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- All right, dirt bags.
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Now, Kiss your neighbor and say,
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"Thank you for sharing with me."
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- I love you.
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- Thank you for sharing with me.
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I love you.
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- Thank you for sharing with me.
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I love you.
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- And remember, once
you go out those doors,
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don't stop to think about what you feel.
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'Cause once you stop to
think about what you feel,
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you doubt what you know.
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And once you doubt what you know,
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you can assume you don't know it.
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Why?
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Because you don't act on it.
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Once you know what you
know, you act on it.
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Now, listen to me. As of five p.m.,
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right now, you are all graduates of EGO.
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Congratulations!
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- It was beautiful in New
York City with us -- based on
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real love and real feelings.
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Man, so many feelings, all of us.
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- That Ernie.
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His mother must be so proud.
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Such a nice boy.
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- And it's like we all had the
materials provided inside us,
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and God handed them down to us.
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Charlie, we've got to split.
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You know it takes like 15 minutes
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to walk to the bus station.
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- Maybe we can get a
lift from somebody, huh?
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- Charlie.
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- Oh, don't be silly.
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I was going to offer you a lift, anyways.
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It ain't like I was giving
a ride to strangers,
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after all we've been through.
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- You know, after this weekend, I really
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realize just how beautiful
people are underneath.
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- Hey, lady, you like music?
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- Oh, sure, sure, sure.
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- Is your husband waiting for you?
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- What?
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- Il mean, do you live
in the woods all alone?
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I'm prying.
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It's just that people are my hobby.
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Right, Charlie?
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- For sure.
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- You city folks think ‘cause
I'm livin' out in the way,
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I'm out of touch.
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But I say it only happens if you let it.
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TV and all, I keep in
touch with everything.
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I take what's good from the city
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and the rest you can keep.
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And one of the good things
is that nice young man
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on the morning news.
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I heard all about this
here EGO training from him.
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Oh, damn.
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Oh, not again.
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Not to worry, honey.
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Happens all the time.
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- Do you need any help?
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- Oh, no.
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You'll only get your hands dirty.
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Don't you trouble yourself.
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The hood didn't release.
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Can you pull that doohickey again?
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- Come on!
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- No!
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No.
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- Thanks.
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Oh, God!
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- Stop it, boy!
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That's enough!
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- Get off.
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You, too.
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- Please.
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Please, don't kill me, ma'am.
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Please.
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What have I done?
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- Thank you for sharing with me!
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I love you.
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Darlings, you have made
your mother very proud.
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- Yay!
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- Abbey, will you sit down?
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Come on.
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- The library.
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Would you look at us?
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- I must have taken this roll
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last semester, before finals.
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Ah, there she is!
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Trina hard at work.
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- Jesus, who took that picture?
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You two are real snakes.
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- Ralph!
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- Now I see why you
two hit it off so well, Trina.
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Look, the dorm!
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That one comes --
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- I ditched him five months ago.
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- Our sign!
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Yay!
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- You know, I'm
working on a new sign
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that'll take up the whole door.
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And our names will be much bigger.
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You know, we should have
calling cards and stuff.
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- Oh, God.
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Look at that one.
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- So that after we play a joke
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on someone or something,
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we can just casually hand them a card.
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- Yeah, like,
congratulations, you've just
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been goofed on by the Rat Pack.
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- Uh-oh, marijuana.
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- Do you really
think that Paul is --
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- Abbey Warner, pothead.
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- If my mother
ever saw this picture.
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- Now we're getting
to Jackie's arty slides.
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- Ooh, icky!
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Change the slide!
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- Okay, okay.
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- Look, Mr. Conroy.
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- That guy was
the worst teacher in life.
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- Oh, Jesus was he ever.
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- Jackie, how did you
take those without him seeing?
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- Wait, wait, wait.
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Just watch.
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Wait a minute, look.
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- Oh, God.
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Look at you.
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My God, the rubber spider.
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That one was so great.
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Look at her, she's sleeping
with her mouth open.
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- Real funny.
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I had an exam the next
morning at nine, you know.
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- Oh, boy, what a scream.
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- What a scream.
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Look at her.
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- I'm not surprised
how immature you two can be.
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- Hey, when was this?
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- The making of
the all-American beauty.
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- Remember that one?
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- Don't be gross, Trina.
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Who was I seeing then?
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Oh my God.
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- Oh, you had a date after curfew
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and we had to lower you out
the window in a sleeping bag.
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- And it worked, too.
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We got you all the way to
the ground without a scratch.
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- Look, Bill Ford!
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- Bill Ford!
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- Let's keep living
together and having fun,
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even after college.
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- Come on.
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Can you see us as 80 year-old roommates?
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- At least we can
have Rat Pack reunions.
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- I wonder what we will be doing,
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you know, like, 10 years from now.
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What are our lives gonna be like?
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- Trina, darling, this is simply too too.
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- There are three rules
in the film business:
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distribution, distribution,
and distribution.
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- Trina, darling, where did you find
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all these attractive men?
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- Maggie, I simply told them
you'd be here.
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I want the hors d'oeuvres
cleared in 15 minutes sharp.
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And tell Joshua to stop
jerking off in the kitchen.
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And bring some ice now.
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- Jonathan, so nice of you to make it.
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- What was it Kubrick said?
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"The manipulation of light and color
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produces an illusion
of profound intensity?"
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- Naw, man.
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You take the Hollywood
freeway to Sepulveda.
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Not Sepulveda the boulevard,
Sepulveda the lane.
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- What was it Kubrick said?
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- You've got to have gross points.
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Not net points, but gross points.
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- Did you say Grosse Point?
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I'm from Grosse Point.
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- Frank, your party last
night was just incredible.
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- Well, thank you very much.
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- Madam, a telegram for you.
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- Who is it?
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Okay, then.
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- It's me, Mother.
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Yes, Mother.
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- It's about
time you got home, slut!
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You're out whoring around
when you know I have
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to take five pills at six!
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Don't tell me where you've been.
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I'm a sick woman!
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You know that!
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You never do a damn thing for me,
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after all I've done for youl!
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If I could walk, I wouldn't
ask you for anything.
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But I'm a sick woman!
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I'm a sick woman!
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I'm a sick woman!
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Do you hear me?
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The doctor said I need help at night!
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You know that!
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He said I could never be left alone!
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But you don't care about your own mother!
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Do you hear me?
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I'm a sick woman!
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I'm a sick woman!
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- Hi, Weston.
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- Hello,
Jackie, this is your mother.
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I ran into Davie Babcock last night.
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You remember.
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Now, I'm not pushing him on
you, but your father thinks he's
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going to be very successful.
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He'll be calling you.
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Trust me on this.
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I'm your mother.
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- Hi, Jackie.
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The accountant says we still
file jointly this year even
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with our divorce.
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Sorry I never got back to you, but, uh...
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you know how things are.
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- Oh, you son of a bitch!
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I thought you had something to do today.
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- Yeah, but things came up.
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Hey, babe, I thought
you'd be happy to see me.
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- I am.
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But I've got to get going.
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- That's cool.
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Listen, you mind if I
crash here for the weekend?
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Thanks, you're a doll.
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Is there anything I can do for you?
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Help you pack, or something?
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- No, thanks.
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I'm all set.
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- You know, Jackie, I envy you.
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- Sure.
- No, really.
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I wish I could work a steady job.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't so sensitive.
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- Yeah.
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- That I didn't have so much art in me.
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You don't realize how
hard it is on the male ego
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to stay in bed while his
lover goes off to work.
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You know I'd work nine to five
if I could.
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But the damn theater
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just won't let go of me.
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Uh, one question. Where
do you keep your razor?
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- Look on the side of the bathtub.
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Listen, Ted, I'll be seeing you.
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I love you.
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- Yeah, take care.
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- Have a good weekend, Weston.
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- Yeah, sure, I'm supposed
to have a good weekend
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stuck here in the city.
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- Hey, if you're free for the weekend,
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there's a lot going on.
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This is New York.
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- Free for the weekend?
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Free for the weekend?
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Free for the weekend?
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I'll never be free as long as
I'm a black man in Americal!
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- Rockefeller makes a
million dollars a day!
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Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day!
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Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day!
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Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day!
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- Hey, you dames
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from the Hoboken Historical Society?
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00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:58,040
I've been driving for 20
years in these goddamn --
269
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:06,716
- Hey!
270
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,343
You know where a girl
can get laid around here?
271
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,511
- Nice of you to show up, Jackie.
272
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,846
- Jackie!
273
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:12,930
Oh!
- God, you look good.
274
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,099
- My cable said we were
supposed to meet at two.
275
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,392
What'd yours say, Abbey?
276
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,519
- Well, mine did say two o'clock.
277
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,772
- Hey, you two bills are
lucky I even showed up at all.
278
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,816
- Real nice of you to drop by.
279
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,151
Abbey and I were just getting into
280
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,612
the unspoiled, natural beauty of...
281
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,489
where the hell are we, anyway?
282
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,574
- Uh...Rexburg, New Jersey.
283
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,284
- Well, I don't know about the two of you,
284
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,620
but I'm getting out of here.
- Wait for me.
285
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,048
- Now, where are we going?
286
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,008
I can't be anyplace --
287
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,427
- This is awful.
288
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,638
- We going skin diving?
289
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:54,639
- Ask me some more questions.
290
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,516
- This is so good
to be with you two again.
291
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,892
I can't believe it!
292
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,186
- I still have
that garnet necklace
293
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,270
that you gave us last year.
294
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,104
- Mine too.
295
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:02,939
- She's so nice.
296
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,232
- I never take mine off.
297
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,316
- Jackie.
298
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,150
- What?
299
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:06,984
- You're still wearing your ring.
300
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,110
- Oh, I can't believe it.
301
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,654
That tacky school ring.
302
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:10,655
All right.
303
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,490
On with the bags.
304
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:13,324
- Oh my God.
305
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,034
You mean we have to put these on again?
306
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,077
Come on, Jackie.
307
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,912
Couldn't we just forget it this year?
308
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,081
- And have you
know where we're going?
309
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:20,915
Never.
310
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:21,749
- Oh, pew, Jackie.
311
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:22,792
What do you keep in these bags?
312
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:23,626
Kitty litter?
313
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,836
- Just shut up and
put the bags over your heads.
314
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,004
Come on, both of you.
315
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,341
Hey, which way do you guys want to go?
316
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,217
Left or right?
317
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,176
- What do you mean
which way do we want to go?
318
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,302
- Quick, come on, quick.
- Straight ahead.
319
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,387
- You know where we're going.
320
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,221
- Got to be left or right!
321
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,180
- Left.
- Left?
322
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,348
- Right.
- Right?
323
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,474
- No, right.
- Right?
324
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:39,308
No, left.
325
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,142
Left!
326
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:40,977
- Oh, goddamn it.
327
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,943
- Pit stop!
328
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:54,031
- We want beer, we want
beer, we want beer.
329
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,167
Hi.
330
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,271
Thanks, but that'll be all for today.
331
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,314
How much?
332
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,983
Oh, by the way, how far
is it to Deep Barons?
333
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,485
- You alone?
- No, with friends.
334
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,653
Two of them.
335
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,405
How far is it to Deep Barons?
336
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,490
- Why do you want to go up there, lady?
337
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,827
Don't go messing up in Deep Barons!
338
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:47,418
Oh, look!
- What?
339
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,045
Oh, Jesus.
340
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,338
I thought I told you two
341
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,798
to stay in the car.
- Jackie?
342
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:54,634
Jackie?
343
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,065
- I don't want that one.
344
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:09,899
God, you guys.
345
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:10,733
Wait a minute.
346
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:11,567
Whoa, whoa.
347
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:12,401
Hold up.
348
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,527
Both of you.
349
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:19,825
It's all right.
350
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,952
We're old college roommates.
351
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:23,704
Jesus.
352
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:32,922
- You get what you deserve
353
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,841
in them Deep Barons, you lesbians!
354
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,471
You won't be causing no
one no trouble no more!
355
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,483
- All clear.
356
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,526
- Jackie, you got to be kidding.
357
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:54,360
- Come on.
358
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,319
We'll never get there.
359
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,195
- Jackie, wait a minute.
360
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,572
Let me put this beer can down.
361
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:01,367
Hang on.
362
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,368
Whoa.
363
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,578
- How you doing back there?
364
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,205
- Oh, okay.
365
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,624
Gee, we'll be able to find our way
366
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,043
back from all these beer cans.
367
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,379
I'm serious, Jackie, if
we're still in New Jersey,
368
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,173
I must see the Newark library.
369
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,259
- Oh, hey, did you guys
lock the car doors?
370
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,760
- Jackie, don't be so paranoid.
371
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,011
We're not in the city.
372
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,270
This is a great dance, Jackie.
373
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,605
Drink!
374
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,399
Wait, I can't drink that fast.
375
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,484
- No stopping, no stopping!
376
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,406
Buzz off!
377
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,907
- Trina, remember the time when we
378
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,076
used to put Jackie in the sleeping bag
379
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,119
when she was gonna meet the --
380
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,789
- Yeah, you almost dropped
me every single time.
381
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,082
Watch it, tree.
382
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,543
- We could hardly pick
up that bag, she was so fat.
383
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:53,711
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
384
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,546
I noticed you lost a lot of weight, too.
385
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,256
- That'll teach me
to say things like that.
386
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,174
- Oh, Trina.
387
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,138
- Jackie, you make me take one more step
388
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,099
and you'll be served with a
summons from my podiatrist
389
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,184
when we get back.
390
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,936
- Move to Bev Hills and
already you forgot how to walk,
391
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:11,771
huh, Trina Law?
392
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,231
- Gee, what's Paul Williams really like?
393
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:18,444
- Hey, no one's forcing you
to live in these septic tanks.
394
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,448
You've chosen the grit and
I have chosen the glamour.
395
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,909
- Watch out, it's
bear doody over there!
396
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,373
- This is gonna be a long weekend.
397
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,422
Hey, wait for me!
398
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,690
- Welcome to our weekend.
399
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,069
- Oh, Jackie, it's perfect!
400
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,998
- You mean they don't have 'em in Brazil?
401
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,335
- Nuh-uh.
402
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,546
You know, these weekends
are the only times
403
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,548
I ever get stoned anymore.
404
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:21,799
- Aren't you getting a little tired
405
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,384
of this whole thing?
406
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,095
I mean, last year's was ridiculous.
407
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,264
I brought a whole suitcase
of summer clothes with me.
408
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,266
And we went skiing.
409
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,935
- What about Budapest?
410
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,521
- Jackie, I told you,
outside the United States,
411
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,648
they don't have marshmallows.
412
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:41,026
- But it's like the only
really American food.
413
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,904
Wow.
414
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,906
- Next year's your year, right?
415
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:46,740
- Yeah.
416
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,450
I'm getting a little bored
with this whole thing.
417
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,328
I mean, once a year, no matter what,
418
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,163
we drop everything and get together
419
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,749
for our little mystery weekend together.
420
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,877
Aren't we getting a little too old for it?
421
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,087
- You wouldn't really think
of not showing up one year,
422
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,589
would you?
423
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,758
I mean, sometimes, I
think that these weekends
424
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,344
are the only thing that
keeps me sane from one year
425
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:08,345
to the next.
426
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,640
Where's Jackie?
427
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,226
- Jackie?
428
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,478
Jackie?
- Jackie?
429
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,355
- Where are you?
- Jackie?
430
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,237
Jackie, are you all right?
431
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,912
- Oh my God.
432
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:36,665
- What's the matter?
433
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,209
Can't I tinkle without asking permission?
434
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,755
- What, do you always carry
a knife when you take a leak?
435
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:43,964
- Sure.
436
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,467
It's a jungle out there.
437
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,343
- What are you afraid of?
438
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,262
Being jumped by a gang of
wild Puerto Rican chickens?
439
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,640
Look, Jackie, one weekend
a year, you can relax.
440
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:56,644
When you're with the Rat
Pack, no one dumps on you.
441
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,146
- Hey, you talking to me?
442
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,397
Are you talking to me?
443
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,733
I know how to handle myself.
444
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:03,734
- Oh, yeah.
445
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:07,571
Like with...with...oh, what was his name?
446
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,990
- Christ, don't bring that up again.
447
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,201
- Yeah, Jackie, what was his name?
448
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,536
- Dobson.
449
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,163
Brad Dobson.
450
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,958
His name is Brad Dobson --
451
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,585
- But everybody calls him Dobber.
452
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,545
- Dobber.
453
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,755
What an asshole.
454
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,632
- Goodbye, Dobber.
455
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,802
- You know, I don't know if
this is really the way to do it.
456
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:33,055
- Jackie, this guy's been
shitting on you for six months.
457
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:33,889
- There he is!
458
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:34,723
- Where?
459
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:35,683
- Oh, God.
460
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:42,147
- Hey, doll.
461
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:42,982
Give me a kiss.
462
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,024
- Brad, not here.
463
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:45,609
- Okay, okay.
464
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:46,986
I can wait.
465
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:47,945
Come on.
466
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,617
This is awesome, babe.
467
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:54,576
It's awesome.
468
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,955
You know, I once pitched a no hitter
469
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,082
against SC on this mound.
470
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,835
It's the same mound
where you and I are going
471
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,045
to be doing the dirty deed.
472
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:06,005
- Brad!
473
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:07,715
- Uh-huh.
474
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:09,758
Yeah.
475
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,470
You know, Jack, I've
got to hand it to you.
476
00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:16,306
You held out a lot
longer than most broads.
477
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,684
You showed an amazing amount of control.
478
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,645
- Hey, Brad, I forgot the body oils.
479
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,568
- Hey, I thought I told you
you could call me Dobber.
480
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,361
- Yeah, right.
481
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,822
- Hey, I'll be waiting for you.
482
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,543
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
483
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:30,047
and welcome to Wilfred Memorial Stadium.
484
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,131
It's a beautiful night
485
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,510
for our first annual Asshole Invitational.
486
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:35,344
And they're off.
487
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,263
Tonight, we're thrilled to
present the guy who dreams
488
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:42,559
in instant replay, the
biggest asshole on campus,
489
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:43,393
Brad --
490
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,436
- "Call Me Dobber" --
491
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,687
- Dobson.
492
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,232
And there goes Dobson now.
493
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,777
Ladies and gentlemen,
just look at that boy run.
494
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,612
Such flare, such grace.
495
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,573
Have you ever seen anything like it?
496
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,164
- Rat.
- Pack.
497
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,499
- Forever.
498
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,167
- Rats.
- Forever.
499
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,211
- Rat Pack forever.
500
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:10,170
Rat Pack forever.
501
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,134
- Oh, poor Jackie.
502
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,887
Men were always pushing you around.
503
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:20,222
- Men?
504
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:24,268
Being pushed around is the
story of Jackie's life.
505
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:28,063
- You know, sometimes, I wish I still
506
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,274
had the Rat Pack to protect me.
507
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,026
Remember when we were seniors and Trina
508
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,446
brought in that calendar with
the pictures of men with --
509
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,635
- Oh!
510
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:22,594
Trina!
511
00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:27,599
I'll get you if it takes
me the rest of my life!
512
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,159
- Guys, come on!
513
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,382
- Jackie.
514
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:34,291
You know, we could really
515
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,251
make this place into something.
516
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:39,004
Six lanes of blacktop
right there to the lake.
517
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,923
Pave that whole area
there for a parking lot,
518
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,885
maybe a taco stand here, some landfill,
519
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,636
shopping centers, casinos.
520
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,598
- Oh, Jackie, look at that
little fish over there.
521
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:50,432
He's so cute.
522
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:51,892
He's just swimming around the rocks there.
523
00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:52,726
Look.
524
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:53,602
- Where?
525
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:54,436
- Underneath the rocks.
526
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:55,270
Look.
- A fish?
527
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:56,104
- He's right over by your line.
528
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,064
- Ah, I got it!
529
00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:58,398
Oh my God!
530
00:30:58,732 --> 00:30:59,232
I got it!
531
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,067
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Igotit, I got it.
532
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:00,901
- No, you have to do this.
533
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,110
You have to turn him arou --
- I know.
534
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:03,070
- Okay, I remember.
535
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,446
I got it.
536
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:05,947
God, look how big he is!
537
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:06,782
I don't believe it!
538
00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:07,616
I got it!
539
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:08,450
I got him, I got him.
540
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:09,284
I got him.
541
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:10,369
Look it.
- Oh my gosh.
542
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,745
- Look how big he is!
543
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:12,662
- Oh, Jackie!
544
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:13,455
You got him!
545
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:15,123
- Look it!
546
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:15,957
What do you think it is, what is it?
547
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,376
- I think it's a Boston scrod!
548
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,668
- Yeah, it is!
549
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:19,586
- Go on, come on.
550
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,675
- He's not gonna bite youl!
551
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,678
- It's a goddamn trout.
552
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:42,567
- Thanks, Trina.
553
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,570
Thanks, Jackie.
554
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:47,864
- You're welcome.
555
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,366
- What for?
556
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:50,742
- I've never thanked you.
557
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,078
- For what?
558
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,540
- For being my friends.
559
00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,252
For getting me to do things
I wouldn't do by myself.
560
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,964
For making me feel like somebody.
561
00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:04,965
- You're welcome.
562
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,050
- But you are somebody, Abbey.
563
00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:10,137
We only let you see that --
564
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:17,561
Let me out!
565
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,146
Get off me!
566
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,487
- Goddamn it!
567
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,448
What the hell is this?
568
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:31,700
Who is it?
569
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,079
Damn it.
570
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,165
What's happening?
571
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:45,922
Ow!
572
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:46,965
Goddamn it.
573
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:57,476
Damn.
574
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:00,729
Who is it?
575
00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:02,939
Ow.
576
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:06,485
Stop it!
577
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:12,365
Abbey!
578
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,160
Abbey, are you there?
579
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,412
What's happening?
580
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:18,371
Jackie!
581
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:26,963
- Come on, Ike!
582
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,340
- Coming.
583
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,134
- Hey, Ma!
584
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,224
Mom, we got some!
585
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,420
We got the girls at Fonzie Lake.
586
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,505
- Yeah.
587
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,882
And I got the one that almost got away.
588
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:11,716
- You did not!
589
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,134
You didn't even get her down in time.
590
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:16,304
- Ike and Addley, didn't
you boys forget something?
591
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:40,412
And?
592
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,133
I swear, sometimes you boys act
593
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,386
just like little savages.
594
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,762
- Jesus Christ.
595
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,556
What are you, crazy out there?
596
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,308
Let us the fuck out.
597
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:02,475
Let me out!
598
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,144
Who the fuck are you, anyway?
599
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:05,228
- Can we open 'em now, Ma?
600
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:06,813
Can we open 'em now?
601
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:08,273
Come on, slow poke.
602
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,609
- I got two of 'em, you
got one, for crying out loud.
603
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,153
- That's 'cause
you're bigger and dumb.
604
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:14,529
- I'm not dumb!
- You're dumb!
605
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,323
You like punk!
- Shut up.
606
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,575
Mom don't like you to call me dumb.
607
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:21,786
This girl's stupider than me.
608
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:37,385
- All right, Ike and Addley.
609
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,639
Now, let's see what you brought Mother.
610
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:43,933
Well, let's see her.
611
00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,994
- You're a real pretty girl.
612
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:50,542
- Don't touch me,
you sadistic motherfucker.
613
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,840
- Don't you do that!
614
00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,008
Addley!
615
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,136
Addley!
- Get off of me!
616
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,013
Goddamnit.
617
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,226
Fuck you, crazy bastards.
618
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:26,161
- Hey!
619
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:27,829
Don't you do that to me, you bitch!
620
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:28,788
- Ike!
621
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,127
- Ma, I want her first.
622
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:34,961
Her fist.
623
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:37,505
- Not as the first one, dear!
624
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:41,426
Her first.
625
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:44,971
- Oh, but Ma, she can't make --
626
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,014
- Ike!
627
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:46,973
That's it!
628
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,737
- I'm gonna put this around you.
629
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:01,696
Come now.
630
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,283
Come on, come on.
631
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,252
Come on.
632
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:17,212
Get out!
633
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,173
See you later.
634
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,969
- Have a good day!
635
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:39,984
- Let's go.
636
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:40,944
Come on!
637
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,952
- Real nice.
638
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:50,453
- Addley, what do you want to do?
639
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:51,287
- I don't know.
640
00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:52,205
What do you want to do?
641
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:53,039
- I don't know.
642
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:53,915
What do you want to do?
643
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:54,749
- Park bench, the park bench!
644
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:55,583
The park bench!
645
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:56,417
Okay, Ma?
646
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:57,252
The park bench?
647
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:58,127
- Okay.
648
00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,879
But watch out for splinters.
649
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:01,130
- Come on, Ike, come on!
650
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:02,257
- Stay right here.
651
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,633
Don't you move.
652
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:17,856
- Sit down.
653
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,401
Sit down!
654
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,318
- All right.
655
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:23,152
All right, now.
656
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,612
It's a beautiful day, see?
657
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:26,656
You see?
658
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:30,368
You're all alone in the park,
sitting on a park bench.
659
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,954
And you're reading something real good.
660
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:35,123
- Yeah, like a muscle magazine.
661
00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:36,374
Now, read this.
662
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:42,672
Now, I want you to be just
like this. Your leg this
663
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,382
and your arm right here.
664
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:45,550
Okay?
665
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:46,384
That's good.
666
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,262
- Ooh that, that's a
very naughty girl, Fifi.
667
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:54,559
Oh, that is a very bad dog, Fifi.
668
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:58,313
You don't go to the bathroom
on the poor man's leg.
669
00:39:58,646 --> 00:39:59,147
Bad.
670
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,149
Bad dog.
- Please, let me go.
671
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:02,400
Let my friends go.
672
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,569
I don't know what you want.
673
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:05,528
- Sit down!
674
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:12,702
Bad dog.
675
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:13,661
Bad.
676
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,311
- Come on, Addley.
677
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,940
- Ike, I saw one of her
hands free over there.
678
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,650
- That was Addley's fault,
that was Addley's fault.
679
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:44,776
- That was your fault!
680
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:45,610
- It was your fault!
681
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:46,444
You know it.
682
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:47,278
I was in charge of that --
683
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:50,865
- I don't care whose fault it was!
684
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:53,242
Boys!
685
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:56,537
I want you to be the best.
686
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,457
You want your mother to be
proud of you, don't you?
687
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,044
Okay.
688
00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:04,629
That was good cooperation.
689
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:05,546
Next.
690
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,547
- Let's do the carjack.
691
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,382
- No, no.
692
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:08,216
The sniper.
693
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:09,050
We did the carjack --
694
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:12,095
- I'll decide. I said I'll decide.
695
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:16,057
Um, the Shirley Temple.
696
00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,351
- Aw, Ma, I hate the Shirley Temple.
697
00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:19,185
- Now, stop it.
698
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,645
Stop it, both of you.
699
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,606
I'm getting me such a migraine here.
700
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:27,652
Ike, why don't you get the Kodak?
701
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:29,779
- Yeah.
702
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:30,613
I'll get the Kodak.
703
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:31,781
- Yes!
704
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:32,615
- I'll get the Kodak!
705
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:33,741
- Good.
706
00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:34,701
Good boy.
707
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,128
- Okay, lady.
708
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:49,424
Now, walk like a little girl.
709
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,138
Like a little girl!
710
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,795
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
711
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:29,589
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
712
00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:21,432
Can she stay in our room tonight, Ma?
713
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:22,266
Huh?
714
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,601
- Yeah, can she, Ma?
715
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:24,685
- Well, okay.
716
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,604
But I don't want you
two complaining tomorrow
717
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,731
about how tired you are.
718
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:39,033
Ike, you'd better bolt
that door good tonight!
719
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,244
- Ma, there is nobody out there.
720
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:42,078
You got --
721
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,205
- Now you just do as I say.
722
00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:46,249
Queenie's out there.
723
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,959
I just know it.
724
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:14,152
- Wake up!
725
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,654
It's me, Big Bird, and
it's time to get up!
726
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,406
Open your little eyes now!
727
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,658
Don't roll over and go back to sleep.
728
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:21,534
Come on, now.
729
00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:22,535
One foot out of bed.
730
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:23,661
Now the other one.
731
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,371
Okay, have a nice day!
732
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,874
And don't forget to wind the clock.
733
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,667
- Rise and shine, boys!
734
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,043
Rise and shine!
735
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:34,839
- Wake up!
736
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,300
It's me, Big Bird, and
it's time to get up!
737
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:38,926
Open your little eyes now!
738
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,596
Don't roll over and go back to sleep.
739
00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,595
- Punk sucks.
740
00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:24,138
- Disco's stupid.
741
00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:30,811
- Punk sucks.
742
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,355
- Disco's stupid.
743
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:37,777
- Punk sucks.
744
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,445
- Disco's stupid.
745
00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:55,253
- Look!
746
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,880
Look what got away last night.
747
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,467
- Baby raccoon's leg.
748
00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:04,136
- Addley, you're going to
get blood all over the floor.
749
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,680
Now, give me that.
750
00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:09,475
- I guess it ate its way out of the trap.
751
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:13,145
Must have spent all night
chewing its own leg off.
752
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:14,563
- Aw, poor fella.
753
00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:18,401
- I tell you.
754
00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:46,929
- Finish your cheese spread, Ike!
755
00:46:47,263 --> 00:46:49,056
It's good for the liver!
756
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:54,854
What happened to your girlfriend?
757
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:58,065
- Uh, she ain't feeling
so good this morning, Ma.
758
00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:01,068
I, uh, I don't think
she'll be coming down.
759
00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:02,028
- Uh-uh.
760
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,806
- Can we go feed the other two now?
761
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,725
- Okay, but hurry down.
762
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,560
We got to do our exercises.
763
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,859
My boys!
764
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:51,869
- Breakfast, breakfast,
breakfast, breakfast!
765
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:55,247
- Hey, looks like my little
babe's been sleepwalking.
766
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,009
You thinking of going somewhere?
767
00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:08,594
Why, you ain't even ate yet.
768
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,139
- You bastard!
- What do we got over here?
769
00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:13,724
- Where's Jackie?
770
00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:16,602
- Oh, now she wants to know where she is.
771
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,856
- You backwards, perverted piece of shit.
772
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,071
- Addley, Ike!
773
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:27,905
It's exercise time.
774
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,115
- Don't you ever say backwards again!
775
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:29,949
We citified.
776
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,200
You look around!
777
00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:32,076
- Come on, let's go.
778
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:33,786
Let's do the exercises.
779
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:34,954
Come on, let's go, Ike.
780
00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:36,122
- Don't you ever say backwards.
781
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:37,248
- Ike, come on!
782
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:38,457
Come on, Ike!
783
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:41,502
- The girls are not tied.
784
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:42,670
They're gonna get away.
785
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:43,462
We got to tie 'em up.
786
00:48:43,796 --> 00:48:45,256
- They're not going no place.
787
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:46,507
- Are you okay?
788
00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:47,758
- No, come on, exercises.
789
00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,301
Mom wants us now.
790
00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:50,511
- I think so.
791
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,184
- Okay, boys.
792
00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,728
Now, let's get to work.
793
00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:05,461
Now, take care of the big one, Ike!
794
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,558
Lot more thrust, son.
795
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,001
Okay, boys!
796
00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:47,419
Now, take a break!
797
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:52,675
- Abbey, come over here now.
798
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:16,156
- Hey, Bert.
799
00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:16,991
He doesn't have to be dressed.
800
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:20,286
- Bert
doesn't have to be dressed.
801
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,705
- Somebody
doesn't know how to spell.
802
00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:27,001
There was a penguin in show biz, you know?
803
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:27,835
- There was?
804
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,044
- Yeah.
805
00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:31,046
- Really?
806
00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:05,516
- I'm gonna get you, Addley!
807
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:07,309
I'm gonna get youl!
808
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:45,282
- Well, look what we've got here!
809
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:48,160
You sure are frisky, aren't you?
810
00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:53,207
I'm going to get you some burger bits!
811
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,459
I know you love burger bits
812
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,294
and I know they're good for you, too.
813
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,921
They've got all the vitamins and minerals
814
00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:02,508
a frisky young pup needs
to grow into a healthy dog.
815
00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:04,927
And you know they're good for you, too.
816
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:06,345
Otherwise, the Farmlab people
817
00:55:06,678 --> 00:55:08,514
wouldn't put their names on it.
818
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:12,434
So don't forget, it's Burger
Bits, B-U-R-G-E-R-B-I-T-S,
819
00:55:12,768 --> 00:55:14,686
for a healthy, young dog.
820
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:22,194
- Abbey, come on.
821
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,987
We got to get Jackie.
822
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,322
Abbey!
823
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:35,541
Abbey, come on.
824
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:39,628
We got to get Jackie right now!
825
00:56:12,953 --> 00:56:13,704
Jackie?
826
00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:27,843
Jackie, where are you?
827
00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:02,169
- What'd you do
with my disco magazine?
828
00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:04,087
- Get in.
829
00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:05,797
Get in.
830
00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,045
It's Jackie.
831
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:46,922
Oh my God.
832
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,175
She's still alive.
833
00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:52,636
Abbey, come and help
me get her out of here.
834
00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:55,389
Abbey!
835
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,182
Abbey, come and help me.
836
00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:58,892
You got to help me.
837
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:04,815
- Oh, Jackie.
838
00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:23,291
- They stupid!
839
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:24,209
- They're not stupid!
840
00:58:24,543 --> 00:58:25,043
I'll show you a picture of --
841
00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,670
- Stupid!
842
00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:30,465
Go in there now!
843
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:31,508
- No!
844
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,138
- Shit, the door.
845
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,142
- With a
combination bloodhound, pointer,
846
00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:43,020
and hunting dog, how can you get lost?
847
00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:45,897
- Trina, I'm scared.
848
00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:47,858
- You'll be all right.
849
00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:53,739
No, wait a minute!
850
00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:55,115
She's slipping!
851
00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,504
- Ma!
852
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:28,482
Addley!
853
00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:29,566
Get in here!
854
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:30,484
It's playtime!
855
00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:42,245
Thinking of going away
without saying goodbye?
856
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:43,246
Huh?
857
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:44,081
You're staying here.
858
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:46,750
- Ike!
859
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,001
Ike, Addley!
860
00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:49,586
Addley, Ike!
861
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,173
- Okay, let's get her out of here.
862
00:59:53,507 --> 00:59:54,132
- Oh, God.
863
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:55,675
Oh my God!
864
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,094
She'll attack anything!
865
00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:58,053
Anything!
866
00:59:58,386 --> 00:59:59,137
Queenie's in the woods!
867
00:59:59,471 --> 01:00:00,931
I just seen her!
868
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:02,224
I don't know what would happen to me
869
01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:03,725
if you boys hadn't come along!
870
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:04,768
- Aw, Ma.
871
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,813
- Your mother was practically
killed because you left
872
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:10,357
me here all alone, both of you!
873
01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:13,318
- But, Ma.
874
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:14,361
Ma, the girls are getting away.
875
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:15,195
The girls are getting away.
876
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:16,613
- You just help me up now.
877
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:18,865
Oh.
878
01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:20,408
And never mind the girls.
879
01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:21,243
We'll get the girls.
880
01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:24,496
But you just thank God that
your mother's all right!
881
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,219
- We can't make it to the car this way.
882
01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,471
Let's hide Jackie.
883
01:01:23,805 --> 01:01:26,808
Put her down here.
884
01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,961
- Listen, I'm all right now.
885
01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:56,963
I can handle this.
886
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:58,840
You go get help.
887
01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:13,999
- Son of a bitch!
888
01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:08,845
Officer!
889
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:09,804
Officer!
890
01:04:11,014 --> 01:04:12,182
Officer!
891
01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:15,643
Officer!
892
01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,020
Officer!
893
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,313
Oh, thank God!
894
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,273
Thank God you're here.
895
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:14,494
- Jackie?
896
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:21,835
Jackie?
897
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:25,588
Jackie?
898
01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:29,342
No!
899
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:33,138
Jackie!
900
01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:39,329
- You're not going anywhere now, bitch!
901
01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:27,418
Give up!
902
01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:28,378
Give up!
903
01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:00,118
You bitch!
904
01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:02,370
You're dead now!
905
01:10:58,296 --> 01:10:59,547
You bitch!
906
01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:02,967
You bitch!
907
01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:21,027
- Abbey!
908
01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:24,739
Ike, Jesus, Abbey.
909
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,911
Ike, I can't...
910
01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:30,912
We're fucked!
911
01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:36,042
He's the police!
912
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:10,326
- We'll get them.
913
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,581
We'll get those bastards.
914
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:24,423
- Sun
worshipers say they love it.
915
01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:26,467
But dermatologists are
worried about the nation's
916
01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:28,928
new, year-round suntan craze.
917
01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:30,847
Amy Loven concludes her special report,
918
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:34,100
"Tanning Clinics, Safe or Sorry?"
919
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,309
- What types of reactions
920
01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:36,519
do you get from customers?
921
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:37,520
What do they say?
922
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:39,897
- Oh, I have everything from,
923
01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:42,066
"Oh, it's the most marvelous
thing I ever heard of,
924
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,901
this is what I've been
waiting for all my life,"
925
01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:45,361
to, "This is the height of --"
926
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,113
- Addley, I just doubled youl!
927
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:50,616
- Ma, I can't with those girls out there!
928
01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:54,370
- Now, that is Ike's job and
Ike will bring them back.
929
01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:55,329
Now come on, Addley.
930
01:12:55,663 --> 01:12:58,249
You've got to always want to
play, because that's polite.
931
01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:01,294
- Well, I want to be out there with Ike!
932
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:02,753
Getting the girls and stuff!
933
01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:04,714
- Girls, girls, girls.
934
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:06,215
What about me?
935
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:10,052
I want someone here with me
when Queenie's on the prowl.
936
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:15,182
And besides, ain't we
having fun?
937
01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:18,477
- Grandma says Queenie's dead.
938
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:19,353
- Now, come on, Addley.
939
01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:20,354
It's your roll.
940
01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:31,282
- All my life, I ain't
never seen no Queenie.
941
01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:35,369
Ike says you say Queenie's
still alive just so
942
01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:39,081
you can keep us around you.
943
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:42,710
- I try to give you
boys a respeciful life.
944
01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:44,587
And this is the thanks I get.
945
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:47,006
Okay, get out there and have
fun with your brother Ike.
946
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:50,676
Don't worry about me being
here with nobody around!
947
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:51,510
- Oh, Ma.
948
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:54,430
- Addley, my sister Queenie
was evil from birth.
949
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:57,350
She was the most contrary
baby they ever did see.
950
01:13:57,683 --> 01:13:59,352
Why, she was the only baby they ever seen
951
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:02,480
with a full head of long,
white hair when she was born.
952
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,774
And you know she broke my neck while I
953
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:06,734
was still in the cradle.
954
01:14:07,068 --> 01:14:09,987
- Yeah, but Grandma says
she shot Queenie after that,
955
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:14,367
cut off her ear to prove it.
956
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:15,201
- That?
957
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:16,869
It don't mean nothing.
958
01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,872
I know she set Queenie loose,
‘cause I seen her living
959
01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:23,376
like a swamp rat, feeding
off animal waste and garbage
960
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:26,337
and flesh, and that no
more than 50 yards away
961
01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:28,714
from where I'm sitting right now.
962
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,927
I saw Queenie outrace a mongrel wolf
963
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:35,596
and then rip open its
throat with her bare hands,
964
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,723
just so she could see it bleed.
965
01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:40,226
And you want to leave me
here with nobody around?
966
01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:42,895
- Aw, Ma, I don't want to leave you alone.
967
01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:46,065
- Then you will never leave me!
968
01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:48,776
You just promise me that
you and your brother
969
01:14:49,110 --> 01:14:51,445
will never leave me, ever!
970
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:56,826
- Yes, Ma.
971
01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:32,236
- Ow!
972
01:16:23,037 --> 01:16:25,289
- I want Jackie to see this.
973
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,795
Jackie, every way you turned
in life, you got shit.
974
01:16:33,631 --> 01:16:35,800
Well, now we'll do the
fighting back for you.
975
01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:04,745
It's the only thing we can do.
976
01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:07,123
We can't give up.
977
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,916
We've gotten this far!
978
01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:15,840
Rat.
979
01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:18,759
- Pack.
980
01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:20,469
- Pack.
981
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:22,471
Forever.
982
01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:33,607
- There's a film
on your teeth to the gum
983
01:17:33,941 --> 01:17:37,987
and beneath that can make
any smile look inferior.
984
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:39,113
For this film --
985
01:17:39,446 --> 01:17:41,866
- After all my teaching
and working and training,
986
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:43,951
this is what I get.
987
01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:47,079
He loses two city gals in the woods.
988
01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:53,002
- B-O-
989
01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:59,258
T-E.
990
01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:00,926
Boat!
991
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:02,094
I got it, Ma!
992
01:18:02,428 --> 01:18:03,679
Ouija says they're on a boat!
993
01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:07,057
- Idiot, they can't go
nowhere without the car.
994
01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:08,976
- Addley, you tell your brother Ike
995
01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:11,187
a hound dog that comes home
with nothing in his mouth
996
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,689
should keep it closed.
997
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:17,943
- Ike, Ma says a hound dog
who comes home empty handed
998
01:18:20,738 --> 01:18:24,325
should keep, keep your
big, fat mouth shut!
999
01:18:24,658 --> 01:18:25,159
- Shut up, idiot!
1000
01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:26,118
I got ears!
1001
01:18:32,499 --> 01:18:33,250
Ma?
1002
01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:35,920
Ma, she fooled me.
1003
01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:37,755
I'm all tore up about it, Ma.
1004
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:43,052
I'm sorry, I sh --
1005
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:45,221
I'm sorry I shamed you, Ma.
1006
01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:48,390
Give me another chance?
1007
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:50,517
I'll kill 'em good.
1008
01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:52,728
- Addley, you tell your brother this time,
1009
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:54,521
we're going to do it right.
1010
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:56,899
No more police car gags.
1011
01:18:57,233 --> 01:19:00,361
You go in the kitchen and
bring me my woods map.
1012
01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:09,828
- Get the antenna out of the bag.
1013
01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:22,883
- Ma?
1014
01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:28,055
Ma?
1015
01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:34,103
I'm really going to make you
proud of me this time, Ma.
1016
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:37,523
I'm gonna make you real
proud of me this time, Ma.
1017
01:19:39,149 --> 01:19:40,192
I'm gonna get 'em good.
1018
01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:44,029
- Oh, Ike.
1019
01:19:45,864 --> 01:19:46,615
Ike.
1020
01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,275
- Come on, Abbey.
1021
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:04,151
He's dead.
1022
01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:06,278
Let's get him out of here.
1023
01:21:42,189 --> 01:21:44,441
- You killed my brother!
1024
01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:46,402
You killed my brother!
1025
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:50,739
You killed my brother!
1026
01:21:53,283 --> 01:21:55,035
You killed my brother!
1027
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,830
You -- you killed him!
1028
01:21:58,163 --> 01:21:59,623
You killed my brother!
1029
01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:18,911
- Son of a bitch!
1030
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,667
- You wanted him, didn't you?
1031
01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:03,223
- Insurance
companies said today
1032
01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:04,975
they'll stop writing policies
1033
01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:06,685
on high-risk drivers if the state
1034
01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:10,063
orders them to spread out
the cost to other customers.
1035
01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:11,732
The word came from Michael McCain,
1036
01:25:12,065 --> 01:25:13,525
counsel for Allstate Insurance.
1037
01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:16,528
He's concerned about a proposal
being studied by the state
1038
01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,322
insurance department that would slash
1039
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:22,993
premiums in high-risk urban
areas and among young drivers.
1040
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,497
Suburban and rural areas.
1041
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:32,169
Two out of five motorists --
1042
01:25:41,011 --> 01:25:43,764
- Good work, boys!
1043
01:25:44,097 --> 01:25:46,141
Oh my God!
1044
01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:47,267
Oh!
1045
01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:48,101
What is this!
1046
01:25:48,435 --> 01:25:49,686
No, no, no!
1047
01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:50,729
You let me be!
1048
01:25:51,063 --> 01:25:52,773
I'm a sick woman!
1049
01:25:53,106 --> 01:25:53,899
Don't hurt me!
1050
01:25:54,232 --> 01:25:55,442
I'm a sick woman!
1051
01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:57,944
Let me go!
1052
01:25:58,278 --> 01:25:58,779
Don't hurt me!
1053
01:25:59,112 --> 01:25:59,863
- It's all right.
- No!
1054
01:26:00,197 --> 01:26:01,156
I'm a sick woman!
1055
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,450
- I'm a sick woman!
1056
01:26:03,784 --> 01:26:05,118
- We'll take care of you.
1057
01:26:05,452 --> 01:26:06,411
- No!
1058
01:26:07,454 --> 01:26:08,664
- I'm a sick woman!
1059
01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:10,248
- We'll take care of you.
1060
01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:11,208
- Addley!
1061
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:13,710
- Sure.
1062
01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:18,840
We'll take care of you.
1063
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:22,886
Just like we've done all these years.
1064
01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:25,514
- Let me go!
1065
01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:28,517
- Don't worry.
1066
01:26:28,850 --> 01:26:31,812
Your daughter will take care of you.
1067
01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:38,735
You stay in bed and
we'll get your clothes,
1068
01:26:39,069 --> 01:26:41,154
and make your food,
1069
01:26:41,488 --> 01:26:43,657
and take care of everything.
1070
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,161
You stay in bed!
1071
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:50,163
Why?
1072
01:26:50,497 --> 01:26:52,416
Because you're a sick woman!
1073
01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:55,419
I'll take care of you!
1074
01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:59,089
And you'll never have to worry
about anything ever again!
1075
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:07,848
Listen to your mother!
1076
01:27:14,104 --> 01:27:15,272
Do you hear me?
1077
01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:18,567
Do you hear me?
1078
01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:21,278
Do you hear me?
1079
01:27:47,846 --> 01:27:49,723
- It just doesn't seem fair.
1080
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:52,976
- There's a reason we survived.
1081
01:27:54,019 --> 01:27:55,854
You just have to believe that much.
1082
01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:58,356
- What do you mean?
1083
01:28:02,319 --> 01:28:04,529
- We were meant to survive.
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We were strong, both of us.
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And don't ever forget it.
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