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- All right, dirt bags.

Now, Kiss your neighbor and say,

"Thank you for sharing with me."

- I love you.

- Thank you for sharing with me.

I love you.

- Thank you for sharing with me.

I love you.

- And remember, once you go out those doors,

don't stop to think about what you feel.

'Cause once you stop to think about what you feel,

you doubt what you know.

And once you doubt what you know,

you can assume you don't know it.

Why?

Because you don't act on it.

Once you know what you know, you act on it.

Now, listen to me. As of five p.m.,

right now, you are all graduates of EGO.

Congratulations!

- It was beautiful in New York City with us -- based on

real love and real feelings.

Man, so many feelings, all of us.

- That Ernie.

His mother must be so proud.

Such a nice boy.

- And it's like we all had the materials provided inside us,

and God handed them down to us.

Charlie, we've got to split.

You know it takes like 15 minutes

to walk to the bus station.

- Maybe we can get a lift from somebody, huh?

- Charlie.

- Oh, don't be silly.

I was going to offer you a lift, anyways.

It ain't like I was giving a ride to strangers,

after all we've been through.

- You know, after this weekend, I really

realize just how beautiful people are underneath.

- Hey, lady, you like music?

- Oh, sure, sure, sure.

- Is your husband waiting for you?

- What?

- Il mean, do you live in the woods all alone?

I'm prying.

It's just that people are my hobby.

Right, Charlie?

- For sure.

- You city folks think ‘cause I'm livin' out in the way,

I'm out of touch.

But I say it only happens if you let it.

TV and all, I keep in touch with everything.

I take what's good from the city

and the rest you can keep.

And one of the good things is that nice young man

on the morning news.

I heard all about this here EGO training from him.

Oh, damn.

Oh, not again.

Not to worry, honey.

Happens all the time.

- Do you need any help?

- Oh, no.

You'll only get your hands dirty.

Don't you trouble yourself.

The hood didn't release.

Can you pull that doohickey again?

- Come on!

- No!

No.

- Thanks.

Oh, God!

- Stop it, boy!

That's enough!

- Get off.

You, too.

- Please.

Please, don't kill me, ma'am.

Please.

What have I done?

- Thank you for sharing with me!

I love you.

Darlings, you have made your mother very proud.

- Yay!

- Abbey, will you sit down?

Come on.

- The library.

Would you look at us?

- I must have taken this roll

last semester, before finals.

Ah, there she is!

Trina hard at work.

- Jesus, who took that picture?

You two are real snakes.

- Ralph!

- Now I see why you two hit it off so well, Trina.

Look, the dorm!

That one comes --

- I ditched him five months ago.

- Our sign!

Yay!

- You know, I'm working on a new sign

that'll take up the whole door.

And our names will be much bigger.

You know, we should have calling cards and stuff.

- Oh, God.

Look at that one.

- So that after we play a joke

on someone or something,

we can just casually hand them a card.

- Yeah, like, congratulations, you've just

been goofed on by the Rat Pack.

- Uh-oh, marijuana.

- Do you really think that Paul is --

- Abbey Warner, pothead.

- If my mother ever saw this picture.

- Now we're getting to Jackie's arty slides.

- Ooh, icky!

Change the slide!

- Okay, okay.

- Look, Mr. Conroy.

- That guy was the worst teacher in life.

- Oh, Jesus was he ever.

- Jackie, how did you take those without him seeing?

- Wait, wait, wait.

Just watch.

Wait a minute, look.

- Oh, God.

Look at you.

My God, the rubber spider.

That one was so great.

Look at her, she's sleeping with her mouth open.

- Real funny.

I had an exam the next morning at nine, you know.

- Oh, boy, what a scream.

- What a scream.

Look at her.

- I'm not surprised how immature you two can be.

- Hey, when was this?

- The making of the all-American beauty.

- Remember that one?

- Don't be gross, Trina.

Who was I seeing then?

Oh my God.

- Oh, you had a date after curfew

and we had to lower you out the window in a sleeping bag.

- And it worked, too.

We got you all the way to the ground without a scratch.

- Look, Bill Ford!

- Bill Ford!

- Let's keep living together and having fun,

even after college.

- Come on.

Can you see us as 80 year-old roommates?

- At least we can have Rat Pack reunions.

- I wonder what we will be doing,

you know, like, 10 years from now.

What are our lives gonna be like?

- Trina, darling, this is simply too too.

- There are three rules in the film business:

distribution, distribution, and distribution.

- Trina, darling, where did you find

all these attractive men?

- Maggie, I simply told them you'd be here.

I want the hors d'oeuvres cleared in 15 minutes sharp.

And tell Joshua to stop jerking off in the kitchen.

And bring some ice now.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Jonathan, so nice of you to make it.

- What was it Kubrick said?

"The manipulation of light and color

produces an illusion of profound intensity?"

- Naw, man.

You take the Hollywood freeway to Sepulveda.

Not Sepulveda the boulevard, Sepulveda the lane.

- What was it Kubrick said?

- You've got to have gross points.

Not net points, but gross points.

- Did you say Grosse Point?

I'm from Grosse Point.

- Frank, your party last night was just incredible.

- Well, thank you very much.

- Madam, a telegram for you.

- Who is it?

Okay, then.

- It's me, Mother.

Yes, Mother.

- It's about time you got home, slut!

You're out whoring around when you know I have

to take five pills at six!

Don't tell me where you've been.

I'm a sick woman!

You know that!

You never do a damn thing for me,

after all I've done for youl!

If I could walk, I wouldn't ask you for anything.

But I'm a sick woman!

I'm a sick woman!

I'm a sick woman!

Do you hear me?

The doctor said I need help at night!

You know that!

He said I could never be left alone!

But you don't care about your own mother!

Do you hear me?

I'm a sick woman!

I'm a sick woman!

- Hi, Weston.

- Hello, Jackie, this is your mother.

I ran into Davie Babcock last night.

You remember.

Now, I'm not pushing him on you, but your father thinks he's

going to be very successful.

He'll be calling you.

Trust me on this.

I'm your mother.

- Hi, Jackie.

The accountant says we still file jointly this year even

with our divorce.

Sorry I never got back to you, but, uh...

you know how things are.

- Oh, you son of a bitch!

I thought you had something to do today.

- Yeah, but things came up.

Hey, babe, I thought you'd be happy to see me.

- I am.

But I've got to get going.

- That's cool.

Listen, you mind if I crash here for the weekend?

Thanks, you're a doll.

Is there anything I can do for you?

Help you pack, or something?

- No, thanks.

I'm all set.

- You know, Jackie, I envy you.

- Sure. - No, really.

I wish I could work a steady job.

I don't know.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't so sensitive.

- Yeah.

- That I didn't have so much art in me.

You don't realize how hard it is on the male ego

to stay in bed while his lover goes off to work.

You know I'd work nine to five if I could.

But the damn theater

just won't let go of me.

Uh, one question. Where do you keep your razor?

- Look on the side of the bathtub.

Listen, Ted, I'll be seeing you.

I love you.

- Yeah, take care.

- Have a good weekend, Weston.

- Yeah, sure, I'm supposed to have a good weekend

stuck here in the city.

- Hey, if you're free for the weekend,

there's a lot going on.

This is New York.

- Free for the weekend?

Free for the weekend?

Free for the weekend?

I'll never be free as long as I'm a black man in Americal!

- Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day!

Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day!

Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day!

Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day!

- Hey, you dames

from the Hoboken Historical Society?

I've been driving for 20 years in these goddamn --

- Hey!

You know where a girl can get laid around here?

- Nice of you to show up, Jackie.

- Jackie!

Oh! - God, you look good.

- My cable said we were supposed to meet at two.

What'd yours say, Abbey?

- Well, mine did say two o'clock.

- Hey, you two bills are lucky I even showed up at all.

- Real nice of you to drop by.

Abbey and I were just getting into

the unspoiled, natural beauty of...

where the hell are we, anyway?

- Uh...Rexburg, New Jersey.

- Well, I don't know about the two of you,

but I'm getting out of here. - Wait for me.

- Now, where are we going?

I can't be anyplace --

- This is awful.

- We going skin diving?

- Ask me some more questions.

- This is so good to be with you two again.

I can't believe it!

- I still have that garnet necklace

that you gave us last year.

- Mine too.

- She's so nice.

- I never take mine off.

- Jackie.

- What?

- You're still wearing your ring.

- Oh, I can't believe it.

That tacky school ring.

All right.

On with the bags.

- Oh my God.

You mean we have to put these on again?

Come on, Jackie.

Couldn't we just forget it this year?

- And have you know where we're going?

Never.

- Oh, pew, Jackie.

What do you keep in these bags?

Kitty litter?

- Just shut up and put the bags over your heads.

Come on, both of you.

Hey, which way do you guys want to go?

Left or right?

- What do you mean which way do we want to go?

- Quick, come on, quick. - Straight ahead.

- You know where we're going.

- Got to be left or right!

- Left. - Left?

- Right. - Right?

- No, right. - Right?

No, left.

Left!

- Oh, goddamn it.

- Pit stop!

- We want beer, we want beer, we want beer.

Hi.

Thanks, but that'll be all for today.

How much?

Oh, by the way, how far is it to Deep Barons?

- You alone? - No, with friends.

Two of them.

How far is it to Deep Barons?

- Why do you want to go up there, lady?

Don't go messing up in Deep Barons!

Oh, look! - What?

Oh, Jesus.

I thought I told you two

to stay in the car. - Jackie?

Jackie?

- I don't want that one.

God, you guys.

Wait a minute.

Whoa, whoa.

Hold up.

Both of you.

It's all right.

We're old college roommates.

Jesus.

- You get what you deserve

in them Deep Barons, you lesbians!

You won't be causing no one no trouble no more!

- All clear.

- Jackie, you got to be kidding.

- Come on.

We'll never get there.

- Jackie, wait a minute.

Let me put this beer can down.

Hang on.

Whoa.

- How you doing back there?

- Oh, okay.

Gee, we'll be able to find our way

back from all these beer cans.

I'm serious, Jackie, if we're still in New Jersey,

I must see the Newark library.

- Oh, hey, did you guys lock the car doors?

- Jackie, don't be so paranoid.

We're not in the city.

This is a great dance, Jackie.

Drink!

Wait, I can't drink that fast.

- No stopping, no stopping!

Buzz off!

- Trina, remember the time when we

used to put Jackie in the sleeping bag

when she was gonna meet the --

- Yeah, you almost dropped me every single time.

Watch it, tree.

- We could hardly pick up that bag, she was so fat.

- Yeah, thanks a lot.

I noticed you lost a lot of weight, too.

- That'll teach me to say things like that.

- Oh, Trina.

- Jackie, you make me take one more step

and you'll be served with a summons from my podiatrist

when we get back.

- Move to Bev Hills and already you forgot how to walk,

huh, Trina Law?

- Gee, what's Paul Williams really like?

- Hey, no one's forcing you to live in these septic tanks.

You've chosen the grit and I have chosen the glamour.

- Watch out, it's bear doody over there!

- This is gonna be a long weekend.

Hey, wait for me!

- Welcome to our weekend.

- Oh, Jackie, it's perfect!

- You mean they don't have 'em in Brazil?

- Nuh-uh.

You know, these weekends are the only times

I ever get stoned anymore.

- Aren't you getting a little tired

of this whole thing?

I mean, last year's was ridiculous.

I brought a whole suitcase of summer clothes with me.

And we went skiing.

- What about Budapest?

- Jackie, I told you, outside the United States,

they don't have marshmallows.

- But it's like the only really American food.

Wow.

- Next year's your year, right?

- Yeah.

I'm getting a little bored with this whole thing.

I mean, once a year, no matter what,

we drop everything and get together

for our little mystery weekend together.

Aren't we getting a little too old for it?

- You wouldn't really think of not showing up one year,

would you?

I mean, sometimes, I think that these weekends

are the only thing that keeps me sane from one year

to the next.

Where's Jackie?

- Jackie?

Jackie? - Jackie?

- Where are you? - Jackie?

Jackie, are you all right?

- Oh my God.

- What's the matter?

Can't I tinkle without asking permission?

- What, do you always carry a knife when you take a leak?

- Sure.

It's a jungle out there.

- What are you afraid of?

Being jumped by a gang of wild Puerto Rican chickens?

Look, Jackie, one weekend a year, you can relax.

When you're with the Rat Pack, no one dumps on you.

- Hey, you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

I know how to handle myself.

- Oh, yeah.

Like with...with...oh, what was his name?

- Christ, don't bring that up again.

- Yeah, Jackie, what was his name?

- Dobson.

Brad Dobson.

His name is Brad Dobson --

- But everybody calls him Dobber.

- Dobber.

What an asshole.

- Goodbye, Dobber.

- You know, I don't know if this is really the way to do it.

- Jackie, this guy's been shitting on you for six months.

- There he is!

- Where?

- Oh, God.

- Hey, doll.

Give me a kiss.

- Brad, not here.

- Okay, okay.

I can wait.

Come on.

This is awesome, babe.

It's awesome.

You know, I once pitched a no hitter

against SC on this mound.

It's the same mound where you and I are going

to be doing the dirty deed.

- Brad!

- Uh-huh.

Yeah.

You know, Jack, I've got to hand it to you.

You held out a lot longer than most broads.

You showed an amazing amount of control.

- Hey, Brad, I forgot the body oils.

- Hey, I thought I told you you could call me Dobber.

- Yeah, right.

- Hey, I'll be waiting for you.

- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to Wilfred Memorial Stadium.

It's a beautiful night

for our first annual Asshole Invitational.

And they're off.

Tonight, we're thrilled to present the guy who dreams

in instant replay, the biggest asshole on campus,

Brad --

- "Call Me Dobber" --

- Dobson.

And there goes Dobson now.

Ladies and gentlemen, just look at that boy run.

Such flare, such grace.

Have you ever seen anything like it?

- Rat. - Pack.

- Forever.

- Rats. - Forever.

- Rat Pack forever.

Rat Pack forever.

- Oh, poor Jackie.

Men were always pushing you around.

- Men?

Being pushed around is the story of Jackie's life.

- You know, sometimes, I wish I still

had the Rat Pack to protect me.

Remember when we were seniors and Trina

brought in that calendar with the pictures of men with --

- Oh!

Trina!

I'll get you if it takes me the rest of my life!

- Guys, come on!

- Jackie.

You know, we could really

make this place into something.

Six lanes of blacktop right there to the lake.

Pave that whole area there for a parking lot,

maybe a taco stand here, some landfill,

shopping centers, casinos.

- Oh, Jackie, look at that little fish over there.

He's so cute.

He's just swimming around the rocks there.

Look.

- Where?

- Underneath the rocks.

Look. - A fish?

- He's right over by your line.

- Ah, I got it!

Oh my God!

I got it!

- Wait, wait, wait. - Igotit, I got it.

- No, you have to do this.

You have to turn him arou -- - I know.

- Okay, I remember.

I got it.

God, look how big he is!

I don't believe it!

I got it!

I got him, I got him.

I got him.

Look it. - Oh my gosh.

- Look how big he is!

- Oh, Jackie!

You got him!

- Look it!

What do you think it is, what is it?

- I think it's a Boston scrod!

- Yeah, it is!

- Go on, come on.

- He's not gonna bite youl!

- It's a goddamn trout.

- Thanks, Trina.

Thanks, Jackie.

- You're welcome.

- What for?

- I've never thanked you.

- For what?

- For being my friends.

For getting me to do things I wouldn't do by myself.

For making me feel like somebody.

- You're welcome.

- But you are somebody, Abbey.

We only let you see that --

Let me out!

Get off me!

- Goddamn it!

What the hell is this?

Who is it?

Damn it.

What's happening?

Ow!

Goddamn it.

Damn.

Who is it?

Ow.

Stop it!

Abbey!

Abbey, are you there?

What's happening?

Jackie!

- Come on, Ike!

- Coming.

- Hey, Ma!

Mom, we got some!

We got the girls at Fonzie Lake.

- Yeah.

And I got the one that almost got away.

- You did not!

You didn't even get her down in time.

- Ike and Addley, didn't you boys forget something?

And?

I swear, sometimes you boys act

just like little savages.

- Jesus Christ.

What are you, crazy out there?

Let us the fuck out.

Let me out!

Who the fuck are you, anyway?

- Can we open 'em now, Ma?

Can we open 'em now?

Come on, slow poke.

- I got two of 'em, you got one, for crying out loud.

- That's 'cause you're bigger and dumb.

- I'm not dumb! - You're dumb!

You like punk! - Shut up.

Mom don't like you to call me dumb.

This girl's stupider than me.

- All right, Ike and Addley.

Now, let's see what you brought Mother.

Well, let's see her.

- You're a real pretty girl.

- Don't touch me, you sadistic motherfucker.

- Don't you do that!

Addley!

Addley! - Get off of me!

Goddamnit.

Fuck you, crazy bastards.

- Hey!

Don't you do that to me, you bitch!

- Ike!

- Ma, I want her first.

Her fist.

- Not as the first one, dear!

Her first.

- Oh, but Ma, she can't make --

- Ike!

That's it!

- I'm gonna put this around you.

Come now.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Get out!

See you later.

- Have a good day!

- Let's go.

Come on!

- Real nice.

- Addley, what do you want to do?

- I don't know.

What do you want to do?

- I don't know.

What do you want to do?

- Park bench, the park bench!

The park bench!

Okay, Ma?

The park bench?

- Okay.

But watch out for splinters.

- Come on, Ike, come on!

- Stay right here.

Don't you move.

- Sit down.

Sit down!

- All right.

All right, now.

It's a beautiful day, see?

You see?

You're all alone in the park, sitting on a park bench.

And you're reading something real good.

- Yeah, like a muscle magazine.

Now, read this.

Now, I want you to be just like this. Your leg this

and your arm right here.

Okay?

That's good.

- Ooh that, that's a very naughty girl, Fifi.

Oh, that is a very bad dog, Fifi.

You don't go to the bathroom on the poor man's leg.

Bad.

Bad dog. - Please, let me go.

Let my friends go.

I don't know what you want.

- Sit down!

Bad dog.

Bad.

- Come on, Addley.

- Ike, I saw one of her hands free over there.

- That was Addley's fault, that was Addley's fault.

- That was your fault!

- It was your fault!

You know it.

I was in charge of that --

- I don't care whose fault it was!

Boys!

I want you to be the best.

You want your mother to be proud of you, don't you?

Okay.

That was good cooperation.

Next.

- Let's do the carjack.

- No, no.

The sniper.

We did the carjack --

- I'll decide. I said I'll decide.

Um, the Shirley Temple.

- Aw, Ma, I hate the Shirley Temple.

- Now, stop it.

Stop it, both of you.

I'm getting me such a migraine here.

Ike, why don't you get the Kodak?

- Yeah.

I'll get the Kodak.

- Yes!

- I'll get the Kodak!

- Good.

Good boy.

- Okay, lady.

Now, walk like a little girl.

Like a little girl!

Bitch, bitch, bitch!

Bitch, bitch, bitch!

Can she stay in our room tonight, Ma?

Huh?

- Yeah, can she, Ma?

- Well, okay.

But I don't want you two complaining tomorrow

about how tired you are.

Ike, you'd better bolt that door good tonight!

- Ma, there is nobody out there.

You got --

- Now you just do as I say.

Queenie's out there.

I just know it.

- Wake up!

It's me, Big Bird, and it's time to get up!

Open your little eyes now!

Don't roll over and go back to sleep.

Come on, now.

One foot out of bed.

Now the other one.

Okay, have a nice day!

And don't forget to wind the clock.

- Rise and shine, boys!

Rise and shine!

- Wake up!

It's me, Big Bird, and it's time to get up!

Open your little eyes now!

Don't roll over and go back to sleep.

- Punk sucks.

- Disco's stupid.

- Punk sucks.

- Disco's stupid.

- Punk sucks.

- Disco's stupid.

- Look!

Look what got away last night.

- Baby raccoon's leg.

- Addley, you're going to get blood all over the floor.

Now, give me that.

- I guess it ate its way out of the trap.

Must have spent all night chewing its own leg off.

- Aw, poor fella.

- I tell you.

- Finish your cheese spread, Ike!

It's good for the liver!

What happened to your girlfriend?

- Uh, she ain't feeling so good this morning, Ma.

I, uh, I don't think she'll be coming down.

- Uh-uh.

- Can we go feed the other two now?

- Okay, but hurry down.

We got to do our exercises.

My boys!

- Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast!

- Hey, looks like my little babe's been sleepwalking.

You thinking of going somewhere?

Why, you ain't even ate yet.

- You bastard! - What do we got over here?

- Where's Jackie?

- Oh, now she wants to know where she is.

- You backwards, perverted piece of shit.

- Addley, Ike!

It's exercise time.

- Don't you ever say backwards again!

We citified.

You look around!

- Come on, let's go.

Let's do the exercises.

Come on, let's go, Ike.

- Don't you ever say backwards.

- Ike, come on!

Come on, Ike!

- The girls are not tied.

They're gonna get away.

We got to tie 'em up.

- They're not going no place.

- Are you okay?

- No, come on, exercises.

Mom wants us now.

- I think so.

- Okay, boys.

Now, let's get to work.

Now, take care of the big one, Ike!

Lot more thrust, son.

Okay, boys!

Now, take a break!

- Abbey, come over here now.

- Hey, Bert.

He doesn't have to be dressed.

- Bert doesn't have to be dressed.

- Somebody doesn't know how to spell.

There was a penguin in show biz, you know?

- There was?

- Yeah.

- Really?

- I'm gonna get you, Addley!

I'm gonna get youl!

- Well, look what we've got here!

You sure are frisky, aren't you?

I'm going to get you some burger bits!

I know you love burger bits

and I know they're good for you, too.

They've got all the vitamins and minerals

a frisky young pup needs to grow into a healthy dog.

And you know they're good for you, too.

Otherwise, the Farmlab people

wouldn't put their names on it.

So don't forget, it's Burger Bits, B-U-R-G-E-R-B-I-T-S,

for a healthy, young dog.

- Abbey, come on.

We got to get Jackie.

Abbey!

Abbey, come on.

We got to get Jackie right now!

Jackie?

Jackie, where are you?

- What'd you do with my disco magazine?

- Get in.

Get in.

It's Jackie.

Oh my God.

She's still alive.

Abbey, come and help me get her out of here.

Abbey!

Abbey, come and help me.

You got to help me.

- Oh, Jackie.

- They stupid!

- They're not stupid!

I'll show you a picture of --

- Stupid!

Go in there now!

- No!

- Shit, the door.

- With a combination bloodhound, pointer,

and hunting dog, how can you get lost?

- Trina, I'm scared.

- You'll be all right.

No, wait a minute!

She's slipping!

- Ma!

Addley!

Get in here!

It's playtime!

Thinking of going away without saying goodbye?

Huh?

You're staying here.

- Ike!

Ike, Addley!

Addley, Ike!

- Okay, let's get her out of here.

- Oh, God.

Oh my God!

She'll attack anything!

Anything!

Queenie's in the woods!

I just seen her!

I don't know what would happen to me

if you boys hadn't come along!

- Aw, Ma.

- Your mother was practically killed because you left

me here all alone, both of you!

- But, Ma.

Ma, the girls are getting away.

The girls are getting away.

- You just help me up now.

Oh.

And never mind the girls.

We'll get the girls.

But you just thank God that your mother's all right!

- We can't make it to the car this way.

Let's hide Jackie.

Put her down here.

- Listen, I'm all right now.

I can handle this.

You go get help.

- Son of a bitch!

Officer!

Officer!

Officer!

Officer!

Officer!

Oh, thank God!

Thank God you're here.

- Jackie?

Jackie?

Jackie?

No!

Jackie!

- You're not going anywhere now, bitch!

Give up!

Give up!

You bitch!

You're dead now!

You bitch!

You bitch!

- Abbey!

Ike, Jesus, Abbey.

Ike, I can't...

We're fucked!

He's the police!

- We'll get them.

We'll get those bastards.

- Sun worshipers say they love it.

But dermatologists are worried about the nation's

new, year-round suntan craze.

Amy Loven concludes her special report,

"Tanning Clinics, Safe or Sorry?"

- What types of reactions

do you get from customers?

What do they say?

- Oh, I have everything from,

"Oh, it's the most marvelous thing I ever heard of,

this is what I've been waiting for all my life,"

to, "This is the height of --"

- Addley, I just doubled youl!

- Ma, I can't with those girls out there!

- Now, that is Ike's job and Ike will bring them back.

Now come on, Addley.

You've got to always want to play, because that's polite.

- Well, I want to be out there with Ike!

Getting the girls and stuff!

- Girls, girls, girls.

What about me?

I want someone here with me when Queenie's on the prowl.

And besides, ain't we having fun?

- Grandma says Queenie's dead.

- Now, come on, Addley.

It's your roll.

- All my life, I ain't never seen no Queenie.

Ike says you say Queenie's still alive just so

you can keep us around you.

- I try to give you boys a respeciful life.

And this is the thanks I get.

Okay, get out there and have fun with your brother Ike.

Don't worry about me being here with nobody around!

- Oh, Ma.

- Addley, my sister Queenie was evil from birth.

She was the most contrary baby they ever did see.

Why, she was the only baby they ever seen

with a full head of long, white hair when she was born.

And you know she broke my neck while I

was still in the cradle.

- Yeah, but Grandma says she shot Queenie after that,

cut off her ear to prove it.

- That?

It don't mean nothing.

I know she set Queenie loose, ‘cause I seen her living

like a swamp rat, feeding off animal waste and garbage

and flesh, and that no more than 50 yards away

from where I'm sitting right now.

I saw Queenie outrace a mongrel wolf

and then rip open its throat with her bare hands,

just so she could see it bleed.

And you want to leave me here with nobody around?

- Aw, Ma, I don't want to leave you alone.

- Then you will never leave me!

You just promise me that you and your brother

will never leave me, ever!

- Yes, Ma.

- Ow!

- I want Jackie to see this.

Jackie, every way you turned in life, you got shit.

Well, now we'll do the fighting back for you.

It's the only thing we can do.

We can't give up.

We've gotten this far!

Rat.

- Pack.

- Pack.

Forever.

- There's a film on your teeth to the gum

and beneath that can make any smile look inferior.

For this film --

- After all my teaching and working and training,

this is what I get.

He loses two city gals in the woods.

- B-O-

T-E.

Boat!

I got it, Ma!

Ouija says they're on a boat!

- Idiot, they can't go nowhere without the car.

- Addley, you tell your brother Ike

a hound dog that comes home with nothing in his mouth

should keep it closed.

- Ike, Ma says a hound dog who comes home empty handed

should keep, keep your big, fat mouth shut!

- Shut up, idiot!

I got ears!

Ma?

Ma, she fooled me.

I'm all tore up about it, Ma.

I'm sorry, I sh --

I'm sorry I shamed you, Ma.

Give me another chance?

I'll kill 'em good.

- Addley, you tell your brother this time,

we're going to do it right.

No more police car gags.

You go in the kitchen and bring me my woods map.

- Get the antenna out of the bag.

- Ma?

Ma?

I'm really going to make you proud of me this time, Ma.

I'm gonna make you real proud of me this time, Ma.

I'm gonna get 'em good.

- Oh, Ike.

Ike.

- Come on, Abbey.

He's dead.

Let's get him out of here.

- You killed my brother!

You killed my brother!

You killed my brother!

You killed my brother!

You -- you killed him!

You killed my brother!

- Son of a bitch!

- You wanted him, didn't you?

- Insurance companies said today

they'll stop writing policies

on high-risk drivers if the state

orders them to spread out the cost to other customers.

The word came from Michael McCain,

counsel for Allstate Insurance.

He's concerned about a proposal being studied by the state

insurance department that would slash

premiums in high-risk urban areas and among young drivers.

Suburban and rural areas.

Two out of five motorists --

- Good work, boys!

Oh my God!

Oh!

What is this!

No, no, no!

You let me be!

I'm a sick woman!

Don't hurt me!

I'm a sick woman!

Let me go!

Don't hurt me!

- It's all right. - No!

I'm a sick woman!

- I'm a sick woman!

- We'll take care of you.

- No!

- I'm a sick woman!

- We'll take care of you.

- Addley!

- Sure.

We'll take care of you.

Just like we've done all these years.

- Let me go!

- Don't worry.

Your daughter will take care of you.

You stay in bed and we'll get your clothes,

and make your food,

and take care of everything.

You stay in bed!

Why?

Because you're a sick woman!

I'll take care of you!

And you'll never have to worry about anything ever again!

Listen to your mother!

Do you hear me?

Do you hear me?

Do you hear me?

- It just doesn't seem fair.

- There's a reason we survived.

You just have to believe that much.

- What do you mean?

- We were meant to survive.

We were strong, both of us.

And don't ever forget it.