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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:09,600 [drum beat] 2 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:19,000 [tabla beat] 3 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:22,166 [instrumental music playing] 4 00:00:58,633 --> 00:01:00,533 -I'm doing that. 5 00:01:00,633 --> 00:01:02,500 -OK. 6 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:02,933 -Honey? 7 00:01:03,033 --> 00:01:04,200 -Yeah? 8 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:05,633 -How come you don't just get a real tattoo? 9 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,800 -Real tattoos are so permanent. 10 00:01:12,433 --> 00:01:13,733 -What's wrong with permanent? 11 00:01:17,266 --> 00:01:20,600 -Well, if I have a real tattoo, I wouldn't have an 12 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,633 excuse for you to retouch it all the time. 13 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:21,500 CRYSTAL (OFFSCREEN): Reena, what are you 14 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,033 doing to this place? 15 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:25,666 It's starting to look like a god damned museum. 16 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:26,566 -OK, Crystal. 17 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:27,700 Just one more client. 18 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,100 Then I'll go. 19 00:02:43,633 --> 00:02:45,066 OK, all through. 20 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,766 Just, uh, put your hands up. 21 00:02:51,866 --> 00:02:52,733 [click] 22 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:53,366 [click] 23 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:54,333 [click] 24 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:55,533 [click] 25 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:03,833 [INDIAN "SHENNAI" (WEDDING) MUSIC PLAYING] 26 00:03:16,966 --> 00:03:21,633 CROWD (OFFSCREEN): [speaking hindi] 27 00:03:21,733 --> 00:03:24,200 PRIEST (OFFSCREEN): Mitch, how many children you will have? 28 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,766 WOMAN (OFFSCREEN): You promise to have many children, OK? 29 00:03:26,866 --> 00:03:28,133 Not just one. 30 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:30,766 Two, three, four. 31 00:03:30,866 --> 00:03:32,666 As many as God blesses you with. 32 00:03:32,766 --> 00:03:34,066 All right? 33 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:04,633 -[SINGING "VIDAI" (FAREWELL) MUSIC] 34 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:25,100 -You missed the whole reception. 35 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,266 -Sarita, I'm so sorry. 36 00:04:27,366 --> 00:04:29,000 -Don't worry about Mom. 37 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,566 -Why, is she pissed? 38 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:43,766 [bhangra dance music playing] 39 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:44,500 -What's your name? 40 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,133 -Monica. 41 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:47,400 -No, what's your real name? 42 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,300 -Monica. 43 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,733 -Don't you have an Indian name? 44 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:51,833 -Monica, come here. 45 00:04:51,933 --> 00:04:53,766 -Oh, gotta go. 46 00:04:53,866 --> 00:04:58,200 -Beti, why do you make your life so much harder, hmm? 47 00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,533 I want you to be happy. 48 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,933 Like Suriya. 49 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,500 -I'm not getting married, Mom. 50 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,233 Forget it. 51 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:04,500 I want grandchildren. 52 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,033 Are you too selfish to give me that? 53 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:08,400 -Mom, I'm a lesbian. 54 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,366 I'm not sterile. 55 00:05:09,466 --> 00:05:10,133 -Shhh! 56 00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:12,033 Reena, you have no shame. 57 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,666 With all your uncles and aunties over here-- 58 00:05:13,766 --> 00:05:15,500 -Let's talk about something else for once. 59 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,533 -This is Madhuri. 60 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:26,233 And this is Lisa, Reena's roommate from college. 61 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:26,800 -Mom! 62 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:27,766 -Madhuri, hi. 63 00:05:27,866 --> 00:05:29,800 -Dangs, come on Cleopatra. 64 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:30,733 You going to get a drink with me? 65 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,400 Dang, whoo! 66 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,033 AUNTIE (OFFSCREEN): Reena, it's bad luck not to dance at 67 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:36,200 your sister's wedding. 68 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,466 -Let's dance and have a good time. 69 00:05:37,566 --> 00:05:38,766 -Come on, let's go, let's go and dance. 70 00:05:38,866 --> 00:05:40,233 Come on. 71 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:41,133 -Come on, Reena, you have Punjabi blood in you, no? 72 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,666 Come on, let's dance. 73 00:05:42,766 --> 00:05:43,633 -Mom? 74 00:05:43,733 --> 00:05:45,833 Mom, are we Punjabi? 75 00:05:45,933 --> 00:05:47,500 -You know absolutely nothing. 76 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,833 Now you take Lisa home. 77 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,800 This is too much tension for me today. 78 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,033 [click] 79 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,966 -Getting any good shots? 80 00:06:01,066 --> 00:06:02,933 -No. 81 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:04,300 Can't. 82 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,233 It's like, I feel like I'm in drag, you know? 83 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,866 -Actually look like you're in drag. 84 00:06:08,966 --> 00:06:10,266 -Thanks. 85 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:19,433 -Is your mom uncomfortable that I'm here? 86 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:21,866 I mean, does she want me to leave? 87 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:24,833 -Yeah. 88 00:06:24,933 --> 00:06:26,433 I'm sorry. 89 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:27,066 -No! 90 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:27,766 That's all right. 91 00:06:27,866 --> 00:06:28,400 -It's OK? 92 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,333 -Yeah. 93 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:30,700 I'll just meet you out front, hmm? 94 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,300 -Yeah, OK. 95 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,500 -OK. 96 00:06:48,766 --> 00:06:58,800 [MUSIC PLAYING - 97 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:19,833 [MUSIC PLAYING - 98 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:21,466 -I thought you two broke up. 99 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,033 -We did. 100 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:25,733 -Hi Tiffany, you can come out now. 101 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:28,566 [door squeaks] 102 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:29,966 -Hi, Reena. 103 00:07:30,066 --> 00:07:32,100 Wow, can I borrow this? 104 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,733 I have this sorority thing I have to get to. 105 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:35,800 God, it's late. 106 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,200 Um, bye. 107 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,266 -Wait, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, wait. 108 00:07:43,366 --> 00:07:44,300 Can I see you tonight? 109 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,433 -No, I can't see you tonight. 110 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:46,533 -Please. 111 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,733 TIFFANY (OFFSCREEN): I can't see you tonight. 112 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:48,966 BECCA (OFFSCREEN): Why not? 113 00:07:49,066 --> 00:07:49,966 TIFFANY (OFFSCREEN): I have a date, OK? 114 00:07:50,066 --> 00:07:51,066 BECCA (OFFSCREEN): With who? 115 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,600 TIFFANY (OFFSCREEN): With Todd. 116 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:53,800 And if you're going to be like that, then just forget it. 117 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:54,566 BECCA (OFFSCREEN): Tiffany! 118 00:07:54,666 --> 00:07:55,000 Tiffany please! 119 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,033 Tiffany. 120 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:57,300 TIFFANY (OFFSCREEN): Grow up! 121 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,600 BECCA (OFFSCREEN): That's not the point. 122 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:01,666 -Becca, I told you to stay out of my bed. 123 00:08:01,766 --> 00:08:03,233 -Reena bella. 124 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:04,166 -Lisa? 125 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,000 -God, are we actually alone now? 126 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:06,633 -Yeah. 127 00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:07,966 -Nice. 128 00:08:08,066 --> 00:08:09,600 [buzzer] 129 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,000 -God. 130 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,533 OK, I'm in the tub. 131 00:08:13,633 --> 00:08:15,333 BECCA (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Li, it's your mother. 132 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:16,733 LISA (OFFSCREEN): My mother? 133 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:19,600 -Hello, hello! 134 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,533 Anybody home? 135 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:23,433 Hi, Reena, sweetheart. 136 00:08:26,766 --> 00:08:27,266 -Mama. 137 00:08:27,366 --> 00:08:28,066 -Oh! 138 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:28,833 Oh, give your mother a hug. 139 00:08:28,933 --> 00:08:30,600 -Chatarahamak. 140 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,633 -Your father's driving around the block. 141 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:35,166 Here, I'm so happy to finally get this out of the house. 142 00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:37,166 His new hobby is taking up all the extra room. 143 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,700 And here, this food is for you. 144 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:40,033 -Thank you. 145 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,066 -Oh, this-- 146 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,533 this is nice. 147 00:08:43,633 --> 00:08:46,866 Oh, I am so happy that my baby's finally settling down. 148 00:08:46,966 --> 00:08:47,733 [car horn] 149 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:48,800 -That's your father. 150 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:49,666 Ralph! 151 00:08:49,766 --> 00:08:52,066 I'll be right down. 152 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,033 -Bye girls. 153 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,433 -[inaudible]. 154 00:08:58,866 --> 00:09:02,400 -Hey, can you still fit in this? 155 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,600 -You're twisted. 156 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,066 -We should have had a pundit do the havan. 157 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:09,933 Now go and get Reena. 158 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,266 Hurry up. 159 00:09:11,366 --> 00:09:15,566 Before it's too late to bless this new house. 160 00:09:15,666 --> 00:09:16,733 -(MOCK INDIAN ACCENT) Arey, stupid. 161 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:18,300 What is taking you so long? 162 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,666 -(MOCK INDIAN ACCENT) I am not knowing how much grass to be 163 00:09:20,766 --> 00:09:22,166 picking. 164 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:23,466 -You just take a clump like this, and you throw it on 165 00:09:23,566 --> 00:09:23,866 there. 166 00:09:23,966 --> 00:09:24,666 -OK. 167 00:09:24,766 --> 00:09:25,500 -Hey, Reena. 168 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,033 -What? 169 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,000 -I have some big news. 170 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,466 -What? 171 00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:30,766 -Guess. 172 00:09:30,866 --> 00:09:31,533 -Tell me. 173 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:32,766 -No, just guess. 174 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:33,766 -No, I'm not-- 175 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,033 -Please, please just guess. 176 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,933 -Sarita, I'm not playing, just tell me. 177 00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:39,233 -OK. 178 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:41,666 Mitch and I have begun trying to get pregnant. 179 00:09:41,766 --> 00:09:43,000 -That's it? 180 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,066 That's so predictable. 181 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:48,700 -Well, it's something we've never done before. 182 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,433 What? 183 00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:50,333 -Sarita. 184 00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:51,166 -What? 185 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:53,266 -I'm sorry, did you tell mom. 186 00:09:53,366 --> 00:09:55,133 -No, I thought I'd tell you first. 187 00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,733 -Don't do it, if you can't do it seriously. 188 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,100 -I am serious. 189 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,966 Don't start without me. 190 00:10:03,066 --> 00:10:04,900 -OK. 191 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:11,633 -[praying] 192 00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:14,066 -Wait! 193 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:15,466 -Cover your head. 194 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,033 MITCH (OFFSCREEN): Hi, hi. 195 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:44,066 Sorry, I'm late. 196 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:45,200 I got here as fast as I could. 197 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,133 Did I miss the Ganesha ceremony? 198 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:55,866 -Pretty. 199 00:10:55,966 --> 00:10:58,266 -Cute. 200 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,333 -Is that how they do it in India? 201 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:01,700 -Sure. 202 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,566 OK, just like that dry and then wipe it off. 203 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:05,766 -Cool. 204 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,066 -Dyke? 205 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,466 -Total dyke. 206 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,000 -Total big old dyke. 207 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,400 -Big old dyke. 208 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,066 -Forget it. 209 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,933 She's straight. 210 00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:28,666 -How? 211 00:11:28,766 --> 00:11:30,200 -Socks, man. 212 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,833 No self-respecting dyke would be caught in socks that thin. 213 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,566 -Oh, great, it's Janis. 214 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:35,966 -Hey, my creds. 215 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,133 -Still scoping, uh, straight girls? 216 00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:39,000 -Hey, check them out. 217 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,366 Knee-high tube socks. 218 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,100 -Hey! 219 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,666 -Lisa around? 220 00:11:44,766 --> 00:11:46,133 -No, she's late. 221 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:49,566 -Damn, I was just by the restaurant. 222 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:53,866 When are you going to learn to ride that thing, anyway? 223 00:11:53,966 --> 00:11:54,833 -Dyke. 224 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,766 -Total dyke. 225 00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:58,733 -What did you call her? 226 00:11:58,833 --> 00:11:59,366 -Dyke. 227 00:11:59,466 --> 00:11:59,933 -Dyke. 228 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:01,533 -That's great. 229 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:05,600 Why don't you just appropriate the culture of our oppressors? 230 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:06,366 -Issue dyke. 231 00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:08,833 -Issue dyke. 232 00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:09,600 -Hey, Lisa. 233 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:10,300 -Hey. 234 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,166 Mamacita. 235 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:13,933 -Hey, guess what? 236 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:14,833 Reena's going to be an aunt. 237 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,533 -Hey, Sarita's pregnant? 238 00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:17,066 -She's already pregnant? 239 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,200 -No, no, no. 240 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,100 They're trying to get pregnant. 241 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,500 -What "they"? 242 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,666 What is this all "they're" trying to get pregnant, 243 00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:22,666 because it's-- excuse me? 244 00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:23,700 Hello? 245 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,366 -It's gender-inclusive, Janis. 246 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:26,400 -Include this. 247 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,533 -Look, their sex life is over now. 248 00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:29,566 I mean, from here on in. 249 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,700 It's all about procreate. 250 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:34,066 -Ew, please, not in front of the baby dyke. 251 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,033 -That's it. 252 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:36,566 I'm out of here. 253 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:37,500 -Now you upset her. 254 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,133 -I'm sorry. 255 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,100 -Let's go get some. 256 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:39,866 -Why is she so sensitive? 257 00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:40,433 -What about me? 258 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:41,233 Hey? 259 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,766 Where we going for dinner? 260 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,766 -I told Reena. 261 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:46,533 -Yeah? 262 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,766 Let me guess. 263 00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:49,400 She was only less than supportive, which only makes 264 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,066 sense, because she has jealousy issues concerning me 265 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:53,366 stealing away her sister. 266 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:54,700 -No. 267 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,366 She's happy for us. 268 00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:58,633 -Happy. 269 00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:00,266 -She said that? 270 00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:01,966 -Yeah. 271 00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,000 -Really? 272 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,766 -Mitch, don't be so surprised. 273 00:13:04,866 --> 00:13:05,633 -I don't care. 274 00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:06,600 -Hey. 275 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,566 -Hey. 276 00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:08,533 -Sorry, I'm late. 277 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:09,500 -It's OK. 278 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,066 -Hi. 279 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:11,400 -How you doing? 280 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:11,933 -Good. 281 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:12,833 How are you? 282 00:13:12,933 --> 00:13:14,533 -Eh, still not pregnant. 283 00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:15,100 -Oh yeah? 284 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,266 -No, not yet. 285 00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:17,433 -What's the matter, Mitch? 286 00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,400 Shooting blanks? 287 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,933 -I know you don't mean to hurt me. 288 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,766 -How do you know? 289 00:13:22,866 --> 00:13:25,133 -Because you have abandonment issues concerning your father. 290 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,800 And it's just a tough act to cover your fear. 291 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,700 And I want you to know that if you ever want to talk, I'm 292 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,600 here for you, OK? 293 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,366 -Yeah, OK. 294 00:13:31,466 --> 00:13:33,533 -Hello, beta. 295 00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:34,333 Hello. 296 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:34,766 Hi. 297 00:13:34,866 --> 00:13:35,933 Hello. 298 00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:38,166 This is for the house. 299 00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:41,100 And this is for the baby. 300 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,766 Mom, there is no baby. 301 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,166 I'm going to go and change. 302 00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:52,433 This looks like a reproduction from the Moghul School, but 303 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,233 it's been covered over in brass. 304 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,633 Yeah, Mom had it brassed over to protect it. 305 00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:58,833 From what? 306 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:05,600 -What? 307 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,900 -Honey, we've always used it for that. 308 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,233 -This is such a comfortable house. 309 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:14,566 You know, slowly, all my dreams are coming true. 310 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:17,433 -Mom, one of my photos might be on a magazine cover this 311 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:18,066 month. 312 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,000 -Hey, that's great. 313 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:19,633 Mom, isn't that great? 314 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,900 -Mmm. 315 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,366 Reena, you're not even in those pictures. 316 00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:25,933 How can anyone know that it's my daughter's picture? 317 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,533 Besides what kind of field is it anyway? 318 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:29,633 No stability. 319 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,533 Jumping from one place to another place. 320 00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:34,600 -Well, I don't think stability is Reena's first priority. 321 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,633 -Mmm. 322 00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:37,466 Sariya, I am so proud of you. 323 00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:40,133 This is delicious. 324 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:43,466 Reena, do you remember the time when you 325 00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:44,700 tried to make sabji? 326 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,566 And you set off all the smoke alarms in the house. 327 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,800 [laughter] 328 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:52,033 -I can cook. 329 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,466 -Cookie dough triangles don't count. 330 00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:59,433 -I don't understand what the problem is. 331 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,233 I love cooking. 332 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,200 You're the one that never lets me cook. 333 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,766 -No, I love the way you cook. 334 00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:07,766 You're a great cook. 335 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,366 -You being sarcastic? 336 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:10,066 No! 337 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:10,966 I'm not being sarcastic. 338 00:15:11,066 --> 00:15:12,900 I think you're awesome. 339 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,300 Look at me. 340 00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:18,200 I'm serious though. 341 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,633 No, I like the way you cook. 342 00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:22,366 I'm just helping, you know? 343 00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:23,366 That is good. 344 00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:25,600 You're doing-- julienne it, julienne. 345 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:28,233 Who's Julie? 346 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,000 -So, how was your mom last night? 347 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,400 -My family's so weird. 348 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,400 -Oh, step up. 349 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,900 I mean, you're no weirder than anybody else. 350 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,466 If you want weirdness-- 351 00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:38,600 -I know. 352 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:39,433 I've been eating there before you were born. 353 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,266 -Janis. 354 00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,400 The hair, the hair's the dyke. 355 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,600 -Oh! 356 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,733 Did Martha Stewart throw up in here or what? 357 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,633 -Nice apron. 358 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:49,766 -Look. 359 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,500 I don't need this right now, OK? 360 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,566 -Hey, hey. 361 00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:53,466 Don't get all "Basic Instinct" on me now. 362 00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:55,066 -Basic what? 363 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,200 -Forget it. 364 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,900 It's a classic before your time. 365 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,666 -Let's eat. 366 00:15:59,766 --> 00:16:01,433 I'm starving. 367 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:02,633 -I cooked dinner. 368 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:03,600 I spent all day cooking. 369 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:04,833 And you're getting pizza? 370 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,866 -Yeah, it's your day for dinner, Reena. 371 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,100 -She's not a dyke. 372 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:08,833 [phone rings] 373 00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:09,700 -Watch out. 374 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,733 Put the thing away. 375 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,100 I told you. 376 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:12,733 ANSWERING MACHINE: Reena, this is your mother. 377 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,366 -Shhh. 378 00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:16,500 ANSWERING MACHINE: Reena, you're going to be a masi. 379 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,566 Like my sisters in India are your masis, you will be a masi 380 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,566 to Sariya's baby. 381 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:25,300 Now promise you will help your sister. 382 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,700 And call me when you come home. 383 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,100 The lawn is dying. 384 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,233 -Every weekend, I program the damn sprinklers. 385 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,733 -Yeah, so why don't you get it right? 386 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,166 -Yeah. 387 00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:37,566 -Why doesn't Perfect Daughter do it for a change. 388 00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:38,633 -Yeah. 389 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:39,700 -Sariya's fulfulling like all my dreams. 390 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:53,700 [beeping] 391 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,466 -Reena! 392 00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:58,200 [speaking hindi] 393 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,200 -[speaking spanish] 394 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,700 -[speaking hindi] 395 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,066 -[speaking spanish] 396 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,066 -What is this nonsense? 397 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,099 Just fix it. 398 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,500 Wasting water. 399 00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:16,200 -Not so short. 400 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,099 Why do you always do it so short? 401 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,500 -That's the style, Mom. 402 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:29,766 -What do you think about so deeply, baby? 403 00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:35,466 -Well, I was just thinking. 404 00:17:35,566 --> 00:17:39,500 I never have any positive male role models. 405 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,700 You know? 406 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,966 -You know, neither I did. 407 00:17:51,066 --> 00:17:52,700 Who cares? 408 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,133 What difference does it make? 409 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:58,266 Doesn't make any difference. 410 00:17:58,366 --> 00:17:59,233 Oh. 411 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,966 Who could be coming at this time? 412 00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:03,933 Huh? 413 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:04,900 Come in. 414 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,466 What a nice surprise. 415 00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:07,833 -Namaste, Auntie. 416 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:08,833 Namaste. 417 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:09,700 Some sweets. 418 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,833 -Thank you so much. 419 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,566 -For the sweetest auntie I have. 420 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,233 -Reena! 421 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,700 Raju's come to see you. 422 00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,766 -Wow, Reena. 423 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,166 You look beautiful. 424 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:27,566 -Such a nice boy. 425 00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:28,266 I'll-- 426 00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:29,733 I'll, uh, get some tea. 427 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:32,333 -Auntie, I'll only take if you give with your jelabi. 428 00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:36,600 All right. 429 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,066 Look, I got a proposition for you, make us both happy. 430 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:38,933 You ready? 431 00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,633 Here it is. 432 00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:43,900 I will get everybody off your back and pretend to go out 433 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,266 with you, if you hook me up with your 434 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,666 fine-ass roommate Lisa. 435 00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:50,833 -Are you crazy? 436 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,166 -What-- what's the big deal? 437 00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:53,566 I mean, you guys have separate rooms, right? 438 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,566 I mean, you can do whatever you want with 439 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,366 whomever you want. 440 00:18:56,466 --> 00:18:57,400 I don't care. 441 00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,366 -Raju, Lisa won't even come near you. 442 00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:01,166 -Why? 443 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,633 She only likes white dudes? 444 00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:03,533 -No. 445 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,366 She likes Indian chicks. 446 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:08,733 -I-- 447 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:10,100 I-- 448 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,400 I'll be into it if we had to have a threesome. 449 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,600 [door closes] 450 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,933 -You want sugar or no? 451 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:18,766 -No, no. 452 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:19,700 No sugar, Auntie. 453 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:24,266 OK, Auntie, I have to go to office, 454 00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:25,733 because Daddy needs me. 455 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,233 [speaking hindi]. 456 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,533 Reena, we'll be seeing each other. 457 00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:30,733 You know what I mean. 458 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,333 -Such a nice boy. 459 00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:13,733 -[speaking hindi] 460 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,333 -It's still not working. 461 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:18,366 I think it might be time for me to go see a doctor. 462 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:19,566 -Doctors? 463 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:22,866 What do doctors know about how a mother has a baby? 464 00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:25,933 -We've tried just about everything. 465 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,733 Maybe something is wrong with me. 466 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:31,100 -Maybe Mitch isn't doing it right. 467 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,333 Are you sure you two are doing it properly? 468 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,766 -Mom. 469 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:39,433 -Beta, you take this cloth. 470 00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:42,800 It has some herbal things inside. 471 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:45,666 You take it, and you put it. 472 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,666 You put it there. 473 00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:49,033 -Put it where? 474 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,533 -Listen to me. 475 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,800 You put it in, and you leave it for 24 hours, before you 476 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,233 take it out. 477 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,333 It will clean out everything for the baby to be born. 478 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:58,966 Understand? 479 00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:00,533 -I guess so. 480 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:01,533 Is it Indian? 481 00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:04,166 -No, my Chinese friend gave it to me. 482 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:07,433 Don't worry, beta, there's nothing wrong with you. 483 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:08,600 Come. 484 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,966 -Something is wrong with me? 485 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:20,466 -Wrong is not a term I would use. 486 00:21:20,566 --> 00:21:25,900 There is, however, an unusual combination of physical 487 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,366 attributes. 488 00:21:27,466 --> 00:21:35,466 I think I'm going to recommend that you see Dr. Grant. 489 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,700 -They never know what they're talking about. 490 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,533 Remember, when they told me Reena was going to be a boy? 491 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,966 -Mom, that was a pundit. 492 00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:43,033 -Well, never mind. 493 00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:45,400 -We're getting a second opinion. 494 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:49,666 -Well, I have the results of the tests we took. 495 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,700 Sarita, you have a condition in which your body fails to 496 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,433 produce viable eggs. 497 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:58,866 You also have a rare uterine condition that cannot sustain 498 00:21:58,966 --> 00:22:00,266 a term pregnancy. 499 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,366 -What ex-- what exactly are you saying? 500 00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:08,166 -Sarita, it's unlikely you'll be able to get pregnant. 501 00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:11,800 And if you do, unfortunately, you would probably miscarry. 502 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,600 -Is there, uh, anything we could do? 503 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,666 DR. GRANT (OFFSCREEN): Well, in this situation, we would 504 00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:24,466 pursue other options. 505 00:22:24,566 --> 00:22:25,833 -What do you mean? 506 00:22:25,933 --> 00:22:26,833 DR. GRANT (OFFSCREEN): This is not the 507 00:22:26,933 --> 00:22:27,866 time to make any decisions. 508 00:22:27,966 --> 00:22:29,833 You both need time to process. 509 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,666 Just know that I am here to help you in 510 00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:33,733 any way that I can. 511 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:36,333 Let's talk next week to check in with each other. 512 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,700 -I'm sorry. 513 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,700 -No, no. 514 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,300 It's OK, sweetie. 515 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,666 We'll figure out something together, OK? 516 00:25:41,533 --> 00:25:45,500 [phone rings] 517 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,033 ANSWERING MACHINE: Sariya, this is your mother. 518 00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:53,866 Baby, pick up the phone! 519 00:25:53,966 --> 00:25:56,266 No? 520 00:25:56,366 --> 00:25:57,400 OK. 521 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,600 I hope you're not lying down. 522 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:04,433 It is easy to be depressed when you do not stand up. 523 00:26:04,533 --> 00:26:07,566 Oh, Sariya, please talk to your mother. 524 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,200 OK. 525 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,966 You don't want to listen to me. 526 00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,533 Bye. 527 00:26:14,633 --> 00:26:15,533 -Mom? 528 00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:15,966 [dial tone] 529 00:26:16,066 --> 00:26:17,333 -Mom? 530 00:26:58,066 --> 00:26:59,466 -Hey, come on. 531 00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:02,333 Lying down makes people depressed. 532 00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:03,833 -Maybe some lemon water would help. 533 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:09,733 -Hey, Crystal's going to let me do the show, you 534 00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,233 know, with my photos. 535 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:14,100 And, um, do you want to come? 536 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,033 -I don't think so. 537 00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:21,833 -Well, you never liked my stuff anyway. 538 00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:26,733 -Reena, this isn't about your pictures. 539 00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:27,666 -Photos. 540 00:27:27,766 --> 00:27:29,066 -Photos, whatever. 541 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,066 -I can't have my own family. 542 00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,366 You know? 543 00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:39,566 I know you think it's stupid. 544 00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,833 But it's something I've always wanted. 545 00:27:41,933 --> 00:27:44,900 -Sarita, there's other meaningful 546 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,833 things in your life. 547 00:27:45,933 --> 00:27:49,700 -Jesus Christ, Reena. 548 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,866 You're my sister. 549 00:27:51,966 --> 00:27:53,566 You're supposed to give a shit. 550 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,100 -Sarita-- 551 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:09,133 -I know you can't understand. 552 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:16,133 -I'm sorry. 553 00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:25,866 Sarita thinks I care more about my photos than her life. 554 00:28:25,966 --> 00:28:26,500 [half-sob] 555 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,266 -Don't. 556 00:28:27,366 --> 00:28:28,733 You're going to smear it. 557 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:32,100 -Did Janis deliver my prints? 558 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,600 -God, I wonder why she'd think that. 559 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:36,800 -What do you mean? 560 00:28:39,466 --> 00:28:42,933 Well, you know, it's just that you can be a little selfish 561 00:28:43,033 --> 00:28:44,933 when it comes to your work. 562 00:28:45,033 --> 00:28:47,766 -I'm selfish? 563 00:28:47,866 --> 00:28:49,166 -Sometimes. 564 00:29:53,433 --> 00:29:56,100 -It never occurred to me that I couldn't have children. 565 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:00,733 -I want to help. 566 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,733 -There's nothing you can do. 567 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:04,266 -There is something I can do. 568 00:30:04,366 --> 00:30:07,966 I can have the baby for you. 569 00:30:08,066 --> 00:30:09,800 -[laughs] 570 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:13,033 You want to have my baby? 571 00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,533 What about being gay? 572 00:30:14,633 --> 00:30:16,966 -What does that have to do with it? 573 00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:19,633 -You mean you would sleep with Mitch? 574 00:30:19,733 --> 00:30:22,933 -No, I could not deal with sleeping with Mitch. 575 00:30:23,033 --> 00:30:25,900 -OK, so somehow, you get pregnant, 576 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,300 and then what happens? 577 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,266 -And then I have a baby, and then I give it to you. 578 00:30:32,366 --> 00:30:35,833 -Have you even thought about this? 579 00:30:35,933 --> 00:30:37,233 -Yeah. 580 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,466 -Are you crazy? 581 00:30:41,566 --> 00:30:42,733 -No. 582 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:44,933 -You want to get pregnant, carry a child for nine months, 583 00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:46,833 and give it to your sister. 584 00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:47,633 What are you thinking? 585 00:30:47,733 --> 00:30:49,033 You are so weird 586 00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:50,933 -Hey, you said I was no weirder than anyone else. 587 00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:52,133 -OK, well, you win. 588 00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:53,166 You're weirder. 589 00:30:53,266 --> 00:30:55,533 Reena, you're not rent-a-womb. 590 00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:56,966 -Lisa, she's my sister. 591 00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:58,633 -Oh, right, so you owe her 13 chromosomes? 592 00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,733 -Hey you were just yelling at me about being selfish. 593 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,166 -Well, yeah. 594 00:31:03,266 --> 00:31:04,700 I mean like don't drink the last sip of soda in the 595 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,733 fridge, replace the ice trays once in awhile, not have a 596 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:08,933 baby for your sister. 597 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,033 -Lisa, you know what? 598 00:31:10,133 --> 00:31:11,500 She might not even say yes, OK? 599 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,000 -Did you get to that exhibit? 600 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:21,200 -No, Reena came over. 601 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,800 We just did the usual gardening stuff. 602 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:26,266 -She didn't actually get off her ass and help you, did she? 603 00:31:26,366 --> 00:31:28,033 Or did you have to do everything? 604 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:29,566 -No, it's typical Reena. 605 00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:31,333 She disappears to the store for an hour. 606 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:34,466 And then she comes back with some crazy idea about being a 607 00:31:34,566 --> 00:31:35,666 surrogate mother. 608 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,633 Can you believe her? 609 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,833 She thought she could help by, you know, having 610 00:31:44,933 --> 00:31:46,233 the baby for us. 611 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,800 -Well, what do you think? 612 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,066 Was she serious? 613 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,733 -Well, what difference does it make? 614 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,066 What are you thinking? 615 00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,366 -I don't know. 616 00:32:07,466 --> 00:32:12,166 Um, I mean it would be part of both of us, 617 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:14,733 genetically, I mean. 618 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:15,700 -But-- 619 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,466 are you serious? 620 00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:20,900 -Heh, all right, well, let's look at the advantages. 621 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,533 A, it would look like both of us. 622 00:32:22,633 --> 00:32:24,833 And honey, it would be a beautiful baby. 623 00:32:24,933 --> 00:32:27,566 And B, I mean, we wouldn't have to wait around for the 624 00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:28,500 adoption agency. 625 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,166 -Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, Mitch. 626 00:32:30,266 --> 00:32:32,333 Do you hear yourself? 627 00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:35,333 You're talking about Reena. 628 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,366 My flaky sister who thinks she's an artist. 629 00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,700 -Well, honey, she's not going to be the mother. 630 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,800 You're going to be the mother. 631 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,166 And come on, sweetie. 632 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:43,566 I mean, she's sort of talented. 633 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,300 -So how was your date last night? 634 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:57,966 -Who? 635 00:32:58,066 --> 00:32:59,566 -No-Agency Melissa. 636 00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:02,333 She's emotionally unavailable right now. 637 00:33:02,433 --> 00:33:05,166 Anyway, she reminds me too much of my mother. 638 00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:06,800 -Your mom's a dyke? 639 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,100 -My mom's a dyke. 640 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,700 -Hey, my mom's a dyke too. 641 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800 -Your mom is not a dyke. 642 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:13,166 -So? 643 00:33:13,266 --> 00:33:15,600 -Hey, my mom got this new haircut, a bi-level. 644 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:18,566 And she has this favorite jacket she wears every day. 645 00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:19,866 Members Only. 646 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:21,466 -Big old dyke. 647 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,433 Ook. 648 00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:26,066 -See I told you my mom was a dyke. 649 00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:28,766 Oh, hey, Sarita. 650 00:33:28,866 --> 00:33:31,466 How's it going? 651 00:33:31,566 --> 00:33:32,800 OK. 652 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,000 -Now, you guys are all wimps. 653 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,066 Why don't you get real tattoos already? 654 00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:37,533 -Lisa's got permanency issues. 655 00:33:37,633 --> 00:33:40,866 -I know what you mean. 656 00:33:40,966 --> 00:33:43,000 -She's really good, huh? 657 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,500 -They're really nice. 658 00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:49,566 Reena, that's not how you draw an ohm. 659 00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:50,533 -It is too. 660 00:33:50,633 --> 00:33:51,666 -No, it's not. 661 00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:53,066 Let me wipe? 662 00:34:01,433 --> 00:34:03,000 -She's kind of better than you. 663 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,566 -No, she just wasn't drawing it right. 664 00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,700 Um, can we talk privately for a minute? 665 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,100 -Yeah. 666 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:13,033 -What you're offering is big. 667 00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:14,600 -So we're going to do it? 668 00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:16,000 -No, Reena. 669 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:18,666 You know, you know, Mom would never go for this. 670 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:20,066 -Yes, she would. 671 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,500 -It'd be so complicated. 672 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,900 And I don't think I could handle it. 673 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,800 -Sarita, this can work, I promise. 674 00:34:39,233 --> 00:34:42,133 How do we even know you can get pregnant? 675 00:34:42,233 --> 00:34:44,800 -Well, everything came back normal. 676 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,533 Reena, if you decide to get pregnant, I can't foresee any 677 00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:49,000 complications. 678 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,000 -Yes! 679 00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:51,866 -Great. 680 00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:53,166 That's great. 681 00:34:53,266 --> 00:34:56,199 Of course, my lesbian sister can have a baby. 682 00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:59,566 Mitch will be so happy. 683 00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:00,966 Yeah. 684 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:03,400 -Why do you want this so bad? 685 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:04,466 -Come on, Lisa. 686 00:35:04,566 --> 00:35:07,700 She's my sister. 687 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,566 Ooh, hey check it out, Lisa. 688 00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:14,433 If you hold your head right, you can block out New Jersey. 689 00:35:16,966 --> 00:35:18,600 -Lisa, she's my family. 690 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:19,800 OK? 691 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:24,366 -[sigh] 692 00:35:24,466 --> 00:35:27,766 I guess nine months isn't that long. 693 00:35:27,866 --> 00:35:29,033 [knocking] 694 00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:29,733 MITCH (INSIDE RESTROOM): Uh [clears throat] 695 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:30,733 yeah, um. 696 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,000 -Great. 697 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,733 Um, just one more time. 698 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:42,233 Give the cup and this cooler to the nurse when you finish. 699 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:47,900 Don't worry. 700 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,300 Take your time. 701 00:35:54,966 --> 00:35:56,566 -We're ready to get started. 702 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,100 Are you both OK? 703 00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:05,900 -Mm-hmm. 704 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,866 -Good. 705 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,166 OK, Reena, you ready? 706 00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:12,466 Just relax, and think nice thoughts. 707 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,266 -[sigh] 708 00:36:45,133 --> 00:36:47,600 REENA (OFFSCREEN): [clears throat] 709 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,500 -You move into a neighborhood, and they build a Kmart down 710 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,200 the block. 711 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,433 -I never even go there. 712 00:37:20,533 --> 00:37:22,533 -Oh, please, you go there all the time. 713 00:37:22,633 --> 00:37:24,600 -Yeah, like that 24-pack of toilet paper 714 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,566 came from the deli. 715 00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:26,900 It came out of your ass. 716 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,600 -That's really witty, Janis. 717 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,900 -What's the difference between Bengali and Indian food? 718 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,133 -Um, Bengali food's from Bangladesh. 719 00:37:32,233 --> 00:37:33,233 Let's go in here. 720 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:35,566 Come on. 721 00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:37,400 Come on, Janis. 722 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,133 -Hey, look, it looks just like Reena's apartment. 723 00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:40,100 -Oh, lay off, man. 724 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,066 I just moved in. 725 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:42,466 -You'll want it, Becca. 726 00:37:42,566 --> 00:37:45,133 -Hey, I thought you lesbians liked to cohabitate. 727 00:37:45,233 --> 00:37:46,233 -Uh, excuse me. 728 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,533 What do you mean, "you lesbians"? 729 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:48,733 -Oh, I'm bisexual. 730 00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:52,433 -Hello. 731 00:37:52,533 --> 00:37:53,400 -Oh, please. 732 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:56,233 That whole bi-phobia thing's so '95. 733 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:58,733 -Yeah. 734 00:37:58,833 --> 00:37:59,366 -Yeah! 735 00:37:59,466 --> 00:38:00,433 -Yeah. 736 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,533 [kissing sounds] 737 00:38:06,633 --> 00:38:08,466 -Eh. 738 00:38:08,566 --> 00:38:09,866 I'm sorry. 739 00:38:09,966 --> 00:38:13,000 Those clinics. 740 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,466 Masturbating so everyone knows what you're 741 00:38:15,566 --> 00:38:18,366 doing is not great. 742 00:38:18,466 --> 00:38:20,700 -Hey, I'm not asking you to masturbate. 743 00:38:23,366 --> 00:38:26,266 -You know, it's embarrassing. 744 00:38:26,366 --> 00:38:29,266 I mean, all those women in the waiting room, and they know 745 00:38:29,366 --> 00:38:30,600 what you're there for. 746 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:32,233 They see your cup. 747 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,033 -Mitch. 748 00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:36,500 You're being so self-absorbed. 749 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,766 -It's for the baby. 750 00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:39,033 I have to conserve. 751 00:38:39,133 --> 00:38:40,900 -So you'd rather save it for the magazines. 752 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,833 -No! 753 00:38:41,933 --> 00:38:42,833 No. 754 00:38:42,933 --> 00:38:43,666 I'm saving it for the baby. 755 00:38:43,766 --> 00:38:44,833 And-- 756 00:38:44,933 --> 00:38:46,233 and you know I don't use magazines. 757 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:48,100 You know how I feel about what they do to women. 758 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:52,400 -OK, it says here to pee directly onto the stick. 759 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,433 So-- 760 00:38:54,533 --> 00:39:00,900 -Oh, I think maybe I should be the one peeing on it. 761 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,300 -I'll be outside. 762 00:39:05,233 --> 00:39:08,366 -Ma-ji, we want to tell you something. 763 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,733 -Sariya's pregnant. 764 00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:14,900 I knew it. 765 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,766 I knew it just by looking at her. 766 00:39:16,866 --> 00:39:17,900 Mothers know. 767 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,400 It's like we have a fifth sense. 768 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:21,433 -See, Mitch? 769 00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:22,400 She already knows. 770 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,700 It's like a fifth sense and all. 771 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,100 -Sarita. 772 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,800 -Well, tell me. 773 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:31,966 What happened? 774 00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:33,300 -I can't go back to that hospital. 775 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,466 -You've always felt fertile. 776 00:39:35,566 --> 00:39:39,533 -You call Reena, and you tell her to stop this nonsense! 777 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:44,666 Oh God, I had to live to see this day. 778 00:39:44,766 --> 00:39:47,666 It's not natural. 779 00:39:47,766 --> 00:39:49,066 -Maybe we could do it at home. 780 00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:53,066 -No. 781 00:39:55,866 --> 00:39:56,966 No. 782 00:39:57,066 --> 00:39:58,366 -OK. 783 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:02,633 Want to try? 784 00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:03,600 -Reena! 785 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:04,566 Thi-- 786 00:40:04,666 --> 00:40:05,000 -OK. 787 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:06,333 -No way! 788 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,933 -Do I have to touch it? 789 00:40:12,033 --> 00:40:14,233 -I ain't touching it. 790 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:17,200 -I'm sure they could be a lot more precise at the hospital. 791 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:22,366 -I don't think precision is an issue here. 792 00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:25,333 There's only one place for it to go. 793 00:40:25,433 --> 00:40:29,300 -Reena and Lisa aren't exactly health care professionals. 794 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,233 -[laughs] 795 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,666 -I'm ready. 796 00:40:40,766 --> 00:40:42,066 -Hold on. 797 00:40:54,366 --> 00:40:56,066 -Just stop watching me, OK? 798 00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:57,766 You're making me very nervous. 799 00:40:57,866 --> 00:40:58,900 -Oh, OK. 800 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,200 I'll just close my eyes and spread. 801 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:01,766 -Reena, just-- just work with me, OK? 802 00:41:01,866 --> 00:41:02,600 I mean-- 803 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,233 shit. 804 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:04,000 -Lisa! 805 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:06,800 -Just one second. 806 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,400 -OK. 807 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,766 -Um, so at the hospital, they had this thing called sterile. 808 00:41:11,866 --> 00:41:13,933 -Come on, sweetie. 809 00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:17,166 All that female energy in one room? 810 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,700 It's got to be good for the baby. 811 00:41:23,033 --> 00:41:26,300 -Is this turning you on? 812 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,100 -What? 813 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:27,933 -Gross, Mitch! 814 00:41:28,033 --> 00:41:29,166 That's my sister. 815 00:41:29,266 --> 00:41:30,733 -Come on, sweetie. 816 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,266 -Yeah, get off me. 817 00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:34,633 I mean it, get off me! 818 00:41:34,733 --> 00:41:36,666 -OK, got it. 819 00:41:36,766 --> 00:41:38,000 -Don't come near me. 820 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:41,100 -What, should I rub it off with some alcohol? 821 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,000 LISA (OFFSCREEN): What? 822 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,933 What's wrong? 823 00:41:44,033 --> 00:41:46,700 Christ, forget it. 824 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,666 [laughs] 825 00:41:54,133 --> 00:41:57,000 -So, uh, how is "it" going? 826 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,866 -Uh, why does Becca know something and I don't? 827 00:41:59,966 --> 00:42:01,400 -Because I happen to be in the loop. 828 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,800 You got a problem with that or what? 829 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:06,600 -I'm getting pregnant for Sarita. 830 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:07,566 -Pregnant? 831 00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:08,433 You and Mitch? 832 00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:09,533 -No. 833 00:42:09,633 --> 00:42:11,666 Reena and Mitch's sperm. 834 00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:14,200 -Yeah, just be glad that Lisa didn't make turkey tonight. 835 00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:15,433 You know what I mean? 836 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,233 -See, I get the sperm from Mitch. 837 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,366 And then we insert it. 838 00:42:18,466 --> 00:42:20,533 -Uh, Mitch inserts what exactly? 839 00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:22,000 -Lisa inserts it. 840 00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:25,166 -I'm sorry, Lisa. 841 00:42:25,266 --> 00:42:26,966 -People do this all the time. 842 00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:28,300 JANIS (OFFSCREEN): Not to Reena. 843 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,666 -Yeah, picture Reena with an ovulation kit. 844 00:42:30,766 --> 00:42:31,266 -Yeah! 845 00:42:31,366 --> 00:42:32,566 Reena. 846 00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,533 You're just being used to perpetuate the heterosexual 847 00:42:34,633 --> 00:42:35,566 family model. 848 00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:36,700 -Yeah. 849 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,566 Your body is a battlefield for birth control. 850 00:42:39,666 --> 00:42:41,266 -Good, honey. 851 00:42:41,366 --> 00:42:43,533 -Guys, after she has the baby, all of our lives 852 00:42:43,633 --> 00:42:45,066 will go back to normal. 853 00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:48,233 Uh, dessert anyone? 854 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,100 -Is she all right with all of this? 855 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,133 [pots clattering] 856 00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:51,966 LISA (OFFSCREEN): God damn it. 857 00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:52,733 Fuck! 858 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:53,833 -She'll be fine. 859 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,200 LISA (OFFSCREEN): Fuck! 860 00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:09,100 -Reena, pick up some haldi. 861 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,333 -The yellow one? 862 00:43:10,433 --> 00:43:11,733 -Yes, the yellow one is haldi. 863 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,933 Can you get some rice please. 864 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:23,333 A b- bag. 865 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,266 -Hey, mom. 866 00:43:32,366 --> 00:43:33,000 Look. 867 00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:35,000 -What is this nonsense? 868 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,166 -Uh, come on, Mom. 869 00:43:36,266 --> 00:43:37,066 Aren't you even a little excited? 870 00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:39,000 -This is not your baby. 871 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:41,266 This baby belongs to Sariya and Mitch. 872 00:43:41,366 --> 00:43:42,833 You shouldn't even talk about a baby 873 00:43:42,933 --> 00:43:44,233 until you have a husband. 874 00:43:51,966 --> 00:43:52,600 -[exhales] 875 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,633 Are you OK? 876 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,466 -Yeah. 877 00:43:57,566 --> 00:43:59,933 -Did it all go in? 878 00:44:00,033 --> 00:44:02,966 -I don't know. 879 00:44:03,066 --> 00:44:05,666 -Well, can't you feel it? 880 00:44:05,766 --> 00:44:07,733 -Not really. 881 00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,100 -Should I? 882 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,500 -I don't know. 883 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,333 -Honey? 884 00:44:19,433 --> 00:44:20,300 Honey? 885 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,866 -Hmm? 886 00:44:22,966 --> 00:44:31,333 -I read that, um, I read that if I have an orgasm, then, um, 887 00:44:31,433 --> 00:44:33,333 it would increase our chances. 888 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:40,000 -Uh, Reena, I can't-- 889 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:42,466 -Well-- 890 00:44:42,566 --> 00:44:45,233 just please? 891 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:47,833 -Reena, that stuff really smells. 892 00:44:47,933 --> 00:44:50,033 -You could just try. 893 00:44:50,133 --> 00:44:51,133 -Babe, I don't know how to do it. 894 00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:52,833 I'm not going to try. 895 00:44:52,933 --> 00:44:54,466 -Come on. 896 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:55,900 You don't have to go down there. 897 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,300 Just try. 898 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:20,633 Honey? 899 00:45:20,733 --> 00:45:21,600 -Yeah. 900 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:22,433 -Li. 901 00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:23,433 -Yeah? 902 00:45:23,533 --> 00:45:25,333 -This-- 903 00:45:25,433 --> 00:45:28,333 this isn't happening for me. 904 00:45:28,433 --> 00:45:30,700 -Good, because it ain't happening for me either. 905 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,300 Phew. 906 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,833 God. 907 00:45:32,933 --> 00:45:33,700 -I'm going to make a sandwich. 908 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800 Want a sandwich? 909 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,066 [phone ringing] 910 00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:40,100 -Just let the ma get it. 911 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,200 -Yeah, we're here. 912 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:43,000 Hi. 913 00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:44,500 Oh, you did. 914 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,933 Oh, that's great. 915 00:45:46,033 --> 00:45:47,333 Oh. 916 00:45:47,433 --> 00:45:50,700 Yes, so the motorcycle can be affecting this. 917 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,700 Thanks. 918 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,033 Yep. 919 00:45:53,133 --> 00:45:53,800 [hangs up phone] 920 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:54,866 Well, that's it. 921 00:45:54,966 --> 00:45:56,066 I was right. 922 00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:58,433 The motorcycle has to go. 923 00:45:58,533 --> 00:46:00,533 -OK, I'll hotwire it in the middle of the night. 924 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:01,500 MITCH (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, right. 925 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,633 And drive it away. 926 00:46:02,733 --> 00:46:04,100 -Why not? 927 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,000 MITCH (OFFSCREEN): Why not. 928 00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,500 -I know how to drive it. 929 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,766 -Honey, You driving a motorcycle is about as likely 930 00:46:09,866 --> 00:46:11,733 as Shiva having a penis. 931 00:46:11,833 --> 00:46:13,800 -That makes no sense. 932 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:14,933 MITCH (OFFSCREEN): Yes, it does. 933 00:46:15,033 --> 00:46:16,600 Think about it. 934 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,066 -Shiva is a man. 935 00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:19,266 -No, he's not. 936 00:46:19,366 --> 00:46:21,300 All Indian gods are genderless. 937 00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:30,133 [pushing phone buttons] 938 00:46:33,566 --> 00:46:34,466 -Mom. 939 00:46:34,566 --> 00:46:35,166 -[scoffs] 940 00:46:35,266 --> 00:46:37,166 -Shiva's a man, right? 941 00:46:37,266 --> 00:46:38,600 Does he not have a penis? 942 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,800 Wait, one sec. 943 00:46:43,433 --> 00:46:44,900 MOM (OVER PHONE): Beta, don't use that word. 944 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,666 Of course, Shiva is a man! 945 00:46:46,766 --> 00:46:49,000 How could he be married if he wasn't a man? 946 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:51,033 Parvati is his wife. 947 00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:52,566 And Ganesh is his son. 948 00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:53,066 -OK, wait. 949 00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:53,700 Mom, mom? 950 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,233 Thanks. 951 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,866 I don't need Reena showing me how to be a woman and you 952 00:46:57,966 --> 00:46:59,400 teaching me how to be Indian. 953 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:28,600 -Have you ever thought about having kids? 954 00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:29,966 -Yeah, sure, why not? 955 00:47:30,066 --> 00:47:32,966 You know, just not now. 956 00:47:33,066 --> 00:47:34,666 -Well, when? 957 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,633 -I don't know. 958 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:43,500 I'm going to prep the baster. 959 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:57,533 -Hi. 960 00:47:57,633 --> 00:47:58,100 -Hey! 961 00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,700 Got the batch? 962 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:00,800 Thanks. 963 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:02,333 -Listen. 964 00:48:02,433 --> 00:48:06,300 I was thinking, maybe the motorcycle's jiggling you too 965 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:06,733 much. 966 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,033 -What? 967 00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:09,933 Like it's confusing the sperm or something? 968 00:48:10,033 --> 00:48:12,100 -No, no. 969 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,966 Maybe Lisa's not doing it right. 970 00:48:14,066 --> 00:48:16,366 Maybe she doesn't know-- know, well, you know. 971 00:48:16,466 --> 00:48:17,566 -Mitch. 972 00:48:17,666 --> 00:48:20,533 Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? 973 00:48:20,633 --> 00:48:22,366 [car horn] 974 00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:24,200 -No, no. 975 00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:24,633 No. 976 00:48:24,733 --> 00:48:25,766 I just-- 977 00:48:25,866 --> 00:48:27,133 I just want you to have the baby. 978 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,666 -OK. 979 00:48:32,766 --> 00:48:34,866 -Thanks. 980 00:48:34,966 --> 00:48:36,966 SARITA (OFFSCREEN): What's going on? 981 00:48:37,066 --> 00:48:37,666 -Nothing. 982 00:48:37,766 --> 00:48:38,900 -Nothing. 983 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,366 Um, I'm going to get back to work. 984 00:48:41,466 --> 00:48:42,566 See you. 985 00:48:46,533 --> 00:48:47,133 -Come on. 986 00:48:47,233 --> 00:48:48,200 Let's get in the car. 987 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,233 -Why are you so quiet? 988 00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:07,000 -This is such a mess. 989 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:09,200 I know you want to help, but this is not working. 990 00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:10,466 -What are you talking about? 991 00:49:10,566 --> 00:49:11,833 -Um, [hindi] 992 00:49:11,933 --> 00:49:13,300 please. 993 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,166 [hindi] 994 00:49:15,266 --> 00:49:17,800 I want you to stop trying. 995 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:20,333 -Sarita, we're trying to get pregnant. 996 00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:22,033 You can't just change your mind like that. 997 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:23,300 -Well, my life is changed. 998 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,766 I planned it around a baby I can't have. 999 00:49:24,866 --> 00:49:26,833 I just need to stop and think. 1000 00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:28,366 Maybe I wasn't meant to have a baby. 1001 00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:35,566 -This whole idea was stupid. 1002 00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:41,233 Nobody really wants this baby anyway. 1003 00:49:45,266 --> 00:49:46,066 REENA (OFFSCREEN): It's going to hurt if you 1004 00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:46,966 keep moving like that. 1005 00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:47,966 -(IMPLORINGLY) Crystal! 1006 00:49:48,066 --> 00:49:48,600 CRYSTAL (OFFSCREEN): Reena? 1007 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:51,066 Reena? 1008 00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:52,233 Please let me do that. 1009 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:54,933 Go on and finish up that pedicure. 1010 00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:55,666 It's OK. 1011 00:49:55,766 --> 00:49:57,066 Just relax. 1012 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:19,233 -[exhales] 1013 00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:21,066 Mitch? 1014 00:50:21,166 --> 00:50:24,933 Can we have a listening moment please? 1015 00:50:25,033 --> 00:50:27,833 -Sure. 1016 00:50:27,933 --> 00:50:29,400 What's on your mind? 1017 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:34,466 -I feel it's this situation is having an adverse effect on 1018 00:50:34,566 --> 00:50:36,866 our relationship. 1019 00:50:36,966 --> 00:50:39,233 And I told Reena to stop trying. 1020 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:41,200 -Reena's backing out and you're 1021 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:43,166 covering for her, right? 1022 00:50:43,266 --> 00:50:44,700 -She's not backing out. 1023 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,333 I've decided-- 1024 00:50:49,433 --> 00:50:51,233 -Look, I know it's been difficult. 1025 00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:52,600 It would be for any couple. 1026 00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:55,566 But, under the circumstances, I think we're 1027 00:50:55,666 --> 00:50:56,666 doing pretty good. 1028 00:50:56,766 --> 00:50:58,633 -Mitch, you know-- that's it. 1029 00:50:58,733 --> 00:51:01,000 I feel like I've been doing this for everyone else. 1030 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,366 And I don't want to do it anymore. 1031 00:51:03,466 --> 00:51:06,666 -You don't want to have a child? 1032 00:51:06,766 --> 00:51:08,466 -No. 1033 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:11,033 Not like this. 1034 00:51:11,133 --> 00:51:12,433 -All right. 1035 00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:19,766 -I'm sorry. 1036 00:51:19,866 --> 00:51:21,166 I can't. 1037 00:51:27,033 --> 00:51:27,933 We it's all right. 1038 00:51:28,033 --> 00:51:29,033 I mean, at least you tried. 1039 00:51:29,133 --> 00:51:31,700 Maybe it just wasn't meant to be. 1040 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,100 -I know. 1041 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,000 Bye-bye, baster. 1042 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:39,733 -Whoa! 1043 00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:40,866 Wha--? 1044 00:51:40,966 --> 00:51:42,033 You're throwing away the baster? 1045 00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:45,233 -Yeah, like I'd ever cook with that? 1046 00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:47,200 -Maybe I want to cook with it. 1047 00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:51,100 -Maybe you've developed an unhealthy attachment to it. 1048 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,000 -Define unhealthy? 1049 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:56,133 [laughing] 1050 00:51:56,233 --> 00:51:57,533 -Do you love me? 1051 00:52:04,433 --> 00:52:06,733 -Yeah. 1052 00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,733 Of course, I love you. 1053 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:05,833 REENA (OFFSCREEN): Lisa. 1054 00:54:05,933 --> 00:54:07,233 LISA (OFFSCREEN): Hmm. 1055 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,133 REENA (OFFSCREEN): I want to tell you something. 1056 00:54:08,233 --> 00:54:09,100 LISA (OFFSCREEN): Mmm. 1057 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:09,833 OK, just give me a second. 1058 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:15,433 REENA (OFFSCREEN): Sarita! 1059 00:54:15,533 --> 00:54:16,300 Sarita! 1060 00:54:18,533 --> 00:54:18,866 Look! 1061 00:54:18,966 --> 00:54:20,666 -What? 1062 00:54:20,766 --> 00:54:21,733 -Two pink lines. 1063 00:54:21,833 --> 00:54:22,666 -Oh my god. 1064 00:54:22,766 --> 00:54:23,800 -Can you believe it? 1065 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:25,000 -What? 1066 00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:26,633 What are you sa- what are you saying? 1067 00:54:26,733 --> 00:54:28,600 -And I didn't get my period. 1068 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,900 -What are you telling me? 1069 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,200 You're saying you did not get your period? 1070 00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:32,133 -No. 1071 00:54:32,233 --> 00:54:33,266 -(LOUDLY) You have not menstruated? 1072 00:54:33,366 --> 00:54:33,766 -No. 1073 00:54:33,866 --> 00:54:35,066 I haven't. 1074 00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:38,566 SARITA (OFFSCREEN): Typical Reena. 1075 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,200 Why does she always have to screw everything up? 1076 00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:41,166 MITCH (OFFSCREEN): Everything's changed. 1077 00:54:41,266 --> 00:54:42,566 She's pregnant now. 1078 00:54:48,533 --> 00:54:50,533 SARITA (OFFSCREEN): Nothing's changed. 1079 00:54:50,633 --> 00:54:52,966 And I told her it would be best for all of us if she 1080 00:54:53,066 --> 00:54:54,366 didn't have it. 1081 00:54:54,466 --> 00:54:56,966 And Mitch, let's just keep Mom out of it this time. 1082 00:54:57,066 --> 00:54:57,800 MITCH (OFFSCREEN): Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1083 00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:59,000 You said that? 1084 00:54:59,100 --> 00:54:59,933 How could you say that? 1085 00:55:00,033 --> 00:55:00,933 -We talked about it. 1086 00:55:01,033 --> 00:55:02,100 We agreed it was a bad idea. 1087 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,500 -No, we never agreed. 1088 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,833 And how could you speak for me? 1089 00:55:04,933 --> 00:55:06,000 You had no right. 1090 00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:08,433 -I thought this was a woman's right. 1091 00:55:08,533 --> 00:55:09,200 -Yes. 1092 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:10,866 But what about my rights? 1093 00:55:10,966 --> 00:55:12,833 I mean it's my child too. 1094 00:55:12,933 --> 00:55:14,433 Don't I have a say in this? 1095 00:55:14,533 --> 00:55:16,666 And don't say I'm acting like some Neanderthal, imposing my 1096 00:55:16,766 --> 00:55:17,666 will. 1097 00:55:17,766 --> 00:55:18,966 -I cannot hear this anymore. 1098 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:20,500 -It's all about you and Reena and the baby. 1099 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,166 And I can't-- you know, I'm so sick of your PC bullshit. 1100 00:55:23,266 --> 00:55:25,333 You haven't even made love to me in months! 1101 00:55:31,933 --> 00:55:32,966 -Oh my god. 1102 00:55:33,066 --> 00:55:35,800 I've got a pregnant girlfriend. 1103 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:38,433 -That sounds so weird. 1104 00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:39,633 -It is weird. 1105 00:55:53,566 --> 00:55:55,866 -I told you this whole idea would 1106 00:55:55,966 --> 00:55:57,233 bring nothing but trouble. 1107 00:55:57,333 --> 00:55:59,100 -I can't believe you told her. 1108 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,266 -What was I supposed to do? 1109 00:56:00,366 --> 00:56:01,466 I'm pregnant now. 1110 00:56:01,566 --> 00:56:03,033 -And you're going to keep the baby? 1111 00:56:03,133 --> 00:56:04,500 -It's my baby. 1112 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,666 -No, you deliberately chose a lifestyle that does not 1113 00:56:06,766 --> 00:56:07,666 include babies. 1114 00:56:07,766 --> 00:56:09,233 -It does too include babies. 1115 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:11,766 -How are you going to raise a baby without a father, huh? 1116 00:56:11,866 --> 00:56:13,700 -Mom, you did it. 1117 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,600 -But there is a father. 1118 00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:16,800 -Dad was never around. 1119 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:18,166 -She's not talking about dad, stupid. 1120 00:56:18,266 --> 00:56:19,433 She's talking about Mitch. 1121 00:56:19,533 --> 00:56:21,600 -You should really stop calling me stupid. 1122 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:23,033 -Stop it, both of you. 1123 00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:26,066 Sariya, you and your husband have a baby coming now. 1124 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:27,733 -Mom, Sarita doesn't even want it. 1125 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,966 -Excuse me. 1126 00:56:32,066 --> 00:56:33,466 Excuse me. 1127 00:56:33,566 --> 00:56:35,033 Could you take our picture please? 1128 00:56:35,133 --> 00:56:36,433 -I'll do it. 1129 00:56:39,766 --> 00:56:42,900 Could you stand right there? 1130 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:43,766 OK, wait. 1131 00:56:43,866 --> 00:56:45,566 Move that way a little. 1132 00:56:45,666 --> 00:56:46,200 Great. 1133 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,466 Sorry, a little-- 1134 00:56:47,566 --> 00:56:48,233 OK. 1135 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:48,866 SARITA (OFFSCREEN): Reena. 1136 00:56:48,966 --> 00:56:50,133 -Wait. 1137 00:56:50,233 --> 00:56:52,600 -Take the damn picture, for Christ's sake! 1138 00:56:55,466 --> 00:56:56,566 -Artist, heh? 1139 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,900 -Beta, you should be making up and getting 1140 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,600 ready for the baby. 1141 00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:09,066 -I'm not pushing my life aside because Reena's pregnant. 1142 00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:11,100 -You are ruining your life. 1143 00:57:14,933 --> 00:57:17,600 -We can make this work. 1144 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:18,800 Please. 1145 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:21,433 I-- 1146 00:57:21,533 --> 00:57:23,066 I have to figure out what I want. 1147 00:57:23,166 --> 00:57:26,700 I just need some space to think. 1148 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,100 I'm sorry. 1149 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,500 It's just too important. 1150 00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:33,666 -I can't believe Reena and I are the only ones who care 1151 00:57:33,766 --> 00:57:34,833 about this baby. 1152 00:57:34,933 --> 00:57:36,566 -I also care about the baby. 1153 00:57:42,466 --> 00:57:43,966 -I know it's going to be difficult, but you know, I 1154 00:57:44,066 --> 00:57:45,733 don't know what else we can do. 1155 00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:47,666 -[expostulates] 1156 00:57:47,766 --> 00:57:48,666 What about us? 1157 00:57:48,766 --> 00:57:50,000 I thought we were a couple. 1158 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,166 -Yeah, some couple. 1159 00:57:51,266 --> 00:57:53,766 You haven't even unpacked yet. 1160 00:57:53,866 --> 00:57:56,133 -You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. 1161 00:57:56,233 --> 00:57:57,366 Have you looked into schools? 1162 00:57:57,466 --> 00:57:59,966 I mean, do you know how much a kid costs? 1163 00:58:00,066 --> 00:58:03,533 -Lisa, why don't you believe we can do this? 1164 00:58:03,633 --> 00:58:05,866 -Reena, nine months was one thing. 1165 00:58:05,966 --> 00:58:08,666 This is totally different. 1166 00:58:08,766 --> 00:58:09,800 -Yeah, it's jus-- 1167 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,100 I knew I couldn't count on you. 1168 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,433 -That's so off. 1169 00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:14,200 -Hey, what's up? 1170 00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:15,200 -Hey, do you have your keys? 1171 00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:16,533 -Where are yours? 1172 00:58:16,633 --> 00:58:17,600 We're locked out. 1173 00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:20,633 Can I have your keys? 1174 00:58:20,733 --> 00:58:21,266 -Here. 1175 00:58:21,366 --> 00:58:22,400 -Thanks. 1176 00:58:25,766 --> 00:58:27,066 Reena. 1177 00:58:29,966 --> 00:58:31,066 -Is she OK or what? 1178 00:58:31,166 --> 00:58:32,466 -Yeah, she'll be fine. 1179 00:58:38,366 --> 00:58:39,666 -Shit, Janis, I'm fucked. 1180 00:58:44,566 --> 00:58:45,666 It's all fucked. 1181 00:58:48,566 --> 00:58:52,233 -What, you mean that whole pseudo nuclear family, diaper 1182 00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,700 changing, who's going to pick up the kid from school, we 1183 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,033 should get a dog because Heather has two mommies, 1184 00:58:57,133 --> 00:58:58,766 lesbian parental lifestyle? 1185 00:58:58,866 --> 00:59:00,900 -Can we talk about something else? 1186 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,433 -Oh, sure. 1187 00:59:02,533 --> 00:59:03,633 -Good. 1188 00:59:06,733 --> 00:59:08,366 -How was your date? 1189 00:59:08,466 --> 00:59:09,066 -Ha. 1190 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:10,933 Who, Velveeta Lara? 1191 00:59:11,033 --> 00:59:12,333 The process queen of Brooklyn? 1192 00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:18,033 She's emotionally unavailable right now. 1193 00:59:18,133 --> 00:59:20,866 Call me back later. 1194 00:59:20,966 --> 00:59:24,566 This is when I can't stand being a lesbian. 1195 00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:26,200 I mean, all this bullshit. 1196 00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:27,500 We were never like that. 1197 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,566 -No! 1198 00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:29,733 We were young and-- and-- untainted, man. 1199 00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,000 -Absolutely. 1200 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:33,566 -Yeah, that fucking emotional bullshit. 1201 00:59:33,666 --> 00:59:34,466 -You slept with her? 1202 00:59:34,566 --> 00:59:35,300 -Yeah. 1203 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,733 -She was my first girlfriend! 1204 00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:37,700 -So what? 1205 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:38,600 You slept with mine. 1206 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,700 -That's not the point. 1207 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,100 -Take a pill! 1208 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,300 -I can't fucking believe you did that. 1209 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:49,266 [laugh] 1210 00:59:52,566 --> 00:59:55,500 -But you know, at least the boundaries have been 1211 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:56,700 established. 1212 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,300 -Boundaries are overrated. 1213 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:34,600 -[exhales] 1214 01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:35,700 -Come on. 1215 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,566 -But-- 1216 01:00:37,666 --> 01:00:38,000 -What? 1217 01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:38,766 -I'm-- 1218 01:00:38,866 --> 01:00:40,133 -That was nice. 1219 01:00:40,233 --> 01:00:42,166 -Janis, it's the last thing I need right now. 1220 01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:51,833 [distant door opening] 1221 01:00:55,466 --> 01:00:57,233 -Honey? 1222 01:00:57,333 --> 01:01:00,000 I'm going to go to my mom's for a while. 1223 01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:01,733 I just need some time by myself. 1224 01:01:05,033 --> 01:01:07,533 Reena? 1225 01:01:07,633 --> 01:01:08,733 -I'll tell her. 1226 01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:18,633 -You're doing the right thing. 1227 01:01:18,733 --> 01:01:19,833 -Thanks, Tiffany. 1228 01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:37,066 [click] 1229 01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:44,700 -Lisa, what are you doing? 1230 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:45,666 -Your hair looks nice. 1231 01:01:45,766 --> 01:01:47,066 Uh, new color? 1232 01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:52,333 -When are you going back home? 1233 01:01:52,433 --> 01:01:54,466 -I thought you said that I'd always have a home here. 1234 01:01:54,566 --> 01:01:56,433 -Well, don't be such a smart-ass. 1235 01:01:56,533 --> 01:01:58,366 Is something's going on with that Janis? 1236 01:01:58,466 --> 01:01:58,900 -No! 1237 01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,866 Oh, please. 1238 01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:00,600 Nothing. 1239 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:01,900 -Thank god. 1240 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,266 I mean, that one was a nut case, you know? 1241 01:02:03,366 --> 01:02:04,966 -I just need some time to think. 1242 01:02:05,066 --> 01:02:07,433 -What's to think about? 1243 01:02:07,533 --> 01:02:10,833 Are you still in love with Reena? 1244 01:02:10,933 --> 01:02:11,800 -I love Reena. 1245 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:13,000 -So moda fatto. 1246 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:14,200 The deed is done. 1247 01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:16,100 If you love her, you'll stay. 1248 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,333 It's simple. 1249 01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:17,900 -No, Ma. 1250 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:18,833 No moda fatto. 1251 01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:20,233 OK, it's a baby. 1252 01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,566 You know, I don't want to act like everyone else. 1253 01:02:21,666 --> 01:02:22,633 -Oh, no. 1254 01:02:22,733 --> 01:02:24,800 You're different. 1255 01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:26,500 You leave your pregnant girlfriend. 1256 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:27,166 -Ma! 1257 01:02:27,266 --> 01:02:28,300 It's not even mine! 1258 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:29,900 -Huh, that's what they all say. 1259 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,600 Isn't it good that you're so different? 1260 01:03:33,933 --> 01:03:36,333 -Sorry I freaked out. 1261 01:03:36,433 --> 01:03:37,633 -Lisa, I just want you to-- 1262 01:03:37,733 --> 01:03:38,833 -You know, Reena? 1263 01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:43,600 It's not fair expecting me to be a parent. 1264 01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:44,633 OK? 1265 01:03:44,733 --> 01:03:45,833 It was never part of the plan. 1266 01:03:45,933 --> 01:03:47,066 And I don't know what you're doing. 1267 01:03:47,166 --> 01:03:48,500 But I'm not going backwards. 1268 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,866 I can't. 1269 01:03:49,966 --> 01:03:51,633 -I don't think of it as backwards. 1270 01:03:51,733 --> 01:03:53,900 -Yeah, well, it is. 1271 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,033 Everyone I went to school with has 2.5 kids and a mortgage 1272 01:03:58,133 --> 01:03:59,833 and husbands that don't come home. 1273 01:03:59,933 --> 01:04:00,966 -You're not like that. 1274 01:04:01,066 --> 01:04:02,500 It's not going to be like that. 1275 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,233 -Reena, you don't know what it's like. 1276 01:04:07,866 --> 01:04:09,800 -Lisa, I'm having a baby. 1277 01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:13,833 -Yeah, like you always wanted. 1278 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:14,766 -You know what? 1279 01:04:14,866 --> 01:04:16,166 At least I'm not afraid. 1280 01:04:19,633 --> 01:04:22,366 -Reena, who are you doing this for? 1281 01:04:22,466 --> 01:04:24,400 You're the one who's afraid, you know. 1282 01:04:56,133 --> 01:04:57,633 -Hey, sis. 1283 01:04:57,733 --> 01:04:59,100 Lisa's not back yet, and I was wondering if you could just-- 1284 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,866 -I'm really not interested. 1285 01:05:01,966 --> 01:05:03,166 -What's your problem? 1286 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:04,833 -What's my problem? 1287 01:05:04,933 --> 01:05:06,066 You always do whatever you wanted. 1288 01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:09,000 To hell with everyone else. 1289 01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:10,266 You're hopeless. 1290 01:05:10,366 --> 01:05:12,533 I thought I was ready to have this baby. 1291 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:17,066 Look at you. 1292 01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:18,200 You're going to be a mother. 1293 01:05:27,766 --> 01:05:29,233 [music playing] 1294 01:07:48,566 --> 01:07:50,600 -So what do you want to do now? 1295 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,566 -To hell with it. 1296 01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:53,200 Let's have a baby shower. 1297 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:55,500 -I'm really sorry to hear about you and Lisa. 1298 01:07:55,600 --> 01:08:01,533 I mean, it must be really hard to be alone especially now. 1299 01:08:01,633 --> 01:08:02,233 -I'm not alone. 1300 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,733 She just needs space. 1301 01:08:03,833 --> 01:08:04,633 [buzzer] 1302 01:08:04,733 --> 01:08:05,600 -Oh yeah. 1303 01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:06,600 That's what she told you. 1304 01:08:12,466 --> 01:08:13,566 LORETTA (OFFSCREEN): Hello, hello! 1305 01:08:13,666 --> 01:08:15,466 JANIS (OFFSCREEN): You invited Loretta? 1306 01:08:15,566 --> 01:08:16,100 Ohh. 1307 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,833 -Hello, everyone. 1308 01:08:18,933 --> 01:08:21,600 Oh, Reena, sweetheart, I'm sorry. 1309 01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:22,733 I'm late. 1310 01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:24,066 You know, Ralph likes shortcuts. 1311 01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:27,766 Me, I take the LIE like a lady. 1312 01:08:27,866 --> 01:08:28,633 Reena. 1313 01:08:28,733 --> 01:08:31,066 You look beautiful. 1314 01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:33,833 You're glowing. 1315 01:08:33,933 --> 01:08:35,700 Isn't she, Janny? 1316 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,000 -Oh, yeah. 1317 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:40,000 -I brought you a book. 1318 01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:41,266 -Thanks. 1319 01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:42,966 -What is it? "Heather Has Two Mommies." 1320 01:08:43,066 --> 01:08:44,933 -No, it's newer. 1321 01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:48,000 -Heather had two mommies? 1322 01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:49,933 -[sighs] 1323 01:08:50,033 --> 01:08:52,433 Janny, step into my office. 1324 01:08:55,733 --> 01:08:57,833 Quit being such a smart-ass. 1325 01:08:57,933 --> 01:08:59,366 JANIS (OFFSCREEN): [remonstrating] 1326 01:08:59,466 --> 01:09:00,600 LORETTA (OFFSCREEN): If you messed things up for Lisa, I 1327 01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:02,166 am going to out you to your father. 1328 01:09:02,266 --> 01:09:03,066 JANIS (OFFSCREEN): (WHINING) I haven't done anything. 1329 01:09:03,166 --> 01:09:04,066 I haven't even seen her. 1330 01:09:04,166 --> 01:09:06,633 LORETTA (OFFSCREEN): Mm-hm. 1331 01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:27,633 [doorbell] 1332 01:09:27,733 --> 01:09:29,066 -Hi. 1333 01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:30,300 Listen, I-- 1334 01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:31,533 can I-- 1335 01:09:31,633 --> 01:09:32,733 can we talk? 1336 01:09:45,966 --> 01:09:47,233 Can I-- 1337 01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:51,466 uh Can I touch your stomach? 1338 01:10:12,366 --> 01:10:15,033 You miss her, don't you? 1339 01:10:15,133 --> 01:10:17,300 -I never thought I'd lose my sister. 1340 01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:21,700 I wouldn't have done all this if I 1341 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,100 thought that would happen. 1342 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:28,766 -I meant Lisa. 1343 01:10:35,233 --> 01:10:38,200 -Do you think this child will help Reena? 1344 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:41,166 -What do you mean help? 1345 01:10:41,266 --> 01:10:43,800 -Maybe it will finally make her want a husband. 1346 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,900 -I don't believe it. 1347 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,366 -Maybe it will help her with her-- 1348 01:10:51,466 --> 01:10:53,400 you know-- 1349 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,233 disability. 1350 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:55,933 -Mom, stop calling it that. 1351 01:10:56,033 --> 01:10:57,800 Reena's gay, not disabled. 1352 01:10:57,900 --> 01:10:58,700 -Shhh. 1353 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,000 What is this gay-shay? 1354 01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:01,833 I thought Reena talked like that, not you. 1355 01:11:01,933 --> 01:11:03,300 You should know better than that. 1356 01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:23,466 [MUSIC PLAYING - THE SPINANES, "ENTIRE"] 1357 01:11:57,733 --> 01:12:00,833 -You know, personally, I wouldn't take her back if she 1358 01:12:00,933 --> 01:12:02,366 kissed my ass in Macy's window. 1359 01:12:02,466 --> 01:12:04,600 -Yeah, you don't want to be one of those couples that are 1360 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:05,866 together for the kid. 1361 01:12:05,966 --> 01:12:07,266 -Yeah, yeah. 1362 01:12:07,366 --> 01:12:09,466 I'd rather raise it on my own. 1363 01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:10,666 -Yeah, me too. 1364 01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:29,166 [door chimes] 1365 01:12:29,266 --> 01:12:30,100 -Forget it, Lisa. 1366 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:31,866 It's too late. 1367 01:12:31,966 --> 01:12:34,500 -Beat it, Becca. 1368 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:35,700 -Come on. 1369 01:12:40,466 --> 01:12:41,333 -Hi. 1370 01:12:41,433 --> 01:12:42,533 -Hi. 1371 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:52,800 -So, uh, I'm afraid. 1372 01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:54,200 -Me too. 1373 01:12:57,566 --> 01:12:59,200 -Reena, I still don't know if I can do 1374 01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:02,033 this whole baby thing. 1375 01:13:02,133 --> 01:13:05,200 -You can't be with me and not the baby. 1376 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:06,666 Do you understand? 1377 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:13,800 -[sighs] 1378 01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:16,766 It's not just the baby. 1379 01:13:16,866 --> 01:13:18,333 It's your family. 1380 01:13:18,433 --> 01:13:21,766 OK, your mom still thinks that I'm-- you know, your roommate 1381 01:13:21,866 --> 01:13:23,866 or something. 1382 01:13:23,966 --> 01:13:25,733 Who's to say you won't give in and just 1383 01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:28,933 settle down with Mitch? 1384 01:13:29,033 --> 01:13:30,333 -Look, Lisa. 1385 01:13:32,833 --> 01:13:35,166 I'm in love with you. 1386 01:13:35,266 --> 01:13:37,200 You have to believe that, OK? 1387 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:43,400 Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm not a big old 1388 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,866 dyke still. 1389 01:13:44,966 --> 01:13:46,266 OK? 1390 01:13:52,133 --> 01:13:53,433 (WHISPERED) OK. 1391 01:13:55,700 --> 01:14:01,966 -[sniffles] 1392 01:14:02,066 --> 01:14:04,066 -Co-parent? 1393 01:14:04,166 --> 01:14:05,633 -He is the father. 1394 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:08,033 -Have you thought about the possible legal repercussions 1395 01:14:08,133 --> 01:14:09,000 of all this? 1396 01:14:09,100 --> 01:14:10,200 Are you out of your mind? 1397 01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:11,633 -Oh, please, he doesn't want custody. 1398 01:14:11,733 --> 01:14:13,533 He doesn't want to take care of it 24 hours a day. 1399 01:14:13,633 --> 01:14:15,766 He just wants it when it's convenient. 1400 01:14:15,866 --> 01:14:17,766 -When is it convenient? 1401 01:14:17,866 --> 01:14:19,033 Look, Mitch is a good person. 1402 01:14:19,133 --> 01:14:21,733 And I think he'd be a good father, if 1403 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,133 you had to have one. 1404 01:14:23,233 --> 01:14:26,333 -I just think you're going about this too naively. 1405 01:14:26,433 --> 01:14:27,933 -We're talking about Mitch here. 1406 01:14:28,033 --> 01:14:30,366 I mean what's the worst that could happen? 1407 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:33,000 -I believe that I am prepared with an answer. 1408 01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:34,900 For the day before yesterday, I was coming 1409 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,833 home from my own home-- 1410 01:14:37,933 --> 01:14:40,600 -How much of "The Iliad" can anyone take? 1411 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:50,733 [music playing] 1412 01:14:50,733 --> 01:16:25,533 [music playing] 1413 01:16:25,633 --> 01:16:27,733 TIFFANY (OFFSCREEN): I can't believe you slept with her! 1414 01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:29,066 BECCA (OFFSCREEN): But we broke up. 1415 01:16:29,166 --> 01:16:30,633 TIFFANY (OFFSCREEN): But that's not the point. 1416 01:16:30,733 --> 01:16:31,966 Are you crazy? 1417 01:16:32,066 --> 01:16:33,133 BECCA (OFFSCREEN): No! 1418 01:16:33,233 --> 01:16:34,833 TIFFANY (OFFSCREEN): Oh, fuck you. 1419 01:16:34,933 --> 01:16:37,433 -Tiffany! 1420 01:16:37,533 --> 01:16:39,800 Not fair. 1421 01:17:35,566 --> 01:17:36,866 -Look, Reena! 1422 01:17:36,966 --> 01:17:38,466 Even she's wearing a sari. 1423 01:17:38,566 --> 01:17:39,466 Huh? 1424 01:17:39,566 --> 01:17:42,200 Indian fashion is even coming here now. 1425 01:17:49,366 --> 01:17:52,866 I, uh, I read an article. 1426 01:17:52,966 --> 01:17:56,266 They say there's a gene. 1427 01:17:56,366 --> 01:17:57,933 But how? 1428 01:17:58,033 --> 01:18:01,500 There was no one in the family before you. 1429 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:02,466 -Mom. 1430 01:18:02,566 --> 01:18:05,766 They would have been killed in India. 1431 01:18:05,866 --> 01:18:08,066 Hey, what about your mom? 1432 01:18:08,166 --> 01:18:09,233 You're always saying she got married late. 1433 01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:11,733 Maybe she was a lesbian. 1434 01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:14,000 -You're talking about my mother? 1435 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:15,400 She would never wear those shoes. 1436 01:18:18,033 --> 01:18:20,633 -Um, all I'm saying is anyone in your family 1437 01:18:20,733 --> 01:18:21,700 could have been gay. 1438 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,100 You never know. 1439 01:18:25,966 --> 01:18:30,666 -[chuckles] 1440 01:18:30,766 --> 01:18:32,333 -What? 1441 01:18:32,433 --> 01:18:33,533 What? 1442 01:18:37,033 --> 01:18:39,466 Mom, what? 1443 01:18:39,566 --> 01:18:42,066 -I never thought I'd live to hear the day when you call 1444 01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:43,766 your grandmother a lesbian. 1445 01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:54,000 Ah, beta. 1446 01:18:54,100 --> 01:18:58,833 When I had you, I held you to my chathi. 1447 01:18:58,933 --> 01:19:01,800 And I promised that I would give you 1448 01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:04,366 everything in this world. 1449 01:19:04,466 --> 01:19:06,666 That is how you will feel when this one is born. 1450 01:19:20,633 --> 01:19:22,333 [door rattling] 1451 01:19:22,433 --> 01:19:24,866 -Wake up, wake up, where is Reena? 1452 01:19:24,966 --> 01:19:26,766 She's still sleeping? 1453 01:19:26,866 --> 01:19:27,800 Come on! 1454 01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:28,833 The eighth month is beginning. 1455 01:19:28,933 --> 01:19:29,600 It's time to do the ceremony. 1456 01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:30,966 Hurry up. 1457 01:19:31,066 --> 01:19:33,100 -Uh, Reena, something's happening. 1458 01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:43,833 -I thought you'd like these a little bit better. 1459 01:19:43,933 --> 01:19:44,566 -Thanks. 1460 01:19:44,666 --> 01:19:45,233 -Uh, Reena. 1461 01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:46,766 You-- you sit here. 1462 01:19:46,866 --> 01:19:48,066 You take this umbrella. 1463 01:19:48,166 --> 01:19:49,966 Now open it! 1464 01:19:50,066 --> 01:19:52,833 And hold it over her. 1465 01:19:52,933 --> 01:19:54,833 You are like the brother. 1466 01:19:54,933 --> 01:19:56,966 -Sorry. 1467 01:19:57,066 --> 01:19:58,200 -This is a symbol of protection. 1468 01:19:58,300 --> 01:20:01,366 You promise to protect your sister. 1469 01:20:01,466 --> 01:20:02,533 All right? 1470 01:20:02,633 --> 01:20:05,333 Now this is a ceremony to bless the new baby. 1471 01:20:05,433 --> 01:20:07,800 I've done this twice for both of them. 1472 01:20:11,766 --> 01:20:13,400 You-- 1473 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:14,766 you are the-- 1474 01:20:14,866 --> 01:20:16,866 like the husband. 1475 01:20:16,966 --> 01:20:20,100 You sit here. 1476 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,566 And Mitch-- 1477 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,633 all right. 1478 01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:28,466 Open-- open this. 1479 01:20:28,566 --> 01:20:32,200 I will put these almonds in your lap. 1480 01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:35,366 They are a-- a symbol of-- 1481 01:20:35,466 --> 01:20:37,433 of, uh-- 1482 01:20:37,533 --> 01:20:38,633 fertility. 1483 01:20:42,466 --> 01:20:44,866 Now, everybody. 1484 01:20:44,966 --> 01:20:46,633 What-- what to do. 1485 01:20:46,733 --> 01:20:47,833 Oh god. 1486 01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:10,500 [music playing] 1487 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,800 -Now one of the things we need to do today is to begin to 1488 01:21:13,900 --> 01:21:16,800 work with the different kinds of body positions that women 1489 01:21:16,900 --> 01:21:19,833 have historically worked with to birth their babies. 1490 01:21:19,933 --> 01:21:21,033 -Reena, don't sit like that. 1491 01:21:21,133 --> 01:21:22,300 You'll put pressure on the baby. 1492 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,033 It'll come out with a funny head. 1493 01:21:24,133 --> 01:21:25,166 -That's not true. 1494 01:21:25,266 --> 01:21:26,300 -It's just another old wives' tale. 1495 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,566 -Are you saying that I'm too old? 1496 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:28,233 -No, shh! 1497 01:21:28,333 --> 01:21:28,733 Shh! 1498 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:29,633 -No, Mom. 1499 01:21:29,733 --> 01:21:30,666 No, you're not too old-- 1500 01:21:30,766 --> 01:21:31,566 Wait - we won't able to hear. 1501 01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:32,100 [cacophony of voices] 1502 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:32,800 -All right! 1503 01:21:32,900 --> 01:21:33,700 Forget it. 1504 01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:34,600 Everybody just leave. 1505 01:21:34,700 --> 01:21:35,500 You can't handle this. 1506 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,466 I'll find a new partner. 1507 01:21:36,566 --> 01:21:37,366 Go, go. 1508 01:21:37,466 --> 01:21:38,366 I mean it. 1509 01:21:38,466 --> 01:21:39,300 Get out. 1510 01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:40,500 Go. 1511 01:21:42,966 --> 01:21:45,500 -Too many cooks? 1512 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:46,700 -I'm sorry. 1513 01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:55,966 -[speaking hindi] 1514 01:21:56,066 --> 01:21:57,466 -Thanks. 1515 01:21:57,566 --> 01:21:59,766 -You think Reena's going to like this new dress, huh? 1516 01:21:59,866 --> 01:22:01,033 -Yeah, Mom. 1517 01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:02,233 She always likes the dresses you buy her. 1518 01:22:02,333 --> 01:22:03,633 Haven't you noticed that over the years? 1519 01:22:03,733 --> 01:22:05,933 -You know, you should stop being so selfish, huh? 1520 01:22:06,033 --> 01:22:07,333 You're going to be a masi now. 1521 01:22:13,133 --> 01:22:15,633 -And the kinds of sounds that are useful are the 1522 01:22:15,733 --> 01:22:18,833 open-throated sounds, because the throat is very connected 1523 01:22:18,933 --> 01:22:20,266 to the vagina. 1524 01:22:20,366 --> 01:22:22,233 So when you're open in your throat, it's very likely 1525 01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:23,700 you're going to be opening through your 1526 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,066 cervix and your vagina. 1527 01:22:25,166 --> 01:22:26,800 -OK, don't make me laugh. 1528 01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:27,800 I'll pee on you. 1529 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:28,366 -[open throated sounds] 1530 01:22:28,466 --> 01:22:28,766 -OK. 1531 01:22:28,866 --> 01:22:29,366 OK. 1532 01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:29,900 OK. 1533 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:30,600 -All right. 1534 01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:31,233 You ready? 1535 01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:31,733 -Uh-huh. 1536 01:22:31,833 --> 01:22:32,700 -Push! 1537 01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:36,633 -[deep grunt] 1538 01:22:36,733 --> 01:22:38,600 [laughing] 1539 01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:39,600 -Push! 1540 01:22:39,700 --> 01:22:42,833 -[grunts] 1541 01:22:42,933 --> 01:22:45,000 -Nooooo! 1542 01:22:45,100 --> 01:22:46,533 (SOBBING) Honey, I can't-- 1543 01:22:46,633 --> 01:22:48,166 I know you can do it. 1544 01:22:48,266 --> 01:22:50,066 -I want some painkillers. 1545 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:51,800 I know you can. 1546 01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:52,766 Come on. 1547 01:22:52,866 --> 01:22:55,633 -[grunt] 1548 01:22:55,733 --> 01:22:56,933 -Good, good. 1549 01:22:57,033 --> 01:22:58,300 -Can you give her some drugs? 1550 01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,766 -No, I don't want any drugs. 1551 01:22:59,866 --> 01:23:01,933 -Reena, take the drugs. 1552 01:23:02,033 --> 01:23:02,966 -No. 1553 01:23:03,066 --> 01:23:04,266 -You're doing this on purpose! 1554 01:23:04,366 --> 01:23:06,433 -Do you ever get those pains in your stomach? 1555 01:23:06,533 --> 01:23:07,866 -Oh, constipation? 1556 01:23:07,966 --> 01:23:09,033 -No. 1557 01:23:09,133 --> 01:23:10,833 You get those pains in your ovaries. 1558 01:23:10,933 --> 01:23:11,700 It hurts. 1559 01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:12,933 -Ovulation. 1560 01:23:13,033 --> 01:23:14,533 -No. 1561 01:23:14,633 --> 01:23:18,000 You know when you see a baby, and your clock starts ticking? 1562 01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:19,633 -Maternal instincts. 1563 01:23:19,733 --> 01:23:20,500 -Yeah. 1564 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,733 I've never gotten those. 1565 01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:25,800 -Once I had constipation, and my ex-girlfriend got me this 1566 01:23:25,900 --> 01:23:27,633 tea called Smooth Moves. 1567 01:23:27,733 --> 01:23:28,966 It's supposed to be gentle. 1568 01:23:29,066 --> 01:23:30,233 -[panting] 1569 01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:32,900 DOCTOR (OFFSCREEN): You're getting there. 1570 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:33,900 OK. 1571 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,466 -You did this to me. 1572 01:23:35,566 --> 01:23:36,266 -You begged me. 1573 01:23:36,366 --> 01:23:37,833 -Why'd you do this to me? 1574 01:23:37,933 --> 01:23:39,433 -I didn't, I didn't. 1575 01:23:39,533 --> 01:23:40,633 -All your fault. 1576 01:23:49,066 --> 01:23:50,766 DOCTOR (OFFSCREEN): Looking good. 1577 01:23:50,866 --> 01:23:53,400 OK, you can start pushing whenever you're ready, OK. 1578 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:55,933 Mitch, hold on to her leg right here, OK? 1579 01:23:56,033 --> 01:23:56,633 Right here. 1580 01:23:56,733 --> 01:23:59,033 That's it. 1581 01:23:59,133 --> 01:24:00,133 REENA (OFFSCREEN): [groaning] 1582 01:24:00,233 --> 01:24:01,333 -I know you can do it, Reena. 1583 01:24:01,433 --> 01:24:01,766 -Push! 1584 01:24:01,866 --> 01:24:02,600 Come on! 1585 01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:04,833 Harder. 1586 01:24:04,933 --> 01:24:07,566 -It's a bunny. 1587 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:08,366 See? 1588 01:24:08,466 --> 01:24:09,533 I mean, that wasn't so hard. 1589 01:24:09,633 --> 01:24:11,700 What's taking Reena so goddamn long. 1590 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,733 -One last good push, OK? 1591 01:24:13,833 --> 01:24:14,933 -OK. 1592 01:24:15,033 --> 01:24:15,700 DOCTOR (OFFSCREEN): Just one will do it. 1593 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:16,700 One last one. 1594 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:17,733 Come on. 1595 01:24:17,833 --> 01:24:26,600 REENA (OFFSCREEN): [screaming] 1596 01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:28,966 [baby cries] 1597 01:24:29,066 --> 01:24:30,666 DOCTOR (OFFSCREEN): Oh, Reena. 1598 01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:32,066 You did it. 1599 01:25:06,766 --> 01:25:08,066 -[belch] 1600 01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:09,466 -Good girl. 1601 01:25:21,166 --> 01:25:23,666 [mewling baby noises] 1602 01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:47,666 -OK, I'm going to go now, OK? 1603 01:25:47,766 --> 01:25:49,066 -No, wait. 1604 01:25:50,766 --> 01:25:52,066 Please. 1605 01:26:08,833 --> 01:26:10,900 See her? 1606 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,466 That's your masi. 1607 01:26:14,566 --> 01:26:15,833 Say hi, masi. 1608 01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:20,366 -(TEARFULLY) Hi masi. 1609 01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:21,566 Your baby. 1610 01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,733 -[speaking hindi] 1611 01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:35,066 -Ohh, honey. 1612 01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:37,600 She looks just like you! 1613 01:26:40,966 --> 01:26:42,233 -OK. 1614 01:26:42,333 --> 01:26:45,066 It's time to take the baby back to her mother. 1615 01:26:56,066 --> 01:26:57,933 -Congratulations. 1616 01:26:58,033 --> 01:27:00,500 [general glee] 1617 01:27:05,966 --> 01:27:07,266 -Is she all right? 1618 01:27:15,466 --> 01:27:16,766 -Now, hurry up. 1619 01:27:16,866 --> 01:27:18,000 We're going to be late. 1620 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:18,933 -OK, OK, I know. 1621 01:27:19,033 --> 01:27:20,333 The, uh, baby ceremony. 1622 01:27:26,066 --> 01:27:28,566 [music playing] 103442