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# SONG: Michael O'Duffy - "Little
Town in the Ould Country Down" #
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# In that dear little town in the
old County Down
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# It will linger way down in my
heart
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# Though it never was grand it is
my fairy land
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# Just a wonderful world set apart
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# O my island of dreams you are
with me it seems
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# And I care not for fame or renown
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# Like the black sheep of old I'll
come back to the fold
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# Little town in the old County...
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("Little Town in the Ould Country
Down" plays on radio)
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# Though it never was grand it is
my fairy land
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# Just a wonderful world set apart
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# O my island of dreams you are
with me it seems... #
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Is it just me or is she still
warm, like?
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I think it's just you, Father.
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How's Lorcan dealing with it all?
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He'll be fine.
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Suppose he'll be going to live
with you over in England, will he?
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No.
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Our, uh...
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Aunt Margaret has agreed
to take care of him.
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Oh, right...
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I see.
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I had an Aunt Margaret once...
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Trampled by a cow
out in Gillygooley, so she was.
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Took the head clean off her, like.
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Mind you, thon head was some
size...
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At least a quarter bigger than
the average size for a woman of
her-
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Sorry... Sorry...
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Sorry.
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That's okay, Father.
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Sorry about your Aunt.
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Aye.
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Sorry about your mother.
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Aye.
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'Faith of our Father, still
living...'
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'In spite of dungeon, fire and
sword.'
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'Faith of our Fathers, holy
faith...'
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'We will be true to thee til
death.'
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'We will be true to thee...'
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'Til death.'
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Now, you boys know where I am.
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If there's anything you need,
you just let me know.
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You can tell your mate Jesus
he's a right dickhead.
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Lorcan!
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No, it's fine, Turlough.
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He can be a bit of a dickhead
sometimes.
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Oh, I almost forgot...
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The coroner was rummaging around in
your mother's jeans.
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After she passed, of course.
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We think it's a list of things
that she wanted to do...
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You know, before the illness took
her.
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Don't suppose it's of much use to
her now?
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Unless Jesus is for bringing her
back
from the dead, Father...
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I'd say it's of little to no use
at all.
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She hasn't left him much to work
with...
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Now that she's no more than
a tub of Bisto, has she?
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Can I see the list, Father?
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You wouldn't want to be
pouring that over your roast
potatoes.
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You'd be picking her out
of your back molars for weeks on
end...
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Sorry...
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Sorry again.
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God bless you, boys.
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Do people not cook in London?
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Why?
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Tastes like shite.
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Well, Aunty Margaret's cooking's
better than mine, so...
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You'll be grand.
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I've told you, I'm not going
to Aunty Margaret's.
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It's not up for debating.
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I'm not debating, I'm telling you.
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I'm staying here to look after the
farm.
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It's you who needs looking after,
not the feckin' farm.
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So you're going to Aunty
Margaret's...
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'Cos I'm not getting stuck here
for the rest of my life...
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Mothering you!
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I don't need your mothering!
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I need you to feck back off to
England
you big, feckin' ape!
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Lorcan!
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I'm not to be telling you again,
we have to go!
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Lorcan!
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We're late...
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Lorcan, I'm not for pissing about.
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Lorcan?
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He's, uh five...five-six...
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Five-three. Five-three or
thereabouts...
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He's got a beard on him.
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Look, I can send you a photo.
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Well, no, I'm not his guardian.
I'm his brother...
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Listen. He really shouldn't be
out there on his own...
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And I'm very worried about what
might happen to him if he's left
unsupervised for too...
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Oi!
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Lorcan!
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Lorcan... the hell are you doing?
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Hummmmm...
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Tai Chi...
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What?
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What the hell are you doing that
for?
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Mum's list.
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'Number One: Learn Tai Chi.'
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Please tell me you are joking?
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Does it look like I'm feckin'
joking?
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Father O'Shea gave it to me.
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Look, we're late for taking you
to Aunty Margaret's, come on.
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I'm not going anywhere until Mum's
done every single wish.
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She wanted to do them
while she was still living
y'eejit, ye.
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Not from beyond the grave.
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And waving her about like some sort
of a feckin' banshee...
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Isn't going to make much
difference to her now, is it?
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And it's not going to
bring her back, neither.
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Uh, look, Lorcan...
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I just thought it would be nice...
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Just me, you and Mum's dying
wishes.
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Okay!
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Okay! Okay!
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Christ...
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We do Mum's list, and then
we go to Aunty Margarets. Deal?
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Deal.
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Right, how many's on there?
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One-hundred.
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A hu... A hundred?
Lorcan, no, come here!
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'All The Things I Would Like
To Do Before I Perish'
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by Grainne McCaffrey.
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Number One...
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Learn Tai Chi.
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You farted?
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Shhhhh.
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Shush? Did you fart?
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That's stinking, Lorcan!
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Number Two: Read A Classic Novel.
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And the Lord said unto Cain...
'Why art thou wroth?'
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Wroth!
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'And why is thou countenance
fallen?'
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Fallen!
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Lorcan.
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Lorcan!
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Number Eight...
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Model For A Life-Drawing Class.
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Lorcan, will you hurry up with
your picture?
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Oi!
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Oi!
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Seventeen...
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Take myself on one of those
'Hot Air Balloon' rides.
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I told you to stop that!
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Ah! Ah!
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Thirty-Four...
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Easy... Easy...
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Yeo!
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Lorcan!
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Fifty-One...
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Sixty-Eight...
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Eighty-Two...
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Catch it!
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Turlough?
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Turlough?
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We're just outside Glenmornan...
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Four-bedroom farmhouse.
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A-hundred-and-fifty acres.
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Well, I'm open to offers,
honestly...
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I just want to get it over and
done with...
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Yeah...
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Yeah, Monday?
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Okay, well I'll ring on
Monday morning and...
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Ninety-Nine...
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Skydiving.
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I'm really not sure about this one.
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It's fine.
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Right...
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No, look...
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I'm sure Mum won't mind if we miss
one out of a hundred, will she?
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If the woman wants to skydive,
just let her skydive.
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Right, sure, but let's just think
this one through for a wee minute!
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You put me off.
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Jesus Christ, Lorcan, grow up!
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You want to take care of the farm
and you can't even take care of a
glorified feckin' teapot!
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God, you're such an eejit.
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I'm not an eejit.
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How do you think Mum would feel
about
you treating her remains this way?
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How would she feel about you
selling her farm?
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Did you think it was just going to
sit here gathering dust?
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What's the point in a house
if no one wants to live in it?
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I want to live in it, ye dick!
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Lorcan, what are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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Taking my half of Mum.
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Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop that now.
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Stop it and give me that - stop
it, Lorcan!
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Get your hands off me, ye dick!
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I think you'd better pack your
things.
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Sorry I'm late...
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I had Mary Carey in confession.
All got a bit dark...
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Those poor pigeons.
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Ready, Lorcan?
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Where are you going?
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I'm getting my coat, if that's
okay with you, Mum?
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Thanks again for doing this,
Father.
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Lorcan!
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Don't be keeping Father O'Shea
waiting, now!
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It's fine, Turlough...
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Let the lad say his goodbyes to
the place.
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Getting a bit experimental, were
we?
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No...
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That was Lorcan.
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Roped me into doing all that shite
off Mum's list.
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You might've warned me
before you gave it to him.
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I didn't give it to him.
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What?
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I thought you said you didn't want
it?
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Dear Jesus, Mary, and all the
Saints...
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I may have done a bad thing.
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If Mum is in heaven...
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Tell her... I am sorry...
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And tell her I miss her too.
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I probably won't speak to you
again...
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Until the next time something goes
tits up.
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I hope that's okay.
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Can I have a word?
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I've just been speaking
with Father O'Shea...
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About Mum's list...
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All those ridiculous things we did.
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I know.
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You know what the worst thing
about it is?
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Turlough, I know, and I am sorry-
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The worst thing about it is...
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We didn't even finish it.
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Finish it?
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Well...
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We can't stop at ninety-nine, can
we?
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What would Mum think?
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One-hundred...
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Go Into Outer Space.
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Go on, Ma!
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Go on ye girl, ye!
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Go on!
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Have you sold the house yet?
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Not yet, no.
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Are you gonna?
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What're you doing?
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'Number one-hundred...
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And one.'
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Lorcan...
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'My final wish is for my two boys,
Lorcan and Turlough...
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To be bestest mates again.
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And for Turlough to move
back home to Ireland...
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'Cos, sure, the English
are no craic at all.
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And also, to stay
on the farm with Lorcan...
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And then, maybe, take up
some cooking lessons.'
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Okay.
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I get it.
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I'll think about it.
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I miss her, like.
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Yeah, me too.
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You farted again?
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No!
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It's the cows.
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Cows...
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Cows, my arse.
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Lorcan, that's stinking!
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Okay...
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It's me.
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Sing me a song.
263
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,290
'I'll tell me Ma, when I get
home...'
264
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:31,850
'The boys won't leave the girls
alone...'
265
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,890
'They pull me hair, stole my
comb...'
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'That's alright, when I get home.'
267
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'She is handsome, she is pretty...'
268
00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:43,010
'She is the Belle of Belfast
City...'
269
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'She's a-courting one, two,
three...'
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'Please would you tell me...
Both: ..who is she?'
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00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,610
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