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Okay, step bro. I can tell you've been

wanting to suck me for a long time. Oh

my God. We shouldn't be doing

this. Our secret, right?

We are rocking and rodent.

Oh shitOh

shit

Get the fuck out. Really. Stop. StopThis

isn't. Go. Stop. Go. Please. Bye.

Thanks. Come

on. Really.

Are you serious?Can you go?Get out,

please. Stop. StopThanks. I just

bought this camera. I want to see you

guys. Whatever. Leave my friends alone.

All right. It's so funny.

It comes over

here.

That's so funny.

Hey, hey, hey, heyStop.

StopStopStopGet

out. Are

you serious?Stop. Stop messing with my

friends. This isn't cool, OK?Is this

fucking thing on or what?All right, here

we go.

All right, let me see my fucking teeth.

This thing is on like Donkey Kong. I'm

running. OK, well, I just

got them twerking. Yeah,

motherfucking do some other shit now.

There we go. All

right. There we go. Right there. Hello.

Let me make sure the fucking

So what movie?Something like a zombie

movie. Zombie movies are fun. Well,

I think it's cool. I like it. Oh, can you

give me that one right there?Yeah, that

one. Thanks. I

don't know. I think everyone's kind of

cute. Are you serious?He's my step

brother. Like he's a jerk. I don't think

so. I I don't know. He's he's

he'sI can't. I

suppose. He's so mad. So weird.

Wow. Is he gonna come watch a movie with

us?I don't know. Maybe he seems to

be a good

thing. Wow. Let's see. So what's

on?I love zombie movies. They're so

gory. Oh my God. It's like the end of the

world type of thing. Like, and they're

just like, everybody's like survival for

their life. If I was put in that

situation, I would blow brains out.

So I think you have

fun. Sweet.

I can't help myself popcorn. It's so

good. I don't know.

So what do you think about yourself

breathing?Have

you ever seen?I think it is.

I had seen it once on accident.

Like that happened. It happened. It

happened. It happened. It's normal. You

bang. Like, I don't. I

got really. I hate talking about it. I

just feel like. I'm weird about it. You

shouldn't. He's not your brother. So

yeah, he's your stepbrother. So I mean,

you guys even look really related.

Yeah, that's weird, but whatever. That's

a good way to think

about it. Well, it's true though. Yeah.

So how did that happen?Like you opened

the door to the bathroom?Yeah, it was

just, it was really weird. It

just kind of like peeked around the

corner. I was like.

OK, I'm sure if he saw me, but it was

kind of weird. He didn't see

anything. Anyway, what movie should we

watch?There's a good

movie. It's old though. Really old zombie

movie. I love old zombies.

They're the best. I think it's like, I

don't know, it's called like Dawn of the

Dead. Yeah, I like it.

Yeah. Woman gets pregnant and then, like,

pops on a zombie baby and she dies.

Oh, oh, wow. Yeah,

that's crazy. That is the lady fast.

Well, it was a whole, like, whole thing.

Where is?

I mean, I really like popcorn, but I'm

kind of on a diet, so

you can't go wrong with popcorn.

That's true.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh,

wow. That wasn't really

bad. It got real, really quick.

Oh. Oh my God,

they're sick. It's so good. Oh my God.

It's just like all I think

of is just like rottenness and foods.

What if this was real?Like what would you

if I was like the end of like those

days?Like definitely. And I'll go find

like a locked up like place and just like

camp out supplies, guns,

food and have that day.

That's true. That's somebody. You know,

if you produce population. You know what

I miss a lot?

You got to bring a lot of batteries when

I mean, I never had one,

ever. I never owned a one. No.

I heard. What's that one that's like,

it's like, this one has a big, it's a

rabbit. They're really, really good,

actually.

And would you guys love this weekend?Oh,

look, look, look, lookOh, my

God. It's so funny.

So you guys mind that I watch a movie

with you or what?No. Yeah. Come on. Don't

be like that.

Really. No, stop. You see all the girls

in here?I see that. Yeah.

You told me that's not a friend, yeah?

It's a sleepover, okay?Like,

really, my friends?Yeah,

definitely. My friends?Whatever.

Whatever. God, he's

so annoying. He's

so mean. He's annoying me,

like... My friends. Like, cool.

What about me?I mean, it'd be

nice, you knowMaybe

he's just trying to, like, spend some

time with you and get to know you. You

got any friends?

No. Thanks. No

problem.

Oh, my God. I feel like I want to, like,

write a zombie movie or something. No, I

really do. I really do. That would be so

much fun. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, that was. My

eyes. Like, I

want to watch it, though. Oh, I

can't. I don't know. I don't. I really

don't even have nightmares about this

tonight. Oh, my God.

I mean, I feel so bad for her. Oh my

God, no,

I want. I just,

I know how many scary movies

being in a hospital and then like,

there's already like dead people there.

So like, she's literally running for her

life. That's crazy. So

typical. Oh my God, I can't.

Why do they use random stuff like that to

kill zombies?Like that's crazy. Like how

does that work?I'll get

this e-mail if I have to. It's so

crazy. Like imagine if they ran at you

like like they do really have. I can

really. I

can imagine. I I believe that a zombie

could run. I think a zombie could run. I

I think they still they still did not

like retarded like slow. I'm seeing

something. I think something's running

right now. Wow, it's so fast. Oh

my God, no.

Oh my God, this is crazy. Oh, I

can't. What is this?

Who does that?It's wild. I

can't. Oh my God. I wonder if

zombies would really like be like green

or like what they would look like or like

pale. Like like they're dying

flesh, you know?Like maybe blue.

Don't think about it. They didn't black

with oxygen. Yeah, like like a sickly

blue guy.

This is so interesting. Definitely. Oh,

my God. Oh, we definitely dressed up as

us this year. Wow.

Oh, my God. I can't. I can'tI can'tI can't

This is so cool, but it's so weird. Oh,

my God.

No. This popcorn smells

so good. Wow.

No way. I don't think I can

survive that. I don't think. I think I

would die in like a second.

You know, I don't try to run for my life.

Just probably steal. I wouldn't last very

long. I wouldn't even be able to get.

I

don't know. What?

OK, Yeah.

I wonder how many zombie movies there

are. There's probably a million out

there. I mean, not though. Yeah, they're

so crazy to think about. Like, who

he thought about it. Like, that would

definitely come from a mind like mine

because dead people is my thing.

Really. Wow, it's kind of kinkyWhat?

Dead people. Some people

like them. OK, I don't know.

Can you see that right there?Wait,

what?I can't. I can't even.

I feel terrible. Maybe people make these.

No, maybe people make these. But

it's like typical like zombie.

What the fuckOh my

God. What is she wearing?That's so

weird.

Oh my God.

I can't. Why is

they're running after her about it?Like,

I can't.

No, I can't watch. God,

it's like they're cutting everyone's head

off. Well, but you got to do that.

Like when the zombie apocalypse, like you

got to chop their head off or like, you

know, burn their body. That's crazy. Oh

my God. It's like a

vampire. Something like that. Yeah. Well,

the vampire is like, what?Like stabbing

something. Yeah, no, a stabbing with a

crucifix, right. In their heart. I don't

know. I feel like, yeah, it's

different ways.

This is crazy.

You should turn up all that.

I love this movie. It's scary at

first when I used to it.

I can't. I

can't

Want some popcorn?

So, what did you think about the movie so

far?Do you like it?I like it now. It's

really crazy at first, but it's pretty

good. much depth.

I guess it's a good thing, though,

because I'd kill them all. It'd be

crazy if you're the last person, if you

had to kill them all off. They live like

a normal life. That would take so long.

That's crazy. It's nuts.

I

want to really get all this fake blood,

like... Do they buy it in likeI think

it's like corn starch. No, it's always

like cut, like cut it and go like, you

knowWow. It's

probably corn starch or like food

coloring. Wow,

I wonder what happens when you, like, get

it in the nose. Well, it's

safe.

It's freezing. That'd be kind of hot.

Just like like fake

blends. They have

mint tasting.

Oh my God.

Get out the way. Hey, hey, hey, heyStop.

This is the best part. Sorry.

Oh my God.

I

can't.

I have a boyfriend. I can't.

It's different though.

So yeah, I'm gonna thank you.

So something makes them cheating.

I don't wanna fuck something.

You get like her. Who?

My sister. She's not your sister.

Oh, you know what I mean.

Maybe teasing me. You know

that?Don't

do that to me.

Want

some popcorn?

What?

And this bread's too crazy right now. It

really is. It must be like scary.

Yeah, but it's like

survival. Like it's our instincts, you

know?This is true. Like survival is the

fittest. It's

very true. Spread's so good. Oh

yeah, mine too.

Let's see. Wow. Oh, it's so much blood

everywhere.

Oh, wow.

Oh, no, it was so good. I just don't

wanna go.

I

like you guys.

Wow, this name is

a really good choice.

No, I'm doing.

It's like popcorn.

Wow. Did you just see that?Just blew it

right out. Oh my God, it was crazy. That

that one there.

I'm sorry.

Oh, I like the steak.

I love meat though. I can't. I can't

I can't deal with this all. Something

thick and juicy.

Yeah, like, I'll just like, make sure

that every part of me looks like the

basic things that a person would know to

do. I just have like the

smallest friends and someone who can be a

pilot.

This movie

is so good.

Hold her legs. Hold her legs. Hold her

fucking legs. Me too. Hold her

legs.

It's

gonna be really good.

Yeah, I love it.

I want

to see if you can ride that day.

Yeah,

it's

so good.

I could definitely ride that Dick

Just like that.

You

got it. Get it.

Get

it. What?

Yeah. Oh, fuckIt's so good. Yeah,

it's really good.

We're not showing this fucking video.

Maybe it's my boy. What?No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no,

no, noI didn't take a fucking

joke. Keep wearing that fucking cock

Tell me about it.

Turn around that day. What?You want to

turn around that day?Yeah.

Nice looking tits you

got there.

Sorry. Just like

that.

He'll get you next time.

This

is a sleepover.

What's

going on?

Yeah, yeah, let's

do

it. All right. No, no,

noYou guys cheating on your boyfriend?

Yeah. Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

YeahSo you like it?