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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:14,335 As you know this is a summer camp, 2 00:00:14,435 --> 00:00:16,463 a run-down summer camp. 3 00:00:16,563 --> 00:00:19,415 Now the function of summer camps is to give young people 4 00:00:19,515 --> 00:00:22,719 the opportunity to experience outdoor living. 5 00:00:22,819 --> 00:00:25,656 The main function of this summer camp is to make money. 6 00:00:25,756 --> 00:00:28,558 Now if you took a good look around you will observe 7 00:00:28,658 --> 00:00:31,623 that there are no young people here. 8 00:00:32,469 --> 00:00:35,303 The Camp Malibu is in trouble. 9 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,809 You mean they're gonna close down the camp? 10 00:00:36,909 --> 00:00:39,802 No no no no, not unless I have to. 11 00:00:39,902 --> 00:00:43,179 But I have a plan, and I need everybody's help. 12 00:00:43,279 --> 00:00:46,521 I have here a list of influential past alumni, 13 00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:48,965 I'm gonna invite these kids up here 14 00:00:49,065 --> 00:00:51,374 for a weekend reunion, at our expense. 15 00:00:51,474 --> 00:00:52,480 That's your plan? 16 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:53,517 I don't get it. 17 00:00:53,617 --> 00:00:55,771 I do and I think it sucks. 18 00:00:55,871 --> 00:00:57,956 It's very simple Dr. Fox. 19 00:00:58,056 --> 00:01:00,399 While they're here, we give 'em a big sob story 20 00:01:00,499 --> 00:01:02,695 about the condition of the camp, 21 00:01:02,795 --> 00:01:04,130 you know, really lay it on. 22 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,693 Tell 'em without their help the camp will fold. 23 00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:08,858 We really need their family's financial sup... 24 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,004 I don't think the kids are gonna fall for it. 25 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,116 Sure they will because that's part of the plan, 26 00:01:13,216 --> 00:01:15,729 we make it fun, competitive, women's lib, 27 00:01:15,829 --> 00:01:18,318 boys against the girls, whoever does 28 00:01:18,418 --> 00:01:19,768 the best job will win a prize. 29 00:01:19,868 --> 00:01:20,820 What kind of prizes? 30 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,815 Ah, a certificate of achievement. 31 00:01:22,915 --> 00:01:24,475 Be careful, that's liable to break you. 32 00:01:24,575 --> 00:01:27,048 Let me congratulate you on your brilliant, 33 00:01:27,148 --> 00:01:29,066 but larcenous plan, Herman. 34 00:01:29,166 --> 00:01:31,121 Thank you doctor. 35 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:35,388 Now everybody, let's get to work and save Camp Malibu! 36 00:01:39,234 --> 00:01:41,046 Yah, yeah, yeah... 37 00:01:54,622 --> 00:01:57,911 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 38 00:01:58,011 --> 00:02:02,636 ♫ Where the days are short and the nights are fast 39 00:02:02,736 --> 00:02:06,768 ♫ Memories dance of sweet romance 40 00:02:06,868 --> 00:02:10,854 ♫ And the very first taste of love 41 00:02:10,954 --> 00:02:14,905 ♫ Everybody come to have a good time 42 00:02:15,005 --> 00:02:18,873 ♫ Everybody come to have a ball 43 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:22,613 ♫ All the things we love and all the truths we find 44 00:02:22,713 --> 00:02:26,311 ♫ Hardly ever raised a 45 00:02:26,411 --> 00:02:29,940 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 46 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:34,693 ♫ You know a child came in and a young man left 47 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:38,803 ♫ Fantasies dance, of sweet romance 48 00:02:38,903 --> 00:02:42,882 ♫ And the bittersweet taste of love 49 00:02:42,982 --> 00:02:46,926 ♫ Everybody come to have a good time 50 00:02:47,026 --> 00:02:50,870 ♫ Everybody come to have a ball 51 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:54,605 ♫ And the things we love and all the truths we find 52 00:02:54,705 --> 00:02:58,503 ♫ Hardly ever mattered at all 53 00:03:02,874 --> 00:03:03,874 Geronimo! 54 00:03:17,654 --> 00:03:21,536 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 55 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:25,486 ♫ Summer Camp, oh, oh 56 00:03:25,586 --> 00:03:29,551 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 57 00:03:29,651 --> 00:03:32,783 ♫ Summer Camp, oh, oh 58 00:03:33,663 --> 00:03:36,163 ♫ Summer Camp 59 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,513 - Sandy! - Gail! 60 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,250 Hey hey yeah. 61 00:04:02,945 --> 00:04:05,864 - kill me! - Jeez! 62 00:04:21,841 --> 00:04:26,124 Welcome kind sir to the Beverly Hills Hotel! 63 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,560 Thank you kind sir! 64 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:30,673 Now could you direct me to the nearest. 65 00:04:30,773 --> 00:04:33,486 Place looks like a refugee camp. 66 00:04:33,586 --> 00:04:37,086 Speaking of refugees, look at those two. 67 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:41,235 Jenny Thong? 68 00:04:41,335 --> 00:04:43,004 Yeah, you're in cabin number two. 69 00:04:43,104 --> 00:04:44,295 Thanks. 70 00:04:44,395 --> 00:04:47,007 - You're Horse, right? - Gable, Clark. 71 00:04:47,107 --> 00:04:48,489 Uh, well, four. 72 00:04:51,344 --> 00:04:54,000 - Jerry Walker. - Okay, cabin number two. 73 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,883 I'll call you when I need you. 74 00:05:09,983 --> 00:05:11,824 Don't I even get a kiss? 75 00:05:11,924 --> 00:05:13,389 Yeah I guess so. 76 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,973 There you are you little tramp. 77 00:05:17,073 --> 00:05:18,369 Will you get your ass in the kitchen, 78 00:05:18,469 --> 00:05:20,072 I have a lot of cooking to do. 79 00:05:20,172 --> 00:05:22,754 You call it cooking, I call it revolting. 80 00:05:22,854 --> 00:05:25,162 Would you get up, and into that kitchen 81 00:05:25,262 --> 00:05:27,500 before I flatten you like a pancake? 82 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,482 Ah yes, one of your specialties, Frisbees. 83 00:05:30,582 --> 00:05:31,582 Come on! 84 00:05:33,105 --> 00:05:34,960 Hi, I'm the camp doctor. 85 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,579 - Thank you. - Cindi Curtis. 86 00:05:36,679 --> 00:05:38,128 Oh, welcome back Cindi. 87 00:05:38,228 --> 00:05:40,096 Hi, good to see you again! 88 00:05:40,196 --> 00:05:42,431 - Hi! - Welcome back to Camp Malibu! 89 00:05:42,531 --> 00:05:45,166 Hi! 90 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:47,330 - Oh, all right. - Hey Herman, Herman, Herman! 91 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,798 There's a strange character over there, 92 00:05:48,898 --> 00:05:50,229 I've never seen him before. 93 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:51,946 I don't know what he wants. 94 00:05:52,046 --> 00:05:53,628 You take care of this honey. 95 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,177 Well hello! 96 00:05:55,277 --> 00:05:57,516 All right, hello there, I'm Herman Samuels, 97 00:05:57,616 --> 00:05:58,840 can I help you with anything? 98 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:00,490 Uh no, no thank you. 99 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:02,442 All right then just what the hell are you doing? 100 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:05,090 Oh me, looking, just looking. 101 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,893 Looking, looking for what? 102 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,916 Oh, you know, gold, silver, molybdenum, 103 00:06:11,016 --> 00:06:12,107 possibly even oil. 104 00:06:12,207 --> 00:06:13,228 You mean here? 105 00:06:13,328 --> 00:06:14,786 Uh-huh, maybe, maybe not. 106 00:06:14,886 --> 00:06:16,703 One never knows. 107 00:06:16,803 --> 00:06:18,854 Just who or what are you? 108 00:06:18,954 --> 00:06:21,035 Oh me, I am a geologist. 109 00:06:22,225 --> 00:06:24,892 Well, look here Mr. Geologist, 110 00:06:26,173 --> 00:06:29,118 this is my property, so if you should find anything 111 00:06:29,218 --> 00:06:31,430 you let me know, I'll even give you 10%. 112 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:33,127 - Make it 40. - Twen, 20. 113 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,219 - 60. - 50. 114 00:06:34,319 --> 00:06:35,342 Thank you. 115 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:39,554 Hi it's good to see you again. 116 00:06:39,654 --> 00:06:42,821 - Steve, same here. - Matt, yeah, yeah. 117 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,699 Hi, it's Horse, right? 118 00:06:45,799 --> 00:06:47,754 Uh, Haley, Haley Mills. 119 00:06:52,602 --> 00:06:54,435 You're Jerry, right? 120 00:06:56,775 --> 00:06:58,532 - What you got there? - Nothing. 121 00:06:58,632 --> 00:07:00,319 Doesn't look like nothing to me. 122 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:01,943 Cool it, nobody knows and that's the way 123 00:07:02,043 --> 00:07:03,256 I want to keep it. 124 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,356 Partners? 125 00:07:05,405 --> 00:07:06,529 Partners. 126 00:07:06,629 --> 00:07:07,951 Uh-oh the head honchos! 127 00:07:08,051 --> 00:07:11,676 Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump... 128 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:13,491 Buda-da-da! 129 00:07:14,982 --> 00:07:16,976 I'll keep him away don't worry about it. 130 00:07:17,977 --> 00:07:19,733 - Hello Mr. Samuels! - Fucking Horse. 131 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:20,531 Tidal wave. 132 00:07:20,631 --> 00:07:22,167 Call me Herman, Matt! 133 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,965 Glad you decided to come up. 134 00:07:24,065 --> 00:07:27,825 We hope that joining our team here's in your future plans. 135 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:29,954 Uh, speaking of my future plans, I... 136 00:07:30,054 --> 00:07:31,439 Aren't you in school? 137 00:07:31,539 --> 00:07:34,360 Yeah, I'm registered and enrolled and everything, 138 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:37,247 I'm just not really sure what I'm gonna do about... 139 00:07:37,347 --> 00:07:38,966 About what? 140 00:07:39,066 --> 00:07:40,234 Well I've never really been able 141 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,015 to talk about this. 142 00:07:42,115 --> 00:07:43,922 I don't know why, I know it sounds silly, 143 00:07:44,022 --> 00:07:47,914 but for some reason Herman, I feel I can talk to you. 144 00:07:48,014 --> 00:07:51,979 Well I'm glad you feel that way Matt. 145 00:07:52,846 --> 00:07:54,293 Well the fact is, I just really don't know 146 00:07:54,393 --> 00:07:56,706 what to do with my life, I mean, 147 00:07:56,806 --> 00:07:59,049 the path seems so well laid out. 148 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:02,798 College, law school, job waiting, family, 149 00:08:02,898 --> 00:08:04,607 marriage, senility. 150 00:08:04,707 --> 00:08:05,947 What do you really want? 151 00:08:06,047 --> 00:08:09,047 Well that's just it, I don't know. 152 00:08:10,138 --> 00:08:12,912 I mean I could get a job, I could travel, 153 00:08:13,012 --> 00:08:15,273 I could bum around Europe, the United States. 154 00:08:15,373 --> 00:08:17,600 Hell I could even join the Navy or the Army. 155 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,194 I just don't know. 156 00:08:19,294 --> 00:08:21,820 Well, you seem like a bright young man, 157 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,146 I'm sure that whatever you decide will be the right thing. 158 00:08:25,246 --> 00:08:26,461 Thanks a lot. 159 00:08:46,519 --> 00:08:49,394 I just can't get over how much she's changed. 160 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:52,223 Kim, yeah, she's changed all right. 161 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,690 And I have a feeling it means trouble. 162 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:57,123 I'd give anything to look like that. 163 00:08:57,223 --> 00:08:59,414 All right girls! 164 00:08:59,514 --> 00:09:01,992 I just want to explain a few things to you. 165 00:09:02,092 --> 00:09:04,535 First, as some of you are still underage, 166 00:09:04,635 --> 00:09:06,645 and I am still responsible for you, 167 00:09:06,745 --> 00:09:10,644 there will be no boys, or men, in this cabin, understood? 168 00:09:10,744 --> 00:09:12,241 Oh wow. 169 00:09:12,341 --> 00:09:16,845 Second, you will be in your beds, alone, by lights-out. 170 00:09:16,945 --> 00:09:18,157 Does that mean we can't 171 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,191 even fool around with each other? 172 00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:25,282 And last, you will keep this cabin neat. 173 00:09:25,382 --> 00:09:28,033 There is no maid here, and this especially means 174 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:29,558 the bathroom, okay? 175 00:09:29,658 --> 00:09:32,294 Be very careful how you dispose of things. 176 00:09:32,394 --> 00:09:34,095 What does she mean, Cindi? 177 00:09:34,195 --> 00:09:36,878 - Kotex. - Any other questions? 178 00:09:36,978 --> 00:09:39,627 Yeah, do we get milk and cookies 179 00:09:39,727 --> 00:09:41,165 before you tuck us in? 180 00:09:41,265 --> 00:09:42,760 Real cute Kim. 181 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:44,385 As you were. 182 00:09:46,942 --> 00:09:49,629 Boy she hasn't changed much in 10 years. 183 00:09:49,729 --> 00:09:51,904 But we have, that's the problem. 184 00:09:52,004 --> 00:09:53,930 Yeah will I came up here to have fun, 185 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:55,921 and no biddy's gonna stand in my way. 186 00:09:56,021 --> 00:09:57,771 We're all up here to have fun. 187 00:09:57,871 --> 00:10:00,218 Well she's only trying to do her job. 188 00:10:00,318 --> 00:10:01,921 Yeah, well I don't know about you people, 189 00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:04,818 but I'm not about to stay cooped up in this hen house. 190 00:10:04,918 --> 00:10:05,918 Ciao. 191 00:10:12,356 --> 00:10:14,336 I assume this is my bed. 192 00:10:14,436 --> 00:10:16,381 Yours and the bed bugs. 193 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:18,080 Very funny. 194 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,883 That's exactly what they said about you. 195 00:10:20,983 --> 00:10:22,313 Fuck all you guys! 196 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,260 - I'm first. - I'll be second! 197 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,137 Come on on that's enough, Jesus! 198 00:10:26,237 --> 00:10:28,252 I don't understand, the guy doesn't want to be here, 199 00:10:28,352 --> 00:10:29,602 what is he doing here? 200 00:10:29,702 --> 00:10:30,963 Maybe he's into self abuse. 201 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,311 Isn't that when you get hair on your palms? 202 00:10:32,411 --> 00:10:34,649 That could be it, we're gonna check his palms for stubble, 203 00:10:34,749 --> 00:10:37,090 it could be contagious! 204 00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:38,069 Leave me alone! 205 00:10:38,169 --> 00:10:39,561 I never wanted to come here ever! 206 00:10:39,661 --> 00:10:40,877 They made me! 207 00:10:40,977 --> 00:10:43,377 Now I understand, they made him. 208 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,609 They made him! 209 00:10:45,918 --> 00:10:49,484 Ah well they didn't do a very good job! 210 00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:53,080 Why don't you shut up, you fruit! 211 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:56,501 - What did you call me? - You heard me. 212 00:10:57,334 --> 00:10:59,947 I ought to put this where the sun don't shine! 213 00:11:00,047 --> 00:11:01,095 Nome, Alaska! 214 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:08,703 Civilians out of the way, ya, ya, ya, 215 00:11:08,803 --> 00:11:10,791 ya, ya! - All right all right 216 00:11:10,891 --> 00:11:12,845 what is going on, what is this? 217 00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:14,993 Why it's a giant dildo. 218 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:17,985 Who does this belong to? 219 00:11:18,085 --> 00:11:19,840 A giant, she lives right 220 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,625 over there! - It's mine! 221 00:11:21,725 --> 00:11:23,678 All right guys will you cool it, okay? 222 00:11:23,778 --> 00:11:25,474 Will you just cool it! 223 00:11:25,574 --> 00:11:26,574 Hey! 224 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,166 - Well... - Guys, is this 225 00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:29,354 the right place? 226 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:31,340 AJ Parnelli asshole, how are 'ya? 227 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,534 How's the van, sweet-o? 228 00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:36,386 Oh it is fine and I am ready for acti-one! 229 00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:40,203 For acti-one you've come to the wrong spot. 230 00:11:40,303 --> 00:11:43,943 Your bed Master Mike, the very last one, 231 00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:48,172 you'll be sleeping on top of Sir Gerald, the jack off. 232 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,955 They made him come here! 233 00:11:51,055 --> 00:11:52,744 Fuck all of you! 234 00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:54,497 Ha, horny son of a bitches. 235 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,879 You guys wouldn't believe what happened 236 00:11:56,979 --> 00:11:58,091 to me on the way up here. 237 00:11:58,191 --> 00:11:59,515 Yeah, try us. 238 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:02,188 Well I picked up this real looker of a hitchhiker, 239 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,836 I mean real looker! 240 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,436 She had a pair on her that would kill! 241 00:12:07,536 --> 00:12:10,084 Anyway she gets in, and I'm riding along 242 00:12:10,184 --> 00:12:11,660 minding my own business, 243 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,422 and all of a sudden I look over and bingo! 244 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:16,840 She's completely naked! 245 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,607 - Oh! - Oh she was a real nympho! 246 00:12:27,424 --> 00:12:30,193 - What are you doing? - Watching you. 247 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,220 What for? 248 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,340 I think you're very sexy, that's what for. 249 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,440 Oh shit! 250 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,029 I was hoping this wouldn't be one of those weekends. 251 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,715 I don't understand. 252 00:12:43,815 --> 00:12:45,032 Well every so often we get a group 253 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,315 of girls up here and all they want 254 00:12:46,415 --> 00:12:48,301 to do is ball the lifeguard. 255 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,217 It's getting to be a joke. 256 00:12:50,317 --> 00:12:52,984 I can assure you it's no joke. 257 00:12:54,971 --> 00:12:58,790 I hope whoever is responsible for this is satisfied! 258 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,289 Did someone think to 259 00:13:00,389 --> 00:13:01,440 go get George? 260 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:02,522 No of course not. 261 00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:04,510 I'd appreciate you two volunteering, 262 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:06,652 hurry up before it gets worse, go on! 263 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,824 - Go on, go on! - All right, all right! 264 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,539 I hope we don't get caught! 265 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:14,854 - Chicken? - No. 266 00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:28,118 Hey guys, have you seen George? 267 00:13:28,218 --> 00:13:29,188 No. 268 00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:30,624 Gee what a coincidence. 269 00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:33,178 Matt here was just talking about you two. 270 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,395 - I bet. - Hey, you don't 271 00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:37,543 have to believe me, ask him. 272 00:13:37,643 --> 00:13:39,997 Yeah that's right, I was just telling him 273 00:13:40,097 --> 00:13:41,603 about the two foxy chicks I saw. 274 00:13:41,703 --> 00:13:43,111 I'm Cindi this is Jenny. 275 00:13:43,211 --> 00:13:44,549 Hi there I'm Ricky. 276 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,570 Would you two lovely ladies like 277 00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:48,622 to join us for a walk and maybe... 278 00:13:50,974 --> 00:13:54,251 Gee we'd like to but we really do have to find George. 279 00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:55,566 See you around. 280 00:14:04,414 --> 00:14:05,414 Wow! 281 00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:08,542 It looks like we're in luck! 282 00:14:14,308 --> 00:14:16,891 Wow, what a swell looking girl. 283 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,768 Oh shit, here comes Joe! 284 00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:31,718 Aw shit, just when I was about to fall in love. 285 00:14:31,818 --> 00:14:33,826 Oh, hey Joe, what's happening? 286 00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:35,505 Oh nothing, what, what's happening with you? 287 00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:37,941 Oh not much, well there is something. 288 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,658 Uh, it's sort of hard to talk about but uh, 289 00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:43,669 I think I can feel real comfortable talking to you. 290 00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:45,309 Really, w-well I'm glad you feel that way. 291 00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:46,915 Well it's just that I don't know what to do 292 00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:49,063 with the rest of my life. 293 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,906 You're crazy I could lose my job for one thing. 294 00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:55,691 It ain't much but I enjoy it. 295 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:58,695 Don't worry, I'm not going to tell. 296 00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:01,310 Well that's because there isn't gonna be anything to tell. 297 00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:03,211 Aw now do I turn you off that much? 298 00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:05,077 Aw, now don't go getting your 299 00:15:05,177 --> 00:15:06,353 hopes up. - Excuse me, 300 00:15:06,453 --> 00:15:07,559 uh, have you seen George? 301 00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:09,264 - He's not here! - I know where he is, 302 00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:10,769 I'll take you to him. 303 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,869 Bye! 304 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,620 Whoo George, can I be next? 305 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,960 Please be gentle George! 306 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,879 May I please have your attention. 307 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,536 Now please be reminded that our lavatory system 308 00:15:40,636 --> 00:15:43,245 here is only suited for normal use. 309 00:15:43,345 --> 00:15:47,463 Any abnormal use of the facilities will result in problems. 310 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:50,761 Uh, one more thing, dinner will be in one hour, 311 00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,612 and there's a misprint on your schedule. 312 00:15:52,712 --> 00:15:55,756 Please change that line that reads clothing optional 313 00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:58,488 to read, wear whatever you like. 314 00:16:01,748 --> 00:16:04,426 And seated right next to him is Dick the lifeguard. 315 00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:07,330 Whoo, whoo! 316 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,505 Uh, right there is Joe, the boys' counselor. 317 00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:12,565 Hey Joe. 318 00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:14,659 And Alice, the girls' counselor. 319 00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,079 If you have any problems you'll find Dr. Fox 320 00:16:18,179 --> 00:16:19,541 here in the infirmary. 321 00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:23,428 And this is my wife, Sharon. 322 00:16:23,528 --> 00:16:26,347 Ah, down, down, down! 323 00:16:26,447 --> 00:16:31,098 And Roger! 324 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,802 As you know, we've planned a number of the activities 325 00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:37,608 you used to enjoy so much as campers, 326 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:41,375 so tonight, we're gonna have a campfire with 327 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:44,354 hot cocoa and marshmallows! 328 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:46,582 Whoopee. 329 00:16:46,682 --> 00:16:50,159 Ah, right now, I would like to take this 330 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,840 opportunity to personally thank each and every one 331 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:57,739 of you for your presence here this weekend. 332 00:16:57,839 --> 00:17:00,804 As I'm sure you're aware, this camp, 333 00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:05,846 Camp Malibu, has a long and hallowed tradition. 334 00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:09,768 Now the responsibility for keeping that tradition 335 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:13,004 alive has now fallen into our hands. 336 00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:15,606 I think he's gonna do that football again. 337 00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:18,004 We're now at a crossroads. 338 00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:22,283 This could be the final quarter of our last game. 339 00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:23,309 What'd I tell 'ya? 340 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,754 All that you see here today, 341 00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:28,875 all that you've remembered with fondness these past years 342 00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:31,490 is in danger of being lost. 343 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:35,097 Now the opponent is formidable, it's apathy! 344 00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:36,417 Decay! 345 00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:40,185 Lack of support both in terms of numbers and money! 346 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,033 Do you want money from us? 347 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,811 Now we want you on our team! 348 00:17:43,911 --> 00:17:46,608 There are plenty of spots left open on our roster, 349 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,802 for you, for your parents, 350 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,629 for your brothers and your sisters! 351 00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:52,911 You could have my sister for two bucks! 352 00:17:53,011 --> 00:17:56,802 For if we don't join together we will lose. 353 00:17:56,902 --> 00:17:59,918 We must commit ourselves to the fight. 354 00:18:00,018 --> 00:18:01,531 Not only for our own benefit, 355 00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:03,075 I think I'm gonna throw up. 356 00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:04,431 - Yeah me too. - But for those of 357 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:05,783 our children! - You know, 358 00:18:05,883 --> 00:18:08,398 - The future generations, - someone, should turn 359 00:18:08,498 --> 00:18:10,090 - when the going gets tough, - him off. 360 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,748 - the tough get going. - Ooh, skunk. 361 00:18:11,848 --> 00:18:13,997 The future is in your hands. 362 00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:17,293 We can't allow our opponent to keep us from our goal, 363 00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:21,157 we must drive hard, harder, harder still 364 00:18:21,257 --> 00:18:23,183 until we can see the light. 365 00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:27,567 Cross that goal line, raise our arms in triumph, 366 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,924 and smell the sweet smell of success! 367 00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:32,646 Skunk! 368 00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:44,458 Look I think he's trying to use us 369 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,222 and we shouldn't stand for it. 370 00:18:46,322 --> 00:18:50,804 He invited us up here as guests, to have fun, 371 00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:51,665 not to work. 372 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:52,802 Well come on, let's look at it from 373 00:18:52,902 --> 00:18:56,433 Herman's point of view, I mean, we could be his last hope. 374 00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,475 We should be selfish and just think of ourselves. 375 00:18:58,575 --> 00:19:00,394 Yeah, could be the end of Camp Malibu. 376 00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:02,948 How would you live with that on you conscience, Ricky? 377 00:19:03,048 --> 00:19:05,309 Horse is right you guys! 378 00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:08,584 It won't kill us to help out a little bit. 379 00:19:08,684 --> 00:19:11,388 We owe it to him, it's a free weekend. 380 00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:14,158 Besides, you guys could use the exercise, 381 00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:15,856 and work off some of that baby fat! 382 00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:16,982 Oh shit! 383 00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:20,287 Well Matt what do you think? 384 00:19:20,387 --> 00:19:22,685 Well I think Ricky's got some good points. 385 00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:23,833 Oh come on. 386 00:19:25,484 --> 00:19:27,993 Although I see where the girls are coming from. 387 00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,912 Well I don't know, what the hell! 388 00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:31,992 What I don't understand is what exactly 389 00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:33,372 does Herman want from us? 390 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,057 Slave labor. 391 00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:37,302 Oh come on Ricky. 392 00:19:37,402 --> 00:19:39,065 Do you want this camp to go under, 393 00:19:39,165 --> 00:19:40,868 is that really what you want? 394 00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:41,806 - Well? - Well I just 395 00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:43,593 don't believe him, that's all. 396 00:19:43,693 --> 00:19:45,775 I think we ought to have an orgy, dive into some fine... 397 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,096 Oh come on be serious! 398 00:19:47,196 --> 00:19:50,961 I am serious, orgy, orgy, now, I am already, 399 00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:53,706 taking these off... - Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, 400 00:19:53,806 --> 00:19:55,188 oh yeah, oh yeah! 401 00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:10,856 Hey would you guys speed it up, I ain't got all night! 402 00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:12,003 That's right! 403 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:14,103 There's a full moon out tonight. 404 00:20:14,203 --> 00:20:16,151 And you got a date with the Wolfman! 405 00:20:16,251 --> 00:20:18,129 I didn't now you liked hairy men. 406 00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:20,551 Don't worry I won't cut in on your territory. 407 00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:21,626 Well you got me there. 408 00:20:21,726 --> 00:20:25,259 If I had my choice, I'd rather bang the Wolfman than you. 409 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:27,627 You couldn't bang a cap gun. 410 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,648 Listen I'm gonna be back in about 15 minutes 411 00:20:29,748 --> 00:20:32,549 and if this place isn't cleaned up, it's your ass. 412 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:36,138 The only ass you can get is in Tijuana. 413 00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:39,165 And then the poor dumb animal has to be strapped down. 414 00:20:39,265 --> 00:20:42,063 Let's get this over with, come on. 415 00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:52,565 Oh! 416 00:20:52,665 --> 00:20:55,310 Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I'm just that kind 417 00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:56,686 of sort of thing! 418 00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:58,032 Now that's okay, now don't... 419 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,879 Is there anything I can do to make up for it? 420 00:21:00,979 --> 00:21:02,091 Oh, oh oh oh oh what do you mean? 421 00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:03,850 Would you like to kiss me? 422 00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:04,950 Now? 423 00:21:07,296 --> 00:21:08,857 Oh is there anywhere we can go? 424 00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:10,448 - R-R-R-R-Right now? - Yes, yes, 425 00:21:10,548 --> 00:21:12,684 before I explode, oh think of some place! 426 00:21:12,784 --> 00:21:13,597 - Some place... - Some place! 427 00:21:13,697 --> 00:21:14,777 - Some place, some place... - Some place! 428 00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:16,419 Some place, some place... 429 00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,092 I got it, I got it, I got it! 430 00:21:22,002 --> 00:21:25,160 - It's very cold. - Don't worry I'm very hot! 431 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:26,308 Yeah right! 432 00:21:29,548 --> 00:21:30,673 Oh! 433 00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:33,204 Oh help me with my clothes, take my clothes off please! 434 00:21:33,304 --> 00:21:37,436 Yes take my clothes off! 435 00:21:38,521 --> 00:21:40,130 Harder, harder harder! 436 00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:41,769 Right there right there! 437 00:21:41,869 --> 00:21:44,142 Yes I love it, love it love it! 438 00:21:45,141 --> 00:21:47,483 Oh, take me, take me, take me! 439 00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,220 Take you where this is all there is! 440 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:53,648 Roger! 441 00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:54,748 Rog... 442 00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:59,907 Oh come on, give the guy a break, out! 443 00:22:00,007 --> 00:22:01,007 I said out! 444 00:22:05,673 --> 00:22:08,327 I hope he gets, whatever. 445 00:22:12,781 --> 00:22:15,250 Oh I love it, oh harder, harder! 446 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:18,964 Oh, more, more! 447 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,673 - Whoops. - Shit. 448 00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:40,634 ♫ Time to relax, where the stars shine in the sky 449 00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:45,363 ♫ Time to relax 450 00:22:45,463 --> 00:22:49,107 ♫ Alone baby you and I, I-I-I 451 00:22:49,207 --> 00:22:51,507 ♫ Time to relax 452 00:22:51,607 --> 00:22:55,493 ♫ I'm a city boy and you're a pretty girl 453 00:22:55,593 --> 00:22:57,687 ♫ Here in the moonlight 454 00:22:57,787 --> 00:23:01,954 ♫ We're together on a country night 455 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:07,792 ♫ Time to relax, there's a message in the breeze 456 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:14,055 ♫ Time to relax, and it's calling me, you and me 457 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,526 ♫ Time to relax 458 00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:22,651 ♫ I'm-a hoping boy and you're a wishing girl 459 00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:24,928 ♫ Here in the moonlight 460 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:29,195 ♫ We're all alone on a country night 461 00:23:30,611 --> 00:23:34,778 ♫ Out here no words need to be spoken, oh no-o-o 462 00:23:36,936 --> 00:23:40,936 ♫ I can see it all in your eyes 463 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:46,947 ♫ Tonight, yeah while the trees are sleeping 464 00:23:49,757 --> 00:23:53,924 ♫ You and I will be promise keeping 465 00:23:58,338 --> 00:24:00,966 Hey, let's say you and me have our own 466 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,569 private little party. 467 00:24:02,669 --> 00:24:05,588 What kind of little party did you have in mind? 468 00:24:05,688 --> 00:24:06,666 We'll think of something. 469 00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:08,732 Pam why don't you join the group? 470 00:24:08,832 --> 00:24:11,340 I don't like crowds. 471 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,805 Is there anything wrong? 472 00:24:12,905 --> 00:24:15,253 Look, I know you're only trying to do 473 00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:17,632 you're camp mother bit but uh, leave me, 474 00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:21,100 I've been taking care of myself a long time. 475 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,165 Um, I'm sure you have. 476 00:24:27,241 --> 00:24:28,778 How about another shot? 477 00:24:28,878 --> 00:24:30,445 You had your shot? 478 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,125 College, law school, job waiting, 479 00:24:40,683 --> 00:24:42,933 family, marriage, senility. 480 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,977 Herman, Herman! 481 00:24:48,607 --> 00:24:52,357 Not now dear, I've got too much on my mind. 482 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,220 You really think so? 483 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,100 I guess you're right. 484 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,208 Now I feel a lot better about things after talking to you. 485 00:25:03,308 --> 00:25:05,576 I'm sure you'll make the right decision. 486 00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:08,518 I really think you're right. 487 00:25:08,618 --> 00:25:10,884 Having any luck? 488 00:25:10,984 --> 00:25:13,180 Sure, sure. 489 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,342 That's bullshit. 490 00:25:15,442 --> 00:25:16,442 Well? 491 00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:18,294 Not really. 492 00:25:19,197 --> 00:25:22,283 See those three girls over there? 493 00:25:22,383 --> 00:25:24,172 Hey do you know them? 494 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,435 It depends on what you mean by knowing. 495 00:25:25,535 --> 00:25:27,459 I mean you mean intellectually or carnally or... 496 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:28,945 Well do you! 497 00:25:29,045 --> 00:25:30,962 Nah, but I'd like to. 498 00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:36,296 Come on I'll show you the master at work. 499 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:42,542 ♫ Out here now worries - Hello ladies. 500 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:45,339 This is Mike, my name is Horse. 501 00:25:45,439 --> 00:25:46,987 They call me Horse. 502 00:25:47,999 --> 00:25:51,902 Would you like to know why they call me Horse? 503 00:25:52,002 --> 00:25:54,252 Because they can't call me anything else 504 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:58,162 once they see the size of my here. 505 00:25:58,262 --> 00:26:02,833 Right in here, everybody look, everybody looking? 506 00:26:02,933 --> 00:26:04,767 So what makes you think I'm interested? 507 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,832 A little bird told me. 508 00:26:07,671 --> 00:26:11,100 And my, how that little bird is growing! 509 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,085 Well let's say you turn me, 510 00:26:12,185 --> 00:26:14,458 there's lots of girls that turn me on. 511 00:26:14,558 --> 00:26:16,761 - I'll bet. - Listen if you don't 512 00:26:16,861 --> 00:26:19,270 stop that I'm gonna come all over my pants here. 513 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,230 All right, but that's just a sample. 514 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,206 All right, all right, just tell me where 515 00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:25,501 you want me and I'll be there. 516 00:26:25,601 --> 00:26:29,275 - Ah, no, you tell me! ♫ Here in the moonlight 517 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:33,397 ♫ We're together on a country night 518 00:26:33,497 --> 00:26:35,741 ♫ Here in the moonlight 519 00:26:35,841 --> 00:26:38,099 ♫ We're all alone 520 00:26:38,199 --> 00:26:40,487 ♫ On a country night 521 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:08,962 It seems like the things that change, 522 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:10,795 the more things remain the same. 523 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,117 - Yeah. - I mean like this weekend 524 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,369 it seems like time has stood still. 525 00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:18,154 Like we were 10 years, we were 10 years back. 526 00:27:18,254 --> 00:27:20,080 - Matt! - What? 527 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,432 Will you top talking and kiss me? 528 00:27:31,577 --> 00:27:34,819 It's time now to breath! 529 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,717 Time back in! 530 00:27:37,879 --> 00:27:39,991 - Mm, that's enough! - What do you mean 531 00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:41,389 that's enough? 532 00:27:41,489 --> 00:27:42,785 Haven't we just started? 533 00:27:42,885 --> 00:27:45,327 Uh-uh, bye bye! 534 00:27:45,427 --> 00:27:46,724 Bye bye? 535 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,000 I don't know. 536 00:28:15,411 --> 00:28:16,411 All right. 537 00:28:18,193 --> 00:28:22,438 Uh, you guys clean up, I got to dump a load. 538 00:28:22,538 --> 00:28:24,536 Holy shit my bed's full of crap! 539 00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,378 Yeow! 540 00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:28,289 What is going on? 541 00:28:28,389 --> 00:28:29,253 Sounds like someone's getting 542 00:28:29,353 --> 00:28:30,600 murdered in here! - Somebody Vaselined 543 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,350 the god damned toilet seat! 544 00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:33,836 All right, I want 545 00:28:33,936 --> 00:28:35,529 everybody in bed right now, 546 00:28:35,629 --> 00:28:36,851 and you'll clean up in the morning. 547 00:28:36,951 --> 00:28:38,557 Well my bed's full of fucking shaving cream! 548 00:28:38,657 --> 00:28:39,544 Well, look at it this way, 549 00:28:39,644 --> 00:28:41,308 you'll be able to shave in bed in the morning. 550 00:28:41,408 --> 00:28:43,218 All the bed frames are Vaselined! 551 00:28:43,318 --> 00:28:45,564 So a little Vaseline never hurt anybody! 552 00:28:45,664 --> 00:28:47,875 This is so true you silly savage you! 553 00:28:47,975 --> 00:28:49,273 Oh, goodnight! 554 00:28:52,044 --> 00:28:54,071 Did you do this? 555 00:28:54,171 --> 00:28:56,112 What makes you think I did it? 556 00:28:56,212 --> 00:28:58,184 What makes you think I did it! 557 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:04,015 I've been short-sheeted! 558 00:29:06,442 --> 00:29:07,442 Ugh! 559 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:09,296 God dammit! 560 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,414 I've been short-sheeted too! 561 00:29:12,514 --> 00:29:13,413 Goodnight guys. 562 00:29:13,513 --> 00:29:15,705 Oh! 563 00:29:15,805 --> 00:29:17,384 The girls did this! 564 00:29:17,484 --> 00:29:18,496 - What? - The girls did this, 565 00:29:18,596 --> 00:29:19,817 I'm positive they did! 566 00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:21,096 - What should we do about it? - I'm glad you 567 00:29:21,196 --> 00:29:21,950 brought that up! 568 00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:23,839 We gotta get back at 'em. 569 00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:25,694 - Yeah how? - Panty raid! 570 00:29:25,794 --> 00:29:27,402 Yeah! 571 00:29:27,502 --> 00:29:28,549 When when when? 572 00:29:28,649 --> 00:29:29,420 After that's when! 573 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,538 You sound ready, let's do it, let's do it now, 574 00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:33,097 right now! - Hey come on guys guys guys, 575 00:29:33,197 --> 00:29:34,636 did I ever tell you about the time 576 00:29:34,736 --> 00:29:36,140 that I picked up the stewardess? 577 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,372 - Nah. - Great! 578 00:29:38,241 --> 00:29:41,455 Well I was flying from San Fran to LA when this 579 00:29:41,555 --> 00:29:44,735 creature of incredible beauty comes up to me 580 00:29:44,835 --> 00:29:48,133 and she says "Hey, TWA coffee, TWA milk, 581 00:29:49,106 --> 00:29:51,523 "or TWA T and that means me!" 582 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,885 Shut up. 583 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:02,603 Does this article of bad taste belong to anyone? 584 00:30:02,703 --> 00:30:04,781 - Oh sorry! - Well try to keep 585 00:30:04,881 --> 00:30:07,737 your dirty laundry off my bed, okay? 586 00:30:07,837 --> 00:30:10,724 It was clean until you touched it. 587 00:30:13,959 --> 00:30:15,658 Don't you girls have anything better to do 588 00:30:15,758 --> 00:30:16,992 than to talk abut me? 589 00:30:17,092 --> 00:30:19,163 Oh we weren't saying anything bad! 590 00:30:19,263 --> 00:30:21,300 Even if you were, coming from you 591 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,506 it wouldn't mean anything. 592 00:30:22,606 --> 00:30:24,069 Now wait a minute Kim, if you're gonna 593 00:30:24,169 --> 00:30:26,254 pick on anybody pick on me. 594 00:30:26,354 --> 00:30:28,370 I wouldn't waste my time. 595 00:30:28,470 --> 00:30:30,181 Looking at you broads it's no wonder 596 00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:32,043 all the guys are chasing me. 597 00:30:32,143 --> 00:30:34,394 That's a laugh! 598 00:30:34,494 --> 00:30:37,068 You throw yourself at every guy in this camp! 599 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:40,246 By tomorrow you'll have to go to the butcher for fresh meat! 600 00:30:40,346 --> 00:30:41,346 Fuck off! 601 00:30:43,419 --> 00:30:45,082 So these two broads and me right, 602 00:30:45,182 --> 00:30:47,285 they beg me to drive to this secluded spot 603 00:30:47,385 --> 00:30:49,327 where nobody would bother us. 604 00:30:49,427 --> 00:30:53,144 And we all get into the back, and uh, 605 00:30:53,244 --> 00:30:57,980 well you guys can imagine all the possibilities. 606 00:31:00,405 --> 00:31:04,773 You guys want me to describe everything in detail? 607 00:31:04,873 --> 00:31:05,921 Are you sure? 608 00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:11,189 Hey, where is everybody? 609 00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:16,308 Those bastards left without me! 610 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,741 Everything under control? 611 00:31:18,841 --> 00:31:20,708 Well for the time being, yes. 612 00:31:20,808 --> 00:31:21,709 Good, good. 613 00:31:21,809 --> 00:31:24,790 - Keep up the good work. - Okay. 614 00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:26,766 - Joe. - Yeah, Herman? 615 00:31:26,866 --> 00:31:29,585 Yeah, boys' cabin in shape? 616 00:31:29,685 --> 00:31:31,229 I guess so. 617 00:31:31,329 --> 00:31:33,373 We could all use 618 00:31:33,473 --> 00:31:35,473 a nice peaceful evening. 619 00:31:37,077 --> 00:31:40,296 Jesus, the whole fucking staff is out there. 620 00:31:40,396 --> 00:31:43,580 Look, we gotta create a diversionary tactic 621 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,524 or it'll ruin the whole surprise. 622 00:31:44,624 --> 00:31:46,592 - We can start a fire! - Yeah we burn the camp 623 00:31:46,692 --> 00:31:47,886 down, I like it! 624 00:31:47,986 --> 00:31:49,431 Wait! 625 00:31:49,531 --> 00:31:51,008 There's this trash can over there, 626 00:31:51,108 --> 00:31:52,515 if we throw this little ruby in there, 627 00:31:52,615 --> 00:31:54,868 whoof, the explosion should distract them long enough! 628 00:31:54,968 --> 00:31:55,666 - Any... - Yeah! 629 00:31:55,766 --> 00:31:58,574 - ...volunteers? - Hey, you bastards left me! 630 00:31:58,674 --> 00:31:59,766 Yeah it was a defensive tactic, 631 00:31:59,866 --> 00:32:02,313 you were boring us to death, go away, go away! 632 00:32:02,413 --> 00:32:04,688 - You sure? - Kidding! 633 00:32:04,788 --> 00:32:07,841 Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back or what? 634 00:32:07,941 --> 00:32:10,073 He's a brave kid isn't he? 635 00:32:21,027 --> 00:32:22,444 Charge! 636 00:32:44,099 --> 00:32:47,167 Come on girls, let's get 'em! 637 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:54,038 Damn you, you beast, you beast! 638 00:32:55,704 --> 00:32:57,287 Hold it, hold it! 639 00:33:25,854 --> 00:33:28,354 Hey what's going on in here? 640 00:33:31,492 --> 00:33:34,746 Ah, ah ha, I like it, it's me! 641 00:33:57,361 --> 00:33:58,444 Hey George! 642 00:34:00,109 --> 00:34:01,109 George! 643 00:34:03,649 --> 00:34:04,649 Hey George! 644 00:34:05,803 --> 00:34:06,803 George! 645 00:34:07,574 --> 00:34:08,574 Ha! 646 00:34:09,733 --> 00:34:11,343 I don't think that was very funny! 647 00:34:11,443 --> 00:34:12,984 What's all the noise up in the camp? 648 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:14,915 Oh some of the boys are getting their rocks off 649 00:34:15,015 --> 00:34:15,996 with a panty raid. 650 00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:16,794 Oh yeah? 651 00:34:16,894 --> 00:34:18,506 Aren't you a little afraid of losing your panties? 652 00:34:18,606 --> 00:34:21,207 No, because I never wear them! 653 00:34:21,307 --> 00:34:22,307 Oh yeah? 654 00:34:26,974 --> 00:34:28,344 Oh! 655 00:34:31,554 --> 00:34:32,554 Oh... 656 00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:35,021 Oh yeah! 657 00:34:36,173 --> 00:34:37,421 Okay is everybody ready? 658 00:34:37,521 --> 00:34:38,219 - Yep. - Uh-huh. 659 00:34:38,319 --> 00:34:39,154 - Come on! - Cindi are you sure 660 00:34:39,254 --> 00:34:40,892 we ought to be doing this? 661 00:34:40,992 --> 00:34:43,878 Muffy, if we only did the things we ought to do 662 00:34:43,978 --> 00:34:45,573 life would be awfully boring. 663 00:34:45,673 --> 00:34:46,371 Let's go! 664 00:34:46,471 --> 00:34:47,757 - All right! - Yeah! 665 00:34:47,857 --> 00:34:49,155 Yeah! 666 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,835 Oh come on! 667 00:35:01,635 --> 00:35:02,783 Yeah! 668 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:03,962 George! 669 00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:05,279 Hey let's get out of here! 670 00:35:05,379 --> 00:35:06,561 Oh no let's have round two! 671 00:35:06,661 --> 00:35:07,661 Not now! 672 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,573 Well why if we get caught I'll just tell him 673 00:35:09,673 --> 00:35:10,738 it was me who raped you! 674 00:35:10,838 --> 00:35:13,679 Very funny, put this on and get your ass out the window! 675 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:17,332 Boy you sure know how to ruin a good time. 676 00:35:17,432 --> 00:35:19,536 Hey we're gonna have to do this again some time. 677 00:35:19,636 --> 00:35:22,101 Yeah well don't count on it. 678 00:35:24,981 --> 00:35:27,935 Oh Georgie, you forgot something! 679 00:35:28,035 --> 00:35:29,035 Ha! 680 00:35:31,726 --> 00:35:34,235 - What are you doing in here? - Why I'm working. 681 00:35:34,335 --> 00:35:36,036 Yeah I bet you were 682 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,752 working, and I know who you were working on! 683 00:35:38,852 --> 00:35:40,556 - You do? - Yeah! 684 00:35:40,656 --> 00:35:41,512 Look at that, 685 00:35:41,612 --> 00:35:43,283 boy I want what's inside here, 686 00:35:43,383 --> 00:35:44,581 hey I want it I want it! 687 00:35:44,681 --> 00:35:47,058 Oh, and look at this, look, who could fit into this! 688 00:35:47,158 --> 00:35:48,491 Can you believe it? 689 00:35:48,591 --> 00:35:49,854 Hold it, hold it! 690 00:35:49,954 --> 00:35:51,847 These are my shorts, I lost it... 691 00:35:51,947 --> 00:35:54,036 - You are a pervert! - Sorry, I'm sorry! 692 00:36:04,887 --> 00:36:06,220 Let's get 'em! 693 00:36:15,523 --> 00:36:16,368 Cut it out! 694 00:36:16,468 --> 00:36:17,801 This is so cold! 695 00:36:18,657 --> 00:36:21,016 May I please have your attention! 696 00:36:21,116 --> 00:36:24,460 The schedule for this morning is as follows. 697 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,448 Calisthenics at the main athletic field in 10 minutes. 698 00:36:28,548 --> 00:36:30,906 Everyone is expected to participate. 699 00:36:31,006 --> 00:36:33,149 Breakfast comes next, followed by 700 00:36:33,249 --> 00:36:35,422 group leadership training projects. 701 00:36:45,863 --> 00:36:47,446 Uh, one more thing. 702 00:36:48,763 --> 00:36:52,474 Will anyone who has in his possession the under, 703 00:36:52,574 --> 00:36:54,372 the panty, the uh, uh, 704 00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,898 please return all items of clothing not your own 705 00:37:01,998 --> 00:37:05,262 to a table that's been set up under the totem pole 706 00:37:05,362 --> 00:37:08,657 so the rightful owners may claim their property. 707 00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:14,614 And so in keeping with the themes of this weekend, 708 00:37:14,714 --> 00:37:17,929 commitment, leadership, responsibility, 709 00:37:18,871 --> 00:37:21,082 - Here it comes again. - we've created a 710 00:37:21,182 --> 00:37:23,324 leadership training activity designed 711 00:37:23,424 --> 00:37:27,254 to reinforce your pride in your surroundings. 712 00:37:27,354 --> 00:37:30,602 Not only that, but also pride in accomplishment. 713 00:37:30,702 --> 00:37:33,915 Now each staff member will call out the names on 714 00:37:34,015 --> 00:37:37,526 his or her list, and the group that does 715 00:37:37,626 --> 00:37:40,091 the best job will win a prize! 716 00:37:40,956 --> 00:37:43,242 Probably another glorious weekend in Camp Malibu. 717 00:37:43,342 --> 00:37:45,558 Yeah and second prize is probably a whole month. 718 00:37:45,658 --> 00:37:49,004 I'm not real sure I understand what we're supposed to do. 719 00:37:49,104 --> 00:37:51,342 I'm afraid they're gonna put us to work. 720 00:37:51,442 --> 00:37:53,157 - Well guys? - No way! 721 00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:33,838 Hey listen to me, I got some real hot news! 722 00:38:33,938 --> 00:38:35,727 We the men of cabin two are having a little contest 723 00:38:35,827 --> 00:38:37,761 of our own, I already have here let's see 724 00:38:37,861 --> 00:38:40,929 10 people signed up, that's $1 per person, winner take all! 725 00:38:41,029 --> 00:38:42,029 What do we gotta do? 726 00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,512 We'll refer to it as the fantastic feces contest. 727 00:38:46,612 --> 00:38:47,635 Uh, I don't get it. 728 00:38:47,735 --> 00:38:49,682 You will my dear, the rules are very simple, 729 00:38:49,782 --> 00:38:52,303 the longest one wins and it's gotta be in one piece. 730 00:38:52,403 --> 00:38:53,978 And with Bertha's food already our stomach 731 00:38:54,078 --> 00:38:56,969 we can expect some real whoppers! 732 00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:58,814 Who wants to sign up? 733 00:38:58,914 --> 00:39:00,624 I still don't get it. 734 00:39:00,724 --> 00:39:01,788 Stupid. 735 00:39:01,888 --> 00:39:04,408 And so since all work and no play 736 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:07,807 make us all very dull, fun is the order of the day 737 00:39:07,907 --> 00:39:09,151 for the rest of the afternoon! 738 00:39:09,251 --> 00:39:12,304 Oh boy, can't wait to here this one. 739 00:39:12,404 --> 00:39:15,171 Now the staff and I have organized a series of contests 740 00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:17,208 in which... - Speaking of contests, 741 00:39:17,308 --> 00:39:18,974 who's winning? - So far Horace is. 742 00:39:19,074 --> 00:39:20,670 But just by a fraction of an inch. 743 00:39:20,770 --> 00:39:23,301 And to add to the spice of the proceedings, 744 00:39:23,401 --> 00:39:25,199 the two teams will be, 745 00:39:26,595 --> 00:39:28,307 the boys against the girls! 746 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:31,006 Yeah, I wouldn't mind being up against her! 747 00:39:31,106 --> 00:39:33,670 The contests consist of various athletic 748 00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:35,542 and non-athletic events! 749 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:38,027 How can we be expected to compete against the boys? 750 00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:39,854 I don't know, but it could be fun. 751 00:39:39,954 --> 00:39:44,347 Okay everybody, let the competition begin! 752 00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:42,224 Good evening ladies and gentlemen, 753 00:40:42,324 --> 00:40:45,496 this is your announcer, Herman Samuels, 754 00:40:45,596 --> 00:40:48,673 inviting you to join us for the first 755 00:40:48,773 --> 00:40:51,881 annual Camp Malibu Competition Games! 756 00:40:53,271 --> 00:40:57,279 This event not only attracts multitudes of great 757 00:40:57,379 --> 00:41:01,418 athletes who have at one time or another rose. 758 00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:56,762 But also throngs of rabid spectators, 759 00:41:56,862 --> 00:42:00,120 each of whom has asked me for my autograph! 760 00:42:34,624 --> 00:42:38,599 And to break the tie the judges have decided 761 00:42:38,699 --> 00:42:42,639 the final contest will be a flag football game. 762 00:42:42,739 --> 00:42:44,454 The rules are simple. 763 00:42:45,449 --> 00:42:48,603 The boys must pull off both the girl's flags 764 00:42:48,703 --> 00:42:51,251 while the girls merely have to touch 765 00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:53,233 the boys with one hand! 766 00:42:54,374 --> 00:42:57,059 Give me a G, give me an I! 767 00:42:57,159 --> 00:42:58,838 Come on at me baby doll I'm ready! 768 00:42:58,938 --> 00:43:00,798 Give me an R! 769 00:43:00,898 --> 00:43:02,688 Give me an L! 770 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:04,048 I don't care which one gets it, 771 00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:05,373 come on I'm ready for more! 772 00:43:05,473 --> 00:43:06,688 Give me an L! 773 00:43:10,131 --> 00:43:11,131 Girls! 774 00:43:11,979 --> 00:43:13,814 Three, six, nine, hike! 775 00:43:30,026 --> 00:43:31,212 - Side run. - Yeah you got me! 776 00:43:31,312 --> 00:43:32,888 Come on man, yeah! 777 00:43:32,988 --> 00:43:34,050 Ah, what's the strategy? 778 00:43:34,150 --> 00:43:35,442 Okay, Horse go down in the middle, 779 00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,764 - Ricky the same. - You got it. 780 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,664 Okay, I'll fake a hand off to you, okay, ready, 781 00:43:38,764 --> 00:43:39,462 break! - Go! 782 00:43:39,562 --> 00:43:42,830 Kill 'em, get 'em, rape and pillage. 783 00:43:42,930 --> 00:43:44,212 Come on Horse! 784 00:43:44,312 --> 00:43:45,389 Hike! 785 00:43:52,164 --> 00:43:54,101 Okay you guys we gotta win this thing! 786 00:43:54,201 --> 00:43:56,241 You gotta be kidding, they're not gonna let us win! 787 00:43:56,341 --> 00:43:58,212 Trust me, the first thing we gotta do is 788 00:43:58,312 --> 00:43:59,983 work on our on-side kick! 789 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,685 What's an on-side kick? 790 00:44:01,785 --> 00:44:03,431 Well I don't now but well figure it out later. 791 00:44:03,531 --> 00:44:05,782 Ooh sa sassa, ooh sa sassa, 792 00:44:05,882 --> 00:44:08,501 hit him on the head with a big kielbasa! 793 00:44:22,738 --> 00:44:25,075 Cut, hold it, hold it! 794 00:44:25,175 --> 00:44:26,480 Hike! 795 00:44:45,570 --> 00:44:47,007 Hike! 796 00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:57,042 Foul! 797 00:45:04,713 --> 00:45:06,608 They can't win this football game! 798 00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:07,969 You hear me? 799 00:45:08,069 --> 00:45:09,260 Ready? 800 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,218 - Ready, break! - Yeah! 801 00:45:10,318 --> 00:45:12,902 Kind of go easy stuff now, right now! 802 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:15,273 Now that we got the ball, what do we do with it? 803 00:45:15,373 --> 00:45:18,248 This will probably be the last play of the game girls. 804 00:45:18,348 --> 00:45:21,189 Okay now listen, we're gonna run a triple reverse! 805 00:45:21,289 --> 00:45:23,026 Are you out of your mind? 806 00:45:23,126 --> 00:45:24,137 Probably. 807 00:45:24,237 --> 00:45:25,179 Ready? 808 00:45:25,279 --> 00:45:26,886 - Break! - Go! 809 00:45:40,015 --> 00:45:41,834 Let's go guys, beat the shit out of 'em! 810 00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,469 Hey old duck, hey old ducks, come on, shoo! 811 00:46:26,712 --> 00:46:28,015 - Oh doctor? - Yes? 812 00:46:28,115 --> 00:46:31,123 Oh doctor, I'd really appreciate if you can 813 00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:34,262 check out my ankle, I think I sprained it! 814 00:46:35,427 --> 00:46:36,427 - Here? - No! 815 00:46:37,345 --> 00:46:38,731 The infirmary! 816 00:46:38,831 --> 00:46:40,147 Oh, oh, oh. 817 00:46:40,247 --> 00:46:44,040 Now tell me, how long have you been having these pains? 818 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,938 Over a half an hour! 819 00:46:48,926 --> 00:46:51,808 Don't be a bad sport, cheer up! 820 00:46:51,908 --> 00:46:54,820 - Or what? - Maybe for me. 821 00:46:56,517 --> 00:46:58,303 The competition isn't over, yet. 822 00:46:58,403 --> 00:47:00,705 - What do you mean? - Hey Ricky, get in here! 823 00:47:00,805 --> 00:47:02,116 Terry's about to make history! 824 00:47:02,216 --> 00:47:03,988 I'll bet the Guinness World Book of Records 825 00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:06,970 has nothing like this on its hands! 826 00:47:11,977 --> 00:47:14,894 Well. 827 00:47:22,282 --> 00:47:26,449 Oh I just love the way this feels against my naked body! 828 00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:30,554 Well, tell me now, 829 00:47:32,727 --> 00:47:34,477 where's that problem? 830 00:47:35,349 --> 00:47:37,764 Oh you see doctor I uh, 831 00:47:37,864 --> 00:47:40,813 I've got this itch, and nobody I know 832 00:47:40,913 --> 00:47:43,793 has been able to scratch it, yet. 833 00:47:43,893 --> 00:47:47,939 Well uh, have you tried calamine lotion? 834 00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:50,636 No, have you tried this? 835 00:47:50,736 --> 00:47:51,736 Oh. 836 00:47:54,183 --> 00:47:55,532 - No. - Ladies and gentlemen 837 00:47:55,632 --> 00:47:57,118 we have a winner! 838 00:47:57,218 --> 00:47:59,135 - All right! - At 13 inches and still 839 00:47:59,235 --> 00:48:01,203 moving around on the bathroom floor, 840 00:48:01,303 --> 00:48:03,237 the winner, of cabin two's first annual 841 00:48:03,337 --> 00:48:06,137 fantastic feces contest is! 842 00:48:06,237 --> 00:48:07,619 Jerry! 843 00:48:09,878 --> 00:48:10,946 How gross! 844 00:48:11,046 --> 00:48:13,108 If you ladies think that was gross, 845 00:48:13,208 --> 00:48:15,004 wait till you find out what you'll be measuring 846 00:48:15,104 --> 00:48:16,819 in tonight's contest! 847 00:48:17,945 --> 00:48:19,431 Yeah! 848 00:48:19,531 --> 00:48:21,445 Row row row your boat! 849 00:48:21,545 --> 00:48:23,389 Gently down the stream. 850 00:48:23,489 --> 00:48:27,762 Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream. 851 00:48:27,862 --> 00:48:31,970 Row row row your boat gently down the stream! 852 00:48:32,070 --> 00:48:35,739 Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream! 853 00:48:35,839 --> 00:48:38,350 We want the girls! 854 00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:40,992 We want the girls! 855 00:49:01,034 --> 00:49:03,232 The boat the boat ah the boat! 856 00:49:03,332 --> 00:49:07,158 The boat, ah the boat, the boat, ah the boat! 857 00:49:07,258 --> 00:49:09,947 Ah the boat, oh ah! 858 00:49:10,047 --> 00:49:12,775 Oh I love that one... 859 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:15,534 oh, oh the stream... 860 00:49:15,634 --> 00:49:18,762 - There you go boys. - You guys disgust me. 861 00:49:18,862 --> 00:49:20,899 A little salad hmm? 862 00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:22,967 - Mmm, yum! - Mmm good! 863 00:49:23,067 --> 00:49:26,081 And some spaghetti for Matt. 864 00:49:26,181 --> 00:49:28,349 Okay, all right, very good. 865 00:49:28,449 --> 00:49:30,582 I don't like this one bit. 866 00:49:30,682 --> 00:49:31,380 Me neither. 867 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,397 May I please have your attention! 868 00:49:35,335 --> 00:49:38,574 Thank you, I'd like to congratulate the girls on 869 00:49:38,674 --> 00:49:40,642 their victory in today's competition. 870 00:49:40,742 --> 00:49:42,141 Yay! 871 00:49:42,241 --> 00:49:44,965 Bravo, yay women! 872 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:48,865 Now, the announcement you've all been waiting for. 873 00:49:48,965 --> 00:49:51,930 Tonight's activity will be, a disco! 874 00:49:55,498 --> 00:49:58,193 And the theme for the disco will be, 875 00:49:58,293 --> 00:50:00,397 Nights of Arabia! 876 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:01,383 And what does that mean? 877 00:50:01,483 --> 00:50:04,294 Everyone will have to improvise some sort of costume, 878 00:50:04,394 --> 00:50:07,011 within the bounds of good taste. 879 00:50:07,111 --> 00:50:09,661 And the winners will receive a, 880 00:50:09,761 --> 00:50:12,342 uh, receive a prize so fabulous 881 00:50:13,252 --> 00:50:15,005 I can't tell you what it is! 882 00:50:16,468 --> 00:50:18,929 Yeah probably the same prize he forgot to award at lunch. 883 00:50:19,029 --> 00:50:20,998 Muffy you take the spaghetti, you take the punch, 884 00:50:21,098 --> 00:50:22,653 Jenny the pie, ready? 885 00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:23,959 All right. 886 00:50:57,693 --> 00:50:59,610 Hey what's going on... 887 00:51:36,004 --> 00:51:39,087 Hey guys, how's it, how's it going? 888 00:51:41,436 --> 00:51:43,269 We're getting there. 889 00:51:48,654 --> 00:51:51,541 I like 'em bareback! 890 00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:54,594 Jeez I'm not gonna dress in those dumb rags. 891 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,140 That really figures Pammy, 892 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,978 'cause you never getting into anything do you? 893 00:51:59,078 --> 00:52:01,454 No Jenny I. 894 00:52:01,554 --> 00:52:02,628 Do you really think you'll be able 895 00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:03,809 to teach me how to dance? 896 00:52:03,909 --> 00:52:06,428 Oh of course Muffy, no prob. 897 00:52:06,528 --> 00:52:09,643 Hey, what do you guys think about this? 898 00:52:09,743 --> 00:52:11,625 Uh, uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 899 00:52:12,926 --> 00:52:14,093 You, sit down. 900 00:52:15,551 --> 00:52:19,160 Linda, we are going to make you beautiful. 901 00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:21,773 - These have got to come off. - But I can't see anything! 902 00:52:21,873 --> 00:52:23,200 I don't care, fake it! 903 00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:25,971 And the hair is gonna come down! 904 00:52:26,071 --> 00:52:27,457 My mom likes this hairdo! 905 00:52:27,557 --> 00:52:30,557 Your mommy isn't at camp with you. 906 00:52:43,533 --> 00:52:44,901 I got to go for. 907 00:52:45,001 --> 00:52:46,746 Well what's the hurry? 908 00:52:46,846 --> 00:52:49,062 I got to figure out my costume for tonight! 909 00:52:49,162 --> 00:52:50,377 You should too. 910 00:52:51,468 --> 00:52:52,801 Just one more. 911 00:52:58,382 --> 00:52:59,715 - See ya! - Okay. 912 00:53:57,196 --> 00:53:59,171 Mrs. Samuels? 913 00:54:00,903 --> 00:54:02,758 Mrs. Samuels are you okay? 914 00:54:02,858 --> 00:54:04,025 I mean is there anything I can do? 915 00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:05,769 No. 916 00:54:05,869 --> 00:54:07,199 All right. 917 00:54:07,299 --> 00:54:10,132 Yes, sit with me. 918 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,457 Sure. 919 00:54:14,904 --> 00:54:18,204 I'll be all right, I just needed a good cry. 920 00:54:18,304 --> 00:54:19,631 Why? 921 00:54:19,731 --> 00:54:21,776 Oh lots of reasons. 922 00:54:21,876 --> 00:54:24,354 Things you probably wouldn't understand, 923 00:54:24,454 --> 00:54:27,248 til you get a little older. 924 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:28,348 Like what? 925 00:54:29,434 --> 00:54:34,040 Oh, things like loneliness, 926 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,438 and getting old. 927 00:54:39,353 --> 00:54:43,256 When I see all you kids with all that vitality and, 928 00:54:43,356 --> 00:54:46,988 I get envious, do you know what that's like? 929 00:54:48,409 --> 00:54:52,326 You still, have time Matt, to change your life, 930 00:54:53,561 --> 00:54:55,644 and it's too late for me. 931 00:54:59,577 --> 00:55:00,660 Why? 932 00:55:02,496 --> 00:55:04,299 Oh Matt look at me, 933 00:55:04,399 --> 00:55:06,132 I'm 35 years old! 934 00:55:06,232 --> 00:55:08,232 And I'm losing my looks. 935 00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:14,288 I think you're a very beautiful woman. 936 00:55:14,388 --> 00:55:15,891 Oh you're just saying that. 937 00:55:15,991 --> 00:55:18,991 No, I really mean it, I really do! 938 00:55:20,979 --> 00:55:21,979 Kiss me. 939 00:55:24,473 --> 00:55:26,595 It's all right, there's no one around. 940 00:55:26,695 --> 00:55:28,848 Mrs. Samuels, I don't, you know... 941 00:55:43,043 --> 00:55:44,807 What? 942 00:55:44,907 --> 00:55:46,657 I don't know, uh... 943 00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:51,396 Try again. 944 00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:57,561 No, Matt, easy, easy now! 945 00:55:57,661 --> 00:55:59,691 I'm sorry. 946 00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:02,208 No, I'm, I'm sorry, I just... 947 00:56:03,406 --> 00:56:05,620 Don't be sorry Matt. 948 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:07,213 I'm not. 949 00:56:07,313 --> 00:56:09,328 M- M-M-Mrs. Samuels? 950 00:56:09,428 --> 00:56:11,474 Matt, come here. 951 00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:57,683 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme 952 00:56:57,783 --> 00:56:59,680 ♫ Gimme gimme your love 953 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:03,452 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 954 00:57:03,552 --> 00:57:06,274 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme, whoo 955 00:57:06,374 --> 00:57:09,172 ♫ Gimme your love 956 00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:14,622 ♫ You set my heart on fire, whoo 957 00:57:14,722 --> 00:57:18,489 ♫ Taken by desire, oh 958 00:57:18,589 --> 00:57:22,080 ♫ You got me going now, I can't wait 959 00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:25,639 ♫ So I can have you out and party with me 960 00:57:25,739 --> 00:57:29,222 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 961 00:57:29,322 --> 00:57:32,771 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 962 00:57:32,871 --> 00:57:35,699 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme, whoo 963 00:57:35,799 --> 00:57:38,597 ♫ Gimme your love 964 00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:41,206 ♫ Whoa 965 00:57:41,306 --> 00:57:45,473 ♫ We will sail together now, you and I 966 00:57:46,310 --> 00:57:50,143 ♫ Oh, together we'll discover 967 00:57:51,498 --> 00:57:53,748 ♫ Paradise 968 00:57:54,907 --> 00:57:58,286 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 969 00:57:58,386 --> 00:58:01,731 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 970 00:58:01,831 --> 00:58:04,142 You want to, you know... 971 00:58:04,242 --> 00:58:05,746 Oh sure. 972 00:58:05,846 --> 00:58:07,607 I love to dance! 973 00:58:07,707 --> 00:58:08,707 Dance? 974 00:58:12,947 --> 00:58:15,309 - Are you okay? - Sure, why? 975 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:17,197 You're so quiet. 976 00:58:17,297 --> 00:58:19,797 I'm sorry, I'll get with it. 977 00:58:24,533 --> 00:58:27,895 Hi, I'm Steve, you're really a foxy chick, 978 00:58:27,995 --> 00:58:29,212 I don't believe we've met. 979 00:58:29,312 --> 00:58:30,459 I'm Linda you dummy. 980 00:58:30,559 --> 00:58:33,367 - Huh? - That's Linda all right. 981 00:58:33,467 --> 00:58:36,314 Wait, wait a minute, hold it, hold it, wait a minute... 982 00:58:56,436 --> 00:58:58,708 Horse my boy, having fun? 983 00:58:58,808 --> 00:59:00,100 Oh yeah. 984 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,422 Good, good. 985 00:59:01,522 --> 00:59:04,823 Uh, when you get home be sure and tell your folks about us. 986 00:59:04,923 --> 00:59:06,200 You know, how much fun you had, 987 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:08,697 and, about the camp's problem, you know. 988 00:59:08,797 --> 00:59:10,012 Okay, I will. 989 00:59:11,091 --> 00:59:14,158 By the way, how's your father's export business doing? 990 00:59:14,258 --> 00:59:15,258 - Not. - Eh? 991 00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:17,378 Bankrupt. 992 00:59:17,478 --> 00:59:18,746 Oh, oh. 993 00:59:20,233 --> 00:59:24,066 I can't believe you're eating all that food! 994 00:59:25,119 --> 00:59:27,336 Don't worry, I saved plenty of room 995 00:59:27,436 --> 00:59:30,123 to eat you for dessert my little sugar plumb. 996 00:59:41,392 --> 00:59:44,323 I wanna get laid tonight! 997 00:59:44,423 --> 00:59:47,423 You heard me, I want a man, tonight! 998 00:59:48,561 --> 00:59:52,081 - Are your sure? - Of course I'm sure! 999 00:59:52,181 --> 00:59:54,610 What's the matter, aren't I as good as anybody else? 1000 00:59:54,710 --> 00:59:57,493 Oh of course you are Muffy! 1001 00:59:57,593 --> 01:00:00,212 Well do you have anybody in particular in mind? 1002 01:00:00,312 --> 01:00:02,897 Well, after eliminating the boys you guys 1003 01:00:02,997 --> 01:00:05,379 are interested in, I decided, 1004 01:00:06,688 --> 01:00:07,688 on him! 1005 01:00:09,045 --> 01:00:09,978 Him? 1006 01:00:10,078 --> 01:00:11,756 Are you kidding? 1007 01:00:11,856 --> 01:00:13,773 No I'm quite serious. 1008 01:00:14,999 --> 01:00:17,216 Hey, w-w-w-where you taking us? 1009 01:00:17,316 --> 01:00:19,463 Shut up and come with us! 1010 01:00:19,563 --> 01:00:21,649 For the camp's sake, why don't you have 1011 01:00:21,749 --> 01:00:23,155 them send your sister up? 1012 01:00:23,255 --> 01:00:24,488 My sister? 1013 01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:28,755 No way, not with all this smoking and boozing around here! 1014 01:00:31,134 --> 01:00:35,134 Horse, how would you like to get laid tonight? 1015 01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:40,566 Do you care who it is? 1016 01:00:40,666 --> 01:00:41,881 Are you sure? 1017 01:00:44,094 --> 01:00:45,094 Follow us. 1018 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:50,853 Hey what about me guys? 1019 01:00:58,190 --> 01:00:59,542 Horse! 1020 01:00:59,642 --> 01:01:01,809 This is very special weed. 1021 01:01:02,703 --> 01:01:05,953 It will turn a nun into a nymphomaniac. 1022 01:01:49,594 --> 01:01:51,824 I don't have any brothers or sisters. 1023 01:01:51,924 --> 01:01:53,581 You don't? 1024 01:01:53,681 --> 01:01:56,348 Couldn't your family adopt some? 1025 01:02:00,565 --> 01:02:02,997 Hey, hey what do I do next? 1026 01:02:03,097 --> 01:02:06,144 What do you mean what do I do next? 1027 01:02:06,244 --> 01:02:08,816 Haven't you ever been alone with a girl before? 1028 01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:11,273 Sure I have. 1029 01:02:11,373 --> 01:02:13,540 - No. - Are you shitting me? 1030 01:02:14,807 --> 01:02:16,117 Will you cut it out and tell me what 1031 01:02:16,217 --> 01:02:17,963 I'm supposed to do next? 1032 01:02:18,063 --> 01:02:19,774 Hello, hello Simba. 1033 01:02:19,874 --> 01:02:23,256 Hello! 1034 01:02:36,395 --> 01:02:37,395 Wow. 1035 01:02:38,950 --> 01:02:40,737 That's wonderful water. 1036 01:02:40,837 --> 01:02:41,837 Yeah. 1037 01:02:42,514 --> 01:02:45,633 That's the best water I ever had! 1038 01:02:45,733 --> 01:02:47,198 It's, it's, clean, 1039 01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:50,707 and it's cool, and fresh... 1040 01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:53,857 And wet. 1041 01:02:53,957 --> 01:02:55,207 Wet, yeah. 1042 01:03:42,397 --> 01:03:44,917 Tell me, do you think a slave and his mistress 1043 01:03:45,017 --> 01:03:47,268 could ever find true happiness together? 1044 01:03:47,368 --> 01:03:51,535 That's very possible doctor, you don't look like a slave. 1045 01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:55,066 Well that's because my sheets haven't come back 1046 01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:56,698 yet from the laundry. 1047 01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:58,261 What's your excuse? 1048 01:03:58,361 --> 01:04:00,237 You know, with your family's connections, 1049 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:01,939 I'm sure they could help us out. 1050 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:05,075 I don't know about that, but I'd like to help you out! 1051 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,845 - How? - You know, 1052 01:04:06,945 --> 01:04:08,538 tit for tat! 1053 01:04:12,908 --> 01:04:14,657 How does this feel? 1054 01:04:14,757 --> 01:04:16,305 Terrific! 1055 01:04:17,716 --> 01:04:19,897 Oh that feels so good! 1056 01:04:19,997 --> 01:04:22,208 Ah, oh shit, I gotta go! 1057 01:04:23,302 --> 01:04:24,275 - Why? - Never mind! 1058 01:04:24,375 --> 01:04:27,042 Don't worry, I'll be right back. 1059 01:04:33,112 --> 01:04:34,112 Well? 1060 01:04:36,789 --> 01:04:39,622 Make, make yourself comfortable. 1061 01:04:44,632 --> 01:04:48,132 Can I, can I get you a drink or something? 1062 01:04:49,127 --> 01:04:50,960 Scotch, straight up. 1063 01:05:06,434 --> 01:05:08,101 Straight up it is! 1064 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,577 To us! 1065 01:05:20,982 --> 01:05:22,065 Undress me! 1066 01:05:24,423 --> 01:05:25,423 Sure. 1067 01:05:34,727 --> 01:05:37,310 Okay take me over to the bed. 1068 01:05:47,075 --> 01:05:48,075 Hurry up! 1069 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:52,990 Oh! 1070 01:05:58,379 --> 01:05:59,478 Is the camera in position? 1071 01:05:59,578 --> 01:06:02,797 - Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! - Because they are! 1072 01:06:02,897 --> 01:06:06,362 Ready, rolling, sex at its best, take one. 1073 01:06:08,663 --> 01:06:09,663 Action! 1074 01:06:10,838 --> 01:06:12,825 Okay doctor, you're gonna do 1075 01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:15,842 everything I want you to do, right? 1076 01:06:16,951 --> 01:06:19,618 - Right. - Okay kiss my fingers. 1077 01:06:22,810 --> 01:06:24,143 Harder, come on! 1078 01:06:26,143 --> 01:06:30,226 Okay that's good, I want you to bite my neck now! 1079 01:06:31,902 --> 01:06:32,902 Ooh, my ear! 1080 01:06:34,712 --> 01:06:35,712 Come on! 1081 01:06:37,047 --> 01:06:38,746 Okay that's good. 1082 01:06:38,846 --> 01:06:41,679 Now I want you to kiss my breasts. 1083 01:06:44,179 --> 01:06:45,179 Good. 1084 01:06:47,633 --> 01:06:48,633 Good. 1085 01:06:50,496 --> 01:06:54,079 Now, I know what you want and I want it to. 1086 01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:59,952 I'm gonna walk all over you with my heels. 1087 01:07:00,052 --> 01:07:01,052 Oh, great. 1088 01:07:03,745 --> 01:07:06,514 Okay I want you to kiss my toe first. 1089 01:07:06,614 --> 01:07:08,622 Could we talk about this for a moment or so? 1090 01:07:08,722 --> 01:07:10,745 Come on and kiss it! 1091 01:07:13,265 --> 01:07:15,759 How does that feel? 1092 01:07:15,859 --> 01:07:16,652 Great! 1093 01:07:16,752 --> 01:07:18,252 Ay, yi yi yi yi! 1094 01:07:19,158 --> 01:07:22,461 Wow, look at that! 1095 01:07:22,561 --> 01:07:24,418 I wonder if this is how Roman Polanski got his start. 1096 01:07:24,518 --> 01:07:26,819 Harder! 1097 01:07:26,919 --> 01:07:28,339 Come on doctor harder! 1098 01:07:28,439 --> 01:07:29,983 Wait, I'm coming. 1099 01:07:39,687 --> 01:07:42,052 This. 1100 01:07:42,152 --> 01:07:43,516 - Oh god. - It was an 1101 01:07:43,616 --> 01:07:44,910 Academy Award Performance! 1102 01:07:45,010 --> 01:07:47,551 You know it, now let's get this equipment back like fast! 1103 01:07:47,651 --> 01:07:50,366 - Let's go, let's go! - Quiet, shoo! 1104 01:07:53,353 --> 01:07:56,841 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1105 01:07:56,941 --> 01:08:00,394 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1106 01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:03,327 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme, whoo 1107 01:08:03,427 --> 01:08:06,225 ♫ Gimme your love 1108 01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:11,629 ♫ You set my heart afire, whoo 1109 01:08:11,729 --> 01:08:15,422 ♫ Taken my desire, oh 1110 01:08:15,522 --> 01:08:19,034 ♫ You got me going now, I can't wait 1111 01:08:19,134 --> 01:08:22,560 ♫ So I can have you out and party with me 1112 01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:26,157 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1113 01:08:26,257 --> 01:08:29,719 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1114 01:08:29,819 --> 01:08:32,409 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme, whoo 1115 01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:35,307 ♫ Gimme your love 1116 01:08:36,214 --> 01:08:38,009 ♫ Oh oh 1117 01:08:38,109 --> 01:08:40,779 ♫ We will sail together now 1118 01:08:40,879 --> 01:08:43,511 ♫ You and I, oh 1119 01:08:45,173 --> 01:08:49,340 ♫ Together we'll discover paradise 1120 01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:55,148 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1121 01:08:57,085 --> 01:09:01,252 Yowsa yowsa yowsa, may I have your attention please! 1122 01:09:02,183 --> 01:09:04,292 We will now view videotaped 1123 01:09:04,392 --> 01:09:07,713 highlights of today's activities! 1124 01:09:07,813 --> 01:09:09,317 Uh-oh. 1125 01:09:15,646 --> 01:09:18,655 - Whoo, whoo whoo! - Good evening ladies 1126 01:09:18,755 --> 01:09:23,221 and gentlemen, this is your announcer, Herman Samuels, 1127 01:09:23,321 --> 01:09:27,818 advising you to join us at the first annual camp... 1128 01:09:37,656 --> 01:09:38,656 - Oh! - Whoo! 1129 01:09:40,706 --> 01:09:43,373 Sock it to her Dr. Fox! 1130 01:09:44,749 --> 01:09:46,973 - Make her the man! - Hey Dr. Fox, 1131 01:09:47,073 --> 01:09:49,227 can I be next, any sloppy seconds? 1132 01:09:49,327 --> 01:09:52,686 - Um, shit Pam! - Hey Pam, when do I get some? 1133 01:09:52,786 --> 01:09:54,853 Whoo, whoo! 1134 01:09:56,056 --> 01:09:58,421 What's going on here? 1135 01:10:00,573 --> 01:10:01,789 Ah! 1136 01:10:07,601 --> 01:10:09,018 The party's over. 1137 01:10:10,552 --> 01:10:12,094 Where are we going? 1138 01:10:12,194 --> 01:10:14,130 If I tell 'ya it will ruin the surprise! 1139 01:10:14,230 --> 01:10:16,172 I don't like surprise! 1140 01:10:16,272 --> 01:10:18,144 You'll like this one! 1141 01:10:18,244 --> 01:10:22,445 Oh Horse, look at the stars, they're beautiful! 1142 01:10:22,545 --> 01:10:24,988 I want to fly up to them! 1143 01:10:25,088 --> 01:10:27,260 Hey Mike, Mike, you gotta let me use your van! 1144 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,510 - Gee I don't know. - Come on anything, 1145 01:10:28,610 --> 01:10:29,542 I'll do anything for you! 1146 01:10:29,642 --> 01:10:30,539 I gotta have it buddy. 1147 01:10:30,639 --> 01:10:32,152 Can I watch? 1148 01:10:32,252 --> 01:10:33,897 Mike don't do this to me. 1149 01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:35,277 All right, all right, it was just an idea, 1150 01:10:35,377 --> 01:10:38,519 just an idea, you can have it, the keys are in there. 1151 01:10:38,619 --> 01:10:41,792 Yeah, you're a pal, you're a buddy, you're a pal. 1152 01:10:48,628 --> 01:10:50,961 You want to go for a walk? 1153 01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:55,683 Mrs. Samuels, I uh, 1154 01:10:58,649 --> 01:11:02,304 I just want to, well I really don't know how 1155 01:11:02,404 --> 01:11:03,136 to say this but I.. 1156 01:11:03,236 --> 01:11:07,428 You don't have to, I understand. 1157 01:11:07,528 --> 01:11:08,743 You want Cindi. 1158 01:11:10,658 --> 01:11:11,611 Yeah. 1159 01:11:11,711 --> 01:11:15,095 I, I'm sorry Mrs. Samuels, but I... 1160 01:11:15,195 --> 01:11:16,195 Don't be. 1161 01:11:17,301 --> 01:11:21,134 I'll remember our moment for a long long time. 1162 01:11:22,517 --> 01:11:24,550 Can we remember this together? 1163 01:11:24,650 --> 01:11:26,583 - Sure. - And nothing can ever take 1164 01:11:26,683 --> 01:11:28,824 this away from us. 1165 01:11:28,924 --> 01:11:29,924 No. 1166 01:11:34,135 --> 01:11:35,135 Thank you. 1167 01:11:42,158 --> 01:11:43,953 Our chariot awaits. 1168 01:11:44,053 --> 01:11:45,712 You mean, this? 1169 01:11:45,812 --> 01:11:47,401 Yeah, why not? 1170 01:11:47,501 --> 01:11:49,410 You know, you ought to be on the stage! 1171 01:11:49,510 --> 01:11:51,450 Oh yeah, the first stage out of town. 1172 01:12:02,528 --> 01:12:04,436 Hey Dick, I think there's a leak in the 1173 01:12:04,536 --> 01:12:06,409 moonbounce I think you better go check it. 1174 01:12:06,509 --> 01:12:07,509 Shit. 1175 01:12:14,951 --> 01:12:17,992 Come on everybody, let's have a drink. 1176 01:12:18,092 --> 01:12:19,119 We deserve it. 1177 01:12:19,219 --> 01:12:21,899 Oh, you can say that again. 1178 01:12:21,999 --> 01:12:24,299 Okay, come on everybody let's have a drink, 1179 01:12:24,399 --> 01:12:25,694 we deserve it. 1180 01:12:25,794 --> 01:12:28,620 Wow Horse, they're beautiful. 1181 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:31,511 Isn't that the big dipper? 1182 01:12:31,611 --> 01:12:32,961 Huh? 1183 01:12:33,061 --> 01:12:36,861 The stars, aren't they beautiful? 1184 01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:41,087 Well I don't see anything wrong with it. 1185 01:12:41,187 --> 01:12:43,152 No look inside. 1186 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:47,250 Come on! 1187 01:12:49,264 --> 01:12:50,833 What's going on here? 1188 01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:52,533 What are you guys doing? 1189 01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:55,996 Help, help! 1190 01:13:01,747 --> 01:13:04,497 She likes me, she likes me not. 1191 01:13:06,315 --> 01:13:07,398 She likes me, 1192 01:13:08,907 --> 01:13:10,392 she likes me not. 1193 01:13:10,492 --> 01:13:12,008 She likes me. 1194 01:13:14,459 --> 01:13:15,876 She likes me not. 1195 01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:19,227 Shit, no one likes me. 1196 01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:42,360 Our number one 1197 01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:45,086 and we're having lots of fun, 1198 01:13:45,186 --> 01:13:49,353 oh we lay me down and do it again. 1199 01:13:50,225 --> 01:13:51,808 Roll me over, and... 1200 01:14:02,130 --> 01:14:04,285 Oh Steve, Steve! 1201 01:14:04,385 --> 01:14:05,385 What? 1202 01:14:08,387 --> 01:14:10,276 Oh Steve, Mike's in trouble. 1203 01:14:10,376 --> 01:14:11,600 What kind of trouble? 1204 01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:12,855 Uh, his van is stuck. 1205 01:14:12,955 --> 01:14:14,048 Come on I'll take you to him. 1206 01:14:14,148 --> 01:14:15,694 - What's wrong? - I'm gonna give Mike 1207 01:14:15,794 --> 01:14:17,006 a hand, I'll be right back. 1208 01:14:17,106 --> 01:14:21,273 Yes, we better take your bike, it'll be a lot faster. 1209 01:14:24,242 --> 01:14:25,242 Cindi! 1210 01:14:27,608 --> 01:14:28,608 Cindi. 1211 01:14:30,017 --> 01:14:32,511 Look I'm sorry, okay, it was nothing, 1212 01:14:32,611 --> 01:14:34,333 please don't be angry with me. 1213 01:14:34,433 --> 01:14:36,120 I'm not angry with you Matt. 1214 01:14:36,220 --> 01:14:37,123 You're not? 1215 01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:38,723 No, I'm furious. 1216 01:14:45,264 --> 01:14:46,264 Come here. 1217 01:14:47,631 --> 01:14:49,169 Hey, I got a great idea. 1218 01:14:49,269 --> 01:14:50,062 What? 1219 01:14:50,162 --> 01:14:51,734 Take a ride to the beach 1220 01:14:51,834 --> 01:14:53,029 Okay. 1221 01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:00,926 Guess who? 1222 01:15:02,261 --> 01:15:03,756 I don't know, who? 1223 01:15:03,856 --> 01:15:04,856 It's me! 1224 01:15:05,517 --> 01:15:06,517 Who's me? 1225 01:15:07,362 --> 01:15:08,342 Me! 1226 01:15:08,442 --> 01:15:10,392 Uh oh, oh, me! 1227 01:15:10,492 --> 01:15:12,373 I mean you! 1228 01:15:12,473 --> 01:15:14,890 Come on Mike, come with me. 1229 01:15:15,872 --> 01:15:16,872 For what? 1230 01:15:18,276 --> 01:15:22,193 It's time for us to make, mad and passionate, 1231 01:15:23,577 --> 01:15:25,354 animalistic love! 1232 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:27,287 Uh, are you kidding? 1233 01:15:33,675 --> 01:15:36,467 You're not kidding, she's not kidding! 1234 01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:39,860 Stop here! 1235 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:46,010 Where's Mike? 1236 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,132 I don't know. 1237 01:15:48,232 --> 01:15:49,275 I don't get it. 1238 01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:53,542 Aw, come on Steve, don't be so naive. 1239 01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:56,709 - Come here. - Hey look Kim, 1240 01:15:56,809 --> 01:15:59,379 cut the crap, I've gotta get back to Linda. 1241 01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:01,319 Oh what for? 1242 01:16:01,419 --> 01:16:05,388 You know you'd have a much better time with me. 1243 01:16:05,488 --> 01:16:08,536 Come on Steve, give it a chance, huh? 1244 01:16:09,775 --> 01:16:11,885 Be a good girl and put your dress back on. 1245 01:16:11,985 --> 01:16:12,683 No. 1246 01:16:12,783 --> 01:16:14,116 Suit yourself. 1247 01:16:16,812 --> 01:16:18,895 - Hey where you going? - Back to Linda. 1248 01:16:18,995 --> 01:16:20,318 You know you're a real bastard! 1249 01:16:20,418 --> 01:16:22,412 How'd you find out, it's supposed to be a family secret. 1250 01:16:22,512 --> 01:16:24,147 Oh fuck you! 1251 01:16:27,037 --> 01:16:28,620 You son of a bitch! 1252 01:16:48,061 --> 01:16:49,672 When the saints 1253 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:51,413 go marching in... 1254 01:16:56,728 --> 01:16:57,728 It's over. 1255 01:17:00,430 --> 01:17:02,430 What'd you say Herman? 1256 01:17:04,284 --> 01:17:05,870 I said it's over. 1257 01:17:05,970 --> 01:17:07,587 What's over? 1258 01:17:08,589 --> 01:17:09,589 The camp. 1259 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:15,250 It's done. 1260 01:17:16,102 --> 01:17:17,602 Finished, the end. 1261 01:17:20,192 --> 01:17:21,504 Period. 1262 01:17:21,604 --> 01:17:23,687 Oh Herman, it can't be. 1263 01:17:24,929 --> 01:17:25,929 But it is. 1264 01:17:27,688 --> 01:17:30,607 Only a miracle could save us now. 1265 01:17:30,707 --> 01:17:33,656 Kids might still come back. 1266 01:17:37,703 --> 01:17:40,513 Even if they did it wouldn't help. 1267 01:17:40,613 --> 01:17:44,780 Oh, we, might be able to coast by for another year, but... 1268 01:17:52,843 --> 01:17:55,426 Come on dear let's go to bed. 1269 01:18:01,807 --> 01:18:02,807 Goodnight. 1270 01:18:19,651 --> 01:18:22,627 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, have a safe trip. 1271 01:18:22,727 --> 01:18:24,438 - All right... - Herman don't worry, 1272 01:18:24,538 --> 01:18:27,648 there are other things in this world besides this camp! 1273 01:18:27,748 --> 01:18:29,463 We'll find something. 1274 01:18:31,089 --> 01:18:34,256 You're right, and we will, together. 1275 01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:37,218 Hey Herman, 1276 01:18:37,318 --> 01:18:38,636 have you seen Dick? 1277 01:18:38,736 --> 01:18:42,069 Nah, I don't know, I haven't seen him. 1278 01:18:53,733 --> 01:18:54,589 Hey Mike! 1279 01:18:54,689 --> 01:18:55,883 - Yeah? - How'd you make out 1280 01:18:55,983 --> 01:18:57,108 last night, did you get any? 1281 01:18:57,208 --> 01:18:59,636 Hey, Steve, I mean that's personal, you know, 1282 01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:02,130 I don't believe in bragging about things like that. 1283 01:19:02,230 --> 01:19:03,445 Well did you? 1284 01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:07,054 Y- Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes! 1285 01:19:07,154 --> 01:19:07,922 - Bye guys! - Hey Horse! 1286 01:19:08,022 --> 01:19:09,452 Horse! 1287 01:19:09,552 --> 01:19:11,500 Take it easy, it's been a lot of fun! 1288 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:15,466 Yeah and don't do anything we wouldn't do. 1289 01:19:15,566 --> 01:19:17,864 Oh you guys are real pigs! 1290 01:19:18,813 --> 01:19:21,668 Well excuse us! 1291 01:19:25,462 --> 01:19:27,352 Well hey Cindi, isn't that what's her name? 1292 01:19:27,452 --> 01:19:29,231 Oh my god I can't believe it! 1293 01:19:29,331 --> 01:19:31,041 Can I have your autograph please? 1294 01:19:31,141 --> 01:19:33,736 Saw you on the tube last night, you're our favorite star! 1295 01:19:33,836 --> 01:19:35,801 Oh fuck off, will you? 1296 01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:38,539 Are you Mike? 1297 01:19:38,639 --> 01:19:39,337 Yeah? 1298 01:19:39,437 --> 01:19:43,063 We have heard so much about you, lover! 1299 01:19:43,163 --> 01:19:46,204 Can we ride with you, please? 1300 01:19:46,304 --> 01:19:47,304 Sure! 1301 01:19:51,518 --> 01:19:52,421 Bye now. 1302 01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:54,733 Hey, hey, hey hey hey, where you going? 1303 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,659 - Home! - Not on that bus. 1304 01:19:56,759 --> 01:19:58,516 You're going with us. 1305 01:19:58,616 --> 01:20:00,646 I thought they'd never ask. 1306 01:20:00,746 --> 01:20:01,878 - Well? - Okay. 1307 01:20:07,908 --> 01:20:10,602 - You rotten mother! - Ooph! 1308 01:20:10,702 --> 01:20:11,893 - Bye Herman. - Oh! 1309 01:20:11,993 --> 01:20:14,743 - Thanks a lot. - Bye Mr. Samuels. 1310 01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:18,473 Bye Matt. 1311 01:20:18,573 --> 01:20:20,176 - Thanks for coming. - Uh-huh, bye. 1312 01:20:20,276 --> 01:20:24,011 Thanks Mr. Samuels, we had a great time. 1313 01:20:24,111 --> 01:20:26,739 You know the guys and I had a little talk and, 1314 01:20:26,839 --> 01:20:28,346 we decided we're gonna try our darndest 1315 01:20:28,446 --> 01:20:30,100 to help out the camp. 1316 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:33,013 Ah, thanks Ricky, I certainly appreciate that! 1317 01:20:33,113 --> 01:20:34,730 - Buh bye. - Goodbye Ricky. 1318 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,728 Well Herman, that just about does it, 1319 01:20:36,828 --> 01:20:38,151 we're all finished up. 1320 01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:39,605 Okay thanks George. 1321 01:20:43,483 --> 01:20:45,057 Wait until I get my hands 1322 01:20:45,157 --> 01:20:46,062 on you! 1323 01:20:46,162 --> 01:20:47,377 Not gonna happen, you've been abusing 1324 01:20:47,477 --> 01:20:48,657 that vibrator so long you don't know what 1325 01:20:48,757 --> 01:20:49,939 to do with the real thing! 1326 01:20:51,866 --> 01:20:53,417 You probably tried to plug it into a wall! 1327 01:20:53,517 --> 01:20:56,394 Listen I could get more sex in a week than you could 1328 01:20:56,494 --> 01:20:59,648 in a whole year, if I wanted to! 1329 01:20:59,748 --> 01:21:01,447 Okay, you do that to their animals? 1330 01:21:06,717 --> 01:21:10,050 Hey, wait for me, wait for me! 1331 01:21:22,184 --> 01:21:25,605 You know Matt, seriously, 1332 01:21:25,705 --> 01:21:27,826 I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life. 1333 01:21:27,926 --> 01:21:31,360 I mean college, job waiting, marriage... 1334 01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:33,241 Up yours Ricky. 1335 01:21:33,341 --> 01:21:35,591 Mr. Samuels, Mr. Samuels! 1336 01:21:37,583 --> 01:21:40,261 Mr. Samuels, Mr. Samuels, you mean, you remember me, huh? 1337 01:21:40,361 --> 01:21:43,741 Yes, yes, you're that uh, Mr. Geologist right? 1338 01:21:43,841 --> 01:21:45,209 Right, right, and you'll never guess what 1339 01:21:45,309 --> 01:21:46,678 I found, it's fantastic! 1340 01:21:46,778 --> 01:21:48,964 - Over there... - Don't tell me, 1341 01:21:49,064 --> 01:21:50,112 let me guess. 1342 01:21:51,596 --> 01:21:54,473 You discovered oil on the property, right? 1343 01:21:54,573 --> 01:21:55,621 Absolutely. 1344 01:21:56,722 --> 01:21:59,419 And I'm gonna be a very rich man, right? 1345 01:21:59,519 --> 01:22:00,651 Yeah, right. 1346 01:22:01,652 --> 01:22:04,341 Well what do you say, huh? 1347 01:22:04,441 --> 01:22:05,739 What do I say? 1348 01:22:09,054 --> 01:22:10,808 I'm rich! 1349 01:22:10,908 --> 01:22:12,593 I'm rich! 1350 01:22:12,693 --> 01:22:13,994 We're rich! 1351 01:22:14,094 --> 01:22:15,425 We're rich! 1352 01:22:17,129 --> 01:22:19,629 The camp is saved, we're rich! 1353 01:22:20,597 --> 01:22:22,885 We're rich! 1354 01:22:22,985 --> 01:22:25,304 We're rich! 1355 01:22:27,145 --> 01:22:28,997 The camp is saved! 1356 01:22:29,097 --> 01:22:32,441 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 1357 01:22:32,541 --> 01:22:36,822 ♫ Where the days are short and the nights are fast 1358 01:22:36,922 --> 01:22:41,087 ♫ Memories dance of sweet romance 1359 01:22:41,187 --> 01:22:45,226 ♫ And a million first tastes of love 1360 01:22:45,326 --> 01:22:49,331 ♫ Everybody come to have a good time 1361 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:53,354 ♫ Everybody come to have a ball 1362 01:22:53,454 --> 01:22:57,104 ♫ All the things we've heard and all the truths we find 1363 01:22:57,204 --> 01:23:01,336 ♫ Hardly ever takes the 1364 01:23:22,913 --> 01:23:26,279 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 1365 01:23:26,379 --> 01:23:30,852 ♫ You know a child came in and a young man left 1366 01:23:30,952 --> 01:23:34,499 ♫ And going home, all alone 1367 01:23:34,599 --> 01:23:38,766 ♫ With the bittersweet taste of love 95030