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- How am I doing?
- Killing it, man.
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Keep working on rebounding
from the hit
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and there'll be three
Malloys on varsity.
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- Come on, dude! Gimme the puck!
- No, gimme the puck!
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- Jack!
- Four if you count your dad.
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Jack, "it's not whether
you get knocked down;
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it's whether you get
back up." Vince Lombardi.
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"But ya gotta get up
quicker." Coach Malloy.
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Son or not, if you don't
recover quicker,
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you're not making my team.
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Understood, coach. Will work on
my post-check rallying, sir.
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So, sassy met Aspen
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at Fashionista
glam camp this summer.
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No big shocker there.
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No wonder. I thought
it was weird that Aspen
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just transferred in and sassy's
already under her spell.
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Fashionista glam camp.
What do they even do there?
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Who knows and who cares?
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Ok, girls, hustle in!
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Ok, we are going
to make a shift.
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Claire, I'm gonna be working with you
today, Ellie, you're gonna spot MacKenzie,
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and Aspen,
you're gonna spot sassy.
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What?! But coach, sassy and I
have been practice partners
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- since, like, forever.
- Don't exaggerate, El.
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Like, only since kindergarten.
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Ok, but Aspen is new to town...
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- From New York!
- Buffalo, New York.
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- It's still New York.
- It is still New York.
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And she and sassy are just a
better physical match, ok?
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Ok, moving on!
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Ok. Focus zone.
First varsity,
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then early acceptance
into Boston college,
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- then drafted by the bruins...
- Yeah, I've seen "the list",
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- Jackattack.
- Bro,
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don't worry about coach.
You're cruising past everyone.
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But keep an eye
on dumbledork over there.
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Who, Porter? He's been
trying to escape j.V.
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Since we were sophomores.
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He'd knock his own
grandmother's teeth out
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just to keep another Malloy
from getting a spot.
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Yo, you got this, bro.
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Girls, it is time to put
your big girl leotards on,
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because the rumors they're true.
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- Trumors. -The school
is making budget cuts
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and is eliminating
one of the sports teams,
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so it is between the badminton
team -gross, I know, ew- and us.
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So if we don't win big on Sunday against
silver leaf high, and I mean big,
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they are gonna
demote us to a club.
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- A club? -That's what I said.
- Like chess, or thespians?
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- For serious? This is tragical!
- Coach, they can't do that!
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My dad, uh, people will never drive
halfway across the state to see a club!
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I know that, and...
Aw, come on!
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Oh, my goodness!
Are you alright, Carol?
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That was my mistake.
I was aiming for your neck.
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- Aim for your neck next time!
- That doesn't make sense.
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I will come over there,
I will break you in half!
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Ok, you guys, you're
gonna be fine. I mean,
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with Ellie as
your old powerhouse
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and Aspen as your new
powerhouse, how can you lose?
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Jack, be the puck!
Be the stick!
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Be the puck and the stick
and the space in between!
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- Are you listening?
- Wha...?
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Not looking, listening!
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Not so tough for a coach's
kid, are you, Malloy?
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You can't even take a hit.
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I can take a hit, Porter, and I'll
take that last varsity spot too.
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- Yeah!
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Listen up, Shmelts!
Bring it in!
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Ok, decent job. But whoever's
gonna get that last varsity spot,
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I'm gonna need to see your a-game,
and that's not just on the ice,
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but off it, too!
No horse playin',
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no high jinksin',
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and definitely no
unsportsmanlike shenanigangin'!
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We've got two more days
of tryouts, boys.
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Show me what you're made of!
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You wanna rescue this team,
don't you? Yeah.
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You do. Everything you need
is inside you right now.
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You just have to find it. You're
not little girls anymore!
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You're men now! The world's
gonna be your oyster!
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You're women, hear you roar!
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- Right?
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- And all you've gotta do...
- -Is not blow it!
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Don't leave me hanging here.
Yes! Don't blow it!
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Yeah! Don't blow it, boys!
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Don't blow it! Don't
blow it! Don't blow it!
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Good job, you guys. But don't leave
me next time that long, right?
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'Cause for me,
that's very awkward.
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Oh, he's coming down! Oh!
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We've got nothing.
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Dude, ya gotta chop that salad. You
practically got a man bun going.
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- Nobody's touching my hair, dude.
- Come on,
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it's a varsity tradition. Plus it might
help you with your "lady troubles".
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Shut it.
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- Quit bustin' his chops, Sally.
- Who you chirpin' at, Mary?
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Aw, you gonna cry, baby butter?
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- Man up!
- Not crying.
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Champ.
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Oh! You might cry
when coach sees that!
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- Yeah, thanks, guys. -Oh,
little bro pushing back!
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Broskinator. Here.
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I know it's pink, but at least
it still has service. Coach said
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he didn't shut it off because
he paid the year in advance,
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but I think he just couldn't.
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Nah, it's ok. I'll just go off
the grid for a little while.
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How's he gonna text you
his inspirational quotes?
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'Sides, I already
transferred your number.
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Mom sure did love her sparkles.
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Hey, what soon-to-be varsity athlete doesn't
want a twinkly sequined lady phone?
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Mom? What's with the car?
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Oh, I Feng shui-ed it, honey, to
give you a stronger life force
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for the big weekend coming up!
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- I'm excited. Are you so excited?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I got that.
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Let's go!
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Sweetie, won't you let me
get you a new phone?
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Your dad left that ancient thing
behind for a reason.
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It's not ancient. It's...
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Retro-chic.
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I just think you're attaching too much
significance to an inanimate object.
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"Mystical religions 101."
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Early shamans knew investing too much
emotional energy in an object...
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Could make it a totem
and give it power over you.
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Mom, it's a cell phone,
not Gollum's ring.
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Hey, Jacko! You're 30 seconds late for
"one-on-one truck time" with coach.
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- He's pulling up now. You know how
he hates to wait. -Come on, buddy.
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"Better three hours too soon
than a minute late."
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Shakespeare.
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Not even an athlete. Not with
those pantaloony things he wore.
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Yes, sir. Probably not, sir.
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Would it really be so bad
if the team became a club?
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I was in Spanish club and
it was "muy divertido"!
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And MacKenzie is
in stem club, isn't she?
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At least it would be something
new, and "new" is good.
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New moons, new experiences,
perhaps a new best friend?
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- Sassy's my best friend. -Well, maybe
you could let some new energy in.
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I mean, isn't that
what sassy's doing?
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Thanks.
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Have such a good day,
sweetie! Mommy loves you.
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- Bye, mom. -'Sup, dog breath?
- 'Sup, dork chop?
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Good to see you, bud.
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Hey! 'Sup, hot mama?
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News flash?
Skirts don't have legs.
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- So embarrassing...
- Amirite?
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- There. We good?
- Not really.
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Sass, come on, you know we always wear
our tracksuits the Friday before a meet.
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- Rg pride, right?
- Yeah! Wish I hadn't caved.
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Uh, yeah, we did, like,
make a pact last year...
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Well, I wasn't here last year
to lead a fashion rescue,
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- now was I?
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Ooh, sassy, look! It's your future
first husband, Jack Malloy!
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You like Jack?
You didn't tell me.
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Does he even know who you are?
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Have you never heard of a vision board?
Jack is all over hers.
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- Go ahead, do it like we practiced.
- Ok.
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- Jack, here comes a girl!
- Say something.
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Hey, guys.
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Heeeyyyy, Jaaaaack.
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Ha...
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Well, at least this time you
opened your mouth, Bromigo.
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Yeah. Maybe next time
words will come out.
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Ooh, I love the strong
silent type!
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Nice phone, Malloy. You use that
to schedule your Mani-pedis?
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Hey, I was thinkin'.
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Doesn't coach have a rule, if you start
a fight you can't be on varsity?
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You oughta know, you've
tried out three times.
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Actually, four times.
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Did sophomore year twice, idiot.
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Go ahead, ladies first!
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Then it'll look like you started
it when I show the video to coach.
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Or does that even matter?
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Don't all Malloys get
a free ride onto varsity?
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Ha, worked better than
I expected. Oh, man.
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Say goodbye to
your dreams, buddy.
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Seriously?! I've had a milk
mustache since lunch?!
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You think things with Ellie are tough now?
It's only gonna get worse, babe.
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I mean, people like us have to make
legit tough decisions sometimes.
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I know, I know. I wish Ellie'd just
get it without me having to be all
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- super awk obvious.
- It's kind of sad, actually.
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Almost as sad as that ponytail.
I mean, what is she, 12? Oh,
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and daddy's heirloom phone? Why
is she so attached to that thing?
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- Like, move on already!
- Yeah, I mean,
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it was super sad when her dad left,
but, like, life goes on and...
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Ooh, is that "paparazzi pucker"?
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No, it's called
"lip glossip". Try it!
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Maybe I can just tell her she's
being too clingy and she'll, like,
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change? I mean,
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I don't want to actually
hurt her feelings.
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Ok, ok, fine, give her one more chance,
keep her on social life support.
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But if she's her typical buzzkill self
at Claire's party, it might be time
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to pull the plug. Beep.
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Beep. Beep.
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Beeeeep.
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It's my lucky day. I got a crier
and a kid with a bloody nose.
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Here. Wipe off
the tears, kid.
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You took quite a hit, didn't
you, hon? You want cry?
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We won't tell anybody.
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Not crying. Not a girl.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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Oh, that makes it
less offensive?
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"Not crying". Yeah,
'cause you've got nothing
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to cry about! I mean,
you're a guy, aren't you?
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If someone disses you, you don't
have to hide in a bathroom stall.
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- Guys have it so easy!
- Ok, pull it back, pit bull!
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In what universe
do guys have it easy?
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If some ginosaurus tricked you into
a fight, think people'd blame you?!
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No, you'd just get all emo then hug
it out with your mom in the kitchen
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- while you bake banana bread or...
- Ok, zip it.
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You wanna fight
the battle of the sexes?
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Why don't you just text,
like every other kid does?
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No more yakking in my office.
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- This one's hers, mine is the pink one.
- I don't care and I mean it.
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Keep those Mac'n'cheese
holes shut.
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Fine, you wanna goof off,
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I'm gonna go to the snack bar,
get myself some pork rinds.
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I love pork rinds.
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Why am I on the floor?
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Did I forget deodorant?
I smell like a dude.
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And why does my thumb taste
like athletic tape and dirt?
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What the what? Wait,
who painted my fingernails?
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You... you stole my face!
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You stole my whole body!
How'd you get inside?
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How'd I get inside?
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This is like a nightmare!
I feel so grimy!
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Dude! Slap me,
and I'll slap you,
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and we'll see if we can slap each
other -ourselves-back to reality!
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00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,638
Ok.
231
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,408
- Ow!
- Oh!
232
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,745
Oh, sorry! Boy hands
just hit so hard!
233
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,082
Ew, why am I so sweaty
in weird places?
234
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,318
- What is the purpose of underarm hair?
- Dude, focustrate!
235
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,855
What exactly were we doing right
before this... This thing happened?
236
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,323
Texting. We were texting!
237
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,562
- "I wish I had your life..." - "Take it.
Then I'd get yours."
238
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,632
We did this!
239
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,769
No! No! It's just a stupid text!
I once texted a wish
240
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,605
that I could power fart myself across the
ice and trust me, that didn't happen!
241
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,374
Ok, you're right. I mean, a text
can't have that kind of power.
242
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,845
Investing too much emotional energy in an
object could make it a totem and give it power
243
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,781
- over you.
- But wait! A totem can!
244
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,519
That phone! Is it, like,
special to you in some way?
245
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:45,256
I guess. Yeah. I mean... it
belonged to somebody special.
246
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,527
I can't believe it. My mom
isn't crazy after all.
247
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,164
She took this class on mystical religions,
and if you put too much emotional energy
248
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:57,168
into one object, you could turn it into a
totem, and then it could have power over you.
249
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,604
Bro, no way, that is nuts!
250
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,672
We just swapped bodies!
251
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,808
You got a better theory,
Mr. lady?
252
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:07,545
Ok, we gotta
un-text our wish!
253
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:17,421
Maybe it's the second part of the text?
We said our lives would be better
254
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,458
if we were each other.
But we didn't mean it!
255
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,318
Your mom must have a
book from that class,
256
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:24,262
right? So we sneak over
to your house and...
257
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:28,399
I can't sneak anywhere! My mom's, like, got
her pilot's license in helicopter parenting!
258
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,568
- Ok, ok!
259
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,436
We gotta fake being each other
till we can get there!
260
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,839
Speed coaching,
one on one, let's do this!
261
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,444
- Ew! Don't get your spit all over it!
- Technically it's your spit,
262
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,346
but... oh, who cares? Focus
zone!
263
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,850
Oh, just lemme do it!
264
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,453
Ok, fine, whatever, me first.
265
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,790
Hockey is my life. I live with
my dad and twin brothers.
266
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,927
- You live with all guys?!
- We call my dad coach,
267
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:59,964
and we exercise a lot,
like, a lot a lot. Ah!
268
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:04,535
Sorry! Ok, me. I live with my
mom, she's a yoga instructor
269
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,638
and she schedules, like,
her entire life around me.
270
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,741
- I specialize in the ribbon in rhythmic gymnastics.
- Is that what it's called?
271
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,411
I've seen you girls jumping
around or whatever.
272
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,880
It's called practice!
273
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,249
R.G. Is a totally legit sport!
274
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,853
- Ah! Don't yank, twinkle toes!
- What now, highlights?
275
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,622
Get out.
276
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,161
I think you might need
glasses for your eyeballs,
277
00:20:35,185 --> 00:20:36,834
I'm getting vertigo. I
think I'm gonna puke.
278
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:40,972
No puking in my body! Ugh, how do you
carry yourself around on these feet?
279
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,578
No! She can't see us together! She likes
y... and she can't think I like...
280
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,815
Can't break girl code!
Just get away, get away!
281
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,418
Heeeeeyyyy, Jaaaaaack.
282
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,924
Oh! Uh... hey there,
miss sassy.
283
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,494
Ohh, so you do know my name!
284
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,430
Um, Ellie? What
are you doing here?
285
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,033
Uhh.
286
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,037
Mmmmaaa. Suh... suh...
287
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,509
See? Buzzkiller.
288
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,712
I'm gonna make my mom late
for Bikram belly dancing.
289
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,749
And as we all know, Bikram
is amazeballs. So let's go.
290
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,485
I hope to see you soon,
291
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,954
Mr. Malloy.
292
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,394
What was that?!
"Uhh... maaa... suh-suh"?
293
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,430
I just, I'm not used to being
a girl, ok? I choked!
294
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:43,301
Where's the "we're gonna have to fake
it" guy? I mean, she's my best friend
295
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,971
and we're... going
through a thing right now
296
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,307
- and you can't make things worse!
- Ok, just don't lose it!
297
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,742
'Cause nothing would make things
worse for me than my father
298
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,412
or anyone else seeing my body
blubbering like that!
299
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,882
- Sorry if I have real emotions, ok?
- Shh! Come on, this way!
300
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,386
Malloy! Guess
where I'm headed?
301
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,655
Over to a viewing party
with coach,
302
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,625
A.K.A.K... a.,
303
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,361
- your daddy.
- What is your problem, dude?
304
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,963
Why can't you just
leave me, her,
305
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:16,500
him alone? Stop
spreading your misery, man!
306
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,737
A firecracker, aren't ya?
What's your name, tracksuit?
307
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,039
Uh... Ellie?
308
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,742
Ellie. I'm Porter. Hi.
309
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,545
It's a pleasure. Please
tell me you're not with him.
310
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,414
- No way. Not even possible.
- You like donuts, Ellie?
311
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,684
I got a little buy a dozen get
one free coupon for donut diggs.
312
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,822
Maybe I can give you my freebie?
Tomorrow A.M.?
313
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,958
Yes! But, uh...
314
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,062
Heeeeeeyyyy, pooooorrrrty...
315
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,565
- I'm gonna be sick.
- I'd looovvve
316
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:51,702
to go out for a fried pastry.
You know,
317
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,872
if you do me a solid and don't
show Jack's dad that video thingy.
318
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,541
S'pose it can wait one more day.
319
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,744
Alright then.
320
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,646
10am manana.
321
00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:06,684
"Porty". That's awesome.
322
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:11,155
Ugh! I need a disinfecting bath.
323
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,125
I am not going out with "Porty",
and neither is my body!
324
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:18,095
Hey, if I have to be a girl, I'll at least
use it to make things better for the guy-me.
325
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,898
- Alright, but we gotta split up.
- Hey, Jackalope!
326
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,800
Let's go. But call me.
327
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,608
Man, I don't know how you're gonna
make it through tryouts today.
328
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,778
You can't blow this! My whole
future depends on hockey!
329
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,647
Yeah, well, rhythmic is everything
to me, and my dad is driving out
330
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:39,583
for my meet on Sunday!
So, ditto, like, times 100!
331
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,919
I think I can handle flipping some
ribbons and doing somersaults.
332
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,022
Seriously? That's what
you think we do? Ow!
333
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,758
The rhinestones on this thing
are cutting up my face.
334
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,060
Which could use some serious
exfoliation, by the way.
335
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:52,163
I told you,
you gotta keep sparkly
336
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,832
and I gotta keep this... Relic
until everything's settled!
337
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:58,803
If my dad called and I answered with
this chick voice, we'd be toast!
338
00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,007
Ok, my brothers Gunner and
Stryker are picking me up.
339
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:06,811
Gunner, Stryker and Jack? They run out
of cool names at the cool name store?
340
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,980
Coach picked their names,
my mom picked my...
341
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,450
Just look for a blue truck, ok?
342
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,052
Alright, and you look for a yoga
type lady in a red bubble car.
343
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:18,456
Ok. I'll call you after practice
when I get the totem book.
344
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,624
- Good luck.
- Good luck.
345
00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:34,772
Ellie! What are you doing?
That is so dangerous!
346
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,774
Yes, sir! Sorry, sir!
347
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,844
I mean, lady. Ma'am.
348
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:41,612
Mom.
349
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:48,786
Hey, Jacko! Come on! What are
you waiting for, an invitation?
350
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,722
OMG. This is a thing?
351
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,633
'Sup, champ? First day
on the new legs?
352
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:07,872
You know I can't resist that
little puppy face of yours.
353
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,040
All is forgiven.
354
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,743
This is so weird.
355
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,082
So! How was your day?
356
00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:22,086
Uh... totally unreal.
357
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,589
Awesome! So, who d'you sit with
at lunch? What'd you talk about?
358
00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:29,627
Claire's mom told me all about the party
tomorrow night. Is everybody super excited?
359
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,334
I would be so super excited. She
told me it's a Paris theme.
360
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:33,821
Ooh la la, that sounds amazing!
361
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,901
We should get you a new dress.
362
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:44,842
So what do you say, shaggy?
Chop-chop for the fuh-fuh?
363
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,177
You up for it?
Chopping the salad?
364
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:49,113
Uh... I guess?
365
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,715
Seriously? Sweet!
366
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,951
Stryke is going to flip!
367
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,655
Little buddy.
368
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,117
What? No way am I
putting this thing on.
369
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,354
Over my dead girl body.
370
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:34,124
Five, six, seven, eight, and
reaching up into the sky. Chin up.
371
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,961
You gotta keep your chin up
in life. And...
372
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:40,297
Five, six, seven, eight,
and kick, two, three, four,
373
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,701
and point, toes, toes, toes,
like your life depends on it.
374
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:47,371
And reaching up into the sky,
reach, reach, hold your toes
375
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:50,307
as much as you can. It's really
hard, it hurts me to watch.
376
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:54,244
And reaching over,
and hold that hug, hug,
377
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:57,648
and... huh.
378
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,387
Ellie?
379
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:09,259
What? I got chilly.
380
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:11,829
Freak just keeps
getting freakier.
381
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,098
Right. No, it's not appropriate.
382
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,234
No. Here we go:
Five, six, seven, eight,
383
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,970
and reaching up to the sky
384
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,974
like "what have I done with my
life?" And kick, two, three, four.
385
00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:32,884
Whoa!
386
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:10,287
Oh, what is that? It smells like someone
boiled a cabbage in a sweat sock!
387
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,992
Yeah, Stryke had
the chili at lunch.
388
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:18,028
Dude! Heard you're gonna
let me mow the flow!
389
00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:20,330
That deserves a bropile!
390
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:28,472
Alright, alright.
391
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,809
Time to trim the fringe.
392
00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:52,396
What?
393
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,300
Hey, it's Jack. Leave
a message. Or don't.
394
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:59,503
I would kill you, Jack Malloy,
but I can't live without you.
395
00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:01,839
Hit me back.
396
00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:23,093
I'm sorry, Jack, I just... I
can't get yelled at right now.
397
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,864
Alright, sport, go grab your bucket
and breezers, we'll fire you up
398
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,933
- a protein shake before tryouts.
- Right, my...
399
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:33,537
Bucket and... breezer..
Breezers.
400
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,341
Ok.
401
00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:40,978
So, can we talk
about the phone again?
402
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:44,882
Oh yeah! You mean about the totem thing?
Awesome! Let's break it down.
403
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,951
Oh, Ellie! I'm so glad we're on
the same wavelength about this!
404
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:51,555
So let's say this totem had
some kind of power over you.
405
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:54,525
What would you need to do
to, like, un-power it?
406
00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:57,494
Funny you should ask!
'Cause I did exactly that!
407
00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,397
I deactivated your flip
phone and got you a new one!
408
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,934
- Deactivated?! -Well, the switch
won't be official until Sunday.
409
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:07,538
- Sunday?! -It seemed
like perfect timing,
410
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,007
because we're on the cusp of a
harvest moon... -Harvest moon?
411
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:14,011
- And that's when the old data
plan expires. -Expires?!
412
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:17,848
Sweetheart, your aura
seems to have an echo.
413
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:39,536
Nooooooo!!!
414
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,907
My hair!
415
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:49,346
- Bro!
- Babe? Now your aura is yelling.
416
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,920
Whoa.
417
00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:59,056
The bros finally got ya, huh?
418
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,925
Now c'mon, suit up! Your dad
wants you on the ice, man.
419
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:05,162
My dad? Oh, right.
420
00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:07,297
Let's go, ladies!
421
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:11,034
"You either hack it, or you
pack it!" The great Santini.
422
00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:16,406
That's Jack's dad? Poor Jack.
423
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,942
Poor me.
424
00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:23,547
Dude. Sorry. I think
I took your mouth guard.
425
00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:27,451
What? I got germs
or something?
426
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:36,393
It's not my mouth, it's not
my mouth, it's not my mouth...
427
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:50,240
We're stopping? But there's this
book I really need to read!
428
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:54,611
I told you last night, honey. Dr.
Baker. For your team physical.
429
00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:57,147
Say what now, lady?
430
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,650
Ok! Drills today,
rest day tomorrow,
431
00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:03,587
and then scrimmage against varsity
for the final tryouts on Sunday.
432
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,089
Show me what you got!
433
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,717
Ah!!
434
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,297
Ow!!
435
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,067
Hockey sticks, that's
a slam shot to the puck!
436
00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:52,469
Ah!!!
437
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,071
Oh, letter b.
438
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,412
Oh my gosh, dude,
that is so cold.
439
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:06,516
Ok, Ellie, you can
take the mask off now.
440
00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:14,725
I just don't like looking
at needles or other things
441
00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:17,260
that aren't technically
my right to look at.
442
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:20,097
Ooh! Sorry.
443
00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:27,104
You seem a little off.
444
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:30,207
Your mom told me about
what's been going on.
445
00:33:30,743 --> 00:33:34,378
I know dad leaving was
rough. Losing a parent
446
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,546
is so hard.
447
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,752
Who exactly was I looking at
on that ice in there?
448
00:33:41,754 --> 00:33:44,721
Uh, just little old me, sir.
449
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:47,457
Jack Malloy... sir.
450
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:50,527
It's my own fault.
"Expecting is my greatest crime
451
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,397
and disappointment is always
my punishment." Author unknown.
452
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:55,799
- But not unwise.
- Look, sir,
453
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,735
I know I totally blew it today,
but I'm really hoping
454
00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,705
I'm gonna be back to myself
soon. Like, really soon.
455
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,808
I'm wondering if I should
even tell you this or not,
456
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,110
but I can't tell if putting more
pressure on you is good or bad.
457
00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,546
Well, like, 99% of child
psychologists would say "bad".
458
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,549
We're dedicating a bleacher seat
to your mother's memory on Sunday,
459
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,684
since it's the one year
anniversary of...
460
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,054
I would just rather avoid
the irony of her son
461
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:19,376
blowing his chance for varsity
on the same day. You got me?
462
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:25,695
You cut your hair.
463
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,098
She always liked it long.
464
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:35,172
But good choice. Good choice.
465
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,741
It's better for us if
we just keep moving forward.
466
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:56,827
I put the rejuvenating oils and
the relaxing salts in the bath.
467
00:34:56,829 --> 00:35:00,430
I also added some lavender bubble bath
and some rose petals for tranquillity.
468
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:04,434
Lucky girl, you're gonna smell like
a bouquet of roses! I am so jelly!
469
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,104
No way this dude's
doin' bubbles.
470
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:19,816
Yo, Jacko! Your phone kept
ringing so I answered it!
471
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:22,319
It's a giiiiiiirl.
472
00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:32,496
- Hello? -Kinda afraid to ask, but...
hockey tryouts?
473
00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:34,865
- Kinda afraid to answer.
- Aw, man.
474
00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,900
I don't wanna ask
about rhythmic practice,
475
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,302
I'm not supposed to cry
in your body, remember?
476
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,139
Ok, we just need to focus on
solutions here, so listen:
477
00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:44,674
"The ancients believed that
bestowing emotional power
478
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,843
onto an object made it
a totem, with the ability
479
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:49,312
- to cast spells or Grant
wishes." -Yeah, we get that.
480
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,575
Get to the deciphering part.
481
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,916
- You know, your mom's right.
You are controlling.
482
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,748
You've already had a girl
talk with my mom about me?
483
00:35:54,772 --> 00:35:55,852
Oh, not just with your mom,
484
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,688
but with Dr. Baker, too. Thanks for
the heads-up on that, by the way.
485
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,291
Oh my gosh, my physical!
I completely forgot!
486
00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,760
Don't worry. My mother
taught me to be a gentleman.
487
00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:10,367
I'm so sorry
about your mom, Jack.
488
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:12,836
They're having a dedication
for her on Sunday.
489
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:15,739
Oh. Cool.
490
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:19,342
And I'm sorry, too.
491
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,511
About everything
with your dad...
492
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:25,348
- Leaving.
- Thanks.
493
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,955
- Ok, awkward silence acknowledged.
- And we're moving on.
494
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:35,792
"They believed the spell was
binding unless a task or quest
495
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:38,828
was undertaken to reverse it.
Often the quest is inherent
496
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,864
in the original wish."
497
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,933
So it is about our text wish,
498
00:36:42,935 --> 00:36:45,435
but I still don't know what
the heck the quest would be.
499
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:48,972
- I think our quest's to make our
lives less messed up. -What?
500
00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:51,408
To make them better, I mean.
Because that's what we texted.
501
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:54,945
That can't be it. I didn't wanna make your
life better, I wanted mine to not reek!
502
00:36:54,947 --> 00:36:58,615
Exactly! We wanted each others'
lives to make our own lives better,
503
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,685
but I think the totems knew that we'd
have to help each other to do that.
504
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:05,288
Dude. I am just not down
with totem logic.
505
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:09,359
Oh! I didn't realize you were on the phone.
I'll just put your calming tea
506
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,528
right here.
507
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:15,732
I'm pretty sure that this is it, so just
tell me what I need to do to help you
508
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,301
before the technology god shuts down
my totem and we're stuck forever.
509
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:21,771
Ok, if we really need to De-stink
each others' lives, then first thing
510
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,274
I'm doing tomorrow is trying to
get the phone contract extended.
511
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:27,410
And the first thing you're doing is
getting Porter to delete that video.
512
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:30,380
Wait, but Porter's expecting
my body, not yours!
513
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:33,483
- What if he freaks out? -Well, then, run.
My body's way faster than his.
514
00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:36,686
Huh. Never thought I'd go on
my first date with hairy legs.
515
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,925
- Why aren't you doing your pre-bed core?
- Exercise now?
516
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:45,829
- I'm just gonna finish up
this phone call. -Oh yeah.
517
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:49,899
Uh, sir? It's super important
that I communiqué right now.
518
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:53,336
No distractions. You'll get this
back after tryouts on Sunday.
519
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:57,007
- Sunday?!
- Sunday.
520
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,444
Ok, what's the worst thing
that could happen?
521
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:05,315
He confiscated the totem and I have
to start shopping for a prom dress?
522
00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:12,789
- Ah! Earthquake! Fire! What?
523
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,759
Whoo! 5am, Jacky boy,
let's go!
524
00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,827
Let's get the undead
ready for the day!
525
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:21,031
Let's go, early birds!
Time to yank some worms!
526
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:29,039
Ugh. Yeah, still a boy.
527
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,095
- Hit all of them.
- Ok.
528
00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:55,832
Hope you're having fun, Jack.
529
00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,853
Bro, no pressure, no diamonds!
530
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,622
Come on, man, I'm not
going without you.
531
00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:22,559
C'mon, Jacko, if you don't
finish, we don't.
532
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:25,628
You can do this, ok?
What did mom always say?
533
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:28,131
"A bro is the best friend
you're ever gonna have",
534
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,700
right? So come on!
535
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,837
Alright, let's see
what this body can do.
536
00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,109
Woo!
537
00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,778
This testosterone stuff
is ridonkulous!
538
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,622
Good warm-up. Three-miler
back home for lower body.
539
00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:55,792
Dead lifts, landmine reverse
lunges, sled pushes.
540
00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:59,062
"Legs feed the wolf."
Herb Brooks.
541
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,931
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
542
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:05,068
Wait. Warm-up?
543
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,646
Still a girl.
544
00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:30,860
Ellie, I don't even wanna think about why
you're hanging out with Jack Malloy.
545
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,564
Please tell me it's not because
of a backstabby conscience?
546
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,800
Uh...
547
00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:40,003
Aspen has her theories,
but I say
548
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,505
you were just trying
to be my wingwoman, right?
549
00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:46,042
Not swooping down on my fresh
boykill like a lady vulture?
550
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,178
Oh,
551
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:51,214
wait a minute. Look at you.
552
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,450
What was I even thinking?
553
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:56,085
Aspen must have just
heard wrong. Phew!
554
00:40:56,087 --> 00:41:00,123
Well, next time people are eavesdropping,
could you please try to speak more clearly?
555
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:03,226
Oh, one last thing.
556
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:06,763
And I'm totes saying this
for your own sake, El.
557
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:10,533
At Claire's tonight, could you
just try to act like...
558
00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:12,602
Just...
559
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:16,039
Don't be so... Ellie, ok?
560
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:22,912
Don't be so Ellie.
Ok, that one I can promise.
561
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:28,518
Whoa. I know that smell.
562
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,590
Hey. Ready for banana bread?
563
00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:37,660
You make banana bread, too? "Two slices
of banana bread with a hug in the middle
564
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:41,498
- makes a love sandwich." -Aw,
sweetie, that is such a cute saying.
565
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:45,602
Well, the bread's in the
kitchen, but here's the hug!
566
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:47,170
Aw...
567
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:52,909
Uh, I gotta go do some stuff.
568
00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:55,578
You are tense, babe.
569
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:59,649
Listen... I know that you're counting
on your dad to be at tomorrow's meet,
570
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,885
but I don't want you to be
disappointed if he and...
571
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:05,655
Felicia can't make it. Hm?
572
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,224
Oh, and I have a surprise!
573
00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:12,295
Mommy-daughter spa day!
574
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:15,298
- Yay...
- Can't wait.
575
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,270
Hey, guys, I think I'm gonna
skip the workout today.
576
00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:22,772
I'm meeting someone for donuts.
577
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,141
- You're messing with us, right?
- Your final tryout
578
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,744
- is in tomorrow's scrimmage! -Trust me,
this donut is gonna help that cause
579
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:30,713
way more than
a few dead body lifts.
580
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,084
Bro!
581
00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:37,787
- What are you doing?!
- That's mom's closet!
582
00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:40,790
I totally knew that! I wasn't
trying to go out this door
583
00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,892
as if it was a real door.
584
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:46,829
It's obviously right there.
585
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:49,799
I was just checking to make
sure everything is still here.
586
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,286
Soon as you made varsity, she'd 'a
had a shirt made for you, too, bro.
587
00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:21,164
Ooh, "queen for a day"!
588
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:24,067
Or "sweet baby girl deluxe"?
589
00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:27,103
Uh, you choose. They both
sound equally terrifying.
590
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,104
Hm?
591
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:31,841
Uh, terrifying... Ly
awesome!
592
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:36,079
Mom? Do I got a sec to run
an errand across the street?
593
00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:40,316
Oh, there'll be time after. Queen for a
day is actually only half a day long!
594
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,952
We'll be queens for the day.
595
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:02,739
Malloy? I had me a date with
tracksuit, not with you!
596
00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:04,107
Totally showing coach the video!
597
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,708
Wait, wait! I mean...
598
00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:08,411
Can we just talk
things out? Man to...
599
00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:11,648
Me? Just let me try
to make things better.
600
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:14,751
How? You gonna drop out so
I get the last varsity spot?
601
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:17,754
Well, I'm open to hearing
your feelings on the subject.
602
00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:21,190
You rode all the way here
on your funky scooter,
603
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,092
you might as well get
your donuts, right?
604
00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:28,031
Well, ok. But I'm not
giving you my freebie.
605
00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:30,967
That's right,
ladies first, Malloy.
606
00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:36,973
Ah! Ha, ha, ha!
Wait! No, no,
607
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,909
stop! Lady, stop it!
Stop it! Ok.
608
00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:42,945
Ok, I'm good. Ah!!
609
00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:46,082
Mercy! Mercy!
610
00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:48,951
Whoaaaa...
611
00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:51,220
So this is relaxation.
612
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:56,993
Ooh, that tingles.
Is this another treatment?
613
00:44:56,995 --> 00:45:00,730
Honey, you act like you've never
had your legs waxed before.
614
00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:03,733
Huh?
615
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,739
This has been going on
for four years now.
616
00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:11,741
First your stupid brothers,
and now you wanna take my spot?
617
00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:16,179
It's like the Hatfields and
Mccoys except I'm not a Hatfield
618
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:19,248
and it's Malloy, not McCoy.
But otherwise,
619
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,984
- exactly the same.
- Porter, question:
620
00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:24,420
Do you really like hockey?
621
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:27,023
Do you really love to play,
or do you just wanna be able
622
00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:30,793
- to say you made the team?
- What's the difference? -Ok,
623
00:45:30,795 --> 00:45:34,931
you could show the video to coach and
maybe get a spot on varsity, but...
624
00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:36,531
How's that gonna
change your life?
625
00:45:36,556 --> 00:45:38,768
You gotta find out what
makes your heart happy,
626
00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:42,772
and stop trying to be something
or someone that you're not.
627
00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:45,508
- But hockey's the only thing I'm good at.
- Well, you have been trying
628
00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:48,377
to make the team
for four years, so...
629
00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:53,282
Oh. Right.
Well, that stinks.
630
00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:55,918
Guess I'm not good
at anything, then.
631
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,454
My whole life is a lie!
632
00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:00,757
Who even am I?
633
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:12,368
That's a pretty cool contraption. I
want you to check something out.
634
00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:22,178
Ok. I'll check out
this stem club thingy,
635
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:25,214
but if I don't like it,
I'm taking you down, Malloy,
636
00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:29,185
down town, to video town.
637
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,220
Do you get it?
638
00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:35,324
- 'Cause of the video I took.
- Yep, I got it. Fair enough.
639
00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:47,336
Mack! I totally forgot that
you're a science rock star!
640
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:50,439
That's so awesome.
- You know me?
641
00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:54,243
- What? Oh! Right.
- You're Jack Malloy, aren't you?
642
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:58,314
Yes! Yes, I'm Jack Malloy.
643
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,983
All boy ever since I was born.
644
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:30,279
Not to be rude, mister,
but I'm kinda in a rush.
645
00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:33,149
How can we can extend this
contract, like, right now?
646
00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:36,252
- Ugh!
647
00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:39,255
Oh, don't worry,
that's just algae.
648
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:42,491
See?
649
00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:45,561
Alright, well, I'm sorry,
I can't extend the plan.
650
00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:49,932
It wasn't your mom who canceled
it; It was your dad. Here, look.
651
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,273
They can't even extend the
service for, like, a day?!
652
00:47:57,275 --> 00:47:59,542
Why did my mom
have to cancel it?!
653
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:04,046
No, it wasn't, uh,
look, it's complicated,
654
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,549
I'll explain later. You gotta
gimme something else to do
655
00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:10,086
to make your life better. Besides getting
body hair ripped out by the roots.
656
00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:13,155
- Dude, I can't believe I thought you
had it easier. -Hello! I told you!
657
00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:17,593
Look, I really need you to go to Claire's
party tonight and fix stuff with sassy.
658
00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:20,529
She's my best friend and I
cannot lose her right now.
659
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:23,232
- I need you to be a guy tonight.
- What you talking 'bout?
660
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:27,370
Jack Malloy's cool and popular.
So just be you being me,
661
00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:30,339
and Sassy'll know that I can
fit in, that I'm not a...
662
00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:34,443
- Buzzkiller of uncoolness.
- Is that what she thinks?
663
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:36,479
Why do you wanna be friends
with this chick anyway?!
664
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:40,016
You asked me what would make my
life better, so don't be judge-y.
665
00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:42,084
A girl needs her BFF.
666
00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:46,322
Whoa! Gotta go!
667
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:53,462
- Thanks, mack. -No problem.
- I had a lot of fun
668
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:56,065
hanging out with you today.
I honestly don't know
669
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,267
why we didn't do this before.
670
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:17,420
I want it to be ash blond,
not ashy blond.
671
00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:22,224
- I need to look ultra-cool tonight.
Like, ah-may-zing. -Yes, I understand.
672
00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:26,028
No way, are you French?!
I'm going to a Paris-themed
673
00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:29,131
- party tonight! -I'm sure
it will be very authentic.
674
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:33,536
Oh, mais oui! It's gonna be
très chic! Well,
675
00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:37,206
except for my Bestie's
tragic ex-BFF. This girl
676
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:40,509
would wear gym shorts on the red carpet.
She hasn't moved on since 5th grade's
677
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:45,181
"moving on"! Ellie Dommage! -I'll
get your color. I'll be right back.
678
00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:58,227
- I am right back!
- Oh! That was quick.
679
00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:01,397
So, zis Ellie of tragedy...
680
00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:04,300
She has been ex-bff'ed, you say?
681
00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:07,036
Well, if she doesn't step up her
game by tonight, she will be.
682
00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:09,538
Which, b-t-dubs,
is totally fine with me,
683
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,441
'cause I am from New York
and we don't do
684
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,778
third wheelationships. You know
what I mean, big city sista?
685
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:18,514
Holla! Ew!
686
00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:26,188
This is very relaxing.
687
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:31,260
- Hey, honey! Where did you go?
- Mom, after the spa,
688
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,262
can I get, like, a makeover
and some new clothes?
689
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:36,399
I need to look ah-may-zing
tonight for Claire's party.
690
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:40,770
Are you kidding me? You want something new?
Let's do it, babe!
691
00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:44,774
Cool.
692
00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:49,045
Must be another leg waxer.
693
00:50:54,318 --> 00:50:56,752
There's the mystery man!
694
00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,288
I was worried about you,
bromegranate juice.
695
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:03,092
You always Nancy out before a big game, but
dude, I've never seen you like this before.
696
00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:07,129
"Nancy out"? Oh, like nervous
Nancy? So I stress out a lot?
697
00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:09,432
Does a Zamboni
have 4-wheel drive?
698
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:12,768
Yeah, so I should help him
699
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:15,371
myself relieve the stress.
700
00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:17,359
Maybe relax and goof
around for a little while?
701
00:51:17,384 --> 00:51:18,641
Don't bother convincing us
702
00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:22,311
you need to go to Owen's game night.
Coach'll have you hitting hay by sunset.
703
00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:25,548
- Game night? It's perfect!
- Malloy!
704
00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:31,353
It's alright, guys.
I got this. I think.
705
00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:43,099
You were right.
706
00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:47,103
I found the answer to my heart's
question: I'm an engineer!
707
00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:50,539
Not like on a train.
Like designing stuff.
708
00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:53,342
Oh, that's awesome!
709
00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:56,212
Is your scooter running on soda?
710
00:51:56,214 --> 00:51:59,281
Pretty sick, huh? Hey,
711
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:03,886
I owe you big time. Seriously.
Call me for whatever.
712
00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:09,859
It's gone, just like my
confusion over life choices.
713
00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:12,128
You did that for me, Malloy.
714
00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:16,398
You did.
715
00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:27,376
Did Porter Gibbs just give you
a double back tap bro hug?
716
00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:32,448
- Yes, he did. -Life's sure getting
better for you, huh, Jacko?
717
00:52:33,885 --> 00:52:36,252
Yes, it is.
718
00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:23,025
Man, chicks know
how to throw it down.
719
00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:29,698
- Hey, Portster.
720
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,608
Ha! Science.
721
00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:57,760
- Thanks, Porter.
- It's the least I can do
722
00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:00,596
for the dude that helped
align me with my infinite self.
723
00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:02,931
Now go, shoot up some zombies
724
00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:05,701
with your... friends.
725
00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,806
I got some friends too
I gotta go, you know.
726
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:14,376
I have this one friend, he's at the
grocery store. We're pretty tight.
727
00:55:14,378 --> 00:55:18,914
He works there, but it's just...
It's still cool, he's cool with it.
728
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,084
I got that going on tonight,
729
00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:26,088
- so I'm pretty busy, but...
- Ok, ok. I get it.
730
00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:33,362
- Follow me, follow me.
731
00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:37,366
Ok, it's probably gonna be
weird for you at first.
732
00:55:37,368 --> 00:55:38,763
Definitely gonna
be weird for me.
733
00:55:38,788 --> 00:55:41,103
The politics of introducing
someone into a friend group
734
00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:44,473
are extremely complicated,
so let me try.
735
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,509
Jackpack, you made it!
Oh, is Porter with you?
736
00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:50,813
- Yes, but let me explain.
- Cool. Pizza?
737
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:53,382
Yeah, don't mind if I do.
738
00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:08,530
Wow! You look amazeadorable!
739
00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,632
Ellie? Is that you?
740
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:13,902
What's with
the extreme makeover?
741
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,605
I... uh...
742
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:20,376
Muh... muh... uh...
743
00:56:21,112 --> 00:56:22,611
Um...
744
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:25,114
See, sass, I told you
it wasn't a rumor.
745
00:56:25,116 --> 00:56:28,884
It was a trumor! You don't think she
un-ponytailed herself for us, do you?
746
00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:32,521
- No, it was for him.
- Ellie?
747
00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:35,557
Deny it if it's not true!
748
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,159
You know how much
he means to me!
749
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:40,462
Ever since, like, yesterday,
he's been my number one choice
750
00:56:40,464 --> 00:56:42,798
for sophomore boyfriend!
How could you?! -Wait!
751
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:47,669
Ok, let's let 'em talk.
By the way, nice hat.
752
00:56:47,671 --> 00:56:50,005
- Not cliché at all.
- Oh, Merci!
753
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:53,108
- So, are you gonna admit it?
- I don't even get it!
754
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:56,879
Trumors, rumors...
Can we just, like...
755
00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:59,081
Can we just be cool?
756
00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:02,885
So you want things to go back
to the way they were before?
757
00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:07,656
Like, pinball in my garage, sleepovers on
Saturdays, and watching old VHS tapes?
758
00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:12,728
- Yes! That! We good? -El, I'm
just not into that stuff anymore.
759
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:15,864
We're sophomores now.
You know, Aspen's right.
760
00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:18,901
You're just not
the kind of friend
761
00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,103
that's bestie for me anymore.
762
00:57:31,449 --> 00:57:33,715
Hey, El. Let's go dance.
763
00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:12,621
- Yeah, take that!
764
00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,190
Pass me another slice,
dung brains?
765
00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:22,598
Dudealude.
You're eating carbs.
766
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,001
And grease. I haven't
seen you like this in...
767
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,103
Well, I've never
seen you like this.
768
00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:31,807
Isn't that just wrong?
Look, discipline is great,
769
00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:35,043
but sometimes a kid's gotta have some pizza
and chips, know what I mean? So tonight
770
00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:37,513
I'll be doing no
kettlebells, no deadlifts,
771
00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:40,148
and the only burpees I'm
gonna be doing are these.
772
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,685
- Nice.
773
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,654
Alright, man.
774
00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:48,857
Gimme this.
775
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:54,796
Hey look, a perfume bar!
776
00:58:54,798 --> 00:58:59,034
Awesome! Like, seriously?
You get to make your own smell?
777
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,970
Man, this would totally cover
the fart wars at my house.
778
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:04,640
You have fart wars
at your house?
779
00:59:04,642 --> 00:59:07,743
Yeah, you know,
780
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:11,113
- me and my mom, fart-warring it up.
- I love it.
781
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:16,018
I saw you were having some trouble
talking to sassy back there, huh?
782
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:19,988
Yeah. Not that I get half of what they're
saying. I mean, "Trumors", "girl code"...
783
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:22,257
Yeah, that. Well,
Aspen started this rumor
784
00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:24,760
that you're trying to steal
Jack Malloy away from sassy.
785
00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:27,596
Seriously? That's what
they've been babbling about?
786
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:30,232
Well, guess what?
He's not hers to steal!
787
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,569
Oh, good! I mean,
I didn't think so.
788
00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:37,139
Ok, you know what?
I made a promise to... to me,
789
00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:41,043
that I would make things better with sassy.
But what if "better" means without sassy?
790
00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:43,912
I mean, there's more than
one BFF in the sea, right?
791
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:50,619
So I don't hang out and play
video games, I don't eat pizza.
792
00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:53,855
What else don't I do? You know,
from your perspective as a friend.
793
00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:58,327
Huh. Well, aside from standing up
to the coach, which, let's face it,
794
00:59:58,329 --> 01:00:02,064
is not gonna happen, I guess
the biggest thing would be...
795
01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:05,267
- Well, you know.
- Yeah,
796
01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:08,904
of course I know. I don't...
797
01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:12,841
- I always... I...
- You got no game.
798
01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:17,679
I got no game! Wait. What? I'm this cool of
a kid and I have trouble talking to girls?
799
01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:21,316
Do all of you guys know I have
trouble talking to girls?
800
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:24,219
- Yeah, bro. -Even I have
better game than you.
801
01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:26,221
And I got chronic halitosis.
802
01:00:26,223 --> 01:00:28,757
Well, let's talk about this.
803
01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:31,793
- What can I do to beat it? -I
think I know how. -Really??
804
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,795
Well, spill, girl! I mean,
805
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:36,798
spill about girls, mister.
806
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,301
Alright, well,
807
01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:42,871
the only people you ever
have around you are...
808
01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:47,376
Guys. Maybe you need to have,
like, a girl who's a friend,
809
01:00:47,378 --> 01:00:52,948
before you ever have
a girl... Friend. Maybe.
810
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:57,119
Bro, are your two initials
y and y?
811
01:00:57,121 --> 01:01:00,856
Because you are too wise,
too wise, my friend.
812
01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:05,160
- Blowing my mind.
- I like this guy.
813
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,963
This is so boring.
814
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:14,703
"Joie De vivre" at
a party with no boys?
815
01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:17,039
Please. I'd get some "Joie"
816
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:19,408
if we could "leave"
this horror show.
817
01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:21,443
Quick, follow me.
818
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:25,747
Ooh! Ooh!
819
01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:32,387
- Oh, that's a good one.
820
01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:36,792
I love it!
821
01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:39,227
Look at that.
822
01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:44,166
Oh, my god! Genius.
823
01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:47,235
Hey, sassy, Aspen!
824
01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:50,138
Take that down!
You're ruining everything!
825
01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:53,942
Hey, what are you two doing? You
know you're being totally uncool.
826
01:01:53,944 --> 01:01:56,878
Yeah, well, you would know "totally
uncool", El, that's your specialty.
827
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,716
- Oh, come on, Ellie,
take a joke. It's funny.
828
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:05,454
Ok. You know who wouldn't think it's funny?
Jack Malloy.
829
01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:11,093
That's right. He and I are tight. Like,
so-tight-I-know-his-thoughts, tight!
830
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:13,195
Like tighty-whitey tight!
831
01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:18,233
- Ok, maybe not that. That's weird.
- Yeah.
832
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,837
Wait. It's one thing for you
to be going after him,
833
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:25,207
but you're saying he's into
you, too? This I gotta see.
834
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,876
I think it's time
for a little excursion.
835
01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:35,984
There's no way she's a 7, she's a 5 at
most. But that new girl, Aspen? She's a 9
836
01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:39,121
- verging on a 10. -Come on, it's so
not cool to reduce girls to numbers.
837
01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:41,523
What about sassy Gayles? She's
a total smoke show now!
838
01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:45,227
Nah, she wears way too much makeup.
And she's kind of a fake.
839
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:48,363
We grew up on the same street and
she won't even talk to me anymore.
840
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,966
But what do you think about her friend?
The one with the ponytail?
841
01:02:50,968 --> 01:02:53,335
Tracksuit! Now we're talking.
842
01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:56,404
Ellie, I think her name is.
843
01:02:56,406 --> 01:03:00,375
I don't know, guys, there's something
about her. She's real, ya know?
844
01:03:00,377 --> 01:03:03,145
Plus she's so hot.
845
01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:18,460
Dude, you been
holding out on us?
846
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:22,063
No. Yes. I don't know.
847
01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:29,271
Whoa! I'm like... kinda pretty.
848
01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:32,307
Oh right, my hair.
849
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:36,378
Uh... looks awesome in the wind!
850
01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:42,117
- What the heck is going on?
- Kiss me.
851
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:45,987
- What?!
- Shh! Oh, Jackie, you flirt!
852
01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:49,157
Of course I'll walk to the bridge
with you so we can be alone!
853
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:56,565
- Oh my gosh!
- What are they doing?
854
01:03:57,968 --> 01:04:00,135
What is going on with these two?
855
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:05,941
Ok, don't freak, but I kinda made
everybody think that you liked me.
856
01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,310
- Well, that I liked you.
- What?! Why?!
857
01:04:08,312 --> 01:04:11,413
- 'Cause you told me to make you
cool and popular! -Yeah, but only
858
01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:14,850
so I could get sassy back! Don't you get
it? This is major girl code violation!
859
01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:18,587
Girl code is just like bro code?
But bros have your back!
860
01:04:18,589 --> 01:04:21,523
- This girl is stabbing you in the back!
- Ugh, you're such a guy!
861
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:25,861
Look, if we don't lock lips,
everyone's gonna think you're a liar.
862
01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:28,630
And if we do, I'm a traitor.
Great! You had one job,
863
01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:31,299
to get my BFF back,
and you screwed it up!
864
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:32,118
This is hopeless!
865
01:04:32,143 --> 01:04:34,569
The last day of hockey tryouts are
tomorrow and we're not gonna switch back!
866
01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:38,006
- My life is over! -Aagh! I can't
even look at my face right now!
867
01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:41,309
Yeah? Well, I. Make. Me. Sick!
868
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,949
- Wait! El, you're leaving?
- Yeah.
869
01:04:47,951 --> 01:04:51,987
She's gotta get home before midnight, otherwise
her dress is gonna turn back into a leotard!
870
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:57,158
Ok, normally I wouldn't call a girl out,
but you know what? Come at me, gymnasty!
871
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,095
Uh-oh, girl fight!
My money's on you, tracksuit.
872
01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:02,631
- Thanks, Porty.
- Oh, Jack, don't do it.
873
01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:06,568
- You deal with her, she's your
ex-BFF, not mine! -Ellie,
874
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:10,305
don't be such a guy
about this, ok?
875
01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:12,374
You wanna be friends again
like you asked before?
876
01:05:12,376 --> 01:05:16,311
'K, we're friends. Good?
877
01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:19,648
Are you kidding?
You don't know anything
878
01:05:19,650 --> 01:05:23,585
about friendship, sassy. All it took was
for someone shinier to come to town
879
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,621
and you dropped El... me
like yesterday's garbage.
880
01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:33,528
You know, I guess
I should thank Aspen.
881
01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:36,164
It's because of her that
you showed your true colors.
882
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,467
And speaking of true colors...
883
01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:43,204
- No!
884
01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:45,607
"Freak just keeps
getting freakier!"
885
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:53,415
- No, he's ruining everything!
- Ellie, are you ok?
886
01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,718
I've never seen you do
something like that before.
887
01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:04,225
Jack!
888
01:06:04,227 --> 01:06:07,195
Jack Malloy! Where are you?
889
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:13,201
"Honesty is the first chapter
in the book of wisdom!"
890
01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:16,371
- Thomas Jefferson.
- Seriously?
891
01:06:21,411 --> 01:06:24,980
- Don't do it.
892
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:29,217
Don't you do it.
893
01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:39,694
What are you...
No, no, no.
894
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:42,530
Boys don't cry!
895
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:46,167
It's allergies.
Sand in my eyes, coach.
896
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:49,004
They don't cry.
897
01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:01,716
You need to take
a long look in the mirror
898
01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:04,352
and think hard about how you're
gonna redeem yourself tomorrow.
899
01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:11,493
Oh, you took stuff
out of her closet.
900
01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:17,232
That's all. Good night.
901
01:07:24,474 --> 01:07:26,608
Oh hey, El-bell,
how was the party?
902
01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:29,744
Ok.
903
01:07:48,331 --> 01:07:52,133
Seriously, Ellie, why sassy?
904
01:08:09,119 --> 01:08:11,753
Come on, let's go.
905
01:08:38,815 --> 01:08:42,484
Ah, she can't lose them both.
906
01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,490
I'm such a doofus.
907
01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:50,825
"Jack's goals.
908
01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:53,461
Number one, make varsity.
909
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,831
Number two, play
for Boston college.
910
01:08:56,833 --> 01:09:00,168
Number three,
get drafted by the NHL.
911
01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:04,172
Number four, thank my mom
when I win the Stanley cup.
912
01:09:04,174 --> 01:09:07,609
Signed Jack Malloy.
913
01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:09,911
Witnessed by Linda Malloy".
914
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,713
So, one more time.
You made your phones
915
01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,715
into magic wands
916
01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:50,585
and shazamed your souls
into each others' bodies?
917
01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:53,588
Do I gotta burp "the pledge of
allegiance" again to prove it?
918
01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:55,890
I pledge allegiance.
919
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,727
Ok, ok, I'm convinced. And you're
sure this is the way to get back?
920
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:03,298
It's the last way we can think of
to make each others' lives better.
921
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,667
Do you really think we can
get our bodies to cooperate?
922
01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:07,835
It's in our muscles, believe me.
923
01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:10,438
When I ran this morning I was able
to tap into your body's power.
924
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:13,975
- You can do the same with mine.
- I don't know. -Here, watch.
925
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,579
Ok then.
926
01:10:17,581 --> 01:10:23,218
All I've gotta do is teach you the gymnastics
routine, and you teach me the hockey rules!
927
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:25,286
Let's go.
928
01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:25,747
Yep! I'm here. I got up early and
didn't come from anywhere else!
929
01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:28,750
Dude! You are nails, Jacko!
930
01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:41,529
- Oh good, you're up!
- I'm up!
931
01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:45,767
- I'm definitely up! -Great! Your
spirulina smoothie is almost ready.
932
01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:48,036
I'll add a little ginseng.
933
01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:10,491
Uh, have I mentioned
how bizarre all this is?
934
01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:14,462
Dude, I'm rockin' a leotard and body
glitter. You don't have to tell me.
935
01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:16,764
Is Ellie's dad here?
936
01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:20,501
No-show.
937
01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,870
Poor Ellie.
938
01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:26,774
You know, if you wanna sneak over to
the rink for your mom's ceremony.
939
01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:30,078
- It's ok. I don't need to.
- You sure? There's enough time.
940
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,047
I don't want to, ok?
I'm sorry,
941
01:12:33,049 --> 01:12:37,585
I'm just... I just really need to focus.
If we don't fulfill this quest by noon,
942
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:40,067
you'll have to ask me
to the homecoming dance.
943
01:12:40,092 --> 01:12:41,146
Better nail it.
944
01:12:41,991 --> 01:12:44,425
I will, dork trap.
945
01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:47,895
Ellie.
946
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:56,471
She just really loved the game. And not
just 'cause her kids ruled the ice.
947
01:12:56,473 --> 01:12:58,740
We miss you, mom.
948
01:12:58,742 --> 01:13:01,542
And now your spirit
will always be here.
949
01:13:10,487 --> 01:13:14,622
Alright, ladies.
As individuals we shine,
950
01:13:14,624 --> 01:13:17,425
but we are a team
first and foremost.
951
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:20,528
By the end of the day, if we've
done our job right, there'll be
952
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:25,733
some weepy badminton players out there,
alright? So let's kick some birdie!!
953
01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:30,638
'Cause that's the little flying
thing they use in badminton.
954
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,741
Let's kick some birdie! Like...
955
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:38,846
This is where you join me. Here we go.
Let's kick some birdie!
956
01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:41,182
Next, Ellie O'brien.
957
01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:58,099
Ok, it's scrimmage against
varsity, four on four.
958
01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:01,869
Your body's got this. You're
gonna get hit. You may go down.
959
01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:05,706
- But the key is to recover, ok?
- Got it.
960
01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:40,868
Yeah!!
961
01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:43,538
Yeah!
962
01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:50,978
Welcome to varsity, Malloy!
963
01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:57,818
Amazing, Ellie, you did it!
964
01:15:57,820 --> 01:16:00,288
Your team's still a sport!
965
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:02,757
We dominated 'em!
What about me?
966
01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:05,927
Well, it wasn't pretty, but you can
check number one off your list!
967
01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:07,828
Varsity!
968
01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:11,666
Ok... moment of truth...
969
01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:14,068
It's 11:15, there's
only 45 minutes left.
970
01:16:22,145 --> 01:16:25,012
No! What happened?
Why didn't it work?!
971
01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:27,582
I dunno! Maybe we got attached
to each others' totems?
972
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:29,650
Switch!
973
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,323
- There's gotta be something else!
- What else could there be?
974
01:16:35,325 --> 01:16:39,160
- We've tried everything! -We gotta tell
the truth! We find my mom, tell her
975
01:16:39,162 --> 01:16:41,103
what's really going on and
she'll extend the contract.
976
01:16:41,127 --> 01:16:42,196
No, that's not gonna work.
977
01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:44,732
Owen believed us,
so she will too!
978
01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,868
- We need that extra time!
- Ellie! It wasn't her!
979
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:51,706
Your mom didn't pull
the plug on your totem.
980
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:55,042
She was just covering
for your dad. It was him.
981
01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:57,178
He wanted...
982
01:16:57,180 --> 01:16:59,814
A new family plan.
983
01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:02,850
Why would he want a...
984
01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:06,020
Oh.
985
01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,356
For his new family.
986
01:17:10,093 --> 01:17:12,960
Maybe you could try calling your
dad and telling him the truth?
987
01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:15,607
Then maybe he can call
the phone company and...
988
01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:16,764
he won't answer.
989
01:17:16,766 --> 01:17:20,067
That's what he does when he's
embarrassed about not showing up.
990
01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:23,938
What are you doing here?
Let's go.
991
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:30,111
Jack. I don't repeat myself.
992
01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:34,015
I'm so sorry, Ellie.
993
01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:36,817
Me too, Jack.
994
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:01,042
You happy with how
you played today?
995
01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:03,978
Uh, I made varsity, sir.
996
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:08,282
Yeah. Barely. And only because
everyone else played worse.
997
01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:12,386
Wow.
998
01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:16,257
Do you know how that makes
a kid feel, to hear that?
999
01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:19,960
You see, that's your problem. If
you can't handle the corners,
1000
01:18:19,962 --> 01:18:22,997
if you can't be a man
and be mentally tough,
1001
01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:26,734
you open yourself up to weakness. Your
emotions can step in and knock you
1002
01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:29,370
to the ground.
1003
01:18:34,444 --> 01:18:38,345
That's it.
Enough is enough.
1004
01:18:42,452 --> 01:18:45,820
You were outstanding
today, love.
1005
01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,825
So, I think I know
what's going on.
1006
01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:52,760
Doubt it.
1007
01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:55,730
Someone wasn't there today
who should have been.
1008
01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:59,033
When someone who supported you
and was there for you
1009
01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:01,335
all those years
is suddenly just gone.
1010
01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:04,171
- I really don't wanna talk about it.
- You have to deal with the loss.
1011
01:19:04,173 --> 01:19:06,507
- I'm fine!
- You're not fine.
1012
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:09,110
You've been holding
this inside forever,
1013
01:19:09,112 --> 01:19:13,848
and your dad not showing up today
is a chance for you to let it out.
1014
01:19:13,850 --> 01:19:16,217
Sometimes we miss
people so much,
1015
01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:19,854
we think it's beyond
words, but it's not.
1016
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:24,125
She always wanted to talk.
1017
01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:29,063
I miss her. I miss my mom.
1018
01:19:29,065 --> 01:19:31,866
- I miss her so much!
- Oh, sweetie!
1019
01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:36,003
It's ok. I am right here.
You never have to miss me.
1020
01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:40,775
I'll always be with you, even
if I'm not right beside you.
1021
01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:04,799
What is wrong with you?!
1022
01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:08,135
Do you even love me at all?
1023
01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:11,372
Because I hate to break it to you, but this
is not the way you treat the people you love!
1024
01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:14,542
Jack. This conversation is over.
1025
01:20:14,544 --> 01:20:18,445
No! No, you don't get
to walk away anymore!
1026
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,149
You hurt me.
1027
01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:26,020
You hurt me a lot, and you're just
gonna have to stand there and deal!
1028
01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:32,960
I counted on my dad
for everything.
1029
01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:35,196
To just be there for me.
1030
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,233
Now I'm moving on,
1031
01:20:39,235 --> 01:20:41,869
with or without a dad
who loves me.
1032
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:50,578
And boys can too cry!
1033
01:20:52,481 --> 01:20:54,949
They should every
once in a while.
1034
01:21:15,905 --> 01:21:17,872
How do you feel now?
1035
01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:20,341
Better.
1036
01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:24,879
Whoa. I...
1037
01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:29,049
I feel better! Mom,
I gotta run to the can!
1038
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:34,321
Ok, I'll get the car!
1039
01:21:36,158 --> 01:21:38,525
Jack! Bro!
1040
01:21:38,527 --> 01:21:40,594
That was seriously gritty.
1041
01:21:40,596 --> 01:21:43,297
You got a lot off your brawny
chest. How do you feel?
1042
01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:46,233
Better. I just... I really
needed to say all that.
1043
01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:52,006
Gun! I feel better!
1044
01:21:53,943 --> 01:21:56,911
Awesome, bro.
1045
01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:03,017
Uh, listen, I'm gonna go
for a celebratory run!
1046
01:22:03,019 --> 01:22:04,585
Knock yourself out, kid.
1047
01:22:34,016 --> 01:22:36,517
Just wait here, brah.
1048
01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:43,457
Hurry! Only one minute left!
1049
01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:47,328
Ready? Let's do this!
1050
01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:32,072
Hey, it's me!
Look at you, varsity!
1051
01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:37,778
Oh! I love you, I love you! I promise
I will never leave you again!
1052
01:23:42,551 --> 01:23:45,219
Hey, what am I wearing
under here?
1053
01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:48,188
Uh, couple layers of clothing and
a bathing suit underneath that.
1054
01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:52,192
- Weirdo.
- Come on, let's go!
1055
01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:04,038
- Hey, where you going, tracksuit?
- See you later, Porty!
1056
01:24:05,508 --> 01:24:08,475
So, uh, you good
to take me back, right?
1057
01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:11,812
Yeah, sure. But, dude,
can you loosen your grip
1058
01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:16,517
this time? I mean, we're buds and
all, but a guy needs his space.
1059
01:24:16,519 --> 01:24:18,719
- Got it.
- Ok.
1060
01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:23,457
Mom!
1061
01:24:28,464 --> 01:24:31,698
I really do feel better now.
1062
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:34,768
I am so glad, babe.
1063
01:24:41,544 --> 01:24:45,679
- I'll buckle that.
- Oh, mom? I got this.
1064
01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:50,184
From now on, you don't have
to watch me so closely.
1065
01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:53,353
You can go out and grab
a little life for yourself.
1066
01:24:53,355 --> 01:24:56,790
- I'm gonna be ok.
- I know you are, honey.
1067
01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,340
Ah, home sweet home!
1068
01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:18,312
Hey, you ok, man?
You had us all pretty worried.
1069
01:25:18,314 --> 01:25:21,715
I am so ok! Just happy
to see your big ugly faces!
1070
01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:24,218
Jack?
1071
01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:26,386
Coach?
1072
01:25:26,388 --> 01:25:30,224
Dad. Call me dad, son.
1073
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:34,128
- After what you said to me.
- Whatever I said, I...
1074
01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:38,298
- It wasn't me.
- Just listen.
1075
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,534
Ever since your mom passed,
1076
01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:43,670
I thought that to be tough
with you was best,
1077
01:25:43,672 --> 01:25:46,573
that any softness that I allowed
in would open you up...
1078
01:25:48,344 --> 01:25:50,144
open all of us up
1079
01:25:50,146 --> 01:25:52,913
to all that pain from the past.
1080
01:25:52,915 --> 01:25:56,884
But... if that made you think,
1081
01:25:56,886 --> 01:26:00,721
made any of you think,
1082
01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:03,257
for even a moment,
1083
01:26:03,259 --> 01:26:05,792
that I don't love you, then,
1084
01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:09,296
I've done this all wrong.
1085
01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:14,468
I love all you boys more
than you'll ever know.
1086
01:26:22,778 --> 01:26:25,712
You're right. Boys can cry.
1087
01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:28,515
C'mere, you guys.
1088
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,651
That's an order.
1089
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:04,418
Who, Jack? No, he's totally
like a brother to me, honest.
1090
01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:08,488
But I think I know someone
he might like like.
1091
01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:10,657
Hey.
1092
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:16,496
Look, just because
the team's official,
1093
01:27:16,498 --> 01:27:19,933
doesn't mean that she has to
come to the mall with us. Savvy?
1094
01:27:21,637 --> 01:27:24,004
- Anyway.
- Oh, El,
1095
01:27:24,006 --> 01:27:27,474
I'm sorry.
I've been such a jerk.
1096
01:27:27,476 --> 01:27:30,377
We've had a great run as BFFs,
1097
01:27:30,379 --> 01:27:33,480
but I'm cool just keeping
the memories and moving on,
1098
01:27:33,482 --> 01:27:35,882
- if you are.
- Ok.
1099
01:27:35,884 --> 01:27:38,986
- Hey, Jack.
- Hey, MacKenzie.
1100
01:27:40,289 --> 01:27:43,323
- 'Sup?
- Want some donuts?
1101
01:27:43,325 --> 01:27:46,827
That one's my favorite.
I had, like, five earlier.
1102
01:27:46,829 --> 01:27:48,695
Learning to share.
1103
01:27:50,733 --> 01:27:54,768
- On me, bud. -Jacko!
- See you later.
1104
01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:56,737
- Varsity boy!
1105
01:27:56,739 --> 01:27:59,806
Aw, I'm really gonna
miss those guys.
1106
01:27:59,808 --> 01:28:02,809
Except for the bropiles
and loogie hocking contests.
1107
01:28:02,811 --> 01:28:06,380
Not as much as I'm gonna miss your mom's
banana bread. Oh, and that calming tea.
1108
01:28:06,382 --> 01:28:09,449
That's serious chillaxation.
1109
01:28:13,989 --> 01:28:16,623
Hey, dad? Do you know
Ms. O'brien here?
1110
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:18,992
Ellie says that she leads the
best hot yoga class in town.
1111
01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:23,497
And mom, do you know coach Malloy? Jack
says he makes awesome wheatgrass smoothie.
1112
01:28:23,499 --> 01:28:28,001
Well, I guess our reputations
precede us. I'm summer.
1113
01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:31,838
I'm coa... Francis.
1114
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,975
- Francis.
- It's nice to meet you.
1115
01:28:34,977 --> 01:28:39,479
Do you usually... I mean,
would you... as a matter
1116
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,815
of course...
I drive a truck.
1117
01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:52,359
Delete, delete,
delete, delete, delete!
1118
01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:59,399
My mom and me are gonna play
checkers tonight.
1119
01:28:59,401 --> 01:29:01,101
It's gonna be a really fun
time, you should come
1120
01:29:01,103 --> 01:29:04,037
one time if you want. I like
to invite people to things,
1121
01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:06,406
but you don't have to.
But if you want to, you can.
1122
01:29:06,408 --> 01:29:09,576
Get... get off my mat!
1123
01:29:11,647 --> 01:29:13,914
Which one of you guys
isn't wearing deodorant?
1124
01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:16,883
- Stryker.
- Dude, really.
1125
01:29:16,885 --> 01:29:19,986
You've seen that in movies.
When a coach does that,
1126
01:29:19,988 --> 01:29:23,090
the people, the team
supports the coach, right?
1127
01:29:23,092 --> 01:29:26,393
I don't hang out and play video
games, I don't eat pizza.
1128
01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:28,095
- Sorry.
- What, did you drop it?
1129
01:29:28,097 --> 01:29:30,497
Dropped the dart.
1130
01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:35,035
Hey, El.
1130
01:29:36,305 --> 01:29:42,223
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