All language subtitles for The Magicians Edited S04 E10_EN

Previously, on The Magicians.

My mother was a hedge witch, too.

I didn't know you were a hedge.

Oh, yes.
My mentor, Everett, found me.

The Foremost,

save them with special weapons
that expel possession.

They call them ice axes,
and I'm assuming that's poetic license.

So we might have a chance to save Eliot.

Overthrow me right the fuck now, Fen.

-I never should have…
-Or I will never forgive you.

And neither will Eliot...

...if you keep me from getting
the one thing that can save him.

When the going gets tough,

the tough listens to pop band
from the '80s.

Hi. It's me, it's the real me. It's Eliot.

This is a Mind Palace situation,
and we don't have a lot of time...

...and I have some extremely
major shit to tell you.

Some God of war.

He only liked them
when they were too weak to fight.

He's not trying to rebuild his body.

That's not what the stones are.
That's not what they're for.

It's so much worse than that.

Just breathe.

If the stones aren't for building a body,
what does he want with them?

No, he's building a body.

His sister's.

He's trying to bring her back to life.

Oh, my God.

That's the girl he thought
was a sacrifice to summon Enyalius.

But she wasn't.
Enyalius and the other gods killed her.

They chopped her up,
and turned her into four stone organs.

Jesus. There's two of them?

Yeah.

And if he got prison
and she got the death penalty,

I'm guessing she's the bad one.

'Til he remembers,
he won't know to go look for Enyalius.

Hi.

If you wanna talk to me, price is a drink.

You're fun.

One drink.

What are you having, ma'am?

-Vodka ice.
-Vodka ice.

There you go.

I have a question.

No, I don't come here often.

You haven't seen me anywhere.

And yes, I do have plans this weekend.

Still have a question?

Yes.

Why does this place smell like death?

It is weird, right?

A bar next to a hospital.

Doctors need happy hour, too, I guess.

So that's what you are?

A doctor?

No.

I'm sick.

But I got good news today.

I'll only be sick for another two months.

Three, maybe.

Sometimes, my friend says one thing,
but means another thing.

Is that what you're doing?

Keep 'em coming.

Keep them coming.

Well, I'm definitely hitting
my steps goal today, huh?

Jesus fuck a wise man's donkey!

Just give me a sign.

Come on.

Where's water?

Anything.

Wait.

Don't get me wrong

If I'm looking kind of dazzled

El?

I see neon lights

Whenever you walk by

Eliot?

Don't get me wrong

Oh, my God!

If you say hello and I take a ride

Upon a sea where the mystic moon

Is playing havoc with the tide

Hey! It's you, right?

Don't get me wrong

Can't be The Monster?

He doesn't have the moves.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Turn down the music and talk to me,
will you?

Wait a sec.

Oh, my God, I'm tripping on lizard.

Don't get me wrong

If I'm acting so distracted

I'm thinking about the fireworks…

Oh, come on.

That go off when you smile

Don't get me wrong

If I split like light refracted

I'm only off to wander

Across a moonlit mile

Once in a while

Two people meet seemingly for no reason

They just pass on the street

Suddenly thunder, showers everywhere

Who can explain the thunder and rain?

-But there's something…
-Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to see you.

Where are you taking me, Eliot?
I'm so thirsty.

Don't get me wrong

If I come and go like fashion

I might be great tomorrow

But hopeless yesterday

Don't get me wrong

If I fall in the Mode of Passion

It might be unbelievable

But let's not say so long.

It might just be fantastic

Don't get me wrong

Woman. Hello.

Oh, hey.

Hi.

Can't believe that psychotropic douche
got me here.

Can I get some water?

Who wants the honor of killing her?

Hey, if water's a dealio I'm good.

Oh, we have water.

What we don't have are strangers...

-...wandering in to our camp.
-Her wrist.

Our enemy's enemy is our ally.

Well, how about that.

You're in pain, aren't you?

Come with me.

I can take it away.

Sorry but I gotta get home
and tell my parents...

...all the medical debt was for nothing.

Thanks for the drinks.

Wait.

Do that again.

My face,

touch my face.

Are you okay?

Whenever you touch my face,
I remember something.

Again.

You remind me of someone I had forgotten.

My sister.

I'm gonna leave.

No, you have to come with me now.

No, I'm…

What's up?

This was in the Mirror World.

And I heard you were looking
for The Binder so…

Holy shit.

It's in some language
I've never seen before.

I'll get on this just as soon
as we find Enyalius.

Hopefully before The Monster does.

I thought we wanted him to find Enyalius.

Yeah, we did, but we were wrong.

He's building his sister.

What are y'all doing?

Tracking the Library's
entire magic infrastructure…

…to find weak points
and start a rebellion.

But good luck with yours.

Yeah, thanks.
You, too.

Yeah, I can tell you what he looks like.

The food the dude likes to eat,
but shit-all for anything useful.

One thing is bugging me, in the memory,

I could swear he was wearing
a ring, emerald.

Guy is described up and down,
but nothing about the ring.

Wait a minute, did you say emerald?

Yeah.

When I did research
with the Free Traders,

there was this god…

What was his name?

He always worked in disguise,

but he was known for always
wearing an emerald ring.

So "Enyalius" is a front?

Here. Aengus.

Celtic god.

-Jules, it says here, he's a Trickster.
-It's fine.

And, we…

It wouldn't be a summoning.

We can only get to him
through a magical creature.

Apparently there's a whole species
that exists...

to entertain him and protect him,

and they're really annoying, and...

What I'm getting at is,'
we need to find a leprechaun.

-Don't!
-I'm sorry.

Listen, I…

I just saw this red sand out there,
it was following me?

I thought it was
because I was tripping balls.

Our desert is alive.

It's filled with demon spirits
that attack our women.

Okay.

Speaking of D spirits,

I'm looking for something
I think you guys have.

-You know I can have…
-A pair of black…

You're angry with me?
How dare you?

You lay with my sister
and I'm the one you scream at?

I'm the one you threaten?

Zal. Calm yourself.

Pig!

You want my sister?
She's yours!

Wow, “Desert Dynasty.”

Do you think we're going
to get a girl fight?

Jesus, how long does one lick last?

Take her!

You two deserve each other!

You must be silent!

Now!

Gross.

But cool. But gross.

So anytime a woman
gets a teensy bit emotional…

…one of those things rises up
out of the sand and what?

Possesses her.

Eventually causing paralysis even death.

The men save us because they alone
have the strength to survive.

And the spirit zoo you got going?

They can't be killed
so I learned how to imprison them.

Some brave dudes.

And some awfully compliant women.

You're not seeing or hearing this are you?

Seeing or hearing...

I thought so.

Man, this lizard's
got a half-life like uranium.

So the guy with the axes.

Which tent's he hang his thong in?

Have we identified the leader
of the Serpent group yet?

Not yet. But we're looking.

Where?

Phyllis is in charge
of that investigation.

I could join her.

Perhaps there are places
she doesn't know to look that I would.

Considering my past.

That's a very generous offer.

But it seems that you have enough
on your plate already.

Very well.

I was just sitting in a bar...

...when a bear named Humbledrum
started talking to me.

What can I tell you,
Fillory's a weird place.

So I hear.

But you…

...a woman...

-...as king.
-Talking animals!

I'm going to go get some more.

Light speed, Bambi.

Okay, can you just tell me?

What the hell are you?

Pieces of you.

Your spirit guide, your memories,

your Eliot,

your conscience.

Speaking of conscience.

Wait, what?

You really gonna pass lycanthropy...

...to a guy who lives on a planet
with two moons?

I'll tell him I'm surfing
the red breakers...

...and we gotta get creative.

And this is just to get the axes.

Out. Now.

And this is guiding me, how?

It's the song you think to yourself
whenever you're working a guy.

Remember?

High school, junior year?

Ray Latanza.

-Ray Latanza.
-Yeah.

Yeah, this song came on
on the car radio...

I wanted to ride in his Porsche
so I gave him a handjob.

In your own driveway, which is sad,
because then your dad walked out.

Okay, road closure on Memory Lane.

I don't know where I'm goin'

But I sure know where I've been

Hanging on the promises
in songs of yesterday

As I've made up my mind

I ain't wastin' no more time…

Here I go again

Here I go again

Hi, Margo! Thanks for inviting me!

I invited her?

Though I keep searching for an answer

I never seem to find what I'm looking for

Oh, Lord, I pray you give me
the strength to carry on

'Cause I know what it means

To walk along the lonely
street of dreams.

Here I go again on my own

Going down the only road I've ever known

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone

And I've made up my mind

I ain't wastin' no more time

The Library says that they have
sufficient levels of ambient magic.

Magic output reports are published weekly.

Yeah, well, we didn't trust them.
And guess what?

Look, this is how much magic...

...The Library says
is being distributed as ambient.

And this is the level
in the pipes right now.

It's nothing close to amount
of magic they say there is.

So long as Library members
get their Deweys, who cares?

Besides hedges.

That can't be right.

It is.

We bugged the pipes.

A beetle with McCormick's Tracer.

Were you mapping the pipe system?

Trying to.

Until our beetle disintegrated
somewhere outside Earth.

But the spell shows magic levels.

And when we saw this,
we thought we should show you,

because I don't think you signed up
to work for an organization that lies.

Right?

-I'm sure there's an explanation.
-There is.

Harriet told you.
And me.

Everett's trying to squeeze out hedges.

This is just more of same.

Look, you're on the inside,

you can find out where the extra magic
is going and why they're hoarding it,

and why The Library is lying.

Yeah, Sweetie, just let me borrow them.

I'll have them back in a day,
two at the most.

No one else can use them but me.

They're enchanted.

As I'm sure you can understand,
better than most.

I…

I loved it last night,
when you did that thing to me?

What are you, some kind of...

...a witch?

Magician.

So can I get ones that work for me?

You'll have to make your own.

Swell. How?

Mostly white, no?

But every hundredth grain or so...

...is black.

A warrior goes alone into the desert.

Picks out only the black ones,
enough to fill a large bag.

Which is then forged.

Thanks.

You're gonna try?

I'm gonna do.

If you get the least bit emotional
the spirits will possess you.

Clear on that.

And there'll be no man to protect you.

Story of my life.

And you can't use magic.

-It renders the grains...
-Impotent?

I don't know that word.

You sure don't, Marathon Man.

I'm just another heart in need of rescue

Waiting on love's sweet charity

And I'm gonna hold on
for the rest of my days

What is she doing here?

-Four octave range, bitch.
-Seriously?

I got my id, my lost innocence,
my guilt, and now my inadequacy?

'Cause I know what it means

Yo walk along the lonely street of dreams

And here I go again on my own

Going down the only road I've ever known

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone

And I've made up my mind

I ain't wastin' no more time

But here I go again

Okay, this is too much.

Your subconscious thought
you needed some wisdom.

You do whiskey, not wisdom.

Okay, fine.

And I've made up my mind

I ain't wastin' no more time

Show off

Here I go again

Here I go again

Here I go again

Here I go

Mornin'. What can I do ya for?

We're hoping that you could help us
find somebody.

Well, I'm not sure about that,
but I could fix your shoes.

This is Berry's, right?

Yeah, I'm Berry. So…

We're looking for a leprechaun.

Right.

So are you looking for like
a pot of gold leprechaun,

or is this a breakfast cereal situation,
or...

We're looking for a god named Aengus,

but to find him,
we have to talk to a leprechaun first,

and I know this is a batshit thing
to say with a straight face,

but if you could help us...

All right, since you're desperate.

Are you the leprechaun?

What do you expect?

Some short little bearded
shite in overalls?

With a buckle on me hat?

Why didn't you just tell us?

Well, because you're hysterical
when you're desperate.

Wanna see Aengus?

He's right through there.

Great, no knob.

Someone's trying to kill your boss...

...and we need to warn him
so please just let us through.

No.

Aengus is pretty strict on that.

Keeps out the riff-raff.

Don't worry,

everything you need
to open the door is in here.

It's fun.

It's an escape room.

Like, for kids' parties?

Not ours.

Beautiful dreamer

Wake unto me

Starlight and dew drops

Are waiting for thee

Enough.

You loved this song when you were little
and your father sang it.

You're me, right?

I run me. So shut it.

Yes.

It's okay, I think I can get it.

Wait, wait.

Lets the knob down,
but if you stick your arm up there,

you'll just get sliced up.

We have no idea how close The Monster is.

So if I get cut, I get cut.

We don't have time to argue about this.

Stupid, because one of us here
is indestructible.

Hey.

It's you.

Julia.

Aengus has been very interested in you.

What's that supposed to mean?

No, no, nothing to worry.

We've all been interested in the girl
who became a goddess who became…

Shit, we still need a key.

Well then, maybe Aengus
would appreciate it if you let us through?

I can't!

I quit.

I can't do this anymore.

That goddamn lullaby.

He'd sing it every night to me.

Even away on business,

he'd sing it over the phone.

He called me his little princess.

He was better than other dads...

...and he thought I was better
than other daughters.

Until...

You had the audacity to grow up.

Fucking apologies for the surprise, Dad.

He saw what he raised.

A woman he couldn't control.

Who didn't need anyone else's approval.

Nothing deadlier to the fragile male ego.

He was the one
who told me I could be anything.

And I believed him.

But he didn't tell you
that the world makes you choose.

You can be one of the smart ones.

Or one of the pretty ones.

Or even a strong one. But...

Try to be all three.

Better learn to smile and shut up,

‘cause the second you're you,

the second...

...out loud, pissed off,

"What a bitch."

"What a slut."

"Who the fuck does she think she is?"

So you never give them the chance.

You hit first.

And anyone dumb enough to hit back...

...soon finds that
there's no hurting you,

sheathed in all that hard, glossy armor.

Then why does it hurt so much?

Why does it feel like
I'm losing my mind, Eliot?

Wind and sand
reduce mountains into rubble.

Are you stronger than a mountain?

I'm a King.

Not a goddamn princess.

A King.

You were.

I'm still a King.

King of Manipulation.

King of Pointless Rage.

King of I Can't Do This.

King of He Was Right.

King of I Eventually Fuck Up Everything.

That's not true.

That's what Eliot would say.

But you're not Eliot, are you?

You're me.

And we know.

Margo...

...don't.

Get angry?

I am angry.

Every second.

Every second my eyes are open.

Because I know who I am,

not what I pretend to be.

Can't do anything except pose and judge.

Margo.

You have to stop.

The only thing I ever did right
was be your best friend.

That's the only thing I ever got right.

And I can't even do that.

Or else this fucking bag
would be fucking full!

Wait.

You're a girl?

Sorry. Woman.

Female.

And how am I hearing you?

You're in my thoughts.

Who isn't?

Are you getting this?

-Yeah, of course.
-Of course.

So then maybe you can tell me,
if you're a woman-ish thing,

why do you do such shitty things
to other women?

What?

Fuck.

Last one.

It doesn't work.

Goddammit.

Come on.

You may enter.

Aengus, or Enyalius,
whatever your name is.

Do we… We're too late. Shit. Shit.

-Oh, your face.
-What the hell, dude?

We were trying to warn you.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I got you good.

Your anxieties are glowing.

This one especially.

The Monster is coming for you.

The one that you locked up in Blackspire.

You care for a snack?

Something to drink?
I mean, you've certainly earned it.

No, no.

We want you to leave.

I have a place to hide.

I just refuse to let your panic infect me.

Happiness is a choice, you know.

Yeah, well, you should turn the panic up.

We wasted so much time
in your escape room shit,

The Monster could be here any second.

You mortals are always
so precious about time.

There's never enough of it!

Every second I'm closer to death!

Well, yes.

How can you enjoy life
if you're in constant fear of its end?

Think on it.

Except you of course.

Julia...

...it's a fascinating pleasure.

Look, we're trying to save you.

You need to hide, now.

Yes, it took me a while
to shake the mortal fear, too.

You'll get there.

So that's a no on the snacks?

I did hope that the decoy and alias
would keep him at bay.

But just in case,

a fallout shelter of sorts.

No one, not even The Monster, can get in.

It's going to be so very boring, but...

...since you insist.

Thank God.

You're most welcome.

But before I…

Jesus Christ.

Julia.

Come with me.

What?

I know a thing or two about god powers.

Sure I can fix whatever's wrong with you.

We're more alike than you know.

Think it over.

Whilst I remember my password.

So can we do this thing?
Or what?

I don't mean to be brusk.

Do what?

Turn my black sand into axes.

Guys, whatever the joke is, skip it.

-It's just so...
-Richly enjoyable!

Not to mention, a first!

You should feel good at least,

no other woman has ever gone alone
out there and come back with all of that.

Most give up.

Or die.

Yeah, hilarious.

I can't believe your kingdom exiled you.

You're strong.

Smart.

And a very adequate whore.

Oh, yeah, it's a big uh-oh.

You know, funny thing happened out there.

I met one of them.
A demon spirit.

And I got the whole download
on how this place really rolls.

See, I lost my shit in a big way.

And she came up out of the sand,

only, I didn't see shifty scary smoke.

I saw her.

Maybe it's this weirdo fairy eye I have.

It's a long and very bizarre story
for another day and another quest.

But I also heard her.

She didn't attack me.

That's not what they do.

But you guys already know that, don't you?

You and your whole ruling council
of pussy-phobic chuckle-dicks.

Because those spirits,

when they hear a woman who's
sad or scared or upset...

...or angry,

they rise up out of the sand to help.

And they help by possessing
whatever man is causing the distress.

They're protectors.

And if the problem isn't a man,

they do whatever it takes to help women.

If your intent is to tell our people
those lies,

then I'm sorry...

...but that's not gonna happen.

If your intent was to double-cross me,

you missed a key plot point, shit-crisp.

I'm a fucking magician.

There's a storm on the way

All right

There's a storm on the way

And it's coming no matter what I say

Hey, hey, hey

There's truth in the thunder

There's love in the lightning

The feeling is frightening

But isn't it exciting

I'm something like stormy weather

If I weren't, we'd never

Huddle together

Do I got to tell you

That I'm also the sunlight

That shines shortly after

I just rain 'cause I have to

On to another chapter

I wish you lots of laughter

Till the next time you see me

Just remember you need me

I'm the storm coming

Just remember you need me

I'm the storm coming

I'm the storm coming

Just remember you need me

I'm the storm coming
I wish you lots of laughter

So the next time you see me
Just remember you need me

I'm the storm coming

Just remember you need me

I'm the storm coming

So here I come, I come, I come

I'm the storm coming

Don't ask why

Just live

And die

Aren't you going to use the axes?

No.

Tell the spirits to exit your husband.

They serve you.

All of you.

Come on, ladies, it's time to get
your head out of the sand.

Literally.

Close your eyes, think the thought.

"Leave my husband."

She's talking to me.

From now on if a demon possesses a man...

...or a woman you can just tell them
to leave.

Or stay and finish them off.

Or help with the laundry.

They're pretty handy.

Hey.

This isn't over.

Yes, it is.

No, it's not.

I'm gonna figure out whatever
the hell this Binder is all about...

...and become a goddess again.

Okay. It's not gonna make a difference.

Well, yeah, there's a ton
of reasons it won't,

but when has that stopped us?

Look, once I finally get
this goddess shit straight,

I need you...

...to help remind me what it's like
to give a shit about other people.

To want to risk your life to save them.

I got it.

May I come in?

Look who's up, Trump and Aunt Lydia.

Welcome to the New Desert Order.

It's gonna suck for you.

Beautiful dreamer

Queen of my song

List' while I woo thee

With soft melody

Gone are the cares...

...of life's busy throng

Nice song, asshole.

Beautiful dreamer

Wake unto me

Look, I know you're just
a reptilian hallucination...

...but I miss you.

So much.

And I promise you.

I'm gonna get you back.

Sounds of the rude world

Heard in the day

Led by the moonlight

Have all passed away