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Here we go...

The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi-chan

The gear shift's broken... Episode 1

I've been stuck in low gear... Episode 1

I've been stuck in low gear...

...I'm exhausted.

I'm home!

It sure was cold out today.

WELCOME HOME!!

The amount of malice hidden under that casual greeting...

This little sister of mine... she's good.

Kyon-kun, I'd like to hear about the fun you've been having without me!

That was for leaving me alone for the whole day...

...and for Shamisen, who had to put up with me!

For Shamisen?!

I'm beat.

Tired from playing with his sister until she fell asleep.

I should have just taken her with me...

Huh? Kyon's trying to go to sleep.

Let's help him count sheep.

Now jump! Jump around and be counted!!

Poor sheep! I can't sleep like this!

Huh? Where am I?

I hopped on the bed, started to count sheep, got upset...

Uh... then... ah...

this must be a dream!

Sorry sheep-san, I guess I did fall asleep...

It seems you're not a very nice guy.

Huh?

Hello, I'm Koizumi. I'm playing Mt. Fuji.

A weirdo appeared!

Huh? What's with that reaction?

I have a bad feeling that a lot of people will get mad if I admit you're Koizumi.

Well, this is just a dream, after all.

Yeah, but you're not supposed admit it!

You like my costume?

It's a bringer of good luck.

Mt. Fuji brings good luck.

Like I care!

Don't worry, as I've chosen the luckiest Mt. Fuji,

I will surely make you happy.

Your face doesn't match your costume...

Right?

...and I can't see how you would bring me happiness.

Y-You can't?!

Did you really imply that I'm not the real Mt. Fuji, but just another mountain?!

You're not Fuji?!

Expanding!

He's like a Celestial!

You should have kept that a secret!

Sorry, I got carried away.

I'm glad you're back.

I was sure I'm not the one who's supposed to be the straight man.

That would be an out.

It's already an out with that costume.

Is that so?

I guess for now I should look for the other two.

The hawk's been here since the beginning.

That's a hawk?!

Hello. I'm the hawk.

You're a crane!

Kyon-kun, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

I may have the body of a crane, but I have the heart of a hawk!

But you're still a crane, right?

I guess.

The one left is the eggplant, then?

From the look of things, it should be nearby.

Let's call and ask.

You have a cell phone?

Why is it on the ground?

Hello, is this Nagato-san?

Oh, so Nagato must be the eggplant.

Huh?

The phone was left on the ground.

Why didn't you tell us you found Nagato-san?

I haven't found her.

Huh? Isn't there a strap on the phone?

Strap?

Hello. I'm the eggplant.

There you are!

O-OK, so now everyone is here.

Now what?

Now what?

Let me wake up! I've had enough!

I can't let you go.

You can't?!

No, we certainly can't.

But, you've found the girl who always helps you when you're in a pinch.

T-That's right! Nagato!

Don't do the "cool face" in that costume.

Right.

OK, Nagato! Tell me how to get out of this dream!

Go to sleep in this world and you'll wake up in the other.

That's it?

That's it.

That was easy

Huh? Kyon-kun is trying to go to sleep.

Let's help him count sheep.

Now jump! Jump around and be counted!

No, don't do that!

Happy New Year