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Here we go...
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The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi-chan
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The gear shift's broken...
Episode 1
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I've been stuck in low gear...
Episode 1
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I've been stuck in low gear...
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...I'm exhausted.
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I'm home!
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It sure was cold out today.
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WELCOME HOME!!
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The amount of malice hidden under that casual greeting...
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This little sister of mine... she's good.
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Kyon-kun, I'd like to hear about the fun you've been having without me!
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That was for leaving me alone for the whole day...
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...and for Shamisen, who had to put up with me!
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For Shamisen?!
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I'm beat.
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Tired from
playing
with his
sister until
she fell
asleep.
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I should have just taken her with me...
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Huh? Kyon's trying to go to sleep.
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Let's help him count sheep.
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Now jump! Jump around and be counted!!
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Poor sheep! I can't sleep like this!
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Huh? Where am I?
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I hopped on the bed, started to count sheep, got upset...
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Uh... then... ah...
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this must be a dream!
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Sorry sheep-san, I guess I did fall asleep...
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It seems you're not a very nice guy.
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Huh?
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Hello, I'm Koizumi. I'm playing Mt. Fuji.
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A weirdo appeared!
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Huh? What's with that reaction?
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I have a bad feeling that a lot of people will get mad if I admit you're Koizumi.
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Well, this is just a dream, after all.
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Yeah, but you're not supposed admit it!
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You like my costume?
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It's a bringer of good luck.
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Mt. Fuji brings good luck.
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Like I care!
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Don't worry, as I've chosen the luckiest Mt. Fuji,
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I will surely make you happy.
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Your face doesn't match your costume...
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Right?
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...and I can't see how you would bring me happiness.
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Y-You can't?!
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Did you really imply that I'm not the real Mt. Fuji, but just another mountain?!
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You're not Fuji?!
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Expanding!
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He's like a Celestial!
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You should have kept that a secret!
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Sorry, I got carried away.
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I'm glad you're back.
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I was sure I'm not the one who's supposed to be the straight man.
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That would be an out.
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It's already an out with that costume.
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Is that so?
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I guess for now I should look for the other two.
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The hawk's been here since the beginning.
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That's a hawk?!
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Hello. I'm the hawk.
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You're a crane!
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Kyon-kun, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
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I may have the body of a crane, but I have the heart of a hawk!
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But you're still a crane, right?
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I guess.
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The one left is the eggplant, then?
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From the look of things, it should be nearby.
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Let's call and ask.
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You have a cell phone?
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Why is it on the ground?
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Hello, is this Nagato-san?
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Oh, so Nagato must be the eggplant.
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Huh?
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The phone was left on the ground.
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Why didn't you tell us you found Nagato-san?
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I haven't found her.
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Huh? Isn't there a strap on the phone?
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Strap?
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Hello. I'm the eggplant.
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There you are!
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O-OK, so now everyone is here.
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Now what?
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Now what?
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Let me wake up! I've had enough!
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I can't let you go.
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You can't?!
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No, we certainly can't.
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But, you've found the girl who always helps you when you're in a pinch.
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T-That's right! Nagato!
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Don't do the "cool face" in that costume.
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Right.
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OK, Nagato! Tell me how to get out of this dream!
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Go to sleep in this world and you'll wake up in the other.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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That
was
easy
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Huh? Kyon-kun is trying to go to sleep.
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Let's help him count sheep.
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Now jump! Jump around and be counted!
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No, don't do that!
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Happy
New
Year
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