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And this poker game is out of control.
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This is Tom Werner, Flaherty,
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Chen, Richard Freeman,
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I mean, if I want to
run with those guys,
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there's no better way
than playing cards.
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This is our money, yours and mine.
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I have absolutely no control
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over my own financial life.
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We did not have you educated
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for you to whine like this.
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You want your own resources?
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Go out and gather them.
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It's offensive, the sin of waste.
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How about the sin of being an asshole?
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- Are you gonna do something?
- Oh, I'll do something.
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- The fuck up and...
- Oh, my God!
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Mary Charles, are you a monster?
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Come here, you smug piece of shit.
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Let me get you a toothpick!
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He was charging me for coke!
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You have serious issues!
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I'm glad that you've decided to start
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attending your therapy
sessions, Mary Charles.
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They have a much better chance
of working when you're here.
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Well, I want to feel better.
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Also, it was either this or prison.
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That pisses me off, but...
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Well, tell me some of the
things that piss you off.
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Oh, we only have 50 minutes, right?
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How are you enjoying your
private weekend away so far?
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- Ma, leave us alone.
- All right.
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Call me later.
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Hey, thanks for arranging everything.
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I think you'll like this place.
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I will if it clears my head,
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gets the basketball out,
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the worries about the world.
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Gets you and me out from under
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my family for the first time since...
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Ever.
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Mmm.
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Okay.
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I really like Road Trip Allison.
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And we ain't even there yet.
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We getting there.
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Good job on the advance tour, Chen.
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I am so excited, I could shit.
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I never understood this expression.
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Why is shitting a desirable
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or even an acceptable reaction
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to a positive stimulus?
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I say this with all love,
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but if you ain't African-American
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you can't know how
much this museum means.
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I mean, the other
Afrocentric museums in Atlanta
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could fit into the restroom of this one.
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Again, a veiled shit
reference. Unintentional.
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All I'm saying is there
are other places one can go
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for one's metaphors, for fuck's sake.
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Look, this museum is a statement,
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a declaration, the planting of a flag,
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the biggest, blackest museum
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in the biggest,
blackest city in America.
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My God, I can't believe I'm emotional.
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"The Leonard Moscowitz Museum
of African-American Life."
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He was the principal benefactor.
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"The Leonard Moscowitz Museum
of African-American Life?"
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He got us the advance tour.
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Okay. Is there any chance
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that Leonard Moscowitz is a black guy?
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Very small chance. Very, very
small. I believe he's Jewish.
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Could he be a black
Jew like Lenny Kravitz
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or Whoopi Goldberg or Jesus?
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I only met him once, but I had
the sense that he was not black.
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This was based mostly on his whiteness.
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Okay, so you're telling me that the name
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on the Museum of African-American Life
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is not an African-American name.
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I'm not telling you that. That
gigantic sign is telling you that.
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Un-fucking-believable.
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Mary Charles, I don't understand.
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Every time we plant a flag,
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it's gotta be under
the white man's banner.
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We gotta have permission.
We gotta have a supervisor.
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I mean... and for fuck, why
would he use such big letters?
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Well, a good number of
his people wear glasses.
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I ain't worried about his people.
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I'm worried about my people.
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Well, maybe he didn't realize
how black people would feel
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when they saw it.
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Then somebody should've told him.
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People are reluctant to criticize
the rich and the powerful
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who tend to live in ivory towers.
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How much of a fucking ivory
tower do you gotta live in
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to not know that it might
be in slightly poor taste
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to put the name "Leonard Moscowitz"
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on the Museum of African-American Life?
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That ain't an ivory tower, Chen.
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That's an ivory bunker.
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That's a fucking fortress of ivory.
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I'm beginning to see that now.
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Can you get me a meeting with this guy?
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You were so excited a minute ago.
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Perhaps we can look past the sign,
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see the glass as half-full?
I mean, if it matters,
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I'm still waiting for the
Chinese-American museum.
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Then go and build it.
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You got the money for it
in the ashtray of your car.
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You can call it the
Ziggy Berkowitz Museum
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- of Chinese-American Life.
- Okay, take it easy.
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And anyway, it's way too many Chinese
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in America for a museum.
You'd overrun the place.
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As of this morning there are
3.8 million Chinese Americans.
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Well, it feels like more.
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You know, every time we talk about race,
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someone blows a gasket.
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I long for the day when
we are all one blended race
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and all of this shit... yes,
shit, I said it... will go away.
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Well, you and Ma just keep
doing what you're doing.
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Until then, I want a meeting.
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I ain't setting foot in
that place without it.
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Can't.
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This basement reminds me of
the first time I was molested.
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By a cartoon?
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Some of this stuff is
from the previous owners.
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The renovations are still in
the... the planning stages.
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Fuck you, Jimmy.
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How many stairs did I have
to take to get down here?
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What?
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Guys, it was Reggie's turn to host.
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So tonight, we're slumming it.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Before we begin, a toast to Chen
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for kissing us in on 6565 Peachtree,
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the sweetest commercial real
estate flip in anybody's memory.
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To Da Chen Bao, master of the deal flow.
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- Hey, to Chen!
- To Chen.
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Thanks to you, in all my
bathrooms, in all my homes,
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I'm installing those
Japanese toilet seats
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that actually weigh
you before and after.
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Japanese take deceptively heavy shits.
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Okay, Reggie, let's play cards.
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Or are we having a puppet show first?
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I have the reservation right here.
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Mr. and Mrs. Abdul-Jabbar.
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That's your guest alias,
to preserve privacy.
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Mrs. Abdul-Jabbar
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selected the Marshall
suite, second floor,
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very best we have.
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- And way to go, Allison.
- Sekinah.
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- What's my name?
- Weirdly, Nelson.
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- Nelson Abdul-Jabbar?
- That's correct.
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You'll enjoy the antique furniture
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and the vintage fixtures
and the free wi-fi.
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Gosh, it's a stunning
blend of old and new,
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and a big favorite on TripAdvisor.
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Sounds great.
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Yeah, thanks for humoring me there.
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They make me give that speech
to all the new arrivals.
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Oh, no problem.
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I'm just trying to put one
foot in front of the other.
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- I understand.
- We feel you.
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Well, things haven't exactly
worked out as planned for me.
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I had a scholarship to study
hotel management, Florida State.
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And something got
fucked up with my ACTs.
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- Hey, you're doing great.
- Just keep your head up.
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Yep. Yeah, stay the course.
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Fucking longest year of my life.
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- Okay, well, we're gonna head upstairs now.
- Yeah.
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Use the handrail.
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Woman fell last week.
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Horrible sound.
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All right, we will, uh,
use the handrail. Thank you.
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- Let's get the fuck out of this lobby.
- Mm-hmm.
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Reggie, minus 22 Gs.
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Oh, that's a setback for
that basement renovation.
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Richard, plus 26.
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Thank you, Atlanta.
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Jimmy, minus 166.
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- Ooh!
- Jesus.
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I gotta either quit
drinking or quit bluffing.
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Please continue doing both.
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You do have a tell, you know.
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- What is it?
- When you're bluffing,
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you do this.
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- That's it! That's it!
- I do not!
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Sometimes it's less pronounced.
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All right, fuck all of you.
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You'll be visited tomorrow
by the usual cash mules.
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Except for you, Reggie, obviously.
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- Thanks for hosting.
- See you, Reg.
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Enjoyed your third world basement.
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Next game on the set of "Romper Room."
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That's fu...
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Uh oh.
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The Peachtree Street deal?
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- It was Peachtree Road.
- Okay.
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Just after Peachtree Battle
Avenue and before Peachtree Hills.
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Yeah, whatever fucking Peachtree it
was, it must've been pretty sweet.
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Delectable. We got an
easement. Tripled the value.
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Wow. And why wasn't I in on it?
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- You?
- Me.
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I never thought about it.
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You have neither expertise
in commercial real estate
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nor quick access to capital.
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I got money, Chen.
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No, what you have is
a healthy bank account.
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The guys in the deal, they have money.
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Which is why I needed to be in on it.
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It starts with bringing
something to the table.
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How about the actual table?
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How about we work together?
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How about you see me
getting bled in this game,
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just, you know, trying to
cultivate relationships.
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I didn't think I had to
cultivate the one with you.
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How about you're fucking
my aunt, motherfucker?
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If anything, that would
make me an auntfucker.
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And actually, what Cassie and I do
is not fucking. It's making love.
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So if you must, you can call
me an aunt-love-maker-with.
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Okay, Chen, that's enough.
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I am always hesitant to
invest the money of my friends.
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The risk to the friendship is too great.
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But you do it with those guys.
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Because I don't give a
fuck about those guys.
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Those are friends of convenience,
but you are like family.
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In a fraternal sense,
Reggie, I love you.
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- I love you.
- Okay, just take it easy.
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There's an old Chinese proverb.
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"Lose a friend's money, and he
will shove a water ox up your ass."
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I am a big boy. It's my ox,
it's my ass. It's my risk.
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Technically, the ass is mine.
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- Chen.
- A minor point, I understand.
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- I would like to leave.
- Please.
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Oh, Cam!
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Oh, my...
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Oh, baby.
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Aah!
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh.
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Wow, I've never...
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heard you come like that before.
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Well, you never bit me before.
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Hotels always bring the freak out of me.
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- Mm-hmm.
- When we get home, we're moving to a hotel.
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Are you hungry?
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Hmm, for which? Food or the other?
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You cannot still be
hungry for the other.
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Hmm.
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But room service will be quick!
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Gimme the...
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Leonard Moscowitz,
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may I present Mary Charles Calloway?
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- Call me M-Chuck.
- Hi. Uh, call me Leonard.
254
00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:04,926
I am a big fan of your brother's.
255
00:10:05,027 --> 00:10:06,128
I think that he is the be...
256
00:10:06,228 --> 00:10:07,829
God damn it!
257
00:10:07,929 --> 00:10:10,265
He is the best thing to happen
to this city since Hank Aaron.
258
00:10:10,365 --> 00:10:12,067
Well, thank you, I'll pass that along.
259
00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:13,868
And thank you also for
this magnificent museum,
260
00:10:13,969 --> 00:10:16,105
Oh, come on. which will mean so
much to black people here in Atlanta,
261
00:10:16,205 --> 00:10:18,207
- and all over the country.
- Well, I was honored to do it.
262
00:10:18,307 --> 00:10:19,921
But you didn't schlep all the way
down here just to say thank you,
263
00:10:19,922 --> 00:10:20,990
and I like you already,
264
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,545
so why don't you just tell
me what's on your mind?
265
00:10:23,645 --> 00:10:25,314
Why'd you put your name on
the front of the building?
266
00:10:25,414 --> 00:10:27,149
Because no one would see it
on the back of the building.
267
00:10:27,249 --> 00:10:28,283
Why do people have to see it?
268
00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:29,618
Because I want them to see it.
269
00:10:29,718 --> 00:10:30,986
Which is perfectly natural,
270
00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:32,654
but which is also, to a black person,
271
00:10:32,754 --> 00:10:34,089
deeply, deeply offensive.
272
00:10:34,189 --> 00:10:35,224
My name is offensive?
273
00:10:35,324 --> 00:10:37,259
In this context, yes, Leonard.
274
00:10:37,359 --> 00:10:39,861
In another context, it's a perfectly
lovely name, and fun to say!
275
00:10:39,961 --> 00:10:41,063
"Leonard Moscowitz." I enjoy that.
276
00:10:41,163 --> 00:10:42,331
Leonard Moscowitz. Yeah, it's good.
277
00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:44,333
- Mm-hmm.
- But this museum is a testament
278
00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:46,635
to the 400-year struggle
of African-Americans,
279
00:10:46,735 --> 00:10:48,337
and so the first thing we
see shouldn't be quite so...
280
00:10:48,437 --> 00:10:49,638
Moscowitz-y.
281
00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:51,073
So it's okay to give the money,
282
00:10:51,173 --> 00:10:52,341
but I shouldn't be acknowledged.
283
00:10:52,441 --> 00:10:54,443
No, you should be, with
a lovely plaque, maybe.
284
00:10:54,543 --> 00:10:56,178
And other things too,
you know, like a dinner,
285
00:10:56,278 --> 00:10:57,879
for instance, for Man of the Year.
286
00:10:58,047 --> 00:10:59,681
You see... God damn it.
287
00:10:59,781 --> 00:11:04,053
Now, Miss Calloway, I donated
$26.4 million to this museum.
288
00:11:04,119 --> 00:11:05,954
I ramrodded it through City Council.
289
00:11:06,055 --> 00:11:07,889
- I got...
- None of that changes the principle.
290
00:11:08,057 --> 00:11:09,491
I mean, think about
it. How would you feel
291
00:11:09,591 --> 00:11:11,893
if you went to the Holocaust
Museum and over the door it said,
292
00:11:12,061 --> 00:11:13,162
"Brought to you by Tyler Perry"?
293
00:11:13,262 --> 00:11:15,064
I'd feel I went into the wrong business.
294
00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,066
You'd be devastated. You'd
be just as injured as I am.
295
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:19,101
I wanted to make a statement.
296
00:11:19,201 --> 00:11:20,602
That what, you're a great guy?
297
00:11:20,702 --> 00:11:23,572
No, that oppressed groups
should stand together.
298
00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:24,739
How are you an oppressed group?
299
00:11:24,839 --> 00:11:26,208
Somebody tell this guy he's white.
300
00:11:26,308 --> 00:11:27,876
- You're white, Leonard.
- Yeah, well, I may be white,
301
00:11:28,077 --> 00:11:29,544
but I am also Jewish.
302
00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:31,446
You just said, "I may be
white, but I'm also white."
303
00:11:31,546 --> 00:11:33,915
Well, Jewish people aren't white
the way other whites are white.
304
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,284
What fucking kind of
white are they, then?
305
00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,419
My people have a long
history of being oppressed
306
00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:39,254
by other whiter whites.
307
00:11:39,354 --> 00:11:40,289
We were persecuted by the Russians,
308
00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:41,956
we were boiled by the Spanish,
309
00:11:42,091 --> 00:11:43,092
fricasseed by the Germans,
310
00:11:43,192 --> 00:11:44,359
frozen by the Soviets.
311
00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:46,228
Your people came here for freedom.
312
00:11:46,328 --> 00:11:48,363
My people were already
free, but were kidnapped,
313
00:11:48,463 --> 00:11:49,698
and brought here and enslaved.
314
00:11:49,798 --> 00:11:51,500
Today, your struggle is over.
315
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,335
Oh, right, apart from the death
threats and desecrated cemeteries.
316
00:11:53,435 --> 00:11:55,270
No cops are shooting your children.
317
00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:56,805
Nobody's throwing your men in jail.
318
00:11:56,905 --> 00:11:58,107
If you don't count insider trading.
319
00:11:58,140 --> 00:11:59,941
- Chen, please.
- What? A little levity.
320
00:12:00,109 --> 00:12:01,410
Our people were once slaves, too.
321
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,511
To what, fashion?
322
00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:03,712
To the Egyptians,
323
00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:04,946
who were, by the way, Africans,
324
00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,249
so in a sense, we used to work for you.
325
00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,118
And in a sense, you make no sense.
326
00:12:09,218 --> 00:12:10,719
See, now that's rude,
327
00:12:10,819 --> 00:12:11,953
and I take pains not to be rude to you.
328
00:12:12,121 --> 00:12:13,322
Why are you allowed to be rude to me?
329
00:12:13,422 --> 00:12:14,956
Because the people on
the bottom of the ladder
330
00:12:15,124 --> 00:12:16,691
don't gotta be as nice
to the people on top
331
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,493
as the people on top gotta
be to the people on bottom.
332
00:12:18,593 --> 00:12:20,395
You are not on the bottom. Your
brother is toast of the town.
333
00:12:20,495 --> 00:12:22,297
As a people we are still oppressed.
334
00:12:22,397 --> 00:12:23,765
But not by me!
335
00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:26,335
Look, compared to my people,
I gotta say you're doing great.
336
00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:28,803
You just had a black president.
We're still waiting for a Jewish one.
337
00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:30,639
Entertainment business,
you guys are hot.
338
00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:32,274
The Jews, believe me, ice cold.
339
00:12:32,374 --> 00:12:34,309
My grandchildren dress like
you, they listen to hip-hop.
340
00:12:34,409 --> 00:12:36,145
Now how many black
10-year-olds do you know
341
00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:39,248
who have swag yarmulkes and
klezmer on their Spotify? Hmm?
342
00:12:39,348 --> 00:12:40,982
What did you say before Spotify?
343
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:44,052
I'm just saying that neither one of us
344
00:12:44,153 --> 00:12:46,255
has the market cornered on umbrage.
345
00:12:46,355 --> 00:12:48,757
Look, I am sorry about
your people's troubles.
346
00:12:48,857 --> 00:12:51,160
I am. I didn't know about
the Spanish barbeque thing.
347
00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:52,861
It's fucked up.
348
00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:55,164
But this museum is not yours. It's ours.
349
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:58,167
So if you're gonna give
it, give it, graciously.
350
00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:02,971
And if you're gonna receive
it, receive it graciously.
351
00:13:03,172 --> 00:13:05,240
Okay. What do you say
352
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,676
we all go out for some potato
latkes and collard greens?
353
00:13:07,776 --> 00:13:08,810
- Chen.
- Jesus.
354
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:10,245
Walking away. Miss Calloway,
355
00:13:10,345 --> 00:13:11,813
I really don't know what to say to you.
356
00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:13,182
How about "I'm sorry."
357
00:13:13,215 --> 00:13:14,549
Or "I'm really sorry."
358
00:13:14,649 --> 00:13:16,651
Or maybe, "Somebody get a baseball bat,
359
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,553
and knock my name off the
front of the building."
360
00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:22,191
Thank you very much for coming down.
361
00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:25,327
Have a very nice rest of the day.
362
00:13:29,398 --> 00:13:33,502
Bay Street Scramble, Mayme's
Omelette, coffee, toast for two.
363
00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:35,204
- Thank you, Duane.
- Mm-hmm.
364
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,038
Hey, is there a...
365
00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:38,407
a costume party or something
going on downstairs?
366
00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:41,310
What? Oh, you talking about my threads.
367
00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:43,077
No, brother, this is just how I dress.
368
00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:44,946
My personal style.
369
00:13:45,214 --> 00:13:47,081
I see you, Duane.
370
00:13:47,282 --> 00:13:49,851
$20? Goddamn, son.
371
00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:51,220
What do you do for a living?
372
00:13:51,253 --> 00:13:53,322
Gimme five!
373
00:13:53,422 --> 00:13:54,789
On the black hand side!
374
00:13:54,889 --> 00:13:55,957
Down low.
375
00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:58,327
- Too slow!
- Oh, man.
376
00:13:58,427 --> 00:14:00,094
- Duane, you're a trip.
- $20?
377
00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:01,930
Listen here, baby girl.
378
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:04,299
For $20 you need
anything, I mean anything,
379
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:05,967
you just let me know.
380
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:09,771
Duane's your man, rain,
hail, sleet or snow.
381
00:14:09,871 --> 00:14:11,706
Will do.
382
00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:13,074
Thank you, Duane.
383
00:14:13,308 --> 00:14:14,709
He's a good dude.
384
00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:17,446
I almost gave him another
$20 to get the fuck out.
385
00:14:17,546 --> 00:14:18,613
He was sweet.
386
00:14:18,613 --> 00:14:20,014
Forgot the hot sauce, though.
387
00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:25,254
How can I help you, Mr. Abdul-Jabbar?
388
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,256
Uh, Duane just brought up room service,
389
00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:28,557
but unfortunately
left off the hot sauce.
390
00:14:28,657 --> 00:14:31,159
- Could you send up a bottle?
- I'm sorry.
391
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,294
Uh, who did you say delivered your food?
392
00:14:32,394 --> 00:14:35,129
- Duane.
- Can you describe him?
393
00:14:35,264 --> 00:14:37,566
Mustache, afro, kind of retro-looking.
394
00:14:37,666 --> 00:14:39,534
Had a pack of Newports
in his chest pocket.
395
00:14:39,634 --> 00:14:42,271
Well, hmm.
396
00:14:42,371 --> 00:14:43,772
It's been a while since we've seen him.
397
00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:46,308
What does that mean?
398
00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:48,710
Duane died in 1978.
399
00:14:49,744 --> 00:14:50,745
What?
400
00:14:52,281 --> 00:14:54,349
Ah! Thank you.
401
00:15:00,455 --> 00:15:03,925
- Yeah.
- _
402
00:15:04,025 --> 00:15:06,295
Boy, when they say same day delivery,
403
00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:07,896
they are not just whistling Dixie.
404
00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:09,631
I wish I knew what that meant.
405
00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:12,133
Oh, Chen, thank you so much
for including me on this one.
406
00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:13,635
I'm not deaf to your requests,
407
00:15:13,735 --> 00:15:15,437
especially when you make
them over and over again
408
00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:17,306
in a profanity-laced tirade.
409
00:15:17,406 --> 00:15:19,140
I'm sorry about that, man.
410
00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:20,909
You know, I'm just trying to
do what's best for my family.
411
00:15:21,009 --> 00:15:23,545
Read the prospectus. I will
need a wire by the 23rd.
412
00:15:23,645 --> 00:15:25,780
Copy that.
413
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,649
Reggie.
414
00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:30,319
As I say to Cassie before
every sexual encounter,
415
00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:33,322
past performance does not
guarantee future success.
416
00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:36,558
I live my life without guarantees.
417
00:15:43,765 --> 00:15:48,337
They say he fell off a roof
39 years ago in the spring
418
00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,104
while cleaning out the
leaders and gutters.
419
00:15:50,339 --> 00:15:51,373
Oh, my God.
420
00:15:51,473 --> 00:15:53,708
Oh, it's a deceptively dangerous job.
421
00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:56,345
You reach out for another
clump of wet leaves,
422
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:58,347
you think you can make it.
423
00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:00,615
Then there's a sudden shift in weight,
424
00:16:00,715 --> 00:16:02,351
loss of friction,
425
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:03,952
then you reach out for something,
426
00:16:04,052 --> 00:16:05,354
but there's nothing.
427
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,356
And then the fall,
428
00:16:07,456 --> 00:16:09,891
so quick you barely have time to scream.
429
00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:13,495
And then all is dark and quiet.
430
00:16:13,595 --> 00:16:14,963
Poor guy.
431
00:16:15,063 --> 00:16:17,198
I thought he was retro.
432
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:18,367
Turned out that he was dead.
433
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,068
You have nothing to fear from Duane.
434
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:23,705
He was lonely in his
life and in his death.
435
00:16:23,805 --> 00:16:27,376
The story goes there was
this woman from Charleston.
436
00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:30,579
She was his great love,
but she spurned him,
437
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:33,382
a blow from which he
never would recover.
438
00:16:33,415 --> 00:16:35,063
Other guests have said it feels like
439
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:36,985
he's just looking for a connection.
440
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:39,488
- That's a lot to absorb.
- I know.
441
00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:42,624
It's some real goosebump shit.
442
00:16:42,724 --> 00:16:46,595
So by the time he left, Leonard
was not a happy Jewish camper.
443
00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:48,630
Mm-hmm. Chen?
444
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:52,233
Do you feel that is an
accurate recounting of events?
445
00:16:52,401 --> 00:16:55,269
I would like to say that I've never
felt this uncomfortable in my life.
446
00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:58,707
I understand that there's not a lot
of psychotherapy in your culture.
447
00:16:58,807 --> 00:17:01,710
Oh, no, there's tons. When Chinese
people aren't working 18-hour days
448
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:04,278
for sub-poverty wages or
living seven to a room,
449
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,448
they can reliably be found
on a therapist's couch.
450
00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:08,969
It would be valuable to
have your third party,
451
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:11,920
objective assessment of what happened.
452
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,088
She pissed him off.
453
00:17:14,188 --> 00:17:16,825
Okay, is... is there some sort of
olive branch that could be extended?
454
00:17:16,925 --> 00:17:19,428
You could send him some
Da Chen Bao men's apparel.
455
00:17:19,528 --> 00:17:21,430
His people don't buy it.
456
00:17:21,463 --> 00:17:22,931
It's a huge marketing problem.
457
00:17:23,031 --> 00:17:25,266
For years I've been trying
to attract that demographic
458
00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:26,568
by signing a world-class Jewish athlete
459
00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:28,437
who enjoys wearing Chinese underwear.
460
00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:31,272
You'd have an easier time
finding the Ark of the Covenant.
461
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,542
What I want to know,
Doc, is was I wrong?
462
00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:35,977
Were you wrong about this issue?
463
00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,546
That's above my pay grade,
464
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:41,082
but were you wrong to
express yourself angrily?
465
00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:42,751
I think you know how I feel about that.
466
00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:44,719
I thought I was over the anger part.
467
00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:45,987
When I took a shit on that grave,
468
00:17:46,087 --> 00:17:47,288
I thought I had closure,
469
00:17:47,456 --> 00:17:48,457
but I guess other things opened up.
470
00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:50,024
Please, can I go?
471
00:17:50,124 --> 00:17:52,761
Do you know what the root
cause of most anger is?
472
00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:54,896
- This? Sitting here?
- She was talking to me.
473
00:17:54,996 --> 00:17:57,065
A failure of empathy.
474
00:17:57,165 --> 00:18:01,936
An inability to see things from
the other person's point of view.
475
00:18:02,036 --> 00:18:04,473
You wanted to do a "do,"
476
00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:06,475
but you turned it into a "don't."
477
00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,577
So don't do a don't when
I'm trying to do a do
478
00:18:08,677 --> 00:18:10,311
because the don'ts outweigh the dos.
479
00:18:10,479 --> 00:18:12,581
Don'ts lay waste to
dos, as a matter of fact.
480
00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:14,749
I'm afraid that's all the time we have.
481
00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:16,518
Great, thanks, bye.
482
00:18:20,288 --> 00:18:23,324
Oh, my God, what a day I have had.
483
00:18:23,492 --> 00:18:25,359
This woman, Mary Charles Calloway...
484
00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:27,596
you know, the basketball
player's sister...
485
00:18:27,696 --> 00:18:31,500
she was incensed that I put
my name up on the museum.
486
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:32,767
I mean, just unrelenting.
487
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:35,804
Did you say Mary Charles Calloway?
488
00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:37,506
Yeah, I think they call her M-Chuck.
489
00:18:37,572 --> 00:18:38,773
I don't give a fuck what they call her.
490
00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:40,609
She pulled my headset off of my head
491
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:42,944
when I had the temerity to
ask her about her felony.
492
00:18:43,044 --> 00:18:44,613
What felony?
493
00:18:44,713 --> 00:18:47,048
Oh, she punched her fucking
wuss of a brother in the face.
494
00:18:47,148 --> 00:18:49,951
Whoa, "fucking wuss"? Wh...
why are you talking like this?
495
00:18:50,051 --> 00:18:51,920
Oh, they bring it out of me.
496
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,121
You are really wound up.
497
00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:54,723
Well, yes, I'm wound up! It's Tuesday!
498
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:56,224
Oh. I'm supposed to be showered
499
00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:57,358
and you're supposed to be showered.
500
00:18:57,526 --> 00:18:58,527
We're supposed to be in the bed,
501
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,561
doing something other than talking.
502
00:18:59,661 --> 00:19:00,962
I mean, I took a Viagra an hour ago.
503
00:19:01,062 --> 00:19:02,531
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Why didn't I tell you?
504
00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:04,833
You're supposed to
know about these things!
505
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:05,900
It's Tuesday, for fuck's sake, Leonard!
506
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,201
The reason that I am bringing this up,
507
00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:10,438
Savannah Couronis Moscowitz,
508
00:19:10,539 --> 00:19:12,574
is because you are my moral compass.
509
00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:14,809
Mm, well, flattery is not foreplay.
510
00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:16,645
No, no, no, just relax. I'm just
trying to have a conversation.
511
00:19:16,745 --> 00:19:18,146
I'm trying to not have a conversation...
512
00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:19,548
Because it's Tuesday.
513
00:19:19,648 --> 00:19:20,882
I know, I just need your point of view.
514
00:19:20,982 --> 00:19:22,984
Was it wrong of me to
put my name up there,
515
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,253
because I have to tell you,
she really found it offensive.
516
00:19:25,353 --> 00:19:26,755
- Those are two different words.
- What are?
517
00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:28,690
"Wrong" and "offensive." They
don't mean the same thing.
518
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:31,560
Something can be wrong
and not be offensive,
519
00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:33,562
and some other things can be
offensive and not be wrong.
520
00:19:33,628 --> 00:19:34,528
But I'm talking about this one thing.
521
00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:35,664
Well, this one thing
522
00:19:35,764 --> 00:19:36,731
happened to be both offensive and wrong.
523
00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:38,066
Wait, how can it be offensive?
524
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,433
I didn't mean it to be offensive.
525
00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:40,902
Do you mean this
conversation to be offensive?
526
00:19:41,002 --> 00:19:42,403
- No.
- But it is.
527
00:19:42,571 --> 00:19:44,038
Okay, but why didn't you tell me that?
528
00:19:44,138 --> 00:19:45,674
I'm not black.
529
00:19:45,774 --> 00:19:47,809
I didn't know it was offensive
until four minutes ago,
530
00:19:47,909 --> 00:19:50,879
and then when you told me and
I heard it and I said, "Eh... "
531
00:19:50,979 --> 00:19:54,716
So she was right about me being wrong?
532
00:19:54,816 --> 00:19:57,185
Is the answer in the question?
533
00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:59,153
It...
534
00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:01,723
God damn it.
535
00:20:19,608 --> 00:20:20,775
He ain't gonna be in the drawer.
536
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,911
How do I know what the
fucking ghost rules are?
537
00:20:23,011 --> 00:20:24,212
Fair enough.
538
00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:25,947
Are we crazy to stay here?
539
00:20:27,816 --> 00:20:30,685
To be honest, it's kind of exciting,
540
00:20:30,785 --> 00:20:32,854
like, we're actually in a ghost story.
541
00:20:32,954 --> 00:20:35,223
That's like a childhood dream.
I don't know if I ever told you.
542
00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:36,758
I don't know, you might have.
543
00:20:36,858 --> 00:20:38,459
I haven't thought about basketball
544
00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:40,261
or even Donald Trump in almost 24 hours.
545
00:20:40,361 --> 00:20:43,464
I thought about Donald Trump
when I was having sex with you.
546
00:20:43,564 --> 00:20:45,700
Oh, Jesus, no. Please, you didn't.
547
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,369
I didn't. I just think about you.
548
00:20:50,705 --> 00:20:52,774
You think Duane's watching us right now?
549
00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:54,643
Yo, Duane.
550
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,010
Show's starting.
551
00:21:01,783 --> 00:21:03,652
So, what do you think?
552
00:21:03,752 --> 00:21:05,754
I think Chen is a
billionaire for a reason.
553
00:21:05,854 --> 00:21:07,756
I know, right?
554
00:21:07,856 --> 00:21:10,659
Uh, I should probably offer
Cam a piece of my piece.
555
00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:13,094
Right, because Cam's the
one who's been working
556
00:21:13,194 --> 00:21:15,997
to get into the deal flow, and taking
it in the neck at that poker game.
557
00:21:16,097 --> 00:21:18,299
No, because when it comes
to off-the-course stuff,
558
00:21:18,399 --> 00:21:20,068
we always deal each other in.
559
00:21:20,168 --> 00:21:21,169
Look, if it's the amount of
money you're worried about...
560
00:21:21,269 --> 00:21:22,503
- It is not.
- Good.
561
00:21:22,671 --> 00:21:24,005
Because half of it's coming from me.
562
00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:26,140
I understand. Half of
our money is your money.
563
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,677
That's not what I mean.
564
00:21:28,743 --> 00:21:30,845
I'm asking my parents to open the trust.
565
00:21:32,313 --> 00:21:33,314
I don't need you to do that.
566
00:21:33,414 --> 00:21:35,216
Nothing to do with you.
567
00:21:35,316 --> 00:21:37,318
This deal is a winner,
568
00:21:37,418 --> 00:21:39,387
and I need me to do it.
569
00:21:39,688 --> 00:21:41,122
Hmm.
570
00:21:41,222 --> 00:21:45,026
Don't worry. Half of
our money is your money.
571
00:22:04,245 --> 00:22:05,279
Your lady's flexible.
572
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:07,481
Mommy!
573
00:22:12,921 --> 00:22:14,723
He was standing right behind me!
574
00:22:14,789 --> 00:22:16,725
Shaving! Lining his shit up!
575
00:22:16,825 --> 00:22:18,592
This is so fucked up!
576
00:22:18,727 --> 00:22:21,095
Holy shit! Holy fucking shit!
577
00:22:21,195 --> 00:22:23,865
Hey, Duane, what do you want of us?
578
00:22:24,966 --> 00:22:26,234
What the fuck?
579
00:22:26,334 --> 00:22:29,570
Cam, this is my cousin Owen.
580
00:22:29,738 --> 00:22:32,273
So great to meet you, man. My
cousin thinks the world of you.
581
00:22:32,373 --> 00:22:34,275
- You ain't dead?
- No, sir.
582
00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,745
I work at the J. Crew
factory over in Pooler.
583
00:22:36,778 --> 00:22:38,146
Do some acting on the side, though.
584
00:22:38,246 --> 00:22:39,347
Dinner theater and whatnot.
585
00:22:39,447 --> 00:22:41,049
Awhile back Allison called us,
586
00:22:41,149 --> 00:22:43,484
and she said, "My boyfriend
needs to get out of his own head."
587
00:22:43,752 --> 00:22:44,753
Seems to have worked.
588
00:22:44,786 --> 00:22:46,587
So you dreamed all this up?
589
00:22:46,755 --> 00:22:48,356
To the last detail.
She wrote all my lines.
590
00:22:48,456 --> 00:22:51,893
Tell me about it. She nearly killed
me with your fucking backstory.
591
00:22:51,993 --> 00:22:53,762
And plus, she wanted me
to be slightly menacing,
592
00:22:53,828 --> 00:22:55,029
so I can't wait to
shave and cut my hair.
593
00:22:55,129 --> 00:22:56,430
That's Cousin Al.
594
00:22:56,530 --> 00:22:58,632
She loves you. She knows what you need.
595
00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:00,769
She goes above and beyond.
596
00:23:02,503 --> 00:23:05,373
You know, I did think
something was a little screwy.
597
00:23:05,473 --> 00:23:07,441
Uh, sure you did.
598
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:09,878
That's why you're standing here
in the lobby in your underwear.
599
00:23:09,978 --> 00:23:12,313
You mad at me?
600
00:23:14,248 --> 00:23:15,884
Mmm.
601
00:23:30,999 --> 00:23:32,200
Okay.
602
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:44,813
- Hello?
- M-Chuck?
603
00:23:44,879 --> 00:23:47,448
Yeah, this is Leonard Moscowitz.
604
00:23:47,548 --> 00:23:51,119
I was eight years old in 1964,
605
00:23:51,219 --> 00:23:53,487
alone with my grandmother
because my parents
606
00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:55,123
were in Mississippi when it was burning.
607
00:23:55,223 --> 00:23:57,826
In '65, my parents
were marching on Selma,
608
00:23:57,926 --> 00:23:59,660
with my Aunt Selma,
609
00:23:59,828 --> 00:24:01,662
which is why I built the museum
610
00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:02,864
and which is why I put my name on it
611
00:24:02,964 --> 00:24:05,433
in, yes, obnoxiously large letters
612
00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:06,467
that you can see from Earth's orbit.
613
00:24:10,104 --> 00:24:13,942
Because I wanted to say to everyone
614
00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:16,177
that the world is changing
and all oppressed people,
615
00:24:16,277 --> 00:24:19,447
we'll stand together, we're not
gonna take this shit anymore.
616
00:24:19,547 --> 00:24:21,115
Now, see, that's some good shit.
617
00:24:21,215 --> 00:24:22,450
You should put that on the building.
618
00:24:24,886 --> 00:24:27,121
There goes the W. I loved the W.
619
00:24:27,221 --> 00:24:30,859
Thank you for taking your name
off, Leonard. I can see it hurts.
620
00:24:30,925 --> 00:24:34,428
I'll live. It's the right thing to do.
621
00:24:34,528 --> 00:24:36,130
What I say doesn't matter
622
00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:38,066
nearly as much as what you hear.
623
00:24:40,068 --> 00:24:42,703
You know, I never made
it past the atrium.
624
00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:45,974
Well, it turns out if
you give $26.4 million,
625
00:24:46,074 --> 00:24:47,942
they give you a set of keys.
626
00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:49,878
Would you like a tour of your museum?
627
00:24:49,944 --> 00:24:52,713
- Very much.
- I think you're gonna like it.
628
00:24:52,881 --> 00:24:55,283
You know, I think I'm gonna love it.
629
00:24:55,383 --> 00:24:58,186
Except it's so dark in there. How
are we gonna see where we're going?
630
00:24:58,286 --> 00:25:01,489
You don't have to see
the whole staircase.
631
00:25:01,589 --> 00:25:03,491
- Just take the first step.
- Mm-hmm.
632
00:25:03,591 --> 00:25:06,260
God damn it.
633
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,261
Sorry.
634
00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:14,668
I don't want to go home.
635
00:25:14,903 --> 00:25:16,804
Me neither.
636
00:25:16,905 --> 00:25:18,907
I could buy us this house if you want.
637
00:25:19,007 --> 00:25:21,409
Right, and then your
family could join us.
638
00:25:23,912 --> 00:25:26,080
I do think we need a souvenir, though.
639
00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:27,781
Okay.
640
00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:29,984
They got a lot of jewelry
stores in Savannah.
641
00:25:30,084 --> 00:25:31,752
Well, maybe we can get necklaces,
642
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,287
something to ward off spirits?
643
00:25:33,387 --> 00:25:35,023
We could.
644
00:25:35,123 --> 00:25:36,925
Or we could look at rings.
645
00:25:42,931 --> 00:25:47,931
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