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I want to start a... a family foundation
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in honor of my uncle Julius.
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Starting Calloway Philanthropic Trust,
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which will donate $5 million
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to surgeries for kids
who deserve to breathe
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the same fresh air that we all breathe.
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Hi, I'm Cassie Calloway
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and welcome to the world
premiere of my podcast.
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With me, I have my
son, Cameron Calloway,
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and my proud lesbian
daughter Mary Charles.
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I'd like to ask if there's anyone
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who might be harboring a desire
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for a homosexual experience to rise.
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So beautiful to see people
for who they truly are!
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We need to tell them,
"Get the fuck out."
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- You smug motherfucker!
- Please, Mary Charles, Mary Charles...
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Hold up!
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Homosexuals make you
shiver with revulsion!
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- What's up, beautiful?
- Baby,
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do you think I should
get breast implants?
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Mm, I think you're perfect as is.
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Get in here. I want company.
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Give me two seconds. I gotta piss.
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Ah, my Romeo.
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Missy, call me back.
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I need you running my gala
event. Say yes, please!
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Sorry, I'm yelling. Okay, bye.
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I cannot believe I ate four pancakes.
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You would've ate the
plate if they let you.
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That's why I motioned to the busboy,
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- 'cause you was going in.
- Hey, hey, watch it.
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That's Cam Calloway!
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I told you that was him!
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Hey, ladies.
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- Oh, can we get a picture?
- Yeah.
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- Get in, y'all, get in.
- Okay.
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Oh, can you take some? Full body.
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- All right, thank you ladies.
- Ooh, Cam.
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Thank you, with your fine ass.
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Cam-Cam a little slim
thick thing, ain't he?
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Way thicker than he looks on TV.
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Okay, girls, I gotta go.
Y'all have a good one.
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This is as good as it's gonna get.
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Unless you come home with us.
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Bye!
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I left my shades in the restaurant.
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Look, I'm gonna go get
'em. I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Can I ask you something?
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- Certainly.
- How did you bag a man like Cam?
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Pardon me?
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- Pardon me. Pardon me!
- Certainly.
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- Polly want a cracker?
- Pardon me.
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So what does Cam like besides these
uppity chicks? You treat him right?
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You saw the smile on
his face. He thinks so.
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She say he think so.
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He can't know unless he
been with a real bitch.
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Talk about smiles on faces, shit.
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I'll put a smile on his face.
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We just talking 'bout
Cam Calloway. Why you mad?
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She mad 'cause she basic as fuck.
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- Who you calling "basic"?
- Who answered?
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I keep Cam more than satisfied, sweetie.
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Oh, yeah? You dead bug him?
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Polly might need a translator.
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Do you eat his ass?
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Dead bug is when he lays
on his back like a dead bug
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while you eat his butthole
like it's a pudding cup.
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If not, you gon' lose
him to a lady who does.
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- Mm-hmm. - A real
lady eats ass, baby.
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Noted.
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It's true, even though
it sounds contradictory.
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Go ahead and dead bug that boy
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or Cameron just upgrade
to a real white girl.
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They doing everything!
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So, I made a list of pros and cons,
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and I think I'm gonna do it.
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No. You don't need to do it.
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I got very few cons on my list.
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Baby, maybe I don't declare it enough,
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but I want to state clearly, again,
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I love your breasts.
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- Thank you.
- Don't matter
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when I'm looking at you,
clothes on or clothes off.
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Clothes off, I see them
in all their splendor.
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Clothes on, I marvel at what's
going on underneath there
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and at the fact that while
many men may speculate,
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I actually know.
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Get your... what are you doing?
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I don't want you to get implants.
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Wait, what?
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I don't want you to get implants.
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You thought I was talking
about getting breast implants?
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Yes, I did. Why are you laughing?
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Upstairs, you, uh, like
an hour ago, you said that.
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Okay.
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Before I got in the shower,
I had read a post on Twitter,
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about men and breasts,
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and then that started a
separate train of thought
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once I was in the shower,
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but in more of a glancing way,
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not an overly-contemplative,
reassessing way.
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And yet, right when you
opened the shower door,
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you caught me thinking to myself.
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Audibly, naked, and
pointing at your breasts.
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No, no breast implants. I want to
talk to you about something else.
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Cam asked me to be the
chairperson for a gala event
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for the family foundation.
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You think it's a bad idea?
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I think it's an idea that
should remain an idea.
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- Pro number one.
- Ah, Missy.
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I'll be helping people,
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helping kids with the
Frozen Nostril Syndrome,
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and other charities that Cam's
foundation has been formed to help.
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Plenty of other ways to help.
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Pro number two.
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It'll raise our profile in Atlanta.
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Raise my profile as an
all-purpose event planner,
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and media and charity consultant.
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Because what's a profile
for if it ain't being raised?
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So you're with me so far?
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I am with your pros,
inasmuch as they are pros
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in their hopeful form,
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unsullied by the emotional whims of Cam,
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a big-hearted man-child
whose mother and sister
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will have whims of their own
of what a gala should look like.
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They like me.
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Oh, no, they will like
telling you what to do.
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Menu suggestions, music suggestions...
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guest list and... and
gift bag suggestions,
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all presented as suggestions,
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but soon revealed to be commands
just disguised as suggestions.
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I know all this.
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Yeah, well, knowing it don't change it.
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If I know that I'm about
to step in a pile of shit,
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and then I step in a pile of shit,
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I still stepped in a pile of shit,
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and that's on me, Missy.
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That ain't on that pile of shit.
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Don't you think that this
is a grand gesture of trust,
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from Cam to me?
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Yes. But I also think
it's more than just that,
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to be what it actually is until
some future moment arrives,
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and it's the... the unpredictable,
mysterious, unknown future
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that gives me pause, as it should you.
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You don't think I can
learn from my mistake.
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You could. You might,
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or you could just not make them at all.
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Look, I'm sure when
Icarus put on his wax wings
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and he flew into the sun,
somebody said, "Yo, Ick,
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you sure you want to do this?"
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Cam told me that I would run the show,
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and I like being the boss.
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Then you don't want this job.
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But I do.
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I do. I so, so do.
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Then go with God, because it
will take a supernatural being
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to get you through this in one piece.
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Okay, let's go tell Cam in person.
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Mm-mm!
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Today is his off day.
He'll be off all day.
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We'll go when we done.
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- You already ready to go again?
- I am a virile man.
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I'm looking at you, about
to look at you naked,
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so yes, take your shirt off.
Let me get some of this perfect.
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Oh, trust me, this is gonna be so great.
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- This part will be.
- Mmm.
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- Oh yeah?
Okay. - Mm-hmm.
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Here we go. Three, two, one.
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Welcome to the first live streaming
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of the "Things We Think That
You Should Think Too" podcast.
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Hi! I'm Cassie Calloway,
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the woman that's doing
all of the thinking,
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and I'm joined by my love,
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apparel magnate Da Chen Bao,
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my producer, Squeeze,
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and the world's oldest college freshman,
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my daughter Mary Charles.
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Let her be proof that
it's never too late
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for you to get smart.
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So, Mary Charles, why don't you
tell us what you're studying?
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Psychology.
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So your microaggressions
don't work on me.
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Oh, so just in case you
guys didn't pick up on that,
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that is a educated lady talking.
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So, um, why don't you tell
us what microagression is?
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It's when, despite there
being 50 rooms in this mansion,
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you choose the one room I'm studying in
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to set up your podcast right next to me.
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Oh, that's not a microagression.
That's just inconsiderate.
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You know, normally my daughter and I
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would have a catfight
after such an exchange,
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but the new grateful me
is just gonna simply say
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that, you know, I'm just so blessed
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to be in this big, beautiful-ass house.
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You know? I'm just
counting my blessings.
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I'm blessed, blessed, blessed, blessed!
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But there are a lot of people
out there who aren't blessed.
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You know, a lot of people
out there need help.
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That's why this podcast promotes
the Calloway Philanthropic Trust.
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If you got some money you want
to give away to a good cause,
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we are the trust you can trust.
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Our foundation is doing
a lot of great work.
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I mean, we're helping
kids breathe and shit.
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You know, the Calloway
family is all about
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sharing our voluminous blessings.
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Very generous, Miss Cass.
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That's who I am, Squeeze.
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I just wouldn't be grateful if...
if I didn't count my blessings.
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You know, I got this
big beautiful house.
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You know, my banging figure.
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- Oh, my God.
- My 12,000 podcast followers.
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My billionaire boo.
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On paper, not liquid.
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My multi-millionaire star athlete son,
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and my beautiful lesbian daughter.
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Ma, don't say "lesbian" like
it's an accomplishment. It ain't!
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It is an accomplishment to
be a part of a normal family
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whose mother doesn't care
that you sleep with women.
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See, now that's a microaggression.
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This is judgmental America, okay?
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Not... not the island of Lesbos.
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Look, I am just blessed
to be under this big roof
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and have a beautiful lesbian
daughter underneath that roof.
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I want people to know that
I know that I'm blessed.
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Why is it that when people
start going on and on
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about their blessings, it kind
of just sounds like braggings.
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It's kind of like saying you got
more of God than other people.
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All right, so, since
we're live streaming,
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fans and followers can
comment in real time,
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so why don't you post a comment,
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and we'll pick out the best one.
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So since today's topic is blessings,
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and I've already said mine,
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who's up next?
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You know what I realized yesterday?
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It's really hard to be in
a bad mood if you whistle.
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Like, my out whistles a lot
better than my in whistle,
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though I gotta work on that.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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That's a "nothing" that
sounds like a something.
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Do you think I'm a basic bitch?
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What?
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When you ran back to
get your sunglasses,
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those women called me a basic bitch.
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Sorry about that.
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They really came for me.
249
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Like a pack of hyenas.
250
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Wanted to rip their hair out.
251
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It's good that you didn't.
252
00:10:36,101 --> 00:10:38,537
Turn around. I want to find them.
253
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:39,871
No, you don't.
254
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,907
- Oh, I do.
- Oh, you don't.
255
00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:44,076
Then drop me off, and
I'll fuck 'em up myself.
256
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,945
Baby, you don't want
to end up on WorldStar.
257
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,913
You don't want to end up on WorldStar.
258
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I don't give a fuck.
259
00:10:49,881 --> 00:10:51,183
We don't want to end up on WorldStar.
260
00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,617
Come on, babe. That's not you.
261
00:10:52,717 --> 00:10:54,853
This is me when I want
to fuck somebody up.
262
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,922
Because if that shit
happens to me again,
263
00:10:57,022 --> 00:10:58,323
I'm gonna start sticking up for myself,
264
00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:00,825
and using these fucking hands
to crack some fucking heads.
265
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,227
Do you expect me to eat your ass?
266
00:11:02,327 --> 00:11:04,829
Wait, what are we doing right now?
267
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,399
We're trying to ascertain
your sexual expectations,
268
00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:10,802
and the subject of
ass-eating's on the table.
269
00:11:10,902 --> 00:11:12,604
How'd this table get in the Tesla?
270
00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:15,207
Those same women said if I
don't start dead bugging you
271
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you're gonna upgrade
to a real white girl.
272
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,545
Wow, you guys talked about a lot.
273
00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:22,214
Upgrading from you is impossible,
274
00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:24,883
and I have no clue what dead bugging is.
275
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,185
You lay on your back like a dead bug
276
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,387
while your asshole gets eaten.
277
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:29,288
By who?
278
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,356
Whoever likes that kind of shit!
279
00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:35,227
Actually, whoever likes licking shit.
280
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,266
I'm sorry. Part of being famous
281
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,566
is having to deal with assholes.
282
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And apparently, eating them.
283
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,616
And my last, most important blessing,
284
00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:00,152
is my Cassie.
285
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:03,388
Oh, thank you, baby.
286
00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:06,058
- Oh, my goodness, and speaking of blessings...
- Hi.
287
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,227
... and my actual baby, my son Cam
288
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,996
and his girl Allison. Y'all come on in!
289
00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:14,266
We're live streaming to
my over 12,000 followers.
290
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,868
Only about 23 are on right now.
291
00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:18,437
Well, today's topic is blessings,
292
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,339
and we're telling all
the people all the things
293
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that we should not take
for granted. Join us!
294
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,210
Ma, we... we're gonna go work out.
295
00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:27,379
Oh, come on. Come...
come talk to the people.
296
00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:30,015
Look, baby, you're gonna be
running for senator one day.
297
00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:31,820
And you don't want people
thinking that you're too good
298
00:12:31,821 --> 00:12:33,018
for your mother's podcast.
299
00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:34,886
Plus, we want to talk
about all the plans
300
00:12:34,986 --> 00:12:36,688
for the Calloway Philanthropic Trust.
301
00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:39,124
Uh, just a second, Ma.
302
00:12:39,224 --> 00:12:41,593
Oh, okay. Well, hurry
up. Don't take too long.
303
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:44,096
We can go. I'm fine.
304
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,230
Nah, I ain't going on that.
305
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,132
Let's just go say a quick hi.
306
00:12:47,232 --> 00:12:49,334
She asked you about truffle
butter last time you were on there.
307
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,903
I just learned about dead bugging.
308
00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:53,038
I ain't afraid of no truffle butter.
309
00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:54,206
When people are good pe...
310
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,141
Come on! What's the hold-up?
311
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,043
Ma, I'm tremendously blessed.
312
00:12:58,143 --> 00:12:59,678
We're just gonna take a flyer.
313
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,780
Okay, well, I... I'm disappointed,
314
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,695
but if the journey that God has you on
315
00:13:03,696 --> 00:13:05,217
- is leading you away from my microphone...
- It'll be fun.
316
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:06,918
I'm not doing it. Trust me on this.
317
00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:08,587
Okay, you know what?
Forget you, I'm going.
318
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,055
Okay, okay, fine.
319
00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:11,323
Can I still join you right now?
320
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:14,559
As blessed as you
are? Of course you can.
321
00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:16,228
Allison...
322
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,729
Hey, hey, just go to
the gym, party pooper.
323
00:13:17,829 --> 00:13:19,564
Allison can speak for herself.
324
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:21,100
We're good.
325
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,336
Hey, what's dead bugging?
326
00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:26,638
What?
327
00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:29,108
I'm fine, Miss Cass, thanks.
328
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,277
Truth is, like you
said, I am very blessed.
329
00:13:32,377 --> 00:13:35,414
Oh, you're with my son. You sure are.
330
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,450
Well, you know, lately, I've
been starting to ask myself,
331
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:41,420
why is it that some black
women feel like the only way
332
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,955
for them to be somebody is
to crap all over someone else?
333
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,557
What black women? Who?
334
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:48,093
What is with the black community
tearing its own people down?
335
00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:49,694
Ooh, yes, this... this is a good topic.
336
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:51,363
Agreed.
337
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,665
Oh, no, no, we're talking
about blessings this episode.
338
00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:56,501
We can talk about the black
community next episode.
339
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:59,738
This is a problematic
phrase, "the black community."
340
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:03,542
I work with black people.
I live with black people.
341
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,144
I market to black people,
342
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,246
and I can tell you there
are many black communities,
343
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,981
within this so-called "black community."
344
00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:11,783
Yeah, well, we'll talk
about it next episode.
345
00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:12,984
Ma, we're already talking about it.
346
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:14,219
I'm trying to keep it positive.
347
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:16,188
I hate how people in America
348
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,257
want to make all people from Asia
349
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,359
into something called
"the Asian community."
350
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:24,996
They go sticking Chinese and Japanese
and Koreans into one big group!
351
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,566
We are not a community.
352
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,235
The people of our nations have
been warring for centuries.
353
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:33,004
Long before humans invented ships,
354
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,140
our ancestors would travel on foot
355
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,075
to murder and pillage each other.
356
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:41,646
The notion that Chinese
and Koreans and Japanese
357
00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:45,217
and Vietnamese and... and
Laotians and Cambodians
358
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,652
and Filipinos and Polynesians and Thais
359
00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:51,790
all share the same troubles,
concerns, wants, and wishes
360
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,025
is a fiction!
361
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,328
Just as with pasta and calligraphy,
362
00:14:56,428 --> 00:15:01,300
Asians perfected genocide
long before Europeans did.
363
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:06,037
Well, thank you, Chen. Your
perspective is a blessing.
364
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,039
It's like he said,
Ma, the black community
365
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:09,574
have been too slow to accept gay folks.
366
00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:11,210
A lot of people in the black community
367
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,645
got a lot of ignorant things
to say about gay people.
368
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:15,046
White people do, too.
369
00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:16,648
We ain't discussing
white people right now.
370
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:18,750
White people ain't in
the black community.
371
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,051
Hall and Oates came close.
372
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:21,186
Till people got a look at 'em.
373
00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:23,222
I still wonder about Oates.
374
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,591
The topic Allison just brought
up is the black community.
375
00:15:26,691 --> 00:15:28,193
For next week.
376
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:30,229
This week, we're
talking about blessings.
377
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,796
Well, speaking of
bragging about blessings,
378
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:34,233
there's a lot of
holier-than-thou black church folk
379
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,568
who ought to re-examine who
they're casting stones at,
380
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:38,837
trying to throw people like
me out of the community.
381
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,239
If we're all one big black community,
382
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,706
a lot of us hate a lot of other of us.
383
00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,174
I like you.
384
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,277
Squeeze, you're wearing a rugby shirt,
385
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,312
and you listen to Willie Nelson.
386
00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:50,215
Thanks, but you're in the last
row of the black community.
387
00:15:50,315 --> 00:15:52,951
Today I didn't appear black
enough to some of Cam's fans.
388
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:55,354
What exactly are the
constituent elements
389
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,356
of the black community,
as you define it?
390
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,359
Well, one would think all
of the black community,
391
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,093
but there's too many of us
trying to kick each other out
392
00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:03,362
for one thing or another.
393
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,664
Look, I'm not saying
that it's not important.
394
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,900
I'm just suggesting that we
actually think about the things
395
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,369
we think that you should think too,
396
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,337
rather than blurt out a rash
of things we may not think,
397
00:16:12,437 --> 00:16:14,573
but think are worthy of discussion.
398
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:18,142
Because if we discuss things without
knowing what we think about them,
399
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,245
people may think we
actually thought things
400
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:23,014
we don't really think are for certain.
401
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:24,649
And that could be bad.
402
00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:26,385
Agreed.
403
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,653
So let's save this dialogue
for next week, thank you.
404
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:31,356
Miss Cassie, we're up to
5,000 people watching now.
405
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:33,458
Ma, when you talk about
the black community,
406
00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:35,660
the black community comes out to
hear what you think about them.
407
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,130
Okay, well, I guess since the
black community is engaged,
408
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,432
what y'all want to talk about?
409
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,000
Well, maybe they can explain to me
410
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,936
how does calling me "basic
as fuck" make you any blacker?
411
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:46,371
That's what they said?
412
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:47,706
Basic?
413
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:48,940
It's like saying somebody
does typical things.
414
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,375
Aw, baby, being basic
415
00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:52,644
has nothing to do
with how black you are.
416
00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:54,913
I mean, look at your
cleavage. That ain't basic.
417
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,415
It's black and it's beautiful.
418
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,850
Just lower your zipper a
few inches and you're good.
419
00:16:58,950 --> 00:16:59,984
It's a mean girl thing.
420
00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:01,620
It's not just women, though.
421
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,922
It's the black community as a whole.
422
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,524
So I'm out because I'm not black
423
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,292
the way you want me to be black.
424
00:17:07,392 --> 00:17:08,927
What do I gotta do to
prove that I'm black?
425
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:10,962
Why can I not get a cogent answer?
426
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:12,881
Who... who exactly is in this idea
427
00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:15,200
of black community that you put forward?
428
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,935
It's not like we have meetings.
429
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,338
but if you do the wrong shit,
like support the wrong politician.
430
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,906
Or if you do the right shit,
like get an education and a job.
431
00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:24,443
Or if you don't do shit, and
they ain't got shit to do.
432
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,312
People be talking about I'm
out because I'm dating you.
433
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:29,280
I don't want you out of your community.
434
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,250
- Well, I don't care.
- Hey... I do.
435
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,553
That's black people for
you, always at each other.
436
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,188
We're the "I wish a
motherfucker would" type people.
437
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:38,122
There are a ton of women like me
438
00:17:38,122 --> 00:17:39,391
that if they weren't famous,
439
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:40,792
people would be calling them "basic."
440
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,428
Ooh, like that
ballerina, Misty Copeland.
441
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:44,663
But when you're better than white people
442
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:45,997
at their own shit, we love that.
443
00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:47,198
The Williams sisters.
444
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:49,067
- Gabby Douglas.
- Simone Biles.
445
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,334
Tiger Woods.
446
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,436
Doesn't one of the factions
447
00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:53,004
of the non-existent Asian community
448
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,305
get maternal credit for him?
449
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,475
No. His mom can be Asian all day long
450
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,077
but in the USA, we are whatever
race the police say we are.
451
00:17:59,177 --> 00:18:01,045
Okay, Tiger Woods in the Nike golf hat.
452
00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:02,346
Black.
453
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:03,381
Tiger Woods in the hoodie.
454
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,449
Still black.
455
00:18:04,449 --> 00:18:05,750
Tiger Woods at the Waffle House.
456
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,652
Black guy looking for white waitresses.
457
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:13,358
Look, as far as I'm concerned,
I don't care what you wear,
458
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:16,027
where you live, who you wanna date,
459
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:18,229
but when it comes to that kitchen,
460
00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:20,365
there is no gray area.
I like my food black.
461
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:22,601
Yep.
462
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:23,868
I must admit,
463
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:25,637
I started losing weight
once I stopped eating black.
464
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:28,373
Now I eat sushi, salad, and quinoa.
465
00:18:28,473 --> 00:18:32,411
- Nice.
- Devonte "AllBlackAllDay" Cummings
466
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,912
has started a hashtag,
467
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,715
#tastebudssowhite.
468
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:41,319
Oh, look at this one.
"Squeeze tastebuds so white
469
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,922
they started a mayonnaise fan club."
470
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,290
"Squeeze's tastebuds so white,
471
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:49,027
they think all tastebuds matter."
472
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,729
"Squeeze's tastebuds so white,
473
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,697
they let their dog ride shotgun."
474
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,899
Oh, yeah, got jokes. Bring it on.
475
00:18:54,999 --> 00:18:57,702
But my white taste buds no
longer have high blood pressure,
476
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,904
so fuck y'all. I'm from Dorchester.
477
00:19:00,004 --> 00:19:02,841
I'm about as far away from a
white black person as you can get.
478
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:07,278
Devonte "AllBlackAllDay" says,
"Allison is six feet away from you."
479
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:10,915
Kiss my ass, Devonte. I'm black.
480
00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:12,551
I grew up around black people.
481
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,587
I went to a black
school. I eat neck bones.
482
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,922
Ladies, I know I don't look it,
483
00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:19,558
but my family is country.
484
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,527
I grew up on ham hocks,
greens and black-eyed peas.
485
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:23,728
And pickled pigs' feet?
486
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:25,229
- All day.
- What?
487
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,299
Well, not all day.
488
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:31,603
New hashtag, #tastebudssoblack.
489
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,505
"Allison's tastebuds are so black,
490
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:35,339
they know who shot Tupac."
491
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,578
See? A few minutes ago they had
you whiter than Christmas in Utah,
492
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,079
and now you're a ride or die chick.
493
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,481
That's black.
494
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,916
Then on that note, I'm out.
495
00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:47,318
Oh, come on! Where you going?
496
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:49,588
You know what? I got one thing to add.
497
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,290
Listen, you've been
adding shit all day. What?
498
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,559
Officially, on the mic.
499
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,928
Whoa! Whoa, ah ah!
500
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:59,598
Please. Thank you.
501
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,933
Some people think about being
black as being marginalized.
502
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,403
If that's the case, I'm gonna tell you
503
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:05,103
who the blackest black people are.
504
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,471
The black lesbian.
505
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:08,372
Women are a marginalized group.
506
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,341
Gay women are a subset of that group.
507
00:20:10,441 --> 00:20:12,877
Black women are a subset of that group.
508
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:15,113
The only thing blacker or
more of a fucking subset
509
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,615
is a gay black woman in a wheelchair.
510
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,483
Eating a pig foot sandwich.
511
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,051
If it wasn't for black lesbians,
512
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,753
there would be no black community.
513
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,622
I mean, Patrisse Cullors,
514
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,558
Ma Rainey, Audre Lord, we get shit done.
515
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:27,926
Hell, if it wasn't for Harriet Tubman,
516
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,128
we'd all still be slaves
and this little podcast here
517
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:31,563
would be about birthing slave babies.
518
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:32,697
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
519
00:20:32,797 --> 00:20:34,465
You saying that Harriet Tubman was gay?
520
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,867
She might have been, might not.
521
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,669
You act like I said she
was a murderer or something.
522
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,904
If she wasn't gay, she's an
honorary member of the gay community
523
00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:41,506
for how she took a
stand, more of a stand
524
00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:43,508
than other people, in
the name of freedom.
525
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:47,111
Okay, now the gay community
I am familiar with.
526
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:48,379
What?
527
00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:52,416
By which I mean, I am
aware of its existence.
528
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,719
And I might assume that
the rules of inclusion
529
00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:56,187
are somewhat simpler to understand
530
00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:58,222
than those of the black community.
531
00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:02,493
If you're a guy and you like the
peepee, you're in, for example.
532
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,829
But yes, Harriet Tubman I
read about in prep school.
533
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:05,964
She saved slaves.
534
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,032
And many Chinese worked the railroads,
535
00:21:08,132 --> 00:21:09,400
which adds to her appeal.
536
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:10,969
Wrong railroad, love.
537
00:21:12,136 --> 00:21:13,905
Oh, we got another hashtag.
538
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,975
Wow.
539
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:20,178
This is why they censor
the Internet in China.
540
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,813
What is it, baby?
541
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,948
Let me see.
542
00:21:26,017 --> 00:21:27,251
Wow.
543
00:21:27,351 --> 00:21:28,887
First, I would like to say
544
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:33,057
to Diva
"LivingLifetotheFullest" Jenkins,
545
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:34,559
apologies.
546
00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:37,896
But just because I don't
know every single detail
547
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:40,164
of every metaphor
ascribed to every person
548
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:43,568
who's ever fought for the freedom
of black people in America,
549
00:21:43,668 --> 00:21:46,170
doesn't make me a bad person.
550
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:50,241
Do you know what Mao Tse
Tung did? Or Ming Chengzu?
551
00:21:50,341 --> 00:21:52,243
Do you know Emperor Wu of Han
552
00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:54,112
from their Emperor Wen of Sui?
553
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:56,347
No?
554
00:21:56,447 --> 00:21:59,784
Then stick your ass
in a pot of hot glass.
555
00:21:59,884 --> 00:22:01,920
You know what, I created this podcast
556
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,088
to promote positivity, but right now,
557
00:22:04,188 --> 00:22:05,489
all I feel like I wanna do
558
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:07,491
is fucking claw somebody's
fucking face off.
559
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:10,595
- It's all right.
- No! Baby, it is not all right.
560
00:22:10,695 --> 00:22:14,465
You know how they say, "When
they go low, we go high."
561
00:22:14,565 --> 00:22:16,467
Oh, no, not today. You wanna go low?
562
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,469
Come on, let's go
low. Let me start here.
563
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:21,740
First off, the reason why your
ass don't have a profile pic,
564
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,643
is because you're a
coward. You're ashamed.
565
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,978
I don't even know you you
get up out of bed every day
566
00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:30,481
knowing that you have to spend the
rest of your day just being you.
567
00:22:30,581 --> 00:22:33,484
I bet you if you even
tried to trade your life
568
00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:35,820
with a starving poor
kid with a bug in his eye
569
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,756
that kid would be like, "Nah, I'm good."
570
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:41,626
You are fucking lucky that I am blessed,
571
00:22:41,726 --> 00:22:42,961
and that I have a podcast,
572
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,797
and that my son has
a reputation to keep,
573
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,199
and we have a mission
that needs to be fulfilled,
574
00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:50,702
'cause I ain't from Buckhead.
575
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,137
I'm from the motherfucking streets!
576
00:23:03,147 --> 00:23:05,049
What do you think would be
a good spot for the gala?
577
00:23:05,149 --> 00:23:07,618
Uh, Atlanta Historical Society is nice.
578
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:08,953
You don't like the Ritz Carlton?
579
00:23:09,053 --> 00:23:11,255
I love the Ritz. It's expensive.
580
00:23:11,355 --> 00:23:13,925
We could get a sponsor. What do
you think would be a good one?
581
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,960
Coca-Cola. It's an Atlanta base.
582
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:18,296
You don't like Delta Airlines?
583
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:19,731
Delta's another great choice.
584
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,700
I'm so excited.
585
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,801
There's so much to plan.
586
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:23,835
Baby, I'm telling you,
587
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,369
this is my wheelhouse. I know it.
588
00:23:25,469 --> 00:23:27,238
... make it so fucking hard.
589
00:23:27,338 --> 00:23:29,340
You all are some
590
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,843
fucked up motherfuckers!
591
00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:35,646
You are ruining this country...
592
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:36,915
We can celebrate tomorrow.
593
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:39,350
Fat motherfuckers fucking this shit up!
594
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:41,720
You think we should go back in
and see if everything's okay?
595
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,022
No, no we shouldn't.
596
00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,156
And you said greed.
597
00:23:45,256 --> 00:23:47,992
We will never hear from
your dumb ass again!
598
00:23:51,195 --> 00:23:53,031
- Hey.
- Huh?
599
00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,053
- Whoa, hey!
- What?
600
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,821
You can't just be
doing that type of shit
601
00:24:16,921 --> 00:24:18,723
without some type of discussion first!
602
00:24:18,823 --> 00:24:20,691
We discussed it earlier in the car.
603
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,360
No, that was not a discussion.
604
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,895
You just sprung a question on me,
605
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,463
which in retrospect I
am much more amenable to
606
00:24:25,563 --> 00:24:27,598
than you trying to
spring a finger in me.
607
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,233
That was a finger, right?
608
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:31,836
If you want me to eat your
ass, I'll eat your ass.
609
00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:33,037
Never said I desired that.
610
00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:34,638
You never said you didn't, either.
611
00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:36,240
Okay, well, I'm saying it now.
612
00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:38,642
And you still have yet to say
if that was your finger or not.
613
00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:40,912
Of course it was my finger.
614
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:44,615
Damn! You know, you got
some big ass fingers.
615
00:24:44,715 --> 00:24:47,051
You could fight crime with them things.
616
00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,889
Baby, you cannot let insecure women
617
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,491
with low self-esteem get in your head.
618
00:24:53,591 --> 00:24:55,059
Knocking you off-balance
is the only way
619
00:24:55,159 --> 00:24:56,895
that they can feel
like that they matter.
620
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,329
I've been dealing with the same shit
621
00:24:58,429 --> 00:24:59,864
with these wannabe ball players
622
00:24:59,964 --> 00:25:03,001
whose hoop dreams have
left them years ago.
623
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,936
Can you pass me my phone?
624
00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:12,210
Come here.
625
00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:19,884
Who wrote that about you?
626
00:25:19,984 --> 00:25:21,986
A human being. A fellow
being on the Earth
627
00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:24,655
thought that he should find this photo,
628
00:25:24,755 --> 00:25:26,090
edit some shit, find a font,
629
00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:28,659
and then put it out for the world.
630
00:25:28,759 --> 00:25:30,795
It's just... it's some people, you know.
631
00:25:30,895 --> 00:25:32,096
Some people just ain't good.
632
00:25:32,196 --> 00:25:34,498
Shitty people are everywhere.
633
00:25:34,598 --> 00:25:36,634
They're in our world, and
there's more of them being made
634
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,669
every single day.
635
00:25:38,769 --> 00:25:40,371
The bad bitches and their shade,
636
00:25:40,471 --> 00:25:42,807
the Internet trolls who are
uploading shit from their laptops.
637
00:25:42,907 --> 00:25:44,675
People who aren't for people.
638
00:25:44,775 --> 00:25:47,111
Those people are in our world.
639
00:25:47,211 --> 00:25:49,280
I don't think that the world
was made for those people.
640
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:52,316
I think it was made
for people of goodwill.
641
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:55,353
People who lead with love.
642
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,221
People like us.
643
00:25:57,321 --> 00:25:59,257
People like us.
644
00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:02,861
We just gotta stick together.
645
00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:05,363
So, no dead bugging?
646
00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:07,098
No.
647
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,302
Baby...
648
00:26:11,402 --> 00:26:13,137
Yeah?
649
00:26:13,237 --> 00:26:15,373
Can you do me?
650
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:21,000
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