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I'm glad that you've decided
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to start attending
your therapy sessions.
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Do you think your mother would
consider joining us for a session?
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- I am not going to anybody's therapy.
- It's a session.
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It killed her to ask you to come
to her therapy, but she did it.
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I think you should go.
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Dealer Joe wants us
to talk face-to-face.
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Just be cool. This ain't cool.
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You owe us 2,000 American dollars.
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Find 'em, steal 'em, or borrow
'em from somebody not named Joe.
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I don't like the way you
call this place gang-infested.
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- I need my money.
- Hey, real talk, Cam, Reg,
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I've been getting my shit
together since things went down.
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You an inspiration, man.
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Ah, it's gonna be so great
to get home to Boston.
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Boston ain't your home anymore, Cam.
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And can I just say for
the record one last time,
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- this is a bad idea.
- Disagree, for the record.
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Let the record show that
we are in disagreement
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over the merits of attending
a drug dealer's wedding.
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- Are we still talking about this...
- Yeah, we're still talking.
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As we're walking up to
the plane with luggage?
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- Tell me you packed.
- Oh, I did.
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You know what? But I
was holding out for hope
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that this was some
kind of practical joke.
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See, I keep waiting for you to yell out,
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"Aha" or "I got you.
We're off to Vegas."
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Chen's letting us borrow his plane.
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Why? Because Chen, like me, understands
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that you got to be there
for people from your past.
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You... you can't make
any new old friends.
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Yes, but you can also very easily
forget all the old bad ones.
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Stop romanticizing our past.
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- We've known Dealer Joe since we were little.
- So what?
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Don't make him out to be
some kind of evil bad guy.
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He was a small-time ghetto proprietor.
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Ha, Dorchester's pride and joy.
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Long live Dealer Joe.
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We smoke weed now. We
smoked his weed then.
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We partook. And if he started out today,
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he would have a dispensary. No big deal.
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Joe was eventually dealing it all.
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Life-ruining stuff, not just weed.
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- Just the last few years.
- He's a fucking Eagle Scout.
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He said that he's gone clean.
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Cam, his name is Dealer Joe.
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He has had ample
opportunity to change that.
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By now he could be Plumber
Joe, Insurance Man Joe
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- or Joseph or Joey.
- Not Joey.
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But, no, no, no. He
still goes by Dealer Joe.
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Well, he didn't start
out with that name.
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Exactly, he acquired it by virtue
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of what he decided to do with his life,
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the career that he chose.
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Do you have any idea how much basketball
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you would have to play to
be known as Basketball Cam?
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It's not how you start your life,
it's how you live along the way.
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Uh, I'm going. Are you staying?
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No, I'm just gonna let you go to a
drug dealer's wedding by yourself.
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Fuck, man. Let's just go do some drugs.
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I'm just playing. We're not
gonna do any drugs, okay?
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Oh, my God.
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Found this guy over on
Wellington Avenue. You know him?
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Tucker, I must have left the gate open.
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- Thank you so much.
- Oh, no worries.
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I was out on a run, I saw him wandering
around. Almost got hit by a car.
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Oh, my God, Tucker.
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Oh, no, not the dog. Me.
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It's too late to be out
running wearing all black.
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I'm M-Chuck. I live a few blocks over.
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I'm Janine. I don't even
know how to thank you.
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Is my mommy still sleeping?
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Yes.
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Hi, I'm M-Chuck. I'm
just gonna grab my shirt.
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The thing I look forward to the most
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after the hookup is the leaving.
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And I know we took a couple of sessions
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where we didn't talk
about my mom at all,
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but I think now is the
time to, you know, dig in.
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Do you think this has anything
to do with when my mother came?
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Cassie, thank you for being here.
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Yeah, Ma, thanks. How you doing?
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This is about you, not me.
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I'm here to listen, not talk.
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I'm listening, but I'm sure not talking.
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I always wondered how all
this stuff down here works.
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Go ahead.
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Why'd she come if she's
just gonna sit here
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and refuse to answer
questions for 50 minutes?
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That's fucked up, is it not?
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I'm interested in the feelings
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that brought you in here
as a result of last night.
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Doc, you can say it's fucked up.
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She said she came here to listen.
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Yes or no, is it fucked up?
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- It's not emotionally ideal.
- You think?
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You called because of an encounter
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that has left you questioning
the role of sex in your life.
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No, sex is great. It's the
one thing I can count on.
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I love getting it, love giving it.
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And what about love?
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Love is just another word for settling.
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Plus it takes too long.
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Sex takes about an hour.
Two if you're not annoying.
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I know this is horrible to say,
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but sometimes I wonder
if my mother loves me.
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I think her coming here tells
us that she does love you.
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She would like you to believe that.
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There's every possibility
that she can't give you
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what was never modeled for her.
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You know, it's easier to shield your...
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your insecurities with brashness
than to admit that it's a weakness.
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Like casual sex.
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It has its benefits, yes,
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but in the absence of
love, it... it runs the risk
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of being a... a weakness
and not a strength.
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Huh.
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So if I hook up with someone
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and then always...
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if... if I hook up with some...
if I hook up with someone
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and then I'm always rushing to leave,
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just hooking up to hook up,
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I can't create something worthwhile,
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deeper, lasting.
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Is that what you want?
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Do I have to give up random sex?
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Let's not say give up.
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Let's say take a break.
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And we'll see how that feels.
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Let's, like, us? You're
gonna take a break, too?
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I have been on a break
for quite a while.
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Actually...
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I'd like to be back
in rotation, frankly.
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Rotation is nice, Doc.
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- Joe told me he stopped dealing.
- Yeah?
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Well, if a drug dealer says
something, it's got to be true.
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Don't demonize a guy who did what
he had to do to make ends meet.
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Had to do it. Feeding the family.
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- Making the ends meet.
- Are you done?
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I can go on.
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Reg, we got to remember
where we're from.
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Who we were. You forget
that, you get lost.
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But you can't just remember it. You
got to go back, touch it, feel it.
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Smoke it, snort it, inject it.
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Six months ago, you were saying
you hated everything about Boston.
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- I see things differently now.
- Oh, okay.
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Do you know how much forgiveness
people have provided me
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and this family for the
bad choices that we've made,
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the things that we've messed up?
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I owe people the same thing.
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And Joe is trying to forsake his
former life and redeem himself.
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Good for him. Brav-the-fuck-o.
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Criminals... Always criminals.
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Dealer Joe is trying to do
something different with his life.
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Dealer Joe just wants some
free shit from Pottery Barn.
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If someone that I know says
that they want to be more
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than what people think
or thought they could be
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and now do something that
people didn't believe they can,
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I can't take a minute to support that?
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Send the man a rice cooker
and a book by Dennis Kimbro,
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and it takes longer than a minute.
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He asked me to stand up on the
most important day of his life
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so that he can be reminded of
who he was when he was happy
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and innocent and all good and I
told him that if I could, I would.
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I would be there because old
friends owe each other that.
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Even if the friendship became
lost or... or fractured for a time.
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Even if that friendship was
conducted under a narcotic cloud?
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Listen, I need to be around people
who liked me when I had nothing.
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- Champagne?
- Oh, yes. Thank you. Please.
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She was naked, she was willing,
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she was ready and I said to her,
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"Would you like to have some fun?
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Would you? Would you?"
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Yes, I would.
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- Oh, shit.
- Hey!
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- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
- Can't jump the broom without us.
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Wouldn't miss it for the
world. What's up, Paul?
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You and them tight shirts.
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- Fuck you, man.
- Yeah, boy.
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Dang, you actually came.
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Hey, I said if I
could, I would, so I am.
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Hey, look at this.
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- Yeah.
- All right. All right.
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I see you, Joe. How you get
a girl to marry you, man?
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- She about to get deported?
- Ha!
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- Man, Tanesha is a Roxbury girl.
- Oh!
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And I can't wait for you two
fuckies to meet her, a'ight?
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- All right.
- Hey, yo, now, uh, Dirty.
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I want you to take Cam
up to go get a drink, man.
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I got some logistics
to work out with Reg.
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- God damn, Joe.
- Right?
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Look, man, thank you for coming.
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And not just for being here,
but because with Cam here,
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they're upgrading our entire
bridal party to suites.
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They're moving our reception
to the Platinum Room
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and they're giving us an
open bar for two hours.
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All because Cam's
name's on the guest list?
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His name ain't on the guest list,
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but, you know, I kept it quiet.
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Not completely quiet, but quiet.
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- Huh.
- Some people heard.
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I mean, I told a few people
with power at the hotel
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and that's why I needed to talk to you.
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Uh-huh.
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Look, man, I'm... I'm being up front.
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Ah, no, up front would be
just coming out with the catch.
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See, we kind of on the road to up front.
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Whatever is before front
is where we currently are.
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Oh, fam, I'm getting married tomorrow.
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You gonna keep stalling me out now?
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All right, what does Cam need to do
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to make your life easier?
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All right, all of these upgrades
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are free if Cam just does five
tweets that big up the hotel.
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- Five tweets to his 10 million followers?
- Yes.
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- For the hotel?
- Yes.
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Cam would rather just pay
for the upgrades himself.
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Oh, now hold on. I'm not
looking for any handouts.
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Hey, we just want this
to be a quiet weekend.
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Five tweets undoes that.
Five tweets lets everybody
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in Boston know that Cam is in Boston
and what hotel he's staying in,
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which turns this from
a quiet, chill weekend
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with some old neighborhood friends
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into a loud, chaotic "Hey, Cam,
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since you back in Boston,
could you" type of weekend.
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Tell me you didn't promise
anything to this hotel.
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Now, Reg, you getting so
emotional about some little tweets.
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Tweets have ruined
bigger and better men,
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so don't chirp at me about
overreacting to some tweets.
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Well, you acting like I
asked him for a kidney, man.
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When people call
begging, you ignore 'em.
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That's why they put ignore buttons
on the phone in the first place.
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All right, Joe. Want to help you out.
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Want you to have a
storybook wedding, all right?
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And from the looks of it, this
is happening thanks to Cam.
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Now think about where we grew up.
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Did you predict a wedding like this?
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- No.
- Okay. Cam can't tweet.
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As far as the social digital
world goes, he's not here.
240
00:11:31,113 --> 00:11:32,946
He don't want to be associated with me?
241
00:11:32,982 --> 00:11:35,282
Fuck you. So emotional. You
getting all Whitney on me.
242
00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:37,785
Cam is here, he just don't want
to be digitally and instantly
243
00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:40,720
forever associated with somebody
who, and this is no judgment,
244
00:11:40,756 --> 00:11:44,857
has or has had a relationship
with the felony laws.
245
00:11:44,893 --> 00:11:47,594
Cam is good business. I'm the
good shepherd of that good business
246
00:11:47,629 --> 00:11:49,128
and I'm sure you can understand
247
00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:51,731
that we want to stay
in business unbesmirched
248
00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:53,933
as wrong as that besmirching may be
249
00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:55,702
because you a good dude,
you're a dear friend
250
00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:58,905
who's turned over at least
a portion of a new leaf.
251
00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:01,040
Go at Boston speed, please.
252
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:03,609
I don't do Boston speed no more.
253
00:12:03,644 --> 00:12:05,878
Man, this best man speech got me shook.
254
00:12:05,914 --> 00:12:09,816
So I wanted to ask you if I could
run my toast by you real fast
255
00:12:09,851 --> 00:12:11,383
since you speak all good and shit.
256
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:12,885
Tanesha's aunt, she threatened me.
257
00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,887
She said my speech
better be good or else.
258
00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:17,756
What the hell else could
she possibly put on you?
259
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:19,319
You know she in Walpole doing
260
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,650
back-to-back life
sentences for murder, right?
261
00:12:22,363 --> 00:12:24,095
She not a nice person.
262
00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:26,231
I hear you.
263
00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:28,434
Damn.
264
00:12:28,469 --> 00:12:31,236
All right, here, run it by me.
265
00:12:40,981 --> 00:12:42,981
To Joe,
266
00:12:43,016 --> 00:12:44,883
my motherfucker.
267
00:12:46,053 --> 00:12:47,319
That's it. That's all I got.
268
00:12:47,354 --> 00:12:50,488
Oh, man, I'm terrified.
269
00:12:50,523 --> 00:12:53,458
How am I supposed to know
how to toast newlyweds?
270
00:12:53,493 --> 00:12:55,526
All right, how long have you known Joe?
271
00:12:55,562 --> 00:12:58,996
Since he was skinny, man. Back
in the Boys & Girls Club days.
272
00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:00,665
I used to spend the night at his house.
273
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,099
His mom used to whip both our asses.
274
00:13:02,134 --> 00:13:03,968
Open with that. Write it down.
275
00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:07,838
So just start with Joe's
mom used to fuck us up?
276
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,506
Take the curse words out.
277
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:12,442
Joe's mom loved me like a son,
278
00:13:12,478 --> 00:13:15,645
- so me and Joe became like brothers.
- Ooh, that's dope.
279
00:13:15,681 --> 00:13:17,009
Yeah, you... you got any, uh...
280
00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,530
any stories about Joe
and Tanesha as a couple?
281
00:13:19,651 --> 00:13:23,119
Ooh, one time we all did
ecstasy down by Charles River.
282
00:13:23,154 --> 00:13:25,722
Yeah, she took her top
off and titties was out.
283
00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:27,957
She was like, "Oh,
look at me, my tit"...
284
00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:29,659
Hell, I... I was looking.
285
00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:32,362
Anything sober? Like romantic?
286
00:13:32,398 --> 00:13:34,698
Yeah, she had these nipples,
these motherfuckers was like...
287
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:37,367
- Mmm!
- Dirty, they gonna have grandparents downstairs.
288
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:44,173
Man, I ain't never seen no dude
act like this over no female ever.
289
00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:46,175
Put that into a quote.
290
00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,344
Seeing y'all together
291
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,713
makes me want to find a bitch like that.
292
00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:53,149
Good. That's good.
293
00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:55,918
But swap out the word
bitch with... with queen.
294
00:13:55,953 --> 00:13:58,204
So you'll say seeing them together
295
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,500
makes me want to find a queen like that.
296
00:14:00,558 --> 00:14:03,058
Right, 'cause bitches do like
when you call them queens.
297
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,594
Yeah, so... so now all
you need is a dismount
298
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:08,230
where you can, like, you know, sum
the whole thing up with a quote.
299
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:11,266
Like, when I gave the best
man toast at Reggie's wedding,
300
00:14:11,302 --> 00:14:15,337
I killed it when I said, "They say
when you find the right person",
301
00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:19,874
the good times are doubled and
the bad times divided by two."
302
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:22,510
- Ooh, can I use that?
- Yeah.
303
00:14:22,546 --> 00:14:23,200
Say it again.
304
00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:26,315
When you find the right
person, the good times...
305
00:14:26,317 --> 00:14:29,183
Double and the bad
times are double, too.
306
00:14:29,218 --> 00:14:33,254
No, no, no, no, no. The... the
bad times are divided into two.
307
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,923
The bad divides us into two.
308
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,358
Dirty, you don't got to memorize it.
309
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:38,860
- You can just...
- Write it down.
310
00:14:38,895 --> 00:14:40,628
- Yeah.
- Hey, yo, thanks, Cam.
311
00:14:40,664 --> 00:14:42,864
Yo, you ain't afraid to get deep.
312
00:15:03,452 --> 00:15:07,387
Oh, fuck!
313
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,667
Okay, thank you. Please, please stop.
314
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,069
Please stop, stop.
315
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,109
Yeah.
316
00:15:32,047 --> 00:15:35,080
You got no idea how much I needed that.
317
00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:38,083
I'll reciprocate back
at my place. Come with.
318
00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:41,320
Yeah, look, before we go any further,
319
00:15:41,355 --> 00:15:43,422
I think we should settle up first.
320
00:15:43,457 --> 00:15:46,458
Oral is 300, going back
to your place is five.
321
00:15:46,494 --> 00:15:47,960
Spending the night is 1,000.
322
00:15:47,996 --> 00:15:51,030
That's a good one.
323
00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:54,599
Oral is 300, going back
to your place is five,
324
00:15:54,635 --> 00:15:56,635
spending the night is 1,000.
325
00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:59,871
- You're a hooker?
- I prefer working girl.
326
00:15:59,907 --> 00:16:02,841
I'm not paying you for
pussy. I got a pussy.
327
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:04,948
You're not paying for pussy,
you're paying for head.
328
00:16:04,949 --> 00:16:06,219
The head you just got.
329
00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:09,280
You need to tell people you're
a hooker before you blow them.
330
00:16:09,315 --> 00:16:11,816
It's called truth in advertising.
There's laws against that, you know.
331
00:16:11,852 --> 00:16:13,740
I find it takes the
thrill away from a client
332
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,431
if she knows the sex is transactional.
333
00:16:19,225 --> 00:16:21,826
You know what? Fuck it.
334
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:24,162
Goddamn hooker. I can't believe...
335
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,998
- I ran out of cash.
- I take credit cards.
336
00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:30,668
I'm not giving out my digital
fingerprint in a bar bathroom.
337
00:16:30,703 --> 00:16:33,003
But you'll let me go to town
on you in the same bathroom?
338
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:35,873
My pussy can't be stolen
and used for cybercrime.
339
00:16:35,908 --> 00:16:37,575
My money.
340
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:40,277
Next time. Sorry.
341
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:51,321
I think I saw an ATM on the way in.
342
00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:53,223
Maybe we could walk there.
343
00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:55,593
You lead, we'll follow.
344
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:05,402
Okay, Joe, we came here
to celebrate with you.
345
00:17:05,437 --> 00:17:08,538
So before Cam leaves, he'll take
a photo with the general manager.
346
00:17:08,574 --> 00:17:10,340
He'll tell the general
manager he will tweet
347
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,710
about how much he loved staying
here after he spent one night
348
00:17:13,745 --> 00:17:16,345
because to say such a thing before
he does such a thing would be a lie
349
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,915
and Cam ain't a liar. All right?
350
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:23,019
Now, in return for this, I request
that at your newly upgraded reception
351
00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:25,387
and your two-hour open
bar due to Cam's presence,
352
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:27,389
you restrict the use of cell phones.
353
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,191
Well, how we gonna capture memories?
354
00:17:29,227 --> 00:17:30,792
- You hired a professional photographer, right?
- Yeah.
355
00:17:30,828 --> 00:17:32,728
Okay, moments will be
captured, put in the photobook,
356
00:17:32,763 --> 00:17:34,096
not on the Interweb.
357
00:17:34,132 --> 00:17:35,864
Why is he here if he
doesn't want to be...
358
00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:37,766
if he does... if he wants
to pretend he wasn't here?
359
00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:39,535
All right, look at it as his brand
360
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,069
doesn't want to lose his endorsements.
361
00:17:41,105 --> 00:17:44,640
Facebook pages and Snapchats
and Periscopes of Cam
362
00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:47,408
at a drug dealer's wedding is
not a moment he wants captured.
363
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,645
Hey, man, damn. Stop
calling me a drug dealer.
364
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,048
My wife-to-be thinks I've retired,
which I have, essentially, all right?
365
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,650
- All right.
- It's a process, you know?
366
00:17:54,685 --> 00:17:56,451
I can only imagine.
367
00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:58,920
Now I'll have some people from
the hotel check cell phones.
368
00:17:58,956 --> 00:18:02,490
Cost is on me. After the great
experience of no cell phones
369
00:18:02,526 --> 00:18:05,260
at the wedding or reception
and Cam has spent the night,
370
00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:07,428
he will rave about the night spent.
371
00:18:07,464 --> 00:18:10,331
Now, go. Get ready to get married.
372
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,467
You've got, like, 12 hours.
373
00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:15,637
Well, uh, look, Reg, the, uh, open
bar still needs some finalizing,
374
00:18:15,672 --> 00:18:17,938
so can you come talk
to the manager with me?
375
00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:19,740
I'm so sorry.
376
00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:21,909
I... I was so humiliated and I fucked up
377
00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:23,243
and I couldn't face an Uber.
378
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:25,479
You don't have to come in.
379
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,484
Thanks for picking me
up and dropping me off.
380
00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:32,286
I'm glad you called me.
381
00:18:33,856 --> 00:18:35,589
Me, too.
382
00:18:35,624 --> 00:18:38,925
Do you want to talk
about it? I can come in.
383
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,927
What's to say?
384
00:18:40,962 --> 00:18:44,030
I've always lost myself
in a vast swath of vaginas
385
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:47,434
and yet I'm beginning to
worry that vaginal emersion
386
00:18:47,469 --> 00:18:50,170
is not yielding the same rush
of gratification it once did.
387
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,505
That's... that's something to say.
388
00:18:54,743 --> 00:18:56,876
You get along with your mom?
389
00:18:56,912 --> 00:19:00,747
I don't think it's fair to compare.
390
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,854
You think mine likes me?
391
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:10,025
I have never seen a woman more fiercely
392
00:19:10,026 --> 00:19:12,456
protective of her family than yours.
393
00:19:14,929 --> 00:19:16,829
That's Ma for you.
394
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,834
She's like, "You're not
gonna fuck up these kids."
395
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,069
I'm gonna fuck up these kids."
396
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,673
She's something.
397
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,010
I think that she really believes
398
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,579
that that's what love is.
399
00:19:34,615 --> 00:19:38,117
Crushing your spirit before
somebody else gets a chance to do it.
400
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,990
Thanks, Missy.
401
00:19:46,025 --> 00:19:47,792
You're all right.
402
00:19:49,696 --> 00:19:52,330
- You can call me anytime.
- I know.
403
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:54,499
So I called you tonight.
404
00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:15,118
Motherfucker!
405
00:20:15,154 --> 00:20:17,554
Cam motherfucking Calloway.
406
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,022
- Daddy.
- Oh, my bad.
407
00:20:19,057 --> 00:20:22,058
Afterwards, me and you
hit the bar, Cîroc.
408
00:20:22,094 --> 00:20:25,296
That's Cam Calloway.
409
00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:27,798
They say marriage is not about
410
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,734
finding somebody you want to live with,
411
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:34,137
it's about finding somebody
you can't live without.
412
00:20:34,173 --> 00:20:37,573
When I see Tanesha and Joe
413
00:20:37,609 --> 00:20:40,811
together, ha, I see love.
414
00:20:40,846 --> 00:20:43,280
To the bride and groom.
Give 'em some love.
415
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,983
We got the best man's speech coming up,
416
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:50,886
but before we do that, Cam
Calloway is in the house!
417
00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:53,289
Get up, Cam.
418
00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:55,758
Get up. Get up. Get up.
419
00:20:55,794 --> 00:20:57,627
Say something to the people.
420
00:21:00,665 --> 00:21:02,998
Get up, Cam.
421
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,467
Say something to the people. Come on.
422
00:21:05,502 --> 00:21:06,635
Say something to the people.
423
00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:08,737
This man is from here.
424
00:21:08,772 --> 00:21:11,106
He grew up here. He's a success.
425
00:21:11,142 --> 00:21:14,076
Let him hear it. Come on,
say something to the people.
426
00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:16,511
Oh, man.
427
00:21:16,547 --> 00:21:19,181
Thank you, thank you. Listen, I...
428
00:21:21,518 --> 00:21:23,418
Okay, all right. No, no, no, no, no.
429
00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,787
Stop, stop, stop.
430
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,992
Okay, thank you.
431
00:21:31,027 --> 00:21:33,362
Listen, I... I was
not expecting to speak.
432
00:21:33,397 --> 00:21:37,598
But thank you, you know,
and, um, I'll make it quick.
433
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:40,668
Man, it is... it's great to be here.
434
00:21:40,703 --> 00:21:42,871
You know, I really,
really wanted to come
435
00:21:42,906 --> 00:21:46,507
show my... my childhood
friend Joe some love
436
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:48,142
on his special day.
437
00:21:48,178 --> 00:21:50,311
Congratulations, Joe.
438
00:21:50,347 --> 00:21:52,947
Give it up for him. Come on.
439
00:21:52,983 --> 00:21:55,516
I've known this kid since kindergarten.
440
00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,685
What a ceremony.
441
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,389
What a venue. What...
what... what a party, man.
442
00:22:01,424 --> 00:22:04,892
And what a bride. Give it up for
the bride. Don't she look good?
443
00:22:04,927 --> 00:22:07,361
I might have married her if
I knew her in kindergarten.
444
00:22:10,332 --> 00:22:13,367
Being here tonight has...
has really made me realize
445
00:22:13,402 --> 00:22:16,069
that the things in life that
are worthy and lasting...
446
00:22:16,105 --> 00:22:19,806
Love and companionship, family...
447
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:22,542
Those things don't
come easy to everyone.
448
00:22:22,577 --> 00:22:24,378
But when you meet the person
449
00:22:24,413 --> 00:22:27,580
that you want to spend
the rest of your life with,
450
00:22:27,616 --> 00:22:30,383
you get filled with meaning and purpose.
451
00:22:30,419 --> 00:22:33,052
Life just makes more sense.
452
00:22:33,087 --> 00:22:35,354
You know, life means more.
453
00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:38,691
So being in... in... in the
midst of that kind of love,
454
00:22:38,727 --> 00:22:42,929
it's only right that you
bow your heads in thanks.
455
00:22:42,964 --> 00:22:46,432
God, I mean, I know a lot of
people don't believe in you,
456
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:49,402
but if you met Tanesha and
Joe and seen their love,
457
00:22:49,437 --> 00:22:51,537
you'd know that it's
proof of your existence.
458
00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:54,273
- So here's to Joe and Tanesha.
- Yeah!
459
00:22:54,309 --> 00:22:57,410
May the remainder of
your lives be full of love
460
00:22:57,445 --> 00:23:00,579
and full of joy and little
Joes and little Taneshas
461
00:23:00,614 --> 00:23:03,381
that will improve... Yeah.
462
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:06,251
Y'all gonna improve the world.
463
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,555
Y'all gonna improve the world.
464
00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:13,859
Cam Calloway!
465
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,463
All right. Absolutely, man.
466
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,932
Cam Calloway.
467
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:24,102
Come on, y'all, give him some love.
468
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:26,037
- Mr. Cam Calloway!
- You look good.
469
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:28,273
All right, I mean...
470
00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:31,943
You, too, girl. You look good.
471
00:23:31,979 --> 00:23:33,811
He grew up here! He's a success.
472
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:36,413
He's done something with his life.
473
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,983
All right. Mr. Cam Calloway!
474
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,118
All right, all right.
475
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,286
Come on, come on, come on.
476
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:47,558
Now we have Joe's best friend,
477
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,659
the best man, Paul.
478
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:58,969
Hey, uh...
479
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:01,338
give it up again for
the pride of Boston,
480
00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:03,273
uh, Cam Calloway, y'all.
481
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:06,109
Give it to him.
482
00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:08,411
Yeah.
483
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:11,815
- Cam Calloway!
- Yeah, say his name one more time.
484
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,984
Yeah, that was...
485
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,953
That was... that was a...
that was a great speech, man.
486
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,322
If you like that kind of
thing, long-winded and flowery.
487
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:23,393
Uh, Joe, congratulations.
488
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,362
- You my motherfucker.
- Whoa!
489
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:28,498
- Whoa!
- All right.
490
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,599
That's it. That's all I got.
491
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:38,374
DJ, let's get dancing,
man. What you got?
492
00:24:55,592 --> 00:24:59,294
This is a great wedding, Joe. Congrats.
493
00:24:59,329 --> 00:25:01,740
Hey, the hotel asked if they
can get a 15-second video
494
00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:03,051
with Cam shouting them out
495
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:05,400
and an actual picture
of him at the reception.
496
00:25:05,436 --> 00:25:08,403
Now, see, if they do, they'll
comp us a week in Manhattan
497
00:25:08,439 --> 00:25:10,472
at their flagship
hotel for our honeymoon.
498
00:25:10,507 --> 00:25:12,006
Room and tax included.
499
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:14,008
That's a commercial, Joe.
500
00:25:14,044 --> 00:25:16,410
Cam gets paid a lot of money
for commercials, all right?
501
00:25:16,446 --> 00:25:17,885
Now, look, I've told
you, we'll tweet tomorrow,
502
00:25:17,886 --> 00:25:19,286
but there can be no video.
503
00:25:19,383 --> 00:25:20,690
So let's just smoke a cigar.
504
00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:23,091
Got a couple nice ones
from your father-in-law.
505
00:25:23,286 --> 00:25:24,485
- Reg.
- Yeah?
506
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,320
My temperature's rising.
507
00:25:26,355 --> 00:25:28,589
Now, you said you're trying
to protect Cam's image,
508
00:25:28,624 --> 00:25:31,058
but we don't need no
pictures for people to talk.
509
00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:32,493
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
510
00:25:32,528 --> 00:25:34,328
See, talk is a bad thing to mess with.
511
00:25:34,363 --> 00:25:36,597
Some people say that talk is cheap.
512
00:25:36,632 --> 00:25:39,600
- 'Kay.
- Whole lot of people messed up by talk.
513
00:25:39,635 --> 00:25:42,403
- Politicians, ballers.
- Mmm.
514
00:25:42,438 --> 00:25:46,206
Actors. Yeah, a whole
lot of folks in trouble
515
00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:48,041
all because of some plain old talk.
516
00:25:48,077 --> 00:25:49,342
You need the picture that bad?
517
00:25:49,377 --> 00:25:51,144
You need me to not have it that bad?
518
00:25:51,179 --> 00:25:54,014
He ain't standing next to you.
519
00:25:54,049 --> 00:25:55,882
Bet.
520
00:25:55,918 --> 00:25:58,619
Look, grab one of
these old bitches here,
521
00:25:58,654 --> 00:26:00,386
somebody that's not in the game.
522
00:26:00,422 --> 00:26:02,422
Yeah, how about that old bitch?
523
00:26:02,457 --> 00:26:03,590
You talking about my Nana?
524
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,225
If that's your Nana, then, yeah.
525
00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:07,594
- Playa, watch your mouth.
- Hey, man, don't playa me.
526
00:26:07,629 --> 00:26:10,296
Okay? You ain't the only
one from this neighborhood
527
00:26:10,332 --> 00:26:12,765
and you ain't the only one know
people who can take care of things.
528
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,534
Oh, I'll take care of things myself.
529
00:26:14,569 --> 00:26:17,470
Ah, see, that's where
you're gonna trip up, Joe.
530
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:19,805
Just a little bit of
advice from an old friend.
531
00:26:19,841 --> 00:26:21,573
Now let's take the photo.
532
00:26:21,609 --> 00:26:23,943
Nana near Cam, you nowhere near him.
533
00:26:30,184 --> 00:26:32,752
Hey, man, you good?
534
00:26:34,455 --> 00:26:36,321
Dirty, I'm sorry.
535
00:26:36,357 --> 00:26:39,591
Sorry didn't do that shit. You did.
536
00:26:39,627 --> 00:26:42,427
You got me out here looking
like the second best man.
537
00:26:42,463 --> 00:26:46,331
You gave me all that good time
double the bad time bullshit,
538
00:26:46,367 --> 00:26:49,301
then you pull this Smokey
Robinson shit for 45 minutes.
539
00:26:49,336 --> 00:26:51,102
Get the fuck out my face, man.
540
00:26:51,138 --> 00:26:54,072
Dirty, I got caught up in the moment.
541
00:26:54,107 --> 00:26:55,807
Yeah, you did, didn't you?
542
00:26:55,842 --> 00:26:58,276
- Dirty.
- Hey, man.
543
00:26:58,311 --> 00:27:01,279
Get out my face before my
foot get caught up in your ass.
544
00:27:03,016 --> 00:27:05,784
Cam Calloway! Who got eyes on him?
545
00:27:05,819 --> 00:27:07,985
We're cutting the cake.
546
00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:12,089
Little Joes. That'll make
the world a better place?
547
00:27:12,124 --> 00:27:14,659
That was some shit right there.
548
00:27:14,694 --> 00:27:16,494
Some shit.
549
00:27:18,631 --> 00:27:21,566
I'll just have water.
I'm okay. Thank you.
550
00:27:23,469 --> 00:27:26,336
You know why people don't go home again?
551
00:27:26,371 --> 00:27:29,339
Because it's fuckin' stupid.
552
00:27:32,655 --> 00:27:37,655
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