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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,841 --> 00:00:06,958 I just want to thank Mr. Jimmy Flaherty 2 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:08,698 for bringing me to Atlanta. 3 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,875 There's four people who forced me to believe 4 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:14,446 that I and they were worthy of a big-time dream. 5 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:18,283 Those four people that believed in me are my family. 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:21,386 Who's the new talent? Very much at your service. 7 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,255 Chen, don't you want me to be happy? 8 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,522 More than anything. 9 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,458 Homosexuals make him shiver with revulsion. 10 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,060 Get the hell out of my church! 11 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,228 - A Cadillac Escalade? - Yes! 12 00:00:30,524 --> 00:00:31,823 No more timing belt problems now. 13 00:00:31,858 --> 00:00:33,958 We did it the right way. 14 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:35,893 We sold drugs for it. 15 00:00:35,929 --> 00:00:37,629 You don't need to spend your money on me. 16 00:00:37,664 --> 00:00:39,063 That's what the money is for, 17 00:00:39,099 --> 00:00:40,498 to make the people that I care about happy. 18 00:00:40,534 --> 00:00:42,334 Don't you let her out of your sight. 19 00:00:42,369 --> 00:00:43,702 All right, Unc. 20 00:00:59,552 --> 00:01:02,086 Damn, this is all my fault. 21 00:01:02,122 --> 00:01:03,654 Don't you die on me, Julius. 22 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,390 You do not have my permission to die. 23 00:01:06,425 --> 00:01:08,659 So if you are walking towards a white light, 24 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:12,230 stop, turn the fuck around and walk into the dark. 25 00:01:12,265 --> 00:01:13,998 Uncle J, I'm so sorry. 26 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:16,234 Hang in there, baby. Just hang in there. 27 00:01:16,269 --> 00:01:19,036 Mmm, I love doing this with you. 28 00:01:20,874 --> 00:01:22,539 What'd you say? 29 00:01:22,575 --> 00:01:24,541 I said, me, too. 30 00:01:24,577 --> 00:01:26,210 Ooh. 31 00:01:26,246 --> 00:01:27,845 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 32 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:30,281 Ah, ah, if you take a call while you are inside me, 33 00:01:30,316 --> 00:01:32,048 it will be your last time inside me. 34 00:01:32,084 --> 00:01:34,285 I'm sorry, baby. It's just reflexes. 35 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,553 We are busy. The world can wait. 36 00:01:36,589 --> 00:01:39,290 Yes, it can, and it shall, my queen. 37 00:01:42,961 --> 00:01:44,428 You've reached Reggie. 38 00:01:44,463 --> 00:01:45,729 Reggie, it's an emergency. 39 00:01:45,765 --> 00:01:47,598 Just call me back. 40 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:49,600 Hello, you've reached Missy Vaughn. 41 00:01:49,635 --> 00:01:51,635 I apologize that I can't make it to the phone right now. 42 00:01:51,671 --> 00:01:53,771 At the tone, please leave a detailed message 43 00:01:53,806 --> 00:01:55,439 and I promise that I'll get back to you 44 00:01:55,474 --> 00:01:57,274 just as soon as I'm possibly able. 45 00:01:57,310 --> 00:01:59,910 And remember, don't wait for the perfect moment. 46 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:01,945 Take the moment and make it perfect. 47 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:03,580 Here comes the tone. 48 00:02:03,616 --> 00:02:06,917 Missy, I told you everybody knows what to do at the tone! 49 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:09,040 Now call me back because this family 50 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:11,581 is in the middle of a massively imperfect moment. 51 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,824 Call me back! 52 00:02:18,831 --> 00:02:20,763 Going out. 53 00:02:22,301 --> 00:02:23,834 Move back. 54 00:02:23,869 --> 00:02:25,735 Okay, hang in there, Julius. 55 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,070 Hang in there, baby. 56 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,604 Ma'am, you need to wait here. 57 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,140 No, I'm going with my brother. 58 00:02:30,175 --> 00:02:31,407 No, ma'am. Hospital policy. 59 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,243 Well, you better take care of him. 60 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,111 'Cause if you don't, we will make it our policy 61 00:02:35,147 --> 00:02:37,613 to sue this place into bankruptcy, won't we, son? 62 00:02:37,649 --> 00:02:40,317 Let 'em know we ain't broke and we ain't on Medicaid either. 63 00:02:40,352 --> 00:02:43,286 We got lawyer money. Johnnie Cochran lawyer money. 64 00:03:10,047 --> 00:03:12,647 Did you let my uncle know that your car is a death trap 65 00:03:12,683 --> 00:03:14,683 that stalls out in the middle of intersections? 66 00:03:14,718 --> 00:03:17,052 It never has or had done that. 67 00:03:17,088 --> 00:03:18,854 We were taking it to the mechanic. 68 00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:20,655 Because, what, it was in perfect condition? 69 00:03:20,691 --> 00:03:23,392 No, because it was a piece-of-shit shitbox. 70 00:03:23,427 --> 00:03:25,794 Chuck, lay off. 71 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:27,696 Allison, before the ambulance got there, 72 00:03:27,731 --> 00:03:29,198 you got him breathing again, right? 73 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:30,665 I think so. 74 00:03:30,701 --> 00:03:33,702 You're a nurse. You know or don't. 75 00:03:33,737 --> 00:03:35,370 I'm just an MRI technician. 76 00:03:35,406 --> 00:03:37,138 Yeah, but techs know what breathing is. 77 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,740 Even I know what breathing is. 78 00:03:38,776 --> 00:03:40,241 I'm breathing. You're breathing. 79 00:03:40,277 --> 00:03:42,310 He's breathing. She's breathing. 80 00:03:42,345 --> 00:03:44,846 Look, Allison told you what she knows. 81 00:03:44,882 --> 00:03:48,383 I just want to know if he's still breathing. 82 00:03:48,419 --> 00:03:50,218 I'll... I'll change his bedpan. I'll feed him. 83 00:03:50,253 --> 00:03:52,020 I'll even help him smoke weed 84 00:03:52,055 --> 00:03:54,456 through one of them fucking holes in his goddamn neck. 85 00:03:56,059 --> 00:03:57,726 I just want him alive. 86 00:03:57,761 --> 00:03:59,861 I just want him alive. 87 00:03:59,897 --> 00:04:02,764 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. 88 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,099 Oh! 89 00:04:07,237 --> 00:04:08,770 So when you going off birth control? 90 00:04:08,806 --> 00:04:11,907 Oh, I thought we weren't talking babies 91 00:04:11,942 --> 00:04:13,542 till things got more settled. 92 00:04:13,577 --> 00:04:15,609 I know, but the world needs our baby. 93 00:04:15,645 --> 00:04:17,878 We don't even know if Cam's gonna stay in Atlanta. 94 00:04:17,914 --> 00:04:20,381 It don't matter. No, Cam leaves, we leave. 95 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:22,383 If we leave, baby gets to leave with us. 96 00:04:22,419 --> 00:04:24,452 Long as we like it. If we don't like it, 97 00:04:24,487 --> 00:04:26,754 we'll drive it to a fire station 98 00:04:26,789 --> 00:04:29,190 and safe-haven its ass. 99 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:32,860 Tell me again how Cam's even got an opt-out clause after one season. 100 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:35,296 Because Cam has a fantastic manager. 101 00:04:35,332 --> 00:04:38,299 But, listen, say... say we re-sign here. 102 00:04:38,335 --> 00:04:39,934 Why you throwing salt on Atlanta? 103 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:42,203 Atlanta has been good to us so far. 104 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:43,871 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:43,906 --> 00:04:45,539 You know what's 20 miles outside Atlanta? 106 00:04:45,575 --> 00:04:46,975 - I do not. - Georgia. 107 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:49,310 Now that's unfair. 108 00:04:49,346 --> 00:04:51,245 There's a lot of good folks all over Georgia. 109 00:04:51,281 --> 00:04:53,381 And those good folks have allowed their state 110 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:57,151 to have a holiday honoring Robert E. Lee. Day after Thanksgiving. 111 00:04:57,187 --> 00:04:59,652 So what? Most people take that day off anyway. 112 00:04:59,688 --> 00:05:01,421 And they call it Black Friday. 113 00:05:01,457 --> 00:05:02,889 Robert E. Would have hated that. 114 00:05:02,924 --> 00:05:05,492 I have worked too hard on my education 115 00:05:05,527 --> 00:05:07,594 for my next accomplishment to be a baby. 116 00:05:07,629 --> 00:05:10,563 Ah. 117 00:05:10,599 --> 00:05:14,468 Right now it's time for me to be me. 118 00:05:14,503 --> 00:05:16,569 With you being you. 119 00:05:16,605 --> 00:05:17,570 Mmm. 120 00:05:17,606 --> 00:05:19,272 Okay. 121 00:05:19,308 --> 00:05:21,074 Hey. 122 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:24,344 - Jimmy, how'd you know? - M-Chuck called. 123 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:26,813 I was looking for Reggie, thinking they might have been playing poker. 124 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,515 You have Jimmy's cell number? 125 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:29,782 He's helping me apply to colleges. 126 00:05:29,818 --> 00:05:31,584 - Since when? - Since I asked. 127 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,420 Not long. Happy to help. 128 00:05:33,455 --> 00:05:35,855 I'd liked to have known that you were applying for colleges. 129 00:05:35,891 --> 00:05:38,658 - Really? - I offered to write recommendations. 130 00:05:38,693 --> 00:05:40,427 What, in state? Out of state? 131 00:05:40,462 --> 00:05:42,995 - Early stages. I'll let you know. - All right. 132 00:05:43,031 --> 00:05:45,998 Since I'll probably be the one paying for tuition, that would be nice. 133 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:48,800 You just spent tens of thousands of dollars buying a car for Allison 134 00:05:48,836 --> 00:05:50,816 that led to our uncle being hospitalized 135 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,580 and you're gonna nitpick costs for my education? 136 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,041 I just want to know why you're bothering the owner of my basketball team. 137 00:05:55,076 --> 00:05:57,709 It came up in conversation. I got my own aspirations. 138 00:05:57,745 --> 00:06:00,979 It's not a problem. Really, I dictate some stuff to my assistant, 139 00:06:01,015 --> 00:06:02,548 she types it up, I sign it. 140 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,283 Who gives a shit what school 141 00:06:04,318 --> 00:06:06,485 Mary Charles eventually quits or flunks out of? 142 00:06:06,521 --> 00:06:08,454 We're waiting to see if my brother's gonna live. 143 00:06:12,527 --> 00:06:14,126 How is he? 144 00:06:14,162 --> 00:06:15,894 No word yet. 145 00:06:15,930 --> 00:06:18,197 Jimmy, Allison. Allison, Jimmy. 146 00:06:18,232 --> 00:06:19,865 Hi. 147 00:06:21,436 --> 00:06:25,503 Hey, you didn't have to come here, but thank you. 148 00:06:25,539 --> 00:06:28,807 When you signed with my team, I said I'd be there for you and your family. 149 00:06:28,842 --> 00:06:30,576 That wasn't bullshit. 150 00:06:30,611 --> 00:06:33,178 A lot of other bullshit was bullshit, but not that. 151 00:06:34,582 --> 00:06:37,549 Let me see what I can find out. 152 00:06:41,622 --> 00:06:44,489 Reggie. Yeah, it's bad. 153 00:06:47,127 --> 00:06:49,695 Why was Julius in Allison's car? 154 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:50,996 I don't know. 155 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:52,430 And when did Cam buy her a new car? 156 00:06:52,466 --> 00:06:54,099 I don't know. He was rambling. 157 00:06:54,134 --> 00:06:55,834 Haven't they been dating, like, what, a month? 158 00:06:55,869 --> 00:06:57,603 Haven't been keeping track, but something like that, yeah. 159 00:06:57,638 --> 00:07:00,839 Did you tell Cam to buy a woman he met only a month ago a car? 160 00:07:00,874 --> 00:07:02,340 I did not. 161 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,375 - Did he ask you about it? - He did not. 162 00:07:04,411 --> 00:07:06,877 I mean, doesn't he have to run that kind of stuff by you? 163 00:07:06,913 --> 00:07:08,846 Not if he chooses not to, no. 164 00:07:08,881 --> 00:07:11,616 Allison really seems more like a Mini Cooper kind of girl, right? 165 00:07:11,651 --> 00:07:13,585 - Missy! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm so nervous right now. 166 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:16,187 Fuck. I know, I am, too. 167 00:07:17,591 --> 00:07:19,924 He's out there with his family. 168 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:21,859 I can't do it. 169 00:07:21,894 --> 00:07:23,194 You can. 170 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:24,962 I can't, so I shouldn't. 171 00:07:24,998 --> 00:07:27,765 Dr. Lang, a family needs news, you have that news. 172 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,367 So do you. I'll watch and learn. 173 00:07:29,402 --> 00:07:31,469 No, this shift is not about you watching. 174 00:07:31,505 --> 00:07:33,471 It's about you doctoring with all its concomitant shittiness. 175 00:07:33,507 --> 00:07:36,207 Now, come on. You can do this. 176 00:07:36,243 --> 00:07:37,842 Please don't make me do this. 177 00:07:41,114 --> 00:07:43,247 You're a doctor, Kristine. 178 00:07:58,030 --> 00:08:00,130 Hi. You're with Julius? 179 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,232 Yes, um, I'm his sister. How... how is he? 180 00:08:02,268 --> 00:08:04,734 Your brother has perished. 181 00:08:07,105 --> 00:08:09,573 Julius is dead? 182 00:08:09,608 --> 00:08:12,942 Yes, he died. He's dead. 183 00:08:14,513 --> 00:08:16,280 How is he dead? 184 00:08:16,315 --> 00:08:18,582 The blunt force trauma of the truck upon the car door 185 00:08:18,617 --> 00:08:20,484 and in turn upon your brother's thorax and abdomen 186 00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:22,486 led to massive hemorrhaging 187 00:08:22,521 --> 00:08:24,120 and the cessation of functionality of his heart, 188 00:08:24,156 --> 00:08:26,790 - lungs, kidneys, spleen... - All right, we get it. 189 00:08:26,825 --> 00:08:29,693 It was, uh, too much to overcome. 190 00:08:29,728 --> 00:08:32,829 We're sorry. So very, very sorry. 191 00:08:32,864 --> 00:08:36,499 The sorrow of the entire staff is deeply felt at this moment. 192 00:08:36,534 --> 00:08:38,001 Even though there was nothing to be done, 193 00:08:38,036 --> 00:08:39,936 we tried to do everything we could do. 194 00:08:39,971 --> 00:08:43,173 Any and everything. All the things were done to no avail. 195 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,841 I'm sure he was a very nice man. 196 00:08:44,876 --> 00:08:46,776 We're very sorry. 197 00:08:50,015 --> 00:08:53,182 No, this is... no. 198 00:08:57,422 --> 00:08:59,188 No. 199 00:08:59,224 --> 00:09:01,490 No. No. 200 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,296 Oh, no. 201 00:09:07,332 --> 00:09:10,866 Oh, no. No. 202 00:09:14,572 --> 00:09:16,606 No. 203 00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:25,814 Hey. Hey. A moment, please. 204 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,682 "Your brother has perished"? 205 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:29,851 So patients at this hospital are, what, 206 00:09:29,886 --> 00:09:32,254 a quart of milk, a loaf of bread? 207 00:09:32,289 --> 00:09:33,722 We're trying our best here, sir. 208 00:09:33,757 --> 00:09:35,089 That can't be true. 209 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,891 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. 210 00:09:36,926 --> 00:09:39,093 Sorry or so very, very sorry? 211 00:09:39,129 --> 00:09:41,329 Sir, I've had a very long day. 212 00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:43,030 Yeah? Any relatives die? 213 00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:46,901 Three men have died in this ER since I arrived. 214 00:09:46,936 --> 00:09:48,703 Well, maybe it's time to hit the books again, Doc. 215 00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:50,705 Study up. Try to trim those numbers down. 216 00:09:50,741 --> 00:09:53,074 Who the hell do you think you are, pal? 217 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:57,245 Just a pal who built this place a new wing for pediatric care. 218 00:09:57,281 --> 00:10:00,915 That's me. James Flaherty. That's my name. 219 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:04,586 But a man shouldn't have to point to a charity wall to get bad news 220 00:10:04,621 --> 00:10:09,090 delivered less bluntly and more kindly than what you two just vomited up. 221 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,392 That disastrous string of syllables 222 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,694 that you blurted out back there, that was a bad plan. 223 00:10:13,729 --> 00:10:17,064 I don't appreciate bad plans and bad behavior. 224 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:20,534 I expect more from hospitals that I have gifted wings to. 225 00:10:20,569 --> 00:10:22,904 Shit, even from ones I haven't. 226 00:10:22,939 --> 00:10:24,738 Hey, wing boy. 227 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:27,641 - This is a teaching hospital. - Teach better. 228 00:10:27,677 --> 00:10:30,077 I don't care how many walls you put your name on, 229 00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:33,547 you've got no right to come into this ER and pop off on my residents. 230 00:10:33,582 --> 00:10:35,582 She's learning, okay? She didn't arrive 231 00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:38,152 a fully formed, perfect human like you, Daddy Warbucks. 232 00:10:38,188 --> 00:10:41,956 Mr. Flaherty is right. I gave that news badly. 233 00:10:41,991 --> 00:10:44,257 I'm sorry. I should be better. 234 00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:46,459 I have it in me, I think, to be better. 235 00:10:46,494 --> 00:10:48,561 But tonight I just... 236 00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:55,501 Hey, I'm sorry. 237 00:10:55,537 --> 00:10:58,404 Hey, I'm... 238 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,673 anger is a... there's... 239 00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:03,310 I'm sorry. 240 00:11:03,345 --> 00:11:05,545 Fuck off. Come on. 241 00:11:12,787 --> 00:11:15,121 So, for the funeral, I'll just need a church 242 00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:17,356 with a pastor who doesn't hate lesbians 243 00:11:17,391 --> 00:11:21,593 and a caterer with an endless supply of shrimp for the repast. 244 00:11:21,628 --> 00:11:24,263 And coffee. You know those big coffee things. 245 00:11:24,298 --> 00:11:25,865 People'll need coffee. 246 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,867 And a good limousine 247 00:11:27,902 --> 00:11:30,302 to take his casket to the church and to the grave. 248 00:11:30,338 --> 00:11:33,939 - And not one of those funny, jokey ones. - Hey. 249 00:11:33,975 --> 00:11:36,342 The ones that people will think we're the fucking Munsters. 250 00:11:36,377 --> 00:11:40,145 I will make sure that the best people will help your family through this. 251 00:11:40,181 --> 00:11:42,647 Better get Mom home, get her high or something. 252 00:11:42,683 --> 00:11:46,785 Yeah, raid Uncle J's room. He's got to have something. 253 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:49,355 Missy, can you take M-Chuck and Aunt Cass home in our car? 254 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,956 We'll stay at the mansion tonight. 255 00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:53,224 I got to stay behind with Cam. 256 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:55,726 Why don't you have Allison drive you both home in the brand-new car 257 00:11:55,762 --> 00:11:57,996 she didn't take that put us all in this situation? 258 00:11:58,031 --> 00:11:59,530 Yeah, so what exactly happened with that? 259 00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:00,899 Can we not talk about that now? 260 00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:02,566 Ignoring it don't change it. 261 00:12:02,602 --> 00:12:05,236 All right. I got to go. I got to... 262 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,474 got to identify the body and stuff. 263 00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:14,645 Reggie, just call Beckwith and make sure the Atlanta Police 264 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,747 check that truck driver's blood alcohol level. 265 00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:18,816 They arrested him at the scene, though, right? 266 00:12:18,851 --> 00:12:21,819 They better have. That drunk was drag racing on surface streets. 267 00:12:21,854 --> 00:12:23,922 - We don't know if he was drunk. - He was something. 268 00:12:23,957 --> 00:12:25,924 You know, I bet you he didn't have his mandated sleep. 269 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:27,892 Exactly. Verify that shit, Reg. 270 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:29,159 Because that would make it a criminal case 271 00:12:29,194 --> 00:12:30,428 and allow for a civil suit. 272 00:12:30,463 --> 00:12:31,695 They got to test his blood tonight. 273 00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:33,697 All right, I will handle it. 274 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:37,167 Yo, can we please get the fuck out of this godforsaken place? 275 00:12:37,202 --> 00:12:39,537 All right. I got to go. 276 00:12:41,073 --> 00:12:44,174 Hey, I'm sorry. 277 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:46,877 It's getting kind of late. I'm gonna get you a ride, all right? 278 00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:48,946 I want to wait with you. 279 00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:51,048 No, Reggie and me got to deal with some paperwork 280 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:54,017 and some other stuff, so... 281 00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:55,886 I'm sorry I didn't take the car. 282 00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:57,955 Oh, please. Let's not. 283 00:12:57,990 --> 00:12:59,522 I can't. 284 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,625 M-Chuck is angry at me. 285 00:13:02,661 --> 00:13:07,029 Yeah, so she's not thinking right. None of us are. 286 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,867 It's... my car might have stalled out. 287 00:13:10,902 --> 00:13:13,536 - It was my car. It was my fault. - Babe. 288 00:13:13,572 --> 00:13:15,438 Please, that's not true. 289 00:13:17,108 --> 00:13:19,141 I don't want to leave you tonight. 290 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:22,278 Baby, I got to get home and rest. 291 00:13:22,313 --> 00:13:24,213 Got a game tomorrow. 292 00:13:24,248 --> 00:13:26,382 No one's gonna ask you to play. 293 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,918 Can I just get Jimmy to take you home? 294 00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:32,956 I got to go identify the body. 295 00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:35,591 I just... I want to do this shit task with Reggie. 296 00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:37,426 Just go get some sleep. 297 00:13:38,796 --> 00:13:40,363 I'm so sorry. 298 00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,758 Did you get to know Julius at all? 299 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:14,529 Me neither. 300 00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:16,964 Seemed like a nice guy. 301 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,300 Proud of his family. 302 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:22,203 Always smiling. 303 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:25,440 Also used to call me Jiminy Cricket. 304 00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,075 I hated that. 305 00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:31,546 Fucking life, huh? 306 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:35,316 Everything's great until it ain't. 307 00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:01,709 Get up. 308 00:15:01,744 --> 00:15:04,144 Unc, look, I didn't mean to put you on the spot 309 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:07,181 in front of Ma and M-Chuck asking about love and all that earlier. 310 00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:08,716 Sorry, I wasn't thinking. 311 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:14,088 Nonthinking is a fucked-up side effect of being lovestruck. 312 00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:16,856 Allison's worth all the side effects. 313 00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:18,992 Oh, why you acting like you a virgin? 314 00:15:19,027 --> 00:15:20,860 She makes me gloriously happy. 315 00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:22,829 I feel the same way about heroin. 316 00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:24,397 But love ain't opium, 317 00:15:24,432 --> 00:15:26,933 so make sure you pick the right girl to love, nephew. 318 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,402 Seriously, what's the name of the girl that broke your heart? 319 00:15:29,437 --> 00:15:31,938 Oxycontin. 320 00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:35,341 I want to buy Allison a car. 321 00:15:35,376 --> 00:15:37,677 Man, you didn't listen to nothing that I said. 322 00:15:37,713 --> 00:15:39,378 She must got the good good. 323 00:15:39,414 --> 00:15:41,715 But she needs a car, so I'm gonna get her one 324 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,750 because I can. You approve? 325 00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:45,418 Can I keep the one you bought me? 326 00:15:45,453 --> 00:15:48,554 - Yeah, of course. - Then approve, yeah. 327 00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:50,388 Man, you brought me a brand-new Escalade 328 00:15:50,424 --> 00:15:51,890 and I ain't even fucking you. 329 00:15:51,926 --> 00:15:54,593 'Cause if I had to fuck you, no, thanks. 330 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,996 I'm walking. 331 00:16:05,106 --> 00:16:07,039 He's so cold. 332 00:16:07,074 --> 00:16:08,907 Let's go, cousin. 333 00:16:08,943 --> 00:16:12,344 Um, Mr. Calloway, your uncle's belongings. 334 00:16:13,313 --> 00:16:15,180 Uh, sorry for your loss. 335 00:16:16,651 --> 00:16:19,551 Uh, Cam, uh, you mind if we got a pic? 336 00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:23,488 Do you mind if... if you got a pic? 337 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,489 No, no, give me your phone. 338 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,792 You want an autograph? Want your car washed? 339 00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:29,160 I'm sorry, he blurts without thinking. 340 00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:31,062 No, no, no, no. Let's get the pic. 341 00:16:31,097 --> 00:16:33,131 Now, what kind of filter do you want to use? 342 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,767 No, fuck it, let's just Snapchat this shit. 343 00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:38,269 - Reggie. - No, no, no, what part of our uncle just died 344 00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:40,905 and is laying right in front of us don't these two fucks understand? 345 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:42,273 Please just don't get me fired. 346 00:16:42,308 --> 00:16:43,775 It's fine, all right? No worries. 347 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:46,744 No decency, hmm? No decorum? 348 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:49,947 Reggie. He said sorry. Chill. 349 00:16:49,983 --> 00:16:52,083 I ain't nothing but chill, Cam. 350 00:16:52,118 --> 00:16:54,152 I'm just chilling in the morgue with these two fucks 351 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:57,321 that need to summon up some simple decency. 352 00:16:57,356 --> 00:16:58,822 You're absolutely right. 353 00:16:58,857 --> 00:17:00,991 We're two fucks, yes. We meant no disrespect. 354 00:17:01,026 --> 00:17:03,727 Well, I'd hate to be around when disrespect is your intention. 355 00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:08,065 Reg, let's go. 356 00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:24,081 Kill yourself. 357 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:34,991 I didn't need you to fly here tonight. 358 00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:37,493 I was in Philadelphia. I have a plane. 359 00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:39,429 He was your brother. 360 00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:46,236 Do you remember how the Catholic prayer "Glory Be" goes? 361 00:17:46,271 --> 00:17:47,904 I do not. 362 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:51,241 But one moment. 363 00:17:51,276 --> 00:17:53,143 "Glory Be" prayer. 364 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,379 Ah. 365 00:17:56,414 --> 00:18:00,183 "Glory be to the Father and to the Son 366 00:18:00,219 --> 00:18:02,152 and to the Holy Spirit." 367 00:18:02,187 --> 00:18:05,555 Now as it was in the beginning world without end, amen. 368 00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:08,258 Oh, I was saying it wrong. 369 00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:11,060 Uh, it probably doesn't even work if you say it wrong. 370 00:18:13,598 --> 00:18:16,266 I don't know what I'm doing. 371 00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:19,902 I'm just doing this because this is what we did as kids. 372 00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:24,574 I still have my grandmother's rosary. 373 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:28,210 We were raised Catholic and the only time we went to church down here 374 00:18:28,246 --> 00:18:32,915 was some other, you know, so-called Christian deal. 375 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:36,952 But we got kicked out because the pastor hated Mary Charles' gayness. 376 00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:39,555 Her gayness is sizable. 377 00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:44,927 But not as big as the ignorance of many religious sects. 378 00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:48,397 What kind of religion were you raised with? 379 00:18:48,432 --> 00:18:51,099 In Communist China, 380 00:18:51,134 --> 00:18:54,635 religiosity was actively discouraged. 381 00:18:54,671 --> 00:18:59,307 My parents did not want to incur the wrath of the establishment, 382 00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:03,945 thus we cultivated a fervent secularity. 383 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,546 English, Chen. 384 00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:09,050 No religion to speak of. 385 00:19:09,085 --> 00:19:11,585 But more out of a lack of exposure to it 386 00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:14,088 than a dismissal of its usefulness 387 00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,524 in humanity's search for meaning. 388 00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:20,761 The last thing Julius said 389 00:19:20,797 --> 00:19:24,398 was that he wished he believed in God. 390 00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:28,736 And now I'm worried that he's just wandering around the afterlife, 391 00:19:28,771 --> 00:19:31,238 locked out of the gates of heaven because he didn't believe. 392 00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,474 And at that moment of his death, 393 00:19:33,509 --> 00:19:38,178 he realized that God really does exist 394 00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:41,014 and he was like, "Shit! I fucked up." 395 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,983 And God was like, "Yep." 396 00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:45,853 I mean, that's some shit right there. 397 00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:48,288 That's... that's some unravelly shit that I can do without. 398 00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:02,502 He was the best darn brother a girl could ever have. 399 00:20:07,343 --> 00:20:09,343 He really was. 400 00:20:27,196 --> 00:20:30,530 It's nice that Chen's here for your mom. 401 00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:35,034 It's nice to be a billionaire with a jet. 402 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:38,938 Can be there for whoever, whenever, good times, bad times. 403 00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:45,344 What was Cassie saying about college and Jimmy Flaherty? 404 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,179 I'm trying to forget. 405 00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:49,982 I don't want to be tempted to take an ax to her head. 406 00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:52,151 Yeah. 407 00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:55,254 That would be not great. 408 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,524 I want to go to college because I don't want 409 00:20:57,559 --> 00:20:59,592 to be just sitting around here in Atlanta 410 00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:02,529 with no job, no relationship, no doing nothing, 411 00:21:02,564 --> 00:21:05,899 just living off my little brother's money. 412 00:21:07,436 --> 00:21:09,535 You got an excuse. You're married. 413 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:12,504 Hey, I... I had a job that I gave up 414 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:14,773 before I came down here to support Reggie. 415 00:21:14,809 --> 00:21:16,909 I'm getting another one. Now that we're settled... 416 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,744 I'm not criticizing. 417 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,212 You got a husband. He makes money. 418 00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:23,248 I'm sure you keep Reggie happy in all the ways 419 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,116 that breeder women keep their breeder men happy 420 00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:28,754 until the point at which they no doubt finally breed. 421 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,189 Then you have, like, a new little Reggie or Missy 422 00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:34,192 to show off and make your unemployment seem worthwhile. 423 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,728 That's criticizing. 424 00:21:36,764 --> 00:21:40,466 People don't give me the same wide berth, you know? 425 00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:43,133 So that's what college was... 426 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,570 is about. 427 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,043 Who knows? 428 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,580 Life's short, right? 429 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:03,354 But it's long if you don't know what you're doing with your life. 430 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,963 I can't believe Uncle J is dead. 431 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,400 I've got to go to bed. 432 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,738 You're sleeping over, right? 433 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:27,777 I think the guest room off the elevator has clean sheets. 434 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,046 Thank you. 435 00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:34,718 Who'd ever thought we'd live in a house with a elevator? 436 00:22:58,042 --> 00:23:01,877 He wouldn't have been in that car if I didn't buy the new one. 437 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:05,480 He wouldn't be in Atlanta if you weren't a famous basketball player. 438 00:23:10,054 --> 00:23:12,888 If I don't buy Allison the new car, 439 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:14,857 Uncle J is never in her old car. 440 00:23:14,892 --> 00:23:17,526 Hey, Cam, we are smarter 441 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,161 than this kind of conversation. 442 00:23:19,196 --> 00:23:21,730 On a night like this, it is a mistake 443 00:23:21,766 --> 00:23:24,899 that we shouldn't make, so we won't. 444 00:23:24,935 --> 00:23:27,268 Let's just rest. 445 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:32,339 My mistake is not calling you before I bought the car. 446 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:34,241 'Cause if I had called you 447 00:23:34,277 --> 00:23:36,377 and said, "Reggie, what do you think about this?" 448 00:23:36,412 --> 00:23:40,181 you would have said, "Oh, it's a bad idea." 449 00:23:40,216 --> 00:23:44,151 And I would have been pissed that you were nixing it, 450 00:23:44,187 --> 00:23:46,220 but I would have known you were right 451 00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:48,656 because you always are. 452 00:23:50,093 --> 00:23:52,026 Uncle J would still be alive 453 00:23:52,062 --> 00:23:54,629 and we would not be where we are. 454 00:23:56,532 --> 00:23:58,665 I ain't always right. 455 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:03,670 And I wouldn't have stopped you from buying the car. 456 00:24:06,475 --> 00:24:09,042 Don't lie, Reg. I can own this. 457 00:24:09,078 --> 00:24:12,579 Own what? What... what do you want to own? 458 00:24:12,615 --> 00:24:14,915 Huh? You dig this girl. 459 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:18,018 You dig this girl in a way that I have never seen you dig a girl 460 00:24:18,053 --> 00:24:19,686 and her car was busted. 461 00:24:19,722 --> 00:24:23,123 Cam, the metric ton of money 462 00:24:23,158 --> 00:24:25,258 that you have spent on all the people that you love 463 00:24:25,293 --> 00:24:27,027 and then all the other people that feel 464 00:24:27,062 --> 00:24:29,462 they somehow helped you succeed is staggering. 465 00:24:29,498 --> 00:24:31,431 It's staggering. 466 00:24:31,466 --> 00:24:34,800 Man, little have you just purely spent on yourself 467 00:24:34,836 --> 00:24:37,236 or a girl that you dug, most of it, 468 00:24:37,271 --> 00:24:40,106 if not all of it, you have spent on everybody else. 469 00:24:40,141 --> 00:24:42,942 And then here comes this girl 470 00:24:42,977 --> 00:24:45,544 that just makes you feel good to be around. 471 00:24:45,579 --> 00:24:47,146 She's not falling at your feet, 472 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:50,049 she's got her own job, she ain't chasing after you, 473 00:24:50,084 --> 00:24:52,051 and she needed a car. 474 00:24:52,086 --> 00:24:55,721 And you step in like a man with a cape to bestow some goodness upon her. 475 00:24:55,757 --> 00:24:57,890 Now, that's you, cousin. 476 00:24:57,925 --> 00:25:00,425 That's you all the way through. 477 00:25:00,461 --> 00:25:02,895 Now, it ain't me. 478 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:05,197 I know it ain't me. 479 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,600 You one in a million, man. 480 00:25:09,636 --> 00:25:12,070 And you made yourself into a man with a cape. 481 00:25:12,105 --> 00:25:14,005 Don't beat yourself up for wearing it. 482 00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:17,676 Do not beat yourself up for doing what cape-wearing heroes do. 483 00:25:17,711 --> 00:25:20,979 And don't turn good gestures, kind gestures, 484 00:25:21,014 --> 00:25:22,914 into anything bad. 485 00:25:24,718 --> 00:25:27,018 You make good things happen for so many people, man. 486 00:25:27,054 --> 00:25:30,789 Me, M-Chuck, Aunt Cass, Missy, Uncle Julius, 487 00:25:30,824 --> 00:25:32,924 we all better off because of one person. 488 00:25:34,394 --> 00:25:36,327 That is you. 489 00:25:36,362 --> 00:25:39,197 Uncle Julius was proud as shit of you, Cam. 490 00:25:39,232 --> 00:25:42,465 Nobody ever enjoyed your success more than he did. 491 00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:45,468 He never missed a game, never missed nothing. 492 00:25:45,504 --> 00:25:47,637 He didn't need credit for being a great uncle. 493 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:51,809 He just loved us and he basked in us being us, 494 00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:54,011 watching us succeed. 495 00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:05,189 I got to... 496 00:26:05,224 --> 00:26:07,891 we got... we got a busy few days. 497 00:26:07,927 --> 00:26:09,893 Missy's asleep in the guest room. 498 00:26:09,929 --> 00:26:11,895 House got five guest rooms. 499 00:26:11,931 --> 00:26:14,631 Yeah, I'll just... I'll walk towards the snoring. 500 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,435 You want me to get you out of your game tomorrow night? 501 00:26:22,006 --> 00:26:24,373 No. 502 00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:26,508 That's why we're here in Atlanta. 503 00:26:34,685 --> 00:26:37,353 I can't believe this shit, man. 504 00:26:48,866 --> 00:26:50,732 All right. 505 00:26:52,535 --> 00:26:54,702 - See you in the morning. - All right. 506 00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:36,277 Yo, Unc, did you think back when we was in Boston 507 00:27:36,313 --> 00:27:37,545 that we'd be balling like this? 508 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:39,414 Why you think I stuck around? 509 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,116 - Come on, man, I'm serious. - No, I'm serious, too. 510 00:27:42,151 --> 00:27:45,085 Why'd you think I took your snotty-nosed ass 511 00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:48,723 down to them drug-infested playgrounds to shoot around? 512 00:27:48,758 --> 00:27:50,958 'Cause I knew we'd be living like this. 513 00:27:50,993 --> 00:27:52,326 - For real? - Yeah. 514 00:27:52,361 --> 00:27:55,061 Not giving a car away to a girl you just met, 515 00:27:55,096 --> 00:27:56,496 but certainly for me. 516 00:28:06,608 --> 00:28:08,442 Jheri curls? 517 00:29:06,534 --> 00:29:07,966 Fuck. 518 00:29:13,574 --> 00:29:16,842 Yo, dude, what the fuck? 519 00:29:18,546 --> 00:29:21,146 You can't be doing shit like this here down South. 520 00:29:21,181 --> 00:29:24,483 I am lying in bed and I see the reflection of the flames in the window, 521 00:29:24,519 --> 00:29:28,119 so I'm thinking, shit, there's some fucking cross burning shit happening. 522 00:29:29,088 --> 00:29:30,955 Hey, come on. 523 00:29:30,990 --> 00:29:34,325 Ready to squat down and shit in my hand and give it... 524 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,495 throw it, hurl it down at the first white-hooded prick I see. 525 00:29:37,531 --> 00:29:39,263 But instead... 526 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,865 Sorry. 527 00:29:40,901 --> 00:29:44,035 Just glad it was the car that was on fire and not you. 528 00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:48,406 Fuck, it won't go out. 529 00:29:48,442 --> 00:29:50,775 Look, let it go. 530 00:29:50,811 --> 00:29:54,345 You know, it's better that this thing burns beyond repair. 531 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:57,181 I don't want it on the road anymore for anyone. 532 00:30:03,622 --> 00:30:05,622 I'll pay for you to go to college. 533 00:30:05,658 --> 00:30:07,191 Anywhere. 534 00:30:09,728 --> 00:30:12,296 You won't flunk. 535 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:15,032 You won't quit. 536 00:30:16,469 --> 00:30:18,035 I believe in you, you know, 537 00:30:18,071 --> 00:30:19,770 like you believed in me. 538 00:30:22,075 --> 00:30:24,175 Uncle J's death ain't your fault. 539 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,646 I know. 540 00:30:29,682 --> 00:30:31,882 Do you? 541 00:30:33,286 --> 00:30:35,953 Fuck! 542 00:30:35,989 --> 00:30:38,455 Now that is your fault. 543 00:31:23,367 --> 00:31:26,301 "Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace. 544 00:31:26,337 --> 00:31:29,104 Where there is hatred, let me sow love; 545 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,973 where there is injury, pardon." 546 00:31:33,645 --> 00:31:37,947 God, open Your gates for my uncle. 547 00:31:39,684 --> 00:31:44,452 He did a lot of stupid shit, yeah, but... 548 00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:48,957 I think he deserves a spot. 549 00:31:50,761 --> 00:31:53,061 Hey, Jimmy. Thanks for coming last night. Morning. 550 00:31:53,096 --> 00:31:55,897 Any excuse to leave a black-tie event is a good excuse. 551 00:31:55,933 --> 00:31:59,734 Well, hopefully your next excuse won't involve a tragic death. 552 00:31:59,770 --> 00:32:02,136 - How's Cam? - He's still sleeping. 553 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:04,573 Good, I know how it feels when an uncle dies. 554 00:32:04,608 --> 00:32:07,122 When I was 11, my Uncle Joe was shot in the head 555 00:32:07,123 --> 00:32:08,733 by a woman who was not my aunt. 556 00:32:08,812 --> 00:32:10,211 Oh, Jesus. Sorry. 557 00:32:10,246 --> 00:32:12,080 If you make promises you plan on breaking 558 00:32:12,115 --> 00:32:14,247 while having sex with people who are not your spouse, 559 00:32:14,283 --> 00:32:16,850 you run the risk of bullets entering your skull. 560 00:32:16,886 --> 00:32:19,486 Exiting your skull, too, in my uncle's case. 561 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,221 Sounds more like a cellmate story. 562 00:32:21,256 --> 00:32:23,057 Yeah, I got to practice sharing that story 563 00:32:23,092 --> 00:32:25,092 without the skull part. 564 00:32:25,127 --> 00:32:27,995 I'm putting your aunt in touch with the best funeral director in town. 565 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,663 Let me know how else I can help. 566 00:32:29,699 --> 00:32:31,899 And let me know if Cam wants tonight off. 567 00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:34,835 We're playing the Knicks, so no worries if he does. 568 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,704 Hey, thank you, Jimmy. 569 00:32:44,579 --> 00:32:48,414 If you're gonna steal my shit, at least let me sleep through it. 570 00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:50,049 Sorry. 571 00:32:50,085 --> 00:32:51,618 When someone dies in China, 572 00:32:51,653 --> 00:32:55,054 we mourn for 49 days of prayer and remove all mirrors. 573 00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:57,289 Oh, good for China, but leave my mirror alone. 574 00:32:57,325 --> 00:33:00,059 I'm not walking around looking like shit for the next 49 days. 575 00:33:00,095 --> 00:33:02,595 The belief is that if one sees a reflection of a coffin 576 00:33:02,631 --> 00:33:04,563 in the mirror, another death will occur. 577 00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:07,433 Well, tell your countrymen to just leave their coffins out the house. 578 00:33:10,939 --> 00:33:13,906 Can't believe he's really gone. 579 00:33:13,942 --> 00:33:15,742 There's a Chinese proverb. 580 00:33:15,777 --> 00:33:18,244 "All of life is a dream walking. 581 00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:21,614 All of death is a going home." 582 00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:24,082 Well, respect to proverbs, 583 00:33:24,118 --> 00:33:26,417 pretty words don't plan funerals. 584 00:33:26,453 --> 00:33:28,319 I'm the one left walking around the house 585 00:33:28,355 --> 00:33:30,488 with the sudden burden of having to plan a funeral 586 00:33:30,524 --> 00:33:33,759 and a burial and a... and a post-funeral repast. 587 00:33:35,362 --> 00:33:36,828 Selfish Julius. 588 00:33:36,864 --> 00:33:39,497 Selfish, shit-starting motherfucker. 589 00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:41,566 I am here to help. 590 00:33:41,601 --> 00:33:43,769 And you have a family to shoulder your burden, too. 591 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:46,571 Every journey starts with a step. 592 00:33:46,606 --> 00:33:49,440 And every quote don't need quoting. 593 00:33:52,512 --> 00:33:54,146 You call the cops about that trucker? 594 00:33:54,181 --> 00:33:55,814 Beckwith is working on it. 595 00:33:55,849 --> 00:33:57,916 They got to do a toxicology report on Uncle J, too. 596 00:33:57,951 --> 00:34:00,485 - It's gonna take a while. - Watch, they gonna blame Uncle J, Reg. 597 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,520 You got to be there when they test that stuff. 598 00:34:02,556 --> 00:34:04,021 And how you figure I'm invited? 599 00:34:04,057 --> 00:34:05,456 I ain't the county coroner. 600 00:34:05,492 --> 00:34:06,957 Doctors lie, and you know this. 601 00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:09,994 - Chen, can you get that, baby? - Will do. 602 00:34:10,029 --> 00:34:12,430 All right, people, we got shit to do. Meet me in the kitchen. 603 00:34:12,465 --> 00:34:13,665 Good morning to you, too, Ma. 604 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,166 Ain't nothing good about it. 605 00:34:15,202 --> 00:34:17,435 Y'all better prepare for me to be blunt all day. 606 00:34:17,470 --> 00:34:21,138 It's the only way that I can cope without falling apart. 607 00:34:21,174 --> 00:34:25,677 First things first, how and where are we gonna bury your uncle? 608 00:34:25,712 --> 00:34:28,546 Cremation's probably better for the environment. 609 00:34:28,582 --> 00:34:31,481 Fuck the environment. Julius was a man. 610 00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:34,884 Not gonna set him on fire and reduce him to a pile of dust. 611 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,879 We're gonna give him a proper casket 612 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,880 and we're gonna bury him in the ground. 613 00:34:37,923 --> 00:34:40,990 - Now, the question is will it be Boston or Atlanta? - Boston. 614 00:34:41,026 --> 00:34:43,227 - Fuck Boston. - He spent most of his life there. 615 00:34:43,262 --> 00:34:45,795 But he left with all of us and he was the happiest he had ever been here. 616 00:34:45,831 --> 00:34:47,797 - Till he got hit by a truck. - That wasn't his fault. 617 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:50,033 - We don't know that yet. - Food delivery. 618 00:34:50,068 --> 00:34:53,136 "With sympathy from Richard and Dihane Freeman." 619 00:34:53,171 --> 00:34:54,971 Who's Richard and Dihane Freeman? 620 00:34:55,006 --> 00:34:58,141 Atlanta philanthropists whose names are on every museum in town. 621 00:34:58,176 --> 00:35:00,544 Sympathy food from strangers 'cause Cam's famous. 622 00:35:00,579 --> 00:35:02,045 This is stupid. 623 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,013 - Baby. - Boston is where his friends are. 624 00:35:04,049 --> 00:35:06,682 Cam, if we have the funeral in Boston, people will show up 625 00:35:06,718 --> 00:35:09,152 for reasons that got nothing to do with mourning Uncle J 626 00:35:09,187 --> 00:35:12,355 and everything to do with shoving their grubby hands in your pockets. 627 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:16,059 I'm afraid Reggie is right. Plus we're not gonna visit a grave in Boston. 628 00:35:16,094 --> 00:35:18,361 People never visit the grave anyway. They just say they will. 629 00:35:18,396 --> 00:35:20,396 Well, this here is the saying stage 630 00:35:20,431 --> 00:35:22,531 and I say that the burial will be in Atlanta. 631 00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:25,501 Barbecue from the Atlanta Falcons' 632 00:35:25,536 --> 00:35:27,871 front office with sympathy. 633 00:35:27,906 --> 00:35:30,506 From our close friends that we don't know and we never met at the Falcons. 634 00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:33,042 I want to have a church funeral. 635 00:35:33,078 --> 00:35:36,079 Thought you said his last words were "I wish I believed in God." 636 00:35:36,114 --> 00:35:38,081 He could have been in midsentence. 637 00:35:38,116 --> 00:35:42,084 Yeah, maybe he passed before he was about to add "earlier." 638 00:35:42,119 --> 00:35:44,719 Like, "I wish I believed in God earlier." 639 00:35:44,755 --> 00:35:47,722 - Unlikely. - How about if I toss you through a windshield 640 00:35:47,758 --> 00:35:49,925 and let's see if you have trouble finishing your sentences? 641 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,194 Hey, I don't recall Uncle J as a believer. 642 00:35:52,229 --> 00:35:54,263 He had this prayer card in his wallet. 643 00:35:55,499 --> 00:35:57,432 Who the fuck's St. Francis? 644 00:35:57,467 --> 00:35:59,902 Can we not with the fucking language every fucking minute? 645 00:35:59,937 --> 00:36:01,536 St. Francis loved animals. 646 00:36:01,571 --> 00:36:03,939 Uncle J shot a deer and killed the neighbor's dog. 647 00:36:03,974 --> 00:36:06,474 Well, this card is proof that he was asking for forgiveness. 648 00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:08,710 Let's forget about what he did or didn't say. 649 00:36:08,745 --> 00:36:11,479 If Uncle J didn't believe in God, why'd he have this card? 650 00:36:11,515 --> 00:36:13,915 Because he bought stupid shit at the car wash. 651 00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:16,784 He also had a Tupac snow globe and Day-Glo Silly Putty. 652 00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:18,485 It don't mean nothing. 653 00:36:18,521 --> 00:36:21,455 I love Silly Putty. 654 00:36:21,490 --> 00:36:23,724 That prayer card is from a Catholic church downtown. 655 00:36:23,759 --> 00:36:26,427 Well, maybe they knew him. We can have the funeral there. 656 00:36:26,462 --> 00:36:28,996 Last time you guys went to church, you stole their flowers 657 00:36:29,032 --> 00:36:31,232 and Chuck chucked Bibles at the pastor. 658 00:36:31,267 --> 00:36:33,067 That church was not the right fit. 659 00:36:33,102 --> 00:36:34,836 And they were hymnals, not Bibles. 660 00:36:34,871 --> 00:36:36,570 Look, if we're doing this for Uncle J, 661 00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:39,240 I say we taxidermy him and... and throw a bash 662 00:36:39,275 --> 00:36:41,976 with him sitting right here chilling one last time. 663 00:36:42,011 --> 00:36:45,012 DJs, food. No church, just chill. 664 00:36:45,048 --> 00:36:46,613 Hire some strippers to grind on him. 665 00:36:46,649 --> 00:36:48,348 Real or taxidermy? 666 00:36:48,383 --> 00:36:50,116 Can you imagine if he got wood? 667 00:36:54,689 --> 00:36:57,757 I had Gran's rosary out last night. 668 00:36:57,792 --> 00:37:01,527 Julius and I were baptized Catholic. 669 00:37:01,563 --> 00:37:03,196 Uh, we never went like a lot of people do, 670 00:37:03,232 --> 00:37:05,698 but Reggie and Cam went to a Catholic high school. 671 00:37:05,734 --> 00:37:07,633 And once you get past the molesting shit, 672 00:37:07,669 --> 00:37:09,802 you know, the... the Catholics have a good message. 673 00:37:09,838 --> 00:37:13,506 But this... this card is a sign that Julius, 674 00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:15,876 he should have a Catholic funeral. 675 00:37:15,911 --> 00:37:18,611 A couple of Uncle J's friends are texting about services. 676 00:37:18,646 --> 00:37:21,381 - We should fly his friends down. - No, we shouldn't. 677 00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:23,015 Julius would want his friends here. 678 00:37:23,050 --> 00:37:24,817 Well, he ain't here, so it don't matter. 679 00:37:24,853 --> 00:37:26,853 Maybe he's watching from the other side, 680 00:37:26,888 --> 00:37:28,654 hoping we do what he wants. 681 00:37:28,690 --> 00:37:31,724 Ain't no other side. It's just above ground and below. 682 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,126 You don't know whether or not there's another side. 683 00:37:34,161 --> 00:37:37,830 And unless you want to find out whether your supposition is true, shut the fuck up. 684 00:37:37,866 --> 00:37:40,800 - Ma, language. - We can fly them down on my plane. 685 00:37:40,835 --> 00:37:43,569 I can help make arrangements for the friends coming in from Boston. 686 00:37:43,605 --> 00:37:46,038 Well, arrange for a big pain in the ass. 687 00:37:50,779 --> 00:37:53,012 Let's greet this shitty day. 688 00:37:53,047 --> 00:37:55,781 Hey, let me know if you're skipping the game tonight. Team's asking. 689 00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:07,859 Okay, so how long till the worms start chewing up my uncle's corpse? 690 00:38:07,895 --> 00:38:09,994 You did not just ask that. 691 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:12,597 If we're not cremating, I need to know when the worms start feasting. 692 00:38:12,633 --> 00:38:14,032 You don't. I don't. 693 00:38:14,067 --> 00:38:15,700 Then you can make like ashes and scatter. 694 00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,403 Worms, truth. 695 00:38:20,441 --> 00:38:22,941 My wife's lasagna with sympathy. 696 00:38:22,976 --> 00:38:24,843 - Thank you, Clay. - Uh, full disclosure. 697 00:38:24,878 --> 00:38:27,445 It's veggie lasagna. It's not great. 698 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,013 - Well, thank you. - Reggie, I got some unwelcome news. 699 00:38:30,049 --> 00:38:31,582 You gonna make me eat this now? 700 00:38:31,617 --> 00:38:33,551 There was a dashboard video from the truck. 701 00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:36,554 My contacts at the Atlanta Police Department have seen it. 702 00:38:36,589 --> 00:38:38,756 Your uncle ran the red light. 703 00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,958 The accident was Julius' fault. 704 00:38:40,993 --> 00:38:42,960 He wasn't wearing a seat belt. 705 00:38:42,995 --> 00:38:46,564 Also, there was marijuana in the car and... along with a pipe. 706 00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:49,700 Mm, apart from that, though, he's completely blameless? 707 00:38:49,735 --> 00:38:51,869 Oh. 708 00:38:51,904 --> 00:38:53,636 I want to see that video. 709 00:38:53,672 --> 00:38:55,372 I shall arrange it. 710 00:38:55,407 --> 00:38:57,040 And the truck driver was clean? 711 00:38:57,076 --> 00:38:59,076 He passed every test. 712 00:38:59,111 --> 00:39:00,877 Said he had plenty of rest. 713 00:39:00,912 --> 00:39:02,980 His, uh, blood was clean. 714 00:39:03,015 --> 00:39:05,115 Skid marks showed a quick reaction 715 00:39:05,150 --> 00:39:06,950 and every effort to stop. 716 00:39:06,986 --> 00:39:09,152 They have telemetry on all these things, Reggie. 717 00:39:09,188 --> 00:39:12,389 Truck driver's completely traumatized. 718 00:39:12,424 --> 00:39:14,591 Do we know if the poor traumatized trucker was speeding? 719 00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:19,296 He was not. Again, they... they have the measurements. 720 00:39:19,331 --> 00:39:22,132 I'm very sorry, Reggie. 721 00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:24,134 I wish that made me feel better. 722 00:39:24,169 --> 00:39:27,403 Is there anything I can do for you? 723 00:39:27,438 --> 00:39:30,439 Raise my uncle from the dead and make the accident not his fault. 724 00:39:30,475 --> 00:39:34,043 Short of that, eat some of this fucking food. 725 00:39:41,786 --> 00:39:44,787 Did Julius talk to you about God? 726 00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:47,356 Julius was Julius. 727 00:39:47,392 --> 00:39:49,959 He'd eat, play dominoes with the other men. 728 00:39:49,995 --> 00:39:51,995 - Julius hung out with the priests? - Oh, no, no. 729 00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:53,963 I'm talking about the Monday night men's meal. 730 00:39:53,999 --> 00:39:56,766 - Oh. - I'm proud to say it's considered 731 00:39:56,801 --> 00:39:59,267 the best meal for the homeless in this city. 732 00:39:59,302 --> 00:40:01,803 Atlanta's homeless people are on Yelp now? 733 00:40:03,741 --> 00:40:07,042 Not proud that as a society we still have so many homeless, 734 00:40:07,077 --> 00:40:11,914 but as Jesus said, "The poor will always be with you." 735 00:40:13,551 --> 00:40:15,784 Julius was a good man. 736 00:40:15,819 --> 00:40:20,355 Uh, he just never told us that he was volunteering to feed the homeless. 737 00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:23,058 He never boasted. 738 00:40:23,093 --> 00:40:27,529 Cassie, he wasn't a volunteer. 739 00:40:27,565 --> 00:40:29,665 He was homeless. 740 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,600 He came here to eat. 741 00:40:33,837 --> 00:40:36,471 That lying mother... 742 00:40:51,788 --> 00:40:53,220 Hey. 743 00:40:53,255 --> 00:40:54,922 Hey. 744 00:40:54,958 --> 00:40:57,324 How you doing? 745 00:40:57,359 --> 00:40:58,693 Not great. 746 00:40:58,728 --> 00:41:00,394 Yeah. 747 00:41:00,429 --> 00:41:02,229 You? 748 00:41:02,264 --> 00:41:04,498 Not great. 749 00:41:04,533 --> 00:41:06,100 Sorry I've been quiet today. 750 00:41:06,135 --> 00:41:07,534 Dealing with the funeral. 751 00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:09,737 I understand. No worries. 752 00:41:11,307 --> 00:41:13,907 You want to come to the game tonight? 753 00:41:13,942 --> 00:41:15,909 I would. I would. 754 00:41:15,944 --> 00:41:17,444 All right, I'll leave you tix. 755 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,013 You want me to send a car service for you? 756 00:41:20,048 --> 00:41:23,217 No, I'm... my dad got me a rental car. 757 00:41:25,721 --> 00:41:28,255 - Cool. - Okay. 758 00:41:28,290 --> 00:41:31,225 - Have a good game. - Thanks. 759 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:33,059 See you after. 760 00:41:34,997 --> 00:41:37,964 We're up to 11 so far. 761 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,534 Everyone's touched to be included. 762 00:41:40,569 --> 00:41:45,071 And everyone's upset. This one guy, Pookie, was very, very upset. 763 00:41:45,107 --> 00:41:48,073 It's Poo-kie. Spelled like cookie. 764 00:41:48,109 --> 00:41:50,909 Yeah, but it's pronounced Poo-kie. The word poo is right there, Missy. 765 00:41:50,945 --> 00:41:54,280 Okay, well, however he and everyone else wants to pronounce it wrong, 766 00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:56,315 he's getting a ride to the airport in Boston 767 00:41:56,351 --> 00:41:59,552 with, uh, Rome, Silk, Yayo and Cakebread. 768 00:41:59,587 --> 00:42:01,220 Rome is a good dude. 769 00:42:01,256 --> 00:42:03,722 Cakebread, not so much. And Yayo, I don't know. 770 00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:06,759 Um, Cassie gave me all these nicknames and numbers, 771 00:42:06,794 --> 00:42:09,428 but I need real names for reservations at the W. 772 00:42:09,464 --> 00:42:11,597 The W? No, no, no. Absolutely not. 773 00:42:11,633 --> 00:42:13,432 We're not putting these fools up at the W. 774 00:42:13,468 --> 00:42:15,901 The Hampton Inn or Courtyard Marriott if we get a rate. 775 00:42:15,936 --> 00:42:17,836 And did you tell them that they're in charge of incidentals 776 00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:20,305 or any smoking fees or extra room cleaning fees? 777 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:21,907 - I did not. - Missy, you... 778 00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:23,608 I am a stranger calling 779 00:42:23,644 --> 00:42:25,144 to tell them their friend has died. 780 00:42:25,179 --> 00:42:27,279 Oh, real quick. 781 00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:30,182 - Uh, T-Low does not have a phone. - Course he doesn't. 782 00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:32,918 So you have to text Jemarius and get his Aunt Carol's number. 783 00:42:32,953 --> 00:42:35,253 Call Aunt Carol's phone, leave a message, 784 00:42:35,289 --> 00:42:37,322 and then T-Low will call you back from Aunt Carol's landline 785 00:42:37,357 --> 00:42:38,857 or a pay phone if he finds one. 786 00:42:38,893 --> 00:42:40,159 All right. 787 00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:42,194 I know, it's a lot to absorb. 788 00:42:42,229 --> 00:42:44,163 No, it's fine. I don't mind doing all this for T-Low. 789 00:42:44,198 --> 00:42:46,131 You know what, Missy? I'd like to take some time 790 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:48,133 to absorb all this fucking shit myself 791 00:42:48,169 --> 00:42:50,268 without putting up 20 dudes from Boston. 792 00:42:50,304 --> 00:42:51,803 Looking more like 12 or 13. 793 00:42:51,838 --> 00:42:54,038 No, no, hood 12 goes to 25 before you know it. 794 00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:55,773 There'll be people hanging on the wings, 795 00:42:55,809 --> 00:42:57,442 - stowing away in the wheel wells. - Baby. Baby. 796 00:42:57,477 --> 00:42:59,043 - What? - Come on. 797 00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:01,379 Julius would be happy that his friends are coming. 798 00:43:01,415 --> 00:43:04,449 This ain't for him. This is for us. 799 00:43:04,484 --> 00:43:07,151 It's for your aunt most of all. 800 00:43:07,187 --> 00:43:09,654 But let's just do what she asked, okay? 801 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,989 I have a shuttle van picking them up. 802 00:43:12,025 --> 00:43:15,527 I... uh, they leave Boston at noon. I will check them all in 803 00:43:15,562 --> 00:43:17,295 and take them to a family style restaurant. 804 00:43:17,331 --> 00:43:18,830 - All you can eat. - Okay. 805 00:43:18,865 --> 00:43:20,832 For a flat fee and free refills 806 00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:22,333 because these sons of bitches, Missy, 807 00:43:22,368 --> 00:43:24,368 they drink soda after soda after soda. 808 00:43:24,403 --> 00:43:26,403 They're like soda camels. Soda camels? 809 00:43:26,439 --> 00:43:28,672 They'll take advantage, okay? This... 810 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,708 Okay. It's okay. 811 00:43:33,512 --> 00:43:35,179 This is like our wedding 812 00:43:35,215 --> 00:43:37,148 except it's not fun. 813 00:43:37,183 --> 00:43:40,051 It'll be fun again. 814 00:43:40,086 --> 00:43:42,053 Just not now. 815 00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:58,902 So what do you think about the dress? 816 00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:01,104 I think it's sexy. 817 00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:04,074 It's a funeral. I'm not going for sexy. 818 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,109 Then you cannot go to the funeral. 819 00:44:06,145 --> 00:44:09,179 In fact, you cannot go anywhere. 820 00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:17,420 So I shouldn't show any part of my titties? 821 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,555 To me, yes. To the funeral, no. 822 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:26,229 Oh, jeez. Look, if you got food, please send it back. 823 00:44:26,265 --> 00:44:28,531 It looks like Costco fucked the Epcot Center in here. 824 00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:31,066 Hello. My name is Dr. Lang from the hospital last night. 825 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:32,635 I'm here because I feel terrible 826 00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:35,271 about how I delivered the news about your uncle. 827 00:44:37,141 --> 00:44:39,776 No worries. You... you did great. 828 00:44:39,811 --> 00:44:43,045 I did not. I strive to be the best I can and I was not that. 829 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,714 Your family deserved better. 830 00:44:44,749 --> 00:44:46,416 Did you come here to start a fucking argument? 831 00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,984 - No. - Okay, was it great? 832 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,720 Maybe great's not the right word. 833 00:44:50,755 --> 00:44:52,555 Is there room for improvement? 834 00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:55,625 I'm not here to judge, but, yes, definitely. 835 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,794 It was a shitty thing, it's a shitty job. 836 00:44:57,829 --> 00:44:59,662 Not that the job is shitty, 837 00:44:59,698 --> 00:45:01,931 it's just this whole thing, it's all shitty. 838 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:05,034 Except this. This... 839 00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:11,473 I'm sure your being here is violating some sort of official code of conduct, 840 00:45:11,508 --> 00:45:13,809 but probably more so 'cause corporations 841 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,645 need to cover their ass than genuine human kindness. 842 00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:20,850 You didn't have to do it, so it's great 843 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:25,420 that you felt it and did it and didn't have to. 844 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:31,393 I'm so sorry for your loss. 845 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,966 I believe you. 846 00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:38,633 Thank you. 847 00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:41,636 Me, too. 848 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,278 Thank you. 849 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:53,915 Okay. Oh, okay. 850 00:46:07,163 --> 00:46:10,499 Okay. Okay. 851 00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:12,601 Bows. We're bowing. 852 00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:16,337 Good. 853 00:46:21,912 --> 00:46:23,411 Morgan? 854 00:46:23,446 --> 00:46:25,245 Cam, 51 points. 855 00:46:25,281 --> 00:46:26,614 10 out of 12 three-pointers. 856 00:46:26,649 --> 00:46:27,915 Tell us what you were feeling. 857 00:46:27,950 --> 00:46:29,249 My teammates moved the ball well. 858 00:46:29,285 --> 00:46:31,018 Team defense. It was a good team win. 859 00:46:31,053 --> 00:46:32,686 You scored half the points. 860 00:46:32,722 --> 00:46:34,087 The guys got me open looks. 861 00:46:38,761 --> 00:46:40,127 Yes? 862 00:46:40,162 --> 00:46:41,729 Cam, your uncle passed last night. 863 00:46:41,764 --> 00:46:43,531 So do you think your uncle was watching over you? 864 00:46:43,566 --> 00:46:45,399 You know, helping those shots fall? 865 00:46:53,743 --> 00:46:56,609 Ha ha, yeah! 866 00:46:56,645 --> 00:46:58,711 Cake, not the time for selfies. 867 00:46:58,747 --> 00:47:00,379 Well, thank you for the private jet etiquette, 868 00:47:00,415 --> 00:47:02,449 but it's not every day we get to fly in a jet. 869 00:47:02,484 --> 00:47:04,784 You ain't in it yet and you won't be if you don't put this away. 870 00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:07,320 - You don't get to make up the rules. - This rule is already made. 871 00:47:07,355 --> 00:47:09,489 When you going to your friend's funeral, you don't celebrate shit. 872 00:47:09,524 --> 00:47:12,459 What if I don't smile? 873 00:47:12,494 --> 00:47:14,961 You think Julius wouldn't have had this shit all over Instagram? 874 00:47:14,996 --> 00:47:17,330 Come on now. 875 00:47:31,311 --> 00:47:33,645 On behalf of my mother and my family, 876 00:47:33,681 --> 00:47:35,681 I look out, I see a lot of... 877 00:47:35,716 --> 00:47:37,816 a lot of faces. 878 00:47:37,852 --> 00:47:39,518 Some from the team and from the arena. 879 00:47:39,553 --> 00:47:41,820 I just want to thank everybody for being here. 880 00:47:43,858 --> 00:47:47,325 My Uncle Julius was... was a great man. 881 00:47:47,361 --> 00:47:50,462 And what made him great was his boundless love 882 00:47:50,498 --> 00:47:52,498 that he had for his family. 883 00:47:52,533 --> 00:47:54,666 All he wanted was for his sister 884 00:47:54,702 --> 00:47:59,103 and his... his sister's kids to... to be happy, safe, 885 00:47:59,138 --> 00:48:00,938 and to be healthy. 886 00:48:00,974 --> 00:48:04,341 And he strove to make that want real. 887 00:48:04,377 --> 00:48:07,879 He liked food and dancing 888 00:48:07,914 --> 00:48:10,381 and food and... and music 889 00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:12,984 and food and dominoes 890 00:48:13,019 --> 00:48:15,720 and sleeping and hard work, 891 00:48:15,755 --> 00:48:19,123 you know, which he did a lot of until I... I went pro 892 00:48:19,158 --> 00:48:21,225 and I told him he can quit. 893 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:25,630 Quit his job, but he never quit being there for us. 894 00:48:27,033 --> 00:48:29,000 Kids need grown-ups 895 00:48:29,035 --> 00:48:31,035 to impart certain things about life 896 00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:32,469 and my mother was amazing at that. 897 00:48:32,505 --> 00:48:34,971 She... she gave me my fierceness, 898 00:48:35,007 --> 00:48:37,374 my drive, and my resilience. 899 00:48:37,410 --> 00:48:39,076 But when your father's not in your life 900 00:48:39,111 --> 00:48:40,944 the way my father wasn't, 901 00:48:40,979 --> 00:48:43,047 my mom knew that we... we needed a man 902 00:48:43,082 --> 00:48:46,050 to fill those undefinable 903 00:48:46,085 --> 00:48:49,486 yet necessary wisdom gaps 904 00:48:49,522 --> 00:48:52,089 that a young... you know, young idiot like me needs 905 00:48:52,124 --> 00:48:55,491 to... to make his way through life. 906 00:48:55,527 --> 00:48:58,862 When your mom is breaking her back 907 00:48:58,897 --> 00:49:01,330 working and providing, 908 00:49:01,366 --> 00:49:04,267 who might pick up that dude slack? 909 00:49:04,302 --> 00:49:07,370 Who's gonna be that man to be the man? 910 00:49:07,405 --> 00:49:10,073 And for my sister, for me, for Reggie, 911 00:49:10,108 --> 00:49:12,742 that... that man was Uncle Julius. 912 00:49:12,778 --> 00:49:15,612 Uncle J didn't... he didn't try to be a dad. 913 00:49:15,647 --> 00:49:18,582 He couldn't be. You know, he didn't want to be. 914 00:49:18,617 --> 00:49:21,785 Uncle J considered himself to be a walking miracle. 915 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:24,888 He was a 45-year-old straight black male 916 00:49:24,923 --> 00:49:26,790 who didn't have any kids. 917 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,359 And despite his appearance, he was responsible. 918 00:49:31,395 --> 00:49:34,063 But if you're here and you're a secret kid, 919 00:49:34,098 --> 00:49:36,364 you can see me after. 920 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,469 - Uncle J was... he was a friend. - Yeah. 921 00:49:40,504 --> 00:49:43,606 You know, he was a coach. 922 00:49:43,641 --> 00:49:45,574 He was a secret keeper. 923 00:49:47,612 --> 00:49:50,779 He was the most loyal man that I knew. 924 00:49:50,815 --> 00:49:53,515 He was just... 925 00:49:54,919 --> 00:49:56,885 an uncle. 926 00:49:58,489 --> 00:50:00,388 Someone who was there, 927 00:50:00,424 --> 00:50:02,758 you know, stepping in, 928 00:50:02,793 --> 00:50:05,594 stepping up. 929 00:50:05,629 --> 00:50:07,629 Always. 930 00:50:12,035 --> 00:50:14,936 Sometimes that's all you really need from an uncle. 931 00:50:17,274 --> 00:50:20,642 Someone who's there, someone who's available 932 00:50:20,677 --> 00:50:23,478 and who's interested in who you're becoming... 933 00:50:25,616 --> 00:50:29,284 and where you want to go, who you want to be. 934 00:50:37,127 --> 00:50:39,127 My Uncle Julius was there... 935 00:50:41,665 --> 00:50:43,631 always. 936 00:50:54,644 --> 00:50:56,477 And now he's not. 937 00:50:59,415 --> 00:51:01,315 That's the hardest part. 938 00:51:13,495 --> 00:51:15,595 It's okay, baby. 939 00:51:16,565 --> 00:51:18,331 It's okay. 940 00:51:27,509 --> 00:51:29,309 Think I got a shot with M-Chuck? 941 00:51:29,344 --> 00:51:31,011 Julius said it'll never happen. 942 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,947 No, what he said was over his dead body. 943 00:51:46,761 --> 00:51:48,194 They say only the good die young, 944 00:51:48,229 --> 00:51:49,862 so I knew Julius would live forever 945 00:51:49,897 --> 00:51:53,099 because he wasn't shit. 946 00:51:53,134 --> 00:51:56,001 Thanks, Cake. I really needed that. 947 00:51:56,037 --> 00:51:58,771 But, you know, baby girl, if you need anything else. 948 00:51:58,806 --> 00:52:00,005 Cake. 949 00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:01,506 You still on your woman thing? 950 00:52:01,542 --> 00:52:04,043 It's not a thing. It's me. 951 00:52:04,078 --> 00:52:05,577 All right. But, hey, look, 952 00:52:05,613 --> 00:52:07,847 if you ever think about getting it in with a real man, 953 00:52:07,882 --> 00:52:09,715 - can I get first dibs? - No. 954 00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:11,450 There's nothing wrong with real D. 955 00:52:11,485 --> 00:52:13,385 I could be like your personal trainer. 956 00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:15,254 Not now, not ever. 957 00:52:15,289 --> 00:52:17,389 The future's unwritten. 958 00:52:17,424 --> 00:52:20,524 Mary Charles, did he just say something I need to beat the fuck out of him for? 959 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,194 Thanks, Pookie, but I don't think the fuck can be beaten out of Cakebread. 960 00:52:23,230 --> 00:52:27,899 That's the thing. Beckwith told me there's dashboard cam video. 961 00:52:27,934 --> 00:52:29,734 Uncle J ran a red light. 962 00:52:29,770 --> 00:52:32,370 Crash is his fault. 963 00:52:32,405 --> 00:52:35,373 You know, the two of you did really, really good today. 964 00:52:35,408 --> 00:52:36,808 Thanks. 965 00:52:36,843 --> 00:52:38,542 It's a nice party, right? 966 00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:41,612 Party? 967 00:52:44,751 --> 00:52:46,617 Cam, Reggie. 968 00:52:46,653 --> 00:52:49,788 - It's me, Squeeze. - Holy shit, Squeeze. 969 00:52:49,823 --> 00:52:52,890 - Yo. - Hey, man. 970 00:52:52,925 --> 00:52:55,292 I know I wasn't invited, but I took the Greyhound 971 00:52:55,327 --> 00:52:57,560 'cause I wanted to pay my respects. 972 00:52:57,596 --> 00:52:59,930 I'm sorry I missed the funeral. 973 00:52:59,965 --> 00:53:02,900 Fucking bus made so many stops, man. 974 00:53:02,935 --> 00:53:05,936 Spent more time stopped than driving. 975 00:53:05,971 --> 00:53:09,739 But your uncle, man, 976 00:53:09,775 --> 00:53:12,810 he made it so I didn't get kicked out of the army. 977 00:53:12,845 --> 00:53:15,913 He was so cool to me when he was dating my mom. 978 00:53:15,948 --> 00:53:17,614 He made my life. 979 00:53:17,649 --> 00:53:19,449 Dude, thanks for the effort, man. 980 00:53:19,484 --> 00:53:21,118 And welcome. We appreciate it. 981 00:53:21,153 --> 00:53:23,253 Shit hit me hard. 982 00:53:23,289 --> 00:53:26,924 I still got the ugly cry face, but I'm gonna keep it together. 983 00:53:26,959 --> 00:53:29,091 I don't want to scare none of these folks. 984 00:53:29,127 --> 00:53:31,527 Ah, there's plenty of people crying and laughing, too. 985 00:53:31,562 --> 00:53:34,297 - Telling stories. - Yeah, let's get you something to eat, man. 986 00:53:34,332 --> 00:53:36,098 Is all this food free? 987 00:53:36,134 --> 00:53:39,435 Jimmy, I didn't know you were a burner. 988 00:53:39,470 --> 00:53:43,005 Oh, there's a lot you don't know about me, Chen. Let's keep it that way. 989 00:53:45,076 --> 00:53:48,644 When Reggie and I first dated, he bought me a diamond necklace. 990 00:53:48,679 --> 00:53:50,980 - I didn't accept it. - Why not? 991 00:53:51,015 --> 00:53:52,882 Because it was extravagant. 992 00:53:52,917 --> 00:53:54,951 And like you, I'm not the kind of woman 993 00:53:54,986 --> 00:53:56,819 distracted by extravagance. 994 00:53:56,855 --> 00:53:58,654 Right thought, right actions, 995 00:53:58,689 --> 00:54:00,289 sincerity of mind and heart... 996 00:54:00,325 --> 00:54:02,724 these are the things that I need from a man. 997 00:54:02,759 --> 00:54:04,659 And I got them. 998 00:54:04,694 --> 00:54:07,329 Diamonds can come in time. 999 00:54:07,364 --> 00:54:10,531 You were right to turn down that car. 1000 00:54:10,567 --> 00:54:12,834 You hear me? 1001 00:54:20,410 --> 00:54:23,879 Oh, this glass got that good clink. 1002 00:54:23,914 --> 00:54:25,813 People... 1003 00:54:25,849 --> 00:54:29,217 we appreciate your outpouring of love for Julius. 1004 00:54:29,253 --> 00:54:31,920 If there's one thing my brother knew how to do, 1005 00:54:31,955 --> 00:54:34,222 it was how to have a good time. 1006 00:54:34,258 --> 00:54:37,892 So I don't care how down y'all are, 1007 00:54:37,927 --> 00:54:39,994 but for Julius' sake, 1008 00:54:40,029 --> 00:54:43,063 we are gonna turn up. 1009 00:54:45,434 --> 00:54:47,601 Watch over us. 1010 00:55:04,820 --> 00:55:06,987 Man, don't make me drink alone. 1011 00:55:22,838 --> 00:55:25,004 This is gonna be difficult. 1012 00:55:27,676 --> 00:55:29,709 Life is for the living. 1013 00:55:32,013 --> 00:55:34,013 We got to still live. 1014 00:55:37,285 --> 00:55:39,018 To Uncle J. 1015 00:56:11,185 --> 00:56:14,086 Here, Father. I've been collecting change. 1016 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,622 Give it to your biggest alcoholic. 1017 00:56:16,657 --> 00:56:18,190 They're the happiest homeless. 1018 00:56:18,225 --> 00:56:20,024 - Thank you, Julius. - Yeah. 1019 00:56:20,059 --> 00:56:22,293 You got anything special for me? 1020 00:56:22,328 --> 00:56:23,828 Sure, I do. 1021 00:56:25,365 --> 00:56:27,365 Lookie here, lookie here. 1022 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,000 Mmm. 1023 00:56:29,035 --> 00:56:31,302 Yeah, you got something to cut it with? 1024 00:56:33,306 --> 00:56:36,641 Oh, will this prayer card work? 1025 00:56:38,077 --> 00:56:39,944 Oh, yeah. Is water wet? 1026 00:56:41,381 --> 00:56:43,648 - Who is this? - That's St. Francis. 1027 00:56:43,683 --> 00:56:46,851 Oh, St. Francis. The one that messed with the animals? 1028 00:56:46,887 --> 00:56:50,321 - Yes. - Oh, okay. 1029 00:56:50,356 --> 00:56:52,890 Well, his name is St. El Choppo now. 1030 00:56:52,925 --> 00:56:55,492 - Oh. - Yes. 1031 00:56:55,528 --> 00:56:58,395 And I have something here 1032 00:56:58,430 --> 00:57:00,230 that'll make a nun get naked. 78740

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