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Stop, oh my God!
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Oh!
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You must be having a lovely morning.
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Hey now, it's just getting started.
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Is it just getting started?
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Because it looks like the
two of you have been engaged
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in general merriment
for quite some time now.
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- Did he just say "merriment?"
- I think he did.
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Yes, I said "merriment."
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Because that's what happens
when I spend too much time
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with my mother, and I
blame you two for it.
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So how was uh, dinner last night?
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Ooh, long. We spent two and a half hours
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going over a costume
lineup for the show.
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All so that you two
of you could sneak off
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to some secret dance
rehearsal behind her back
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like a pair of dirty con artists.
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Hey listen, David, your
Mom is a great director.
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She's just not used to
working with amateur dancers.
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Yeah, last week she told me
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to dance like an Indonesian
scarf caught in the wind.
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I don't even know what that looks like.
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This "Money" number is so complicated
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that if we don't get the outside help,
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we will be laughed off
stage. You've seen me dance.
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Yes, you have legs like tree trunks,
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- we knew that going into this.
- Thank you.
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Can we just have one more
private session with Derek,
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- and then it's done.
- One more session?!
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I thought last night
was the last session!
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Well, we couldn't nail the final lift.
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What is this, "Dirty Dancing?!"
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David, please, just keep her
distracted for one more night.
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No. No! It's too much!
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Okay, then I guess we can just...
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tell her we're getting outside help.
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Mm, good luck.
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When she was coaching me for
the "Little Mister" pageant,
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I made the mistake of going
to Mario Lopez for advice,
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he was the hosting at the time.
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Anyway, she found out,
and felt so betrayed,
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she "forgot" to
double-knot my tap shoes,
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and cost me the crown.
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So I will cover for
you for one more night.
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But that is it!
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This better be worth it.
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Excuse me, I have a job to do. Oh.
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Mm, Ted, it smells so good in here!
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What's the occasion?
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Brunch. That we were
supposed to make together.
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Oh, don't worry, babe,
I've already eaten.
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So then I guess I'll
just have your plate
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- for dinner, then.
- Mm, yum!
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Hey, so I was thinking
about maybe going into work
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- a little bit later today.
- Ah!
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Yay, if that means more
Teddy time for me, then yes.
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No actually, I've been
thinking about maybe
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taking a longer break from work.
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I'm listening.
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What if we got out of
town, just the two of us?
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- Like Thelma and Louise?
- Nope.
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Uh no, I was thinking
somewhere more exotic, like,
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I don't know, somewhere that
would have beaches for you,
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and some interesting wildlife for me?
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Okay, I've just been to
Miami so many times before,
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and trust me, the "wildlife"
is not as sexy up close.
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No, I'm talking about farther away.
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Like, I don't know...
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the Galapagos Islands.
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- I love that.
- Really?
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Yes, as a jumping-off point, yes!
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But if we're thinking islands,
why don't we do something
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less sleepy and scary,
like, The Maldives?
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Definitely something to consider.
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And I guess while
we're spit-balling here,
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you know, it could be
kinda fun to go somewhere
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that you've never been before.
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Like, I don't know,
the Galapagos Islands.
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Yes, Ted! An island somewhere for sure.
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We just need to figure out where. Mm.
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But I'm so glad we're on
the same page about this!
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Yeah, yeah.
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And-And what page is that?
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Well, we both agree
that we wanna get away,
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and we both agree that we're gonna land
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on somewhere so good.
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Mhmm!
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Hey, Johnny. I heard the news.
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Boy, we are really going
to miss Moira tonight
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at the annual Mayor's Roast.
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I was looking forward
to getting scorched.
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Oh yeah, well, she's gonna miss it, too.
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Yeah, I mean, when she starts going off,
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oh my God, you better have
the burn unit on speed dial.
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I mean, get the fire
extinguishers ready,
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because she is just slinging heat!
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- Which ultimately becomes fire.
- Yeah, I get it, I get it.
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She can, she can be funny on occasion.
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Yeah, it's okay though,
I've got uh, Bob's cousin,
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Louis, from Elm County,
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he's gonna come in and
fill in for her, so.
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Yeah well, Louis' the last
guy that should be driving in
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for tonight. Uh no, I-I uh...
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I'm more than capable
of taking Moira's place.
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Johnny, I don't think so.
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Those are pretty high heels to fill.
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Well, don't you worry
about me, I've uh...
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I've handled myself pretty
well humorously speaking,
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in front of large crowds before.
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Jeez, if you bring up that Rose Video
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shareholder's meeting again...
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You better be spending this
time toughening your skin,
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Because I've got more than a few...
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rippers up my sleeve for tonight.
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Okay um, first off, I have
no idea what "rippers" are.
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Well, maybe you'd know,
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if you graduated elementary school.
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I can't believe you said that to me.
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Oh Roland, I'm sorry,
did I... Was that too far?
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Look at your face!
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"Oh Roland, I'm sorry,
did I go too far?"
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Oh pal, you are going to
get eaten alive tonight!
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Oh!
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David! What are you
doing walking the streets
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all by yourself?
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You make me sound like a feral cat.
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I'm walking home.
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Don't tell me the store is
already laying off people!
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No, Patrick sent me home to get a check
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that apparently is
tax for the government,
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and not, as I assumed, a bonus for me.
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Well, I'm glad I caught you,
because I got your missive
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about wanting to sup this evening,
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and I'm afraid I must decline.
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What? Why? Why?
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David, full disclosure,
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you have been awfully clingy of late.
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Okay...
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I think it might be
propitious for you to spend
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some time with your peers.
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What's Patrick doing tonight? Or Stevie?
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They're um, busy.
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Busy? Well, rehearsals
end sharply at six,
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so either one of them should be free
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to dine with you thereafter.
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I just don't think
they're available tonight.
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Hmm, too tired?
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- Mm, yes. Yeah.
- Yes.
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They've both been struggling.
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Yeah, that's-that's it.
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Your choreography has
been working them so hard
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they basically just
go home and fall sleep,
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so actually your show
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is stripping me of a social life.
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Alright, David, but it'll
have to be a working repast.
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I could use your eye for the
final design of the posters.
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Okay? You employ the wrong font,
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and you may as well bid Auf
Wiedersehen to ticket sales.
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- Can't wait.
- Until then, dear!
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We're both going home though!
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What the hell?!
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Alexis, you don't need
to do those dishes.
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I didn't, I just put
them on the counter.
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Um, I also found this on the counter.
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"Charles Darwin Research Center."
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- What is this?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just-just some work stuff.
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It says you were one
of ten people selected
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for a research program.
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Oh, what?
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That's... crazy.
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Is this why you kept bringing
up those islands this morning?
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Oh, the Galapagos Islands?
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Uh, not necessarily, no.
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Ted, why else would
anyone wanna go there?
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You mean, other than wanting
to study some of the rarest
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and most diverse forms of plant
and animal life on the planet?
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Uh, yeah, I guess you have a point.
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You were selected out of
thousands of applicants?
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It just means that they'll
have plenty of people
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to pick from when I don't accept.
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Ted!
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Why didn't you tell
me you were doing this?
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Because I applied before
we got back together,
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and it takes a couple years
to process the applications.
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A couple years? It sounds important.
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Well, listen, it's not not important.
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But I can, I can always apply again.
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You know, Emmett, the
tortoise is 180-years-old,
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So I'm sure he'll still be
around in another few years.
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You love old tortoises!
It sounds like a dream.
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How long is the program?
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Six months.
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, see,
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this is why I didn't wanna push
it on you this morning, okay?
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Because you mean way more
to me than some dumb...
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once-in-a-lifetime
job opportunity.
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Ted, I don't know what to say.
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I'd totally think about it, but like,
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my laptop's here...
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Okay, honestly, just
don't worry about it.
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Well, what about long distance?
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I once maintained a
successful, semi-committed
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text relationship with Josh Hartnett
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while he was shooting "Pearl Harbor".
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Okay, Alexis, I appreciate
your creative problem solving,
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But. you know, I-I wouldn't
stay if I didn't feel
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like it was... it was
the right choice for me.
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Babe, are you sure?
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- Yes.
- But are you sure, sure?
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Because I don't want you to
not go like, just because of me.
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Okay Alexis, that's
exactly what's happening,
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but it's fine, okay?
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And I told you that it's
fine, so it's-it's fine!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay... so we're all good, then.
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That was a good talk for everyone.
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You know what I am gonna do?
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I'm gonna do those dishes.
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Babe, do you have a dishwasher?
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Okay, I'm just gonna... I'm
gonna figure it out then.
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Okay.
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Sounds like someone's in a good mood.
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What? Me? Oh.
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Sorry, you know those days
where you're just like,
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- super in love?
- Hmm, not really.
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You will. Anyway, I'm just
thinking about Ted and me.
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I can't believe we've come
such a long way, you know?
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Aww!
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Yeah. I just feel so
lucky to be with someone
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who would do anything for me.
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Like, I just found out that he
got this crazy job opportunity,
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and he's turning it
down just to be with me.
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Wow. That is lucky.
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He was ten people picked
out of like, ten thousand.
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Oh my God, and he's not going?
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No, I think his perspective
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was that there would
be other opportunities.
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Still, that must be totally
heartbreaking for him.
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But I guess relationships
are all about sacrifice.
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Oh my God, yes, Ted and I are so good
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at that whole give and take thing.
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Like, he gives me so much,
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and I have learned to take as well.
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And I'm sure you give things up for him
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all the time as well.
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00:10:20,998 --> 00:10:22,264
Totally.
249
00:10:22,442 --> 00:10:24,009
But also, he never really asks me to,
250
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:25,895
so that's hard for me to do for him.
251
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,046
But if he did, I would.
252
00:10:28,196 --> 00:10:29,997
Oh, so he didn't ask you to go with him?
253
00:10:31,687 --> 00:10:33,254
Not technically.
254
00:10:34,589 --> 00:10:36,122
Okay.
255
00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:39,024
One day I hope I find a guy like Ted.
256
00:10:39,436 --> 00:10:42,854
Someone who would literally
put all their hopes and dreams
257
00:10:42,879 --> 00:10:44,980
aside to be with me.
258
00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:47,826
Yeah.
259
00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:51,027
Yeah. Thanks for the chat, Twy.
260
00:10:51,127 --> 00:10:52,604
You're like my little fairy godmother,
261
00:10:52,629 --> 00:10:55,295
if she wore an apron,
and Celine Dion's perfume.
262
00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:58,186
Oh, so I've got a lot
of good material here,
263
00:10:58,211 --> 00:11:01,246
I just need some help
sifting out the gold.
264
00:11:01,271 --> 00:11:03,305
I still don't see why
you dragged us into this.
265
00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:05,317
Well, you can be a
tough audience, Ronnie.
266
00:11:05,342 --> 00:11:07,568
- What's that supposed to mean?
- See?
267
00:11:07,844 --> 00:11:10,713
That's what I'm looking
for, honest reactions.
268
00:11:10,814 --> 00:11:13,736
Well, I've been honestly
reacting quite strongly
269
00:11:13,761 --> 00:11:15,394
to your aftershave.
270
00:11:15,495 --> 00:11:18,463
It's a bit too European for my taste.
271
00:11:18,564 --> 00:11:20,808
Not the most helpful feedback, Bob.
272
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:23,235
Look, now that you've
trapped us here, just...
273
00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,860
What-what do you got, Johnny?
274
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,953
Okay, here we go.
275
00:11:27,075 --> 00:11:30,510
Well, it's 1791, and three
explorers have landed...
276
00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:31,835
Next.
277
00:11:35,906 --> 00:11:38,117
I was flipping through the
phone book the other day, and...
278
00:11:38,141 --> 00:11:39,909
The phone book? How old are these?!
279
00:11:40,086 --> 00:11:41,553
Well, you're not even letting me
280
00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:43,131
get to the punchlines, Ronnie.
281
00:11:43,156 --> 00:11:45,123
Johnny, you need a
search and rescue team
282
00:11:45,148 --> 00:11:47,550
to find the punchlines for those setups.
283
00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:53,246
Ah! Top ten things you don't want Roland
284
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:55,352
- to be in charge of...
- Ten too many.
285
00:11:55,377 --> 00:11:57,011
Johnny, you gotta be short and quick,
286
00:11:57,036 --> 00:11:59,137
Like Roland in the bedroom.
287
00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:03,189
Now, that, that one kills every year.
288
00:12:03,303 --> 00:12:05,653
Oh no, I love that one,
is that one up for grabs?
289
00:12:05,678 --> 00:12:07,646
No. You've gotta go for the jugular,
290
00:12:07,671 --> 00:12:09,590
Just stay away from
spouses, kids, and health,
291
00:12:09,615 --> 00:12:10,816
and you'll be fine.
292
00:12:10,841 --> 00:12:13,476
Now, if you'll excuse me,
293
00:12:13,577 --> 00:12:15,845
I gotta get back to
work, which, up until now,
294
00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:18,338
was the most boring part of my day.
295
00:12:18,515 --> 00:12:21,183
Well, I'd love to use that
Roland in the bedroom joke.
296
00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:23,953
Fine, but I have a feeling
it ain't gonna help you.
297
00:12:25,894 --> 00:12:29,311
Man, when she's on fire, look out!
298
00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:32,670
Well, you haven't seen me on fire, Bob.
299
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,878
I'm glad I let you talk me
into another dinner, David.
300
00:12:39,903 --> 00:12:42,280
That note you had
about including my name
301
00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:43,991
on the poster as a sales tool,
302
00:12:44,016 --> 00:12:46,251
that's something I've been
debating for some time now.
303
00:12:46,276 --> 00:12:47,954
Well, your name was
already on the all mock-ups,
304
00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:49,612
so it was really more of an observation.
305
00:12:49,637 --> 00:12:51,933
That reminds me, I must
pop by the rehearsal space,
306
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,526
Jocelyn said some color
samples were dropped off today.
307
00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:55,889
Okay yeah, I... hmm.
308
00:12:55,914 --> 00:12:58,339
I don't know if-I don't know
if I need to see color samples,
309
00:12:58,364 --> 00:13:00,198
you just showed me all the mock-ups.
310
00:13:00,223 --> 00:13:02,335
But the printers require my
sign-off first thing, David.
311
00:13:02,359 --> 00:13:05,076
Well, it's-it's late, I mean, it's...
312
00:13:05,395 --> 00:13:08,177
It's 7:15. Are you sure
you should be walking
313
00:13:08,202 --> 00:13:10,518
over there alone at this hour?
314
00:13:10,543 --> 00:13:13,411
Okay David, no more "True Crime TV"
315
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:15,189
before bed for you.
316
00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:17,450
I refuse to buy you
another night-light!
317
00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:20,619
Okay, well why don't I just
pick them up for you, then?
318
00:13:20,644 --> 00:13:22,819
Ah!
319
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,907
Hey, be careful!
320
00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:31,329
♪
321
00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:33,232
♪ When you haven't
any coal in the stove ♪
322
00:13:33,256 --> 00:13:35,468
♪ And you freeze in the winter
and curse through the wind ♪
323
00:13:35,492 --> 00:13:37,927
♪ And your fate when you
haven't any shoes on your feet ♪
324
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:39,361
♪ And your coat's thin as paper ♪
325
00:13:39,462 --> 00:13:40,940
♪ And you look 30 pounds underweight ♪
326
00:13:40,964 --> 00:13:42,364
♪ When you go to get a word
327
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,324
♪ Of advice from the
fat little pastor... ♪
328
00:13:44,349 --> 00:13:45,768
What the hell?!
329
00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:47,803
I don't-I don't know.
330
00:13:47,904 --> 00:13:48,904
♪ At the window...
331
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,298
- ♪ At the window!
- ♪ Who's there?
332
00:13:52,475 --> 00:13:54,543
- ♪ Hunger!
- ♪ Ooh, hunger!
333
00:13:54,644 --> 00:13:57,246
♪ See how love flies out the door ♪
334
00:13:57,347 --> 00:13:59,248
♪ Money makes the world go round ♪
335
00:13:59,349 --> 00:14:02,084
♪ The world go round the world... ♪
336
00:14:02,185 --> 00:14:04,119
♪ Money makes the world go round ♪
337
00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,789
♪ The clinking clanking sound of... ♪
338
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:09,191
♪ Money money money money
money money money money ♪
339
00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:10,598
- Get a little!
- Get a little!
340
00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:11,903
♪ Money money money money ♪
341
00:14:11,928 --> 00:14:14,096
♪ A mark, a yen, a
buck, or a pound ♪
342
00:14:14,197 --> 00:14:16,532
♪ Clinking clanking clunking sound ♪
343
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,834
♪ It's all that makes
the world go round ♪
344
00:14:18,935 --> 00:14:21,637
♪ Makes the world go round!
345
00:14:25,442 --> 00:14:27,576
- Oh my God.
- Ahem.
346
00:14:27,677 --> 00:14:30,145
David, what are you doing here?
347
00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:32,648
I have questions.
348
00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:34,817
Mrs. Rose, this is Derek.
349
00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:37,271
He's been just helping us
350
00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:39,531
practice the steps to the number.
351
00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:41,924
And how long have you
all been moonlighting?
352
00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:43,826
Just... just about a week.
353
00:14:43,927 --> 00:14:45,828
It's a really fun piece.
354
00:14:45,929 --> 00:14:47,755
Yes, I'm aware, thank you.
355
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,310
- I'm just gonna head outside.
- Yeah. Yes.
356
00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:52,434
Thanks, Derek.
357
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,013
So all this time I
thought... Poor David thought
358
00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:58,073
that you were home,
resting your instruments!
359
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,685
- Ohh...
- I'm so disappointed.
360
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,599
- Sorry, David.
- It's okay.
361
00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:08,060
However, in the business of show,
362
00:15:08,652 --> 00:15:12,740
skullduggery, when it leads
to such thrilling results,
363
00:15:12,765 --> 00:15:15,967
a pinch of moral corruption
is a small price to pay.
364
00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:19,919
- Oh, is that good?
- Yeah, I think so.
365
00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,497
You choreographed this?
366
00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:24,755
I loosened the pickle jar.
Derek merely popped the lid.
367
00:15:25,268 --> 00:15:26,802
Very impressed.
368
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,628
Was not embarrassed at all.
369
00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:30,120
And I thought I would be.
370
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,008
So sweet.
371
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,387
Babe!
372
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,265
I didn't like how we
left things this morning.
373
00:15:48,258 --> 00:15:50,125
Me neither.
374
00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:52,171
I'm the one that should be sorry.
375
00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:55,149
No, I should've been more direct,
376
00:15:55,174 --> 00:15:57,008
and we should've just
talked this through.
377
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,953
And I actually did some
research on the Maldives,
378
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,845
and there's this beautiful
resort that we could stay at,
379
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:03,857
it just means we might have
to work there part-time,
380
00:16:03,882 --> 00:16:04,883
to cover the costs.
381
00:16:04,908 --> 00:16:07,576
But I feel like I
could teach windsurfing.
382
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,636
Of course you've done
research on this trip.
383
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,780
But you've done too much for me already.
384
00:16:12,984 --> 00:16:14,929
You do too much for me.
385
00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:19,179
And so I think it's time that
I give something back to you.
386
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:20,823
My FitBit?
387
00:16:20,848 --> 00:16:22,288
No. I lost that.
388
00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:24,402
But the last thing I wanna do
389
00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,161
is stand between you and this job.
390
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,046
You've worked so hard,
and I'm proud of you.
391
00:16:29,809 --> 00:16:33,378
And so, yes, Ted Mullens,
392
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,371
I will go to the
Cayman Islands with you.
393
00:16:35,548 --> 00:16:36,915
Uh, you mean the Galapagos?
394
00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:38,307
Yeah, wherever the turtles are.
395
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,466
Are you sure, sure?
396
00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:42,344
No. But, yes.
397
00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:45,124
Muah! Alexis, you continue to amaze me.
398
00:16:45,148 --> 00:16:46,482
I can't wait to do this with you.
399
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,183
Oh! We're gonna need to shots.
400
00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:49,752
Yes! Let's celebrate!
401
00:16:49,853 --> 00:16:51,854
Uh, no, no, no, I meant
like, vaccinations.
402
00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:53,164
Mm...
403
00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:54,934
Yeah, just 'cause we'll
be spending a lot of time
404
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,602
in tents, and there
could be disease-carrying
405
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,546
- insects around, so.
- Okay. Okay.
406
00:16:58,571 --> 00:17:00,438
Um, this is still very fresh.
407
00:17:00,463 --> 00:17:02,584
I made this decision
like, two minutes ago,
408
00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:05,820
so why don't we focus more on the beach,
409
00:17:05,845 --> 00:17:08,646
and less on the details?
410
00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:10,105
Fair enough.
411
00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:16,521
When it comes to making decisions,
412
00:17:16,546 --> 00:17:18,766
Roland likes to go with his gut.
413
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:21,426
And boy, does he have
a lot of gut to go with.
414
00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:23,118
Ohhhh!
415
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,772
Yes, I do.
416
00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:27,565
And look at Bob, pretending to get it.
417
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:30,413
And we all know Gwen, he
hasn't gotten it in years!
418
00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:32,895
Ohhh!
419
00:17:32,996 --> 00:17:36,517
Oh, that-Ronnie is just crushing it!
420
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:39,344
I mean, you know,
everybody really has so far.
421
00:17:39,369 --> 00:17:41,670
Okay, okay, that's all I got for now.
422
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:44,473
So I'm just gonna
hand it over to the one
423
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,566
who wears the pants in the Rose family.
424
00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,896
But Moira is not here right now.
425
00:17:50,213 --> 00:17:52,381
So I'm gonna pass it over to Johnny.
426
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,859
All right, Johnny! Go on!
427
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:56,185
Head on up there!
428
00:17:56,286 --> 00:18:00,289
Let's see what you've got up
your starched sleeve of yours.
429
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:02,268
I'll tell you what I've
got up my sleeve Roland,
430
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:05,394
a few tasty little rippers that uh...
431
00:18:05,495 --> 00:18:07,715
are more palatable than anything
432
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,575
Jocelyn's been serving up tonight, so.
433
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,469
Hey, is that a crack about my cooking?
434
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,938
From the guy who's had four helpings?
435
00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,163
Yeah!
436
00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:19,984
Oh, and Bob's joking about
me having four helpings,
437
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,430
we all know if you've ever
taken your car to Bob's Garage,
438
00:18:23,455 --> 00:18:27,592
he's not necessarily known
"four helpings" anyone.
439
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,862
Well anyway, a couple
of little improvs there
440
00:18:33,887 --> 00:18:37,492
to get started, but uh, uh...
441
00:18:38,294 --> 00:18:41,296
- what was I saying?
- Nothing funny so far.
442
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:45,319
Hey Johnny, come on,
I've got a white flag,
443
00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:48,062
- why don't you just start waving it?
- Ohhh!
444
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,792
Yeah, Roland, may I
point out that I was quiet
445
00:18:50,817 --> 00:18:54,119
when everyone else was up
here doing their roasts.
446
00:18:54,144 --> 00:18:56,211
I wish you were quiet right now!
447
00:18:58,281 --> 00:19:01,083
Well, things seem to
be going downhill fast.
448
00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:03,437
Which is what the town must've
been thinking when Roland
449
00:19:03,462 --> 00:19:05,630
elected himself Mayor.
450
00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:08,851
Okay, I'll give him that.
451
00:19:09,492 --> 00:19:11,493
Oh, got a smile out of Ronnie.
452
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,373
The last time anyone saw her this happy
453
00:19:13,398 --> 00:19:17,041
was at a 3-for-1 sale on cargo pants!
454
00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:20,836
Where? Where?
455
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,497
All right, Johnny, starting
to make some moves, now.
456
00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:27,085
Cargo, I said car-go,
457
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:29,378
which is what a car is supposed to do...
458
00:19:29,555 --> 00:19:31,756
unless you take it to Bob's Garage!
459
00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:38,297
Well listen, I don't want
to overstay my welcome,
460
00:19:38,321 --> 00:19:40,355
I'll keep things short and quick.
461
00:19:40,456 --> 00:19:44,511
Which reminds me of the last
time I was in Roland's bedroom,
462
00:19:44,536 --> 00:19:46,070
um... well,
463
00:19:46,095 --> 00:19:48,263
I-I wasn't in Roland's
bedroom, but the...
464
00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:51,943
- Ah! What was it, Ronnie?
- Just sit down, Johnny.
465
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:54,968
Well anyway, the punchline
is, it was short and quick.
466
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,882
Anyway, I'm gonna quit
while I'm ahead, folks.
467
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:03,212
I think it's a little
late for that, pal.
468
00:20:03,237 --> 00:20:05,171
Ohhh!
469
00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,816
Good job, Johnny, all right.
470
00:20:13,523 --> 00:20:15,611
No, I wish you guys
could've been there tonight.
471
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:17,803
I was really ripping into them.
472
00:20:17,828 --> 00:20:19,528
Yes, I'm sure you killed them, dear,
473
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,664
with all the venom of a silkworm.
474
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:23,065
Oh, you know what, Moira?
475
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,100
Jealousy doesn't look good on you.
476
00:20:25,202 --> 00:20:27,336
Much like that mirrored
jumpsuit you wore
477
00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:29,205
to Candy Spelling's 50th!
478
00:20:29,306 --> 00:20:31,640
- John!
- Oh my God, Dad!
479
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,700
Why don't you take it easy, Alexis,
480
00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:35,854
like you did with your education?
481
00:20:35,879 --> 00:20:37,179
Ugh!
482
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,233
- I mean, he's not wrong.
- Oh, look at David.
483
00:20:39,258 --> 00:20:40,859
Smart enough to get that joke,
484
00:20:40,884 --> 00:20:43,404
but not smart enough
to stop wearing sweaters
485
00:20:43,429 --> 00:20:44,863
in the middle of summer.
486
00:20:44,888 --> 00:20:46,522
Burn, David!
487
00:20:46,623 --> 00:20:48,524
Okay, here's why that joke didn't work.
488
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,526
And look at you, John.
489
00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:52,561
A worthy competitor emerges.
490
00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:54,930
Something the good people
at Blockbuster never said
491
00:20:55,031 --> 00:20:57,418
about Rose Video. Ha! Ha!
492
00:20:57,443 --> 00:21:00,412
That was low, like David's standards.
493
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:05,050
Or the placement of Alexis' back tattoo.
494
00:21:05,075 --> 00:21:06,909
Alexis has a back tattoo?
495
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,421
Alexis, what have you done to yourself?!
496
00:21:09,446 --> 00:21:12,316
It says "that's hot" in Cantonese.
497
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,382
- Got it in Hong Kong.
- Ugh!
498
00:21:16,887 --> 00:21:18,888
I was 12-years-old!
499
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