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Translation credits: Amicus and Dancinhomer

You're jealous I can speak two languages, arent' you?

If I speak fast, you don't understand me.

If you and I have a conversation, nobody else understands us. You know that, right?

I hear you like putting your boyfriend down.

Can you put me down, too?

All your friends are grade school, aren't they?

Can I teach you Korean?

You know I'm better than you at speaking Korean?

You're pretty.

Keep me under control.

Did you get permission from Shinji?

Sohn Ho Young.

Lee Jin.

I hear you're an angel, an angel of smiles.

You can't be like this.

When you wore that dress earlier...

you were too pretty. You know that, right?

I bet you have more girlfriends, don't you?

You know that all my members are fighting just to date you?

Our members fought over you, too. You know that, right?

You think I'm really cute, don't you?

I will end this.

You want to...

You want to...

kiss me right now, don't you?

Kim Young Chul.

When you smile sometimes,

people like you,

but...

it looks a little fake sometimes. You know that, right?

But I don't think that way at all.

But it looks a little fake sometimes. You know that, right?

But I don't think that way at all.

You're ready to die after this show airs, right?

When I said it was fake earlier,

you can cover for me if it goes on the internet, right?

You're pretty tall, but your shoulder height is the same as mine, right?

You have a lot of wrinkles around your eyes,

do you use any products to get rid of it?

If I look at your face, I think of corn and sweet potatoes. You know that, right?

You know what Kang Ho Dong told me?

In this tone, say your nickname is "palm of your hand." (Name attack)

Earlier,

when I said your smile was fake...

you know I was tellin a joke, right?

Now, if you just go in now.

What about me?

I'm sorry.

I didn't recognize you earlier, but you're Director Cha Bymgum.

Yang Mira.

Shin Jung Hwan.

I've changed. You will see me.

If you wear a knapsack, the shoulder straps just fall off, don't they?

Yang Mira...

your house is Yangsuri (name pun).

Stomach ache and diarrhea, if I eat you I get better (name attack).

I'm ok.

Don't worry about me.

You had a dream when you were growing up, to become a sheppard (name attack).

You pay money to be on this show, don't you?

Kang Ho Dong.

You have a disease.

The disease and your nickname are exactly the same.

Hemorrhoids.

Yang Mira wins.

I hear you're 40 now.

I saw your boyfriend.

Is he trying to say yangdonggoon?

In your house,

you have a washroom, don't you?

Yangpyungi?

Your first day of grade school...

you wore a suit, didn't you?

You like a lot of things...

The bridge (dari) you like the most is,

yanghwatakyo (a real bridge).

Ahh..I thought he was going to say yangdari (two timing).

Yangdari would have been a lot better.

Pretend you didn't hear it. Hurry up and get prepared.

You have a lot of things you like.

You have a lot of things you like.

The thing you like the most...

The bridge.

We already know what you're going to say.

How do we know this ahead of time?

You know it's about time you try to be funny using words.

Because our team captain is out of it right now...

Danny.

Kim Taewoo.

You came in the middle of filming Braveheart, didn't you?

Your goatee, you're trying to be like Eric?

If you stand behind Shin Jung Hwan, he can cover you completely.

Old peolple walking by call you, "Kim Je Dong."

My eyes are bigger than your growing zits, aren't they?

When you sleep on the plane, you block the light using a piece of string, don't you?

You're here in place of the gangster, Park Jun Hwan.

After singing and standing on the stage for 3 minutes, you start crying in your armpits.

You don't even know how to play this game properly, do you?

Chae Yeon.

Yoon Eunhye.

We're close, right?

You don't look too good.

Do you have constipation problems?

You know I got fixed up at the hospital? I'm good now.

You defended yourself during the crucial time when you're supposed to attack.

When you eat kimchi stew, you only pick out the meat and eat those.

Of course, that's true for everyone.

When you prepare for dinner...

your target is chinsang.

I have something to tell you.

Kim Jong Kook calls me up. You know that, right?

Why?????

He talks to me about 4-5 hours at a time, you know that right?

There's 24 hours in a day; he talks to me the other 20 hours.

Why are you bothering me with this.

Stop calling me.

Both of you,

Both of you stop calling me with this.

I've decided to focus on music.

I'll see Chae Yeon on the stage,

and Eunhye, I'll see you at our health club.

I'll be back soon.

Just wait for me.

As you did everyday, we will listen to everyone's introductions.

I've decided to not eat meat.

Why?

Because that�s all I think about in order to make room in my heart, I have to stop eating.

My love is like a tree.

Put little trees of love together...

to create a forest.

In this world...

there are 3 women...

that I really love.

Please turn the lights down.

When you say, "Giving up,"

it only exists in kimchi.

When you say, "Failure,"

it only exists in sewing.

I don't believe in giving up and failure.