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Damn. It's always the same with you.

I'm really tired of it.

Oh boy.

What a stroke of luck that we're in agreement then.

Baby. You're blocking my light.

- Are you going to read for long? - No.

Can you believe it?

2 minutes ago they were fighting and now...

They'll be fighting again in an hour.

And then sex again.

Yeah.

Exhausting.

Right?

NEW TEXAS

- Is all that mail? - It was in the neighbour's mailbox.

Excuse me.

Where are my scissors?

Did you put them away yesterday?

They disappeared overnight? It's C-day.

We'll all take a look. Guys. Come on. Sweetie.

Everybody look.

- What's C-Day? - It's coupon day.

Those little coupons?

Be quiet, she'll hear you. Come on.

Put that coffee down and look.

- My scissors. - Here. There you are.

I was just busy with...

Found them.

See you tonight.

One more.

Ah, your windscreen wipers, that was just a bad contact.

- Thanks. - Baby, come here.

OK, I'm off to that temp job. Bye.

They forgot to say it's one coupon per customer.

A typical beginner's mistake.

I'm listening.

Things aren't right between Stan and me.

It's the 13-month itch.

- What? - The 13-month itch.

After a year he feels like everything is too routine.

- But that's easy to fix. - By talking about it?

Only if you want your guy to run a mile.

How do I attract his attention?

You don't have to attract his attention.

You need to attract the attention of other men.

What's the most important thing in a relationship?

Well... love?

Trust...?

- Honesty? - Jealousy.

Yes, jealousy.

It's the same for my kids.

If one plays with a train, they all want to do the same.

And Kato, you're that train.

I'll think about it.

You won't get far just thinking about it.

Damn it, Peter.

It'll have to be the bus.

Kato. Take a look.

5 litres of cream for half the price.

Without my coupons it would've cost 2,400 euros.

- How much did you pay? - Only 1,200 euros.

1,200 euros saved! Yes, 1,200 euro.

I would say you've spent 1,200 euros.

No, not at all. You don't understand.

Long-term, it gives double the advantage.

And in the short-term?

I won't get all of that in there.

We need more space.

Why don't we put it in the storage room?

If it wasn't full of junk already.

What?

Take it all out, sort through it and find some space.

You're not bossing me about, beanpole.

Do you know the difference

between situational and operational leadership?

No? I do that every day, controlling processes.

Making people shine.

A successful leader leads by example.

He serves and instils confidence.

So shut up and listen.

Come on.

Your regular garage, why?

What I don't get is that you'd rather spend a fortune

for a mechanic to fix your car

when you've got someone here who can do it for less.

Why? Because I want it fixed.

Come on.

Panna cotta.

Thank you.

And us?

No dessert for you until the storage room is sorted out.

We're doing it.

Doing it? I can barely get inside.

Stan hasn't done a thing yet.

You can't expect him to be putting racks together.

He could accidentally snap in two.

Learn to work with your hands.

When did you last do any work? 1998?

Speaking of work, I've got a new colleague. Bjorn.

He's really cool and extremely funny. We had a really long lunch together.

Time just flew by. He's into his fitness as well.

Well, good for you.

Hold on, kid. We have a Code Red.

Code Red?

- That Bjorn. - You need to take action.

It's not because she has a sympathetic...

You always have to take action immediately!

Mental chastity belt strategy.

- What? - The mental chastity belt strategy.

There are four essential steps.

Step one: detect any rivals in the field.

Then, identify them.

- Locate them. - And finally, elimination.

It's like that guy who came to take the meter reading.

With his compliments and so on.

All he said was that Nur's cupcakes were nice.

Exactly, that's step one. He said her cupcakes were nice.

In fact, he was referring to her... cupcakes.

In this case, we're already at step two. What's his name?

Bjorn.

Thanks, Peter.

There's no reason to be jealous. I trust Kato.

It'd be good if you did too.

Like with Sabrina?

Idiot.

- Kid, your sweetheart is here. - Really, where is she?

In our room. Fons wanted to show her his new Flippos.

OK.

I kept this one for you because I knew you wanted it.

Yes, that one is quite rare.

Go on.

Go on, get lost.

You don't have a colleague called Bjorn, do you?

Kato, it doesn't work like that.

You have to go all out to attract the attention of other men.

Dress a little sexier.

I don't want to come across as someone I'm not.

That's your choice.

Give me your glass. I'll pour you some more ouzo.

Raki.

It's ouzo. There was a free bottle with the 10kg of olives.

- I thought it tasted a bit strange. - Come on.

Ouzo, raki...

Sort it out.

I'm going to bed.

Good night.

Sweetheart.

Sweetheart.

NEW TEXAS

No panna cotta until the storage room is sorted out.

Just tell me where the key is.

In the storage room. So sort it out quickly if you want to find it.

Just to make sure that you get a move on...

From now on, your dessert is slowly going off.

I'll call the office to say that I'm not well.

- Me too. - Me too.

- Hello. - Hello.

Never again.

Did it work?

I think so.

Nur.

Shit.

No.

Come on.

What happened?

What are you wearing?

You'd better ask her.

Do you want me dead? What is this?

You could've taken them off upstairs. I'm just saying.

Hey, baby.

- Well? - You're welcome.

It worked. She looks really pretty.

Kid, you need to do something.

It's not just the pain. There's the humiliation too.

Humiliation.

All that jealousy will do no good.

I know what I'm talking about.

- What flavour do you want? - Paprika.

Hey, Sabrina. You'll never guess what I got you.

Here, the very best of Knuffelrock.

Wow, for me? That's so sweet.

Hey, Sabr...

It's Nur they're whistling at.

Wait!

Wait, wait!

Oh no...

Are you all right?

- No, I missed my bus. - That's what I thought.

- What? - I thought so. There it goes.

Want a lift?

No, that's crazy.

I'll ride slowly.

Very slowly.

Come on, now.

What a pack of lies about that key!

It wasn't in the storage room at all.

She lied to us!

Watch your tongue, OK! That's my wife, you know.

Lies, damn lies...

See what's happened?

- Thanks for the lift. - You're welcome.

Wait a minute.

Would you like to go out for a drink?

I'll let you know.

Take a look at this. Is this how it's done?

We get nothing.

The storage room is sorted only when it's been filled. Right?

- Empty racks are useless. - Why does she get dessert?

She comes home with other guys.

If a man offers you a ride, he's a gentleman.

No, Kato. Fatso is right.

Getting on a motorbike with a man you don't know is a no-no.

- What should she have done? - Call you perhaps?

- So, was that Bjorn? - No, that was Mick.

- Mick? - That was Mick.

Two men at a time!

Damn it. Stop that! She's not seeing anybody. Right, sweetheart?

- Who's there? - I don't know.

- It's Vital. - Vital.

Look, he's leaving with your girl.

This isn't the first time.

- History is repeating itself. - Not quite.

Fons and me had nothing to do with Kato.

A real Vrancken wouldn't let that happen.

Did you get switched at birth or something?

After high school I lost my way a bit.

My father tried to make me study but it meant nothing to me.

- So then you started working? - No.

I wanted to become a clown but I wasn't funny enough.

Sorry.

Yes?

Hey, sweetheart. Yeah, sorry to bother you...

I'm wondering where my razor blades are.

Do you have any idea?

Have you looked in the drawer in the bathroom?

No, I haven't.

That's where they usually are.

OK. I'll have a look.

- Are you having a good time? - Yes.

That's how I ended up with the Maoris in New Zealand.

- I spent 6 months there. - Why?

Those tattoos are amazing.

When they put a mark on your body, it has real meaning to it.

Sorry.

Yes?

Honey, where are the nail clippers? I can't find them.

Just found them. Yeah.

I wanted to ask if you know when you'll be home?

Mind your own business.

Baby?

Baby?

Well done, boys.

- That wasn't so difficult, was it? - Yeah.

- I'm exhausted. - But after all that effort...

...there's the reward.

Panna cotta.

It was sitting in the other fridge the whole time.

Would I let it go off? Do you know how much of an effort that was?

Enjoy.

- It's good, isn't it? - That's panna cotta.

I had one done for every great love in my life.

Luckily, there's still space...

Where are the others?

Come here.

Hello, this is Kato. Leave a message after the beep.

Hey, baby. It's me.

Well...

Sorry.

I've been an idiot.

You can't remember anything?

We had some gin and tonics.

And he showed me his tattoos.

Then he offered to show me the rest of his tattoos at his place.

You didn't go, surely?

Kato, the plan was to make Stan jealous, not to cheat on him.

Oh, my God!

Did you get that tattoo before or after you went to bed?

Do I have a tattoo?

Oh no!

He had such a nice tattoo here, and I wanted one too.

- Where was that tattoo? - Stan!

- Where are you going? - To put a tattoo on his face.

Shit.

Hold this please.

- Hello. - Hi, Mick...

My boyfriend is on his way, but you can't let him in.

- Jan is with him too. - Calm down. What's the problem?

Nothing happened.

- No? - Of course not.

You didn't go further because of Stan.

And I said if he's the man of your dreams,

- it's best that you... - Get a tattoo for him.

Yes.

And Stan thinks...

Well, I thought...

Don't worry. I'll explain when Stan gets here. He'll be cool.

Mick? Mick?

So you are a real Vrancken!

Voicemail.

Is everything OK?

I've been an idiot. I wanted to give you space.

To show that I trust you and that I'm no macho like my brothers.

But I forgot the most important thing.

To show you that I love you, because I really do adore you.

And I miss you.

And I wish you were with me and not with him.

- Fuck, I forgot about Mick. - Come on.

Just wait a minute.

Thank you.

You might want to add a petal that's being blown away.

- To liven things up a bit. - Create some movement.

- Did you do that? - No, that was Stan.

Really?

I behaved like a Vrancken. Acting before talking things through.

Apologies aren't necessary, we don't apologise...

Mick has explained it all to me.

I've been such an idiot.

It's OK. I heard everything I needed to in the voicemail.