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Hello.
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- Do you know how late it is?
- Well, yeah.
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Overtime, you know. Yvan's supplier
had problems getting there.
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He's had problems
for three Thursdays in a row.
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It's Thursday.
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Find another supplier,
or else I'll do it for myself.
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Don't you know
I do all of that for you?
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So that I can give you
the best of the best,
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because you were born
to live like a princess.
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That's right.
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You had the chance tonight, but
I didn't really notice you taking it.
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- Say hi to the sofa for me.
- Come on.
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NEW TEXAS
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Huh? It was right here.
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Do you have
the Galaktoboureko?
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That's puff pastry cake
for my toddlers.
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A cake? But this is a bathroom.
I was just about to take a bath.
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I was actually
about to take a bath.
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And I was going
to deal with a bit of hair removal.
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I don't know for whom,
but I want to look good.
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- Right now?
- I used to do it with a razor.
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But after 2 days
your legs are like sandpaper.
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Fons doesn't like that.
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And then Fons found
800 tubes of hair removal cream.
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But that stank.
So now I'm using wax.
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That hurts, but a woman
has a certain pain threshold...
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Do yours need doing?
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Has anyone seen the pudding?
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- What?
- There's pudding? Yum.
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There was pudding,
for the filling of the Galaktoboureko.
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And that one is gone too.
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- Come on, man.
- That's for the pudding.
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- You didn't feel like sharing?
- What?
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What?
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- Stan no, I feel dirty.
- You feel dirty.
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Yes. How can you take a bath
when people keep walking in?
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Your family has a really
different concept of privacy.
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Honey, you're exaggerating.
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Maybe you could fit a lock
on the bathroom door.
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I'm working on it.
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- Do you have my marzipan?
- Can't you knock?
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- Don't change the subject.
- Was that marzipan for...?
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I know that normally
you don't use marzipan
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for a Galaktoboureko,
but then I thought...
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Well, it's not going to work now.
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Another morning of the same.
Nothing left in the fridge!
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Who's exaggerating?
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Two slices of prosciutto
and a piece of Gouda.
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Me too. A piece of feta like that
and maybe a few slices of salami.
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- But Jan was at it too.
- Hey wait, that's not true.
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- It is, Jan.
- Don't you start.
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- OK!
- What is this?
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If you guys think
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that you could ever
amount to something
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for this society
or for this pathetic family,
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by scavenging like rats in the night
and stealing other people's food
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without doing anything yourselves
in this whole crazy household,
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then you are wrong.
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Sorry, Madam.
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Baby, what can I
prepare for you now?
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Everything's been stolen.
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Come on, I'm sure that you
can still prepare something delicious.
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Yes, if you fancy
some lettuce with some lettuce.
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Lettuce?
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Hey, guys, that's it.
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Everyone will buy
their own food.
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Do we need
to cook for ourselves too?
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All right. And everyone eats
what their wife has prepared for them.
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- What about me?
- Maybe we can label everything.
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- And what about me?
- That's a good idea, Kato.
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Or our own fridge.
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- Hey, and me...
- That's settled, problem solved.
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Everyone has their own fridge.
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- Do you still have our old one?
- It's still in storage.
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Let's make this official.
Who agrees with Kato's motion?
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Everyone does their own food-sourcing,
processing and consumption.
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- But nobody wants this, right?
- Motion adopted.
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You really had a good idea, Kato.
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Even about dinner, everything
separate would be too much clutter.
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But I didn't say that.
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I tell my toddlers
the same thing:
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playing together
is sharing together.
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But we shop separately.
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- Be careful there.
- Yes.
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I made up a schedule.
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So, this is my suggestion:
tonight, you do the soup,
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I'll take care of the main course,
Nur does dessert.
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And tomorrow
Nur does the main course,
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I'm in charge of dessert
and you'll make the soup.
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- All right?
- OK.
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- You're taking care of that lock?
- OK.
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Bye for now.
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Kid...
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When you're fighting with your woman
how do you make up?
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- What have you done now?
- You know...
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Well...
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Pamper her.
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All evening.
And I don't mean in bed.
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Take her out or something.
To a restaurant.
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A restaurant.
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Not some kebab place.
Something posh.
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Makinori, do you know it?
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I think Nur will like sushi.
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Sushi.
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Or maybe you can try it on
in unexpected places.
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Oh well, speak of the devil.
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Honey. Hello.
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- There you are.
- Been to the cemetery?
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Do you feel like eating out at...
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Miri...?
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Come on, the...
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- That new Japanese place.
- Makinori?
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- Makinori.
- Just the two of us?
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Just the two of us,
the whole evening, no excuses.
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- What do you say?
- If you don't want to, I'll go.
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OK, but no excuses. Or I'll get
the chef to turn you into sushi.
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Sushi? Come on,
just imagine.
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I made a reservation for 8pm.
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Then you'll have me
for the rest of the evening.
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And you've got me
for the rest of the night.
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I can't wait.
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- Nur, did you get the ribbed loin?
- What?
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- I sent you a text, didn't I?
- Oh yes, right.
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- Fons is taking me out to Makinori.
- Makinori? Really?
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But you're still
doing dessert, right?
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Sorry, new nails.
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- So long.
- Yes, but Nur...
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Nur, my schedule.
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REJECTED
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Yes, Gio?
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Yes.
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Well, I was just carrying out
the last quality check.
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Top quality, man.
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Yes. A bit later? Why?
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8pm? Yeah, OK.
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For 10% extra?
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OK, sounds good.
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OK. OK.
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Ciao, Gio.
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Damn it.
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Gio, is 7pm possible? Because
I need to see my customers...
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15%?
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OK, 8pm, that's fine.
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Hey baby, isn't that a bit...
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a bit early, going out
for dinner at 8pm?
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Well, come on.
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Nowadays isn't it trendy
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to do everything a bit later.
Don't you agree?
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- Looking for a way out?
- Of course not.
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When I do something,
I prefer to do it well.
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I read somewhere that
turning up late is considered cool.
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The earlier we go out to dinner,
the more time we have afterwards.
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Yes...
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- Maybe we should still...?
- All right.
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Hey, kid. What's going on?
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- I'm fitting a lock.
- A lock?
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- Is there something valuable in here?
- Kato likes her privacy.
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In the bathroom. Privacy?
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Peter, don't forget anything.
Down there, you fool.
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- Is your hair done?
- I just started.
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All right? OK, swap over.
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Peter. Come on Fons,
you should be in there already.
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All right.
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- Nice and warm?
- If feels heavenly.
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- I peed in the bath.
- What? Did you really?
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Come on, guys. Behave!
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Imbecile!
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Hey, stop that.
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Stop that!
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Kid.
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Can you help me with a delivery
later? I've got an order.
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- Without a driving licence?
- Yes...
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- Who would ever know?
- I would.
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- Tonight?
- It's only half an hour.
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Sorry, I have to DJ
at a wedding party.
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Come on!
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Jan, you know
that I invest in commodities.
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It's the ideal time
to sell my overstock of copper
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to a buyer.
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I'm going to let you in
on this great opportunity.
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What do you say?
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Commodities?
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Bonds, yes.
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Certainty is locked in.
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- Start looking for another idiot.
- Come on.
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Come on, tell him.
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Fons, sorry
for peeing in the bath.
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- I shouldn't have done that.
- That's OK.
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Well done.
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- Would you like a drink?
- Yes.
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- What are you doing?
- Pasting stickers.
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- There you are.
- Thank you.
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And, are you enjoying it?
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Yes. Is it something special?
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No, not really.
I made it for you myself.
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Like you just did in the bath.
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- Oh. Wow, that looks good.
- Peter, no!
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- Shame on you.
- What?
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They're for later.
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I got so stuck in traffic.
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Ah, Kato,
did you get my message?
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- Was that you calling?
- Yes.
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Hey.
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- That's ours, you know.
- Can I have a little bit?
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Go on.
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Aren't you going
to listen to my message?
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Can't you just tell me now?
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Well...
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I was taking care of the main
course, like you suggested.
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- I didn't...
- Then Nur came in.
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She went grocery shopping, because
she was taking care of dessert.
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But Fons asked her
out to dinner,
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since it's Thursday,
dirty dancing night.
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Well, it will be especially "dirty".
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But Fons isn't
doing things straight.
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Can you summarise?
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Maybe you could
get the ribbed loin.
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Oh, I had a really hard day.
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I'd really like to take a bath.
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But I did get soup.
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But...
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Yes, but...
What about the food?
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- Sorry.
- Kato?
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- Sorry!
- Kato, no!
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Yes?
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- Will you be long?
- No.
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My face mask needs
another 10 minutes.
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Then I have to peel,
rinse and scrub for 30 minutes.
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And then I need
to brush my hair again.
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- I didn't know you liked sushi.
- Sure.
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And I'm always willing
to try something new.
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I didn't think raw fish
was something you liked.
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It's raw fish?
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Yes, and rice,
and seaweed rolls.
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Yeah, right.
Are you crazy?
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- No phone calls tonight.
- And if it's urgent?
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To you everything is urgent.
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- Are you winning?
- We'll have to see.
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Try this.
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OK.
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Maybe you should add
some Parmesan.
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- Ah, yeah. Do we have any?
- We don't, but...
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- Look at this, I won.
- Really?
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- Who won? AC Milan?
- Kid won on the lottery.
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And how much did you win?
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How much?
How much did you win?
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- Can we buy our own villa?
- No, not yet.
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- 3 euros.
- Come on.
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3 euros?
That's funny.
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You'd better go
and find a job.
251
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:05,400
I had to look everywhere,
but I managed to get some escalopes.
252
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,520
In the meantime,
you guys can enjoy, but...
253
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,520
The mezze which I actually
made for me and Jan...
254
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,960
But we'll share with everyone.
255
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,880
Who...?
256
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,080
OK.
257
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,000
That's clear.
258
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,320
Hey Jan, don't you have to...?
259
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,040
Oh, it'll blow over.
260
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,520
And? What's for dinner?
261
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,880
Isn't it soup and bread?
262
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,400
Aren't you cooking
the escalope?
263
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,400
Do you think that...?
264
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080
No?
265
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,520
No.
266
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,880
Hey, did you never see Dad
frying an escalope?
267
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,800
Sweetie, there you are.
I knew you wouldn't...
268
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,200
Hey, that escalope is there.
269
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,920
Irena? Sweetie?
270
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,320
Sweetie!
271
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,400
- Come on, you're exaggerating.
- That's for sure.
272
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:49,040
I want the five daily meals
to be OK for everyone.
273
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,720
Yes, but that's too much.
274
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:55,120
Expecting a few rules
to be respected is also too much.
275
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,320
My toddlers
have more respect.
276
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:02,600
You're right, sweetie.
But leaving doesn't solve anything.
277
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,800
Living together in this place
for a year is too much for me.
278
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,880
So leaving solves everything.
279
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,160
Come on, sweetie,
we can use that money.
280
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,520
You know that.
281
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,400
What do you actually think
is the most important thing?
282
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,520
That inheritance
or my happiness?
283
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,120
- Yes...
- Well?
284
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,960
Your happiness, sweetie.
285
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,000
Baby, I'm here
to get some things...
286
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,000
Wasn't that the plan?
287
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,960
No, I need to...
288
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,200
to take a pee.
289
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,160
Hey, can't you wait a bit
until we get to Makinori?
290
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,840
No, it's urgent.
291
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,480
Come on, I'll only be
a moment. I'll be right back.
292
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,920
Ten tips to spice up
your sex life.
293
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,720
No, this is really top quality.
294
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,520
We'll find out in a minute.
295
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,160
You don't trust it?
296
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,680
What do you think?
297
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,400
...after the beep.
298
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,200
- Voicemail again.
- Come on, guys.
299
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,080
Fons. It's Stan again.
300
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,840
Can you please call back?
We have a problem.
301
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,440
Thank you.
302
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,960
- Try Nur's phone again.
- I'll go and talk to Irena.
303
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,040
I know what makes women tick.
304
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,360
Peter, do you think
that's a good idea?
305
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,000
Yes, just let me give it a go.
306
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,160
- Irena, I just wanted to say...
- No!
307
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,400
- Yes, but actually...
- No!
308
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,000
- Yes, but maybe we can still...?
- No!
309
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,240
Is that normal?
310
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,720
Well?
311
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,640
- Where's the rest?
- In the car.
312
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,520
- Go on.
- No, no, stop.
313
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,960
That's impossible.
314
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,320
- Because my wife is...
- Your wife?
315
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,440
She can't...
316
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,640
You know, problems, Gio.
317
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,800
- I'll deal with it. OK?
- OK.
318
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,560
- I'll be right back.
- Fonzie-wonzie.
319
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,960
No, not now, no!
320
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,320
- Where are you?
- Here.
321
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,720
No, there.
322
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,400
Oh, guys.
323
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,160
- You hide behind that car.
- Come on.
324
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,200
Or are you playing
hide and seek?
325
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,600
Well...
326
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,720
There you are.
327
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,240
Yes.
328
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,520
I have a surprise for you.
329
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,800
A little appetiser.
330
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:34,880
Wow.
331
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,720
Do you remember Gio, baby?
332
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,400
Oh, you.
Do you remember him?
333
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,600
Baby.
334
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,600
Sorry.
335
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,960
You really do your best
to make everyone happy.
336
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,240
And I should have
helped you with that meat.
337
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,120
Yeah, sorry. I should have
made fresh soup as well.
338
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,760
Do you know what I thought?
339
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,000
I thought,
"Wow, Kato had a really good idea.
340
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,960
"If everyone looks after themselves
and buys things separately,
341
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,240
it has to work."
342
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,120
For normal people
that should work.
343
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,120
- For normal people, yes.
- It even works for my toddlers.
344
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,480
If only they'd shown
a bit of respect.
345
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,160
- We really respect you.
- Really?
346
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,360
Do you actually know
what respect means?
347
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,960
First of all, it means leaving
other people's food alone.
348
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,440
Secondly, if you do touch,
you should ask politely.
349
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,360
Thirdly, don't raid
each other's fridges at night.
350
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:03,680
Fourthly, doing chores, taking
the initiative in the household.
351
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,480
That's respect.
352
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,000
Come on, sweetie.
Pick up the phone.
353
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,520
Fons. Why don't you pick up
your phone when it's urgent?
354
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,040
You weren't the only one
that needed him urgently.
355
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,360
Baby, I'm sorry.
356
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:23,560
- That deal was now or never.
- And we don't have a deal?
357
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,840
Can I just say something?
358
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,480
- Irena wants to move out.
- Please call back.
359
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:36,080
I had a really long
and good conversation with her.
360
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,320
- But...
- Why does Irena want to move out?
361
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,800
- And you're staying?
- Hey, you're talking about my wife.
362
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,560
- What have you guys done now?
- Stan.
363
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,800
- Stan put Parmesan on the meatballs.
- It's always Stan.
364
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,800
- And you, and you, and you.
- Me?
365
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,320
And you with your pudding?
366
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,200
Because no one helps
with household stuff.
367
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,320
- Look who's talking.
- Yes, I know.
368
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,200
That's why we have to make
proper arrangements.
369
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,320
One...
370
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,040
- We'll show more respect.
- Yes.
371
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,400
Two...
372
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,560
We'll ask about
other people's fridges.
373
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,000
No, two: at night we won't
touch other people's food.
374
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,240
- Yes, at night, someone else's...
- Each other's food...
375
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,800
- No.
- That's three.
376
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,080
- No, it's not.
- That's three.
377
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,200
Come on, guys, please.
378
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,720
Idiots.
379
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,920
You don't even know your lines.
You're not serious.
380
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,400
We can't do without you.
What's that about?
381
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,000
Really Irena,
it's always so delicious.
382
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,040
- I always want more.
- Yeah!
383
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,160
- We just want you to come back.
- Really, even me.
384
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,520
So?
385
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,560
- Hey, we'll help more.
- Yes.
386
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,440
- We can come up with a schedule.
- Yes.
387
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,880
- The hallway needs painting.
- That's a good start.
388
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,680
We won't put nearly empty
drinks back in the fridge,
389
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,040
just because we're too lazy
to get new ones.
390
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,640
- It's mostly Peter who does that.
- Jan, it's all right. It's Peter.
391
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,400
Peter!
392
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,600
If you don't carry out your chores,
you don't get dessert.
393
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,720
Hold on.
394
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,760
We need to consult.
395
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,680
- OK, OK.
- Come on.
396
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,960
Yes.
397
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,240
OK. That's good, I'll stay.
398
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,000
Will you grab that suitcase,
that green one?
399
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,720
Yes, I'll grab the suitcase.
400
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,880
- Come on, guys.
- OK. Yes.
401
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,080
Baby...
402
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,280
Perhaps it was a little bit...
403
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,560
Well, yes.
404
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,120
I have something for you.
405
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,000
You don't believe
that you can bribe me, do you?
406
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,720
Yes.
407
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,080
Yes, actually I think I can.
408
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,640
There you are.
409
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,920
Wow, I...
410
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,320
How could you afford this?
411
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,160
Why do you think I wanted
to sell that copper so much?
412
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,400
That's right.
We still have to finalise that.
413
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,200
That place with the seaweed,
I don't think so. I already ate.
414
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,680
I can't wait.
415
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,800
I'm going to get
that raincoat really quickly.
416
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,760
You hottie!
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