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God, Nur, you've got
the heat up far too high.
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Don't get involved.
Your sauce will get spoilt.
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Can I have that plate?
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- You might need to get going.
- Or Stan's going to get hungry.
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We'll slice
a tomato for you as well.
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They can make themselves a sandwich.
It's not the '50s any more, you know.
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Kato, men want two things:
sex and food.
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And thank God
they need us for both of them.
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It means they have
to listen to us.
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Good morning.
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Lovely.
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No.
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First we need to empty
your dad's house.
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OK, all right.
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Chop a pepper up for Stan.
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They're not starting straight away.
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Well done, my love.
Eating over the plate so nicely.
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Thumbs up.
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See, Kato, you have to work
with positive reinforcement.
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NEW TEXAS
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Promise me one thing
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That you'll marry me
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Out of all of the women in the world
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You're the one I want to marry
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Darling, that's lovely.
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It's almost as good
as our mum used to make.
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She was a fantastic cook,
wasn't she?
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Oh man, her sauce!
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Kato's right. Maybe you should
make your own lunch.
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That's a good one,
"make your own lunch"!
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Peter, why do you think you should
have your lunch made for you?
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Stan makes his own.
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- That's your fault!
- My fault? What?
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You don't expect me
to cook for you every night, right?
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No.
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Moron.
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Gentlemen, I have
an important announcement.
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Yes guys, it's 8 o'clock.
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I've put together
a pretty tight schedule.
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Leave at 8,
inspect the area at 8.30.
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Deal with the attic at 9.
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10 o'clock is the cellar
and outside areas.
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- 11 o'clock is the big stuff.
- Seriously, Jan.
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Tell us on the way, or we'll be
late before we've even started.
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So, 11 o'clock,
all the big bits get loaded.
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No bringing anything back!
There's enough crap here.
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Darling, it's all labelled.
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Red is the mezze, blue is the soup,
green and yellow are the desserts.
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Bread is in the bag and the stuff
for sandwiches is in the box.
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I know how it goes.
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Come on, Stan.
It's gone 8am!
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- Oh, mortadella with pine nuts.
- What have you got, Jan?
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Spanakopita
and kolokithakia keftedes.
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- Kolo... what?
- Kolokithakia keftedes.
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Aubergine tempura.
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What about you?
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Tempura with... nothing.
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Kato and I have
a totally different sort of...
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You wouldn't understand.
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She's too lazy
to cook for you, I suppose.
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Who says a woman
has to cook for her husband?
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- It's a sign of love.
- What if she isn't a good cook?
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Well, then she's not
a good wife.
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- What if she can't cook at all?
- Then she's not a woman.
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Even if she's great in bed?
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That's a tough one.
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- Is that why you're with Kato?
- It's just a hypothetical question.
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My woman,
she can make anything.
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- But when are you going to meet her?
- Already have.
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Here, look.
Want to see her?
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Tess. Nice?
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- Wow. Girlfriend? Wowzers!
- Can I see?
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- Zoom in!
- She's a ten!
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What a bimbo, man.
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I'd let her nibble
on my spring roll.
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What did you say?
That's my fiancée, I'll have you know.
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- She said yes when I asked her.
- Congratulations.
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Hello.
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Is Peter not here?
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- He lives here, doesn't he?
- Yes.
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- And you are?
- I'm Tess, his fiancée.
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- Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Welcome to the family.
Sit down.
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Sleep well? I guess not?
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- OK. Breakfast, coffee?
- Oh yes, thanks.
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So, how long have
you known each other?
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8 hours.
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But he says it's been
the best 8 hours of his life.
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Actually... we've fallen
pretty hard for each other.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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Oh man, that's a lot of food.
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I don't normally eat
quite so much.
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Breakfast is...
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Same goes for you, Kato.
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...is the most important
of the five meals of the day.
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And Peter likes a woman
with a bit of meat on her bones.
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It's got tomatoes in it.
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- And?
- I'm allergic to tomatoes.
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Now listen to me, Tess.
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The tomato is
the foundation of Italian food.
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They're proper tomatoes.
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The toilet is...
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Lots of the kids I teach
have an allergy,
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- but not tomatoes.
- It's possible.
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- You can get all kinds of allergies.
- What a diva.
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Did you see that hair?
And those clothes.
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And Vranckens eat tomatoes,
married or not.
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I'll make a quick sandwich. Here.
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- Come on, don't do that.
- She's just attention-seeking.
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Watch and learn.
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Watch and learn.
Just you watch.
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OK.
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Come on, Stan.
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You just need to...
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imagine that
it's some stranger's stuff.
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- It's Dad's.
- Yes, I know.
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Come on, guys. Stop moping
around and give me a hand.
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The van has to be back
before the night shift.
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I suppose I'll end up
doing all this myself.
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It'd be great
if they did something for once.
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I really didn't think
it was possible!
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Don't suppose it'd help
to say sorry?
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Sorry?
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- Peter should be thanking us.
- Good job we found out in time.
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She really can't handle tomatoes.
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I'm so sorry for Peter.
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He was so happy.
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- OK, I'll tell him.
- Yeah.
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The cellar?
I don't know.
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- We're not allowed in.
- Jesus, how old are you?
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You don't want to know
what Dad used to get up to in there.
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Come on, open the door.
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- Come on, man.
- No.
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It's come to a standstill.
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It's a penalty. It's a penalty!
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Yes! Come on, man.
Over here.
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Surely not!
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Two, three, four...
Come on, that is a penalty.
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- No. Where's number six?
- That doesn't count.
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It's outside the sixteen.
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Yes!
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Cartanaccio.
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Do you think
anyone still plays it?
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- It's a penalty!
- No.
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Yes, it is. Look at this.
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- What's going on?
- It's a penalty.
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I can't see anything.
Come on, let me see.
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Goddammit!
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Stop!
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Stop it, come on.
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And keep your brothers in check.
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You're the eldest.
Well, after Peter, anyway.
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Right, Fons.
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What happened?
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Oh, man...
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Act like it hurts.
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Right then, and keep your brothers in
check. You know right from wrong, OK?
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Stan, come on.
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So when you go in,
say that you got a good slap.
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Keep the rest in check.
You're the smartest.
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- Yes, Dad.
- Go on, get out!
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Peter!
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Don't exaggerate so much.
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Idiot.
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Come on, you keep
the rest in check, OK?
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You're the...
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OK? I'm counting on you.
Come on.
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Guys, guys.
You'll never believe it.
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Look. Look.
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- What?
- You can't be serious?
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Mum's sauce!
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It's a sign. It has to be.
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Oh, here they are.
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- I've got a packed lunch for you.
- Great news.
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- I didn't know you wanted it so much.
- It's Mum's sauce.
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The best sauce in the world.
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We used to have loads of it.
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Dad always used to bring one out
whenever there was a special occasion.
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Stan must have
found the last pot.
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Look, man!
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Hey, kid!
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- We should have it tonight!
- Yes.
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Like... the end of an era.
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End of...
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And...
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Protect that pot
with your life, OK?
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- Yes, but do you think they can?
- Wait, guys.
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Look here. Here, here.
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Great, Peter. Great.
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- Great idea.
- Here we go.
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Careful!
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- Yes. Peter.
- Yes.
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- Come on, Peter.
- Yes, yes.
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OK, close it.
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And now nothing
can happen to it.
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- No, Stan!
- Are you mad?
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Moron!
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- Wait.
- Jesus!
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Wait, wait!
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Be careful.
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- Turn. Slowly.
- Leave it alone, you!
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- It's OK.
- Move away, Peter.
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Yes, open it.
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OK, that's the last of it, I think.
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Without doubt the best
spaghetti in the world...
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00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,320
- What's going on?
- What?
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00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,800
- What? I know what you're thinking.
- How can you know that?
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00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:13,440
You're thinking:
it won't hurt if I take that record.
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00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,600
- Yes.
- Just a memento, that's all.
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No.
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Not allowed, sorry.
Come on, we're leaving. Put it back.
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Man, what's bugging him?
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It's unbelievable!
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A whole life
in the back of a truck.
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00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,960
Weird, eh?
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Yeah, man.
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00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,200
Look.
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00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,880
There's no need for all of us
to go to the dump, is there?
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00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,360
Are you going
to rummage around in it?
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00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,720
Come off it.
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00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:07,640
I just want to say that I think
it would be better if I went alone.
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I'll do it alone.
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- Any idea how much work it is?
- It's nothing, really.
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I just thought it might make
it easier to say goodbye.
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I prefer to take my time saying
goodbye. It helps you get over it.
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It stinks of old people.
Horrible place.
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- I don't like going there.
- We don't mind.
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Oh, man.
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- I know what you're up to.
- What?
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You just want to drive this thing.
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Forget it. It's a council vehicle.
I'm the only one allowed to drive it.
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Come off it,
that's not what I meant.
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- Without laws, there's only chaos.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Guys, come on, always
pointing the finger at me...
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Come on, guys.
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I'd really like
to keep the poster.
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Yeah.
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00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,960
Stan, no.
You're not allowed.
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00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,200
- Why not?
- Because...
240
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,960
Why not? And Peter should
be allowed to have the record.
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00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:13,000
- Thanks, Stan.
- Guys, that wasn't the agreement.
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Tell me this is a joke.
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God, now she's haunting us
with her sauce.
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- A stupid pot of sauce?
- What?
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Stupid? I'm amazed
they handed it over.
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You don't think clearly
when you're emotional.
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I'll make the pasta,
you do the sauce.
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00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,040
No, I'll make the pasta.
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- You do the sauce.
- You do it. You're the eldest.
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00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,720
Nur, you have the most
experience with sauce.
251
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,840
- I'll do it.
- No, you can't cook.
252
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,160
Take the lid off
and stick it in the microwave.
253
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,600
You cannot put Mamma's sauce
in the microwave!
254
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,440
- What planet are you on?
- Hob, microwave, it doesn't matter!
255
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,440
Hey, shall we stop
at an antiques shop
256
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,400
- and see if it's worth anything?
- I thought it was all crap.
257
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,000
You never know,
it might be back in these days.
258
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,400
Back in?
259
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,360
This shit was never in.
260
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,360
We could try, though?
261
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,160
- And then split it four ways?
- Yes.
262
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,160
Four ways?
But it was my idea.
263
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:35,080
So we'll split it
45, 20, 20, 20.
264
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,120
- Yes.
- Deal.
265
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,480
That's not right.
266
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,280
- Idiot!
- What?
267
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,560
You can share
that extra 5 percent.
268
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,440
- Jesus.
- Ah, OK. Deal.
269
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,280
But it's still not right!
270
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,000
- No, it's not right.
- No.
271
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,160
- No.
- You're such a cheat!
272
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,800
- Me?
- Yes, you!
273
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,880
I'm a cheat? I'm the one
sharing and I'm a cheat?
274
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,480
Nice!
275
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,960
All right, guys,
let me go in on my own.
276
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,320
You don't all have to come
with me the whole time.
277
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,040
- Eddy.
- Fons.
278
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,400
I thought you weren't coming.
279
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,360
Why?
Oh, you meant the other day?
280
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,840
You just called.
281
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,120
I called you?
Really?
282
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,160
Well, maybe... I mean
we're always calling each other.
283
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,320
Yes.
284
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,240
OK, so...
285
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,320
Right.
286
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,400
200 euros.
And I'm doing you a favour.
287
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,840
Come on, Eddy man.
They're heirlooms.
288
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:51,680
Look, Fons. I'd normally only pay
about 100 euros for stuff like that.
289
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,080
You should be
biting my hand off.
290
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:59,400
So, with everything you already
owe me, it comes to 4 euros.
291
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,320
Come on, man.
292
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,880
4 euros? Come on!
293
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,280
Yes, but...
294
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,680
- OK, fine.
- Hang on!
295
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,880
You have to pay me 4 euros.
296
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,080
Really?
297
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,520
Yeah, really.
298
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,960
- What?
- Come on.
299
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,280
Right.
300
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,160
OK, wait, wait.
301
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,640
So, guys.
He'll do it for 8 euros.
302
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:33,200
- He only wants to pay 8 euros?
- No, we have to pay him.
303
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,400
- I might have guessed as much.
- And what's that?
304
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:42,040
I think everyone should
have something of Dad's.
305
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:46,240
Stan should have the poster,
and Peter, the record.
306
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,720
- Agreed.
- Agreed.
307
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,040
Don't you think?
308
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,040
- Yes.
- Hey, Jan?
309
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,640
- Come on.
- Come on, man.
310
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,200
Hey, man.
311
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,880
Can't we pick out the glass?
312
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,000
What, and miss a bit
and bleed to death?
313
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,480
Or not.
314
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,400
Can't we just be honest?
315
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,800
You always say
it's best to tell the truth.
316
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,320
I say that to the kids!
317
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,320
- Fons won't be able to take it.
- Nor Jan.
318
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,240
This stupid sauce is going
to cost us our inheritance.
319
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,560
- We could say it went bad.
- As if they'd believe it!
320
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,520
That sauce is like wine:
gets better with age.
321
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,640
Why don't we pretend
we got broken into?
322
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,240
Then it wouldn't be our fault.
323
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,520
Nur, smash up the kitchen,
I'll break a window.
324
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,240
Hey, wait!
325
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:39,320
The pot's from a factory.
There's a manufacturing date on it.
326
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,600
So? You don't buy
new lids for your own sauce.
327
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,160
No... 21.02.2007.
328
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,000
Their mum was dead
by then, wasn't she?
329
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,480
So how did a new lid
get on such an old pot?
330
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,240
Their dad wouldn't have put
new lids on old pots.
331
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,960
He just kept on buying
the same pots as his wife.
332
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,320
Buying?
333
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,040
Filthy liar!
334
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,720
We work our fingers
to the bone here, day after day.
335
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:23,880
And every day they say our food
isn't as tasty as their mum's.
336
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,720
They can't even taste
the difference between fresh sauce
337
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,320
and sauce out of a pot.
338
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,800
Right, I'm done
with her holiness!
339
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,640
I can't wait to see their faces.
340
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,480
You aren't going to tell them
straight away are you?
341
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,520
I'd let them stew for a while.
342
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,760
There. Yes.
343
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,880
I can't wait to see their faces!
344
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,840
I just don't get why they think
that sauce is so delicious.
345
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,280
Is the best sauce
in the world ready?
346
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,680
Almost.
And? Is everything gone?
347
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,000
Yes.
All dumped.
348
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,760
Well, almost.
349
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,760
The guys wanted a memento.
350
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,480
Well, I'm sure it wasn't easy.
351
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,200
Well done, guys.
352
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,360
Must have been emotional?
353
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,760
Go and sit down at the table
for a very special evening.
354
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,360
Peter...
355
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,640
Can I have a word in private?
356
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,240
Peter, I'm not sure
how to tell you this...
357
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,480
We didn't know
and Nur couldn't believe it.
358
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:26,680
I don't know anyone who...
Look, it's not easy for us either.
359
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,240
Tess doesn't eat tomatoes.
360
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,160
No!
361
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,640
And... when?
You mean, in the morning?
362
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,520
- Or do you mean...?
- No, no.
363
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:43,440
Peter, she doesn't
eat tomatoes. She's allergic.
364
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,280
- Allergic?
- We tested it.
365
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,320
Peter...
366
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,360
We're going
to have to let her go.
367
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,360
Bloody hell!
368
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,520
It was all so... perfect.
369
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,600
We'd never even
had an argument.
370
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,200
But...
371
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,200
No tomatoes?
372
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,840
Well, that's that then.
373
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,320
Wow, that's good!
374
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:21,280
Wow, our mother was
an amazing cook, wasn't she.
375
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,560
If we could just analyse
the sauce and...
376
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,360
make it ourselves,
we'd be raking it in.
377
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:33,480
Sorry, but you can't make
something like this in a factory.
378
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,320
Guys...
379
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,720
- We found something out.
- Kato.
380
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,400
If I may.
381
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,080
I would just like to say...
382
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:54,120
that life with my three brothers
383
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,640
is the best thing
that has happened to me.
384
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,920
And I just want
to take the opportunity to...
385
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,400
thank the ladies
386
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,360
for all the support
they have given us
387
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,560
- during this difficult time.
- Yes. Bravo.
388
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,160
A toast to our wonderful wives.
389
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,600
Without whom
we would be nothing.
390
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,000
Cheers!
391
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,560
What did you
want to say, darling?
392
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:36,600
I just wanted to say
that your mum's sauce...
393
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,440
I don't think we'd ever be able
to make something so tasty.
394
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,360
- I don't think so either!
- Definitely not!
395
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,520
That one can hardly boil an egg.
396
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,680
- Come on!
- Not even a fried egg.
397
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,200
If the girls find out that
we've smuggled all this crap in...
398
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,600
Shut up, moron.
399
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,080
They think we've chucked
everything away.
400
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,520
Come on, you.
401
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,000
Idiot.
402
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,840
Yes.
403
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,760
That was out.
404
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,440
- What do you mean, out?
- Yes.
405
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,360
- Three, three, two, one.
- Come on.
406
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,000
- That was mine.
- Yes, all right.
407
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,120
Hey Tess, I...
408
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,800
No, hang on.
409
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,320
We...
410
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,520
What are you saying?
My family are a bunch of psychopaths?
411
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,120
No. Hey, hang on!
412
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,440
No, there's nothing I can...
413
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,600
Yes, but wait, Tess.
414
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,160
Break up? But...
415
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,920
No, I'm breaking up with you.
416
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,760
No, I'm breaking up with you!
417
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,840
I'm breaking up with you, Tess!
418
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,240
Come on.
419
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,960
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- Yes.
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