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Welcome to the carnival.
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You must be
my new roustabouts.
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This carnival
isn't safe anymore.
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Gus the Geek.
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Subhuman.
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I haven't written a paycheck
in three weeks.
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Take it easy.
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Hey.
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The carnival is over.
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Congratulations, kid. That
was quite extraordinary.
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A walk in the park. Thank
your buddy up there, okay?
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Of course. Better take a rest, Robin.
You're on again at 3:00.
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Right. See ya, Inky.
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Mr. Higgins. Mikey.
Robin.
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Thanks a lot, Higgo. You made
this gig go with a real bang.
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Here, I brought you
a little something.
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Please, it was the least
I could do, Walter.
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Walter?
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I haven't heard that
since...
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North Africa, 1942.
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That's right.
Open it up later.
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Well, Mr. Janes.
What do ya think?
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I think my company is lucky to
have your carnival, Mr. Gilbert.
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It hope it will be a profitable
situation for both of us.
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Don't you worry
about the profits.
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We'll bring in the audience,
I guarantee it.
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Why, we broke all
house records on Guam.
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You should've... Hey, great flying.
You didn't miss.
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Quite. Well done, T.C.
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A real good
piece of work.
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Thank you.
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But somehow, I must admit,
I felt more comfortable
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flying and being shot at
at the same time.
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Magic to Worthy,
inside to Kareem, back to Scott,
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drives, dishes off to Kareem.
Slam dunk!
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Length of the court
to Parrish,
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to Bird, to McHale, to Johnson, back to Ainge.
Twenty-footer, no good!
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Rambis rebound!
He is butchered.
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Magnum.
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Look at Rambis,
he is hot under the collar.
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He's pulling his glasses back,
adjusting those.
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Don't... Don't ever
do that again, Higgins.
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I'm sorry, Magnum.
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What is it?
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You so excited about going
on all those neat rides,
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you forgot to knock?
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You got cotton candy
stuck on your cheek?
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What is it?
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T.C?
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T.C.'s fine. The stunt
went off without a hitch.
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The girl was murdered
five minutes later.
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I am asking
for your assistance.
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What about the police?
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They're investigating.
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Did you know this girl?
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Only briefly.
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But I do know
Walter, Inky, Gilbert.
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I must help him.
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We had had no sleep
in 72 hours.
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The shelling was incessant
and unrelenting.
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We were pinned down
by heavy machine gun fire.
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Suffice it to say, Magnum, I owe Inky
Gilbert and his brother, Donald,
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two Americans who were attached
to our unit, a great debt.
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Higgins, soldiers saving
other soldiers' lives
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is a common occurrence. We've both...
Yes, but,
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in the course
of this incident,
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Inky lost his brother.
I'd like to help him.
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I'd like for you to help him.
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You will, of course,
be compensated.
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Well, that's not really the point, Higgins.
The police...
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Are conducting
an investigation.
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Meanwhile, the adverse publicity
surrounding this tragedy
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could cause Inky Gilbert
to lose his contract
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with Mike Janes Amusements.
It could break him.
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Magnum, I implore you.
Please help.
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This feels great!
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We're also gonna
have to work here, Rick.
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I don't care.
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For the first time in your
life, you've done me a favor.
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This one's for Higgins.
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Yeah, maybe, but... Hey, can I
have a cotton candy, please?
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Rick...
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Thomas, please, the carnival's
always been my first love.
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I ran away with one
when I was 14 years old
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and I was gone
for three weeks.
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When my old man finally got me, man,
I couldn't sit down for a month.
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I mean, I couldn't eat anything
but vanilla milk shakes
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and tomato soup. Then I ran
away with the circus...
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Did I ever tell you
this before?
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Hey, that's my cotton candy.
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Come in.
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Mr. Gilbert.
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Welcome.
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You must be
my new roustabouts.
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Yep.
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Which one's the P.l.?
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Thomas Magnum.
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Rick Wright.
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You know, I ran away with a carnival once.
I was 14 years old.
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I was gone for three weeks.
Rick...
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When my old man
got me, man, I couldn't...
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Rick...
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That's all right. I still
feel I'm 14 years old, too.
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There's got to be a little boy
inside you to stay in this racket.
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God knows it isn't
going to be around long.
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The carnivals that crisscross
this country,
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playing the country fairs
and revivals,
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are soon gonna be
a thing of the past.
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A dying piece of Americana.
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The midway and the sideshow
are being replaced
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by the computer arcade
and the cheap horror films
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that are churned out
every five minutes
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and don't leave
anything to the imagination.
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The mind.
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The kid in all of us.
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I don't know, maybe America's
grown out of us.
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Maybe the little boy
grew up too fast.
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He blinks his eyes and he becomes
a lawyer or a computer operator
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or a bank teller.
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We carnies just
try to get by.
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And we try to reach out
to the kid out there.
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I'm glad we reached you.
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What happens if you don't
reach that kid out there?
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Then I sell out
lock, stock and barrel
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to Mike Janes and his modern,
"today's" operation.
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And we become a quaint
historical footnote,
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a sanitized piece of trivia.
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I don't want that
to happen to my people.
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They're loyal, and most of them
have been with me for a long time,
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but they've got to eat.
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I haven't written a paycheck
in three weeks.
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And unless you guys find out who did
that to poor Robin, God rest her soul,
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I'll never write another one.
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Rick may have felt
nine years old again,
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but somehow I found that
a little bit difficult.
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Because even when I was
nine years old
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and my grandpa took me to the
carnival at the county fair,
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I found myself
asking too many questions.
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Questions like, in the
basketball shooting concession,
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why was the ball pumped so full
of air that it would bounce off
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the too-small rim
and there goes your quarter?
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Or why did the beautiful blonde
lady in the dollar-a-kiss booth
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smell like a distillery
from 20 feet away?
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Or how come
the biggest stuffed animals
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you could possibly win
in the shooting gallery
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always had an inch
of dust on them?
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And now, a lot of years later,
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who would want to make a
murder part of the sideshow?
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Hello?
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Hey, take it easy.
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Sorry, I'm a little on edge.
You're the P.l.?
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Yeah.
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Except it's Private Investigator,
and I'm supposed to be undercover.
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Daddy's got a big mouth. Audrey Gilbert.
lnky's little girl.
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Aka "Sparky The Clown"
and midway manager.
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Nice meeting you. How many other
people know why I'm here?
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Just me and Inky.
Honest.
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How can I help you?
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Well, tell me about Robin. Boyfriends?
Enemies? Debts?
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None of the above.
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Everybody liked Robin and
Robin liked everybody back.
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Been with us for two years.
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Joined us in Stockton
when she ran away from home.
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Can't think of a damn thing
anybody would have against her.
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What about that knife thrower?
The Indian?
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The Chief?
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Audrey, Audrey.
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Yeah, him.
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Who is he?
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This is Thomas Magnum.
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Inky just hired him
as the new roustabout.
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I was going over
the ropes with him.
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Hi, guy.
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White Deer has left.
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What do you mean, left?
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She quit.
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She was tired
of not getting paid.
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She left me
for a Portuguese restaurant.
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Who am I gonna use
in the act tomorrow?
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Tell me? Who?
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Don't you worry, Chief.
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We will find you another assistant.
I promise.
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Someone as fearless as White Deer?
Never.
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You've gotta forgive him. He's
had a rough couple of days.
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The police have really grilled
him on account of the fact
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that the murder weapon
was one of his knives.
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See, the case where he keeps
them was broken into.
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Of course, the weapon
didn't have his prints on it,
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but nevertheless, it's a
matter of pride with him.
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He swore he'd kill the person who did it.
I believe him.
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What exactly
does a roustabout do?
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Okay. Do you know
what a mop and broom are?
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Somehow
it wasn't necessary
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to have a Tower Of Terror
to get good and scared.
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That's because most of the
people I talked to today
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were already
half there.
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Not me.
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Oh, I know
what you're thinking.
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That's because
I was thinking it, too.
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I was becoming
overly paranoid.
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After all, the Tower Of Terror
was nothing more
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than just a bunch
of papier-méché goblins
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and screech y
sound effects.
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Wouldn't have bothered
me nor Gramps one bit.
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Boo!
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Easy, fella.
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Come on, I just work here.
Cleaning up.
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Damn rats.
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Scared you, didn't I?
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Scared me?
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Well, you woke me up.
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It's getting so a man can't get
a sound sleep around here.
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Excuse me.
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Who are you?
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Thomas Magnum.
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Inky hired me and a friend
of mine as roustabouts.
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Oh, he did, huh?
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The name's Gus Zimmer.
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Known professionally
as Gus the Geek.
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I'm sorry I frightened you.
Here, let me help you clean up.
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Oh, thanks.
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You done much
carnie work before?
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Well, I've done
a lot of mopping.
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Are you a Navy man?
225
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,935
Yeah.
226
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,944
I was in the Army myself,
about a million years ago.
227
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,069
Hey, look,
228
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,116
I know it's my job during
business hours and everything,
229
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,880
but I really wasn't
trying to make you sick.
230
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,651
It's just that it's the only place
where I can catch a few winks
231
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,282
without people
bothering me,
232
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,918
and I don't have to
wear the mask.
233
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,055
And what with everything
that's been going on here,
234
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,794
I guess I'm just as nervous
as everybody else.
235
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,335
Robin?
Yeah.
236
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:03,396
Surprised anybody took this
job knowing what's going on.
237
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,736
It ain't only Robin, though.
238
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,970
There's been other deaths?
239
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,209
Did I say that?
240
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,444
No, I didn't say that.
241
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:19,888
I said there's been a lot of
bad stuff going on lately.
242
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,953
That guy in San Diego
had his back broken
243
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:29,522
when the whirl-a-way
collapsed on him.
244
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:32,728
Darn thing had just passed
a safety inspection, too.
245
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:36,136
Then our concession lady, Marge,
had to have her stomach pumped out
246
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,766
when she ate
one of her own chili dogs.
247
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,004
Somebody might have
put some
248
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,104
arsenic into her chili.
She's gone.
249
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:48,080
I'll tell you, life is tough
even if you don't weaken.
250
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:52,918
I've been with this carnival for
30 years now and I've seen it all.
251
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,728
I used to be the ringmaster
before the accident.
252
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,956
I used to talk a lot.
253
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,657
Now I don't get
to say much.
254
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:06,294
All I get to do
is make a few weird noises.
255
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,339
Three times a day.
256
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,004
Gus the Geek.
257
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,481
Subhuman.
258
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,016
What happened?
259
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,055
There was a fire
in Decatur, in '61.
260
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:30,287
There were some kids.
I got them out.
261
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,665
That was when
I got to be the Geek.
262
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,501
Can't blame Inky any, though.
263
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,131
He's always been
real good to me.
264
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,335
He's kept me on here
through thick and thin,
265
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,877
good times and bad,
266
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,140
and I'd go right to the end
with him.
267
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,313
I just hope it doesn't
come too soon.
268
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,786
There's not much of a
retirement program for geeks.
269
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,581
I'll get the rat.
270
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,627
Needless to say, I didn't
get a great night's sleep.
271
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,401
Jumbled, distorted images
of devils with pitchforks
272
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,933
and ugly green monsters and
chili dogs that came alive
273
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,707
totally routed the poor little
sheep I was trying to count.
274
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,874
They didn't have a chance.
275
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,885
And with all the information
I had gotten yesterday,
276
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,684
I was wondering if Inky
Gilbert's carnival did, either.
277
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,997
What time is it?
278
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,659
It's 6:00 in the morning.
What's the matter with you?
279
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,531
Matter? Matter?
280
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,330
Nothing's the matter.
I love being scared awake.
281
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,170
After all, we're
at a carnival, aren't we?
282
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,973
There's nothing like a 6:00 a.m.
thrill to kick off the old adrenaline.
283
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,104
What are you doing?
284
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,839
I've been out all night
investigating
285
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,076
while you've been sleeping.
286
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:03,311
Well, you didn't have to clean out the
Tower of Terror or the Tunnel of Love.
287
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,786
Do you want to know
what I found out or not?
288
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,016
What did you find out?
289
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,719
Nothing, but...
Nothing concrete.
290
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,590
But I think
I'm onto something.
291
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,062
It was that Indian Chief's knife
that was used in the murder, right?
292
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,191
So I decided to
check him out.
293
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,825
I followed him
all night long,
294
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,460
because he was yelling
and screaming,
295
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,506
and running inside and outside of
everybody's tents and trailers.
296
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,704
And then he'd sneak up
behind some of the other guys
297
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,705
and he'd just watch them.
298
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,643
And then comes
the weird part.
299
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,781
What weird part?
300
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,714
It was a full moon
last night, right?
301
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,813
This guy goes behind
the amusement park
302
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,825
sits down on the grass,
looks up at the moon...
303
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,794
Are you ready for this?
And starts singing opera.
304
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,989
I'm convinced he's our guy.
305
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,057
Because he was
singing opera?
306
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,403
He was near the tent
when Robin Guthrie got it.
307
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,366
Well, so were a dozen
other people.
308
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,634
And they didn't see a thing. They
were too busy watching the stunt.
309
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,472
Rick, just 'cause this guy
sings opera to the full moon
310
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,307
doesn't mean
he's our killer.
311
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,114
It's a lead.
What do you got?
312
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,706
Nothing.
Oh.
313
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,482
Except a lot of talk
about mysterious accidents.
314
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,148
I mean, this is the worst kind of case, Rick.
There's nothing to go on.
315
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,715
You just gotta... You gotta
kind of blend in
316
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,818
and get familiar with people
till they trust you.
317
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,797
And then, maybe then, somebody
will let something slip,
318
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,560
and you got them.
319
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,596
It's called deep cover.
320
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,467
We could be here
for a long time.
321
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,798
That's great.
322
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,467
Except Inky Gilbert
doesn't have a long time.
323
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,342
I know.
324
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,137
What do you got in mind?
325
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:43,375
Well, we accelerate the process.
We take control.
326
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,783
HOW?
327
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:49,189
No, wait a second.
Where are you going?
328
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,895
We're history, Inky.
We're gone.
329
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,090
No, no!
330
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,559
No, No.
You can't leave, you can't.
331
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,467
We are,
and you can't stop us.
332
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,629
But why?
333
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,468
Because we gotta eat.
334
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,838
Yeah, and buy
some razor blades.
335
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:09,003
But, guys,
what about the show?
336
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,604
Chris, we're family.
337
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,547
A broken family, Inky.
338
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,779
I'll get the money,
I promise.
339
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,515
It's not just the money.
340
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,057
This carnival
isn't safe anymore.
341
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,492
We don't want to go, but this
is the way it's gotta be.
342
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,756
Goodbye, Inky.
343
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:31,130
Please don't leave.
Chris, Charles.
344
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,437
It won't be like Hackensack.
345
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,601
There go
a lot of suspects, Thomas.
346
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,537
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
347
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,813
This is great, this is just great.
Hey, Gilbert.
348
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:58,084
Mike Janes Amusements
has a contract
349
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,823
with the Inky Gilbert
Carnival.
350
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,887
Now, apparently,
there isn't one.
351
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,557
The hell there isn't.
352
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:04,828
How so?
353
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,131
You just open the gates
at 11:00, Mr. Janes.
354
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,263
The show will go on.
355
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,171
This I gotta see.
356
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:10,464
Is he a man
or is he an animal?
357
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:13,867
A mere four bits will let
you decide for yourself.
358
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:17,498
See the Geek
drink human blood.
359
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:21,203
Will his animal thirst
ever be quenched?
360
00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:26,841
See what happens when live rodents
are unleashed in his cage.
361
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:32,718
The Geek! The Geek! The Geek!
Come on.
362
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,723
Step up, step up, step up.
363
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,423
There's fun for everyone.
364
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,211
I've had
enough of this.
365
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,845
Come on, where's all
your carnie spirit?
366
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:05,980
Where's your leads?
367
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:07,819
And what about
accelerating the process?
368
00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:09,950
I have a new theory.
Yeah, what's that?
369
00:24:10,048 --> 00:24:13,291
The who-stands-to-gain the-most
if-Inky-goes-under theory.
370
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:19,199
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
We're saved!
371
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,237
Daddy, what are you
talking about?
372
00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:24,796
The Inky Gilbert
Traveling Carnival lives!
373
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,399
Daddy, I know we did well,
374
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,309
but we can't keep up this kind of
effort unless we're at full strength.
375
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,005
We are,
or we will be.
376
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:33,174
After I hire everybody back
tomorrow morning.
377
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:37,948
Ladies and gentlemen,
your paychecks.
378
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,522
So much
for my new theory.
379
00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:51,067
But out of its ashes
grew another.
380
00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:59,500
Admittedly, sneaking into the
office of your own client
381
00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:03,137
wasn't the most exemplary of
private investigative techniques.
382
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:04,942
But then again,
when you're out of leads,
383
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:08,815
being exemplary isn't as important
as getting to the truth.
384
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,779
No matter where it may lie.
385
00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,628
Hello, Magnum.
386
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,402
Going through the books?
387
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:30,436
I see you met Waldo.
388
00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:34,705
Say hello, Waldo.
"Hi, Magnum.
389
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,676
"Find anything interesting?"
390
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,476
Yes, I did.
391
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,347
Let me guess.
392
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,718
You couldn't find anything
concrete about Robin's murder,
393
00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:48,314
so your untrusting mind began
searching for other motives.
394
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:51,689
The non-emotional kind,
the baser kind. Like
395
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,997
economics.
396
00:25:55,854 --> 00:26:00,963
Sure, you'd heard about the accidents
and misfortunes I've been having.
397
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,404
So you began
to wonder,
398
00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:08,540
"Hey, maybe old lnky's making
some dough on the deal.
399
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,841
"He can't be making any money out
of this third-rate carnival.
400
00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:15,983
"Maybe he's trying to get it out
of the insurance companies.
401
00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,212
"How's he doing?"
402
00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:21,279
You're doing wonderfully.
Keep going.
403
00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:23,883
I will, son. I will.
404
00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:28,760
But here's where your suspicious
little mind and reality part company.
405
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:32,497
I don't get a red cent
for any of those accidents.
406
00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:35,637
All I got
were higher premiums,
407
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,434
substantially higher.
408
00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,802
I'm dying here, Magnum, and you're
trying to shovel dirt on the coffin
409
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,540
before it's even
in the ground.
410
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,009
It's good thinking, though.
411
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,853
I've got to admire you
in a strange sort of way.
412
00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:54,981
Higgins was right.
He sent the best.
413
00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:59,528
He said that? The best?
414
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,128
You gotta know
how to read him.
415
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:03,655
Are you all finished here?
416
00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:09,296
So we can get some sleep and start
all over again tomorrow morning?
417
00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:11,000
Oh, just a minute.
418
00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:12,769
You can help me fix
419
00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:14,674
King Arthur's iron mace
in the Wax Museum.
420
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,440
Just a second, Inky.
I'm not finished here yet.
421
00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:23,077
How about explaining the $10,000 cash
deposit in the carnival account?
422
00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:29,350
Maybe I've got
a silent partner.
423
00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:31,819
You're grasping
at straws, Magnum.
424
00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:34,523
And I guess I appreciate it,
425
00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:38,325
but where I got that money
is of no concern to you
426
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:41,667
and has absolutely nothing to
do with Robin Guthrie's death.
427
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,272
I promise.
428
00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:56,642
Oh, my God.
I'll call an ambulance.
429
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,645
Rick?
Call the police.
430
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:00,246
We should have
never come back.
431
00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,312
The Chief's dead.
432
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,154
I think Rick's alive.
433
00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:07,890
Hey.
434
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:23,173
My God, Magnum, you've got
the wrong bloody clown.
435
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,544
- Rick?
- Rick?
436
00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:34,388
What?
437
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:37,885
How do you feel?
438
00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:41,296
That's a dumb question.
439
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:45,027
How would you feel if someone hit
you over the head with a hammer?
440
00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:46,865
I feel like garbage.
441
00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:49,535
Who's your friend?
442
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:51,868
It's just Higgins.
443
00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:54,672
Did you get a look at the
guy who did this to you?
444
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,644
No.
445
00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:00,075
I was following my suspect.
446
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,310
The Chief?
447
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,147
Yeah, the Chief.
448
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,982
He was carrying
one of his knives
449
00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:07,284
and heading towards
the Wax Museum.
450
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:09,416
So I followed him inside.
451
00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:13,461
It was all dark, and then...
452
00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:14,758
What?
453
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,328
I don't know.
454
00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:20,100
What did you see?
455
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,872
I saw a Fourth of July
fireworks show
456
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:28,475
and a million little angels
singing in my head.
457
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:32,975
And I guess
that's when he hit me.
458
00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:34,482
The Chief?
459
00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:37,152
Who else?
460
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,120
Chief's dead, Rick.
461
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,093
Oh. Good night.
462
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:55,567
All right.
463
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,072
Why were you there?
464
00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,232
And why are you dressed up
in this stupid suit?
465
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,334
What I was doing there should
be obvious, even to you.
466
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:03,845
I was attempting to assist.
467
00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:06,508
By lurking and skulking
in the shadows of the midway?
468
00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:07,811
That's my job.
469
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:09,374
At which you were not being
entirely successful.
470
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,477
Magnum, I was
only trying to help.
471
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:12,577
I don't need your help.
472
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:13,918
Inky Gilbert does.
473
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:16,822
Oh, great. Coming from a guy
in a clown suit?
474
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,827
Come on, Higgins,
I gotta do this my way.
475
00:30:18,883 --> 00:30:20,123
While the body count rises.
476
00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:21,220
Higgins.
477
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:22,321
Obviously, the Chief had
a very strong notion
478
00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,458
of who Robin Guthrie's
murderer was.
479
00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:26,798
Well, I'm beginning to think
l do, too.
480
00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,098
Who?
481
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:31,002
Possibly Inky Gilbert.
482
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:36,743
That is the most baseless and absurd
statement I've ever heard you make.
483
00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:38,474
Rick was hit over the head.
What's your excuse?
484
00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:41,915
No excuses. Higgins, you've got
to consider the possibility.
485
00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:44,419
Look, before we found
Rick and the Chief,
486
00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:46,682
Inky caught me in his office
going through his books.
487
00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,189
You were what?
488
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,522
Higgins, you look terrible.
489
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,118
Why were you going through
lnky's books?
490
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,560
I'll get to that.
491
00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:56,326
The point is that Inky walked
in with a big monkey wrench,
492
00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:58,367
a nice blunt instrument.
493
00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:01,666
He said he was doing some
repair work in the Wax Museum.
494
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:04,639
So Inky killed the Chief and
attempted to do the same to Rick?
495
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,199
That is conjecture at its most flimsy.
Indeed, libelous.
496
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:08,903
Damn it, Higgins,
he had a motive.
497
00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:10,844
What motive?
Money.
498
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:12,381
What, insurance?
499
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:14,781
No, not insurance. He told
me the truth about that.
500
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:16,443
But I found out
from lnky's books
501
00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:18,748
that if the carnival goes under,
there's a sweet buyout clause
502
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,153
from Mike Janes
Amusements.
503
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,714
Inky would never give up the carnival.
It's his...
504
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,453
Life. Yeah, I know.
505
00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:27,462
Spare me that "one big
happy family" stuff.
506
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,030
As of this moment,
you are off the case.
507
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,059
No, I'm not.
508
00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:43,344
What if they gave a
carnival and nobody came?
509
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,438
I guess everybody moves on,
510
00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:48,177
leaving behind a lot of dreams
and illusions
511
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,885
and sticky candy wrappers.
512
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:52,182
But in this case
there's also left behind
513
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,348
the rather sticky matter
of two dead bodies
514
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,483
and one potentially
ruined friendship.
515
00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:58,891
But despite that,
I wasn't going anywhere.
516
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:02,524
Hey. That costs money, pal.
517
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:09,699
But then, it's not gonna make
much difference, anyway.
518
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,672
What do you mean?
519
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:16,538
We'll all be gone soon.
520
00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:32,793
I think you just won
yourself a stuffed dinosaur.
521
00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,663
Hell, we're living in one.
522
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:40,191
Inky wants to see you.
I'll take care of this here.
523
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,649
Yeah?
524
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,145
Oh.
525
00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,755
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to let you go, Magnum.
526
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:09,092
We're closing tomorrow night.
Courtesy of Mr. Janes.
527
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,124
I'm not a roustabout,
remember?
528
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:16,161
I've got another job to do and
I'm not quite finished yet.
529
00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:18,173
Oh, yes, you are.
530
00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:21,836
Higgins called this morning.
This is per him.
531
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:23,537
You're out of here
as of now.
532
00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:25,638
The police will continue
their investigation.
533
00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:27,046
And so will I.
534
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:30,177
Not in my carnival.
Not while I still have it.
535
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:32,016
Read the back of your ticket,
536
00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:35,148
the part where I've got the right
to refuse admission to anyone.
537
00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:37,259
It's not gonna be
that easy, Inky.
538
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,918
My friend was hurt, too.
539
00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:40,326
Save me
the cheap melodramatics.
540
00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,695
I feel as bad
about Rick as you do.
541
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:48,230
And I feel a whole lot worse
about Robin and the Chief,
542
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:53,675
but this is the first fight
of my life I've ever lost.
543
00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:57,745
And the lousy thing about it is
I'm beginning to get used to it.
544
00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:00,508
I'm also beginning
to get used to the fact
545
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,744
that these murders
were committed solely
546
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,480
to drive me out of business.
547
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,987
And if you were
such a great detective,
548
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,923
perhaps that's where
you should've started,
549
00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:11,821
instead of me and my people.
550
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,159
You're talking about Janes?
551
00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:15,825
I ain't naming names.
552
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,834
I checked Janes out.
He's got an airtight alibi,
553
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,369
and if you want to talk about
motive, he doesn't have one.
554
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,339
He's gonna lose money
with this carnival.
555
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,999
Just like me.
556
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:30,777
Only I'm gonna
lose a lot more.
557
00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:35,148
Now get out of here, Magnum,
558
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:40,347
there's enough buzzards
around and the air stinks.
559
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:47,556
A good friendship is usually
a difficult entity to maintain.
560
00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:50,497
There's got to be
a commonality of interests,
561
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:53,058
an enjoyment
of each other's company,
562
00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:55,502
and an appreciation
of the other's differences.
563
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,541
But if those items don't really
exist in large quantities,
564
00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:02,304
there has to be an underlying
basis of honesty and truth.
565
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,175
But maybe this time
the truth was something
566
00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,806
Higgins didn't want to see
567
00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:08,475
because of his friendship
with Inky.
568
00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:11,019
But because of my
friendship with Higgins,
569
00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,351
it was something
he had to see.
570
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:21,722
Higgins.
571
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:27,561
I want to apologize for yelling at
you last night at the hospital.
572
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,569
I understand the bond
that you and Inky share,
573
00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:42,915
and I appreciate what it means, and
I appreciate your loyalty to him.
574
00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:46,650
Oh, yeah, I found out from a
friend of T.C.'s at the bank
575
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:48,384
that the money that's
been keeping the carnival
576
00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,619
and Inky afloat's from you.
577
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:54,762
Converted pounds sterling
from your British bank.
578
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,896
But, Higgins.
579
00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:02,870
You can't judge a man
by one incident in his life.
580
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,463
You have to look
at the whole picture,
581
00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:05,769
the essence of who he is.
582
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,138
Now, damn it, Higgins,
583
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:10,304
maybe Inky doesn't even want
your money, or my help,
584
00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:11,403
or the carnival's.
585
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:12,641
Have you ever
considered that?
586
00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:14,774
Maybe all he wants
is out.
587
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,388
All I'm saying is,
I think we should find out.
588
00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:30,064
Your passion for the truth
is commendable, Magnum.
589
00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:33,692
And, yes,
I do appreciate that.
590
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:38,136
But, ultimately,
it is misguided.
591
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,470
Why?
592
00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:46,507
Because Inky Gilbert was just found
strangled to death in his office.
593
00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:55,821
I'm sorry, Higgins.
594
00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,128
I know that doesn't mean
a whole lot right now.
595
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,060
Magnum, your words
are unnecessary.
596
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:04,292
I do understand
how you feel.
597
00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:05,663
Do you?
598
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:09,436
Inky told me you said
you were sending him the best.
599
00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:13,403
Except maybe I should have
been a little quicker, too.
600
00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,274
At the moment, postmortems
and self-recrimination
601
00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:17,335
are irrelevant.
602
00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,415
This is not self-recrimination.
It's not a postmortem.
603
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,642
It's finished.
604
00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,207
No, it isn't.
605
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:25,910
Why go back? lnky's dead,
the carnival is over.
606
00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,320
I'm not going
to the carnival,
607
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:30,018
not just yet.
But I am going back.
608
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,424
Where?
609
00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:32,823
I'm going to the one place
and the one time
610
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:36,228
you've never mentioned in all
your ramblings or your memoirs.
611
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,494
North Africa, August of '42.
612
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,578
Chris, Charles.
613
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:51,507
Is Gus still around?
614
00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,139
Where is he gonna go?
615
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:54,774
Gus is inside.
616
00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:57,751
Thanks. Good luck.
617
00:37:58,709 --> 00:37:59,949
Thanks.
618
00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,888
There's something
disturbing and sad
619
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,488
when you see something
out of its normal element.
620
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,794
Like a fish helplessly thrashing
on the deck of a boat,
621
00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:15,861
or those carnies who have no idea
that there's another world out there,
622
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,873
or much less have
the ability to cope in it.
623
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:26,343
But at least
they made the choice.
624
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:30,682
Somehow, I had the feeling that Gus
Zimmer didn't have those kind of options.
625
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:56,508
And when you're
out of options,
626
00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:59,707
you can either cry for help,
or blow sky high.
627
00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:03,112
Maybe I should have heard
Gus's cry for help,
628
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,710
but there were
so many other voices.
629
00:39:04,775 --> 00:39:07,688
Inky's, Higgins', the Chief's,
Mike Janes', Audrey's.
630
00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,916
But I was listening now.
631
00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:14,588
I only hoped
it wasn't too late.
632
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:18,397
Are you looking
for something?
633
00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:21,903
Not anymore.
634
00:39:22,593 --> 00:39:24,595
I found
what I'm looking for.
635
00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,505
You're in my stuff.
636
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:29,167
Yeah, I was, Donald.
637
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,705
The name's Gus.
638
00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:34,616
Not 44 years ago, it wasn't.
639
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,982
Forty-four years ago
in North Africa,
640
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,748
it was Donald.
641
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,119
When you and your brother were
fighting next to an Englishman
642
00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:43,590
named Jonathan Quayle Higgins.
That's where you got burned.
643
00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:47,155
There was no fire in Decatur,
no kids.
644
00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:49,854
The hell there wasn't.
645
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,298
The firemen gave me
a commendation.
646
00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:53,892
It's right here somewhere.
647
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,370
Oh, I don't think so.
648
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:59,441
Probably some kind
of clerical error, right?
649
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:02,774
Some harried medic buries the
real Gus Zimmer under your name.
650
00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:05,507
The name that's on this
Purple Heart, your dog tags.
651
00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:08,714
Donald Gilbert.
652
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,817
Why'd you do it?
653
00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:14,216
Why?
654
00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:18,824
You're asking me why?
655
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,301
There's enough light here.
Take a good look.
656
00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:34,568
I had a fiancée and a job
to come back to.
657
00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,703
When I took the bandages off
and looked in the mirror,
658
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,146
I knew it was
never gonna happen.
659
00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,548
I didn't want
to put anyone through
660
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,052
the grief of having to
look at me and smile
661
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:50,491
and try to be brave and try to keep
from throwing up at the same time.
662
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:55,261
So it turned out to be
a whole lot better for me
663
00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:57,765
just to be Gus Zimmer.
664
00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:02,635
No hassles. No pity. Just a bunch
of sawdust and cheap laughs.
665
00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:11,539
You should've seen
the look on lnky's face
666
00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:14,378
when I showed up
a few years later.
667
00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:17,518
Back from the dead.
668
00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:22,020
I'll say this for him, though,
he was a good brother.
669
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:25,060
He took care of me.
No questions asked.
670
00:41:25,115 --> 00:41:27,220
Then why'd you kill him?
671
00:41:29,186 --> 00:41:31,393
Who says I killed him?
672
00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:34,629
The buyout clause in lnky's contract
with Mike Janes Amusements.
673
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:37,002
Gus Zimmer gets the payoff in
the event of lnky's death.
674
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:38,938
You're the silent partner.
675
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:46,947
Now, what would a geek
want with money?
676
00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:50,375
Well,
677
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:54,084
maybe some kind
of real life.
678
00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:56,954
Some kind of life where you
don't have to drool and moan
679
00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:59,620
and chase live rats around
three times a day.
680
00:42:00,484 --> 00:42:02,691
Some kind of life where you can
rent an apartment, watch TV,
681
00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:05,256
pretend you're just like
everybody else.
682
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,398
You wanted out, Donald.
683
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,873
You started with the accidents,
trying to get Inky to sell.
684
00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:15,603
But Inky was tough,
and you escalated.
685
00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:19,740
You didn't have to kill.
686
00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,783
How do you know that?
687
00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:27,351
You're a pretty good guesser,
688
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:30,255
but you don't know
what it's really like.
689
00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:32,555
And unless you swallow
a bucketful of fire
690
00:42:32,616 --> 00:42:36,359
trying to save some berserk
lunatic someday, you never will.
691
00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:40,125
What are you saying?
Higgins?
692
00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:42,830
No, not Higgins.
My brother, Inky.
693
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,967
He snapped.
694
00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:48,439
He was too tired or too crazy,
I don't know. But he snapped.
695
00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:51,810
He took off running straight
at an enemy machine-gun nest.
696
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:54,314
Blazing away,
and I had to get him out.
697
00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:58,478
But instead of him ending up
the dead hero, I got to be it.
698
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:00,882
Where was Higgins?
699
00:43:01,445 --> 00:43:04,426
He was holding his position.
He was following orders.
700
00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:06,927
He was doing exactly
what he was supposed to do.
701
00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:09,290
Maybe he doesn't think so.
702
00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:13,233
Who cares? It doesn't matter anymore.
It's over.
703
00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,133
It's all over now.
704
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:21,376
Tell me something.
How did you get a fix on me?
705
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,174
Was it the buyout clause?
706
00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:26,606
No.
707
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:29,583
I don't know, you just shot
that rifle too damn good.
708
00:43:33,877 --> 00:43:35,914
Come on, let's go.
709
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,256
Where?
710
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,619
Find some people
who can help you.
711
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:46,290
Me included.
712
00:43:47,424 --> 00:43:49,370
Thomas.
713
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,167
Don't. Stay right there.
714
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,737
I may be ugly,
I may be crazy,
715
00:43:57,501 --> 00:44:00,812
but I'm not going
to no hospital.
716
00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:06,716
Where are you going?
717
00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:08,380
France.
718
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:14,720
One million dollars and a
plane to France? That guy is crazy.
719
00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:16,025
We'll just extradite him.
720
00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:18,598
I know that. And more
importantly, he knows that.
721
00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,293
But you gotta
go through the motions.
722
00:44:20,357 --> 00:44:22,064
The man has
nothing to lose.
723
00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,901
That's impossible.
I'm moving in.
724
00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,305
You move in,
and he kills Audrey Gilbert.
725
00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:29,037
Now, look, he gave you
an hour. Give me 10 minutes.
726
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,703
I can't.
You know that.
727
00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:34,477
I know that place.
I've cleaned it often enough.
728
00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:37,177
Let me try, please.
729
00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:42,350
I gotta look over the
blueprints of the building.
730
00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:44,983
Talk to me in 15 minutes.
731
00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:49,559
Magnum.
732
00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:54,798
What is the status
of the operation?
733
00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:56,064
The status is I'm gonna
go in there
734
00:44:56,126 --> 00:44:57,127
and try and get Audrey out.
735
00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:58,400
I'm going with you.
No.
736
00:44:58,462 --> 00:45:00,601
I must.
Please understand, Magnum.
737
00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:02,575
I have my reasons.
738
00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:07,115
I know what they are, Higgins.
And I do understand.
739
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,948
You did the right thing
44 years ago.
740
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,617
Do the right thing now.
741
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:37,038
Please, please,
give me the gun.
742
00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,546
Don't worry, I'm not
gonna hurt you.
743
00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:41,047
Why are you doing this?
744
00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:44,348
'Cause I want people
to remember who I was.
745
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,116
Let her go, Donald.
746
00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:50,685
Come on.
747
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:54,986
Sure. No problem.
Go ahead.
748
00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:04,398
Why don't you just
put that gun away?
749
00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:14,709
No!
750
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:17,548
I never wanted
to go to France, anyway.
751
00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:26,055
The front,
run to the front!
752
00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:29,129
Donald!
753
00:46:33,857 --> 00:46:34,892
Why?
754
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,938
For all of us, come.
755
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:52,449
Magnum.
756
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:54,355
Higgins.
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