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Where's billy?
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He wanted to stay home
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So he could practice for
this video-game competition.
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jim!
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Can I get a box
of sugar o's?
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No. We have
sugar o's at home.
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Yeah, but I got that box before
I went off to rehab, man.
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And this one
has a different toy.
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What's the toy?
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Submarine.
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Then get it.
Rodney: Yes!
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Jim, what are we doing?
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Jim jefferies?
Hey, that's jim jefferies.
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Oh!
hey.
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Katie.
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Yeah. Jim.
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Hey, wow. Katie.
Wow.
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Steve, how are you?
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This is my husband, trevor.
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Hey.
My son.
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G'day, mate.
And these are our kids.
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This is our rodney.
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I made this shirt,
by the way.
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That's a lie.
I bought that for him.
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Okay.
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Been so long.
H-how are you guys?
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I've been good, thanks.
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It's good to finally
meet you, man.
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How many gigs did you
drag me to up north, eh?
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All your shows.
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You never went up
and said hi.
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Well, yeah.
I didn't want to bother you.
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You could have bothered me.
It wouldn't have been a problem.
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It's because you two
had a thing, right?
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I'm just joking.
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Like 20 years ago,
you had a thing.
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20 years?
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What sort of a jealous
dickhead would I be
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To hold that grudge?
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Yeah.
Come on.
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Wow.
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Well, that's
a lot of alcohol.
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Oh.
That's our daily dosage.
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No, we're having a party,
so...
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Yeah, this guy's
turning the big 4-0.
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Jim,
you should come along.
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All you guys should come
to the party.
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I'm not allowed
to go to parties yet.
No, we -- we can't, no.
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Yeah, no, that's fine.
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It was really great
seeing you guys.
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I'm sure we'll see you around.
Uh, honey.
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It'd be fun to have them
at your party.
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We'd love to come.
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We can't come.
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Me and steve
have given up drinking.
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I haven't.
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He hasn't?
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Yeah. You guys should --
you should come.
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It's gonna be great.
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Uh, lots of good food
and pretty girls.
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And this guy can drink.
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Damn straight!
Yeah.
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And it's
a rock-'n'-roll theme,
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So you can dress up as
your favorite rock 'n' roller.
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Come on.
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You want us there?
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Yeah, you should come.
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Then we'll be there.
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Great.
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Huh.
Address?
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Our address is
1504 terrell drive, glendale.
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Memorized.
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All right.
Okay.
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We'll see you.
See you later.
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Great!
Yep.
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What was that?
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I don't know.
It was awkward.
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It was awkward because
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You had sex with her
a couple of months ago.
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How does he know?
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I got to stop calling him
when I'm drunk.
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Brad: Wait. So, you banged
a married chick
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And now you're going
to her house?
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Jim: What is this?
What are we doing here?
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W-w-what is it,
a convention?
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Is it a music festival?
It's a biker thing.
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I don't like this.
T-t-t-there's no stage.
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What am I meant to do,
just stand there
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And just yell at people
at eye level?
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It's like a drunk guy
at a party.
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The money's good, though.
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I think I'm nervous.
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I didn't think
you got nervous.
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I just haven't been on stage
for a while,
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And I haven't had a drink
for like six weeks.
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Why?
Steve's been in rehab,
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And I promised him
that I wouldn't drink.
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Have you
performed sober before?
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Man:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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Let's give a big welcome
to jim jefferies!
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I must have.
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Jim sober.
This should be fun.
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Hello.
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Um...Hello.
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Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
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What happened?
I think I had a panic attack.
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All right. All right.
Listen, listen.
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D-don't worry.
Don't worry.
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I want you to come
into the office,
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And we're gonna fix this.
All right?
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Don't -- don't drive crazy.
Just be safe.
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I got your back, man.
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Okay, mike.
Thank you.
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You're fired.
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Excuse me?
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You're fired.
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Why did you bring me into
your office to tell me this?
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Why didn't you just tell me this
over the phone?
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What? Because
I'm a gentleman, jim.
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Everybody knows you can't just
dump somebody over the phone.
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It's bad karma.
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You can't fire me.
You work for me.
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Oh, okay. I quit.
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It was just
one panic attack.
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Jim, it's not
just the panic attack.
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All right? This has been
a long time coming.
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First you --
you lost the movie.
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You're screwing up gigs.
I can't get you bookings.
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You won't work clean.
You won't do tv.
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It's just --
nobody wants you.
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I'm working on some
clean stuff right now.
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Okay, great.
What's it about?
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Gun control.
See?
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What is it with you
and having opinions?
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Well, you got
to have an opinion.
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No, you don't, jim.
No, you don't.
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Yes, you do.
The problem with opinions
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Is not everybody agrees
with them
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And opinions
don't make money.
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That's just your opinion.
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No, it's not!
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Larry the cable guy,
he makes millions,
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He has no opinion.
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I've never heard him
say an opinion,
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But I'm sure he has some.
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He's a hillbilly
who installs your cable.
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that's funny.
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Listen, jim.
If it was up to me, you'd stay.
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But I'm getting a lot of heat
from upstairs.
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Well, downstairs, actually.
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This is the top floor,
so it's...A thing.
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But we can't keep
doing this.
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So that's it?
That's it.
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Jim...
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I'm sorry.
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Get 'er done!
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see? That's funny.
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What are we doing here?
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What are you
talking about?
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What's the point of coming
to this place sober?
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What are we supposed to do,
talk to people?
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We don't need booze
to party.
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What are your definitions
of partying?
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Well, you know, hanging out,
meeting new people.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Get-together.
That's a get-together.
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Partying is getting wasted.
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Bang.
Party's getting wasted.
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You know,
when I think of partying,
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I think of cocaine and sex.
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Yeah, you're right.
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When I think of partying,
I think of getting drunk.
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It was easy
when you were young.
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When you were young,
partying was just eating cake,
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Wearing a paper hat,
and someone would give you
a bag of candy at the end.
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That's not gonna happen here?
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No.
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Oh, hey!
You guys made it.
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Thanks for having us.
Having a great time.
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This is a beautiful place
you got here.
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You guys look great.
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So do you.
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You both look great.
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You're, um, you're slash.
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Slash. Got it. Straightaway.
It's the wig, isn't it?
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I wanted to be neil finn,
but she said no one
would recognize me.
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What are you
talking about?
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Of course
they would recognize you.
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Neil finn, the greatest
songwriter of our generation?
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Of course.
What are you talking about?
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There you go!
Jim likes neil finn!
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I told you.
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You don't know anything
about rock 'n' roll.
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You're dressed as, uh...
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Britney spears.
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Britney spears.
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I did question it.
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And then she went,
"well, you know,
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I'm dressing up
as a sexy schoolgirl."
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So I went, "all right."
green light.
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so, what are we drinking?
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Oh, we're having water.
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Oh, that's right.
You're not drinking.
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No, I'll have a drink.
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What's your poison?
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I'll have a beer
with a large straw.
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I'll see what I can do.
Give it a bash.
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What the hell
are you guys doing here?
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Sorry.
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Why are you
at this party?
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You asked us to come.
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I thought I made it very clear
at the supermarket
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That I did not want you
to come.
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You practically
begged us to come.
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Yeah, I asked you to come
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Because I didn't want
my husband to know
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That I didn't want you
to come.
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Did you not pick up
on my signals?
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No, we did not pick up
on the signals.
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I could see the signals.
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He got it.
Well, kate, it's fine.
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Don't worry about it, kate.
We'll just leave.
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Well, now you have to stay
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Because he's gonna wonder
why you left.
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And that's not a signal
for us to leave.
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You actually want us
to stay.
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Yes.
I want you to stay.
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Do you actually
want us to stay,
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Because I'm extraordinarily
confused about --
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Ahh, trevor's back.
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Look at that!
A beer with a long straw.
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There you go, sir.
Thanks, mate.
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Put it right there.
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Oh, yeah.
You got a special holder.
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Kate: Speech!
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Speech, speech!
Man: Speech!
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Oh, is that me, is it?
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Okay.
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I suppose I should say
thank you to everyone.
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Thank you all for coming.
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And a big special thank-you
to my beautiful wife.
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Oh.
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You've made
this party happen.
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Yeah.
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Just special to celebrate
my 40th with my friends
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And my awesome kids --
cassie, james, max.
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Oh, there they are!
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You get to bed straight
after the speech.
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It's past their bedtime.
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So we adults can have
a little bit of fun, eh?
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Whoo!
Well, let's do it!
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Let's have a wicked party!
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What's going on?
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I-I couldn't watch that
anymore.
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You okay?
256
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,467
Yeah, no.
I think I need to sit down.
257
00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:56,801
If I could sit down,
that would be --
258
00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,169
You want me
to get you some more --
259
00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,638
No, I don't need
more water, steve! Sorry.
260
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,072
I've had enough water
to last a lifetime.
261
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,808
I just need to sit down.
It's okay, jim. Dude.
262
00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,110
Here you go, man.
It's gonna be okay.
263
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,916
What type of asshole am I?
What type of an asshole am I?
264
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,017
This guy invites me
to his party.
265
00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,685
I meet his kids.
266
00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,420
You know, and two months ago,
I'm screwing his wife.
267
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,988
Hey, easy with that.
268
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,523
Hey, buddy.
That's not your fault.
Yeah.
269
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,025
She didn't tell you
that she was married
270
00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,259
Until after
you slept together.
271
00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,761
Yeah, you can't
blame yourself.
272
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,929
Yeah, but I still want
to have sex with her.
273
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:24,930
So?
274
00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,598
I think about it all the time.
275
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,700
It's screwing with my head.
I can't focus. Right?
276
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:31,202
I-I-I'm screwing up gigs.
I-I'm having panic attacks.
277
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,938
I-I-I can't talk onstage.
278
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,172
What?
When did this happen?
279
00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,607
The other day it happened, okay?
280
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,275
It was worse than this one,
but it happened.
281
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,910
And I-I was onstage,
and I couldn't talk.
282
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,779
And I -- I had a panic attack.
283
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:43,214
And I just...My career's
going down the toilet,
284
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,683
And we're running out of money.
285
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,051
What is wrong?
No, we're not.
286
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,219
Listen. No.
We're gonna fix this, okay?
287
00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,354
What are you
gonna do about it?
288
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,855
You're just gonna
move on.
289
00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,557
okay.
I know it's cliché,
290
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,726
But there really are a ton
of other fish in the sea, man.
291
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,628
She's not that great, man.
No.
292
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,396
There's tons of chicks
that would be crazy about you.
293
00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,931
He's right.
You mean that?
294
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,600
I mean it! Absolutely.
And I'm sober, man.
295
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,034
Of course I mean it.
296
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,704
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right.
297
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,073
Yeah!
You know, she invited us here.
298
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,240
She practically begged us
to come.
299
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,542
Yeah, she did.
She did beg us.
300
00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:11,910
She begged us, right?
301
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,378
Why shouldn't we be having
a good time?
302
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,613
We should be having fun.
Yeah, that's right.
303
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:15,981
So, what are we
gonna do about it?
304
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,883
We're gonna get
some cake, man!
305
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,752
Get some cake.
Gonna get some cake.
306
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:21,786
Like normal people
at a party.
307
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,388
We'll have cake.
I like it. Yeah.
308
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,090
And then we're gonna go talk
to some bitches.
309
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,424
All right. Awesome.
Yeah. Okay.
310
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,627
Stand up!
Okay.
Let's do this.
311
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,828
All right.
Yeah, this is gonna be
awesome.
312
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,229
Go talk to some bitches.
All right.
313
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,364
When did we start
calling them bitches?
314
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,935
This cake is really good.
315
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,169
You're right.
It is really, really good cake.
316
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,404
Bill, you sure
you don't want any cake?
317
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,006
No, man.
I've been drinking.
318
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:44,242
This cake's so good,
it's better than drinking.
319
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,578
Is it, steve?
Is it really?
320
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:47,846
Yes, sir.
321
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,781
So good I'm gonna have
a second piece.
322
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,416
There you go.
Yeah.
323
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,817
She's cute, right?
324
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,319
The one that looks
like courtney love.
325
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,820
Yeah, that's a great
courtney love outfit.
326
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,589
I should talk to her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
327
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,525
Hi. I'm --
hi.
328
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,962
Well, as I live and breathe,
jim jefferies.
329
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,463
I'm jim jefferies.
330
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,698
Jim jefferies!
331
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,766
Hey.
332
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,434
You gonna do some stand up?
333
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,202
Stand up doesn't really work
at parties.
What?
334
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,871
Come on.
Are you serious?
335
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,040
We'll just -- we'll get you
in the corner there
336
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,641
And we'll all circle around you.
337
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,110
Jim, could I speak to you
privately for a moment?
338
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,345
I won't be a second.
I'll be right back.
339
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,713
No, yeah. Go.
340
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,548
We'll -- we'll be right here,
jefferies.
341
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,050
Yeah, that guy
was a drunk asshole.
342
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,451
I wanted to get away,
as well.
343
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,485
What's your name?
344
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,953
Courtney.
345
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,355
Courtney. Really?
346
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,557
Yeah.
347
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,192
Are you in character?
348
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,327
Yeah, sure.
349
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,463
Mm.
350
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,898
Look.
351
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,634
Do you want to come upstairs
with me and party?
352
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:43,635
Yeah.
353
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,238
Can I help you?
354
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,808
Rodney,
can we have this room?
355
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,242
Uh, sure.
356
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,744
What are you doing
in here?
357
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,579
This and that.
358
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,089
Peace and love.
359
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,191
Courtney:
Shut the door.
360
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,427
Yeah, sorry.
Of course.
361
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,995
Thank you for rescuing me
from that guy.
362
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,330
People are horrible when
they're drunk, right?
363
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,565
Tell me about it.
364
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,233
Bunch of suburban
douchebags.
365
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,335
Hey. How do you, uh, how do you
know katie and trevor?
366
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,104
Katie is my cousin.
367
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,573
They always throw
these stupid parties
368
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,375
Where everyone gets all,
you know, dressed up.
369
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,577
What are you doing?
370
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,046
Partying.
371
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,547
That's not partying.
372
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,015
What do you call partying?
373
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,684
Cocaine and sex.
What do you call partying?
374
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:35,553
I was never going
to have sex with you.
375
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,688
Why not?
376
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,889
'cause I hardly know you.
377
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,391
Yeah, but you're
a heroin addict.
378
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,559
Who says I'm an addict?
379
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,628
Who does heroin casually?
Get out.
380
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,963
So that's not a costume?
381
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,531
Go.
Okay. All right.
382
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,934
Katie: Go to sleep.
I love you.
383
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,304
Hey.
384
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,539
Hey.
385
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,641
Are you having
a good time?
386
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,977
Me and the guys
should get going.
387
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,311
No, stay.
388
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,946
You want me to stay?
389
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,649
Yes, I really want you
to stay.
390
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,984
No, you don't.
You're just drunk.
391
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,318
Come on.
Don't be silly.
392
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,620
We're all adults here.
393
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,455
It's not like
something's gonna happen.
394
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,956
I got to go.
395
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,392
Why?
396
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,996
'cause I want something
to happen
397
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:21,399
And it can't
and it never can.
398
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,468
No, no, no, no.
You're right.
399
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,803
You're right.
400
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,638
All right.
Goodbye, katie.
Bye.
401
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,513
Get out of my house!
402
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,916
Trevor,
it's not what it looks like.
403
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,819
Just get out!
Get out of my house.
404
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,458
Just check on courtney
every 30 minutes.
405
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,260
Okay?
406
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,534
How's everybody doing
this morning?
407
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,936
Fine.
408
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,205
That will teach you to go
to a party sober.
409
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,372
I just don't know
what happened.
410
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,109
Holy shit!
It's trevor.
411
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,644
What are we gonna do?
Trevor: Open the door!
412
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,679
I'm gonna get my gun.
413
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,147
When did you get
another gun?
414
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,815
After the cock fight,
before rehab.
415
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,150
Okay.
Go get your gun.
416
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,818
Don't get your gun.
Nobody get a gun.
417
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,020
Okay, okay.
God damn.
418
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,123
Trevor.
419
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,025
Jim.
420
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,527
Hey, uh, sorry again
for last night, man.
421
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,128
That was crazy.
422
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,131
You have to listen to me.
You screwed my wife.
423
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,367
But worse than that,
you screwed with my family.
424
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,803
Never screwed your wife.
Never had sex with your wife.
425
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,338
I had a kiss.
I just was --
426
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,074
Stop lying.
I've read her texts.
427
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,409
I've seen all the e-mails.
All right?
428
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,511
I know about the reunion,
yeah?
429
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,413
You reunited your cock
with her pussy!
430
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,915
Yeah.
All right?
431
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,450
So cut the bullshit.
432
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,888
Yeah, okay.
433
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,390
This is my family.
434
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,825
So you better step off.
435
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,593
What did you think
was gonna happen?
436
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,262
You were gonna
take the kids?
437
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,565
Where you gonna raise them?
Here?
438
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,333
In this place?
What are you gonna do?
439
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,568
Teach them
to be australian?
440
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,169
That will take
a couple of minutes.
441
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,738
Then what are you gonna do
after that?
442
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:10,241
You didn't think it through,
did you?
443
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,176
I'm a lawyer for a major firm,
all right?
444
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,945
I'm doing really well.
445
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:17,181
I'm not right at the top, but
I'm working my way up there.
446
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,384
Why don't you check out
my reviews on yelp?
447
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,286
Or linkedin?
You linkedin?
448
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,754
Probably not.
449
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,590
I can make this
really difficult for you.
450
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,891
She'll be in tears so much
451
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,192
You won't want to be
around her anymore.
452
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,461
So, go on. Have a go.
453
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,697
You want to have a go?
No.
454
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,465
No?
So what are you gonna do?
455
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,036
You'll never hear
from me again.
456
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,704
Okay.
457
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,707
Good. Well, make sure
that's the truth.
458
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:43,775
I promise.
459
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,213
I'm sorry, jim.
460
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,715
Are you okay?
461
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,950
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
462
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,318
Sit down. Let me get
some water for you.
463
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:58,056
No. No. It's -- it's, uh...
It's fine.
464
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,091
He's right.
He's right.
465
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,894
What did I think
was gonna happen?
466
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,429
Was katie gonna leave him
467
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,164
And -- and bring the three kids
to live here?
468
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:11,336
I have a career to fix.
469
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,838
Not a marriage to ruin.
470
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,843
I wish todd
would have done that.
471
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,981
Jesus, I need a drink.
That's all.
472
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,415
Well, get one.
I can't!
473
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,250
I promised boo-face here
I wouldn't have a drink.
474
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,952
Just get a drink.
475
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,020
Really?
476
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,488
Yeah.
477
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,156
It's obvious you got problems
right now.
478
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,158
It's not fair that you should
have to take on mine, as well.
479
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,626
Can we get a beer
for him, please?
480
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,295
Good job.
481
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,629
All right. Coming to the stage,
your next comedian.
482
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,298
You're gonna love him.
I got to go.
483
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,499
Man: You might recognize him
from his hbo special,
484
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,101
"I swear to god."
go get 'em, jimbo.
485
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,602
Don't be nervous. Picture them
in their underwear.
486
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,037
Please welcome jim jefferies.
It's gonna be great!
487
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,947
Hello.
488
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,281
Uh, hi.
489
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,717
I'd like to, um,
talk about gun control.
490
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,119
all right.
491
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,820
That's the response
I thought I'd get.
492
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,524
Now, in america, you had a
massacre where little kids died,
493
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:13,564
And your government went, "maybe
we'll get rid of the big guns."
494
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,733
And you all went,
"don't take my guns!"
495
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,136
Yeah, and this is where
it gets confusing.
496
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,505
Now, I-I stand up for your right
to have guns.
497
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,074
I stand up for your right
to be able to have them.
498
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,744
But what I don't stand up for
is bullshit arguments.
499
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,982
There is one argument and one
argument alone for having a gun.
500
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:32,917
And this is the argument.
501
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,386
off.
I like guns.
502
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,756
Then the next argument is,
503
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,426
"I should be allowed to have
a gun because I'm a hunter.
504
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,560
I hunt for sport."
505
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,761
No, you don't.
506
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,930
You hunt
because you're a dickhead.
507
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,265
Hunting is not a sport.
508
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,500
Sports have winners and losers.
509
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,203
When have you ever lost
at hunting?
510
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,274
When have you come home
and one of your kids is missing
511
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,875
And your wife's like,
"where's timmy?"
512
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,545
And you're like, "aww."
513
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:05,750
"the duck had a gun.
514
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,251
"he got us this time.
515
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,587
"but we'll get him next time,
you know?
516
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,955
At least it was fair."
517
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,623
See?
This is the thing, right?
518
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,560
People start going,
"you take the guns away, right,
519
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,695
"then only the bad people
will have guns.
520
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,630
Only the criminals
will have guns."
521
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,032
That's not true.
522
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,300
They took the guns away
in britain.
523
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,768
They took the guns away
in australia
524
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,536
And crime substantially dropped.
525
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,872
Now, you take the guns away,
people go,
526
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,273
"well, then the criminals
will just have guns."
527
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,976
It's not true because,
okay, the bushmaster gun
528
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,579
That killed all those kids
at sandy hook
529
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,380
Cost like $1,000 american.
530
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:42,053
The same gun in the black market
in australia costs $32,000.
531
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,822
Now, if you have $32,000,
532
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:50,761
You don't need to be a criminal
'cause you've got $32,000.
533
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,063
You're a great little saver.
534
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,464
Keep going.
You're a go-getter.
535
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,567
Okay.
536
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,803
The main argument with having
a gun is protection.
537
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,005
"I need it for protection.
I need it to protect my family.
538
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,107
It's very important that
I have a gun for protection."
539
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,675
We all know that's bullshit
540
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,310
Because they've proven
that if you have a gun,
541
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,979
You're 80% more likely to be
shot by that gun
542
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,181
Than to have someone else
shoot you with that gun.
543
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,783
Right? And what if you have it
in your house for protection
544
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,619
And then one of your kids
picks that gun up
545
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,154
And shoots another one
of your kids?
546
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,856
People go, "oh, that would
never happen in my house
547
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,958
"because I'm a responsible
gun owner.
548
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,927
I keep my guns locked up
in a safe."
549
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,264
Then they're no protection!
550
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,134
Someone comes in your house.
551
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,269
You're like,
"wait there, dickhead."
552
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,336
Aah!
553
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,372
"yeah!
554
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,674
Yeah, you've come into the wrong
house here, buddy boy."
555
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,709
Go back to australia,
asshole!
556
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,777
Sorry?
557
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:40,945
Go back to australia.
558
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,513
Here's my answer to that.
559
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,548
No.
560
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,786
I like living here.
It's great.
561
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,388
You know,
your first amendment says
562
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,456
That I can say that the second
amendment sucks dicks.
563
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,128
America.
564
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,729
Freedom of speech
is not just people
565
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,331
Being able to say
whatever they want.
566
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,200
It's also occasionally
you have to listen to things
567
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,701
You don't want to hear, right?
568
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,836
Of course you can change
the second amendment.
569
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,205
It's called an amendment.
570
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,006
See, many of you americans
need a thesaurus
571
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,641
More than you need
a constitution.
572
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,910
You know,
you've changed other things.
573
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,545
You used to have this thing
called -- what was it?
574
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,713
Slavery!
575
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,849
Remember when you had slavery
576
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,551
And you were all
really into slavery
577
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,186
And then someone came along,
went, "all right, that's it.
578
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,654
No more slaves."
579
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,490
And 50% of you went,
"don't take my slaves!
580
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,160
"why should I have my slaves
taken off me?
581
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:31,696
"I'm a responsible slave owner.
582
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,932
My slaves are locked up
in a safe."
583
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,236
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you very much.
584
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,370
Good night.
585
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,410
Wow.
586
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,082
Man: Hey!
587
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,350
Don't worry about it.
588
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,419
Hey.
589
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,688
Can we help you?
590
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,523
You need to learn
to shut your mouth.
591
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,392
It's always something.
592
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,394
You don't walk away
from me, man.
593
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,695
Steve: Jim!
594
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,198
jim!
595
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,532
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Jim!
596
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,867
Jim! Jim!
597
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,302
Jim!
598
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,870
Oh, god!
599
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,605
Oh, my god!
Jim!
600
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,806
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