Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,553
Jim, listen to me.
You could stab someone, right?
2
00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,455
You could get a hummer
from a tranny.
3
00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,657
You could stab that tranny
while you're getting a hummer.
4
00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,459
Those are all things
that I can work with.
5
00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,560
But rape?
Mnh-mnh.
6
00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,229
I didn't do anything.
7
00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,231
It was just a joke that --
they're overreacting.
8
00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,233
I know that.
The point is is they don't.
9
00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,135
Look, jim.
I've been all over this.
10
00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:39,171
But when you get fired
and the movie turns out great --
11
00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,539
Have you seen it?
No.
12
00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,341
Oh, my god.
The guy is amazing.
13
00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:44,676
And the girl in it,
she's all over the press
14
00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,478
Talking about how you're --
the --
15
00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,681
Yeah. The situation --
how that improved her acting.
16
00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,316
So you can imagine.
17
00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:53,752
This is a pretty steep hill
to climb here in hollywood.
18
00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:58,357
It's what they believe,
not what's real.
19
00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,659
So we just need something
to change that.
20
00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:03,395
Like what?
I have no idea.
21
00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:06,999
I got it.
22
00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:08,534
Do more stand-up.
23
00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:11,236
Your solution --
"keep doing what you're doing"?
24
00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,672
All right. You have a point.
Look, I got this, right?
25
00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,340
It's this rich lawyer.
26
00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,242
His daughter wants a comic
to play her 16th birthday party.
27
00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,545
No.
I'm not doing a kid's party.
28
00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,679
It's easy.
29
00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,514
You show up,
you say a few jokes,
30
00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,050
Maybe take a dance with her,
try not to rape her.
31
00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:27,219
No.
Jim, you're broke.
32
00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,124
No. No.
Okay.
33
00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,892
I tried.
Good meeting.
34
00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,894
Hey, will you see if paul mooney
will play that bitch's party?
35
00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:36,728
Who?
36
00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,264
I j-- paul mooney!
37
00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,102
Ready for your p.T.?
38
00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,636
I guess.
39
00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:45,971
Come, come.
40
00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,706
So, how's ramona?
41
00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,707
She's fine.
42
00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,110
Oh, she's super fine.
43
00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,111
Okay.
44
00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,112
Yes.
45
00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,715
Saw a bar
down the end of the block.
46
00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,385
Just one. Why not?
We got an hour.
47
00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:02,321
There you go.
Just one.
48
00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,456
Ow! Jesus, raul!
Are you mad at me?
49
00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,125
I have to work you
extra hard.
50
00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,127
you seem very,
very loose!
51
00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,329
Really?
You think?
52
00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,964
Has ramona
been stretching you?
53
00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,165
no, no, no.
54
00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,100
Uh, I'm on
this new medication.
55
00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,469
Mm. Not bad.
Suits you very well.
56
00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,505
Thanks.
Ow!
57
00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:23,242
I hate being without em.
I miss her so much.
58
00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,177
Em?
59
00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,348
My daughter.
Your granddaughter?
60
00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,849
Oh, yeah.
61
00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,417
Yeah.
How's she doing?
62
00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:33,318
Good?
63
00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,021
Is ramona picking you up
today?
64
00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,357
No. Steve and my dad
are waiting for me.
65
00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,292
Does she like
filipino men?
66
00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,693
Why don't you ask her
yourself?
67
00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,862
Oh. You inviting me for lunch
or something?
68
00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,864
All right, dude.
You're getting creepy.
69
00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,032
To divorce!
70
00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:47,866
Yeah!
71
00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,170
And depression!
72
00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:58,944
To living on my son's sofa,
huh?!
73
00:02:58,946 --> 00:02:59,978
Yeah.
74
00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:06,018
Oh, shit.
Where are they?
75
00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:09,821
Hey, uh, raul, reach in my bag
and grab the phone.
76
00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,323
Text "I'm here."
77
00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,524
Okay.
78
00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,159
Also there's a spare key
in there.
79
00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,894
Uh, unlock the door.
I want to get in.
80
00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,129
I'm tired.
81
00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:19,798
Yeah!
What a bunch of great guys!
82
00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,301
Yeah.
One guy said obama's the devil.
83
00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,403
This way.
This way.
84
00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,040
He had some good points.
85
00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:31,643
E-ever notice how pointy
the president's face is?
86
00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,149
Hey!
87
00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:39,851
Hey!
88
00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:42,487
There's somebody in here,
man!
89
00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:49,361
I'm gonna kill steve.
90
00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:50,762
Hi, jim.
91
00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,097
I'm -- I'm ringing up
about that party.
92
00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,065
How much
did that party pay?
93
00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,367
Um, paul mooney took it.
94
00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,035
Mooney took it?
95
00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,270
Sorry, jim.
96
00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,005
All right.
Never mind.
97
00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,709
Beelzebub in the white house.
98
00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,011
W-where's the van?
99
00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,446
What van?
100
00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,081
Where'd we park?
101
00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,016
Park what?
102
00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,584
The van, dad.
103
00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,920
no idea, son.
104
00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,256
oh, he texted me.
105
00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,691
What -- what's he say?
"I'm here."
106
00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:23,262
Well, he's clearly not,
because he's not, and we are.
107
00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,796
Damn it, billy!
108
00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,598
Hey, raul!
109
00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,933
Where's the van?
110
00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,269
Oh.
Billy is inside.
111
00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:35,907
Oh. Well, when he comes out,
tell him that we're at the bar.
112
00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,110
Find the van,
'cause it's not here.
113
00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:40,379
No.
Billy is inside.
114
00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,613
You said that!
115
00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,714
The van.
116
00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,149
Yes. The van.
The van.
117
00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:46,818
Tell...Him...We're...
Out...Here!
118
00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,989
what?
119
00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,924
Let's check down there.
120
00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:56,328
And no more drinking
till later.
121
00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,397
Probably on
the wrong block.
122
00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:03,802
Hello?!
123
00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:07,406
Could somebody help me, please?!
124
00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,941
I'm gonna die.
125
00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,778
Time number eight is gonna be
in a tow yard.
126
00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:17,282
Hello?!
127
00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:18,250
Hey!
128
00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:20,519
Oh, please see me.
129
00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,587
Thank god.
130
00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,089
Hey, man!
131
00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,590
Hey!
132
00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,759
There's somebody in here!
Hey, man!
133
00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,294
Please! Please!
134
00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,962
Yeah!
Yeah! Hey!
135
00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:33,465
Oh. Shh. Ooh.
136
00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,600
Where have you guys been?
137
00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,002
Father-son drinking.
138
00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,670
Good example there,
walter.
139
00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,839
Kidding me? It was hard
keeping up with this guy.
140
00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,307
I know.
141
00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:44,643
So, jim, turns out we have
a slight problem.
142
00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:45,977
This looks tasty.
143
00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,546
Dad, are you gonna
get high?
144
00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,947
Is the pope catholic?
145
00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,982
I don't know. They got
a new pope, didn't they?
146
00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,317
Is he catholic?
147
00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:53,685
Wow.
I'm gonna get high with my dad.
148
00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,153
This is awesome.
149
00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,489
This is all very inspiring,
but where's billy?
150
00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,990
We lost him.
Oh, no.
151
00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,659
"lost" is a harsh word.
152
00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:01,693
We misplaced him.
153
00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,861
How did you lose billy?
154
00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,663
Well, technically,
we lost the van.
155
00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,164
How did you lose
the van?!
156
00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,867
It turns out billy was in
the van, so we lost him too.
157
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,402
No. Misplaced.
158
00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,870
And you're doing what
about it now?
159
00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,305
We're talking about it,
jim.
160
00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:15,173
What? Geez. God!
161
00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,809
Hello?
162
00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,212
Hey. Jim?
Listen. It's me, billy.
163
00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,880
I can't hear you.
164
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:26,718
I'm trapped in the van
in a tow yard in culver city!
165
00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,087
Billy's in a tow yard.
166
00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,589
Well, there you go, jimmy.
167
00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:34,092
We talked about it,
and now we've found him.
168
00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,261
We should talk about
choco tacos.
169
00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,363
We'll find them.
170
00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,898
Man: Silver van, right?
Jim: Yeah.
171
00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,400
Yeah.
Here it is.
172
00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,402
It's, uh, $2,963.
173
00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,936
It can't be $2,900.
It was a tow.
174
00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,805
It was like four blocks.
This is a mistake.
175
00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,676
Yeah. It's repo.
It's four months late, man.
176
00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,845
You got tax, fees, penalties --
all kinds of shit.
177
00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,280
Here you go.
Four months?
178
00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,681
That's a mistake.
179
00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:58,950
A mistake like leaving
your brother in a van?
180
00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,286
We didn't leave you in the van.
It was repossessed.
181
00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,754
Raul said you were inside.
182
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,457
Yes, inside!
Inside the van, steve!
183
00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:06,792
You weren't there.
He didn't say that.
184
00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,527
He said you were --
we sent you a text!
185
00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,529
Ernesto, do you have a --
I was in that van
for four hours!
186
00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,364
Shut up!
187
00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:14,699
You take credit card,
ernesto?
188
00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,701
Yeah. Sure thing.
Thank you.
189
00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:18,470
I j--
I can't believe you forgot me.
190
00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:19,905
You just left me there!
191
00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,407
Well, shit happens.
Yeah, shit does happen.
192
00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,242
But you don't leave
a disabled guy in a van
193
00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,544
For four hours, steve.
194
00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,379
I mean,
what were you even doing?
195
00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:29,214
Guess.
196
00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,916
Drinking.
197
00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,717
And w-where was dad?
198
00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,119
He was buying the drinks.
199
00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,387
Well, that's
just perfect.
200
00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:36,822
You know,
I never thought I'd be
201
00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,056
The responsible one
in the group.
No joke.
202
00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,224
It's very exciting.
203
00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,059
It's, uh, declined.
You got another one?
204
00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,328
Is that the card
with the dog on it?
Actually, no.
205
00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,729
This is the one
with the down syndrome kid
206
00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,131
With a bunch of medals.
207
00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,899
The special olympic card?
That's a good card.
208
00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,734
Look.
You got to help us out, man.
209
00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:52,070
We need that van.
It's got his wheelchair in it.
210
00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,272
Yeah, but no money, no van.
That's how it works over here.
211
00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,775
This is a mistake.
I've paid this bill.
212
00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,276
Hey, excuse me. Hey.
Can I...
213
00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,978
You see the sign here?
Hold on a minute.
214
00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,812
Yeah, if could just do that
outside, I'd appreciate it.
215
00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,113
I'll be like a second.
216
00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,815
No, just one sec--
let's do it outside.
217
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,116
Look.
L-let's do it outside.
218
00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,017
I'm just calling --
see the sign?
219
00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:06,985
Let's go.
220
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,753
Let's move.
Thank you.
221
00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:09,788
You too.
222
00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,490
Yogi. Let's go.
Come on.
223
00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:12,991
Thanks for your help,
jim.
224
00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:17,996
I hate this hold music.
225
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,798
Why do they put you on hold?
No one enjoys the music.
226
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,466
I can't believe you missed
a car payment, steve.
227
00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:24,336
I can't believe it.
I screwed up, okay?
228
00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,171
You hbeen making
the payments, right?
229
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,806
Steve?
230
00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,175
Of course I made
the payments.
231
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,510
Steve?
232
00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,045
oh, god.
233
00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,281
"oh, god" what, steve?
234
00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,483
Oh, I just --
I had to get a --
235
00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,319
I got an attorney
to try to get em back.
236
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,889
And I lost my job.
237
00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,857
You don't have a job?
How long, steve?
238
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,492
How long
have you not had a job for?
239
00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,327
I don't know.
Like four months, I guess.
240
00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,997
Oh.
I think right around the same
time I got the attorney.
241
00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,366
And then last month
you gave me that credit card
242
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,001
To go buy groceries,
243
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,703
And I gave three grand
to that dickhead attorney,
244
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,072
And that's probably why the card
doesn't work now, so...
245
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,841
Where have you been going
every day?!
246
00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,209
The bar.
I knew it.
247
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,911
I knewit.
Oh, yeah.
248
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:09,180
Well, you know, I also charged
a couple drinks on the card,
249
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,749
And I got
an awesome blossom.
250
00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,752
Ow!
251
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,589
You've been getting drunk
at chili's?
252
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,992
Well...It's happy hour.
253
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,427
You're a loser, steve.
254
00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:25,030
You are a freakin' loser.
255
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,332
Yeah. You think you got to
tell me that?
256
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,568
We're gonna be homeless!
Oh, you're so dramatic!
257
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,002
What's all the ruckus?
258
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,771
Dumb-ass here spent
all of our money
259
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,439
And didn't pay
any of the bills.
260
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,775
All right, all right, all right.
I'll see if I can help.
261
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,610
Maybe you can help.
You are his dad.
262
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,546
Steve owes $2,900
on the van alone.
263
00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,048
Dollars?
264
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,116
Yeah. That's what I thought.
Thanks, walter.
265
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,018
What other bills
didn't you pay, steve?
266
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,286
None of it.
267
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,221
I didn't pay shit.
268
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,856
Man: Hi. This is chase
credit card services.
Oh, my god.
269
00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,458
Hey.
Yeah. Jim jefferies.
270
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,093
What's your card number?
I already put my numbers in.
271
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,027
Yeah. Look.
272
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,228
I-I had a credit card
273
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,731
That I tried to use
at a, um, at a tow yard,
274
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,866
And, uh, it got declined.
275
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,735
And I was wondering
if you could just get my card
276
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,203
Back up and running,
please.
277
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,705
No problem, sir. We can increase
your credit limit.
278
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:07,806
You'll up my credit limit?
Okay.
279
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,208
Uh, thank you.
Have a nice night.
280
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,010
We'll get the car
in the morning.
281
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,247
That bong really knocked my dick
into the dirt.
282
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,217
bill-- billy's in the van.
283
00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,489
dad's high as balls, billy.
284
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,225
I hate you.
285
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,467
God, billy.
286
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,601
I'm sorry, dude.
287
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,169
Ow!
288
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,438
Where's my chair?
289
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,841
What?
My chair's not in here.
290
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,477
Shit. I'll talk to ernesto.
Hold on.
291
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,845
Follow him.
What?!
292
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,647
Follow him!
You bitch.
293
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,749
Ernesto: You guys down
for that threesome or what?
294
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,117
Those stairs suck!
Yeah. You know what's up.
295
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,852
Billy:
Hey! Where's my chair?
296
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,353
Hey, we paid you $2,900.
297
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,955
That chair
was expensive!
298
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,623
Calm down, okay?
299
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,158
Hi, ernesto.
300
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,127
Um, we have a few problems here,
obviously.
301
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,095
And I'm sure
you can help us out.
302
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,164
No. That ain't my problem, man.
You can read the sign, right?
303
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,866
Yeah. No. I've --
I've seen the sign. I have.
304
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,300
See, here's the thing.
305
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,536
It was on your lot,
and it's a big wheelchair.
306
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,505
It's not like losing
a bit of coins or something.
307
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,839
Someone obviously
stole it.
308
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,541
You can see he's disabled
and he needs it to live.
309
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,809
So if there's any way --
310
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,177
Yeah.
No, I can't help you out, man.
311
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,779
The sign is in black and white,
all right?
312
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,047
This is bullshit!
313
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,716
Ernesto, he's kind of disabled,
so --
314
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,785
Look --
if you point at that sign!
What are you gonna do, huh?
315
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,653
You're gonna hear
from my lawyer! That's what!
316
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,554
Grab billy.
317
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,690
Is your phone
in your chair?
318
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,658
Yeah.
Oh, I'll just call it.
319
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,360
Don't.
If you call, they'll answer it.
320
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,228
While it's still on,
we can track it.
321
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,630
You can do that?
Yeah.
322
00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:39,998
I've got it.
323
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,900
What?
Okay. Good.
324
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,368
Uh, turn left.
325
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,070
No. Right.
Right, right, right.
326
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,573
Okay.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
327
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,508
U-turn.
I'm sorry. U-turn.
328
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,976
Turn around.
329
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,312
Oh, my god, steve.
Well, I --
330
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,915
All right. Let's go
mess with those bitches.
331
00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,151
Oh, man.
332
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,153
It stopped
in lincoln park.
333
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,488
Oh, no.
334
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,323
That's a really bad
neighborhood.
335
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,059
So what? Man up.
We're getting my chair back.
336
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,394
Oh! Stop!
This is it!
337
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,864
Holy shit.
That's it, right?
338
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,533
Hell yes.
Those bitches.
339
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,336
I wouldn't call them bitches.
Not to their face.
340
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,271
You see the journey
and guns 'n' roses stickers
341
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,673
And the dent on the side
342
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,007
From when I was drunk
at the boardwalk?
343
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,175
That's my chair!
344
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,543
Let's just leave it.
What?
345
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,045
Yeah.
You don't need that chair.
346
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,280
Are you kidding?
We're gonna get it back.
347
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,424
What do you think
about that one, homes?
348
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,760
Uh, billy, let me talk to them,
all right?
349
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,595
No.
Just let him, billy.
350
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,704
You guys playing chess?
351
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,541
Go away, ese.
You're bothering us.
352
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,978
That chair you're sitting in --
I don't know if --
353
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,880
What disability you've got.
354
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,648
I don't know if you need --
oh, my god!
355
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,283
Billy! Billy!
Look, I --
356
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,818
That's our chair.
That's my friend's chair there.
357
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,486
And we --
we kind of need it back.
358
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,588
And I don't know how you got it,
and I don't care, right?
359
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,590
Doesn't -- doesn't bother me.
You might have found it.
360
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,259
You probably found it.
Nothing illegal, I'm sure.
361
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,727
It's my chair.
362
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,462
It's got his stickers
on it.
Yeah.
363
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,830
I like journey.
364
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,099
Look, you look like
a very reasonable guy
365
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:27,005
With a neck tattoo of a caved-in
benjamin franklin face
366
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:31,309
That looks like a bullet hole
inside a hundred-dollar note.
367
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,644
A hundry.
That's not right.
368
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,312
You don't call them hundries,
do you?
369
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,847
What do you -- what do you --
what do you call them
370
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,249
When you're trying to move
product on the street?
371
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,918
Benjamins!
372
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,519
When you're out there
doing business
373
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,188
With your homies
on the street,
374
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,190
Stacking up benjamins
like a fiend.
375
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:48,259
It looks awfully real.
376
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,694
That's 'cause it is.
377
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,696
How do you think I got
in this chair, dumb-ass?
378
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,665
Ah!
'cause he got shot!
379
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,600
That's how!
Am I right?!
380
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,702
In the neck --
he got shot.
381
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,637
Ah!
382
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,874
I feel like me and you have
gotten off on the wrong foot.
383
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,375
We could be friends.
384
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,644
I -- my name's jim.
And your name would be?
385
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,046
Sin nombre.
386
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,848
Sin nombre.
That's a nice name.
387
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,649
All right. I've had enough.
I've --
388
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,785
Did you just say
your name was "no name"?
389
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,453
That's really stupid,
dude.
390
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,988
Come on, now.
He's not stupid.
391
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,291
He obviously knows that no name
is an actual name.
392
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,026
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
393
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,962
'cause you can say it and then
people can respond to it.
394
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,631
Like, "hey, no name!"
and you -- you turn around.
395
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,701
But if your name was actually
no name, people would go,
396
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,537
"have you met my friend..."
397
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,641
See, that pause there
is where -- the -- you're...
398
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,310
Uh, ernesto.
399
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,246
We know e-ernesto.
400
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,647
Hey, you know
this is my brother, right?
401
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,848
What the hell
are you doing here?
402
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,250
That's --
that's our chair.
403
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,851
Remember the chair?
That's the chair.
404
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,686
No, no, no.
You could read the sign, right?
405
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,221
All right.
Listen up, you shitheads.
406
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,156
You stole
my goddamn wheelchair.
407
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:55,693
And you -- you need to get your
candy ass out of it right now.
408
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,596
For a cripple,
you got balls, homey.
409
00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,864
Yeah.
You have no idea.
410
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,366
Oh, I got lots of balls,
man.
411
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,367
Ram him, steve.
412
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,868
Steve, don't. Don't.
Uh...
413
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:04,903
You're doing it now.
Billy: Ram him!
414
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,404
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey.
415
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,872
There. You like that?
Do it again!
416
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,741
Uh, y-you're gonna hurt
one of your feet.
417
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,175
Yeah, you like that?
Again, steve!
Stop that, little guy.
418
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,377
What are you doing?
Jim: Like slow jousting.
419
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,913
Yeah.
Stop that, little punk.
420
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,347
No name.
421
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,417
What a stupid name.
And you know what?
422
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,620
I bet you can't even play chess
like a real disabled man.
423
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,622
I could whip your ass.
424
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,257
Hey!
Now you're going too far, man.
425
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,393
What you talking about?
I said let's get it on!
426
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,961
Let's play chess
for the chair!
427
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,363
Uh, b-billy, let's --
let's talk about this.
428
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,932
It's all right.
429
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,867
They've already got
the chair.
430
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,068
And I could win this.
431
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,437
Hey, can you do this
or what?
432
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,638
Is he good?
433
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,607
Well, he could beat
rodney.
434
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,641
Ernesto:
You got this?
435
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,776
Is that good?
436
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,311
All they do is play chess
at the home.
437
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,779
Rodney's standing champ.
438
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,047
So if we win, what do we get?
439
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,415
What?
What?
What?
440
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,983
When we win, what do we get?
441
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,284
Yeah.
442
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,053
Pride.
443
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,821
You get the van.
444
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,990
The chair's useless
without the van and vice versa.
445
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,059
Plus, they cost about the same,
so let's go.
446
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,827
I'm calm, cool, and collected.
Let's handle it.
447
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,562
Let's get it on!
448
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,664
Well, roll your little ass over
there, then, and let's play.
449
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,832
Roll me over there.
Move!
450
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,168
Knight to c3.
451
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,070
That's the horse, right?
It's the horse.
452
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,838
There we go.
453
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,406
Hit the timer.
454
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,747
Pawn to d4.
455
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,259
Damn it.
456
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,961
Bishop to c4.
457
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,262
Billy, this one --
458
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,197
No.
459
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,331
Chill.
460
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,268
Check.
461
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,606
What do you want me
to do?
462
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,180
Queen to d4.
463
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,454
That's check.
464
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,324
That's checkmate.
Checkmate.
465
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,159
That's checkmate!
That's checkmate!
466
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,293
Checkmate, bitches!
467
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,530
Take that, bitches!
468
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,298
Read the sign, eh?
469
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,000
Read the sign.
470
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,174
Well, they got the van now.
471
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,849
Oh, my god!
What happened to you?!
472
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,217
Billy, are you all right?
473
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,552
Yeah. I'm good.
474
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,720
I'm good, too.
Thanks.
475
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,388
Where's walter?
476
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,224
He left.
He needed a...Choke-o taco.
477
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,726
Choco taco.
Choco taco.
Choco taco.
478
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,594
Choco -- whatever it is!
What is going on here?
479
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:47,698
Well, we found billy,
but we lost the chair.
480
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,067
You lost billy
and the chair?
481
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,501
And the van.
And the van?
482
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,103
Got billy back.
You got billy back.
483
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:55,073
Okay. Please don't make me
drag this out of you, jim.
484
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,541
Walter and steve
went out drinking,
485
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,042
And they left billy
locked in the van.
486
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,210
Yesterday.
Yesterday?
487
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,878
And the van
got towed away
488
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,280
Because steve
hasn't been paying the bills.
Steve.
489
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,248
For like four months.
Four months?
490
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,784
And the guy at the tow yard
stole billy's wheelchair
491
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,086
From the van,
492
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,354
So we had to play
a game of chess for the van.
493
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,056
You played a game of chess
for the van?
494
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,225
We had to.
They already had the chair.
495
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:14,959
And you lost?
496
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,694
No. We won.
You won?
497
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,130
Then they beat us up, kept
the chair, and took the van.
498
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,298
They took the van?
Yeah.
499
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,466
Beat you up?
Yeah.
500
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,800
And kept the chair?
Sure did.
501
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,635
But I got my phone back.
502
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,538
Where are these boys?
503
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,806
Is this true?!
504
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,641
A son of mine
stole a wheelchair
505
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,810
From a guy with m.D.?!
506
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,078
Ernesto did it.
507
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,647
Shut up, darren.
Darren.
508
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,483
That's a way better name
than no name.
509
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,885
It's the stupidest name ever.
510
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,529
Last month, he stole cocaine.
Hmm?
511
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:08,079
Both of you, what do you have
to say to these nice people?
512
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,615
What?
513
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,183
Sorry.
We're sorry.
514
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,417
It's okay.
515
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,453
And?
516
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,954
And what?
517
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,991
"we will never do it
again."
518
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,326
We'll never do it again.
We'll never do it again.
519
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,428
Well, that's...
Janice: And?
520
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,197
What do you boys have
to say back?
521
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,300
Well, um...
522
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,801
We're s-- we're --
we're sorry?
523
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,336
No.
524
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,372
We'll never do it again either.
We'll never do it again.
525
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,974
No, no, no.
You're so stupid.
526
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,476
"thank you very much."
527
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,144
Oh! Yeah, we can do that.
Oh.
528
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,312
No way!
529
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,847
We're not saying thank you
530
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,649
For them giving back something
they stole.
531
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,318
All right.
Fine.
532
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,120
Thank you, mrs. Hernandez,
533
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,856
For giving us back something
we already owned.
534
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,991
Thanks, mrs. Hernandez.
Gracias por todos.
535
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,894
Good...Boys. Good boys.
All right.
536
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,863
Um, I need for you all
to go out.
537
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,465
Um, I'm gonna speak
to mrs. Hernandez alone.
538
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,038
My sons.
They're idiots.
539
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,239
Yeah.
540
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,540
Mine are total morons.
541
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,543
I found a ball.
You want to play?
542
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,511
No.
No.
543
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,745
Why don't you
go play?
544
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,215
I think I slid
in some dog shit back --
545
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,649
Yeah.
We're cool, man.
546
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,051
Oh,
that's terrible, man.
547
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,919
Why is he playing ball
by himself?
548
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,055
We put so much attention
on billy,
549
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,057
I think we forgot
about steve.
550
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,426
Maybe that's why
he's so strange.
551
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,429
Hey, you don't have
any of that coke, do you?
552
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,598
For purchase,
perchance?
553
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,765
I wish I had girls.
554
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,434
My daughter is good.
555
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,569
She's in college.
556
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,772
Somehow she just managed
to avoid all this stuff.
557
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,108
I hear what you're
saying, ese.
Mm-hmm.
558
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,710
Got it.
559
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,045
It's my kid, so it's not like
I'm gonna give up, right?
560
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,780
I mean,
I didn't make the car payments.
561
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:50,848
The lawyer burned me.
562
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,717
It's the right thing to do,
right?
563
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,952
That's how lawyers are, man.
I feel you.
564
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:59,290
So this, uh...Lawyer
you're talking about, though,
565
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,025
He's at 16th and colorado,
right?
566
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,860
Yeah, he is, man.
567
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,998
So, uh, what kind of car
does he drive?
568
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,068
Man:
Hey, what the hell?!
569
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,703
Hey, man, that's my car!
570
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,940
Hey!
Hey, come back, asshole!
39610
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
