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[THUNDER BOOMING]
[MUSIC]
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[SCREAMING]
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DR. GILLMAN: Humans! The most
dangerous creatures on Earth!
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They mock us!
[GROWLING]
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They disembowel us!
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They eat us!
[GASPING]
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Come on, humans don't eat us.
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You saw the movie, Mavis.
Movies don't lie.
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I'm going to need a volunteer.
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How does that always happen?
[GRUNTS]
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- Now, young lady...
- Huh?
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Suppose you have the terrible,
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terrible luck of happening
upon a human teenager...
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- What do you do?
- Well, I guess I'd try...
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Booga-booga-booga!
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Funny, Hank!
[ALL LAUGHING]
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- All right!
- Yes, but will booga-booga work
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against their superhuman strength?!
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You see?
Science!
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And remember, should you ever
encounter a human, beware.
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Beware!
Bewaaare!
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[VOICE DISTORTED]
Beware! Beware! Beware!
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Got a sound board for my...
[VOCALIZING] # Birthday #
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[LAUGHING]
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That was scarier than
the time I saw Pedro
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putting scream cheese in his armpits.
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[LAUGHING]
Yeah, that was kinda weird...
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wait, you saw that?
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Relax. You can't
listen to Dr. Gillman.
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Humans are like ghosts.
They're more afraid of us.
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[SCREAMING]
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I dunno. They did some unspeakable
things to that poor pumpkin.
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Okay, I'll prove it to you.
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And how are you gonna do that?
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ALL: Oh...
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Seriously, how?
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[MUSIC]
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I can't watch!
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[HIGH-PITCHED XYLOPHONE
NOISES SOUNDING]
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- Will you stop that?
- Sorry. It's just so awesome.
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I-I'm done. Promise.
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[FLATULENCE NOISES]
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Right. Got it.
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[COW LOWING]
Can't help myself!
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[KLAXON AND STEAM HORN SOUNDING]
Whoops! My bad!
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You can do this.
Nothing to be afraid of.
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What's the worst that can happen?
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[GROWLING]
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Ah! Okay, what's the second
worst that can happen?
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[BREATHING DEEPLY]
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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WOMAN: Oh good, you're early!
We're in a rush!
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She's a goner.
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- Dibs on her stuff.
- Rats...
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[YELLING] Donald!
The babysitter's here!
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DONALD: Okay! Ready in a jiff!
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Babysitter?
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Wow. The future is now.
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[KNOCKING]
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You're still undead!
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Unless you're a human
in a Mavis costume!
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- Show yourself, imposter!
- Hey.
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I'm not only undead, I'm inside!
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Nobody ever invites vampires inside.
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This is so awesome!
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
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[DISTANT LAUGHTER]
They're coming back! Hide!
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What're you doing?
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I dunno! I panicked!
Why'd you do it?
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- I was following you!
- I just like to jump.
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Okay, the baby's already asleep.
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Oh, isn't she adorable?
[SNORING]
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So, you know, there's
really not much to do.
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'Cept read our diaries and eat
the emergency marshmallow reserves.
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[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
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Ignore him.
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If you're bored, you can
always read my best seller.
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MAVIS: "Monsters Are Not Your Friends"?
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You never can be too careful
with those creatures
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across the way.
[MUSIC]
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[GULPING]
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[BEEPING]
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FEMALE VOICE: Security enabled.
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And whatever you do...
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do not open the door
for anyone!
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[NERVOUSLY] Uh, sure?
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Have fun!
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That thing is amazing!
My turn, my turn!
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Wendy, don't!
[WHIRRING]
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[BEEPING]
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[CLANGING]
[CHIRPING]
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[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING]
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[THUD]
I think he took that pretty well.
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So, we're alone in a human house.
And now what?
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You heard the lady.
Time for some babysitting!
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[SNORING]
[MUSIC]
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I... have a better idea.
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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ All alone in a human house ♪
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♪ Ain't no monster
that's as quiet as a mouse! ♪
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♪ All alone in a human house ♪
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♪ Hey, check it out,
Hank found a blouse! ♪
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[HOWLING]
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♪ Hu-man house!
Hu-man house! ♪
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♪ We're all alone
in a hu-man house! ♪
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♪ Hu-man house!
Hu-man house! ♪
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♪ We're all alone
in a hu-man house! ♪
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[BARKING AND HOWLING]
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[INSTRUMENTAL PART]
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HANK: Fire, fire, fire!
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Make... it... stop!
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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You guys, they've got a
Wendy-sized
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swimming pool in there!
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[BUBBLING]
And sushi!
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I would just like to point out
how much fun we had
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and how not scary humans are.
Just like I said.
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Trust me. There is absolutely,
positively, nothing to be scared of.
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[LOUD BANGING]
[ALL GASP]
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R-Really set myself up for that.
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Ugh! Paranoid Mrs. Cartwright,
um, lock me out?
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Like I want your kid wiping
boogers on me anyway.
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[DIALING]
[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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Uh, yeah it's Zoe.
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Your crazy security is on again.
I can't get inside.
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But, I already let you in.
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Duh, no. There's some interloper
trying to steal my job.
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I'm throwin' serious shade
her way, but it's not working.
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- Other baby sitter?
- Yeah, and also...
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ugh, monsters.
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[STAMMERING] M-M-M-Monsters?
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[YELLING] My baby!
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"Tuna tartare." I wonder if I
can get the tartar on the side.
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FEMALE VOICE:
Maximum security initiated.
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Ah! What's happening?
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[RUMBLING]
[WHIRRING]
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[BABY COOING]
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- The nose picker!
- Ma-ma...
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[GASPING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Sorry, but the moment was
just begging for it.
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Who's the little gargoyle?
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And can you believe it?
Like, not even a ride home!
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[SCREAMING]
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- Nice driving, lady!
- Mommy's comin'!
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There you go.
Wa-wa.
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See? Nothing to be afraid of.
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[CRASHING]
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You really gotta know when to quit.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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You monsters don't know who
you're dealing with!
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[SCREAMING]
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Sorry, sorry!
Please, don't eat us!
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[GROWLING]
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I can't believe how wrong I was.
Humans aren't just scary.
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They're terrifying!
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Uh, how long before they turn
us into cookies and eat us?
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Mavis, I don't wanna be eaten
by a buncha cookie makers!
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- What do we do?
- We fight back, that's what.
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- That's an umbrella.
- I know.
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Okay, okay, let's see what
this wolf-puppy can do.
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[BEEPING]
Siren?
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[ALARM SOUNDING]
[SCREAMING]
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Ooh, try water cannon.
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Paint balls!
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[YELPING]
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[SOBBING]
[MUSIC]
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"Ejector?"
Whaddya think that does?
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[SCREAMING]
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[DISTANT CRASH]
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[THUDDING]
It's on the roof!
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[STRAINING]
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Oh!
Mavis, it's in the chimney!
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[STRAINING]
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Where's the chimney
ejector button? Ah-ha!
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[SNIFFING]
[RUMBLING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMING ANGRILY]
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[MONSTERS SCREAMING]
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PEDRO: Somebody help us!
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Where's my baby?!
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Open... the... door!
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We gotta get out of here!
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[POWERING DOWN]
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- Yes! Nice work, Hank!
- Uh, yeah, thanks.
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[ANGRY SCREAMING]
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[SIREN SOUNDING]
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OFFICER: Freeze, Monster!
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Nooo!
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[GIGGLING]
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Shh...
[GIGGLING]
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I am not a monster!
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We'll take it from here,
young lady. Good job.
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Just, um, another
human doing human things
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- like, ah, any ol' human would.
- Hmph.
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See?
What'd I tell you guys.
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"Humans are nothing to be afraid of."
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[YELLING] Donald!
[SOBBING]
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So what're you having, hon?
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Kitty?
Kitty bird?
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[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING]
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What? We go where
the gigs are, man.
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[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING]
[CLAPPING]
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[MUSIC]
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Time for some Phlegm Ball.
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[NECK CRACKING]
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[GROWLING]
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Neck cracking sound!
[GROWLING]
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[BOTH GROWLING]
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[NOISE MAKER SOUNDING]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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Yay!
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[SCREAMING]
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- All right!
- Fight the good fight, Mavis!
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♪ Phlegm ball! ♪
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♪ That's the name of the game ♪
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♪ Bigfoot horks a loogie
and the ball's in play ♪
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♪ Chase it ♪
♪ hustle after that gob ♪
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♪ It's slimy, it's drippy,
booger as big as a dog ♪
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♪ Spook it ♪
♪ you gotta scare that sucka straight ♪
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♪ Pick up, drag it back,
slam it in it's home ♪
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♪ Time to show them monsters
that they just got ♪
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♪ owned! ♪
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Yes!
[GROWLING]
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Yeah, I'm just gonna say it...
Phlegm Ball is weird.
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Ugh. Vampires are super gross, dude.
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Yeah.
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Who's the undisputed
Phlegm Ball champ?
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- Yay!
- This vampire!
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Bravo Mavis,
you truly are champion...
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Not!
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[CHUCKLING]
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Oh, you're over there.
Turn around, turn around!
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- Klaus.
- Come now, why so glum?
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You should be overcome with joy
to see your favorite cousin Klaus
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- straight from the 12th century!
- Hi, Klaus!
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It's "Klaush!"
[MUSIC]
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- Whatever, dude.
- Anyhoo, I heard someone
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was getting a little
too big for her britches
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and needed to be taught a lesson.
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[SNAPPING] Ball!
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[MUSIC]
244
00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:23,170
Ha, as if you can beat me!
I'm undefeated!
245
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,872
Yes, well it is rather easy to win
246
00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:29,910
when every monster loses on
purpose to... Dracula's daughter.
247
00:13:30,846 --> 00:13:31,479
[GULPING]
248
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:35,750
Come on, no one is
letting me win! Right?
249
00:13:36,918 --> 00:13:39,553
Whaa?
You guys too?
250
00:13:39,555 --> 00:13:43,090
- It's just easier to let you win.
- You're way too competitive.
251
00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:45,594
- I am not!
- Oh, yes you are!
252
00:13:45,629 --> 00:13:49,430
And even if by some impossible
chance it's true, whatevs!
253
00:13:49,432 --> 00:13:51,832
I can still totally beat you.
254
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:57,138
Oh, goody, so you'll put up
the golden fangs then?
255
00:13:57,306 --> 00:14:00,474
You want my
Dad's lucky fangs?
256
00:14:00,476 --> 00:14:02,209
They're a family heirloom!
257
00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:05,746
With like ten generations
of spit on them.
258
00:14:06,782 --> 00:14:10,017
- No way!
- Perhaps you are too... chicken?
259
00:14:10,019 --> 00:14:11,285
[CLUCKING]
260
00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:14,005
But if you give up, I suppose I may have
261
00:14:14,006 --> 00:14:16,724
to start my victory
dance a little early.
262
00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:18,659
[MAKING BEAT NOISES]
263
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,661
♪ Booty shaking, booty shaking ♪
264
00:14:20,663 --> 00:14:22,063
[MAKING BEAT NOISES]
265
00:14:22,065 --> 00:14:23,831
♪ Booty in your face! ♪
Ah!
266
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,767
Ugh! Stop!
We'll play for the fangs.
267
00:14:26,769 --> 00:14:28,269
I never want to see that again.
268
00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:30,071
And speaking of
never seeing again,
269
00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:35,242
if I win, you stay put in the
12th century... for good.
270
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:37,578
Ugh.
Fine. Deal.
271
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,663
[LAUGHING]
272
00:14:38,664 --> 00:14:41,949
Whoa!
Silverfish, behave!
273
00:14:41,951 --> 00:14:42,950
[CLEARING THROAT]
274
00:14:42,952 --> 00:14:47,254
Now, perhaps you would
like to meet my teammate...
275
00:14:47,422 --> 00:14:49,090
Number Two.
276
00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:50,991
[ROARING]
277
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,493
[SNICKERING]
278
00:14:52,494 --> 00:14:56,163
- "Number Two?"
- Yes. Obviously, I am number one
279
00:14:56,165 --> 00:14:58,666
and so, naturally,
this is number two.
280
00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,634
I can't ask for
a better Number Two.
281
00:15:00,636 --> 00:15:02,570
My number two is solid.
282
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:05,441
[ALL LAUGHING]
283
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,644
And good luck beating me
with this one.
284
00:15:10,646 --> 00:15:12,880
She has zero killer instinct.
285
00:15:12,882 --> 00:15:16,917
[GASPS]
I have no killer instinct?
286
00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:20,499
- Then what do you call this?
- A ukulele.
287
00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:23,724
Oh, thank you, I have been
wondering for a while.
288
00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:27,936
[UKULELE PLAYING]
[KLAUS LAUGHING]
289
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:29,964
Y'know Wendy,
290
00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:33,801
what our team really needs
is a great cheerleader.
291
00:15:33,803 --> 00:15:37,571
- Uh, someone to push us to victory!
- Oh, I see.
292
00:15:37,573 --> 00:15:40,040
If I didn't know better, I
would think that you're trying to
293
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,575
show me how much
you respect me
294
00:15:41,577 --> 00:15:44,412
by handing over such
an important job!
295
00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:47,548
- Do I get pom poms?
- Of course.
296
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,650
Yes! Whoo!
Whoopee!
297
00:15:49,652 --> 00:15:52,353
See you at game time, Big Shot!
298
00:15:52,355 --> 00:15:55,790
It doesn't matter
what you do, Mavis,
299
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,159
Count Dracula's fangs will be mine!
300
00:15:58,161 --> 00:16:02,229
Me and my Number Two are going
to wipe the floor with you.
301
00:16:02,231 --> 00:16:04,198
[BOTH LAUGHING]
302
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:06,400
What? What?
What's so funny?
303
00:16:06,402 --> 00:16:09,864
Come on, tell me, I love jokes!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
304
00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:11,572
[GROANING]
305
00:16:11,574 --> 00:16:14,108
Now I just need a teammate.
306
00:16:14,443 --> 00:16:17,478
Okay, let's see what you've got!
307
00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:22,316
[ALL GROANING]
308
00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:27,054
[SPLASHING]
309
00:16:28,256 --> 00:16:31,559
I'm running out of options!
[SIGHING]
310
00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:34,462
How am I supposed
to beat Klaus now?
311
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:36,464
It's "Klaush."
312
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,800
Aw, yeah! [MUSIC]
Relax, Mavis, we're ready
313
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:42,369
to save your team
and become famous!
314
00:16:42,371 --> 00:16:44,572
HANK: One day, they'll make
a movie about the brave,
315
00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:48,042
plucky underdogs who have no
chance, but somehow win!
316
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:51,378
Well, even though you're
probably not very good...
317
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,213
- PEDRO: Hey!
- So true.
318
00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:54,782
I need a teammate.
Okay, Hank, you're in.
319
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,217
- Sorry, Pedro.
- Yay!
320
00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:58,686
- Booyah!
- Oh, you don't need me?
321
00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:03,224
You're so gonna regret this!
That movie's gonna bomb!
322
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,292
Ow!
323
00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:06,527
Ouch! Ow!
324
00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:08,729
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
325
00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:12,967
I always knew you'd recognize
I was the superior choice.
326
00:17:12,969 --> 00:17:17,004
Sure. Also, I figured you'd
be easier to boss around.
327
00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:19,765
- Hey, w-wait a second...
- Shush, shush, shush.
328
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:23,344
I've got a plan to win, but you
need to do exactly what I say!
329
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,179
Oh. Whatever you want, boss!
330
00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:30,284
Welcome to the Golden Fang
Phlegm Ball Championship!
331
00:17:30,286 --> 00:17:33,554
Go Mavis, go Mavis, go Mavis!
332
00:17:33,556 --> 00:17:35,322
[GROWLING]
[MUSIC]
333
00:17:35,557 --> 00:17:36,423
[GRUNTING]
334
00:17:36,425 --> 00:17:38,659
Things look pretty tense down there!
335
00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:41,428
Skip, give us your thoughts.
336
00:17:41,964 --> 00:17:43,631
Exactly!
337
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,232
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
338
00:17:45,739 --> 00:17:49,081
[GROWLS]
[MUSIC]
339
00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:52,673
After her!
340
00:17:54,175 --> 00:17:55,776
Yay!
[ROARING]
341
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,313
[CLUCKING]
342
00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:02,016
Hurry!
343
00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:13,994
- Gotcha!
- You got this, Mavis.
344
00:18:15,564 --> 00:18:18,601
[LAUGHING]
345
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:22,303
Stop it! Ugh!
Let me go!
346
00:18:23,338 --> 00:18:24,572
Ah!
347
00:18:24,665 --> 00:18:26,874
- Hey.
- Go Hank!
348
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,342
Yes! I'm doing it!
349
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:31,011
This is the greatest feeling!
350
00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:33,080
[SCREAMING]
351
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,120
Boom goes the body parts!
352
00:18:39,121 --> 00:18:41,255
That's gonna leave a mark!
353
00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:42,756
[GROWLING]
354
00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:45,893
That's right, Skip,
it's the Crypt-O-Cola
355
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:48,028
Bone Crunch of the Night!
356
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:52,333
Crypt-O-Cola, now with
more embalming fluid!
357
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,334
I can't go on.
358
00:18:53,336 --> 00:18:56,337
It'll take forever
to put me back together.
359
00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:58,105
Hey!
360
00:18:58,107 --> 00:18:59,406
Gotcha!
361
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:01,308
[GASPING, SCREAMING]
362
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,344
After it, you beast!
363
00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:06,480
Ugh! I need a new
teammate, like now!
364
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:10,484
Ba-kow! I knew you'd come
crawling back bay-bay!
365
00:19:10,486 --> 00:19:12,252
I was clearly the better choice.
366
00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:15,489
But this is going to make
my role in the movie
367
00:19:15,491 --> 00:19:16,657
even more epic!
368
00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:19,893
Okay, then let's get that phlegm!
369
00:19:20,061 --> 00:19:24,098
Ow! I should have stretched!
370
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,300
I'm out!
Tell my story!
371
00:19:26,302 --> 00:19:30,471
Oh, boy, things don't
look so good for Mavis!
372
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,773
Or you, Skip.
Yeesh.
373
00:19:32,775 --> 00:19:37,378
Ugh, I'll never win, now!
What am I gonna do?
374
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,079
[GROANING]
375
00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:43,517
The blob, Mavis.
Use the blob!
376
00:19:43,519 --> 00:19:45,819
Go, Mavis!
I believe in you!
377
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:49,223
- You make good choices!
- Hey!
378
00:19:49,225 --> 00:19:50,624
Trust me!
379
00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:53,794
WENDY: Go team!
Yay!
380
00:19:53,796 --> 00:19:58,932
- Trust... Right.
- Let's get phlegmy!
381
00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:00,734
Whoo! Whoo!
382
00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:03,003
Sorry for tricking
you off the team, Wendy.
383
00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:05,973
You're the best
teammate I ever had...
384
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:08,308
- Hey!
- Harsh, but fair.
385
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:11,578
It's not the same without you.
I need you.
386
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:12,579
Well, I don't know, Mavis.
387
00:20:12,581 --> 00:20:15,849
Like you said, you
tricked me off the team.
388
00:20:15,851 --> 00:20:17,084
Okay!
389
00:20:17,086 --> 00:20:18,585
I made a mistake.
Please!
390
00:20:18,587 --> 00:20:20,883
I'll give you my bag
of Jett Black's hair.
391
00:20:21,456 --> 00:20:23,957
I'll eat the crusts off
your scabby pie!
392
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:27,227
I'll take over a week of
squeezing your dads blob heads?
393
00:20:27,462 --> 00:20:29,329
Ding-ding!
That's the one!
394
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:31,165
Let's do this!
395
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:36,537
- Slither faster!
- Ah! We gotta stop him!
396
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,778
Klaus wants a killer instinct?
397
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,527
Let's kill 'em with kindness.
398
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:44,912
It's "Klaush!"
399
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:46,547
[LAUGHING]
400
00:20:51,052 --> 00:20:52,619
I hope you score!
401
00:20:52,621 --> 00:20:55,255
Look at you,
you're so big and strong!
402
00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:57,925
I bet your parents
read to you at night.
403
00:20:57,927 --> 00:21:00,360
You were clearly raised well!
404
00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:01,628
[GRUNTING]
405
00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:04,865
Nobody's ever been
nice to you before?
406
00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:10,035
That doesn't seem right.
You have such shiny drool.
407
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,505
Foul! No fair!
408
00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:14,975
Referee, call a foul,
she's playing nice!
409
00:21:14,977 --> 00:21:18,645
Come on, forget the game.
Let's go have a picnic.
410
00:21:18,647 --> 00:21:20,948
Boom-drac-a-lacka!
Yes!
411
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:22,416
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
412
00:21:22,418 --> 00:21:25,018
You still have the ball!
You didn't score!
413
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:27,488
Ze game is not over!
414
00:21:27,756 --> 00:21:29,656
- Got it!
- No!
415
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,543
- KLAUS: Admit defeat!
- Never!
416
00:21:34,578 --> 00:21:37,664
You must!
You know you're going to lose!
417
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,666
MAVIS: The phlegm ball is mine!
418
00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:43,937
Wow, they've been at it for
like three weeks now.
419
00:21:43,939 --> 00:21:48,075
- What's this about again?
- Dunno, vampire stuff or something.
420
00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,177
[BOTH STRAINING]
421
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,084
[MUSIC]
422
00:21:57,085 --> 00:21:58,685
♪ Booty shaking, booty shaking ♪
423
00:21:58,687 --> 00:22:01,955
♪ Booty in your face! ♪
Ah-ah! Oh...
424
00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:05,517
[MUSIC]
425
00:22:06,371 --> 00:22:11,214
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