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Wait. Before we go in, I just
want you to know that I love you.
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And I had a great time
on our honeymoon.
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I can't wait to go in there and spend
the rest of our life together.
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You're sticking with
the shell necklace, huh?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- Hey, you're back! Woo-hoo!
- Yay!
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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- Come on in!
- Yeah, come on!
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[PHOEBE LAUGHING]
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How was the honeymoon?
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So much fun. The best part is, we met
this incredible couple on the flight back.
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That was the best part?
Good honeymooning, tiger.
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They're cool.
They were on their honeymoon too.
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They're terrific. They live here in the city.
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Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call?
I wanna call.
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Sorry, we're excited. We finally
have a couple to hang out with.
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A couple? Like two people?
Like one, two people?
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This is different.
Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.
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Ugh, Greg and Jenny. Ugh!
"Hi, Greg. I'm Chandler. This is Monica."
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"Hi, Monica. This is Jenny."
"Hi, Jenny. Hi, Greg."
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[MUTTERS]
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- Listen, they're great. If you got a chance...
- You know what?
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Why don't you give us our souvenirs
and get the hell out of here.
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- We didn't get a chance to...
- You've got to be kidding me!
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- We didn't get anything for anyone.
- Mm-hm, yeah. Nice necklace.
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That you can have.
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- Hi.
MONICA: Hey!
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- Hello!
- Welcome home.
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So, how was the honeymoon?
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Great! How about you?
I mean, you're having a baby!
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- Oh, look, I have a sonogram picture.
- Oh, good.
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Ross, it's got your wavy, black lines.
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So now that Ross knows,
can you tell us how it happened?
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When did it happen?
How many times did it happen?
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- Monica, that's not right.
- What?
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Start with where.
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Well, it happened about six weeks ago.
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And, uh, I had just got home from work
and Ross was already there.
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- I guess he'd been hanging out with Joey.
- You're welcome, buddy.
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Yeah, thanks.
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And so I had a lot of work, and Ross,
nice guy that he is, offered to help me out.
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And then we had wine,
we got to talking.
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Next thing you know,
out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
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Um, heh. That's...
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That's a little misleading.
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- What is?
- The lie you just told.
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- That you came on to me?
- There's the one!
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- But you did. Let's be honest.
- Yes, let's.
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You know what? Uh, it's not important.
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Heh, what's important is
that we're having a baby.
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It doesn't matter who came on to who.
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"Whom."
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That's right.
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- You kissed me first.
- What? You were begging me to kiss you!
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You were sending me signals
all over the place.
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- I was sending signals? Please.
- Yeah.
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Okay, anyone think that
I'd actually send Ross begging signals?
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Please, show of hands.
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It doesn't matter what people "believe."
What matters is what happened.
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These signals, explain this.
Maybe I need to be more careful.
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Am I you sending these signals
right now?
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- You know what? Just drop it.
- Show me how I begged you.
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I can show you!
I have it on videotape.
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It's an expression.
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I can't believe he taped
the two of them having sex.
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Yeah. You gotta tell a girl
before you tape her.
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Such a rookie mistake.
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- Know who has a great camera?
- Greg and Jenny?
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- Do you want to call them? I want to.
- Let's call.
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Ask them if they brought
their friends souvenirs.
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Hello? 8th Street Deli?
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Hey, hang up. You get food poisoning
just talking to that place.
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- Sorry, wrong number.
- Here you go, babe.
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Hello? It's the deli again!
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All right, I'll have a sandwich.
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I don't think this number's right.
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[CHUCKLING]
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- What?
- You got fake-numbered.
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- What? People don't do that.
- Oh, I think we do.
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- A fake number? Why would they do that?
- I don't know.
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You were a delight to talk to.
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You asked those insightful,
great questions.
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And you've never been funnier.
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I mean, joke, joke, joke!
You were a hoot!
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Don't worry about it.
You still got me and Phoebe.
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Excuse me, I don't want
Greg and Jenny's rejects.
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Rachel won't talk to me.
She won't open the door.
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Hmm, I wonder why, pervert.
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Okay, listen, I am not a pervert.
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That's, like, the pervert motto.
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Yeah, they have you
raise your right hand...
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...put your left hand down your pants
and repeat that.
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Filming Rachel was not
something I planned.
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Look, here's what happened.
And Joey can back me up on this.
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About a month and a half ago,
remember I came to you with a problem?
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Um, a...
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The personal thing?
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- Pers...? What personal thing?
- About... About sex?
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That I hadn't had sex in months?
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Yeah, I knew what
you were talking about.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Do you have a minute?
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I'd like to talk about something
I'm uncomfortable talking about.
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Sure, yeah.
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How about, uh,
you showering with your mom?
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I actually had a topic in mind.
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I'm kind of going through
a dry spell, sex-wise.
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- Oh, for, like, months?
- Five, to be...
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...lying. Six.
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Six months? That's rough.
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Well, it's not all bad. I'm learning to
appreciate the, uh, small things in life.
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Like the sound of a bird,
or the color of the sky.
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The sky's blue, Ross.
And I had sex yesterday.
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Please help me.
I have a date tonight.
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It has to go well.
I'm scared for my health.
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Okay, okay. Oh! I got something.
It's this story that I came up with.
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Very romantic.
Any woman that hears it, they're like putty.
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Really? Tell it to me.
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Okay. Now, you're gonna want to have sex
with me when you hear it.
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But you have to remember,
it is just the story.
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- I'll try to control myself.
- Okay. Ahem.
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Years ago, when I was backpacking
across Western Europe...
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Heh, you were backpacking
across Europe?
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- Have a nice six more months, Ross.
- Okay, okay!
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I'm sorry. Please, please.
You were in Western Europe, and?
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I was outside Barcelona, hiking
in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.
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I was at the end of this path.
I came to a clearing, and there was a lake.
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Very secluded.
There were tall trees all around.
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It was dead silent. Gorgeous.
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And across the lake I saw
a beautiful woman bathing herself.
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But she was crying.
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Why?
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
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Mm! Mm, this is great wine.
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It's from France.
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In Europe.
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Western Europe.
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You know, um, a few years ago
I was backpacking across Western Europe.
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- Really?
- Mm-hm. Wait, it gets better.
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Um, yeah, I was in, um, Barcelona.
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I studied for a year in Barcelona.
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- Anyway, um, so I was hiking...
- I love hiking!
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Oh, that's great!
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I was hiking along the foothills
of Mount Tibidaybo...
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- I think it's "Tibidabo."
- Okay, do you want to tell the story?
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Whoa, what are you doing here?
How'd your date go?
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Great. I'm across the street
having sex right now.
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- Your story sucks.
- If it didn't work, you didn't tell it right.
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- Show me how you did it.
- No, I don't want to.
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- How long since you seen a girl naked?
- I was backpacking across Western Europe.
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- I'm not feeling it.
- I was outside Barcelona, hiking...
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- No, Ross, I'm not hot. Are you hot?
- It's been six months. I'm always hot.
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You're not selling the story.
You don't believe it.
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I gotta go, I got a date.
But try this.
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Do what I do
when I'm preparing for an audition.
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I'll set you up with my video camera.
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You can record yourself
and see what you're doing wrong.
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I'll try that.
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All right. Now, you're all set up.
Good to go.
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- Just hit record. Good luck.
- Thanks.
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And Joe, listen. If you ever have
any problem with the ladies...
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...you know I'll help you out.
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That means a lot to me, man.
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Hello.
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Can I get you anything?
Lens cleaner? Your battery okay?
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- Rachel.
- Oh, Ross.
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- Hi.
- Thank God you're here.
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You have to help me.
Were you just talking to yourself?
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That's less embarrassing.
Yes. Yes, I was.
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ROSS: When she came in, I got distracted
and totally forgot about the camera.
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It kept rolling and recorded everything.
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- Yeah, we're gonna need to see that tape.
- Yeah.
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What a great idea!
That'll get Rachel to forgive me.
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This is not fair to her.
Let's forget the tape.
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Thank you.
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[MOUTHS]
You'll show it to me.
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- No.
- You're right.
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- Joey, no.
- Loud and clear.
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I don't get why Greg and Jenny
would give us a fake number.
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You know, if they knew
what they were doing...
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...they didn't give you real names either.
- Okay.
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Maybe people give out fake numbers,
but they don't give out fake names.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you.
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Regina Phalange.
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- We didn't do anything wrong.
MONICA: I know.
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Although you did tell
an awful lot of jokes.
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I thought you said those jokes
were funny. Joke, joke, joke!
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Joke, joke...
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[BABBLES]
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- Maybe it was your questions.
- What about my questions?
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The sheer volume.
It was like flying with the Riddler.
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- Ooh, sorry, was that another joke?
- Was that another question?
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- Hey, is Ross still here?
- Uh, no, Rach, he's gone, but listen.
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He told us what happened.
It sounds like an honest mistake.
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Really? How would you like it if I had sex
with you and I taped it?
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Oh, forget it.
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Oh, there he is, the father of my child,
the porn king of the West Village.
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Look, it was an accident, okay?
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I feel bad it happened.
I swear, I didn't even watch it.
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Anyway, here.
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I thought you might be more comfortable
destroying it yourself.
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Thank you.
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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What?
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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- You don't want to see this, do you?
- Hell, yeah!
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I am not gonna show you this.
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Not the sex part.
Just the stuff leading up to it.
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Forget it. She's destroying it.
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Okay, fine! Fine. We'll just have to think
of some other way...
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...to put the "who came on to who"
thing to rest.
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Come on now, think!
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Forget it. It's Rachel's tape,
and she can do whatever she wants with it.
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And she wants to destroy it,
so end of story.
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- I want to see it.
- What?
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Clearly you don't want people
to see this tape.
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I don't want people
to see this tape either.
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00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,575
But you so badly don't want people to see
it that it makes me want to see it. See?
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Are we watching the tape or not?
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- I don't want people to see it for your sake.
- Oh, I don't believe you.
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I think you don't want them
to see you begging me.
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- Rachel, please?
- Oh, a little preview.
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Fine. But I want the record to show
that I tried to take the high road.
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Because in about five minutes,
I'm gonna be saying:
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[LAUGHING]
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Okay, here we go.
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Hello. Can I can get you anything?
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I'm so happy.
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RACHEL:
Oh, thank God you're here.
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I need you to help me.
Were you talking to yourself?
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- Oh, there I am.
- You're gonna get pregnant.
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RACHEL:
I screwed up so bad.
234
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:17,141
I told Monica that I'd stuff and send
those wedding invitations weeks ago.
235
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ROSS:
You didn't do it?
236
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I had put them in...
In my desk at work...
237
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...and I forgot about them until today.
238
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:32,448
Sweetie, it's okay.
Everybody made it to the wedding. I'm fine.
239
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:37,161
- Kind of hurting my hand though.
- I know.
240
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,122
I can not believe that I did this.
241
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:43,001
Especially after Monica
just went on and on and on about it.
242
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"Here are the invitations, Rachel.
Be very careful, Rachel.
243
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Please drinking no liquids
around the invitations, Rachel."
244
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,261
Whoa, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
245
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,430
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
246
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,063
Did you do it on our invitations?
247
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,154
Not on the ones we sent out.
248
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:16,784
So just the ones you gave back to us
and we had framed?
249
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,793
Can you believe this is happening?
250
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,881
- It seems like yesterday they got engaged.
- I know.
251
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:35,219
Remember the night they got engaged?
How you and I almost...
252
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,389
Oh, I remember how we almost.
253
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,685
You think we would've gone through with it
if we hadn't gotten caught?
254
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,563
You think we would have done it?
255
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:51,903
I know I wanted to.
I just wasn't sure if you wanted to.
256
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,947
Oh, I wanted to.
257
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:59,952
So we... We both wanted to.
258
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,081
- Interesting.
- Mm.
259
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:11,297
Anyway, um,
probably worked out for the best.
260
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,258
Yeah, sure.
261
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,053
In about 10 seconds,
you're gonna see him kiss me.
262
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:21,349
And in about 5 seconds,
you're gonna see why.
263
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,938
Ross, did I ever tell you about the time...
264
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,525
...that I went backpacking
through Western Europe?
265
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,409
Okay, get ready to see some begging.
266
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,579
Oh, you came on to Ross!
267
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,667
- What?
- Now I'm so happy.
268
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,046
- What are you talking about?
- You used the Europe story!
269
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,675
That's the magic story you use
when you want to have sex!
270
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:03,182
- How do you know about that story?
- How do you know about that story?
271
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,811
I heard it from my friend Irene
who heard it from some guy.
272
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,689
Some guy!
273
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,153
No, no, she told me that
his name was Ken Adams.
274
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,532
Ken Adams!
275
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,623
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
276
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,251
Hi.
277
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:34,088
So apparently, uh, people are familiar
with the Europe story?
278
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,132
Yeah, listen, about that...
279
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:40,219
...the whole "who came on to who"
thing really doesn't matter.
280
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,347
I think it would have happened
either way.
281
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:47,393
I mean, if you hadn't initiated it,
I know I would have.
282
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:53,566
- It was an amazing night.
- It was. It was an amazing night.
283
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,280
You think it looked amazing?
284
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:05,119
I, uh... I don't know.
I honestly didn't watch it.
285
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,079
Yeah, me neither.
286
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,457
Yet.
287
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,003
Uh...
288
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:18,716
- That... That may be weird.
- Yeah, it would be really weird.
289
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,980
- Good luck.
- Good luck to you.
290
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:37,318
- Mind if I mute?
- Oh, please.
291
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,573
- Oh, there go the clothes.
- You are undressing awfully quickly.
292
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,952
Six months, Rachel. Six months.
293
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,080
- Huh.
- Huh.
294
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,501
- Huh.
- Hey. Heh.
295
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:58,589
- We look pretty good.
- I was gonna say.
296
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,842
- Ooh, nice tan.
- Thank you.
297
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,346
- I'd just gone to the beach that weekend.
- Ah.
298
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,974
Ugh.
299
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:12,895
- Have you been working out?
- I have been working out.
300
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,565
Well, this is so much better than I ever...
301
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,067
- Oh.
- Oh.
302
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,821
- Ew.
- Ew.
303
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,200
- Oh, that's not pretty.
- Oh.
304
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,077
- Oh. Oh, God.
- Oh.
305
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,622
- Oh, no. Oh, no! No!
- Make it stop. Make it stop.
306
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,381
Hello, Greg?
Hi, this is Monica from the plane.
307
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:44,468
Listen, the number that
you gave me, uh, 8-5-3...
308
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,722
Their old number! Jenny's been
giving it out since they moved!
309
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,851
- Jenny! That is so Jenny!
- I know.
310
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,938
Listen, um, how would you like to
get together next Saturday?
311
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,316
Okay, how about Sunday?
312
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,193
Okay, um, the week after that?
313
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,987
The week after that?
314
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,947
You know what, Greg? Heh.
315
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:09,410
We are good, interesting,
funny people with good questions.
316
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:13,456
And if you and your precious Jenny
can't see that, then...
317
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,333
January 15?
318
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,127
We'll see you then! Okay!
319
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,008
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