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Listen, you know what? Sir, for the last time,
I don't care what the computer says.
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We did not take a bag
of Meshugga Nuts from the minibar.
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And we did not watch
Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.
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- Hey.
- Oh.
5
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- Joey, were you in our room last night?
- No.
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I was told the name of the movie
would not appear on the bill.
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- Hi, we're checking out of the bridal suite.
- That's right, I'm no longer a bride.
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I'll never be a bride again.
Now I'm just someone's wife.
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And I'm the happiest guy
in the world.
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Come on, honey. Don't be upset.
We have so much to look forward to.
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Yeah, right.
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- The honeymoon.
- That's not till Thursday.
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- The wedding pictures.
- Those won't be ready weeks.
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- Not the disposable cameras from the tables.
- That's true! I knew I married you for a reason!
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I'll tell you what. I will go get them developed,
and you can go home.
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[JOEY CHUCKLING]
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- What? What did you take a picture of?
- Nothing. It was something.
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Okay, Ross has the cameras.
Is he checked out yet?
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Are you joking?
Checkout is not till noon.
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- And he has a good 11 minutes left.
- So?
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So Ross has never checked out of a room
a minute before he had to.
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Yeah, one time when we were dating...
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...we got a late checkout, he got so excited,
it was the best sex we ever had.
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Until he screamed out "Radisson"
at the end.
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Okay, I'm gonna get Ross, get the cameras,
and get them developed.
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[JOEY CHUCKLES]
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Thirty-two, Joe. You're 32!
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- Here's a copy of your bill.
- Oh, thanks.
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Champagne, strawberries...
30
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Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler
ordered porn on our wedding night.
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Yeah, that's sad.
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Meshugga Nut?
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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Soaps, shampoos.
Are you really taking all this stuff?
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- Why not? It's built into the price of the room.
- Yeah, but you don't need...
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- What is this?
- Thread.
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Score!
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- Where are the disposable cameras?
- What disposable cameras?
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Last night I asked you to take them.
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- No, you didn't.
- Yes, before we cut the cake, I said...
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Yeah, you came up to me
and asked me for a favor.
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And then my Uncle Murray came up to you
and handed you a check.
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Then you said, "Why do they call it a check?
Why not a Yugoslavian?"
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[LAUGHS]
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- Yeah, then you did that.
- So you don't have the cameras?
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- No, sorry.
- So what? What?
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- They're gone? Monica's gonna freak!
- I'm sure they're here somewhere.
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I'll help you look.
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- Great.
- In three minutes.
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- Hey
- Hey.
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Are you gonna open the presents
without Chandler?
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No.
54
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They're calling out to me.
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This little guy even crawled
up in my lap.
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Come on, Chandler wouldn't mind
if I opened just one present.
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What do you think it is?
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A mirror that when you look into it,
you see yourself as an old woman.
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A tiny salt shaker!
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Oh, my God, for tiny salt!
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Oh, wow! Okay, that was fun.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm just gonna wait for Chandler
to open up the rest of them.
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- Okay.
- Whoo!
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Although, you know, this is part
of a salt-and-pepper set.
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So I guess it may just count as half a present.
What do you think?
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Well, I guess it's okay to open one more
if it's part of a set. It's probably this one.
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Or this one!
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Hi.
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- How you feeling? Got any morning sickness?
- Shh! The guys don't know yet, do they?
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No. Joey and Ross don't know anything,
and Chandler thinks Phoebe's pregnant.
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That's right.
Chandler does still think I'm pregnant.
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He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling,
or offered to carry my bags.
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I feel bad for the woman
who ends up with him.
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After you, of course.
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Don't worry. I promise that you will only have
to be pregnant a few more hours.
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I'm going to tell the father today.
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Is it someone in this building?
That tall guy from the first floor?
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- Eww! No!
- What? I think he's cute.
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- Well, then you have his baby.
- Believe me, I'm trying.
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Wow. It's so weird.
You're gonna tell this guy today...
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...and he has no idea
what's gonna happen.
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Yeah. You're just gonna knock on his door
and change his life forever.
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00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:07,783
You're like Ed McMahon,
except without the big check.
85
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Or the raw sexual magnetism.
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- Yeah, I guess it is pretty big news.
- Pretty big? It's huge!
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God, this guy doesn't have a clue.
He's walking around thinking:
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"I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!"
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Then, bam!
He's a father, everything's different.
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Well, it's only different if he wants it to be.
I'm not gonna ask him for anything.
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Then he still has this huge decision
to make. Now he's thinking:
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"Do I want to be a dad?"
Then, bam!
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- What was that "bam"?
- I don't know. He's hit by a bus.
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RACHEL: Hi.
- Hey.
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Joey, what would you do if someone
you slept with told you she was pregnant?
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Who called here?
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Did she sound blond? Any accent?
I gotta make a call.
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Should have never walked
into that Sunglass Hut!
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Oh, Joey! Joey! It's not you!
You didn't get anyone pregnant.
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Why would you scare me like that?
What the hell's going on?
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Is somebody pregnant?
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Oh, yeah! That's me.
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Oh, my God, Pheebs!
You're gonna have a baby?
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna have a baby!
106
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- Wait, who's the father?
- You don't know him.
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He wants nothing to do
with me or the baby.
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Who is this guy? Who is he?
Because I'll track him down and kick his ass!
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- David Linn.
- David Linn!
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David Linn! David Linn!
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- Who's David Linn?
- Some guy from my gym. A little annoying.
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- Chandler?
- Hey. Did you find the cameras?
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No. Did you?
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Yes, that's why I'm under the table.
Celebrating.
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I checked in the lost and found.
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I talked to the manager.
No one's turned them in.
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Great. Those cameras were the only thing
that will cheer Monica up. She's depressed.
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You guys just got married.
Why is she so depressed?
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All my energy is going into
not asking that question.
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- I can't believe I screwed this up!
- I'm sorry, man.
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Here's a thought.
This is the same ballroom.
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There's a band. There's gonna be
plenty of dressed up people.
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Are you suggesting
we dance our troubles away?
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No, we buy more of these at the gift shop,
throw our tuxes on and take a few pictures.
125
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All have to do is make sure
not to get people's faces.
126
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,626
Are you serious?
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00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:07,212
I'm just thinking about your new bride.
128
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,757
Okay? Do you really want to start your
life together by letting her down?
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Marriage advice? Really?
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I'm telling you,
this looks exactly like your wedding.
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- Aren't these the same flowers?
- I don't know. Monica picked them.
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- The chairs?
- Those too.
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- The place settings?
- Her.
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- What did you do?
- I was in charge of the cameras.
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- Gift shop?
- Mm.
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Hey.
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- Did you do it yet?
- Not yet.
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Then what are you doing here?
Are you about to do it?
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- Is it Gunther?
- No...
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- It's not Gunther!
- Thank God. That hair on a baby?
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The father is not here. I haven't
told him, and I don't think I can now.
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- Why not?
- Now let me think.
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I was walking down the street, thinking, "I'm
gonna tell the father today." And then, bam!
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Bus?
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No, you! You freaked me out.
You kept saying how huge this all is.
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- But it is huge.
- I know.
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But I was just thinking
about how huge it was for me.
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I didn't go to how huge
this is gonna be for the father.
149
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,584
You're thinking about this
way too much.
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Just tell him and get it over with.
151
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It's like ripping off this Band-Aid,
quick and painless. Watch.
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Oh, mother of...!
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00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,597
See?
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- Ooh. Are we opening presents?
- No. I shouldn't have even opened these.
155
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Joey, I am out of control!
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You have to do me a favor.
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No matter what I say, no matter what I do,
please do not let me open another present.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- Give me one more.
- Okay.
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- Hey.
- Oh, good. You're here. Pheebs? Listen...
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- Sit down, I got something I want to say.
- All right.
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00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,431
Um...
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It's a scary world out there,
especially for a single mom.
164
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:34,693
Now, I always felt that you
and I have a special bond.
165
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So, Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
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Oh, my God!
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- Joey!
- Oh, yeah, I'll marry you.
168
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:57,841
- You can't marry him!
- Hey, lady, your day's over, it's my turn.
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- Phoebe!
- What? Why can't she marry me?
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I can and I will.
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00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:08,643
She's not pregnant. It's Rachel.
Rachel's the one who's pregnant, okay.
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- Oh, my God!
- Hey.
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He'd notice when you didn't
have a baby in nine months!
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It's Joey!
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[MOUTHS]
I love you.
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I can't believe it! Rachel's pregnant?
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- Yeah.
- Who's the father?
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We don't know.
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- I wonder if it's that dude.
- There's a dude?
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- Yeah.
- Who is it?
181
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A month ago this guy spent the night.
I didn't see who it was, but...
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00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,641
Was that story over?
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The guy left this.
184
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:59,194
Oh, my God!
I know who the father is.
185
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,367
People have got
to finish their stories.
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- Excuse me. Could you take a picture of us?
- Oh. Of course.
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00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:26,221
- Would you take one of us?
- Uh. Yeah, sure.
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Click.
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- It didn't click.
- I heard it.
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- But there was no flash.
- Why won't you take our picture?
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Yeah, I'll take your picture.
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- Your finger was covering the lens.
- Who are you, Ansel Adams? Get out of here!
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Look, I feel really bad about how
I freaked you out before...
194
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...so I called the father
and asked him to meet you here. Go!
195
00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:01,172
What? Wait a minute.
How do you even know who the father is?
196
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,759
I may play the fool at times...
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...but I'm more than a pretty blond
with an ass that won't quit.
198
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,602
I believe this belongs to the father
of your baby.
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Oh, God.
200
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,816
- Oh. He's in there right now?
- Uh-huh.
201
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You can turn around, or you can go in there
and rip the Band-Aid off.
202
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,947
What do you wanna do?
203
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,617
- Let's rip.
- Really? Are you sure?
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- Phoebe!
- Okay. Sorry. Yeah.
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Hey, Rach.
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Go on-stage. I'll get a picture
of you doing the speech.
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Okay. Okay.
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[GLASSES CLINKING]
209
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:09,741
Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre
please see the front desk?
210
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,493
Your car is about to be towed.
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00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,582
That's my car!
212
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,252
- A '95 LeSabre?
- Yes.
213
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,213
- A green LeSabre?
- Yes!
214
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,803
- I'm sorry, I meant blue.
- Yes, green-blue.
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00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,643
Well, go. Go move it!
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- Okay. Ready for the last picture?
- Yeah.
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Get ready to run.
218
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,406
Congratulations on your wedding.
219
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,790
So, what's this about?
220
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Rachel has something
that she wants to tell you.
221
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,922
And I believe that
this is your red sweater.
222
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:10,218
No, this is my red sweater.
223
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,305
Oh, no.
224
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,560
Could I get anyone a coffee?
225
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,940
Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay.
226
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,235
What's going on?
227
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:31,489
Nothing.
Phoebe kind of made a mistake.
228
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:36,494
But you do wear that sweater a lot.
Are you involved in some kind of dare?
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I'm actually glad Phoebe called.
230
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I know we broke up because you thought
I wasn't mature enough...
231
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...but I've really grown up.
And I think we should get back together.
232
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It's just not the right time.
233
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- It is the right time.
- Okay.
234
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- I'm ready for more.
- Tag.
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Come on, Rach.
Let's give it another try.
236
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,024
- I'm having a baby.
- Oh.
237
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,451
- You can go.
- Thank you.
238
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,833
I don't know how
any of these got opened!
239
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:29,547
- You opened them all?
- I know, I am a terrible person.
240
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,675
Chandler's never gonna trust me
with anything ever again.
241
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,221
- Hey! You got my parents' gift.
- Yeah. What is that?
242
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,475
I don't know.
I think it does something to salami.
243
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,230
- Hey. How'd it go?
- Yeah. What did Tag say?
244
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,650
Tag is not the father.
And Joey knows now?
245
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,905
I do, Rach. I do.
And I'm so happy for you.
246
00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,119
Oh. Wow, you didn't even try
to unhook my bra.
247
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,166
So are you ever gonna tell
whoever it is?
248
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,086
I will, I'm just not up for it tonight.
249
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:12,131
Hey, Rach, listen. No matter what he says,
you're not gonna be alone.
250
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,716
- I'm not?
- No.
251
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,719
Listen, I, uh...
252
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,683
It's a scary world out there,
especially for a single mom.
253
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,893
Aww.
254
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,064
I've always felt like
you and I have this special bond.
255
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,110
- Rachel Green, will you marry me?
- What?
256
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,903
- What?
- What?!
257
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,032
- Pheebs, give me the ring back.
- No!
258
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,495
Joey, you're so sweet.
You are so, so sweet, honey.
259
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,789
But I'm not looking for a husband.
260
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,419
I understand.
261
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:55,716
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go and lie down.
262
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I can't say that didn't hurt.
263
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,939
- But I'll take you back, Joey.
- About that, I...
264
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,359
- Ohh, a Salami Buddy!
- There you go!
265
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,404
- We're back!
MONICA: Great.
266
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:20,032
We're hanging in the kitchen.
Let's stay in the kitchen.
267
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,537
- It's picture time.
- You're gonna love these.
268
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,581
Here's a picture of Ross.
269
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,375
And that's me.
270
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,129
And that's me and Ross.
271
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:38,509
Aww. And here's our first kiss
as a married couple.
272
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,554
Wow. That is a great picture.
273
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:46,100
Yeah. And interesting, because I found
the cameras in one of our bags.
274
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,273
Huh. Didn't see that coming.
275
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,568
Okay, so this isn't
the picture of our first kiss...
276
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:59,822
...but it is a picture of my first kiss
with this lady.
277
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:06,829
Which, by the look on your face, I'm sure
you'll remember, so there's no need...
278
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I'll take the real pictures
to them developed.
279
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,543
- That'd be a good idea.
- Okay.
280
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,593
You opened all the presents without me?
We were gonna do that together.
281
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,012
You kissed another woman?
282
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,307
- Call it even?
- Okay.
283
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:37,318
- Well, I'm gonna go get these in some water.
- You stole those from that wedding?
284
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:41,989
No, the hotel lobby. They think
they can charge me for some dirty movie...
285
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:45,743
...and a bag of Meshugga Nuts
they got another thing coming!
286
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,123
Hey, my sweater!
287
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,004
I've been looking for this for like a month.
288
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719
BOTH:
Oh, my God!
289
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,395
Oh, my God!
290
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,447
- Hey, how you doing?
- Good. Long time no see.
291
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,827
- Like your sweater.
- Oh. Hey. Right back at you.
292
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,537
[CHUCKLES]
293
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:35,418
- It's crazy about Rachel.
- Yeah. Well, she's one crazy lady.
294
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:41,173
- So whose is it?
- Um, I don't know, some Italian guy.
295
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,053
Come on, read your own label.
See you later.
296
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,931
- Okay.
- He is so weird.
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00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,228
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