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Good evening.
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I'm Helen Mirren, and you're
watching "Documentary Now!"
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season 52.
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Now, what causes someone to start a cult?
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And what causes someone to join one?
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In 1980, a man known as Father Ra-Shawbard,
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and his followers descended
upon a small town in Oregon
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to build a utopian community.
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What followed is one of
the strangest stories
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in American law enforcement history.
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This is "Batshit Valley."
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Even now, knowing what I know,
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I have no regrets about my time
as a Shawbardite.
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My only regret is that
Father Ra-Shawbard was born
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before the world was ready for his message.
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Being with Father Ra-Shawbard
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was like having a wonderful dream.
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And when you wake up and tell
people about the dream,
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only then do you realize
how foolish it was.
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Chinook is named for
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the Indians who settled this land.
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They would never have let anyone
take it away from them, so...
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why would we?
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It's easy to look back
and say we took it too far.
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But when your town is under siege,
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you'll do anything you can to protect it.
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People always say if I had
been nicer to the townspeople,
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none of this
would have happened.
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Well,
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maybe I would have been nicer
to the townspeople
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had they not been so fat and stupid.
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Season 3, Episode 1
Sync and corrections FunnyFunk
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Chinook, Oregon, is a quiet town,
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one not accustomed to visitors.
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So it was quite a surprise two weeks ago
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when strangers dressed in yellow and black
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started arriving by the busloads.
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They call themselves Shawbardites,
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and they are followers of this man,
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Father Ra-Shawbard,
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a self-proclaimed spiritual leader
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who is now calling Chinook home.
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The sign to the gate
at Shawbard Valley Ranch
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says, "Everyone welcome."
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And the days are filled with meditation,
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light stretching, and meals
prepared from their own garden.
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But here at the Shawbard Valley Ranch,
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the Shawbardites only eat the vegetables
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after the vegetables give permission.
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And it seems as though
we're here on a good day,
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as all of the vegetables have
okayed themselves for consumption.
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The whole thing sounded
pretty out there to me.
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But at that point, it wasn't
like they were bothering anyone.
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It's strange to think
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how things could have been so different
without that sign.
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When I heard on the news
that they talk to food,
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I thought this would be the funniest sign.
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People seem to like it.
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It's been getting smiles
from a lot of my customers.
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Oh, that's lovely, yeah.
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- It's funny, though.
- Uh-huh.
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When I read about the sign
in the grocery store,
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I was very upset.
It was very disrespectful.
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Very disrespectful,
very disrespectful...
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I know they say that sign
on the apples just proved
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that we were dead-set
against them from the beginning,
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but, honestly,
I don't think any of us
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were upset that they were here.
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You know, we were just
wondering why they were here.
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Ra-Shawbard was my father.
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I had a biological father,
but he wanted me to have a job
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and take on responsibilities.
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He never understood me.
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But Father Ra-Shawbard did.
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He just wanted me to be free and happy.
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And isn't that what a father is supposed
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to want for his children?
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And that's why it was an honor
to give him the money
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my real father gave me when he died.
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I first saw Father Ra-Shawbard
in a newspaper ad.
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The words on the ad were so simple,
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but so profound...
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"Purify. Elevate. Liberate."
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I called the number,
and they gave me an address to send $40
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for some tapes of Father speaking.
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I sent it in, and when it didn't arrive,
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I called back and they said they
didn't know what had happened,
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and I should try again.
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I sent more money, and the tapes came.
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Anyone who listened to those tapes...
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had their life changed.
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"There is the world we see,
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but there's also a second world
that we do not..."
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"How do we unlock the door
for that world?"
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"And if there's a second world,
could there be a third one?"
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"A fourth one?
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Could there be a sixth world?"
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I ordered a new tape every week.
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And on my 20th, I received an invitation to
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Shawbard Valley Ranch,
and I never looked back.
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Babe, I want to tell you
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By the second day,
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I had completely forgotten about my husband
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and two children that I left behind.
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I fell in love with you
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Ooh
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In the air, we can fly
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In the sea, we can dive
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Together, we could get high
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This is your home.
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But in order for it to truly be your home,
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you have to abandon all the trappings
of your former life.
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So I ask all of you to write down the names
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of your family members
that you are leaving behind...
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and put them in this basket.
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Along with their Social Security Number
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and their banking information.
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And then you will be free.
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I fell in love with you
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We had created a paradise.
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Fell in love with you
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And I think we would still be there
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if it wasn't for those awful townspeople.
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They'd have you believe
we started the ill will.
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But in the beginning, we actually tried
to engage with the Shawbardites.
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Well, I would argue
that we went out of our way
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to make them feel welcome.
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Oh, yeah, cover up that
bird's head, we don't need...
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The only problem was
they were having these orgies.
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And, hey, I don't have
a problem with orgies.
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If that is your thing,
more power to you.
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But they were very loud.
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Well, we had to have a town
meeting to discuss the...
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orgies.
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It was decided that I would
go up to the ranch
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and see if I could convince them to...
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you know, at the very least,
close their windows.
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But it did not go well.
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Hello there. I'm Marge Middleton.
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I'm the Mayor of Chinook.
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Yes, we know who you are.
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Well, we just wanted
to formally welcome you.
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Is there something that we can
help you with, Marge Middleton?
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Their spokesperson was a woman
named Ra-Sharir,
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and she was not
an easy person to deal with.
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Well, it's about the orgies.
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And?
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I'm sorry, have I done
something to offend you?
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We saw your sign.
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What sign is that?
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The one in the grocery store.
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"We are happy to be here,
love, the apples."
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Gosh, that's just Pam doing her Pam thing.
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I hope you weren't offended by that.
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Oh, you will know when I am offended.
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You will know.
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Now, please disperse.
This is a private property.
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So, you know, we went home.
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You know, I think we would
have been willing to chlalk it up
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to different world views, but...
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that night, they installed a speaker system
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and hooked it up to the orgy room.
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They used a lot of specific
words about body parts and...
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and where they wanted them put.
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The next morning,
I did what I had to do.
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I issued them a $100 fine for
violating the sound ordinance.
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A lousy hundred bucks.
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They treated it like an act of war.
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It's only been a month,
but tensions are starting
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to rise between the town
of Chinook and the Shawbardites,
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who don't seem to want
to follow their rules.
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This is not about sound.
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No!
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This is about one religion exerting power
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over another religion.
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Most of us were of the mind
that Ra-Sharir was overreacting.
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And, mercifully, Father agreed.
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We are not here to make enemies.
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We're here to make peace with ourself.
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The world has enough
aggression and escalation
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without us adding to it.
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Plus, I don't think we want people
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digging around in our thing.
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Do...
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What do you guys think?
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Well, she paid the fine.
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I came into my office
the next day to find
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$100 worth of pennies
spilled all over my desk.
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There was also a dead snake,
but it was just a little one.
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Halloween.
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It's usually a night
where the town gets together
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for some spooks and scares.
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But tonight, the spooks and scares
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were a little too real as Ra-Sharir,
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a member of the Shawbardites,
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made it clear that when it comes
to judging carved pumpkins,
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Mayor Middleton
doesn't know jack...
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'o-lantern.
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It is my honor to announce that
this year's Pumpkin Patch Pal is
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Sally Walters!
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Congratulations.
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What?! What madness is this?
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Are you the Mayor of Stupid?
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- Sit down.
- You sit down!
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All of you sit down.
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Nobody thinks that is the best pumpkin.
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No one!
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Give me one reason
why my pumpkin is not the winner!
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Now, I'll concede that Ra-Sharir
had a well-carved pumpkin,
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but it didn't seem right to award an adult
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for what was clearly a children's contest.
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Ra-Sharir, you're an adult.
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And this isn't a contest for adults.
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Where does it say that?
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Huh? Show me in the rules,
where does it say that?
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I demand to speak with someone.
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- You want to talk with someone?
- Yeah.
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I'll admit, I said something
I shouldn't have,
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but I was upset, and it just came out.
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Why don't you go talk to your vegetables.
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There was no doubt
that Marge hit a nerve.
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We all assumed it was only a matter of time
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before Ra-Sharir retaliated.
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A break-in last night
at the local paper here in Chinook,
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nothing stolen, nothing broken.
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But something added to today's paper...
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an obituary for the still very
alive Mayor Marge Middleton.
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There was no proof that Ra-Sharir did it.
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But it was definitely in her voice.
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"Today, Marge Middleton lost
her long battle with stupidity.
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She will not be remembered
by her friends and family,
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as they are too stupid to do so.
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Services will be held wherever
stupid people are buried."
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Yeah, you had to give Marge credit.
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She kept her cool through the whole thing.
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Right up until the story went national.
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Tonight, a small town in Oregon
may lose its name,
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thanks to the efforts of newcomers
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who intend to use
the power of the ballot box.
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We are currently in the process
of registering our members
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to vote in the next municipal election.
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The first act of our majority
will be to give this town
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a name worthy
of its beautiful surroundings...
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"Ra-Shawbarda."
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They had the votes.
There was no doubt.
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But Marge saw the writing on the wall,
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and God love her, she took action.
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We felt that for the next nine months,
there was a more fitting name.
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For over 200 years, this small part
of Oregon has been known as Chinook.
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But today, it has a new name.
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When motorist enter town,
they will see this sign as they drive into
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Ra-Shawbard's Butthole.
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You heard me right, the new name
of the town is Ra-Shawbard's Butthole.
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I thought it was pretty funny.
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But I had never seen Ra-Sharir more angry.
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This is a sacrilege!
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This is the mockery of a holy man!
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A man of who every part is sacred,
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including his butthole,
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of which this town knows nothing.
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Father had already admonished
Ra-Sharir once, so we just assumed
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he would put his foot down
to stop her escalation.
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But this was when we started to realize,
something was...
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off with him.
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He was always in a daze.
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And he seemed unable to walk.
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So his chair was attached to a motorized
wheelchair that brought him on stage.
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This was when Ra-Sharir announced
that he had taken a vow of silence.
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Father will use his silence
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to contemplate solutions
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to what plagues this world.
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It's okay.
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It was such a trusting place
that I don't think it ever
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occurred to any of us
that his diminished state,
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followed by his vow of silence
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had been chemically induced by Ra-Sharir.
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Ra-Sharir had always been
Father Shawbard's mouthpiece,
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but now she was taking
control of his checkbook.
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I always felt like we were using our money
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to make a better life for ourselves.
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But now she spent it
to make lives worse for others.
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Well, if the people of what
was formerly Chinook
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were looking for a reaction with
their name change, they got one.
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It seems that the Shawbardites
have been secretly purchasing
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all the land around the town
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and now have it encircled.
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Heck, I tip my cap to their ingenuity.
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Buying up land is
the American Goddamn dream.
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But now they've installed
these speed bumps.
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So many speed bumps that at
500-feet worth to be exact.
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We decided to take the News 9 van
overthe speed bumps
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to give you an idea of what it feels like.
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Back to you, Bob.
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It was destroying our mufflers.
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And then to make matters worse,
the Shawbardites
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had secretly purchased
the town muffler shop
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and converted it into a green juice stand.
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I think the people of this
town should see this as an opportunity.
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If your muffler shop is closed,
buy green juice.
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You'll be healthier and happier.
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You're a monster!
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When are you gonna leave us alone?
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Why don't you go back to your butthole!
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This is America. You cannot open
a juice bar in a muffler shop.
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I don't care who your god is,
you need permits.
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They used to fix mufflers,
then they served juice.
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Then the juice was muffled.
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But have we heard the last of it?
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This is war.
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We figured war meant
she'd T.P. the grade school.
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Advance! Positions.
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We didn't think she'd go so far
as to arm themselves.
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Fire!
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It was terrifying!
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It was a scary time.
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The shooting range was very near
the room we had orgies in.
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And more than once,
a bullet came through the wall.
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It was clear that the only person
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who could stop Ra-Sharir was
Father Ra-Shawbard.
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But he was out of it.
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He was certain
that Ra-Sharir had been giving him
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a cocktail of Valium and barbiturates.
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He said he needed to speak
to the whole community,
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but he would need something
to get his energy back.
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It did surprise me that a man
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who spoke of the purity
of mind and soul had cocaine.
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A good deal of cocaine,
as it turns out, in his bedside drawer.
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Yeah, talky, talky, talky.
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Back back, baby back.
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They think I can't hear,
but I hear everything.
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I hear the mice think,
I hear the plugs conspiring,
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and I realize in my silence,
that I am not communing with God.
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I am God, and my power
will be challenged by no man and no mouse.
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In the state he was in, it was easy
for Ra-Sharir to manipulate him.
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This is wonderful news!
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I believe she convinced him
to prove that he was a god.
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Today, Father Ra-Shawbard will
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prove his divinity
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by allowing an automobile
to harmlessly pass
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through his corporeal body.
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- Who?
- You, Father.
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One of the Shawbardites
jumped in a car
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and barreled down towards
Father Ra-Shawbard,
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who was going to prove to us
that he was a god.
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00:19:55,766 --> 00:20:01,647
I should have said something,
but I actually believed it might be true.
356
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:05,670
And if it was, I wanted to see it.
357
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:13,916
Where... Where are you going?
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Send someone to get my blue hat.
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00:20:17,796 --> 00:20:19,831
I'm a little chilled.
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00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,692
Ra-Sharir?
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Oh, my God!
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00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,296
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It was troubling
that he was asking for a hospital,
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as he had sworn off
the use of modern medicine.
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And then...
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he said the words that brought
our whole world crashing down.
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00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:51,835
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00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:55,360
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And after we heard that...
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you are surprised with what happened next?
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Got together
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Splendors of before
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When you go down
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Breath is the answer to everything.
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00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:20,376
Oh, yeah.
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00:21:20,401 --> 00:21:22,949
Feel it?
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Look up to the sky.
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Let your body feel it.
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00:21:29,924 --> 00:21:32,759
Oh, yes.
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00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,960
Oh.
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00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,963
Feeling it this morning.
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00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,599
Body's saying thank you.
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00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,336
Gracias.
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00:21:48,943 --> 00:21:50,644
Ra-Sharir?
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00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:53,081
Oh, my God!
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00:21:54,248 --> 00:21:59,188
Listen, you idiots,
I work for the FBI!
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00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:01,561
And after we heard that...
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you are surprised with what happened next?
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00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:11,895
Season 3, Episode 2
Sync and corrections FunnyFunk
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My name is Bill Doss.
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I'm former FBI.
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00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:28,612
Wayne Delancey, A.K.A. Father Ra-Shawbard,
was my informant.
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00:22:28,637 --> 00:22:31,676
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00:22:31,701 --> 00:22:33,057
In the late '70s, I was assigned
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to the elite cult unit of the FBI.
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00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,208
We had been formed
after the tragedy of Jonestown
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for the unique purpose
of stopping cult activity.
401
00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:42,740
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402
00:22:42,765 --> 00:22:44,525
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403
00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:47,136
I reached out to a colleague of mine...
Larry Cooper.
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00:22:47,161 --> 00:22:48,976
Larry had been profiling serial killers.
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00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,335
We're having drinks one night, and I said,
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00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,670
"Larry, how the hell am I ever gonna know
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00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:55,974
what a nut bag like Jim Jones is thinking?"
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00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,209
Larry looks at me and says,
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00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,516
"What if the nut bag worked for you?"
410
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:02,914
The problem with profiling serial killers
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00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:06,184
is that you can only do it
after they've killed a bunch of people.
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00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,708
This way, we could learn what we need to
413
00:23:08,733 --> 00:23:10,105
and no one would get hurt.
414
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:12,367
It was a hell of a plan...
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00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,125
on paper.
416
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:17,295
Our first order of business
was to find ourselves a front man.
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00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:19,697
Someone had to run the cult, right?
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00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:22,767
And then, like a gift from the gods,
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00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:24,840
Paternius just falls into our lap.
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00:23:24,865 --> 00:23:27,304
Doo doo doo doo
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00:23:27,329 --> 00:23:30,808
You know I'll be waiting on the corner
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00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,010
Whoo-whoo
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00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,211
Paternius... real name
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Wayne Delancey...
had a health food store
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00:23:35,304 --> 00:23:37,892
on Sunset Boulevard
that specialized in yogurt.
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00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,972
He called the place Counter Culture.
427
00:23:39,997 --> 00:23:43,815
The place had a staff of about 20 girls,
not a bra between 'em.
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00:23:43,847 --> 00:23:45,283
The guy is raking it in.
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00:23:45,308 --> 00:23:47,458
Buys a nice house in the hills,
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00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,888
lives there with 50 or so of his followers.
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00:23:49,913 --> 00:23:53,277
They call themselves Paternians.
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00:23:53,302 --> 00:23:54,732
Local P.D. tossed it our way
433
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,868
because it qualified as cult activity.
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00:23:56,869 --> 00:24:00,071
So we stopped by the yogurt stand
to take a look.
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00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,495
Within five minutes,
it's clear the whole thing is a front
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00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,107
for a drug-dealing operation.
437
00:24:04,132 --> 00:24:06,044
We arrested Wayne in the back
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00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:09,113
loading the cocaine
into little bags himself.
439
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,044
He just gave us a look like,
"Oh, man."
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00:24:16,839 --> 00:24:18,623
So we figured, "Jackpot."
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00:24:18,648 --> 00:24:19,965
We could use this interrogation
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00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:22,711
to get inside the head of a cult leader.
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00:24:22,736 --> 00:24:23,138
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00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:26,998
Wayne, if it wasn't a spiritual journey,
what was it?
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00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,402
I've just always really loved getting high.
446
00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:34,239
What about the women?
447
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,540
Turns out they really love
getting high, too.
448
00:24:38,565 --> 00:24:40,923
He was always real fast with a quip.
449
00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:42,581
Yeah, I was jealous of it.
450
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,516
- We're gonna have to clip your wings.
- No, no, I get it.
451
00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:49,053
Time to get this old boy
back on the reservation
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00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:51,372
and let him play possum till the next time.
453
00:24:51,397 --> 00:24:55,094
Crazy Horse taps me on the shoulder
and says, "Let's ride."
454
00:24:57,229 --> 00:25:00,785
I don't really know what that means, but...
455
00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:02,800
how about we make a deal?
456
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,471
That's a beautiful word, "deal"
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00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:09,674
and you're talking to a dealer.
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00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:15,142
So the three of us move into
an office, we start making a plan.
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00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:18,037
I gotta say, that damn Wayne,
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00:25:18,062 --> 00:25:19,918
he may have been half a kook,
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00:25:19,943 --> 00:25:23,102
but, boy, when it came to cults,
he was smart as all get-out.
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00:25:23,141 --> 00:25:25,014
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463
00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,673
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00:25:26,697 --> 00:25:28,593
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We asked him, "How do you get members?"
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00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,722
He said we should take out
an ad with nonsense words on it.
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00:25:34,747 --> 00:25:37,722
"Purify. Elevate. Liberate."
468
00:25:37,747 --> 00:25:41,072
People just started calling in
and started sending money for tapes.
469
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,867
There is the world we see,
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00:25:42,892 --> 00:25:47,211
but there's also a second world
that we do not.
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00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:50,615
How do we unlock the door to that world?
472
00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:52,574
Who has the keys?
473
00:25:52,599 --> 00:25:53,828
Who lives there?
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00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,860
What do they have for breakfast?
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00:25:55,885 --> 00:25:57,355
He couldn't be Paternius anymore,
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00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,716
so we had to come up with a new identity.
477
00:25:59,741 --> 00:26:02,260
Cooper was from Pittsburgh,
big Steelers fan.
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00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,262
Oh, yeah, man, I love the Steelers.
479
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,997
Wayne suggests everyone in the cult
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00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:08,661
should just be
the players names rearranged.
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00:26:08,686 --> 00:26:11,369
Bradshaw became Shawbard.
482
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:15,341
Greene and Harris became Negree and Sharir.
483
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:16,912
Father calls me Ra-Temblar.
484
00:26:16,937 --> 00:26:20,945
"Tem" is for the temple, and "blar" is
for the blaring of the message of love.
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00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,682
I was named after God's kindness.
486
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,363
Nope. You weren't named after kindness,
487
00:26:24,388 --> 00:26:26,317
you were named after Jack Lambert,
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00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:29,973
meanest son of a bitch
to ever play the game.
489
00:26:29,998 --> 00:26:33,658
When God saw Jack Lambert play football,
he pissed his pants.
490
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:37,261
Wayne even thought
everyone should wear Steeler colors.
491
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,031
These people thought they were
on a path to enlightenment.
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00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:44,635
And unbeknownst to them, they were dressed
like a bunch of drunks at a tailgate.
493
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,785
We had a lot of fun.
494
00:26:46,810 --> 00:26:49,016
I don't think about it much
because of how it ended,
495
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,275
but those were good times to be
496
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,845
in the elite cult unit of the FBI.
497
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:07,158
It's like sending
your kid off to college.
498
00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:12,897
We even loaned out a Rolls-Royce
from evidence for him to drive to Oregon.
499
00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:15,032
I remember patting on the hood
and telling him,
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00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:16,901
"Screw who you want, do what you want,
501
00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:18,903
but stay off the drugs, Wayne."
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00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,647
Everything got off to a great start.
503
00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,179
People were showing up every day,
504
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:31,115
and they were totally
under Ra-Shawbard's control.
505
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:34,185
So we started our experiment
to see how easily cult members
506
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:37,455
would surrender
their free will to a leader.
507
00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:40,358
These people ate up
everything Wayne told them to do.
508
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,093
He had them talking to vegetables,
509
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:45,410
dancing for hours on end,
spinning in circles.
510
00:27:45,435 --> 00:27:47,005
It was genius.
511
00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:49,711
But my favorite was Wayne's signature
512
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:52,403
heliumtopic meditation.
513
00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:58,599
_
514
00:27:58,624 --> 00:28:00,789
Once a week,
members would suck on helium
515
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:04,901
and then admit
what they were most ashamed of.
516
00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:10,521
When I was 15...
517
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:15,694
I stole my grandmother's locket
from my mother's jewelry drawer.
518
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:22,468
I pawned it to get money
to go to Florida with my friends.
519
00:28:23,273 --> 00:28:25,169
After they confessed,
the rest of the group
520
00:28:25,194 --> 00:28:27,329
would wail on them with pool noodles.
521
00:28:27,354 --> 00:28:28,654
_
522
00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,147
And then finish up with a big old orgy
523
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:39,224
with one great Wayne detail...
524
00:28:39,249 --> 00:28:41,805
they had to scream their orgasms into jars
525
00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:43,575
so that they could be saved.
526
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,360
_
527
00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:54,232
He told us that we should save
our moments of ecstasy
528
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,283
should there ever come a time
when darkness falls.
529
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,005
It's a career case.
530
00:29:01,006 --> 00:29:03,139
I figured I might be in line
for deputy director,
531
00:29:03,164 --> 00:29:04,671
if not director one day.
532
00:29:04,696 --> 00:29:06,960
When we showed the world
what these cults were really about,
533
00:29:06,985 --> 00:29:10,015
who would ever join one again?
534
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,690
Of course, we...
535
00:29:11,715 --> 00:29:14,070
we didn't count on Ra-Sharir.
536
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:23,095
Ra-Sharir showed up after the first wave.
537
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:28,975
And immediately engrained herself
538
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,997
into Wayne's inner circle.
539
00:29:31,022 --> 00:29:34,138
Wayne told us she was
a true believer like he'd never seen.
540
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:37,174
I told him, "Don't you ever let her forget
who's in charge."
541
00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:40,077
And, remember, stay off the drugs, Wayne."
542
00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:44,849
He had a wicker chair, and
Ra-Sharir started calling it his throne.
543
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:46,978
We should have seen that as a red flag.
544
00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:48,553
I didn't care about the throne.
545
00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:51,122
What I cared about is,
somehow this Ra-Sharir
546
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:54,492
was becoming the spokesperson
for the cult that I started.
547
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,961
When I read about the sign
in the grocery store,
548
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,253
I was very upset.
549
00:29:58,278 --> 00:30:00,705
Then she goes
and she makes it a national news story
550
00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:03,134
by threatening to rename the town.
551
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,618
Tonight, a small town in Oregon
may lose its name.
552
00:30:06,643 --> 00:30:08,372
Ra-Sharbarda.
553
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:11,042
I reached out to Wayne,
I made it very clear,
554
00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:15,146
I said, "Wayne, you've gotta put
a stop to her."
555
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,582
You're a little out of your lane, Wayne.
556
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:22,217
Any chance you can pull
your friend Ra-Sharir back for us?
557
00:30:22,242 --> 00:30:24,021
Who?
558
00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:25,114
Ra-Sharir, Wayne.
559
00:30:25,139 --> 00:30:27,487
The one who seems
to be running things over there.
560
00:30:27,512 --> 00:30:29,427
What? Ra-Sharir?
561
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,995
Yeah, that's right... Ra-Sharir.
562
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,265
Where?
563
00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:34,632
Oh, yeah, man.
564
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,267
Ra-Sharir, she's...
565
00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:39,054
Yeah, she's... what a dynamite lady.
566
00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:41,021
Bill you gotta meet her.
567
00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:42,840
How the (bleep) am I gonna meet her, Wayne?
568
00:30:42,865 --> 00:30:45,181
I'm an FBI agent, and she's a cult member.
569
00:30:45,206 --> 00:30:46,490
Who is?
570
00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:48,594
Goddamn it. Ra-Sha...
571
00:30:48,619 --> 00:30:50,414
Wayne, are you back on drugs?
572
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:53,427
That was our one rule, you son of a bitch!
573
00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:55,602
Whoa! Take it easy.
574
00:30:55,627 --> 00:30:57,126
Uncalled for.
575
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:06,664
I always really regretted yelling at him.
576
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:09,934
Especially since it was
the last time I ever spoke to him.
577
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:12,036
News today out of
the Shawbard Valley Ranch,
578
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,537
where Ra-Sharir has announced
579
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:16,607
that Father Ra-Shawbard
has taken a vow of silence.
580
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:19,910
Father will use his silence to contemplate
581
00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:22,136
what plagues this world.
582
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,628
I saw him in that chair,
583
00:31:24,653 --> 00:31:27,802
and I realized we had to get him out.
584
00:31:27,827 --> 00:31:29,620
We made a plan.
585
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,490
Larry would go in undercover
and extract Wayne.
586
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,628
One day passes,
and I-I don't hear from Larry.
587
00:31:40,653 --> 00:31:43,467
Then two days, then three.
588
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,660
Then on the fourth, I see him on the news,
589
00:31:45,685 --> 00:31:48,439
dancing with other cult members.
590
00:31:53,149 --> 00:31:56,881
Thinking, "Boy, Larry's really
going deep cover on this one."
591
00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:57,903
Then he calls.
592
00:31:57,928 --> 00:31:59,517
Bill?
593
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:02,535
Larry! Where the hell have you been?
594
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,932
Uh, it's not Larry anymore.
595
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:07,224
- My name is Ra-Tunbol.
- What?!
596
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:10,526
I'm Ra-Tunbol now.
And I'm finally home.
597
00:32:10,551 --> 00:32:12,563
Ra-Tunbol?
598
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:15,399
God! It's not Tunbol, it's Blount!
599
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,469
He named you after
hall-of-fame cornerback Mel Blount!
600
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,822
Be happy that the man
you once knew as Larry Cooper
601
00:32:20,854 --> 00:32:24,108
has found a peace he never knew
in the life he's leaving behind.
602
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,742
You're not a cult member, Larry.
603
00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,783
Did you ever think
you might be a member of a cult?
604
00:32:27,808 --> 00:32:29,068
The cult of law enforcement?
605
00:32:29,093 --> 00:32:32,557
(Bleep) you, Larry!
606
00:32:32,582 --> 00:32:34,461
I did go in to extract Wayne.
607
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,487
That was always the plan.
608
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:40,524
But every time I talked
to a Shawbardite to get information,
609
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:43,861
I left the conversation
feeling better about myself.
610
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:47,791
I'd been divorced twice,
and my kids didn't talk to me.
611
00:32:47,823 --> 00:32:49,799
Maybe it's cause I drank too much back then
612
00:32:49,824 --> 00:32:51,335
or never called them.
613
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,404
Maybe it's because I spent
too much damn time
614
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:54,905
hanging out with serial killers.
615
00:32:54,906 --> 00:33:00,479
Point is, the Shawbardites taught me
to forgive myself.
616
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,298
And once I did...
617
00:33:03,323 --> 00:33:05,516
I was happy.
618
00:33:17,202 --> 00:33:19,663
Well, I knew I had to go to the brass.
619
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,989
_
620
00:33:22,014 --> 00:33:24,702
Jack Fancy was our section chief.
621
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,513
Walking into his office,
thinking it couldn't be worse,
622
00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:29,870
and when I opened the door,
623
00:33:29,895 --> 00:33:31,885
he's watching Ra-Sharir on the news.
624
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:35,076
This is an attack by the federal government
625
00:33:35,101 --> 00:33:37,348
on a religion of peace.
626
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,818
Tonight, we bring you video
out of Shawbard Valley Ranch,
627
00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:44,255
but we warn you
what you're about to see is graphic.
628
00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:45,634
Ra-Sharir?
629
00:33:45,659 --> 00:33:47,269
Oh, my God!
630
00:33:47,294 --> 00:33:49,300
So I'm watching this.
631
00:33:49,325 --> 00:33:51,570
Bill walks in, and I turn to him and say,
632
00:33:51,602 --> 00:33:55,132
"Do you notice that driver
looks a lot like Agent Cooper?"
633
00:33:57,413 --> 00:34:00,446
"By the way, where is Agent Cooper?"
634
00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:03,007
He just started to cry.
635
00:34:03,858 --> 00:34:06,052
Yeah, I cried.
636
00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:07,763
I cried hard.
637
00:34:07,803 --> 00:34:09,947
Cried for a real long time.
638
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,194
If you thought
things couldn't get worse
639
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:26,864
for the people of the town formerly known
as Chinook, you'd be mistaken,
640
00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:30,887
as over half of the townspeople
now are infected with pink eye.
641
00:34:30,912 --> 00:34:33,003
Medical officials say
they've seen an influx
642
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,951
of affected patients and are worried
643
00:34:34,976 --> 00:34:38,014
that they've got a full-scale epidemic
on their hands.
644
00:34:38,039 --> 00:34:40,025
In an effort to get to the bottom of why
645
00:34:40,050 --> 00:34:42,494
so may in our town have fallen ill,
646
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:45,192
our local law enforcement
has pulled security video
647
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,718
from all eating establishments.
648
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,753
We do not think it is a coincidence
649
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:54,924
that a town that has never had
this problem before is having it now...
650
00:34:54,949 --> 00:34:57,428
after a group of Shawbardites touched
651
00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:03,467
all the items in the salad bar
without even getting a salad.
652
00:35:06,514 --> 00:35:10,352
So if our friend Ra-Sharir is watching,
653
00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:13,611
I'd just like to say one thing...
654
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,892
enough is enough.
655
00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:20,951
Turns out Ra-Sharir wasn't satisfied
656
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,768
with giving conjunctivitis to Chinook.
657
00:35:23,793 --> 00:35:28,459
She was building a pink-eye army
to infiltrate all of Oregon.
658
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:34,498
It was diabolical
because pink eye is so contagious.
659
00:35:37,984 --> 00:35:41,583
Around this time,
we got a hit on Ra-Sharir from Interpol.
660
00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:47,778
Her real name is Saavi Chambal,
and she was a known hypnotist.
661
00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:50,247
She was also wanted in five countries.
662
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:52,917
Turned out, she had
a history of joining cults
663
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:56,353
with the suspected goal
of convincing everyone to go off themselves
664
00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:58,122
so she could get away with the money.
665
00:35:58,123 --> 00:36:02,159
We even found some photos that led us
to believe she was at Jonestown.
666
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:07,280
That was all we needed
to surround the ranch.
667
00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:11,255
_
668
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,870
Tensions are running high here
669
00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,772
outside of Shawbard Valley Ranch,
670
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,974
where federal agents
have surrounded the area.
671
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,611
The path to Shawbard Valley Ranch
672
00:36:18,636 --> 00:36:22,212
has been completely blocked
by a barricade of Mason jars.
673
00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:24,605
And what's in these jars is anyone's guess,
674
00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:27,239
but it could be noxious gases.
675
00:36:27,264 --> 00:36:29,920
There was a theory
that we were dealing with chemical warfare.
676
00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:32,756
I called Agent Doss to see what he thought.
677
00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:34,992
I told Agent Fancy
it was probably the jars
678
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:37,728
they screamed their orgasms into.
679
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,263
Then he hung up on me.
680
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:43,067
The hope was that the joy
of the orgasm jars...
681
00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:47,204
would turn back the violent urges
of the law enforcement.
682
00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:54,545
It did not.
683
00:37:05,032 --> 00:37:07,124
They are coming for us.
684
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,428
You can hear them getting closer.
685
00:37:09,453 --> 00:37:12,029
- Shh.
- Sick to my stomach.
686
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:14,898
I knew the power Ra-Sharir
had over those people,
687
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,919
and now I knew what she was planning to do.
688
00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:18,776
But they do not know
689
00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:21,514
that we have a better life waiting for us
690
00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:23,474
after this one, huh?!
691
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,110
Our fear was
that she would give a suicide order,
692
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,706
and that's exactly what she did.
693
00:37:27,731 --> 00:37:32,649
So tell me, are you ready
to die today, huh?
694
00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:35,678
I thought I was going to have
the blood of 200 people on my hands.
695
00:37:35,703 --> 00:37:39,958
I said, are you ready to die today?!
696
00:37:41,235 --> 00:37:42,821
Um, no.
697
00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:45,129
What? Who said that?
698
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:48,090
I just don't think, like, in general,
699
00:37:48,115 --> 00:37:51,368
that's what we're here for.
700
00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:55,061
Are you not here
to follow Father Ra-Shawbard?
701
00:37:55,086 --> 00:37:57,490
We are, but, like, where is he?
702
00:37:57,515 --> 00:38:01,178
He is recovering, and I speak for him.
703
00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:04,314
If I may, I think
what we're all reacting to
704
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:09,027
is how aggressive things have gotten here.
705
00:38:09,052 --> 00:38:12,083
A month ago, this place
had a really good vibe.
706
00:38:12,108 --> 00:38:14,463
Now, there's, like, guns everywhere
707
00:38:14,488 --> 00:38:16,475
and itchy eyes.
708
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:20,330
And there are hardly any orgies.
709
00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:24,642
And it's just not
what we all signed up for.
710
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,136
Everyone look at me!
711
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,571
Here's the thing...
712
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:32,393
the eyes are the most important tool
a hypnotist has.
713
00:38:32,418 --> 00:38:34,091
A hypnotist with pink eye
714
00:38:34,116 --> 00:38:36,847
is like a boxer with two broken hands.
715
00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:44,955
Look at me-e-e-e.
716
00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:47,764
Thank God for pink eye.
717
00:38:47,789 --> 00:38:49,493
In a standoff situation,
718
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:52,875
the dream is everyone comes out
with their hands up.
719
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,883
This was that dream.
720
00:38:56,343 --> 00:38:57,543
_
721
00:38:57,590 --> 00:39:00,613
The siege at Shawbard Valley
Ranch is over before it started,
722
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:03,607
with members turning themselves in
to federal agents.
723
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,843
Most were released
within the course of a day,
724
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:10,080
save for one, Ra-Sharir,
who is in police custody.
725
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,386
We had multiple witnesses
who corroborated
726
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,256
that Ra-Sharir had tried
to pink eye the entire state.
727
00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:21,556
We could have put her away for years.
728
00:39:21,581 --> 00:39:23,944
But she had an ace up her sleeve.
729
00:39:23,969 --> 00:39:25,395
I simply played them a tape
730
00:39:25,396 --> 00:39:27,807
that I thought they might find interesting.
731
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,719
I'm an FBI agent.
732
00:39:35,744 --> 00:39:40,077
My partner and I recruited a man
named Wayne Delancey to start this cult
733
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,580
and then run it to our specifications.
734
00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:53,257
The U.S. government is responsible
for everything that has happened here.
735
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:55,626
I'm sorry.
736
00:39:57,319 --> 00:40:01,883
I cannot speak to why she was released,
but she was released.
737
00:40:01,908 --> 00:40:04,612
Today, the final member
of the Shawbard Valley Ranch
738
00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:06,333
was released from federal custody,
739
00:40:06,358 --> 00:40:09,139
and Ra-Sharir had a message for everyone.
740
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,667
You want to know what I think?
741
00:40:11,692 --> 00:40:14,111
Tough titties!
742
00:40:24,754 --> 00:40:26,952
I took my pension
and never looked back.
743
00:40:26,977 --> 00:40:30,594
I spent the next few years
getting in touch with my kids.
744
00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:34,309
It's not perfect,
but three out of four of them call me Dad.
745
00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:37,173
I kicked around, did some odd jobs.
746
00:40:37,198 --> 00:40:40,252
But something was still missing for me.
747
00:40:40,277 --> 00:40:42,625
And so I went out and found it.
748
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:55,661
I think the thing about me
that surprises people the most
749
00:40:55,686 --> 00:40:57,816
is that I stayed in Chinook.
750
00:40:59,119 --> 00:41:02,165
The reality was, despite how it ended,
751
00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:04,792
I'd enjoyed my time here.
752
00:41:04,817 --> 00:41:05,919
Mm.
753
00:41:05,944 --> 00:41:08,769
I mean, sure, it was weird at first.
754
00:41:08,794 --> 00:41:10,833
But you get used to things.
755
00:41:10,858 --> 00:41:13,817
Plus, she makes a hell of a green juice.
756
00:41:13,842 --> 00:41:16,095
Well, sure, I'm surprised we're friends.
757
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,631
But what can I say?
758
00:41:17,656 --> 00:41:21,615
My God teaches me to forgive.
759
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,580
That doesn't mean I forget.
760
00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:27,229
Every day when I go to pay
for my juice...
761
00:41:27,254 --> 00:41:29,419
I do it in pennies.
762
00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:38,665
What do I think happened
to Wayne Delancey?
763
00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:40,564
He's probably dead.
764
00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:43,546
Agents on the scene
searched Shawbard's domicile
765
00:41:43,571 --> 00:41:45,335
but couldn't find him.
766
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,337
Based on his injuries from the car accident
767
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,072
and the fact that he never saw a doctor,
768
00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:53,500
our best guess, he's buried
on the premises somewhere.
769
00:41:53,525 --> 00:41:55,312
If I ask you to picture Wayne Delancey
770
00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:56,546
with his beard shaved off,
771
00:41:56,547 --> 00:42:00,550
wearing an FBI jacket and sunglasses,
772
00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:04,046
you think it would look anything like this?
773
00:42:04,071 --> 00:42:06,575
And if he is dead,
do you want to explain to me
774
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,679
why every year
on the anniversary of the raid,
775
00:42:09,704 --> 00:42:11,395
I get a Pittsburgh Steelers postcard
776
00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:13,830
sent from a different corner of the globe?
777
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,875
When people find out I'm a Shawbardite,
778
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,240
they are surprised that I still adhere
779
00:42:20,265 --> 00:42:22,239
to the teachings of a con man
780
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,286
who was only pretending
to be a spiritual leader.
781
00:42:25,311 --> 00:42:31,477
And the only thing I can tell them is
that I was sad before I met him...
782
00:42:31,502 --> 00:42:34,635
and happy when I knew him.
783
00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:38,488
And I don't know what more
to want from anyone other than that.
784
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:43,527
I do wish he hadn't stolen from me, though.
785
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:16,294
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