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USA! 10 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,853 They're upset about what they see happening 11 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,133 around them, I get that. 12 00:00:28,181 --> 00:00:29,947 The state department is in the process 13 00:00:29,994 --> 00:00:32,150 of turning over more Hillary Clinton e-mails. 14 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,654 This is far bigger than 15 00:00:33,735 --> 00:00:35,269 the accusations against Donald Trump. 16 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,896 I have a winning temperament. 17 00:00:36,944 --> 00:00:38,701 Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue 18 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:41,198 and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? 19 00:00:41,247 --> 00:00:43,165 Donald Trump trailing Hillary Clinton 20 00:00:43,212 --> 00:00:44,314 by ten points. 21 00:00:44,362 --> 00:00:47,080 There is a very real, palpable fear out there today. 22 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,555 He is threatening our democracy. 23 00:00:49,603 --> 00:00:52,586 It's time to remove the rust from the Rust Belt. 24 00:00:52,634 --> 00:00:53,659 Trump followers clashed 25 00:00:53,693 --> 00:00:55,595 with anti-Trump protesters. 26 00:00:55,704 --> 00:00:57,283 Trump! We want Trump! 27 00:00:57,331 --> 00:00:58,462 You can't just say 28 00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:00,057 whatever pops into your head 29 00:01:00,105 --> 00:01:01,595 if you want to be the President 30 00:01:01,643 --> 00:01:03,798 of the United States of America. 31 00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:10,788 We are going to make this decision now. 32 00:01:10,836 --> 00:01:14,975 The Fox News Decision Desk has called... 33 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,751 Pennsylvania for Donald Trump. 34 00:01:17,892 --> 00:01:20,884 This means that Donald Trump will be 35 00:01:21,035 --> 00:01:24,267 the 45th President of the United States, 36 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,064 winning the most... 37 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,829 unreal, surreal 38 00:01:29,908 --> 00:01:31,830 election we have ever seen. 39 00:01:31,964 --> 00:01:33,744 The revolution has begun. 40 00:01:33,811 --> 00:01:36,381 It's very, very, very close in a lot of... 41 00:01:36,469 --> 00:01:38,547 It's over. If she hasn't won Pennsylvania by now, 42 00:01:38,595 --> 00:01:39,742 she's not coming back. 43 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:41,533 No, that's bullshit. 44 00:01:41,724 --> 00:01:44,129 I won't believe anything until I hear Rachel Maddow say it. 45 00:01:44,177 --> 00:01:45,423 She's the only one I trust. 46 00:01:45,471 --> 00:01:46,806 How is this happening? 47 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:48,806 It's the politics of fear. It always works. 48 00:01:48,929 --> 00:01:53,689 What started off as unlikely, impossible, 49 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:55,556 is now reality. 50 00:01:55,604 --> 00:01:56,712 He said he was 51 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,994 always a winner. 52 00:01:58,042 --> 00:02:00,095 This did not come without controversy... 53 00:02:00,158 --> 00:02:02,220 Fuck you, world! 54 00:02:02,516 --> 00:02:06,470 USA! USA! 55 00:02:06,548 --> 00:02:09,384 USA...! 56 00:02:09,569 --> 00:02:10,970 Ha-ha! 57 00:02:11,003 --> 00:02:12,538 Have now confirmed that 58 00:02:12,572 --> 00:02:14,830 Secretary Clinton has conceded 59 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:16,283 to Donald Trump. 60 00:02:16,331 --> 00:02:19,331 Uh, this concession took place in a phone call. 61 00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:21,214 It is my high honor... 62 00:02:22,515 --> 00:02:24,087 to introduce to you 63 00:02:24,135 --> 00:02:27,361 the President Elect of the United States 64 00:02:27,441 --> 00:02:29,610 of America, Donald Trump. 65 00:02:29,722 --> 00:02:32,092 ♪♪ 66 00:02:32,139 --> 00:02:34,139 ♪♪ 67 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,431 No! 68 00:02:37,564 --> 00:02:39,158 Oh, my... 69 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:40,258 no... 70 00:02:40,306 --> 00:02:42,064 USA! 71 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,904 USA! 72 00:02:45,071 --> 00:02:46,772 Oh, Ivy, no! 73 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:48,353 Is that bad? Did he win? 74 00:02:53,797 --> 00:02:56,267 Oh, go to hell, Huffington Post! 75 00:02:56,392 --> 00:02:58,056 Fuck you, Nate Silver! 76 00:02:58,165 --> 00:03:00,947 Oh, my God, how could they have been so wrong about this? 77 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,922 You have to do your cookie breathing 78 00:03:02,955 --> 00:03:05,125 - You've got to do your cookie breathing. - I can't do my cookie breathing. 79 00:03:05,158 --> 00:03:06,526 - Give me one deep breath. - No. 80 00:03:06,559 --> 00:03:10,056 Freedom! 81 00:03:10,128 --> 00:03:13,087 Oh, my God, Ivy. 82 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:16,572 Merrick Garland. 83 00:03:17,055 --> 00:03:19,391 What's gonna happen with Merrick Garland? 84 00:03:19,447 --> 00:03:20,955 You want to know who to get mad at for this? 85 00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:22,236 Our own state of Michigan. 86 00:03:22,342 --> 00:03:24,244 She's losing by 10,000 votes. 87 00:03:24,277 --> 00:03:25,501 That's the size of this town. 88 00:03:25,611 --> 00:03:27,066 And who's at 40,000 votes and counting? 89 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:28,414 Jill Stein. 90 00:03:30,505 --> 00:03:32,074 Is that true? 91 00:03:32,185 --> 00:03:35,486 path to victory that was unlike 92 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:37,430 anything we've ever seen. It did not come 93 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,642 without controversy. It did not come 94 00:03:39,690 --> 00:03:41,192 without splitting this country 95 00:03:41,272 --> 00:03:43,673 in some of the most divisive language. 96 00:03:43,721 --> 00:03:45,345 It does come now, 97 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:48,509 at a time where his supporters say, 98 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:50,438 "This is the evidence..." 99 00:03:50,508 --> 00:03:52,649 I hope every one of those voters who decided it was 100 00:03:52,697 --> 00:03:55,157 a good time to cast a protest vote is happy when that... 101 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:56,909 psycho gets us all killed. 102 00:03:56,942 --> 00:03:58,455 Honey, don't get so worked up. 103 00:03:58,502 --> 00:03:59,596 Shut up, Marylin. 104 00:03:59,644 --> 00:04:02,228 I told you to go vote, but you didn't listen. 105 00:04:02,307 --> 00:04:04,417 Now look what happened. Look at our friends on the couch 106 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:06,486 and tell them that they might not be able to maintain 107 00:04:06,519 --> 00:04:08,795 their rights as a married couple because you were too busy today 108 00:04:08,842 --> 00:04:10,674 on Etsy to go vote! 109 00:04:19,846 --> 00:04:22,330 I don't want you to not be married anymore. 110 00:04:22,486 --> 00:04:24,127 Oh, sweetheart. 111 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:26,463 Sweetheart, come here. 112 00:04:26,713 --> 00:04:29,033 Listen to me, you don't have to worry about that. 113 00:04:29,092 --> 00:04:31,094 That is never going to happen. 114 00:04:31,377 --> 00:04:32,611 Okay? 115 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,142 Oz, you don't have to worry. 116 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:38,158 'Cause nothing is gonna happen to us. 117 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:40,140 Okay? 118 00:04:40,274 --> 00:04:43,204 Donald J. Trump of New York. 119 00:05:13,586 --> 00:05:16,789 ♪ Om... ♪ 120 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:24,414 It's gonna be... huge. 121 00:05:24,898 --> 00:05:26,875 It's really good you didn't come, actually. 122 00:05:26,961 --> 00:05:28,554 Everyone's losing their shit. 123 00:05:28,609 --> 00:05:29,882 It's like we went to a wedding 124 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,164 and it turned into a funeral. 125 00:05:32,921 --> 00:05:35,275 We gave a year of our lives to this. 126 00:05:35,515 --> 00:05:36,842 I dropped out of Vassar. 127 00:05:36,906 --> 00:05:38,278 Why would they send us to Florida 128 00:05:38,336 --> 00:05:39,961 when we should've been in Wisconsin? 129 00:05:40,195 --> 00:05:41,358 What if I get pregnant now? 130 00:05:41,406 --> 00:05:42,656 Where will I get an abortion? 131 00:05:42,726 --> 00:05:44,984 - I know. Everyone's upset. - Oh, God. 132 00:05:45,109 --> 00:05:46,552 What is wrong with CNN 133 00:05:46,586 --> 00:05:47,805 for not giving us a trigger warning 134 00:05:47,852 --> 00:05:49,843 before they announce the results? 135 00:05:50,656 --> 00:05:53,507 I just... I don't know what's real anymore. 136 00:05:56,039 --> 00:05:58,656 She was supposed to win. 137 00:05:59,197 --> 00:06:01,265 Is this really happening? 138 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,135 Oh, my God. 139 00:06:03,242 --> 00:06:05,632 You're kind of scaring me right now, Winter. 140 00:06:05,921 --> 00:06:08,140 You cannot self-harm again. 141 00:06:08,218 --> 00:06:10,187 Don't go back down that road. 142 00:06:10,435 --> 00:06:11,640 Winter? 143 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:14,003 Jesus. 144 00:06:15,884 --> 00:06:17,796 You're such an asshole. 145 00:06:18,898 --> 00:06:21,101 Did you come in here to rub it in? 146 00:06:22,226 --> 00:06:23,664 Get out! 147 00:06:24,372 --> 00:06:25,673 Get out! 148 00:06:49,294 --> 00:06:51,662 I'm just so scared now. 149 00:06:54,736 --> 00:06:56,737 Everyone is. 150 00:07:00,893 --> 00:07:04,564 ♪♪ 151 00:07:04,611 --> 00:07:08,112 ♪♪ 152 00:07:34,394 --> 00:07:37,597 ♪♪ 153 00:08:05,012 --> 00:08:09,262 *AMERICAN HORROR STORY* Season 07 Episode 01 Title: "Election Night" 154 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,167 Come here. 155 00:08:22,492 --> 00:08:23,718 Wait, stop. 156 00:08:23,773 --> 00:08:25,578 - Stop. - Getting to your favorite part. 157 00:08:25,626 --> 00:08:26,742 Wait. 158 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,425 Somebody's watching us. 159 00:08:28,528 --> 00:08:29,795 I can feel it. 160 00:08:33,717 --> 00:08:36,312 I know who. Twisty. 161 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:38,570 What are you talking about? 162 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,671 It was like 50, 60 years ago. 163 00:08:40,719 --> 00:08:41,810 Mm-hmm? 164 00:08:41,858 --> 00:08:43,547 Right here on this spot. 165 00:08:43,595 --> 00:08:46,164 A deranged clown attacked a couple on a picnic. 166 00:08:46,227 --> 00:08:47,765 He hacked the dude to death. 167 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:52,945 They say you can tell it's him by the layer of drool 168 00:08:53,056 --> 00:08:54,937 he leaves behind 'cause he got his jaw blown off 169 00:08:55,031 --> 00:08:56,507 by a shotgun blast. 170 00:08:56,593 --> 00:08:59,054 You're such an asshole. You're just trying to scare me. 171 00:08:59,117 --> 00:09:02,453 'Cause I know it turns you on. 172 00:09:14,695 --> 00:09:15,847 Oh, my God. 173 00:09:15,918 --> 00:09:17,160 Oh! 174 00:09:18,202 --> 00:09:19,606 Get out of here. 175 00:09:19,735 --> 00:09:20,969 Get out of here! 176 00:09:23,394 --> 00:09:25,063 I'm gonna blow you away, fucker. 177 00:09:29,441 --> 00:09:31,003 Oh, my... 178 00:09:51,526 --> 00:09:53,174 Please help! 179 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:55,577 Help! 180 00:10:02,592 --> 00:10:04,761 ♪♪ 181 00:10:10,222 --> 00:10:11,745 Oh, my God. 182 00:10:48,091 --> 00:10:49,558 911 operator. What's your emergency? 183 00:10:51,841 --> 00:10:53,777 Hello. Hello? 184 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:56,266 911 operator. Can I have your location? 185 00:10:59,731 --> 00:11:01,981 No! No! 186 00:11:06,222 --> 00:11:09,493 Hello? Ma'am, I can't hear you. 187 00:11:09,526 --> 00:11:11,090 Are you in need of assistance? 188 00:11:11,184 --> 00:11:12,184 Ma'am? 189 00:11:13,363 --> 00:11:16,036 Wrong number. 190 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:21,671 "Rraarrrggha... 191 00:11:21,705 --> 00:11:23,137 nnumbber." 192 00:11:23,272 --> 00:11:24,629 Ozzie, sweetheart. 193 00:11:24,677 --> 00:11:26,546 You were supposed to be asleep 30 minutes ago. 194 00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:27,857 Come on. What are you reading? 195 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,614 Nothing. Ozzie. 196 00:11:30,786 --> 00:11:32,942 Come on, honey. A picture of a bare breast 197 00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:34,754 or an erect penis never hurt anyone. 198 00:11:34,809 --> 00:11:36,747 Come on, fork it over. 199 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:39,637 Come on. 200 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,776 Mom! 201 00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,463 Mom! 202 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:09,471 Aah! I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. 203 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,291 You know I can't. You know I'm afraid. 204 00:12:11,354 --> 00:12:12,376 I'm sorry. 205 00:12:12,424 --> 00:12:14,339 - It's not your fault, Oz. - You know I'm afraid. 206 00:12:14,386 --> 00:12:16,736 I can't look at that. Why would you have it in the house? It's just... 207 00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:19,580 Stop it! God! 208 00:12:20,401 --> 00:12:21,892 Oh, no! 209 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,380 That's why it's called a phobia. 210 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,369 It's an irrational fear. Doesn't make it any 211 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,854 less scary for your mom, 212 00:12:28,171 --> 00:12:29,823 but it's just a comic book. 213 00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,137 Just a comic book. 214 00:12:31,276 --> 00:12:35,252 Okay. Okay. Okay. 215 00:12:36,348 --> 00:12:37,660 Come on. 216 00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:40,994 I'm sorry, sweetie. 217 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:42,243 I'm sorry. Here. 218 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,658 Come here. 219 00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:45,385 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 220 00:12:45,455 --> 00:12:47,090 All right. 221 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,769 Okay. 222 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:53,354 We should all get to bed. 223 00:12:54,178 --> 00:12:56,251 Okay? 224 00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:58,502 Okay? She'll be fine. 225 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,761 Good night. 226 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,599 I am so sorry. My phobias 227 00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:17,082 are starting to affect our son. 228 00:13:19,071 --> 00:13:21,818 Whatever the reason is... 229 00:13:22,031 --> 00:13:23,700 we'll work through it. 230 00:13:27,296 --> 00:13:28,331 Okay? 231 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,960 We will now take statements 232 00:13:35,008 --> 00:13:39,347 from the public on 73-52, approving extended overtime 233 00:13:39,395 --> 00:13:41,326 for sheriff's deputies to stand guard 234 00:13:41,411 --> 00:13:44,669 at the Jewish Community Center on Wildcliff Lane. 235 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:48,763 First, and only, on the list to speak, 236 00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:50,313 is Kai Anderson 237 00:13:50,436 --> 00:13:53,029 from 4318 Commodore Court. 238 00:13:53,322 --> 00:13:55,099 My fellow Americans, 239 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:59,341 what do humans love the most? 240 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:03,794 To what do we give our highest value? 241 00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:06,115 Is it family... 242 00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:07,802 friends... 243 00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:10,615 our homes... money... 244 00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:13,505 notoriety? 245 00:14:14,576 --> 00:14:16,333 No. 246 00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:20,375 Above all, humans love fear. 247 00:14:20,674 --> 00:14:23,341 The fear that, over time, we have honed 248 00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:26,925 and polished and built up, brick by brick, 249 00:14:26,973 --> 00:14:28,576 until it stands before us 250 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:33,317 every day as tall as the Trump Tower. 251 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,185 How do I know we love fear more than our children? 252 00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:38,764 Because we are willing to ruin their lives 253 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:41,607 in service of some irrational fear of losing them. 254 00:14:41,787 --> 00:14:44,466 No, Billy, you can't walk to school today. 255 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:45,880 What if somebody kidnaps you? 256 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,680 Clara-Belle, don't listen to rap music. 257 00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:51,130 You might get bad ideas about yourself. 258 00:14:51,442 --> 00:14:53,061 Every day 259 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,919 we are choosing fear over freedom. 260 00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:58,802 Freedom of movement, freedom of congregation, 261 00:14:58,850 --> 00:14:59,998 - freedom of thought... - I'm sorry. 262 00:15:00,045 --> 00:15:02,169 I'm not seeing what this has to do with the motion. 263 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,599 Because you don't see anything. 264 00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:06,419 None of you do. 265 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,263 Fear is currency. 266 00:15:08,322 --> 00:15:09,560 It has value. 267 00:15:09,684 --> 00:15:11,146 We don't need more cops. 268 00:15:11,194 --> 00:15:12,380 We need less. 269 00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:14,771 We don't need to protect the Jewish Community Center. 270 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,544 We need to let them blow it up! 271 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:18,302 Order! 272 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,702 I'm trying to help you. Don't you see? 273 00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:20,865 They want to be scared. 274 00:15:20,913 --> 00:15:22,317 They yearn to be so scared 275 00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:23,577 that they don't have to think anymore, 276 00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:25,358 that they don't have to want for anything anymore. 277 00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:27,193 Fear will release them from their desires 278 00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:28,294 and their ambitions 279 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:29,918 and their bullshit needs! 280 00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:31,936 And then they will come running to us like children 281 00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:33,219 in a feverish nightmare. 282 00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,410 And the chosen few who are not afraid 283 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,489 of the seas and the heights 284 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,324 and the beasts of the world will return 285 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,240 at the head of the evolutionary table to shepherd the weak 286 00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:43,214 into the chosen promised land 287 00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:46,333 - of truth and freedom! - Okay. 288 00:15:47,091 --> 00:15:48,552 Okay. Let me get this straight. 289 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,901 You want us... 290 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:54,169 to just let chaos reign in our community 291 00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:57,794 so that everyone gets so scared that they'll, what, 292 00:15:57,842 --> 00:16:01,083 give us some sort of unlimited power to protect them? 293 00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:09,982 Haven't you been watching what's going on in the world? 294 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:12,833 I'm just telling you what's happening, man. 295 00:16:13,029 --> 00:16:15,122 Mm-hmm. Young man... 296 00:16:15,461 --> 00:16:17,607 I appreciate that a lot of you 4chan guys 297 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:21,130 feel empowered to join the rest of us in civil society 298 00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,919 now that Papa Bear Trump is telling you it's okay. 299 00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:26,326 But let me send you a message. 300 00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,732 This is a blip, 301 00:16:27,823 --> 00:16:29,443 a temporary intifada. 302 00:16:29,491 --> 00:16:32,786 I know it feels good to have your worst instincts validated, 303 00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:35,590 but don't be fooled. Use this opportunity, 304 00:16:35,638 --> 00:16:37,178 now that you're out of your parents' basement, 305 00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:40,076 to meet a few people that aren't like you. 306 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,551 You are afraid. We are not. 307 00:16:44,728 --> 00:16:46,216 And with no one else to speak, 308 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,615 let's vote on 73-52. 309 00:16:48,664 --> 00:16:50,033 Those in favor. 310 00:16:51,735 --> 00:16:53,122 Opposed. 311 00:16:54,152 --> 00:16:55,935 Motion passes. 312 00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:58,201 On to the next order of business. 313 00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:10,486 What was that? 314 00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:16,097 I said there is nothing more dangerous in this world 315 00:17:16,145 --> 00:17:18,213 than a humiliated man. 316 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,101 Our housekeeper is gone. Did I mention that? 317 00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:29,804 The moment that man got elected, she just stopped showing up 318 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,805 and we don't know if she went back to Guatemala 319 00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:33,687 or was rounded up. 320 00:17:34,343 --> 00:17:36,960 It's awful. I honestly don't know 321 00:17:37,046 --> 00:17:39,397 how I'm gonna get through the next four years, Dr. Vincent. 322 00:17:39,499 --> 00:17:41,046 I really don't. 323 00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:44,253 My anxiety is just as intense now 324 00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:45,855 as it was on election night. 325 00:17:45,889 --> 00:17:48,553 I just keep reliving it over and over 326 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,604 and it's triggered all the old phobias. 327 00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:55,155 And I thought I-I-I put that behind me years ago. 328 00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,789 - The recurrence of the coulrophobia? - Yes. 329 00:17:57,922 --> 00:18:00,695 The clowns. 330 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,297 But also... 331 00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:10,485 confined spaces and, uh, uh, blood... 332 00:18:10,954 --> 00:18:13,190 particles in the air, the dark, 333 00:18:13,238 --> 00:18:15,711 that coral thing that's been staring at me 334 00:18:15,819 --> 00:18:17,602 since I came in here. 335 00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:22,323 You have a fear of coral? No. 336 00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:24,055 No, uh... 337 00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:25,764 I-I, uh... 338 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,489 It's the holes. I... 339 00:18:34,757 --> 00:18:36,372 It's repulsive. 340 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:39,928 It's been sitting there for months. 341 00:18:39,976 --> 00:18:41,122 Yes, I know, 342 00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:42,837 and I have been managing that. 343 00:18:43,646 --> 00:18:45,748 It's just... 344 00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:47,083 since election night, 345 00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,781 everything is just so much worse. 346 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,382 This is just like what happened to me 347 00:18:52,492 --> 00:18:55,757 in college after 9/11 when I couldn't leave my apartment. 348 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,710 But you got through it. 349 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,895 Ivy got me through it. 350 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:07,503 Meeting her... 351 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:11,125 wanting to be well enough to be with her... 352 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:14,750 to prove to her that I was stable enough 353 00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:17,193 to make a life with. 354 00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:21,664 I was willing to white-knuckle it, 355 00:19:21,885 --> 00:19:24,937 but then I didn't have to... 356 00:19:25,178 --> 00:19:27,281 because Barack was elected 357 00:19:28,019 --> 00:19:31,923 and-and it was as if the universe... 358 00:19:32,687 --> 00:19:34,351 righted itself. 359 00:19:34,558 --> 00:19:36,890 I loved our president. 360 00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:38,421 I was proud of him. 361 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,906 And for the first time, I was included in the discussion, 362 00:19:41,975 --> 00:19:43,218 in the world. 363 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,781 Do you want to know how I'm dealing? 364 00:19:44,853 --> 00:19:47,781 I cut out social media. 365 00:19:48,351 --> 00:19:49,625 Deleted my Twitter account. 366 00:19:49,673 --> 00:19:50,821 I don't need to know every crazy thing 367 00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:51,714 that's happening in the world, 368 00:19:51,762 --> 00:19:54,726 especially if there's nothing I can do about it. 369 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,289 I put all my energy 370 00:19:56,337 --> 00:19:57,476 into working out. 371 00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:00,164 You do look good. 372 00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:01,580 Heh. 373 00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:02,865 CrossFit? 374 00:20:02,913 --> 00:20:04,226 TRX. 375 00:20:04,515 --> 00:20:06,750 Now, I want you to check out of the world 376 00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:08,203 and into your life. 377 00:20:08,284 --> 00:20:10,578 And I'm prescribing a mild anti-anxiety medication. 378 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,398 Oh, no. No, no, no. I-I-I don't like to take drugs. 379 00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:16,601 And I don't like prescribing them, but you need them. 380 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,742 Look, we're all uneasy with the state of the world, 381 00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,648 but your reactions have been 382 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,671 extreme, and if you don't do something about it, 383 00:20:24,719 --> 00:20:26,664 it's going to affect your child, 384 00:20:26,753 --> 00:20:29,281 your marriage, everything. 385 00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,101 It already has. 386 00:20:35,557 --> 00:20:37,828 It's all gonna be okay. 387 00:20:43,506 --> 00:20:45,414 Is it? 388 00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:50,306 and a fair hearing 389 00:20:50,406 --> 00:20:52,075 for their concerns. 390 00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:55,679 But then the quiet voices 391 00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:57,601 became a loud chorus, 392 00:20:57,649 --> 00:21:00,851 as thousands of citizens now spoke out together 393 00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:02,835 from cities small and large... 394 00:21:02,883 --> 00:21:04,989 Seems slow tonight. 395 00:21:05,484 --> 00:21:07,585 Yeah. I guess everybody's at home 396 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,007 watching the president's speech. 397 00:21:09,055 --> 00:21:13,007 Yeah. Can you believe the stuff he's saying? 398 00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:14,707 Yeah, I know. 399 00:21:14,828 --> 00:21:17,266 We finally got a real leader in Washington. 400 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,898 but crucial demand, 401 00:21:19,015 --> 00:21:21,130 that America must put 402 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,617 its own citizens first 403 00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:25,906 because only then can we truly 404 00:21:25,954 --> 00:21:29,710 make America great again. 405 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,220 Hello? 406 00:23:29,832 --> 00:23:31,811 ♪ Left with nothing ♪ 407 00:23:31,896 --> 00:23:33,864 ♪ It's better than something ♪ 408 00:23:34,503 --> 00:23:35,804 ♪ Left with nothing ♪ 409 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:40,135 Help. Help. 410 00:23:40,447 --> 00:23:41,728 Help me. 411 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,322 Oh... 412 00:23:44,454 --> 00:23:46,256 Who are you?! 413 00:23:55,624 --> 00:23:57,293 ♪♪ 414 00:24:07,035 --> 00:24:08,671 Aah! 415 00:24:56,385 --> 00:24:57,899 What's up, babe? 416 00:24:57,947 --> 00:25:00,868 Ivy. Ivy! 417 00:25:01,104 --> 00:25:02,905 They're trying to kill me. 418 00:25:03,025 --> 00:25:05,774 What do I do? What do I do?! 419 00:25:05,822 --> 00:25:07,001 I don't understand. 420 00:25:07,049 --> 00:25:08,142 What are you talking about? 421 00:25:08,189 --> 00:25:09,281 Are you still at the store? 422 00:25:09,330 --> 00:25:11,199 Just stay where you are. I'm calling the police. 423 00:25:11,246 --> 00:25:13,626 Don't hang up, Ivy! 424 00:25:14,354 --> 00:25:16,900 Calm down, Ally. Just breathe. 425 00:25:28,576 --> 00:25:30,711 All right, thank you. 426 00:25:40,425 --> 00:25:41,992 So, what did he say? 427 00:25:42,313 --> 00:25:43,844 Did they find anything? 428 00:25:44,157 --> 00:25:46,093 He said they're looking into it. 429 00:25:47,481 --> 00:25:48,829 What does that mean? 430 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:52,087 There wasn't anything on the security cameras? 431 00:25:52,649 --> 00:25:54,336 Didn't they talk to the cashier? 432 00:25:54,412 --> 00:25:55,751 He just saw you screaming in the aisles 433 00:25:55,798 --> 00:25:58,300 and throwing bottles of rosé. 434 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,579 He didn't hear the music. He didn't see any clowns 435 00:26:00,674 --> 00:26:03,110 having sex in the produce section. 436 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,942 Well, that's not possible. 437 00:26:11,907 --> 00:26:14,086 Ivy, I am not making this up. 438 00:26:14,134 --> 00:26:15,736 I know you're not. I know you're not. 439 00:26:16,805 --> 00:26:18,430 I was targeted. 440 00:26:18,555 --> 00:26:20,898 I am telling you I was terrorized. 441 00:26:21,094 --> 00:26:24,938 Chased with a knife through the store. 442 00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:26,961 And their masks, 443 00:26:27,009 --> 00:26:28,313 they were... 444 00:26:32,451 --> 00:26:33,586 They had holes. 445 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,398 It was like they knew my fears. 446 00:26:35,476 --> 00:26:38,346 They wanted to murder me. 447 00:26:38,977 --> 00:26:40,348 Mom? 448 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,859 Uh, Oz, let's, um... 449 00:26:46,654 --> 00:26:48,021 Let's get back to bed. 450 00:26:48,539 --> 00:26:50,558 Okay? Come on. 451 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,653 Thank you. 452 00:27:08,779 --> 00:27:11,450 I didn't realize we were so far behind. 453 00:27:12,179 --> 00:27:14,138 Well, you haven't been here since the election. 454 00:27:14,247 --> 00:27:17,192 Um, I need your feedback on the menu. 455 00:27:20,087 --> 00:27:22,849 It's not like I haven't tried, Ivy. 456 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:27,988 It's... it's exactly like you haven't tried. 457 00:27:30,687 --> 00:27:32,522 Before we opened this place, 458 00:27:32,648 --> 00:27:33,802 we had an agreement. 459 00:27:33,905 --> 00:27:36,192 I know, I'm front of the house. 460 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,474 You're the face. 461 00:27:37,571 --> 00:27:40,661 The open, lovely, beautiful face 462 00:27:40,774 --> 00:27:43,122 of The Butchery on Main, and I'm in the back 463 00:27:43,192 --> 00:27:44,262 with the knives and the flames. 464 00:27:44,309 --> 00:27:45,245 It's the only way it works. 465 00:27:45,278 --> 00:27:47,161 I'm not the only one who is having a hard time 466 00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,153 adjusting to this new world we are living in. 467 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,927 When was the last time you came? 468 00:27:50,975 --> 00:27:53,385 I am talking about the state of our country. 469 00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:56,005 For me, once in the last month. 470 00:27:56,888 --> 00:27:58,592 With no help from you. 471 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:03,196 I expect more from a marriage. 472 00:28:03,731 --> 00:28:06,177 You want to leave me? 473 00:28:07,161 --> 00:28:08,316 Is this a threat? 474 00:28:08,364 --> 00:28:09,498 - No, I... - Jesus. 475 00:28:09,546 --> 00:28:11,302 I am being patient with you. 476 00:28:11,350 --> 00:28:12,651 I'm standing by you. 477 00:28:12,699 --> 00:28:14,349 Defended you in front of the police 478 00:28:14,397 --> 00:28:16,899 when things sounded crazy. 479 00:28:16,993 --> 00:28:18,248 Does that seem like someone who wants out? 480 00:28:18,295 --> 00:28:21,731 No. What I want is my partner back. 481 00:28:21,824 --> 00:28:24,341 The woman I fell in love with. 482 00:28:24,644 --> 00:28:26,913 The one I love. 483 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:31,698 Isn't this more important than some... 484 00:28:31,888 --> 00:28:34,290 stupid election? 485 00:28:34,731 --> 00:28:36,192 Yes, of course. 486 00:28:36,278 --> 00:28:37,356 You are right. 487 00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:40,895 I am so sorry, and I promise you... 488 00:28:42,405 --> 00:28:43,849 I'm going to get this under control. 489 00:28:43,897 --> 00:28:46,997 I am going to focus and get back to work. 490 00:28:47,786 --> 00:28:49,583 Okay. Okay. 491 00:28:50,445 --> 00:28:52,012 What? 492 00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:56,804 This means we're gonna have to get a new nanny for Oz. 493 00:28:57,017 --> 00:28:58,872 Right. 494 00:29:04,235 --> 00:29:06,883 I'll go home and write the ad for the new nanny. 495 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,275 Thank you. 496 00:29:08,402 --> 00:29:10,360 You're welcome. 497 00:29:12,247 --> 00:29:14,516 I want you to know I appreciate you. 498 00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:17,091 I really do, and I am so grateful 499 00:29:17,184 --> 00:29:19,466 that you didn't tell anybody. 500 00:29:20,646 --> 00:29:23,849 Well, you did it, and now it's done. 501 00:29:24,567 --> 00:29:27,208 Ivy. Hey. 502 00:29:28,694 --> 00:29:30,528 You forgive me. 503 00:29:32,108 --> 00:29:33,591 You're my wife. 504 00:29:34,786 --> 00:29:37,278 When I got into the booth, I-I couldn't do it. 505 00:29:37,364 --> 00:29:38,496 I tried. 506 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:41,153 You know that I did, but as much as I hate him, 507 00:29:41,201 --> 00:29:42,570 I didn't trust her. 508 00:29:42,618 --> 00:29:43,841 But Jill Stein? 509 00:29:43,889 --> 00:29:45,424 Come on, you can't blame me. 510 00:29:45,478 --> 00:29:47,127 She didn't campaign enough in the battleground states. 511 00:29:47,174 --> 00:29:48,644 She... she went to Arizona, for God's sake. 512 00:29:48,691 --> 00:29:49,992 Really? We needed 10,000 votes, 513 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,505 and you would have been one of them. 514 00:29:51,553 --> 00:29:53,589 Oh! 515 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,642 - Jesus Christ! - Sorry, man. 516 00:29:57,386 --> 00:30:00,001 I tripped... you should have not been blocking the sidewalk. 517 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:03,119 There was plenty of room to go around, asshole. 518 00:30:05,790 --> 00:30:07,837 Enjoy your latte, bitch. 519 00:30:08,255 --> 00:30:09,756 Have a nice day. 520 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:16,150 Are you okay? Uh... 521 00:30:16,430 --> 00:30:18,158 I'm fine. Are you okay? 522 00:30:18,476 --> 00:30:20,045 Oh, my God. 523 00:30:21,869 --> 00:30:24,071 Wanted: part-time nanny 524 00:30:24,104 --> 00:30:25,806 for an active ten-year-old boy. 525 00:30:26,095 --> 00:30:28,962 We are a two-mom household looking for open-minded, 526 00:30:29,084 --> 00:30:30,953 responsible in-home help. 527 00:30:31,689 --> 00:30:33,908 Applicant should have a sunny disposition, 528 00:30:33,973 --> 00:30:35,095 excellent references, 529 00:30:35,229 --> 00:30:38,065 and a valid, in-state driver's license. 530 00:30:38,564 --> 00:30:40,595 Winter. That's a pretty name. 531 00:30:40,722 --> 00:30:43,470 Thanks. Some people call me "Winnie." 532 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:51,126 So... Winter, 533 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,796 why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? 534 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,681 Assume the position. 535 00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:57,355 Pinky out. 536 00:31:00,565 --> 00:31:01,784 You know the rules. 537 00:31:01,832 --> 00:31:03,659 Once physical contact has been initiated, 538 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:06,397 you've consented to answer all of my questions. 539 00:31:06,674 --> 00:31:08,075 Agreed? 540 00:31:17,725 --> 00:31:19,761 The naked truth... 541 00:31:20,338 --> 00:31:22,340 Brutal honesty. 542 00:31:23,026 --> 00:31:25,917 Now, tell me, woman... 543 00:31:26,604 --> 00:31:29,331 what fills your heart with dread? 544 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:32,933 Children. I've always enjoyed children. 545 00:31:33,256 --> 00:31:35,625 I did a lot of babysitting in high school. 546 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,989 Your most humiliating experience, tell me. 547 00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:42,511 In fifth grade, Marci Ross found 548 00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:44,667 a love letter I'd written to Paula Abdul. 549 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:47,222 She made copies and spread it around. 550 00:31:47,510 --> 00:31:48,753 Are you a dyke? 551 00:31:48,826 --> 00:31:50,776 I was at Vassar until last year. 552 00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:52,503 English lit. 553 00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:54,206 Women's studies. 554 00:31:54,409 --> 00:31:55,823 I left during my junior year, 555 00:31:55,871 --> 00:31:57,925 but I fully intend on going back. 556 00:31:58,237 --> 00:32:00,073 I'm just not ready yet. 557 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,925 Why not? 558 00:32:02,034 --> 00:32:03,816 For the same reason I left. 559 00:32:03,972 --> 00:32:06,174 Me and a bunch of girlfriends put our education on hold 560 00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:08,573 so we could work full-time on Hillary's campaign. 561 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:11,956 What's, uh, the most physical pain 562 00:32:12,144 --> 00:32:14,081 you've ever experienced 563 00:32:15,086 --> 00:32:16,698 that you didn't do to yourself? 564 00:32:16,861 --> 00:32:18,761 When I let Scottie Mickels do anal. 565 00:32:18,809 --> 00:32:19,894 I'm so sorry. 566 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,105 Don't be. It was worth it. 567 00:32:22,412 --> 00:32:24,605 Proudest moment of my life was when Lena Dunham 568 00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:25,988 re-tweeted me. 569 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:28,568 I got almost 6,000 followers from that. 570 00:32:29,196 --> 00:32:33,409 Just not enough to elect the first woman president. 571 00:32:34,334 --> 00:32:38,417 What's the most intense moment of pleasure 572 00:32:38,672 --> 00:32:40,550 you've ever had? 573 00:32:41,308 --> 00:32:44,011 When I let Scottie Mickels do anal. 574 00:32:46,427 --> 00:32:48,763 Was there blood? 575 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,684 Yes. 576 00:32:51,292 --> 00:32:52,652 And poop? 577 00:32:54,058 --> 00:32:56,433 School is-is just so political, you know? 578 00:32:56,731 --> 00:32:58,964 I just felt like I needed a break from all that. 579 00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:02,378 And I thought that becoming a part of someone else's life... 580 00:33:02,602 --> 00:33:05,995 A family... Would be something good. 581 00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:09,394 Who was the last person that you wanted to kill? 582 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:11,948 I've never wanted to kill anybody. 583 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,206 Bullshit. You're a liar. 584 00:33:14,484 --> 00:33:16,285 The salt-of-the-earth Americans 585 00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:18,386 who elected our president... 586 00:33:18,978 --> 00:33:21,198 you want them dead... 587 00:33:22,529 --> 00:33:24,128 don't you? 588 00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:26,754 Don't you?! 589 00:33:33,693 --> 00:33:35,729 When can you start? 590 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,230 What's the thing that scares you the most? 591 00:33:40,972 --> 00:33:42,823 Honestly, Kai? 592 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:44,789 You. 593 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,178 ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 594 00:34:17,382 --> 00:34:19,835 ♪ La cucaracha 595 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,688 ♪ La cucaracha 596 00:34:27,692 --> 00:34:29,443 ♪ La cucaracha 597 00:34:31,752 --> 00:34:33,393 ♪ La cucaracha 598 00:34:33,545 --> 00:34:35,192 ♪ La cucaracha 599 00:34:39,034 --> 00:34:42,475 ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha 600 00:34:47,272 --> 00:34:48,638 Oh. 601 00:34:59,714 --> 00:35:01,150 ♪ La cucaracha 602 00:35:01,198 --> 00:35:02,917 ♪ La cucaracha 603 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:09,583 ♪ You asshole wetbacks aren't welcome here no more ♪ 604 00:35:09,797 --> 00:35:12,824 ♪ Selling drugs and doing crimes ♪ 605 00:35:14,304 --> 00:35:16,315 Ho! 606 00:35:16,369 --> 00:35:18,404 - Puto muerto! - Andele! 607 00:35:24,741 --> 00:35:28,368 ♪♪ 608 00:35:28,415 --> 00:35:32,126 ♪♪ 609 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:41,071 For a night tasting? This is supposed to be work. 610 00:35:41,187 --> 00:35:43,679 You get the full treatment. Maybe... 611 00:35:43,792 --> 00:35:45,915 it'll put you in the mood later. 612 00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:50,454 Well, alcohol always helps. 613 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:53,226 Think about this for the prix fixe menu. 614 00:35:53,315 --> 00:35:54,766 Okay. Hey. 615 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,441 This is fun. 616 00:35:58,873 --> 00:36:01,126 Who says I can't be romantic? 617 00:36:17,422 --> 00:36:18,656 This is good soup. 618 00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:20,803 My mom's a chef. 619 00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:22,561 Which one? 620 00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:24,248 Ivy. 621 00:36:24,803 --> 00:36:26,772 Which one's your real mommy? 622 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:28,772 They're both. 623 00:36:28,899 --> 00:36:31,803 I mean which one carried you in her belly? 624 00:36:33,142 --> 00:36:34,311 I forgot. 625 00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:36,155 Maybe they never told me. 626 00:36:36,385 --> 00:36:38,220 They ever tell you about your dad? 627 00:36:38,456 --> 00:36:39,834 Everybody has one. 628 00:36:39,891 --> 00:36:41,225 I'm supposed to say, 629 00:36:41,314 --> 00:36:44,116 "Every family is special in their own way." 630 00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:49,584 What's that? 631 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:52,272 Twisty. He's a killer clown. 632 00:36:52,850 --> 00:36:54,467 Is that a knife? 633 00:36:54,907 --> 00:36:56,553 And a dead body? 634 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,108 Are you going to tell my moms? 635 00:37:02,827 --> 00:37:04,773 Have you ever seen a real dead body? 636 00:37:27,462 --> 00:37:28,797 Thank you. 637 00:37:33,507 --> 00:37:34,741 Oh, man. 638 00:37:34,816 --> 00:37:36,951 Just stop tweeting. 639 00:38:04,848 --> 00:38:06,348 Is this for real? 640 00:38:06,692 --> 00:38:07,996 It's called the Dark Web. 641 00:38:08,044 --> 00:38:09,996 It's where you can find all the cool stuff. 642 00:38:11,887 --> 00:38:13,582 Scared? 643 00:38:14,943 --> 00:38:16,168 Good. 644 00:38:37,781 --> 00:38:40,283 What's going on? Oh! 645 00:38:40,331 --> 00:38:41,866 There was a clown! 646 00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,249 Are you insane? 647 00:38:47,406 --> 00:38:49,327 He was right there. 648 00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:51,538 He was right there! 649 00:38:52,486 --> 00:38:54,663 He was right here. I swear to God. 650 00:38:54,783 --> 00:38:55,968 Where did he go? 651 00:38:56,016 --> 00:38:57,918 There is no one here! 652 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,898 Where are you?! 653 00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:04,827 Ally, please. 654 00:39:05,898 --> 00:39:07,179 Ally, I was just here. 655 00:39:07,227 --> 00:39:08,312 There's no one. 656 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,997 I know what I saw, Ivy! 657 00:39:11,459 --> 00:39:12,718 I know what I saw! 658 00:39:12,766 --> 00:39:14,234 Please. 659 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:15,491 Will you stop? 660 00:39:15,539 --> 00:39:17,408 This is ridiculous. 661 00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:25,015 Where are you? 662 00:39:25,838 --> 00:39:27,937 - Oh, my God. - Ally, calm down. 663 00:39:27,996 --> 00:39:30,365 Where the fuck is he? 664 00:39:34,402 --> 00:39:36,644 I swear. 665 00:39:37,137 --> 00:39:40,597 I swear to you, I saw him right there. 666 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:44,980 What about the bloody crumpet 667 00:39:45,028 --> 00:39:48,113 and the fingers in the endive? 668 00:40:00,255 --> 00:40:01,942 It's a spinach soufflé 669 00:40:01,990 --> 00:40:03,465 with truffle oil. 670 00:40:04,686 --> 00:40:06,450 No, no, no. 671 00:40:06,688 --> 00:40:08,286 No. 672 00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:11,125 Have you been taking your medicine? 673 00:40:21,275 --> 00:40:23,209 You need to start doing that. 674 00:40:24,564 --> 00:40:26,869 I think I'm going insane. 675 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:36,635 I think I'm losing my mind. 676 00:40:40,703 --> 00:40:42,674 I don't want to see this anymore. 677 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,143 Have you ever been vaccinated 678 00:40:46,308 --> 00:40:48,533 for chicken pox or measles? 679 00:40:48,912 --> 00:40:52,104 This is like a vaccination, but for your brain. 680 00:40:52,734 --> 00:40:55,904 It hurts at first, but it makes you better. 681 00:40:56,494 --> 00:40:58,330 Don't you want to be strong? 682 00:40:59,838 --> 00:41:00,909 Okay. 683 00:41:10,549 --> 00:41:12,164 I'll get some cookies. 684 00:42:12,215 --> 00:42:13,749 Aah! 685 00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,631 What? 686 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,655 I took the pill. 687 00:42:23,015 --> 00:42:26,004 Oh, I'm sorry if I don't like altering my body chemistry 688 00:42:26,052 --> 00:42:27,739 with controlled substances. 689 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:31,231 Says the woman who's never turned down a wine pairing. 690 00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:42,950 Stop the car, stop the car. 691 00:42:43,259 --> 00:42:45,361 Oh, my God, Ivy. 692 00:42:45,645 --> 00:42:47,708 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, ladies. 693 00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:49,004 This is a crime scene. 694 00:42:49,205 --> 00:42:51,640 We live here and our son is in that house. 695 00:42:51,752 --> 00:42:52,737 Oz! 696 00:42:52,785 --> 00:42:53,924 Oz! 697 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,666 Ozzie! 698 00:42:57,432 --> 00:43:00,338 Oz! Ozzie! 699 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:03,546 Ozzie! 700 00:43:10,753 --> 00:43:12,784 Oz! 701 00:43:16,776 --> 00:43:18,561 Mama! 702 00:43:29,271 --> 00:43:30,932 What happened? 703 00:43:32,842 --> 00:43:35,229 Oh, no. The Changs. 704 00:43:35,588 --> 00:43:37,870 Crazy, right? I tried to call you guys. 705 00:43:37,959 --> 00:43:39,643 Thom and Marylin? 706 00:43:40,877 --> 00:43:42,377 Are they okay? 707 00:43:42,612 --> 00:43:44,065 They're dead. 708 00:43:45,815 --> 00:43:47,530 It was the clowns. 709 00:43:49,229 --> 00:43:51,541 I saw them get out of the ice cream truck. 710 00:43:51,594 --> 00:43:54,182 They just stood there and stared at me. 711 00:43:54,325 --> 00:43:56,768 Winter! Winter! 712 00:43:57,338 --> 00:43:59,409 Dude, slow down. 713 00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:01,776 But you have to see this. 714 00:44:08,619 --> 00:44:10,221 What is wrong with you? 715 00:44:15,852 --> 00:44:17,119 Can we go back? 716 00:44:17,153 --> 00:44:19,189 We're not supposed to be outside. 717 00:44:27,394 --> 00:44:28,962 Shh. 718 00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,709 Come here. I'll lift you up. 719 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:52,975 Tell me what you see. 720 00:44:53,956 --> 00:44:55,588 Please. 721 00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:23,447 I tried to tell the police, but she won't let me. 722 00:45:23,753 --> 00:45:26,025 Oz, why don't you go inside? 723 00:45:26,194 --> 00:45:27,548 Your moms will be in in a second. 724 00:45:27,602 --> 00:45:30,751 Now you want to look after him? Are you fucking kidding me? 725 00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:33,166 Officer, would you take him over there for just... 726 00:45:33,213 --> 00:45:34,715 - Ivy, no. - Just for a second. 727 00:45:35,276 --> 00:45:36,923 Please, honey. 728 00:45:37,974 --> 00:45:39,209 Just for a second. 729 00:45:39,282 --> 00:45:41,217 It's okay, baby. 730 00:45:44,566 --> 00:45:47,822 Look, I'm not calling your son a liar. 731 00:45:47,972 --> 00:45:51,375 He's an imaginative kid, but none of that happened. 732 00:45:51,479 --> 00:45:53,839 We came out here when we saw a bunch of police cars pull up. 733 00:45:54,049 --> 00:45:56,298 That was after I found this in his room. 734 00:45:57,017 --> 00:45:58,509 Oh. Oh, my God. 735 00:45:58,557 --> 00:45:59,791 Oh, my God. 736 00:45:59,839 --> 00:46:01,501 Should have thrown it away. 737 00:46:01,694 --> 00:46:03,025 Oh, my God. 738 00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:04,394 He has night terrors. 739 00:46:04,427 --> 00:46:06,134 He doesn't even know he's asleep. 740 00:46:06,658 --> 00:46:08,423 Oh, my God, Ivy. 741 00:46:09,212 --> 00:46:10,466 Oh, God. 742 00:46:10,514 --> 00:46:11,978 Don't look. 743 00:46:12,378 --> 00:46:13,658 Look, there's that detective. 744 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:15,219 Detective. 745 00:46:15,471 --> 00:46:16,900 Can you tell us what happened? 746 00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:18,694 I'm sorry, ma'am, I can't talk about it right now. 747 00:46:18,741 --> 00:46:19,759 Oh, that's bullshit. 748 00:46:19,807 --> 00:46:22,244 The Changs were our friends. We know them. 749 00:46:22,292 --> 00:46:23,650 What happened in there? 750 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,966 Who did this? 751 00:46:25,072 --> 00:46:26,134 Are we even safe here? 752 00:46:26,182 --> 00:46:27,417 You're gonna be fine. 753 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,431 There was nobody else involved. 754 00:46:29,619 --> 00:46:31,454 It looks like a murder suicide. 755 00:46:32,384 --> 00:46:33,923 I'm sorry. 756 00:46:47,337 --> 00:46:49,339 ♪♪ 757 00:47:26,729 --> 00:47:28,547 Ivy? 758 00:47:29,274 --> 00:47:31,875 Ivy, did you hear that? 759 00:47:32,454 --> 00:47:34,205 Ivy? 760 00:47:34,291 --> 00:47:36,305 Synchronized by srjanapala 51179

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