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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:42,834 THIS FILM IS BASED ON REAL EVENTS 3 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:49,667 The things I'm imagining, the things that engage my attention, 4 00:00:49,834 --> 00:00:54,292 are all taking place in some made-up metareality. 5 00:00:57,417 --> 00:01:00,917 Let's say I fire up my computer 6 00:01:01,084 --> 00:01:04,917 to order a tuned-up version of Alicia Silverstone 7 00:01:05,084 --> 00:01:09,334 with major sadistic tendencies built in, 8 00:01:09,501 --> 00:01:13,376 lower her age to 18 9 00:01:13,626 --> 00:01:17,501 and extend her legs by 10 centimeters. 10 00:01:17,667 --> 00:01:23,251 I want her to make me feel like trash, so I program her to have 6 PhDs, 11 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:27,792 tenure at MIT, the strength of Andrzej Golota 12 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:31,917 and a black belt in karate, then I click "Apply". 13 00:01:33,209 --> 00:01:35,459 My doorbell rings. 14 00:01:35,626 --> 00:01:43,334 There's a nude 18-year-old MIT professor with 6 PhDs right outside. 15 00:01:43,501 --> 00:01:49,209 She kicks me in the gut, knocks me down, ties me up and gags me, 16 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:55,751 then spends 2 hours sitting on my head, smothering me in various ways, 17 00:01:56,251 --> 00:01:58,959 breaking my arms and legs, 18 00:01:59,126 --> 00:02:04,501 snapping my fingers like twigs and ripping off my nails. 19 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:11,751 I orgasm time after time, then convulse and die. 20 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:17,959 So that's what you need these computers for... 21 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:24,417 But I won't live to see this type of virtual reality come true. 22 00:02:38,376 --> 00:02:40,792 See you, Maestro. 23 00:02:41,334 --> 00:02:42,959 Later! 24 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:23,792 THE LAST FAMILY 25 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,584 This building has an incredible face! 26 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:39,667 Look, Zdzisio! 27 00:04:41,501 --> 00:04:43,876 Do you see it, dear? Take a picture. 28 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:47,417 Personally, I prefer that head with the antennas. 29 00:04:47,584 --> 00:04:50,042 I'm just saying that it looks interesting. 30 00:04:50,209 --> 00:04:55,251 - But Zosia, I never said it didn't! - I don't think anyone lives there yet. 31 00:04:55,417 --> 00:04:59,417 That's good! Maybe they heard that Tomek Beksinski is moving in! 32 00:04:59,584 --> 00:05:04,667 Oh, Beksinski... He's been awfully lonely. 33 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:07,459 Good God... I keep telling him: 34 00:05:07,626 --> 00:05:10,251 start going to lectures, you'll surely meet someone! 35 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:12,417 He says that getting up for his 8AM class 36 00:05:12,584 --> 00:05:16,084 would cost him 2 whole days of life. Well! 37 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:19,667 To the top. 38 00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:28,459 Does my breath reek? 39 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:31,084 No, sonny. 40 00:05:31,584 --> 00:05:33,584 At least it's close by. 41 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,334 Oh, come on. 42 00:05:39,501 --> 00:05:43,584 It's natural for a construction site to smell of concrete, plaster, 43 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:46,126 glue and smokes... 44 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,626 Tommy! What's going on? What's this? 45 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:56,626 Shit. The mark of the working class. 46 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:07,334 - Hi, Tomek. - Leave me alone! 47 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,501 Come in, please. 48 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:13,084 Lovely! It's going to be so nice here! 49 00:06:19,459 --> 00:06:21,917 Concrete. I like this smell. 50 00:06:22,084 --> 00:06:26,251 Good Lord, what is she doing by that window? 51 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:29,834 What are you doing there, you poor thing? 52 00:06:30,001 --> 00:06:32,001 Look, Ma. 53 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,251 That's just pitiful. 54 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:40,126 - What's wrong? - I just got zapped. 55 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:44,501 Zapped?! But how?! I'll file a complaint... 56 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:47,917 Suits you right! 57 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:51,334 Fucking Warsaw, see! 58 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:52,792 Everything's still under warranty... 59 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:57,126 How are you going to handle living here alone, Tomek? 60 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:02,459 - I'm going back to Sanok. - But there's nothing there anymore... 61 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:06,792 - I'm not gonna live here! - But look at the gorgeous view... 62 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,792 Smash this. 63 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:14,792 See? It's fine. 64 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:24,126 It's been raining all day long. 65 00:07:26,251 --> 00:07:29,209 Had to take an umbrella when I went shopping. 66 00:07:29,376 --> 00:07:31,917 I'll check the barometer. 67 00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:35,376 God, what a day. 68 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:03,542 - Are you all right, Ma? - I'm reading. 69 00:08:10,626 --> 00:08:13,542 - Ma... - Zosia! 70 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:25,042 There! Over there... 71 00:08:25,292 --> 00:08:28,334 It's okay. It's all right. 72 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:34,667 Come on, don't be afraid, 73 00:08:35,626 --> 00:08:41,751 you'll go back outside safe and sound. 74 00:08:50,126 --> 00:08:53,667 I just can't get anything done today. 75 00:08:58,584 --> 00:09:01,834 My head's been bloody pounding since morning. 76 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:05,042 I'm still upset about Tomek. 77 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:10,834 He's going through this mental All Souls phase right now... 78 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:13,917 Want to take a pill? 79 00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:18,084 I already took some, my heart's acting up. 80 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:22,417 You could go see him... 81 00:09:22,584 --> 00:09:25,626 - Say you went for a walk... - In this weather?! 82 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:28,376 Or bring him a record... 83 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,292 I'm going, I'm going. 84 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,459 Jesus! 85 00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:21,417 You scared the living daylights out of me! 86 00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:24,334 - Do you want to kill me or something? - And you? 87 00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:25,667 What time is it? 88 00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:30,709 I've only been asleep for 2 hours! Have some fucking mercy, man! 89 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:36,417 - What are you doing here, anyway? - I broke your door down. 90 00:11:36,584 --> 00:11:40,376 - I'll go get my tools and fix it. - I can't believe it! 91 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:45,917 - I knocked and rang the doorbell... - Bloody hell, this is my apartment! 92 00:11:46,084 --> 00:11:50,542 I know. And I think you're right. But your mother's concerned. 93 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,751 You skipped lunch for the second day in a row. 94 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:56,751 I can't get any work done when the girls keep gabbing... 95 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,667 - Get it? - All right, fine. 96 00:12:00,292 --> 00:12:03,459 If I had some gal here? What would you do? 97 00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:07,667 In that case I'd be happy to beg your pardon and eat my hat. 98 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,709 Aren't you happy now? 99 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:12,751 I am, but I'm worried about your door and my shoulder. 100 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:16,042 The ache radiates all the way down to my fingers. 101 00:12:19,334 --> 00:12:22,459 - You're concerned about me? - How could we not be concerned?! 102 00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:27,126 We're not the monsters you might be taking us for! 103 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,417 Listen... 104 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,959 Listen, I need some... 105 00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:38,126 Maybe a dog or something. 106 00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:43,334 I feel I'm going to go bonkers out here. 107 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,584 Or maybe I could see a doctor... 108 00:12:46,626 --> 00:12:49,417 I'll fix you an appointment. Oh, sorry. 109 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,334 Thanks, Pops. 110 00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:56,126 - Thanks. Bye. - Bye... 111 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,417 Mother of God! 112 00:13:06,876 --> 00:13:11,042 My first cat was all white. Her name was Justyna. 113 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,251 She was such a lovely little fuzzball. 114 00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:21,334 She chewed through my video player's power cord and got electrocuted. 115 00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:35,084 Eleonora... A big black cat. 116 00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:39,376 She wandered out to the balcony, fell off 117 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,584 and died on the sidewalk in front of the building. 118 00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:44,667 So I quit caring about animals. 119 00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:02,001 I want you to talk to me like a human being! 120 00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:10,001 Fuck! One of these days I'll bring a bottle of gasoline 121 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,751 and pour it all over your apartment. 122 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,042 We'll see if you keep sitting and staring at me, 123 00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:18,251 or finally show a glimpse of human reaction! 124 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,751 I need a reaction! Shit, I need a response! 125 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:26,209 What am I supposed to do? Pitch an ashtray at you or what? 126 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,792 I remember 127 00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:49,917 seeing a nude... 128 00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:52,584 which looked perfectly terrifying 129 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:57,167 because it was stitched together, as if falling apart. 130 00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:58,792 Just like this face. 131 00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:05,251 It's not stitched together or falling apart. 132 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:10,001 - But it's covered up. - Yes, it's covered. 133 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:15,584 What about the landscape behind you? The cross - that means eternity, right? 134 00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:20,792 And a shred of some living being. You can't tell me it's a happy picture. 135 00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,501 It's not happy, but why would you call it tragic? 136 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:26,167 It looks like the aftermath of a tragedy. 137 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:30,459 I don't know... 138 00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:33,917 Thank you. That'll be all. 139 00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,626 Thank you very much. 140 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,751 - Thanks, Zosia. - Sugar? 141 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:44,959 - No, thanks. - Congratulations! 142 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:50,709 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 143 00:15:51,626 --> 00:15:57,042 We'll button this right up... 144 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,334 Let's go. 145 00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:06,709 Yesterday I thought I was about to die. 146 00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:11,959 I even dreamed about my funeral, 147 00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:19,751 woke up in this little coffin... And today I'm just too alive. 148 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,834 Oh, I'm sorry. 149 00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:31,084 You didn't bother me none. 150 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,834 While we're on the subject... 151 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:43,417 Who'll be the first one in the tomb out of our household? 152 00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:46,292 I haven't given it a lot of thought... 153 00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:48,792 But our Tomek could end up buried first. 154 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:54,209 That's what I think too... but we'll keep it a secret. 155 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,126 A secret. 156 00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:13,251 Where are my glasses? 157 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,501 There's never enough pepper. 158 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,459 Go slow and chew well. 159 00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:34,042 I named this dish Beksinski's Delight and they picked it up already! 160 00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:40,042 I eat like a pig. Spilled food all over myself, as usual. 161 00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,376 Stravinsky was one hell of a sloppy eater, 162 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:47,584 he splashed food around the neighboring tables and loudly slurped: 163 00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:49,667 "That's so good!" 164 00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:51,876 Zosia! 165 00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,917 What is this shit? 166 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,501 Not bad. 167 00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,626 I'll take it. 168 00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:20,834 Hi, Tomek! 169 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:23,959 Fucking Tommy-kins! 170 00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,792 Lighting up already, eh? 171 00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,209 It's my house. 172 00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:34,209 I'll reheat this for you. Go on, sit down. 173 00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:37,834 Get out of the kitchen, all of you! I'll cook on my own! 174 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,209 People should only get 50 years to live 175 00:18:41,376 --> 00:18:45,459 before they're terminated with a lethal injection. 176 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:51,042 Enough with these utopian 19th century theories, already! 177 00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:56,251 People in power tend to be men around the age of 50. 178 00:18:56,417 --> 00:19:02,042 They wouldn't exactly let you give them a lethal injection. 179 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:05,626 So they shouldn't be in power! Fine. 180 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:11,042 But life isn't about what should or shouldn't be. 181 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:14,917 If it was, we'd be living in a perfect world. You've taken classes in dialectics, 182 00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:18,584 so you shouldn't be this juvenile! Spouting these fairytale lines. 183 00:19:18,751 --> 00:19:22,042 I know I'm 50, but that's not what pisses me off! 184 00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:25,709 - Here. Just the chunky bits. - Fine... 185 00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:27,459 Ketchup! 186 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:35,751 - This gets me wet. - Perfectly fresh. 187 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,834 At least he's not running around with a razor, 188 00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:41,626 threatening to slice up his grandmas! 189 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:47,459 I only consider knives and razor blades in relation to my own wrists. 190 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:50,876 You ought to get into some classmate's slit instead. 191 00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:54,709 - Maybe that'd disinhibit you some. - You go get into someone's slit! 192 00:19:54,876 --> 00:19:56,209 Oh, stop it. 193 00:19:56,667 --> 00:20:00,542 Such a serious father-son talk. 194 00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:07,209 When someone's having love troubles or something, 195 00:20:07,376 --> 00:20:10,417 the other guy tells him: go screw someone, it'll help! 196 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:14,917 People don't normally hang out their love troubles for all to see, 197 00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:19,709 like "Hey, I'm having love troubles, come cry with me a bit". 198 00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:25,792 It's enough to get a guy flustered! That's why folks resort to crude lines. 199 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,667 It's a tough-guy thing, not an attempt at actual advice. 200 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,792 What could you advise in that situation? 201 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:35,667 Turns out some people are capable of providing advice 202 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,792 without resorting to idiotic cracks! 203 00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:41,709 Have I ever resorted to idiotic cracks with you? 204 00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:45,584 I don't mean you, I mean in general. 205 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:49,501 I made this joke because I thought about the word "slit". 206 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:54,834 It's a popular expression, quite widespread in Warsaw... 207 00:20:55,001 --> 00:20:57,876 Not just in Warsaw, dear! 208 00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:03,292 - What are you going to do, Tomek? - I'm going back to sleep. 209 00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,167 I can't see anything. 210 00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:54,542 Sweet Jesus! 211 00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:57,459 - Don't touch him! - Sweetheart! 212 00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:35,376 Therapy will be over in 10 minutes. 213 00:23:36,251 --> 00:23:38,751 Here's something for your trouble. 214 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,126 Thank you. 215 00:23:48,876 --> 00:23:51,751 Jesus, Zdzisiek, 216 00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:55,126 do you see it? 217 00:23:55,584 --> 00:23:58,501 He's holding hands with a girl! 218 00:24:01,959 --> 00:24:04,292 He looks so happy! 219 00:24:07,001 --> 00:24:09,501 Sonny dearest... 220 00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:05,167 Wait... 221 00:25:06,626 --> 00:25:08,459 Sorry. 222 00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:10,876 Yes... 223 00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:20,292 What? What happened? 224 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:27,084 Wait, that's it? 225 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:32,084 - There's nothing more to it? - Tell me what else you'd like to try. 226 00:25:33,042 --> 00:25:38,167 I don't know! There weren't any bells or fireworks! 227 00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:43,584 Please, Helena, I beg you... 228 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:47,251 - You ruined it! - Are you on the Pill? 229 00:25:51,459 --> 00:25:53,376 I don't know! 230 00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:57,167 What did I do? 231 00:25:58,501 --> 00:26:01,709 What's going on? 232 00:26:02,126 --> 00:26:06,459 What did I do? 233 00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:15,042 Helena, open the door. Do you hear me? 234 00:26:16,584 --> 00:26:19,876 Open the door! 235 00:26:22,084 --> 00:26:24,417 Open up! 236 00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:30,251 If you want to drown yourself, do it in your own bathtub! 237 00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:38,126 Fuck! This is my house. I'm the only one allowed to kill myself here! 238 00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:42,751 Alert! Alert! 239 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:46,042 The Gestapo's coming! 240 00:26:46,209 --> 00:26:48,209 Thank you. 241 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:54,084 Tomek draws near. 242 00:26:54,251 --> 00:26:57,626 Please, Zosia, go sit in the living room with a crossword. 243 00:26:57,792 --> 00:27:00,667 This isn't going to be a disaster! 244 00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:08,542 Ma, turn on the TV and start reading "Life"! 245 00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,459 Good morning, Mom. 246 00:27:28,376 --> 00:27:29,834 Good morning, Tomek. 247 00:27:30,209 --> 00:27:31,667 May I come in? 248 00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:35,876 This is your house too. 249 00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:42,501 - Hi, Pops. - Hi, Tomek. 250 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:47,042 Mommy, come here for a sec... 251 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,959 I have a problem. 252 00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:59,501 Helena locked herself in the bathroom again. She doesn't want to come out. 253 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:05,542 Dunno if she's drowning herself in there or what. I'm dead scared. 254 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,042 Go to your father. Go on. 255 00:28:08,209 --> 00:28:11,334 - I don't want to be with her anymore. - Sure, sure. 256 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,667 Thanks, Mommy. 257 00:28:16,376 --> 00:28:18,751 Jeez. I feel like an idiot. 258 00:28:23,084 --> 00:28:26,126 I have a tape I wanted you to copy. 259 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:32,542 And on top of that I have those damn classes this week... 260 00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:36,792 As far as I'm concerned, you don't have to graduate. 261 00:28:36,959 --> 00:28:39,084 There's no point if you don't want to. 262 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:42,876 You could keep learning on your own. You're great at it. 263 00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:47,126 Make a living teaching English. 264 00:28:51,417 --> 00:28:55,376 Any idiot could graduate, so that's what I'm going to do. 265 00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:58,542 I ordered those tapes for you already. 266 00:28:58,709 --> 00:29:01,001 I'll bring them over as soon as they get here. 267 00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:07,001 I'll spend the night. 268 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:09,542 Oh, joy! 269 00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:15,042 Where is that... Ah, OK. 270 00:29:42,459 --> 00:29:44,126 How about... 271 00:29:48,376 --> 00:29:54,334 If the entirety of our family life and interaction 272 00:29:54,542 --> 00:30:00,584 is going to consist of kicking right in the most vulnerable spots, 273 00:30:00,792 --> 00:30:07,876 if that's going to be the extent of our intimacy... 274 00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:10,626 I get it, Zosia. 275 00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:14,751 But no one promised that family life would be sunshine and rainbows. 276 00:30:14,917 --> 00:30:17,417 All right, the Church does promise that, 277 00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:21,376 and the Constitution states that the family is the basic unit 278 00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:24,084 of the Socialist society and so on... 279 00:30:24,251 --> 00:30:28,584 But nowhere is it implicitly said that a family is anything but a group of people 280 00:30:28,751 --> 00:30:31,626 who like and dislike each other in equal measure. 281 00:30:31,792 --> 00:30:37,209 According to Jungian theory, every major one-sided emotion 282 00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:40,292 goes along with its powerful, 283 00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:45,959 suppressed opposite, which will eventually raise its head. 284 00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:49,084 If you loved your mother or father as a child, 285 00:30:49,251 --> 00:30:52,709 after a while you're going to feel like beating them up... 286 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:56,626 I don't know if that's right. 287 00:30:57,542 --> 00:31:01,209 I've never felt this way. 288 00:31:01,959 --> 00:31:04,792 I think I have. 289 00:31:14,209 --> 00:31:18,709 Today's guest of our radio station's first Top Hits program 290 00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:22,751 is the young Tomasz Beksinski. 291 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:26,417 Before the broadcast Tomek asked me to call him the Enthusiast - 292 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,917 an enthusiast of good music. 293 00:31:29,084 --> 00:31:34,584 He's going to play us a new record from his massive collection. 294 00:31:34,751 --> 00:31:38,251 For the first time on Polish radio 295 00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:41,167 a guest will have the mic. 296 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,042 Good morning. 297 00:31:43,959 --> 00:31:45,626 I'm Tomek. 298 00:31:45,792 --> 00:31:48,334 Tomasz Beksinski. 299 00:31:48,501 --> 00:31:52,917 I'd like to play the debut album of the British duo Yazoo: 300 00:31:53,084 --> 00:31:55,876 "Upstairs at Eric's." 301 00:31:56,042 --> 00:32:02,334 This is a brand-new record, of course, it came out some 3 months ago. 302 00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:08,209 This British band was formed by Vincent Clarke, 303 00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:11,876 formerly of Depeche Mode, along with Alison Moyet. 304 00:32:12,042 --> 00:32:18,209 Let's start with the first track: "Don't Go". 305 00:32:28,834 --> 00:32:31,417 - Attaboy! - Yes! 306 00:32:33,001 --> 00:32:37,542 I'll be afraid to switch on the radio. It's a little amateurish. 307 00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:41,917 I've been thinking about that man who's coming tomorrow. He could be important. 308 00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:45,501 - I'll turn it up for you, Ma. - Thank you. 309 00:33:12,876 --> 00:33:15,959 - I think it's him. - With a dame? 310 00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,751 No, alone. 311 00:33:26,042 --> 00:33:29,834 - Just stay calm, Zosia. - I'm calm. 312 00:33:33,209 --> 00:33:35,417 - Please come in! - Good morning. 313 00:33:35,584 --> 00:33:37,584 Come on in. 314 00:33:37,751 --> 00:33:40,251 My name is Piotr Dmochowski. 315 00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:43,376 I'm an attorney with a law firm in Paris. 316 00:33:43,542 --> 00:33:46,751 - In Paris! - Zdzislaw Beksinski, engineer, M.Sc. 317 00:33:46,917 --> 00:33:50,834 This is my mother, Stanislawa Beksinska. Retired Polish teacher. 318 00:33:53,042 --> 00:33:57,084 This is my wife, Zofia Beksinska. She has a degree in Romance studies. 319 00:33:57,251 --> 00:34:00,667 - Pleased to meet you. - Guten morgen! 320 00:34:00,834 --> 00:34:05,167 - And this... is my firstborn. - Tomasz! Beksinski as well. 321 00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:08,876 - Movie translator, radio show host... - An Enthusiast! 322 00:34:09,167 --> 00:34:13,084 - A genius father and a genius son... - And the Holy Spirit. 323 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:15,459 Amen! 324 00:34:15,626 --> 00:34:17,959 Come into the living room. 325 00:34:19,001 --> 00:34:22,417 - Can I get you something to drink? - No, thank you. 326 00:34:22,584 --> 00:34:25,876 - I don't want to be a bother. - That's no bother at all... 327 00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:33,709 I've been a longtime admirer of your talent. 328 00:34:33,876 --> 00:34:35,251 I don't want to be a bother, 329 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:43,209 but if you could allow me to see your latest paintings 330 00:34:43,626 --> 00:34:45,667 and purchase a few for my private collection. 331 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:49,292 I'm not in charge of selling my paintings. 332 00:34:49,459 --> 00:34:55,084 The art gallery I work with has exclusive sales rights in Poland. 333 00:34:55,542 --> 00:34:57,417 How about abroad? 334 00:34:58,126 --> 00:35:04,084 If they're to be taken abroad, you're welcome to interact with them directly. 335 00:35:04,459 --> 00:35:08,084 - I'm glad to hear this. - Likewise! 336 00:35:10,584 --> 00:35:14,459 Oh, by the way... Stanislawa Stankiewicz, 337 00:35:14,626 --> 00:35:16,834 Zosia's mother, a farmer, lives in our flat as well, 338 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:19,542 but she's asleep at the moment. 339 00:35:19,709 --> 00:35:22,209 This isn't what I expected. You seem so upbeat... 340 00:35:22,376 --> 00:35:23,542 Me, upbeat?! 341 00:35:23,709 --> 00:35:26,542 Your home and family look so ordinary, too. 342 00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:29,751 I was expecting a gloomy castle... 343 00:35:29,917 --> 00:35:34,542 We chased our rats and spiders out for a walk, 344 00:35:34,709 --> 00:35:38,001 stuffed all our skeletons in closets, don't you know... 345 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:41,126 Oh, I'm sure. You have a delightful sense of humor. 346 00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:43,792 Is this your studio? 347 00:35:44,292 --> 00:35:47,042 - The Holy Land, of course... - It's never been holy. 348 00:35:47,209 --> 00:35:48,959 Christ! 349 00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:51,292 That's from the 70s. 350 00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:53,667 The fantastic period? 351 00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:57,667 I didn't choose this label and I don't particularly like it. 352 00:35:57,834 --> 00:35:59,792 Are they for sale? 353 00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:01,834 They belong to my wife. 354 00:36:02,001 --> 00:36:03,709 They're my retirement fund. 355 00:36:03,876 --> 00:36:05,917 A marvellous collection! Congratulations! 356 00:36:06,084 --> 00:36:09,917 - Thank you. - I'd snap them right up if I could. 357 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:16,876 Sorry, I couldn't do without them. They're my pets. 358 00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:21,167 I have 9 in total... Come, I'll show you the rest. 359 00:36:21,334 --> 00:36:24,376 Oh, I'm sorry. Go on in. 360 00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:27,417 Wonderful! 361 00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:30,417 Marvellous! 362 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,167 I didn't know you were a ghost. 363 00:36:53,334 --> 00:36:55,667 - That's just one of these things. - Performance art? 364 00:36:55,834 --> 00:37:01,959 More like a joke, a farewell to Sanok... But no one thought it was funny. 365 00:37:02,584 --> 00:37:04,209 Incredible! 366 00:37:05,709 --> 00:37:12,292 My father painted these between 1974 and 1979, mainly in Sanok. 367 00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:18,251 He improved significantly back in '74. That's these two... 368 00:37:23,792 --> 00:37:27,417 I think I like this head most of all. 369 00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:34,917 I liked about 75% of that year's paintings. 370 00:37:35,501 --> 00:37:41,667 75% were cool, 50% were decent, 25% were very cool, 371 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:46,126 awesome, and 5% of these were absolutely amazing. 372 00:37:46,292 --> 00:37:48,626 If you compared that crap to his present... 373 00:37:48,792 --> 00:37:52,709 - So your father's evolving artistically? - Could be. 374 00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:56,167 There's something about his art 375 00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:58,751 that he doesn't deign to notice about beat bands. 376 00:37:58,917 --> 00:38:02,209 He thinks every new album is worse than the last. 377 00:38:02,376 --> 00:38:05,418 He doesn't let Mom and me talk about his paintings, 378 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,584 says it gives him painter's block. 379 00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:12,709 This one's from this year, the last one I managed to beg off of him. 380 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:17,459 There are 13 paintings in my collection. Guess that's gonna be it. 381 00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:19,376 They're masterpieces. 382 00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:22,167 Even better than your mother's collection. 383 00:38:22,709 --> 00:38:27,292 Could you entertain the idea of ever selling them to me? 384 00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:34,376 - What if I... - No! 385 00:38:36,251 --> 00:38:38,209 All right, I won't insist. 386 00:38:39,209 --> 00:38:40,751 Fantastic. 387 00:38:42,917 --> 00:38:45,334 Would you let me look at them a little longer? 388 00:38:45,501 --> 00:38:47,667 All right. 389 00:38:52,334 --> 00:38:55,001 He reminds me of Ferdinand the Bull. 390 00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,292 - I don't know... - Sure, Zosia, 391 00:38:57,459 --> 00:39:01,584 but I have the impression that he's here on behalf of some rich French businessman 392 00:39:01,751 --> 00:39:03,626 who'd rather remain anonymous. 393 00:39:03,792 --> 00:39:07,292 After going on and on about the importance of creative freedom 394 00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:11,667 you're going to hitch yourself to the wheel now?! 395 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:15,501 He's not forcing me into anything! I have to provide 12 paintings per year, 396 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:18,251 out of my 20-odd yearly average. 397 00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:23,292 $12,000 a year is a fortune in Poland! 398 00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:26,376 I'll be able to focus on painting 399 00:39:26,542 --> 00:39:30,209 without worrying about money, about our grandmothers, or about you! 400 00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:34,251 - 12,000 dollars?! - Oops! Excuse me... 401 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:42,417 Zosia... Let me make one thing clear right away: 402 00:39:42,626 --> 00:39:44,459 no need to pass around the Christmas wafer! 403 00:39:44,626 --> 00:39:47,751 No hugging or, God forbid, kissing. 404 00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:52,876 I don't do it myself and I don't ask that of anyone. All the best, folks! 405 00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:54,709 Tuck in. 406 00:39:56,501 --> 00:39:58,876 - Beksinski... - I like beer! 407 00:39:59,084 --> 00:40:02,376 I know exactly what you mean. I'm not big on beer... 408 00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:06,334 - And cigarettes even less so. - There'll be time to talk later. 409 00:40:06,501 --> 00:40:08,959 - Turn off the TV. - Okay, I'll just find Channel 3. 410 00:40:09,126 --> 00:40:10,834 Turn it off! 411 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,126 This makes me wet. 412 00:40:15,042 --> 00:40:18,376 In the name of the Father and Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 413 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:22,709 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, 414 00:40:22,876 --> 00:40:26,001 - Thy kingdom come... - What'd you buy? 415 00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:28,459 - Guess. - Where's my present? 416 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:31,959 Check down there. 417 00:40:32,459 --> 00:40:35,292 See, son? 418 00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:38,334 - Gotcha! - Exactly. 419 00:40:40,792 --> 00:40:43,626 Gotcha, buddy! 420 00:40:44,834 --> 00:40:46,834 - Give it here! - Got scissors? 421 00:41:50,209 --> 00:41:53,167 This is Zdzislaw Beksinski. 422 00:41:55,876 --> 00:41:58,584 Today is... 423 00:42:04,126 --> 00:42:08,084 And this is my beloved spouse! 424 00:42:09,376 --> 00:42:14,626 Your beloved spouse is feeling extremely camera-shy. 425 00:42:15,084 --> 00:42:16,959 But why, Zosia? 426 00:42:18,209 --> 00:42:20,584 Don't bother me or I'll spoil the pierogi! 427 00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:23,792 You'll see yourself... 428 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,834 Get on with it. 429 00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:29,167 I don't have time for that! 430 00:42:29,334 --> 00:42:31,417 Zoom in on my face. 431 00:42:32,376 --> 00:42:36,292 Jeez! It's zooming on its own! How come? 432 00:42:36,459 --> 00:42:40,251 You can set it to automatic zoom. 433 00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:43,792 - What an awful closeup. - Is it an awful closeup? 434 00:42:44,584 --> 00:42:47,042 Yes. Here you go. 435 00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:52,084 I filmed the whole room already, Tomek. 436 00:42:52,376 --> 00:42:58,584 But I'm feeling a bit neglected and under-recorded myself. 437 00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,876 - I'm going to bed, Zdzisiu. - I'm coming! 438 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:04,001 Let him get me on film. 439 00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:06,209 Wait a moment, will you? 440 00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:12,751 Zdzislaw Beksinski. Incredible! 441 00:43:13,667 --> 00:43:16,751 Introducing Ultravox and their biggest hit- 442 00:43:16,917 --> 00:43:18,501 "Dancing with Tears in my Eyes". 443 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:23,709 Weeping for the memory of a life gone by... 444 00:43:23,876 --> 00:43:26,626 This is exactly what I wanted to do today in Rzeszow! 445 00:44:10,001 --> 00:44:12,542 - What's your name? - Patrycja. 446 00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:20,584 Patrycja: Forever and ever. 447 00:44:41,584 --> 00:44:43,251 What a fabulous room! 448 00:44:46,209 --> 00:44:49,667 - Are these all yours? - Yes, of course! 449 00:44:50,334 --> 00:44:55,126 - Could you put them back in their spots? - Are these your pictures? 450 00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:57,959 My old man painted them, so they're mine, 451 00:44:58,126 --> 00:45:02,792 as in, they belong to me. Because this is my crypt. 452 00:45:03,417 --> 00:45:05,709 Mind if I smoke? 453 00:45:05,959 --> 00:45:08,001 Well... Sure, but... 454 00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:17,001 This is my collection of LPs and reel-to-reel tapes. 455 00:45:19,459 --> 00:45:21,417 Mind if I kiss you? 456 00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:26,042 When in Egypt, drink straight from the source... 457 00:45:34,626 --> 00:45:38,209 What's wrong? Do you think I'm funny? 458 00:45:38,376 --> 00:45:41,084 I think you're amusing. 459 00:45:41,876 --> 00:45:43,709 So can I kiss you? 460 00:45:43,876 --> 00:45:49,459 I have a very interesting collection of video tapes in the other room... 461 00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:29,042 Did I do something wrong? 462 00:46:29,584 --> 00:46:32,834 I don't know what happened. 463 00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:36,626 Got an awful headache... 464 00:46:38,001 --> 00:46:40,251 Mr Dmochowski, I can't have you ordering a painting 465 00:46:40,417 --> 00:46:42,584 and then not paying because you're short on money. 466 00:46:42,751 --> 00:46:46,001 I set that one aside and you end up buying another one. 467 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:49,542 I'm not in a rush to sell my paintings, but I consider them sold! 468 00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:51,751 You're asking too much, I'm scared. 469 00:46:52,626 --> 00:46:55,709 And don't tell me what you'd like me to paint! 470 00:46:55,876 --> 00:46:59,126 Let's not talk about my art, or anyone else's. 471 00:46:59,292 --> 00:47:01,001 It just blocks my creativity. 472 00:47:01,376 --> 00:47:02,834 Yes, yes. 473 00:47:03,417 --> 00:47:07,167 I made you a list of records to buy. Remember to get the right ones. 474 00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:10,001 I'll trade them for a few paintings. 475 00:47:11,584 --> 00:47:13,376 I know, yes. 476 00:47:13,751 --> 00:47:18,251 I understand. Thank you. Best regards to your wife. 477 00:47:47,209 --> 00:47:49,167 All right... 478 00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:54,251 I'm going to pinch your butt. 479 00:47:54,417 --> 00:47:57,042 Be a brave boy. 480 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:07,917 Press down on it. 481 00:48:08,917 --> 00:48:11,084 You'll live. 482 00:49:33,584 --> 00:49:34,876 E-fucking-nough! 483 00:49:41,959 --> 00:49:43,792 Enough of the fucking babysitting! 484 00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:59,126 - Tomek, what are you doing? - Are you blind or what? 485 00:49:59,376 --> 00:50:02,001 I'm smashing up the fucking kitchen! 486 00:51:06,959 --> 00:51:08,501 Beksinski, get out. 487 00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:11,459 There, there, Zosia... It's nothing. 488 00:51:34,584 --> 00:51:36,542 Have mercy... 489 00:51:44,667 --> 00:51:49,542 Maybe you're too rough about... 490 00:51:49,959 --> 00:51:51,084 These things. 491 00:51:51,251 --> 00:51:54,334 I'm not rough about these things. 492 00:51:55,001 --> 00:51:58,459 I only feel something when I want to undress someone. Later - nothing. 493 00:51:58,626 --> 00:52:02,376 Because you ought to slowly get used to that someone. 494 00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:05,334 Slowly, gradually, bit by bit... 495 00:52:05,501 --> 00:52:10,334 Don't you get it? I don't feel anything at all. 496 00:52:10,751 --> 00:52:13,959 Even if I feel anything, it's more like revulsion. 497 00:52:14,126 --> 00:52:17,042 When I think about men - Jeez, they disgust me, 498 00:52:17,209 --> 00:52:21,126 couldn't even touch them! And women... 499 00:52:23,876 --> 00:52:27,334 I don't really want them. 500 00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:34,334 It's ridiculous and I can't take it anymore. 501 00:52:35,209 --> 00:52:37,167 Their constant chatter gets on my nerves. 502 00:52:37,334 --> 00:52:40,584 All that humor, all these jokes, those stories 503 00:52:40,751 --> 00:52:44,709 about your friend's dog puking or something... 504 00:52:44,876 --> 00:52:48,042 Why should I give a fuck? 505 00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:55,042 When did you lock yourself into this box? 506 00:52:55,209 --> 00:52:58,709 - You used to be different. - What box? 507 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:04,209 That's how I see your total disregard for other people. 508 00:53:04,376 --> 00:53:08,959 - When Betti started smoking. - Oh, Tomek... 509 00:53:11,126 --> 00:53:16,042 - Guess I should kill myself after all. - Don't talk like this! 510 00:53:16,209 --> 00:53:20,626 Back then I already knew I should get it over with for good, 511 00:53:20,792 --> 00:53:25,376 but everyone kept telling me I shouldn't... 512 00:53:25,584 --> 00:53:29,251 - Tell me, I want to understand. - Even back then I couldn't take it. 513 00:53:29,417 --> 00:53:36,709 How could the fact of someone picking up smoking be so devastating, though? 514 00:53:36,876 --> 00:53:40,292 How many times did I tell you not to take it literally? 515 00:53:40,459 --> 00:53:42,959 How many times?! 516 00:53:43,126 --> 00:53:46,126 All right, baby, tell me what's going on. 517 00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:49,959 What's going on is, I had this perfect concept 518 00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:54,167 of the way everything was: my life, the world, other people... 519 00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:58,376 And the person I was in love with - but not like a normal guy, 520 00:53:58,542 --> 00:54:00,459 because I'm not normal in the first place. 521 00:54:00,626 --> 00:54:05,417 But how did you get the idea that perfection was real? 522 00:54:06,334 --> 00:54:08,709 Do you think you're perfect? 523 00:54:08,876 --> 00:54:10,917 How did I get this idea? 524 00:54:11,209 --> 00:54:15,917 - From books, movies, and songs! - What do you mean? 525 00:54:16,084 --> 00:54:19,084 Even song lyrics talk about problems... 526 00:54:19,251 --> 00:54:24,251 Sure, but Good always wins. Everyone's happy and huggy, 527 00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:29,709 love is pure, beautiful, and immaculate, and so on... 528 00:54:29,876 --> 00:54:34,042 How do you think people end up with love like this? 529 00:54:34,209 --> 00:54:39,126 It's a long, long road to this kind of love. 530 00:54:39,292 --> 00:54:43,792 - Sure, sure... But it's out there. - It is. 531 00:54:45,126 --> 00:54:48,917 - And it doesn't exist in the real world! - You're wrong. It exists. 532 00:54:49,084 --> 00:54:50,334 The fuck it does! 533 00:54:50,501 --> 00:54:53,626 You convinced yourself that it's not real... 534 00:54:53,792 --> 00:54:58,209 But it exists. I believe it does. 535 00:55:05,209 --> 00:55:09,126 It's claustrophobic. I can't get out of this. 536 00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:14,792 Wherever I go, I have to act like other people, 537 00:55:14,959 --> 00:55:18,334 do what everyone else does. 538 00:55:18,501 --> 00:55:24,709 I've got to play a role to get the things I want or to be liked. 539 00:55:24,959 --> 00:55:29,501 I have to keep acting. I can't get out of this. 540 00:55:29,667 --> 00:55:31,417 - You don't have to. - I'm fed up. 541 00:55:31,584 --> 00:55:34,209 You're not yourself. 542 00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:38,084 You're right... I'm not myself. 543 00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:42,917 Why? 544 00:55:43,834 --> 00:55:48,292 You ought to get back to yourself, step by step. 545 00:55:48,459 --> 00:55:53,001 But there's no myself anymore! I don't exist anymore! 546 00:55:53,167 --> 00:55:57,042 I'm my own corpse or something. 547 00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:05,667 I could run a concentration camp and get some payback... 548 00:56:06,334 --> 00:56:10,834 - For what? - For being alive. For living. 549 00:56:18,376 --> 00:56:21,584 Life is the greatest gift of all! 550 00:56:23,376 --> 00:56:28,251 Fat lot of good it gave me. Such a wonderful gift! 551 00:56:28,417 --> 00:56:32,792 What'd it get me? Fuck... Tell me, what do I get out of it? 552 00:56:32,959 --> 00:56:36,084 What did it get me? 553 00:56:36,417 --> 00:56:40,417 No, you tell me what you did to feel this gift. 554 00:56:41,584 --> 00:56:45,542 - The gift of life. - Why should I work for it, though? 555 00:56:46,584 --> 00:56:48,417 Have I wanted it? 556 00:56:48,584 --> 00:56:50,959 I'm asking you, did I want it? 557 00:56:51,959 --> 00:56:54,042 The fuck should I work for it? 558 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:56,792 - Tell me, Tomek... - I'm fed up. 559 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:05,626 Do you like it? Does being this way make you happy? 560 00:57:07,417 --> 00:57:08,959 Don't you want to change? 561 00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:13,251 Oh sure, it makes me masochistically happy! 562 00:57:13,417 --> 00:57:16,584 I can't and don't want to get out of this. 563 00:57:16,751 --> 00:57:20,542 - You've never tried to change. - Dad sees it too. 564 00:57:28,459 --> 00:57:31,584 3 days ago we went to the movies. 565 00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:36,876 I watched you a few days before that, too, 566 00:57:37,084 --> 00:57:39,626 and you seemed absolutely fine. 567 00:57:39,792 --> 00:57:42,459 What happened over the last couple of days? 568 00:57:44,792 --> 00:57:46,834 Nothing happened. 569 00:57:49,001 --> 00:57:52,251 Except for the fact that if you keep carrying a heavy load, 570 00:57:52,417 --> 00:57:56,751 eventually you'll get tired. I just fell over yesterday. 571 00:57:56,917 --> 00:58:03,001 - I didn't see you carrying a load. - I'm glad you didn't! 572 00:58:03,334 --> 00:58:06,876 Your dad and I want to help you. 573 00:58:07,209 --> 00:58:10,917 We're showing you kindness and heart, 574 00:58:11,084 --> 00:58:14,917 we're reaching out to you, but you want to cut off our hands... 575 00:58:15,084 --> 00:58:19,584 - Why? - You literally cannot do anything! 576 00:58:19,751 --> 00:58:22,376 What's the point of all that goddamn talking? 577 00:58:50,501 --> 00:58:51,876 Zosia... 578 00:58:51,959 --> 00:58:53,834 I have a sore right there... 579 00:58:56,959 --> 00:59:00,501 - It hurts... - Maybe cupping would help her. 580 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:04,792 Cupping over damaged skin?! Go back to bed, Ma! 581 00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:09,126 It hurts! 582 00:59:10,751 --> 00:59:12,751 Good grief... 583 00:59:15,001 --> 00:59:18,667 - How about this one? - Yes, it's happier. 584 00:59:23,501 --> 00:59:27,501 - It hurts, Zosia... - I know, Mother. 585 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,792 - Thank you. - Get some rest. 586 01:00:00,584 --> 01:00:03,459 Come back to me, son! 587 01:00:03,667 --> 01:00:05,251 Do you hear me? Come back! 588 01:00:06,709 --> 01:00:08,459 Don't you leave your mom! 589 01:00:08,792 --> 01:00:11,417 Come back, baby... 590 01:00:12,292 --> 01:00:13,917 There's only room for one. 591 01:00:18,042 --> 01:00:20,751 You go, I'll catch up. 592 01:00:56,709 --> 01:00:58,501 Maybe it's wrong to save him. 593 01:00:58,667 --> 01:01:01,209 Listen, you have a lot of clout in this place... 594 01:01:01,376 --> 01:01:03,292 Stop it! 595 01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:08,459 He didn't want to live. He's just going to suffer. 596 01:01:08,876 --> 01:01:12,501 - Come on, I'll give you a shot. - No, I'm fine. 597 01:01:12,792 --> 01:01:15,251 He was just afraid to live! 598 01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:18,501 I think suicide is a very brave and courageous act. 599 01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:20,751 If he decided to end it, we should... 600 01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:25,126 Sorry, that's nonsense. Why did you call the ambulance, then? 601 01:01:25,626 --> 01:01:27,584 What about the cops? 602 01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:34,709 - Fill her up, please. - OK. 603 01:02:06,584 --> 01:02:07,751 Too bad... 604 01:02:15,334 --> 01:02:17,876 I wouldn't want to go like that. 605 01:02:21,542 --> 01:02:27,167 I'd like to die before you. I think women have it worse. 606 01:02:28,084 --> 01:02:30,667 Men just sort of... 607 01:02:37,376 --> 01:02:39,626 Is Madame still alive? 608 01:02:41,959 --> 01:02:44,709 The way a plant is alive... 609 01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:50,584 Excuse me, Zosia. 610 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:33,417 Have you watched Herzog's "Nosferatu" with Klaus Kinski? 611 01:03:33,751 --> 01:03:36,709 Yes. Wonderful film. 612 01:03:39,084 --> 01:03:42,501 Phenomenal. Simply phenomenal! 613 01:03:42,667 --> 01:03:44,876 I saw it around 5 times... 614 01:03:46,376 --> 01:03:48,709 Want some Coke? 615 01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:58,292 - Got to show the whole thing... - Do an awful closeup! 616 01:04:00,459 --> 01:04:02,501 You can start zooming now. 617 01:04:03,292 --> 01:04:08,834 You're standing so far apart I can't get you both in the frame... 618 01:04:12,334 --> 01:04:14,626 Hello, everyone! 619 01:04:15,042 --> 01:04:17,917 We hope you're ready for an exciting ride! 620 01:04:18,084 --> 01:04:22,334 You'll get to see another chapter of the adventures of 007. 621 01:04:22,501 --> 01:04:24,667 Plenty of shooting, plenty of intrigue 622 01:04:24,834 --> 01:04:27,459 and a cherry on top: 623 01:04:27,459 --> 01:04:33,001 the gorgeous Barbara Bach as Major Amasova! 624 01:04:33,959 --> 01:04:36,459 Think everyone already here, right? 625 01:04:36,626 --> 01:04:42,959 Okay, folks, get ready for Tomasz Beksinski and Roger Moore! 626 01:05:25,876 --> 01:05:28,042 Roger Moore... 627 01:05:28,501 --> 01:05:32,584 As James Bond, 007, 628 01:05:34,209 --> 01:05:38,792 in "The Spy Who Loved Me". 629 01:05:47,709 --> 01:05:49,501 Also starring... 630 01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:56,584 ...the grave of Johannes Hevelius was discovered 631 01:05:56,667 --> 01:05:58,292 at St Catherine's Church in Gdańsk, 632 01:05:58,334 --> 01:06:01,126 exactly one year before the 300th anniversary of his... 633 01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:06,876 How are you, Tomek? What's up? 634 01:06:07,042 --> 01:06:09,501 Nothing. 635 01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:14,001 Hi, Tomek! 636 01:06:16,626 --> 01:06:19,459 - Good morning. - I brought you some new records. 637 01:06:31,584 --> 01:06:33,084 - Are we recording? - Yes. 638 01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:37,709 This is tape no. 2... 639 01:06:38,667 --> 01:06:40,542 Say what day it is, will you? 640 01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:46,167 Today is July 19, 1986. 641 01:06:47,834 --> 01:06:52,376 We're picking up after a brief bathroom break. 642 01:06:55,292 --> 01:06:59,667 Zdzislaw Beksinski and Piotr Dmochowski. 643 01:06:59,709 --> 01:07:03,167 No, there aren't any splatters, Grzesiek. 644 01:07:03,167 --> 01:07:06,501 I recorded it as well and watched it. 645 01:07:06,542 --> 01:07:09,792 My copy is exactly the same. 646 01:07:10,209 --> 01:07:13,626 Okay, bring it over to my folks as usual and we'll see. 647 01:07:16,167 --> 01:07:18,334 Jesus, I'm stuffed! 648 01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:22,376 That makes me glad. I'm happy for you. 649 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:25,459 It was great. 650 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,042 Could you go sit with Granny Beksinska for a bit? 651 01:07:29,209 --> 01:07:33,126 No, her room stinks bad enough to make me puke. 652 01:07:35,209 --> 01:07:37,876 She's the only mom your dad has. 653 01:07:38,042 --> 01:07:40,376 She was your favorite grandma when you were little. 654 01:07:40,542 --> 01:07:43,167 She went with you to put up your death notices. 655 01:07:43,334 --> 01:07:48,542 Fine, all right, is that supposed to make her stink any less? 656 01:07:49,459 --> 01:07:51,667 Where is that thing... 657 01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:53,084 It was right here. 658 01:07:54,376 --> 01:07:56,792 - Where's the bottle opener? - I moved it. 659 01:08:05,334 --> 01:08:08,167 You keep saying a lot of bad things, son. 660 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:11,876 You keep hurting everyone 661 01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:17,667 and never, not even once, think how difficult it is for us. 662 01:08:23,376 --> 01:08:25,126 Do you hear me? 663 01:09:10,667 --> 01:09:11,875 Good morning! 664 01:09:12,459 --> 01:09:15,584 I can smell it was a busy night. 665 01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:17,667 How are you today, baby girl? 666 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:24,084 Eyes wide open? That's progress! All right, give us some steam. 667 01:09:51,626 --> 01:09:54,667 You gave us a good run, Mother. 668 01:09:56,334 --> 01:10:00,042 89 years is a great result, but Grandma Stankiewicz 669 01:10:00,209 --> 01:10:05,459 is moving toward a beautiful finish at 90 years so far... 670 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:15,292 Zosia! Beksinska is dead! 671 01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:57,834 Can I have two? 672 01:10:58,001 --> 01:11:00,334 - Of course! - Thanks. 673 01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:05,542 Excuse me, how long until we land in Rzeszow? 674 01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:06,834 10 minutes. 675 01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:11,709 That's funny. I saw my numerologist yesterday 676 01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:14,917 and he calculated that this plane was going to crash. 677 01:11:15,084 --> 01:11:18,292 Fancy that! Weren't you scared to take this flight, then? 678 01:11:18,459 --> 01:11:21,792 No, he also calculated that I'd make it. 679 01:11:21,959 --> 01:11:24,542 Do you like wasting your money on nonsense? 680 01:11:25,876 --> 01:11:27,626 I like nonsense. 681 01:11:47,459 --> 01:11:50,042 - Here you go. - God bless you, young man. 682 01:11:50,876 --> 01:11:53,834 May the good Lord grant you a lot of children. 683 01:12:02,167 --> 01:12:03,501 Here we go... 684 01:12:38,667 --> 01:12:40,292 Jesus! 685 01:13:14,792 --> 01:13:16,459 Faster, faster! 686 01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:22,042 Out, out. 687 01:13:27,001 --> 01:13:29,251 Jesus, there's a woman stuck in here! 688 01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:31,959 Help me get her out! 689 01:13:33,334 --> 01:13:36,501 Come on, help me! 690 01:13:44,626 --> 01:13:45,876 Faster! 691 01:14:20,792 --> 01:14:25,084 At midnight, in the month of July, A mystic moon hangs in the sky. 692 01:14:26,417 --> 01:14:27,876 Good evening. 693 01:14:28,042 --> 01:14:33,167 This nighttime meeting will be quite special. 694 01:14:34,292 --> 01:14:37,334 I'm going to try to tell you a story - amazing, 695 01:14:37,501 --> 01:14:40,959 incredible, straddling the boundary of dreams and reality. 696 01:14:42,251 --> 01:14:46,959 Partly made up and partly true... 697 01:14:48,001 --> 01:14:52,501 And thus, the tale which will take up 3 hours of our moonlit program 698 01:14:52,667 --> 01:14:56,584 took place a long time ago... 699 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:26,334 What are you bad at, in your opinion? 700 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:29,376 At everything. 701 01:15:34,001 --> 01:15:37,751 I even feel inferior to many painters. 702 01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:44,876 I immediately feel all the things I don't do well enough, 703 01:15:45,376 --> 01:15:48,542 I feel everything I can't do. 704 01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:53,167 Right now I can't see the things I'm better at. 705 01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:58,667 So for you it's not a matter of internal strife. 706 01:15:59,376 --> 01:16:02,584 You want to be better than everyone else, and that's your problem, 707 01:16:02,751 --> 01:16:05,626 not some childhood issues or external influence. 708 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:10,376 I went through some strife, don't you know. 709 01:16:11,209 --> 01:16:14,667 But it didn't make me... 710 01:16:16,042 --> 01:16:19,709 I have this sort of homeo... 711 01:16:20,584 --> 01:16:22,376 - What do you call it? - Homeostatic...? 712 01:16:22,542 --> 01:16:27,167 Precisely. A homeostatic system that makes me quickly regain balance. 713 01:16:27,334 --> 01:16:32,542 My son doesn't have one. He has an anti-homeostatic system. 714 01:16:32,917 --> 01:16:35,834 Every tiny thing triggers an avalanche. 715 01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:39,792 If you're in a boat 716 01:16:39,959 --> 01:16:43,876 heading for a waterfall which means certain death, 717 01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:48,042 and there's a cactus and an easy chair with you in that boat, 718 01:16:48,209 --> 01:16:54,251 it'd be better to sit in that chair instead of on the cactus, right? 719 01:16:54,751 --> 01:16:57,501 Hope the new year brings you good health and the power of genius! 720 01:16:57,667 --> 01:16:59,126 Thank you, Piotr. Same to you! 721 01:16:59,292 --> 01:17:02,376 I didn't believe you'd make it, and I still don't. 722 01:17:02,542 --> 01:17:04,834 Thanks. Hope I heard that wrong. 723 01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:09,042 You're not going to write about all that, right? 724 01:17:09,209 --> 01:17:12,584 One guy was so diligent about quoting his idol that the man ended up 725 01:17:12,751 --> 01:17:15,584 looking like a monster. You're not going to repeat all that, right? 726 01:17:15,751 --> 01:17:19,209 Are you kidding? I'm going to write everything down 727 01:17:19,376 --> 01:17:21,834 as soon as I get home! I don't want to lose a single word! 728 01:17:22,001 --> 01:17:26,876 I just don't want people to know I record every conversation on the sly. 729 01:17:27,042 --> 01:17:29,417 Could we skip this one detail? 730 01:17:31,876 --> 01:17:33,292 Bye. 731 01:18:28,042 --> 01:18:30,167 How are you, Zdzisiek? 732 01:18:30,417 --> 01:18:34,001 My head feels fit to split. No idea how I'll make it through the week. 733 01:18:37,209 --> 01:18:40,334 An awful stench wafts out from every floor. 734 01:18:40,501 --> 01:18:46,667 Seems like our downstairs neighbors boil dead rats for lunch every day. 735 01:18:46,834 --> 01:18:51,376 - The whole section is miserable. - I'm completely stressed out! 736 01:18:51,542 --> 01:18:55,042 Non-functional plumbing has always been my greatest fear 737 01:18:55,209 --> 01:18:56,834 and I don't think I can bear it! 738 01:18:57,626 --> 01:19:00,042 How am I going to empty Mother's crapper too? 739 01:19:00,209 --> 01:19:03,209 - Take this. - No idea how I'm going to manage. 740 01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:13,209 Excuse me, sir! 741 01:19:14,334 --> 01:19:16,834 - Yes? - Are you Zbigniew Beksinski? 742 01:19:17,001 --> 01:19:19,334 - The painter? - I guess... 743 01:19:19,501 --> 01:19:21,001 My flat is right across the road. 744 01:19:21,167 --> 01:19:24,167 I've been watching you at work through my binoculars... 745 01:20:00,501 --> 01:20:08,292 Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. 746 01:20:08,626 --> 01:20:16,459 Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. 747 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:28,084 - I should go get Mom. - No, let her cry. 748 01:20:31,417 --> 01:20:36,917 That woman was simply indestructible. 98 years! What a score! 749 01:20:39,792 --> 01:20:42,959 So it's just the three of us left. 750 01:20:47,292 --> 01:20:50,209 Like Genesis after Hackett left. 751 01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:52,459 Me, I'm in no rush to leave. 752 01:20:52,626 --> 01:20:57,251 Though I don't think any of us could beat Grandma's record. 753 01:20:57,542 --> 01:21:00,126 Yeah, she was tough as nails. 754 01:22:09,542 --> 01:22:12,417 I heard Houston gets the best results, 755 01:22:12,584 --> 01:22:16,917 but this still means a 15% mortality rate. 756 01:22:17,084 --> 01:22:22,501 Another 15% of patients end up paralyzed from the waist down. 757 01:22:23,042 --> 01:22:27,417 Professor Hertzl from Berlin saw your latest MRI scans. 758 01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:30,167 He wants to bring his team hereto Anin 759 01:22:30,334 --> 01:22:34,001 and perform a surgical demonstration for Polish cardiac surgeons. 760 01:22:34,167 --> 01:22:36,417 - So if you could... - No, no, no! 761 01:22:36,584 --> 01:22:41,584 The thought of being paralyzed frightens me more than death itself. 762 01:22:42,626 --> 01:22:44,084 Zosiu... 763 01:22:59,251 --> 01:23:01,209 I've read Dmochowski's stuff. 764 01:23:01,376 --> 01:23:04,209 Dear God! The things he wrote about you, me and Tomek, 765 01:23:04,376 --> 01:23:06,667 let alone other people, our grannies... 766 01:23:06,834 --> 01:23:09,626 I don't want to see that man in here ever again! 767 01:23:09,792 --> 01:23:12,126 I don't want him to call, don't want his money! 768 01:23:12,292 --> 01:23:15,584 - We need to burn this. - I think it's already out. 769 01:23:15,751 --> 01:23:18,792 What a disgusting creature! He's not human at all! 770 01:23:18,959 --> 01:23:21,376 Oh, and don't let Tomek see this shit. 771 01:23:50,167 --> 01:23:52,834 - Patrycja! - Remember me? 772 01:23:56,834 --> 01:23:57,917 Warmer... 773 01:23:59,042 --> 01:24:02,751 The Reptile enters my tomb! 774 01:24:03,334 --> 01:24:05,292 I knew you'd come back. 775 01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:10,959 Jesus, it's been 11 years. 776 01:24:15,626 --> 01:24:18,667 You're even more beautiful than before. 777 01:25:01,626 --> 01:25:03,792 You've got a dangly thing here... 778 01:25:05,251 --> 01:25:07,001 Oh, my! 779 01:25:07,167 --> 01:25:10,709 - Not like that, Beksinski! - Open your eye. 780 01:25:11,876 --> 01:25:14,167 - Which one? I can't... - Your left. 781 01:25:14,876 --> 01:25:18,917 - Our superstar. - Hey, Zdzisio, Grzesiek is filming us... 782 01:25:20,459 --> 01:25:25,001 - Me, a star? I should go get my sunglasses... 783 01:25:27,501 --> 01:25:31,417 Fucking hell! Even in my own house someone's taking my place! 784 01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:36,042 Grzesiek's been coming over so often that he's like a brother to you by now... 785 01:25:36,209 --> 01:25:37,459 Shut your face! 786 01:25:37,626 --> 01:25:40,459 Get the fuck out of here if you don't know how to behave! 787 01:25:40,626 --> 01:25:43,417 Your mother is dying! Get out! Get the hell out! 788 01:25:43,584 --> 01:25:45,292 - What do you mean: dying? - Stop it... 789 01:25:45,459 --> 01:25:46,792 Cut! 790 01:26:16,834 --> 01:26:18,959 I wanted to give this to you today. 791 01:26:19,126 --> 01:26:23,459 I've had it for 11 years, hopefully it can still be useful. 792 01:26:26,917 --> 01:26:30,709 I like this answering machine better than your new one. 793 01:26:32,251 --> 01:26:34,042 Thanks. 794 01:26:34,334 --> 01:26:37,334 Mom has an aneurysm that could burst at any time. 795 01:26:37,501 --> 01:26:39,084 She has about a year left. 796 01:26:40,542 --> 01:26:43,167 - Can't they get it out? - No. 797 01:26:44,042 --> 01:26:48,709 Promise you won't hurt yourself while Mom is alive. All right? 798 01:26:53,084 --> 01:26:54,459 Fine. 799 01:27:59,126 --> 01:28:01,167 Stop it. Stop bawling. 800 01:28:02,751 --> 01:28:05,001 Patrycja, I'm going to kill myself! 801 01:28:05,167 --> 01:28:08,209 Save these threats for your parents. I don't care anymore. 802 01:28:12,792 --> 01:28:15,876 Why? Tell me why! 803 01:28:16,834 --> 01:28:19,751 - Why what? - Why can't you be with me? 804 01:28:22,126 --> 01:28:23,959 You gave too much. 805 01:28:25,792 --> 01:28:27,501 Make love to me. 806 01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:31,667 Please, one last time... Please! 807 01:28:52,501 --> 01:28:54,959 That's where you put in the washing powder. 808 01:28:56,459 --> 01:28:57,917 Right here. 809 01:28:59,209 --> 01:29:01,042 Zdzisiek... 810 01:29:01,709 --> 01:29:05,376 Tell me one thing. I've been wondering... 811 01:29:05,542 --> 01:29:09,834 It didn't let me sleep these last few days. 812 01:29:10,001 --> 01:29:15,709 What'll it be like? Who's going to be in the tomb with me? 813 01:29:16,626 --> 01:29:18,042 The Beksinski family. 814 01:29:18,209 --> 01:29:20,376 Grandpa and Grandma, Father and Mother... 815 01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:23,542 And there's another coffin there as well, a tiny one. 816 01:29:23,709 --> 01:29:25,709 Why do you bother thinking about these things? 817 01:29:25,876 --> 01:29:28,292 You never told me there was a baby in that tomb... 818 01:29:28,459 --> 01:29:30,584 What does that matter? 819 01:29:31,417 --> 01:29:34,459 We don't even know if it's a baby. It's just a small coffin. 820 01:29:34,626 --> 01:29:37,626 Fabric softener goes here. Right here. 821 01:29:37,792 --> 01:29:40,209 It does matter to me, 822 01:29:40,376 --> 01:29:43,167 because I'd like to know who I'm going to be there with. 823 01:29:43,334 --> 01:29:46,001 It's all pretty difficult, I'd have to do some research... 824 01:29:46,084 --> 01:29:48,001 There's no telling what would come out of it. 825 01:29:48,126 --> 01:29:49,876 - Shut the drawer. - That's why Grandfather 826 01:29:50,042 --> 01:29:52,167 didn't list any names on the tomb. 827 01:29:52,334 --> 01:29:54,792 The inscription just says BEKSINSKI FAMILY TOMB. 828 01:29:54,959 --> 01:29:58,042 - Turn the dial... - Let's leave it like this. 829 01:29:58,209 --> 01:30:01,792 - And the start button. - If it was up to me, I'd write: 830 01:30:01,959 --> 01:30:05,084 Here lie the Beksinskis. Kiss their asses. 831 01:30:05,251 --> 01:30:09,959 They'd never let you do that. 832 01:30:10,834 --> 01:30:13,126 Wait, let me put it up higher. 833 01:30:15,917 --> 01:30:20,126 I'd like to rest by that tiny coffin. 834 01:30:21,376 --> 01:30:28,084 It's in the lower part of the tomb. You'll be up by Grandma Beksinska. 835 01:30:30,584 --> 01:30:37,334 I'm going to think that it's our baby daughter's coffin. 836 01:30:37,501 --> 01:30:39,167 Now that was absurd! 837 01:30:39,626 --> 01:30:44,001 Honey, it barely even got to the scrambled-eggs stage! 838 01:30:44,167 --> 01:30:47,709 That's what I'm going to think. 839 01:30:50,709 --> 01:30:53,417 At least let me have this much. 840 01:32:57,376 --> 01:32:59,459 Mom is dead. 841 01:33:54,834 --> 01:33:56,834 Farewell, Zosia. 842 01:34:16,209 --> 01:34:18,209 Did you call the ambulance? 843 01:34:19,417 --> 01:34:21,334 There's no point. 844 01:34:32,751 --> 01:34:34,042 Mom... 845 01:34:35,834 --> 01:34:37,751 Mommy... 846 01:34:48,084 --> 01:34:50,584 What are we going to do? 847 01:34:53,792 --> 01:34:55,334 Mom... 848 01:34:55,626 --> 01:34:59,001 Mommy, no... 849 01:38:22,959 --> 01:38:27,084 Could you build in a weaker spot to the right of the door? 850 01:38:27,251 --> 01:38:30,417 In case the lock got stuck and I couldn't get it open... 851 01:38:30,834 --> 01:38:33,917 - I'll pay extra for that, of course. - Naturally. 852 01:38:34,126 --> 01:38:36,626 We'll put in a circle of perforated brick. 853 01:38:36,792 --> 01:38:38,376 Thank you. 854 01:38:40,667 --> 01:38:43,334 Dear Piotr! I'm writing to invite you to smoke the peace pipe. 855 01:38:43,501 --> 01:38:46,584 I would have done this earlier, but Zosia couldn't forgive you 856 01:38:46,751 --> 01:38:49,084 for some of the things you wrote about our family, 857 01:38:49,251 --> 01:38:52,209 particularly with regard to Tomek. He still isn't your fan, 858 01:38:52,376 --> 01:38:55,917 but I think he didn't read your book because he wasn't interested. 859 01:39:10,834 --> 01:39:12,251 EVENING WITH A VAMPIRE 860 01:39:12,417 --> 01:39:15,626 Who would've thought that the translator of Monty Python's Flying Circus 861 01:39:15,792 --> 01:39:18,042 would turn out to be... almost an actual vampire! 862 01:39:18,209 --> 01:39:20,542 He says he likes the city - but mainly at night. 863 01:39:20,709 --> 01:39:24,834 He says foreplay should begin with the woman getting out of her coffin. 864 01:39:25,001 --> 01:39:29,376 His answering machine says "You have reached Nosferatu..." 865 01:39:29,542 --> 01:39:31,542 Tonight's guest is Tomasz Beksinski! 866 01:39:38,167 --> 01:39:40,126 I'm used to a certain order. 867 01:39:40,292 --> 01:39:44,626 The whole day should go according to a certain schedule. 868 01:39:44,792 --> 01:39:46,501 If someone disrupts it, 869 01:39:46,667 --> 01:39:51,542 I'm liable to get really upset and find it hard to actually function. 870 01:39:51,709 --> 01:39:54,084 So how are you going to handle... 871 01:39:55,834 --> 01:39:59,042 - Well, Ewa is an Uberwoman. - What's an uberwoman? 872 01:39:59,209 --> 01:40:03,667 An Uberwoman is a woman who can stand me. And the other way around. 873 01:40:03,834 --> 01:40:05,626 You're not having these attacks anymore? 874 01:40:05,709 --> 01:40:07,334 Of course I'm not! 875 01:40:07,417 --> 01:40:10,501 - Finally grew out of it? - You could say that. 876 01:40:10,667 --> 01:40:13,084 Plus, I think that over the last few years 877 01:40:13,251 --> 01:40:18,042 I haven't experienced this sort of... 878 01:40:19,792 --> 01:40:24,417 Reality-induced suffering which made me want to escape. 879 01:40:24,584 --> 01:40:29,459 I escape into movies every single day, I think that absorbs some of that pain. 880 01:40:42,751 --> 01:40:44,042 Come here. 881 01:40:46,376 --> 01:40:49,709 Stand up. Stand up! 882 01:40:55,917 --> 01:40:57,251 Do it yourself. 883 01:40:58,376 --> 01:40:59,376 Ewa! 884 01:40:59,917 --> 01:41:02,042 I want to watch. 885 01:41:03,584 --> 01:41:07,167 You want me to jack off on our anniversary? 886 01:41:07,584 --> 01:41:10,751 I want us to do something different tonight. Please. 887 01:41:12,667 --> 01:41:14,459 Aren't we having fun though? 888 01:41:18,459 --> 01:41:20,792 Kiss me... 889 01:41:21,084 --> 01:41:22,292 You're crazy. 890 01:41:22,459 --> 01:41:25,417 Why would I play with myself if I have you? 891 01:41:28,959 --> 01:41:31,126 - I just... - I'm not in the mood anymore. 892 01:41:31,292 --> 01:41:33,459 - I need to watch a movie. - Sure... 893 01:41:35,584 --> 01:41:37,084 Listen... Hey! 894 01:41:37,417 --> 01:41:39,542 I'm here to play with you. 895 01:41:39,709 --> 01:41:42,751 Quit ignoring me! Look at me, Tomek! 896 01:41:43,251 --> 01:41:46,417 I want to play. Give me this tape. Gimme that! 897 01:41:49,501 --> 01:41:53,209 - Let's have some other kind of fun... - Fucking shit! 898 01:41:53,792 --> 01:41:59,501 What are you doing? Stop it, calm down! 899 01:41:59,667 --> 01:42:02,251 - You have access to all the data. - I'm sorry... 900 01:42:02,417 --> 01:42:04,501 - And now you'll pay for it! - Calm down! 901 01:42:06,542 --> 01:42:07,709 Tomek, stop it! I'm sorry! 902 01:42:07,751 --> 01:42:11,751 You'll see how fun it is to fucking smash your heart against a wall! 903 01:42:12,584 --> 01:42:14,001 Calm down! 904 01:42:48,084 --> 01:42:49,709 Hi. 905 01:43:05,876 --> 01:43:08,001 You use them like a real Chinaman. 906 01:43:18,876 --> 01:43:21,167 I'm old. Take care of me. 907 01:43:24,334 --> 01:43:26,542 Should I change your diapers? 908 01:43:30,167 --> 01:43:33,792 Let's get your last will written down to avoid legal issues. 909 01:43:34,584 --> 01:43:36,042 All right. 910 01:43:38,459 --> 01:43:40,251 Maybe if you had spanked me, even just once, 911 01:43:40,417 --> 01:43:43,126 I could've figured out where the boundaries lie. 912 01:43:44,751 --> 01:43:48,792 Don't worry, I don't hold this against you. I know you very well. 913 01:43:53,417 --> 01:43:54,959 It's so good! 914 01:43:57,959 --> 01:43:59,376 I won. 915 01:44:40,542 --> 01:44:42,584 Hi. 916 01:45:31,459 --> 01:45:35,209 The hands of the clock implacably race ahead. 917 01:45:36,709 --> 01:45:39,334 The designated end of this century and millennium 918 01:45:39,501 --> 01:45:42,584 is less than 3 weeks away. 919 01:45:42,959 --> 01:45:46,042 In 2 weeks it'll be Christmas, 920 01:45:47,084 --> 01:45:51,251 and 3 weeks from now the year will be 2000. 921 01:45:51,626 --> 01:45:58,542 Do you realize that this is our last meeting of the 1990s? 922 01:45:59,626 --> 01:46:04,709 This could even be our last meeting ever - 923 01:46:05,292 --> 01:46:07,876 nobody knows what's going to happen... 924 01:46:21,042 --> 01:46:23,751 Zdzislaw Beksinski speaking. 925 01:46:29,376 --> 01:46:30,417 I'm sure he's asleep. 926 01:46:30,584 --> 01:46:33,709 He's been staying up all night working recently. I saw him after lunch. 927 01:46:33,876 --> 01:46:36,792 He was in a decent mood. 928 01:46:40,251 --> 01:46:43,667 All right, I'll check on him. Take care, Ania. 929 01:46:44,209 --> 01:46:47,501 Thank you. Merry Christmas. See you. 930 01:49:11,626 --> 01:49:13,792 Zdzislaw Beksinski here. 931 01:50:29,126 --> 01:50:31,167 Congratulations. 932 01:51:13,251 --> 01:51:16,667 DON'T FOOL YOURSELF! NO ONE SEES ANYTHING 933 01:51:55,834 --> 01:51:57,917 - Yes? - Nowak. 934 01:51:58,626 --> 01:52:00,001 Come in. 935 01:52:02,167 --> 01:52:04,625 - Good morning. - Good morning. 936 01:52:07,459 --> 01:52:09,334 Pleased to meet you. 937 01:53:00,126 --> 01:53:05,084 I bet all people have some hidden needs, but they're afraid 938 01:53:05,251 --> 01:53:09,167 to ever let these feelings come out, because they could end up disavowed, 939 01:53:09,334 --> 01:53:11,167 ridiculed... 940 01:53:14,334 --> 01:53:19,334 Me, I've always dreamed about raping someone. Yes. 941 01:53:19,959 --> 01:53:22,876 But I knew I'd never actually do it, 942 01:53:23,292 --> 01:53:27,542 because I despise violence, I'm a sophisticated person. 943 01:53:28,334 --> 01:53:31,376 Such things are simply not done. 944 01:53:33,376 --> 01:53:37,417 I didn't even spank Tomek, because I was afraid 945 01:53:37,584 --> 01:53:44,001 that I would turn out to be a sadist who delights in beating children. 946 01:53:47,376 --> 01:53:50,751 We all have our preferences and dreams - 947 01:53:51,501 --> 01:53:54,292 and, most importantly, 948 01:53:54,459 --> 01:53:59,042 everyone has as much right to their dreams as I do to mine. 949 01:54:01,209 --> 01:54:03,417 Are you recording this? 950 01:54:04,001 --> 01:54:05,584 Naturally! 951 01:54:06,501 --> 01:54:08,376 You should do too. 952 01:54:09,667 --> 01:54:13,167 Maybe then you'd hear how often you keep interrupting me. 953 01:54:24,834 --> 01:54:27,459 You haven't changed a bit. 954 01:54:37,459 --> 01:54:44,417 So let's say I fire up my computer 955 01:54:46,459 --> 01:54:51,209 to order a tuned-up version of Alicia Silverstone... 956 01:55:15,167 --> 01:55:17,042 - Good evening. - Good evening. 957 01:55:17,209 --> 01:55:20,792 Dad will be right up, he's talking with some woman downstairs. 958 01:55:20,959 --> 01:55:23,084 - I'll just have a Coke. - Of course. 959 01:55:25,459 --> 01:55:30,501 Kindly throw away the cup when you're done, please. 960 01:55:34,417 --> 01:55:37,209 What do you kids call trash cans these days? 961 01:55:38,292 --> 01:55:40,501 Creme de la creme... 962 01:55:42,584 --> 01:55:44,542 - Toilet. - What? 963 01:55:46,167 --> 01:55:48,501 Sorry, my hearing aid is acting up. 964 01:55:50,334 --> 01:55:52,959 It's strange. The battery's brand new. 965 01:56:01,084 --> 01:56:03,292 What's taking them so long? 966 01:56:10,876 --> 01:56:13,792 Could you go get your father? 967 01:56:15,501 --> 01:56:19,042 You'll end up in the garbage chute tomorrow after physio. 968 01:56:21,042 --> 01:56:24,792 I don't have time to wait. 969 01:56:26,376 --> 01:56:29,167 It's not that early anymore... 970 01:56:44,667 --> 01:56:46,209 Listen... 971 01:57:59,751 --> 01:58:03,501 THE LAST FAMILY 971 01:58:04,305 --> 01:58:10,925 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 76634

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