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(Door slams)
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David?
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David, what is this?!
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It looks like a bike.
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Is it yours?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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David, what is this doing here?
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You might wanna read the note.
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No, is it from Mutt?
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David!
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No! No!
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I feel like he really gets you.
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Like, I feel like he sees
like, deep into your soul.
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I'm not quite sure what
he's seeing exactly,
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but there's definitely
- he's looking inward.
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- What am I gonna do?!
- About what?
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This is serious, David!
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This is so off base!
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Arghh!
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My God, imagine what kind of ring he'd buy!
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Like an opal, or something.
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Ooh, like a pear-shaped opal. (Groans)
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- (Knocking)
- Mutt: Hello, is anybody home?
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No, Mutt!
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Hey, you have to support me in this.
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- Mhmm.
- You have to, do you promise me?
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Oh yeah, of course.
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(Calming exhale)
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- So...
- Hey you!
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This is so special for me.
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Well, I thought you needed a new
mode of transportation.
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I do!
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I do need a mode of transportation!
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And like, a car would be
nice, but, do I need a car?
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Not anymore, it appears.
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Well, you said you missed spin class, so...
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I did!
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I did say that I missed spin class.
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And so you bought me a bike!
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Because I said that I missed spin class.
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Because you're so
thoughtful and perceptive.
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- So you like it?
- Mm, I'd say she loves it.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, you're gonna need this.
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David and Alexis: A helmet!
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It came with the bike.
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I think you should put it on.
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Like, I think you should actually like,
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- like, put the helmet on.
- Yeah.
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And I will one day,
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when we take this little
pony for a joyride!
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Actually, I brought my
bike, so we can test it out.
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I thought maybe we could take
a little ride to the cafe.
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Ah! So fun.
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(Whispering) I hate you, David!
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See 'ya!
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(Low hum of chatter)
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What about lamps?
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The lamps at the motel have those uh...
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Little bulbs,
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these are old-fashioned big bulb lamps.
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I don't see any bulbs here.
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No there aren't, but the point is,
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we can get big bulbs if
we have big bulb lamps.
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Oh John, I don't know.
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Lamps, clothing, jewelry...
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Look at this poor woman's life
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strewn across cheap folding tables.
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John, do you think they
did this with our things?
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No, not ours, no.
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They put our stuff right on the lawn.
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Strangers picking through
precious pieces we owned!
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I know, and judging us,
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like we're judging this poor woman.
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Well, except they'd have been saying,
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"what great taste they had!"
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I wonder who got my golf clubs.
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Really, John, that's the
first thing that comes to mind?
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They were custom made.
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So was my Galapagonian
tortoise-shell foot bath.
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And now some lonely hoarder
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is letting his cats poop in it.
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Well, they were just
things, Moira, just things.
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Yeah, designer,
one-of-a-kind things.
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Yeah, sleek, oak-trimmed,
leather interior,
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- German-engineered things.
- Oh!
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Shopping used to cheer me up.
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Big bulbs is not doing it for me.
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(Knock on door)
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(Groans) Oh God.
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- Roland! - Sure, I'll come in, but
just for a second.
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Both: Ahem!
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- Huh!
- (Laughs)
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Can I help you with something?
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Well um, here's the deal:
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Uh, I was thinking this morning,
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and I don't wanna tell
you where I was thinking,
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but it was a small room in my house,
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- and I was sitting down...
- Okay.
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And I was thinking to myself,
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who can I trust to help me
pick out a woman's blouse?
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And you know whose name came to mind?
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I don't-i don't know, Rachel Zoe?
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Yours!
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I don't know how to take that.
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- It's for Jocelyn.
- Mm!
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And you know, I would do it myself,
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it's just that you know, shopping,
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I mean, you go in, you get...
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- You know, look at the stuff on the racks,
- Uh huh...
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and you pick out, you know,
the color that you like,
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and then you try it on
and make sure it fits you,
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- Right.
- and then you buy it and you...
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You're just describing what shopping is.
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Yes, and normally I'm fine with that,
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it's just I'm looking for
something a little fancy here.
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A little um, stylish. A little elegant.
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- Ah...
- You know?
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And who knows elegance
better than you, pal?
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I mean, you're the only elegant guy I know!
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So you're looking for me to style Jocelyn?
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Well, actually, this is
supposed to be a surprise.
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So I was kinda thinking that maybe um,
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you and me could just go
out and do a little uh,
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shopping together on the down low.
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Y-yeah... yeah, that um...
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No, we could to that, we
could do that at some point.
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Oh, great! Yeah. Yeah.
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Good, that's terrific.
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So then, whenever's good for you.
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Okay, great.
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So you wanna-so you wanna go now?
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It's a little time sensitive,
that's the only thing.
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Yeah, okay, well, I take
it you have measurements,
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and a mood board, then?
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The whole purpose of having a bike
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might be to actually ride the bike.
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Yeah, I'm just not
wearing the right outfit.
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It's a five minute ride.
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Yeah, so by the time we get on,
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and then we get off,
it's almost not worth it.
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Do you not like the bike?
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No, I love it! It's just that, um,
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there are so many drunk
drivers around here.
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It's 10:00am.
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Mutt, you tell that to an alcoholic!
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Is it the color? Because I mean,
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- it's totally fixable!
- Okay, fine.
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I don't know how to ride a bike.
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- What?
- I said, I don't know how to ride a bike!
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(Groans) Ugh!
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Moira, look at these cufflinks.
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Oh John,
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we're better off stealing
cutlery from the cafe!
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No, these look like sterling.
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I'm gonna bid on these.
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Hey there, Roses!
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- Oh, hi.
- Oh hey, Jocelyn.
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Look at you two bargain hunters.
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You finding anything yet?
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Mm, nothing you couldn't
see fall out of a common
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Christmas cracker!
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I think half the fun is panning for nuggets
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- at these things.
- Ooh, look at that mattress!
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Well, there you go, what a find.
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Poor dear, enchanted by a death bed.
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This is a brand new mattress,
it's still in the plastic!
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- What?!
- Yeah!
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And it's memory foam! This
must've cost a fortune!
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Well, you're just gonna have to bid on it.
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John, why didn't you
see that mattress first?!
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That's something we could actually use!
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- I'll use the cufflinks!
- What size is it?
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Oh I don't know, it's at least a queen.
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Well, that's too big to get home.
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- No, we got the truck.
- But awkward, Jocelyn,
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and awkward with those
tiny doorways of yours.
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Johnny, help me cover it up.
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I don't want other people to see it.
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(Jocelyn grunts with effort)
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Now, we need a top, and we need a bottom.
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Like a skirt, something like that,
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which I know you're familiar
with 'cause you're wearing one.
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Okay, these are pants
that just so happen to have
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a pant fabric over the
front and back... Okay.
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Yeah, it's a skirt. Um, what about this?
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It seems durable, yes?
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Yeah um, in fashion, durable and elegant
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rarely go hand in hand.
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So I'd put that... put that back.
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Okay, so not that.
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What about this?
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Jocelyn seems to like loud floral prints.
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Yeah, the thing is, um,
this is kind of a special...
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- Kind of blouse.
- Uh-huh.
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Have you ever seen "The Devil Wears Prada?"
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- Obviously!
- Okay, well,
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Meryl Streep plays this kind of
powerful, sexy fashion woman...
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- Yep, I've seen it!
- Okay, anyway,
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Jocelyn and I like to have
a little fun with that idea,
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if you know what I mean.
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She plays Meryl, and I play the nervous
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but ambitious intern who's new to the city.
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Oh, so you're the...
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So you-you're the Anne
Hathaway in that situation?
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I don't know who that is.
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Well, that's more than enough
information for me to go on.
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- Alexis: You're judging me!
- Mutt: I'm not!
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It's just riding a bike
is a pretty basic skill.
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Mm, is it though?
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I think that most kids
learn how to ride a bike!
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Yeah well, most kids also get head lice.
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I'm sorry if the opportunity
never presented itself.
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Oh what, there was no gap year in Belgium?
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(With a French accent) No
tour de France boyfriend?
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Yeah, but I never had to ride the bike!
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And David, was such a little drama queen
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when my parents tried teaching him,
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that they threw all the
bikes into this big bonfire
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up in the Hamptons, and we
never talked about it again.
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Oh.
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Anyway, I have lots of
skills that you don't have.
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I am sure that you do.
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Like, have you ever had
to negotiate in Arabic?
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- It is very difficult.
- I believe you.
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And try getting into "Kiss Kiss" in Tokyo
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without a lock of human hair.
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Now, you see, if you can do all that,
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I'm pretty sure that you
can learn to ride a bike.
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(Laughs)
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Alexis?
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(Laughs) Sorry, I was just thinking
about this crazy night
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at "Kiss Kiss."
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(Laughs)
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Well, this might be the closest
we're gonna get to Meryl.
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You know, if she got fired
from her job at the magazine,
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and started walking the streets.
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Oh, that's a good one! We
haven't tried that one yet.
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- Yeah, I wouldn't.
- No, it's a good idea.
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Wendy: Missing Peter Pan?
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I'm sorry?
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Well, because I see a
couple of "Lost Boys."
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(Chuckles)
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Hi, I'm Wendy. Are we shopping
for a mother, a girlfriend?
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- Actually, my wife.
- Oh!
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Yeah, we've got it under control though,
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so thank you so much.
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Oh well, very well, then.
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If you need me, I'll be right here.
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I know how hard it can be for two men
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in a women's clothing store.
252
00:10:47,072 --> 00:10:48,739
Well, I'm actually in really good hands,
253
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,075
because this man has a woman's touch.
254
00:10:51,388 --> 00:10:53,888
I don't... I don't know what that means.
255
00:10:57,371 --> 00:10:59,371
Okay, so we're going with these two pieces.
256
00:10:59,396 --> 00:11:03,766
Oh well, I have to ask,
is this for a funeral?
257
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,902
Because we do offer bereavement discounts.
258
00:11:06,936 --> 00:11:08,604
No, why would you think that?
259
00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:12,274
Well, just very somber, serious pieces.
260
00:11:12,308 --> 00:11:14,030
Well, we don't want that!
261
00:11:14,055 --> 00:11:16,210
Well, they're not... If you're willing,
262
00:11:16,245 --> 00:11:18,413
I have a few new pieces that just came in,
263
00:11:18,447 --> 00:11:20,584
I'd love for you to see them.
264
00:11:20,609 --> 00:11:22,752
I just don't know if we need to be
adding any more options to the mix.
265
00:11:22,777 --> 00:11:24,285
Well, if she's offering,
what's the problem?
266
00:11:24,319 --> 00:11:27,885
Everything in here is
like one big, tacky blouse.
267
00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:30,230
Oh, come on, that's silly.
268
00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:34,294
Now, I know you men like to play it safe,
269
00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:37,631
but I just thought, why not shake it up?
270
00:11:37,665 --> 00:11:40,233
- Ugh!
- Oh, I like these!
271
00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:42,469
- Um... Hmm?
- Mhmm!
272
00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:44,872
- Are they durable?
- Oh well,
273
00:11:44,906 --> 00:11:47,807
durability a given here
at the "Blouse Barn."
274
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,442
And if you're asking my opinion...
275
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,511
Are we, though?
276
00:11:51,951 --> 00:11:54,285
It's between these two.
277
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:58,785
Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
278
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,820
I hope that you and Jocelyn
don't role play that at home.
279
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,221
Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
280
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,300
Oh, okay. Um...
281
00:12:04,652 --> 00:12:07,692
Would you describe either
of those as "quick release?"
282
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,916
Funnily enough, both have snaps.
283
00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:12,597
Oh, great!
284
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,558
Well, then I guess I um...
285
00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:17,761
Well...
286
00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:21,675
Uh, which one do you like?
287
00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,510
I don't know, it's such a tough choice.
288
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,546
Oh, you're tellin' me!
289
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:30,314
It's just that I'm finding
both of these options
290
00:12:30,348 --> 00:12:32,941
- to be a little um...
- What?
291
00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:35,052
Well, I don't know, we've
just spent so much time
292
00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:38,877
and energy finding the few
pieces that aren't um...
293
00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:41,157
- Uh...
- What?!
294
00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:43,059
I'm trying to find the
word to describe what I...
295
00:12:43,093 --> 00:12:45,462
Oh! Flirty? Sassy?
296
00:12:45,496 --> 00:12:48,665
Skanky! I think the
clothes are a bit skanky.
297
00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:51,033
Hmm.
298
00:12:51,443 --> 00:12:54,277
Well! Skanky.
299
00:12:54,638 --> 00:12:58,558
We'll um, take the funereal skirt then,
300
00:12:59,535 --> 00:13:01,910
and the skanky blouse.
301
00:13:01,945 --> 00:13:04,179
- Ray: And sold!
- (Gavel bangs)
302
00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:06,849
To Johnny Rose, for the
price of $15 dollars!
303
00:13:06,883 --> 00:13:08,550
Which uh, I hope you can afford.
304
00:13:08,585 --> 00:13:10,752
You know, considering
your financial situation.
305
00:13:10,787 --> 00:13:12,454
Yeah, I get it Ray, I get it. I get it.
306
00:13:12,488 --> 00:13:15,255
I've got cash, and I'd just
like my cufflinks, please.
307
00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,725
Ray: And now, moving on to bedroom items.
308
00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:21,105
First we'll have a brand new queen sized
309
00:13:21,152 --> 00:13:23,121
memory foam mattress.
310
00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:25,366
We'll start the bidding
on the bed at $50 dollars.
311
00:13:25,832 --> 00:13:27,496
We have $50!
312
00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:29,870
- $60!
- Moira.
313
00:13:29,904 --> 00:13:32,549
- Ssh!
- Ooh, I smell a bidding war!
314
00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:34,385
- Do we have $70?
- $70!
315
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:35,976
$70! Do I have $75?
316
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:38,411
- $75!
- Moira, what are you doing?
317
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:40,113
We are currently sleeping
on a rectangular collection
318
00:13:40,147 --> 00:13:41,549
of knives and barbed wire, John.
319
00:13:41,574 --> 00:13:43,416
$75, do we have $80?
320
00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:44,718
- $80!
- $80!
321
00:13:44,752 --> 00:13:46,919
- $90!
- Moira, we can't afford this!
322
00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:48,821
- You got the cufflinks!
- For $15 dollars!
323
00:13:48,855 --> 00:13:50,990
- $90! Do we have $100?
- $100!
324
00:13:51,024 --> 00:13:53,652
- $100!
- You just bid against yourself!
325
00:13:53,677 --> 00:13:54,550
Ray: Do I hear $105?
326
00:13:54,575 --> 00:13:57,143
Do you remember what we used
to sleep on? Texas Kings!
327
00:13:57,168 --> 00:14:00,627
- $130!
- Wow, $130! Do I hear $135?
328
00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:02,300
- $140!
- $150!
329
00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:04,235
- $160!
- Moira, I'm begging you!
330
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:06,203
Oh, she has a decent bed, John,
331
00:14:06,238 --> 00:14:07,471
- she's just being greedy!
- $165, anyone?
332
00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:09,641
- $170!
- You did it again!
333
00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:11,175
- I know what I'm doing!
- $170! $180?
334
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,096
- Ray, I think we're done here!
- $180!
335
00:14:13,121 --> 00:14:15,580
$180! Do I hear $190?
336
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:18,150
One-nine... two hundred!
337
00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:20,551
$200! Wow, Mrs. Rose.
338
00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:23,253
You're really going for
it, which is surprising...
339
00:14:23,287 --> 00:14:26,056
Yeah, Ray, you know what,
that was just a joke bid, so.
340
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,925
Oh, I understand.
341
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,392
Unfortunately that joke
bid is currently our highest
342
00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:31,494
at $200 dollars!
343
00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:35,238
Going once, going twice,
two hundred and one!
344
00:14:35,466 --> 00:14:40,011
- $201 going once, going twice,
- Don't!
345
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:44,173
Sold, to Jocelyn Schitt, for $201 dollars.
346
00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:45,808
(Bleep!)
347
00:14:47,115 --> 00:14:48,615
(Truck rumbles)
348
00:14:50,614 --> 00:14:53,293
Well, thank you for this delightful trip.
349
00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:55,307
You know, I'm starting to
get the feeling that uh,
350
00:14:55,332 --> 00:14:56,585
you're a little upset.
351
00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:58,319
What would give you that impression?
352
00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:00,388
Well, I first noticed
it when heart came on,
353
00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:03,441
and nobody was taking the high parts.
354
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,160
- Oh my God!
- Look you should feel good about yourself!
355
00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:08,830
Come on, you made some great choices today.
356
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:11,088
Nothing we bought today came anywhere close
357
00:15:11,113 --> 00:15:12,541
to something Meryl Streep would wear
358
00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:14,101
in "The Devil Wears Prada," nothing!
359
00:15:14,135 --> 00:15:16,436
Oh jeez, you are so touchy!
360
00:15:16,471 --> 00:15:19,773
God, you're like a
- a fancy dinner plate
361
00:15:19,808 --> 00:15:24,211
that you don't wanna nudge
off the edge of the table.
362
00:15:24,245 --> 00:15:25,715
Okay, I don't know what that means.
363
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:28,444
Um listen, I don't have a
lot to my name right now,
364
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,002
but I do have one thing.
365
00:15:30,027 --> 00:15:33,052
- Self-respect?
- No, taste.
366
00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:35,488
And when that is not appreciated,
367
00:15:35,522 --> 00:15:39,926
or worse, publicly undermined, publicly...
368
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,061
Uh yeah, I might get a little upset.
369
00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:43,763
Look, David-David!
370
00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:46,564
(Sighs) Listen.
371
00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:49,234
If I wasn't so easily
swayed by powerful women
372
00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:52,144
in a retail environment, I
would've been there for you.
373
00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:56,074
Okay, because I honestly
believe that really do
374
00:15:56,109 --> 00:15:59,808
have a very, very sharp eye.
375
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:03,191
Thank you, that's nice of you to say.
376
00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:05,382
Trust me, when Joc sees this blouse,
377
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,884
I'm gonna make sure
she knows you're the one
378
00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:08,318
- that picked it out.
- I didn't pick that blouse.
379
00:16:08,353 --> 00:16:09,736
I know, but I'm gonna tell her you did.
380
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,294
Okay, thanks so much.
381
00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:12,686
(Truck rumbles)
382
00:16:16,594 --> 00:16:18,715
(Rattles)
383
00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:21,597
- This is ridiculous!
- This is how you learn.
384
00:16:21,622 --> 00:16:23,041
Everyone is looking at me, Mutt!
385
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,600
No one is looking at you!
386
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,941
- Ugh!
- Is everything okay?
387
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,839
People were saying that a girl
was struggling with her bike.
388
00:16:29,874 --> 00:16:32,008
I kinda just assumed it was a toddler.
389
00:16:32,043 --> 00:16:34,243
No, I am a grown adult young woman.
390
00:16:34,278 --> 00:16:35,745
Okay, this is how my dad taught me,
391
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,355
and this is how I'm teaching you!
392
00:16:38,558 --> 00:16:40,933
I'm glad I knew how to
ride a bike when we dated.
393
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,252
Yeah, I don't really trust
your dad in terms of like,
394
00:16:43,277 --> 00:16:45,160
"teachable moments."
395
00:16:45,185 --> 00:16:47,656
Twyla: You know, one of my mom's
boyfriends had a really great trick.
396
00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,892
He used to say, "one foot on the ground,
397
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,347
one foot on the pedal, now
get the hell outta here!"
398
00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:54,569
Hey, that's fun, I like
that, let's try that.
399
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,197
Okay fine, I'm just saying,
400
00:16:56,231 --> 00:16:57,431
if it's something you never did before...
401
00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,754
- There you go!
- Okay, wait!
402
00:16:59,779 --> 00:17:03,337
Are you coming, or do I just
keep like, driving straight?
403
00:17:03,371 --> 00:17:05,272
I didn't teach you how to brake yet!
404
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:08,042
Get the hell outta here, you dumb broad!
405
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:10,223
(Chuckles) That was another
thing he used to say.
406
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:17,209
(Knocks)
407
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,490
Hey. Roland!
408
00:17:24,525 --> 00:17:26,785
Johnny, um, do you have a minute?
409
00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:29,754
- Yeah.
- Come here.
410
00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:32,765
What's going on?
411
00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:34,800
Well Johnny, I'm about to make you
412
00:17:34,835 --> 00:17:38,105
the most popular guy in room 6.
413
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,972
Is this the mattress?
414
00:17:40,006 --> 00:17:42,141
Okay, yeah, I've got a big heart,
415
00:17:42,175 --> 00:17:43,743
all right, don't spread it around.
416
00:17:43,777 --> 00:17:46,394
I talked Jocelyn into letting you have it.
417
00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:49,300
You're giving us the mattress?
418
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,652
Well, practically, it's
yours for $200 bucks.
419
00:17:53,853 --> 00:17:55,954
That's a dollar less than you paid for it!
420
00:17:55,988 --> 00:17:58,489
Johnny, it's barely out of the plastic.
421
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,183
We can't afford it.
422
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,604
Oh I see, you're the master
negotiator at work here, huh?
423
00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:07,222
Okay, um, $195.
424
00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:08,899
We can't afford it!
425
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,916
Okay, hardball, huh? I'll play.
426
00:18:10,941 --> 00:18:12,702
Um, $182.50.
427
00:18:12,737 --> 00:18:16,373
- All right, bye, Roland.
- Fifty bucks.
428
00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,508
Fifty?
429
00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:21,238
Look, I'll level with you, okay?
430
00:18:21,263 --> 00:18:25,754
Um, we tried it out as soon
as Jocelyn brought it home.
431
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,218
You tried it out?
432
00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:30,686
Yeah, not enough bounce for the bumps,
433
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,924
- if you know what I mean.
- Hmm.
434
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:34,791
But given your advanced years,
435
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:37,492
it might just be the
thing for you and Moira.
436
00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:39,621
Yeah well, we're not that old...
437
00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:42,837
But $50?
438
00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:46,902
(Crickets chirp)
439
00:18:46,936 --> 00:18:49,104
Moira: Kudos to you, Mr. Rose.
440
00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:50,986
I can't believe I'm saying this,
441
00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,807
but I'm so comfortable!
442
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,285
Well, only the best for you, my dear.
443
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:58,668
Yet they didn't want it?
444
00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:02,449
Oh, I think they just felt sorry for us.
445
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,597
Well, that seems strange, John.
446
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,183
Especially since Jocelyn
paid over $200 for it.
447
00:19:08,456 --> 00:19:09,889
You know what I think, I
think they tried it out,
448
00:19:09,924 --> 00:19:12,433
and uh, it just didn't work for them.
449
00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:20,941
And by tried it out, you mean...
450
00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:26,687
I mean they... tried it out.
451
00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:31,186
Eww! Oh God! No! Oh! Oh!
452
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,611
Oh God, that's memory foam, John!
453
00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:35,981
Oh Moira, we've stayed at Kennedy compound,
454
00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:37,582
Oh! This can't be any worse than that!
455
00:19:37,616 --> 00:19:39,284
The Kennedys aren't Roland!
456
00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:41,887
The Kennedys have regular
medicals, daily laundering!
457
00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:44,222
This has gotta be better
than the motel mattress
458
00:19:44,256 --> 00:19:47,730
we were using, I mean, who
knows who tried that out!
459
00:19:48,093 --> 00:19:49,933
Is that supposed to be helping me?!
460
00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:53,652
Moira, this is a $50
dollar gift from heaven.
461
00:19:53,972 --> 00:19:55,566
I mean, look, hey!
462
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,793
I don't feel any springs,
no nails, no bolts!
463
00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:01,660
It's comfy, come to bed.
464
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,916
Tomorrow we get a mattress cover.
465
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,873
Yes, yes, that's the spirit.
466
00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:08,131
Oh...
467
00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:13,746
- Oh!
- Mm!
468
00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:16,353
Ahh...
469
00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:21,949
Seriously, don't think about it.
470
00:20:22,629 --> 00:20:24,088
Okay, ***
471
00:20:24,113 --> 00:20:25,546
I don't even wanna do this!
472
00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:26,980
David, you're gonna feel so good, trust me.
473
00:20:27,015 --> 00:20:27,972
Oh my God, you know that I have bad
474
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:30,050
foot-eye coordination,
you didn't have to wear
475
00:20:30,085 --> 00:20:31,543
corrective leg braces for three months.
476
00:20:31,568 --> 00:20:33,941
You can't blame everything on
having been pigeon-toed, David.
477
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,832
- Oh my God!
- Kids, your mother and I are gonna...
478
00:20:35,857 --> 00:20:38,225
Oh my God, David, what are you doing?!
479
00:20:38,259 --> 00:20:39,707
I'm teaching him how to ride a bike!
480
00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:42,662
Oh please don't, you know I
can't stand the sight of blood.
481
00:20:42,697 --> 00:20:44,396
Seriously son, you're gonna hurt yourself!
482
00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:46,298
David, it is one foot on the pedal,
483
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,134
and one foot on the ground, and
then get the hell out of here!
484
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:49,401
Okay? I don't know what that means.
485
00:20:49,436 --> 00:20:51,237
Okay, I'm gonna hold the back.
486
00:20:51,271 --> 00:20:52,705
Aah! He's coming, come on, come on!
487
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,441
Oh, okay-aah! Aah! Aah!
488
00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,976
Alexis: David, the
pedals make it move more!
489
00:20:57,010 --> 00:21:00,019
- John, he's doing it!
- You're doing it, son!
490
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:03,896
Oh my God.
491
00:21:06,052 --> 00:21:07,986
- Yay! (Clapping)
- Woo Hoo Hoo!
492
00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:09,465
Hey, someone get my camera!
493
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:12,523
- David: Nobody get a camera!
- Stevie: David! Over here!
494
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:13,893
(Camera clicks)
495
00:21:19,191 --> 00:21:20,798
Alexis.
496
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,621
I'm sleeping!
497
00:21:23,736 --> 00:21:25,550
Oh, honey.
498
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,837
Honey, I need to ask you
499
00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:27,938
a serious question,
500
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:29,206
has it gotten worse or are you
501
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,465
just not wearing any makeup?
502
00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:37,644
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but I do have one thing.
365
00:15:30,027 --> 00:15:33,052
- Self-respect?
- No, taste.
366
00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:35,488
And when that is not appreciated,
367
00:15:35,522 --> 00:15:39,926
or worse, publicly undermined, publicly...
368
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,061
Uh yeah, I might get a little upset.
369
00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:43,763
Look, David-David!
370
00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:46,564
(Sighs) Listen.
371
00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:49,234
If I wasn't so easily
swayed by powerful women
372
00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:52,144
in a retail environment, I
would've been there for you.
373
00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:56,074
Okay, because I honestly
believe that really do
374
00:15:56,109 --> 00:15:59,808
have a very, very sharp eye.
375
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:03,191
Thank you, that's nice of you to say.
376
00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:05,382
Trust me, when Joc sees this blouse,
377
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,884
I'm gonna make sure
she knows you're the one
378
00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:08,318
- that picked it out.
- I didn't pick that blouse.
379
00:16:08,353 --> 00:16:09,736
I know, but I'm gonna tell her you did.
380
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,294
Okay, thanks so much.
381
00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:12,686
(Truck rumbles)
382
00:16:16,594 --> 00:16:18,715
(Rattles)
383
00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:21,597
- This is ridiculous!
- This is how you learn.
384
00:16:21,622 --> 00:16:23,041
Everyone is looking at me, Mutt!
385
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,600
No one is looking at you!
386
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,941
- Ugh!
- Is everything okay?
387
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,839
People were saying that a girl
was struggling with her bike.
388
00:16:29,874 --> 00:16:32,008
I kinda just assumed it was a toddler.
389
00:16:32,043 --> 00:16:34,243
No, I am a grown adult young woman.
390
00:16:34,278 --> 00:16:35,745
Okay, this is how my dad taught me,
391
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,355
and this is how I'm teaching you!
392
00:16:38,558 --> 00:16:40,933
I'm glad I knew how to
ride a bike when we dated.
393
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,252
Yeah, I don't really trust
your dad in terms of like,
394
00:16:43,277 --> 00:16:45,160
"teachable moments."
395
00:16:45,185 --> 00:16:47,656
Twyla: You know, one of my mom's
boyfriends had a really great trick.
396
00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,892
He used to say, "one foot on the ground,
397
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,347
one foot on the pedal, now
get the hell outta here!"
398
00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:54,569
Hey, that's fun, I like
that, let's try that.
399
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,197
Okay fine, I'm just saying,
400
00:16:56,231 --> 00:16:57,431
if it's something you never did before...
401
00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,754
- There you go!
- Okay, wait!
402
00:16:59,779 --> 00:17:03,337
Are you coming, or do I just
keep like, driving straight?
403
00:17:03,371 --> 00:17:05,272
I didn't teach you how to brake yet!
404
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:08,042
Get the hell outta here, you dumb broad!
405
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:10,223
(Chuckles) That was another
thing he used to say.
406
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:17,209
(Knocks)
407
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,490
Hey. Roland!
408
00:17:24,525 --> 00:17:26,785
Johnny, um, do you have a minute?
409
00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:29,754
- Yeah.
- Come here.
410
00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:32,765
What's going on?
411
00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:34,800
Well Johnny, I'm about to make you
412
00:17:34,835 --> 00:17:38,105
the most popular guy in room 6.
413
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,972
Is this the mattress?
414
00:17:40,006 --> 00:17:42,141
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