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(Door shuts)
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(Door locks)
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(Vehicle drives away)
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(Woman's sobbing)
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(Baby crying)
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(Crying continues)
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(Footsteps)
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Well, what do you think?
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Jesus Christ!
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I fucking told you
these movies would be shit,
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and they are pure shit, literally.
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They stink.
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I can tell you why you insisted to show me
this trash, you vain dumb-ass.
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Shave offyour stupid brush
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and you'll look precisely like
this retarded pervert.
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- (Clip)
- Ouch! Are we fucking done?
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I kinda like these movies.
Everyone's talking about them.
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Bill doesn't like when things
are more insane than he is.
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Watch it, Tits!
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Having the privilege
to fuck and suck me dry
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still doesn't give a woman...
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(Sniffs)
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..the right to an opinion.
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- Sir, I'm sorry. It was just a joke.
- Shut your pussy mouth.
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And go answer my fucking mail.
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(Sniffs)
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Why do you look so damn pleased?
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Well, sir, I think I found
the solution to all our problems.
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(Phone rings)
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- What?
- (Man) 'Mr Boss.
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'We've got a Code 6 in Block 4.'
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Not again.
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Damn it!
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Sir, our prison, relatively,
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has the highest personnel turnover,
violence rates,
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legal and medical costs, than any other
institution in the US correctional system.
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Things'll have to change fast
or Governor Hughes will replace us.
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Huh. Over my dead body.
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(Prisoners shouting)
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Get a load of Billy Boss.
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You think you're the fucking
Lone Ranger?
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I'm no Kemo fucking Sabe, bitch!
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Please, sir?
I think I have a solution.
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(Buzzer)
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(Prisoner) Scheiss! Nazi!
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I'm gonna rape you...
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..to fucking death!
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And it scares you. I can see it.
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You motherfucker.
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- What's his number?
- Prisoner 297, sir.
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Make a note.
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I'll treat this walking skin cancer
later on.
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(Chuckles)
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(Blows kiss)
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(Buzzer)
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(Screaming)
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(Man) Stop moving!
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- Which cocksucker did this?
- Hold his arm down, goddamn it!
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178, sir.
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By the way, doc,
I need my physical check-up.
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- See you in an hour at your office.
- Sir...
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Did you hear me?
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Yes, sir!
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Fuck you! Fuck you!
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Look.
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Death-rape will be your destiny.
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What's the ape-nigger's
masturbation arm?
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He's right-handed, sir.
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(Prisoner) Goddamn you!
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Turn him around, belly down.
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(Groans)
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(Screams)
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- You want more?
- Please, sir, no more!
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Think ofthe medical expenses.
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When your little monkey bones
are healed,
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I'll come by for a follow-up.
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(Screaming)
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(Door buzzer)
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(Prisoner) Goddamn!
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Oh, fuck!
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I'm gonna kill you! You wait!
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- (Chanting) Death-rape!
- You want to rape me to death?
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- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
- Come on!
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Motherfuckers!
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- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
- On your knees!
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I want respect!
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I deserve respect!
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Respect!
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(Gun clicks empty)
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(Sighs)
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(Sobbing)
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Oh, God!
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(Door slams)
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(Beeping)
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Ow!
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160 to 120!
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Ha!
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- Sweet bleeding Jesus!
- Listen, Bill, my plan...
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Shut the fuck up!
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- I need to relax for a few minutes.
- How can you relax with such problems?
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- I believe...
- I believe...
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..in bringing back
mediaeval torture methods.
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Reverse hanging.
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Spanish boots.
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And the good old rack.
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Statistics show that the system,
as it is now, just doesn't function.
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Poisonous spiders...
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..for prisoners with arachnophobia.
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Massive force-feeding with raw
slaughterhouse wastes of pork
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for Muslims and Jews!
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Beat them crippled with their Torahs,
Qurans or Bibles!
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More than $50 billion a year
are spent on corrections,
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yet more than four in ten offenders,
nationwide,
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return to prison
within three years oftheir release.
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Eyes for eyes.
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(Cackles)
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Uh!
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Teeth for teeth!
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Times hundred!
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A prison should be a real deterrent,
not a goddamn nursing home.
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I agree, but mediaeval torture
ain't gonna be the answer.
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Something else will.
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- That's why...
- (Knock on door)
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Mr Boss, I have
a special delivery for you.
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Don't bother me, Tits.
Goddamn it! I have to think.
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Sorry, sir.
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No! Wait.
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Give it to me.
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Your rolling ass cheeks tell me
what it must be.
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By the way, I need my ball sack
emptied before lunch!
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- Holy shit!
- What is that?
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Tribe leaders in Africa chew them
for unbelievable strength.
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Yeah, but what exactly is it?
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- Dried clitorises.
- What?
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- Clitorises!
- (Phone rings)
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- What?
- (Man) 'We are coming.'
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- What?
- 'We're coming to your office, bitch.'
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- Who's this?
- 'You don't know who I am?
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'Your death squad coming to rape you
to pieces, you fucking white trash!'
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- Get me a guard on the line this instant!
- Something wrong?
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- They're coming.
- Who's coming?
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It's a Code 8.
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(Knock on door)
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What's going on?
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- Fuck off!
- Hey!
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This time,
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it's real, jerk!
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Really real!
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Oh, no, not again.
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(Ringing)
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'Yes, sir?'
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- What's going on?
- 'Sorry, Mr Butler.
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'346 must've used his monthly
family phone call to call Mr Boss.
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'Won't happen again.'
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False alarm.
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(Banging on door)
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(Frantic knocking)
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(Knocking)
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Why didn't you let me in?
What's going on?
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This goddamn heat
is driving me insane.
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Sir, Dr Jones called
about your physical.
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Whoever did this is...
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..fucked!
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(Buzzer)
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(Doctor) Your heart is racing.
Have you been under a lot of stress?
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Stress for pussies!
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I also hear a heart murmur.
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Listen, I'm not fucking paying you
to give me bad news.
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I would like to draw some blood
and do an EKG as well.
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I demand some fucking good news.
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Or your ass will be fired.
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(Breathes deeply)
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There's nothing wrong with me, right?
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You're in perfect health, sir.
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Great.
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I knew that.
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Back to work!
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(Moaning)
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Billy Boss,
good thing you joined the party!
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Already regret your little phone action,
Tonto?
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I'd scalp you
ifyou had any fucking hair!
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Fuck!
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(Speaks Native American language)
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- What is this?
- Water, sir.
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I said boiling water!
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- Fuck-face!
- Get some teabags with that!
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Earl Grey! Hahaha!
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Please, sir. Just think
ofthe outrageous medical costs.
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It's ourjobs on the line here.
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Sir, Governor Hughes will be
arriving in 20 minutes.
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What? Today?
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I thought that lobby-whore
was coming on Thursday.
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- Sorry. It's in the agenda for today.
- Shit!
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Try to make him touch your ass
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so we can sue his ass
for sexual harassment.
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I will, sir.
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Will you be attending
the execution tonight?
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You fucking know.
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I never go to these...
wellness-executions by injections.
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Sister Dwight will attend
the feel-good penalty.
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Get me outta here!
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Shut up, you timber-nigger!
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Ah!
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Guantanamo style!
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XXL.
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Fuck you, you Nazi!
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Boiling waterboarding!
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By Bill Boss.
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Eyes for eyes.
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(Screaming)
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Teeth for teeth.
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Yeah!
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(Screaming)
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Times...
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..hundred.
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(Screaming)
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You've lost your soul, William Boss.
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(Gurgling)
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Oh, excuse me, sir.
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I was...
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May I offer you a top-of-the-line
Dominican cigar, Governor?
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Hm.
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I only smoke Cuban cigars,
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the world's best.
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You are a native-born citizen
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ofthe glorious United States of America.
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The greatest nation on Earth.
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And you're not ashamed to smoke
communistic cigars from Cuba?
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I'm only a German American
from Schweinfurt,
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but I feel deeply ashamed for you, sir.
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I apologise.
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The heat...is driving me crazy.
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Right.
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The heat.
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I guess it's your...depressing statistics.
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Statistics are Mr Butler's department.
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Er...I know things aren't going so well.
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We are running costs inefficiently.
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That's true.
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I'm afraid...
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..I have to fire poor Mr Butler.
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Poor Mr Butler, your accountant,
has nothing to do with it.
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Answering violence with violence
is not the way of a real leader.
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You, Bill, are no boss.
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You have managed one thing, however.
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To damage me in an election year.
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I'll return in two weeks.
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When I return, I want changes.
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And if I don't get them...
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..I will replace you and your accountant.
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Understood?
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Very well, sir. Sure thing.
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No problem, sir.
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Fuck...
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Fuck you!
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Fuck yourself!
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You imbecile communist zombie cunt!
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Nobody insults me like that!
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I'll stuffyour baggy
homosexual shithole
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with Cuban cigars
up to your throat!
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Don't mess with Bill Boss!
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- I did everything I could, I swear.
- Please, boss, listen to my idea...
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Shut the fuck up!
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Fuck the sissy psychological...
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..leadership bullshit!
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My leadership balls are atom bombs!
267
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:13,832
100 megatons each!
268
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:25,207
I'll teach him leadership.
269
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:32,082
I'll do what I wanted to do since ages.
270
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:35,790
Castrate them all!
271
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,207
No! It won't work!
272
00:24:39,791 --> 00:24:41,749
Besides, it's permanent.
273
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:45,582
Send the cockroaches to the yard.
274
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:50,332
But it's 120 degrees outside.
That's irresponsible.
275
00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:52,624
Great!
276
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:59,749
Let the pork roast.
277
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,499
(Speaks Arabic)
278
00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:15,624
(Boss on Tannoy) 'Good morning, pigs.'
(Prisoner) Fuck you!
279
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:18,957
'Good to smell your acid stink again.
280
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,624
'A prison is like a swine farm.'
281
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:29,582
- Death-rape! Death-rape!
- 'I'm your almighty lord and swineherd.
282
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:33,249
'My grandfather owned
a big one in Germany.
283
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:37,207
'He castrated thousands of pigs.
284
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,082
'Why?
285
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:42,790
'Because they had
too much testosterone.
286
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:46,457
'That's what makes them
so aggressive.
287
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:51,707
'You might wonder why I'm telling you
this touching little story.
288
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:55,749
'One ofyou lucky cocksuckers
will have the privilege
289
00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:58,790
'to experience first as a prototype
290
00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:04,874
'the transformation
into a cissy eunuch.
291
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:09,290
- 'Castration...
- (Chanting stops)
292
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:13,332
..'will return all ofyou
back into society
293
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:18,915
'as sweet, harmless,
submissive pussy schnitzels.
294
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:22,332
'And the winner is...
295
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:28,457
..'our awesome tattoo wasp!
296
00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:34,124
'Sister prisoner 297. Congrats!
297
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:38,457
'Take him to the special cell.
298
00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:44,165
'Enjoy your sunbath.'
299
00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:47,832
Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
300
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,790
Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
301
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:02,582
Hey, Warden. I like my men bald.
302
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,999
I think it's sexy. Why don't you come
over here and suck my dick?
303
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,415
No worries.
304
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:30,207
As a child... I've seen it 100 times.
305
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,249
Trust me.
306
00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:47,540
Turn him around.
307
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,749
Facing the wall.
308
00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:58,707
(Yawns)
309
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:08,499
Oh, no! Please don't!
310
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,665
You bitch!
311
00:28:56,791 --> 00:29:00,957
Bring these little fuckers
to the cook.
312
00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:03,749
I want them medium rare...
313
00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:06,582
..for lunch.
314
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,332
Mmm...
315
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:23,332
(Roars)
316
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:27,040
Have him stitched up!
317
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,415
Ha-ha!
318
00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:36,124
Yeah!
319
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:44,415
(Boss groaning)
320
00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:46,415
(Slurping)
321
00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:49,957
(Groaning)
322
00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,624
Ahhh.
323
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:00,207
Uh...
324
00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:05,290
I'm sorry, sir.
325
00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,332
I can't do it with Dwight in the room.
326
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,332
Go ahead, for Christ's sake!
327
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:18,957
Dwight!
328
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:21,790
It's my pet!
329
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:28,124
Uh!
330
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,915
Uh! Whoa!
331
00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:34,082
Good! Oh! Yeah!
332
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,540
Yeah!
333
00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:57,707
Ooh!
334
00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:00,207
(Cries out)
335
00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:07,332
O-o-oh!
336
00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:09,415
A-ah!
337
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,290
C'mon.
338
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,665
Swallow it!
339
00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:24,624
I didn't get your asshole of a father
out of prison for nothing!
340
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:28,957
Swallow it, bitch!
Swallow up! Goddamn it!
341
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:41,665
(Groans)
342
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,207
Sir, could I please have a candy
for the taste?
343
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,665
- Help yourself.
- Daisy, don't!
344
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,707
Shut up!
345
00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:05,582
Gross! This is salty.
346
00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:09,124
Back to work, office slut.
347
00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:13,290
Where's my lunch?
I'm fucking hungry.
348
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,207
Ah!
349
00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:32,040
Here's your lunch, Mr Boss.
350
00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:33,540
(Sniffs)
351
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:36,540
Mm. Energy food.
352
00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:39,082
(Sighs)
353
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,249
(Whirring)
354
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:56,832
Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong.
355
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:59,874
No, I've just been so busy.
356
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:09,290
Gesegnete Mahlzeit.
357
00:33:09,416 --> 00:33:13,249
I did talk to him about the hours.
He said that it's going to get better.
358
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:27,290
(Splutters)
359
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,707
Look...
360
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:40,582
We are positively in the papers.
361
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,957
"Craig Sinner executed
362
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:50,249
"in George HW Bush
State Prison at 1am."
363
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:52,457
Did you get off last night?
364
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:56,290
Well, he called for Satan
before he died.
365
00:33:56,416 --> 00:34:03,290
Putting the cockroach gently to sleep
with a cissy needle.
366
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:10,124
Is that the way he killed the kid?
367
00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:14,707
No!
368
00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:22,540
Torture-castration
will be the final solution.
369
00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:25,040
No, it won't!
370
00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:33,374
Why is this shit on my desk?
371
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:38,665
Please, please, please, Bill,
will you just listen to my idea?
372
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:43,290
- Not when I'm eating my health food.
- (Phone rings)
373
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:48,874
- What?
- 'Sir, prisoner 297's about to wake up.'
374
00:34:56,333 --> 00:35:00,290
The moment oftruth.
375
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,415
You white fuck!
376
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,832
(Screaming)
377
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:17,957
Crimson red.
378
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,290
Thoroughbred.
379
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:24,415
I'm still a red man, you fucker!
You white fuck!
380
00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:28,374
When I'm walking free,
I'm gonna stab in your eyes!
381
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:34,415
Time for the follow-up,
as I promised.
382
00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:39,040
- (Crack)
- Aaaagh!
383
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:41,665
(Sobbing) You...!
384
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:54,624
(Yells in Hebrew)
385
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,374
Well, he's still a bit weak
from the incident,
386
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,957
but we've given him some morphine
to manage the pain.
387
00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:18,540
- I personally castrated him.
- Yes, we all are aware.
388
00:36:18,666 --> 00:36:24,249
And tomorrow, we'll start a fucking
mass castration, doing them all.
389
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,499
Thanks, doc, for fixing everything.
390
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:41,499
I owe Mr Boss. This is the only hospital
that'll let me work without my licence.
391
00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:45,749
You'd better believe it.
Glad you appreciate it.
392
00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:01,249
Hey, man.
393
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:09,332
How do you feel?
Feel submissive, even thankful, I bet.
394
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:13,165
Agh!
395
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:18,582
You took them. That's OK.
I don't need them.
396
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,499
When I get loose,
I'm gonna find some barbed wire.
397
00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:27,790
And I'm gonna fuck you
in the ass with it.
398
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:33,332
And then I'm gonna dig up your German
Nazi parents and fucking rape them, too.
399
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,540
Siegheil, motherfucker!
400
00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:42,624
See? I told you it wouldn't work.
401
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:47,374
Shut your filthy mouth!
402
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,665
(Coughs)
403
00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:21,999
I'm not getting a heartbeat.
404
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:25,665
- Resuscitate him, quickly!
- Can I have the crash cart over here?
405
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:30,082
All right. Charging.
406
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:34,707
Everybody clear? Shocking now.
407
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:42,374
Charging.
408
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,707
Shocking now.
409
00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:47,999
(Prisoner gasps)
410
00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,749
I'll kill this creature twice!
411
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:37,790
I do not accept this heat.
412
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:48,249
I want you to watch these.
413
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:53,082
Oh, I've seen those.
They're really good.
414
00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,415
(Sobbing)
415
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,582
Where you been?
416
00:41:05,041 --> 00:41:10,165
I'm gonna shoot
all the malignant cocksuckers.
417
00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:12,290
Then you.
418
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:15,165
And then myself.
419
00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:19,749
What's the goddamn point of living
420
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:25,165
when even the castration
programme doesn't work
421
00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:27,790
and I get fired?
422
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,624
Seriously?
423
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:34,499
It's also my job
and my life on the line!
424
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:41,415
How dare you,
you ugly piece of mutant shit?
425
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,957
Talking to me like that!
426
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:47,124
I have been tryin' to tell you
for days now.
427
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:49,999
I have the answer
to all our problems.
428
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:54,249
We've got to make a human centipede
of our prisoners,
429
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:57,999
sewn ass-to-mouth,
sharing one digestive system.
430
00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:04,249
No more prison fights. No more assaults
on guards. No more disrespect.
431
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:08,540
They will literally be on their knees,
begging for your mercy.
432
00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:13,665
And it's the ultimate deterrent
for those considering a career in crime.
433
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:15,374
It's brilliant!
434
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:18,415
We don't gotta deal with their shit
no more.
435
00:42:18,541 --> 00:42:20,540
They just gotta deal with each other's.
436
00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:22,082
What?
437
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,749
That B-movie shit?
438
00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:34,624
- Impossible!
- No. It is possible.
439
00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:40,374
That's why I let Daisy make an appointment
with Mr Tom Six, creator ofthese films.
440
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:44,374
He claims that it's 100 percent
medically accurate.
441
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:52,040
The man is still in his potty stage,
a poop-infatuated toddler.
442
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:57,874
You call him now and tell him
I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker
443
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,374
about his poop fetish!
444
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,124
Fine, then! We'll get fired!
445
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:07,499
You are fired!
446
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:09,790
Right now!
447
00:43:09,916 --> 00:43:13,499
You know, Bill Boss,
I used to look up to you.
448
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:16,540
I used to idol-worship you.
449
00:43:16,666 --> 00:43:18,790
I worked ten years for you
450
00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:22,457
and I grew this stupid moustache
to look like you.
451
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:29,415
But I know what you are.
You're a sadistic, vile asshole.
452
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:32,207
Get out of my face,
453
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:37,082
you malignant midget.
454
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:21,082
I just saved your fucking life!
455
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:40,332
Bleugh!
456
00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:45,457
(Groans)
457
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,290
Aagh.
458
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:51,790
I...hate...
459
00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:56,457
human beings!
460
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:06,915
(Glass smashes)
461
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:42,540
Black, chicken, slave niggers!
462
00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:48,832
Mother-fisting, baby-raping
Mexican lowlifes!
463
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:55,582
Me cago en la madre que te parió.
464
00:45:56,500 --> 00:46:01,957
Circumcised, ugly,
Jewish goat-fuckers!
465
00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:06,707
Pubic-hair-bearded
Islamic halal pigs!
466
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:11,790
Jesus-fucking, bleached-assholed,
467
00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:15,915
impotent, yellow-faced,
468
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:19,374
narrow-eyed coons!
469
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,790
(Electronic feedback)
470
00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:11,082
Guards?
471
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,999
Dwight!
472
00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:29,832
(Laughs nervously)
473
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:34,290
How have you all
got out ofyour cells?
474
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:37,415
Go back to your cells immediately.
475
00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:43,374
I-I only follow orders.
476
00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:47,707
I just try and do my job.
477
00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:51,999
Please forgive me and let me go.
478
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:57,624
I'll pardon all ofyou.
479
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,415
No!
480
00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:04,374
I just let you go.
481
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:07,040
Immediately. You can go.
482
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:12,582
Go!
483
00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:14,665
See your fucking...
484
00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:19,665
See your loved ones.
485
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,624
I have a heart problem.
486
00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:27,457
And diabetes mellitus.
487
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:36,915
Under stress, I could get a severe attack
that would kill me.
488
00:48:37,041 --> 00:48:38,332
Aagh!
489
00:48:40,541 --> 00:48:42,290
My heart!
490
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,624
(Groaning)
491
00:48:49,958 --> 00:48:52,540
Today is your day to be fucked,
492
00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:54,749
like the rest of us.
493
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:58,040
I'm not gonna do you
in your stinking ass.
494
00:48:58,833 --> 00:49:02,249
I'm gonna cut you a fresh hole
in your soft kidney tissue.
495
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,874
Belly down!
496
00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:09,040
(Screams)
497
00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:10,707
Death-rape.
498
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:12,540
(Screams)
499
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,790
(Sobbing)
500
00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:21,499
(Chanting) Death-rape.
Death-rape. Death-rape.
501
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:24,207
(Screaming)
502
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,957
(Squelching)
503
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,665
(Chanting continues)
504
00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:38,290
- This shit feels good.
- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
505
00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:41,707
(Screaming)
506
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:43,790
Like that, Daddy?
507
00:49:43,916 --> 00:49:45,957
Oh, yeah. Ooh!
508
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:49,790
Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
Death-rape! Death-rape!
509
00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:52,040
(Screaming)
510
00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:56,332
Death-rape! Death-rape!
Death-rape!
511
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:59,124
Don't move. Here it comes.
512
00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,332
Oh, fuck!
513
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,207
(Groans)
514
00:50:22,791 --> 00:50:24,165
Mm!
515
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,957
(Phone rings)
516
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:55,915
What?
517
00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:58,749
'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate.'
518
00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:00,749
Send him in.
519
00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:16,082
Dwight!
520
00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:30,707
Didn't I fire you?
521
00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:32,874
I'm gonna give you one last chance.
522
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,207
Ifyou don't like what you hear,
then I'll quit myself.
523
00:51:39,791 --> 00:51:41,207
Uh-huh?
524
00:51:44,041 --> 00:51:47,832
Mr Tom Six. It's so great to meet you.
My name's Daisy.
525
00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:50,499
I was wondering ifyou could sign
an autograph for me.
526
00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:52,624
- Sure, babe.
- Thank you.
527
00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:56,707
- You're even more handsome in person.
- Thanks.
528
00:51:58,708 --> 00:52:00,790
Let me show you in.
529
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:04,499
Gentlemen, Mr Tom Six.
530
00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:10,540
- Ah, Mr Six, it's nice to meet you.
- Hello, sir.
531
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:13,832
My name's Dwight Butler
and this is my boss, Mr Bill Boss.
532
00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:15,415
Sir.
533
00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:17,665
Please, take a seat.
534
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:23,999
First of all, Mr Six, I'd like to say
congratulations on your movies.
535
00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:26,457
They've become a cultural meme.
536
00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:31,207
I mean there's the South Park episode,
the Human Centipad,
537
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:36,207
and then there's the LA porn parody
and the cat toys...
538
00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:42,249
I don't have the time
for this... fan shit-shat.
539
00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:49,124
Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
540
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:55,749
Prisoner 297 had a heart attack
and I had to resuscitate him again.
541
00:52:57,416 --> 00:53:00,124
But...he's stable now.
542
00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:04,874
Mr Six, this is a big pleasure
cos I'm a big fan.
543
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,749
Thank you, sir.
544
00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:10,790
We're gathered here today
545
00:53:10,916 --> 00:53:15,790
to investigate the possibility of applying
Mr Six's human centipede idea
546
00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:18,082
to our prison.
547
00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:21,082
I mean, is it 100 percent
medically accurate?
548
00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:26,832
This is...my desk!
549
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,499
In my headquarters,
550
00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:32,915
at my penitentiary!
551
00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:38,582
Wake up! We are not in a movie,
playing some idiots.
552
00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:40,999
It is 100 percent medically accurate.
553
00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:43,707
I consulted a real surgeon
in Amsterdam.
554
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:46,332
He made a very detailed
operation report for me,
555
00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:49,540
and he said he could make
a human centipede in his hospital.
556
00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:53,665
I brought the operation report
and the drawings.
557
00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:57,874
Maybe you can have a look at that?
558
00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:09,582
(Exhales)
559
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:12,290
- OK...
- What do you think, doc?
560
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:16,249
Well, from what I see here,
uh, it looks...
561
00:54:17,125 --> 00:54:18,874
..medically accurate.
562
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,582
Are you sure?
563
00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:23,582
You would have to give
anti-rejection medication
564
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:28,665
and there's always the risk of infection
during the healing process, but, um...
565
00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:34,832
- Yeah. I'm sure.
- But what about the excreta?
566
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:38,832
Well, the faeces wouldn't be
contaminated by outside bacteria,
567
00:54:38,958 --> 00:54:42,207
because it would be going from
one digestive tract to another,
568
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:46,957
so it wouldn't be harmful, but there
wouldn't be much nutritional value.
569
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:52,707
On the other hand, ifyou gave
a series of injections offluids
570
00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:55,540
with plenty ofvitamins and minerals,
571
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:59,165
I don't see why someone couldn't
survive a lifetime in this position.
572
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:02,457
Ah, gentlemen.
573
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:11,624
This is a historical moment.
574
00:55:12,708 --> 00:55:17,499
This is beyond mediaeval torture,
575
00:55:17,625 --> 00:55:20,624
beyond castration!
576
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:25,165
The ultimate correction, nationwide.
577
00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:31,249
We have business on hand, gentlemen.
578
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,707
- We start immediately.
- (Dwight) No!
579
00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:37,249
The surgery can't be done
like in Tom Six's movies.
580
00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:41,165
We have to take into account ofthe fact
that at the end oftheir sentence,
581
00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:44,540
the prisoners have to be released
without being mutilated.
582
00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:48,290
So, I've been thinking about this.
583
00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:52,749
What we have is,
instead ofthe pulling ofthe teeth,
584
00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:57,749
we have a gastrointestinal bite-ring
that holds the mouth open,
585
00:55:57,875 --> 00:56:01,249
so they can't stop the faeces
from coming into their system.
586
00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:05,415
Instead ofthe cutting
ofthe knee ligaments,
587
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:10,457
we simply inject to induce
temporary paralysis in that joint.
588
00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:16,082
Then to attach the head to the buttocks
ofthe person in front,
589
00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:19,082
we have a system of leather straps
590
00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:24,332
which can be adjusted, pulled in tight,
then undone for when we release.
591
00:56:24,458 --> 00:56:28,624
At the end oftheir sentence
and taken out ofthe centipede,
592
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:32,374
there's only a slight scar
round their mouth and anus.
593
00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:41,540
Well, doctor, what do you think?
Is it possible?
594
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:44,707
Very clever, Mr Butler.
595
00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:50,582
But this, all ofthis, is beginning
to be in serious conflict
596
00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:53,082
with my Hippocratic oath.
597
00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:58,499
If I back out ofthis,
I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?
598
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:02,332
Very clever thinking, Mr Jones.
599
00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:04,999
My original idea
for The Human Centipede films
600
00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:09,124
was sewing a child molester's mouth
to the anus of a fat truck driver,
601
00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:11,165
as a punishment, so I love this.
602
00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:17,707
I just got an even better idea for our
life-time trash and death-row scum,
603
00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:22,665
but I'll talk to my loyal doctor first.
604
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:27,415
Gentlemen, you may use my human
centipede idea, but on one condition.
605
00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:31,582
I've witnessed all the fake
Latex stuff on my movie sets.
606
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:36,749
Now, I insist on attending one
ofyour real mouth-to-anus operations.
607
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:45,749
Deal. I'll put you in charge
ofthe whole operation, doctor.
608
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:55,249
Soon you'll lead surgical teams
all over the States.
609
00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,457
Fantastic.
610
00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:03,082
We're going to need
a much bigger surgical team.
611
00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:05,957
We have to run blood work
on all the prisoners,
612
00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:08,874
test their stool samples
for parasites...
613
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,207
Whatever you need, doc.
614
00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:17,624
I've another brilliant idea.
615
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:26,165
We show the cockroaches the two
Human Centipede films back-to-back
616
00:58:26,291 --> 00:58:29,665
at their monthly film night.
617
00:58:30,625 --> 00:58:32,332
And then...
618
00:58:33,583 --> 00:58:36,790
..I'll announce them their fate.
619
00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:40,040
The prisoners will tear this place apart.
620
00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:44,207
We have to do this without
the full knowledge of our clientele.
621
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:48,749
Shut up, pooper.
622
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:56,374
'How dare you
turn your back on me?
623
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,665
'I'll give you something!'
624
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,540
(Prisoners groan)
625
00:59:14,958 --> 00:59:17,165
Yo! What the fuck is this?
626
00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:24,790
This trash occupies a world
where the stars don't shine.
627
00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:29,874
'Swallow it, bitch!
628
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,665
- 'Swallow!'
- (Prisoners groan)
629
00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:35,249
(Speaks in Arabic)
630
00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:41,874
(Laughs) What the fuck?
631
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,249
(Prisoners groan)
632
00:59:52,208 --> 00:59:54,165
(Groaning)
633
00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:58,665
Oh, man!
634
01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:07,582
These films risk causing harm.
They should be banned!
635
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:08,874
Ha!
636
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,624
Turn that shit off!
637
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:17,957
(Uproar)
638
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:36,665
Hey, cockroaches.
639
01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:39,249
Did you like these films?
640
01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:49,040
I handpicked them for you
as an instructional and mental training.
641
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:54,915
The world's first human prison-centipede
642
01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:57,415
will finally teach you...
643
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:04,165
..how to become humans.
644
01:01:04,291 --> 01:01:06,290
I don't think this is a very good idea.
645
01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:08,249
Literally,
646
01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:13,540
on your fucking hands and knees.
647
01:01:15,416 --> 01:01:23,832
Your ugly pussy mouths
sewn to an unwiped asshole,
648
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:29,707
feeding offthe diarrhoea
from your fellow inmate.
649
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:33,499
I can't wait
650
01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:36,165
to see...
651
01:01:37,833 --> 01:01:43,540
..your pure agony!
652
01:01:50,375 --> 01:01:52,207
- (Alarm blares)
- Help!
653
01:01:53,625 --> 01:02:00,290
Help!
654
01:02:20,791 --> 01:02:22,624
What's going on?
655
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,499
Fuck off!
656
01:02:35,416 --> 01:02:37,290
Bill Boss is in there.
657
01:02:37,416 --> 01:02:41,040
I have nothing to do with it.
I swear to God.
658
01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:47,957
Special forces, immediately!
659
01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:12,832
Break the fucking door!
660
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,124
(Gunfire)
661
01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:37,540
Get back.
662
01:03:44,541 --> 01:03:46,540
(Helicopter in distance)
663
01:03:57,416 --> 01:03:58,915
Bill!
664
01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:02,332
Here.
665
01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:03,749
I'm here.
666
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:06,249
Where are you?
667
01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:08,540
Here.
668
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:13,457
Over here. I need help.
669
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:20,249
Thank God! I just couldn't find you.
670
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,999
The situation's under control now.
671
01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:28,915
But they...
they really hurt Daisy.
672
01:04:30,916 --> 01:04:33,624
Can't you see I'm hurt?
673
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:41,499
Get the medical team for me!
Hurry up!
674
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:50,124
It's an emergency!
675
01:05:01,666 --> 01:05:08,374
Now it's hell on earth!
676
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:10,415
Do you hear me,
677
01:05:12,333 --> 01:05:14,499
scum?
678
01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:21,915
All the animals!
679
01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:26,832
Ahhh.
680
01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:32,290
The silence ofthe lambs.
681
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:36,707
Sedation rifle!
682
01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:48,582
Fuck!
683
01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:56,957
- No worries, it's only a sedation rifle.
- (Prisoner screams)
684
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:58,290
(Gunshot)
685
01:05:58,416 --> 01:05:59,832
(Thud)
686
01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:11,165
(Gunshot)
687
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,957
(Prisoner screaming)
688
01:06:21,666 --> 01:06:23,457
No!
689
01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:25,290
(Gunshot)
690
01:06:26,458 --> 01:06:28,165
(Prisoner) Fuck you!
691
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:35,374
(Gunshot)
692
01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:41,999
Gentlemen,
693
01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:45,665
unleash...
694
01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:55,415
..hell!
695
01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:01,540
(Buzzer)
696
01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:06,749
Uh.
697
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:15,165
Their submissiveness
698
01:07:15,291 --> 01:07:18,999
gives me a huge erection.
699
01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:25,332
Death-rape. Death-rape.
700
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,915
Rape, rape, rape.
701
01:07:28,041 --> 01:07:30,415
Eyes for eyes.
702
01:07:30,541 --> 01:07:32,749
Teeth for teeth.
703
01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:37,249
Get the fucking scum
on their fucking knees.
704
01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:41,749
On your fucking knees,
on your fucking, fucking knees.
705
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:45,874
Get the fucking scum
on their fucking knees.
706
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,457
On their fucking, fucking,
fucking, fucking knees.
707
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:56,665
I'll explain
708
01:07:56,791 --> 01:08:00,374
the spectacular operation only once.
709
01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:05,707
We start with injections into the li...
710
01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:07,832
Ligamenta patellae.
711
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:10,915
..ligamenta patellae,
712
01:08:11,041 --> 01:08:14,707
paralysing the ligaments
ofyour kneecaps,
713
01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:20,332
so knee extension is
no longer possible.
714
01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:25,540
Your lips and anuses are cut circular
715
01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:29,665
along the border between skin
and mucosa, the muc...
716
01:08:29,791 --> 01:08:31,624
Mucous-cutaneous.
717
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,624
..mucous-cutaneous zone.
718
01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:42,540
Then, we combine those circular mucosa
and skin parts of anus and mouth,
719
01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:46,790
creating a human centipede,
720
01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:51,707
connected via your gastric systems.
721
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,207
Gentlemen...
722
01:08:54,541 --> 01:08:57,290
..put them to sleep.
723
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:12,540
By the way, what are your plans for the
life-sentence and death-row prisoners?
724
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,207
Wait and wonder, peepheart.
725
01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:27,582
- How's it going, doc?
- Right on schedule.
726
01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:30,249
Five surgical teams
working round the clock.
727
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:34,332
Those teams creating centipede
segments ofthree prisoners each,
728
01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:37,290
which are then taken outside
to the hospital tents.
729
01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:43,165
And then, they are sewn into the final
larger human centipede chain.
730
01:09:44,166 --> 01:09:46,040
Marvellous, doc.
731
01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,624
Since I have you here...
732
01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:55,207
What do you want to do with this prisoner?
He has Crohn's disease.
733
01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:59,499
- (Breaks wind)
- What the fuck is Crohn's disease?
734
01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:02,124
It's an inflammatory bowel disorder.
735
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,374
The prisoner has constant diarrhoea.
736
01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,707
Who'll kiss his ass?
737
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:14,915
Our awesome...
738
01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:18,540
..tattoo wasp.
739
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:24,915
The white anal Saxon prostitute.
740
01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,749
Please?
741
01:10:29,083 --> 01:10:31,999
Once more chance, please!
742
01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:35,165
Don't sew me into a human centipede,
I beg you.
743
01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:37,499
Yeah, yeah.
744
01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:39,457
Your whining...
745
01:10:40,583 --> 01:10:43,499
..makes my dick even harder.
746
01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:52,249
Revenge is so sweet.
747
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:58,082
Take it into your sleep.
748
01:10:58,208 --> 01:11:00,290
We have another problem at hand.
749
01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:22,082
That's fucking gross!
750
01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:24,332
I have a stoma.
751
01:11:24,458 --> 01:11:26,540
And you have a problem.
752
01:11:26,666 --> 01:11:28,874
(Chuckles) Thank God!
753
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,207
Gracias a la virgin Maria.
754
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:35,832
Now I finally discovered why
they blessed me with a lifetime stoma.
755
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,290
(Laughs)
756
01:11:37,416 --> 01:11:39,749
(Mimics laughter)
757
01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:42,332
This guy is repulsive.
758
01:11:43,083 --> 01:11:47,082
Maybe it's a fake.
With Mexicans, you never know.
759
01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:51,415
(Prisoner sobs)
760
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,374
(Retching) No fake!
761
01:11:55,250 --> 01:12:01,332
- No way to integrate him, doc?
- His rectum is sewn shut. No.
762
01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:05,957
Finish him off, then.
763
01:12:06,083 --> 01:12:08,249
I'm sorry.
764
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:13,165
But I have cooperated with you
and I will continue to cooperate,
765
01:12:13,291 --> 01:12:16,415
but I will not just kill prisoners.
766
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,707
Jesus Christ!
767
01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:23,415
Chicken shit!
768
01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:25,207
Excuse me.
769
01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:27,540
I have work to do.
770
01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:29,665
(Prisoner sobbing)
771
01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:35,749
My friend, you don't match.
772
01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:38,374
- Have to kill you.
- (Sobbing)
773
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:42,040
Take it fucking personally!
774
01:12:43,916 --> 01:12:44,915
(Gunshot)
775
01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:48,665
Ooh.
776
01:12:50,541 --> 01:12:52,457
Eugh!
777
01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:56,124
Take my gun.
778
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:03,124
Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.
779
01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:08,040
If I sniffthe tiniest stink,
you'll suck a bullet out of it.
780
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:14,915
And what do you want to do with him?
781
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,874
I'm sick and tired ofyour vegetables.
782
01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:20,915
(Screams)
783
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:31,915
What the fuck?
784
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:35,290
Please, can we
go and see Daisy now?
785
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:46,457
Just look at her, she's the only beautiful
and sweet thing about this place.
786
01:13:46,583 --> 01:13:49,290
I think she should be treated
in a regular hospital.
787
01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:50,832
No.
788
01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:54,790
I want my cocksucker close.
789
01:13:54,916 --> 01:13:57,457
Beaten-up women
790
01:13:57,583 --> 01:13:59,832
make me so horny!
791
01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:04,082
Please, Bill, don't.
792
01:14:04,833 --> 01:14:07,290
Jesus Christ!
793
01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,165
I beg you.
794
01:14:11,416 --> 01:14:13,124
I...
795
01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,999
I love her.
796
01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:20,207
Even the corpse of a spastic
would turn you down. Fuck off.
797
01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:23,332
(Boss groans)
798
01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:39,999
(Groaning)
799
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:45,707
I'll make you squirt, even in a coma.
800
01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:02,249
- All right, we're all done.
- Good job.
801
01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:33,124
I want you to make sure
802
01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:38,582
that the world premiere
ofthe first human prison-centipede
803
01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:42,915
is guaranteed to take place
804
01:15:43,041 --> 01:15:50,040
the moment our communist Governor
appears at the gate to destroy us.
805
01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:55,915
Well, there's only 16 more prisoners
left to undergo the procedure.
806
01:15:56,041 --> 01:16:01,540
After that, the human prison-centipede
will be finally complete,
807
01:16:01,666 --> 01:16:03,832
on time and under budget.
808
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:06,790
They did their magic.
809
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,290
(Sniffs)
810
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,457
Thank God for Africa.
811
01:16:13,791 --> 01:16:18,040
Thank God for female circumcision.
812
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,374
Private rehearsal.
813
01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:40,207
Let's hear what our zombie Governor
will have to say.
814
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:06,665
May I offer you a genuine
Dominican Republic cigar?
815
01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:12,457
I only smoke Cuban cigars,
best in the world.
816
01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:15,124
No. Just kidding.
817
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:24,540
After having seen the miracle
ofthe first human prison-centipede,
818
01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:29,915
I'll never again touch a communistic cigar
from Cuba,
819
01:17:30,041 --> 01:17:35,249
because you, Sir William Boss,
820
01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:38,707
you are the new American hero.
821
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:44,249
You're in the hall offame
with George Patton,
822
01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:47,999
Neil Armstrong and Muhammad Ali.
823
01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:50,749
Thanks to you,
824
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:57,332
our glorious nation will be the example
to the world again,
825
01:17:57,458 --> 01:18:04,124
a proud safe nation,
with hardly any crime.
826
01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:10,374
Your idea, Sir William,
is of absolute genius.
827
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:14,624
You will be honoured, personally,
828
01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:19,415
by the President
ofthe United States of America.
829
01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:23,082
- (Whistles national anthem)
- Actually...
830
01:18:23,208 --> 01:18:26,582
it was my accountant,
Mr Dwight Butler.
831
01:18:26,708 --> 01:18:29,249
It was his brilliant idea.
832
01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:31,374
Oh, ja.
833
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,332
You did it.
834
01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:45,582
You fucking, fucking did it.
835
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,165
(Horn honks)
836
01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,540
(Phone rings)
837
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:58,124
(Laughs)
838
01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:02,582
Mr President!
It's me, William Boss. Call me Bill.
839
01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:05,832
'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate.
840
01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:08,415
'Sir?'
841
01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,707
- 'Sir?'
- What?
842
01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:14,457
'Sir?'
843
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:25,290
Oh, man! I'm so excited to see
the real mouth-to-ass operation.
844
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:29,499
Prove all the sceptics wrong.
It is 100 percent medically accurate.
845
01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:32,707
I'm gonna be so rich and famous.
846
01:19:37,791 --> 01:19:40,582
You owe me big time, mister!
847
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,832
I'm already eating my own shit!
848
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:56,374
I wanna be
in the prison human centipede.
849
01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:58,374
Ha!
850
01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:02,499
Wait, can't we use him
in the media conference?
851
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,165
(Gunshot)
852
01:20:10,416 --> 01:20:17,582
I don't want anyone liking this!
853
01:20:19,125 --> 01:20:21,749
Oh, man! This is so wrong.
854
01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:23,207
Come on.
855
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:50,332
- Wash, please.
- Wash.
856
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,207
(Chuckles) Ja!
857
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,665
Marker.
858
01:21:06,791 --> 01:21:08,082
Marker!
859
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,874
Ja.
860
01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:28,415
My hands are shaking
with excitement.
861
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:32,290
What about you, Six?
Having a hard-on?
862
01:21:33,166 --> 01:21:35,332
(Boss cackles)
863
01:21:36,416 --> 01:21:38,457
Look at this.
864
01:21:46,458 --> 01:21:48,540
Oh. Yeah.
865
01:21:48,666 --> 01:21:50,124
Oh. Yeah!
866
01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:54,082
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
867
01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:56,249
(Laughs)
868
01:21:57,208 --> 01:22:03,040
Six, I'm gonna show you
some human centipede improvement,
869
01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:05,040
copyright Bill Boss.
870
01:22:05,166 --> 01:22:07,624
- Follow me.
- (Machine beeping)
871
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:11,249
Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing!
872
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:40,915
Wha...
873
01:22:50,416 --> 01:22:54,249
- What a poor pussy, huh?
- What in hell is this?
874
01:22:56,041 --> 01:22:59,665
Wait and see, Dwighty.
875
01:23:01,666 --> 01:23:04,540
Wait and wonder.
876
01:23:04,666 --> 01:23:06,832
Wait and see.
877
01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:12,957
♪ Mr Dwighty!
878
01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:15,415
♪Wait and wonder
879
01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:17,665
♪Wait and see
880
01:23:17,791 --> 01:23:20,249
♪ Mr Dwighty! ♪
881
01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:30,124
(Boss laughing)
882
01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:34,040
No.
883
01:23:35,041 --> 01:23:38,790
120 to 80.
884
01:23:38,916 --> 01:23:40,915
Perfect!
885
01:23:44,666 --> 01:23:46,707
The 'pede looks perfect!
886
01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:49,415
The last few prisoners
have just been attached.
887
01:23:49,541 --> 01:23:53,082
Although the wounds are still fresh,
you get the idea.
888
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,374
- Perfect!
- (Phone rings)
889
01:23:57,958 --> 01:24:01,249
- What?
- 'Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way.'
890
01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:02,874
Perfect!
891
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,665
We are ready for the cunt!
892
01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:13,165
Dwight, I repeat,
893
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:18,374
you are really the cunt!
894
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:19,790
Hello, sir.
895
01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,957
Why do you two assholes...
896
01:24:53,208 --> 01:24:56,207
..look so pleased with yourselves?
897
01:24:57,083 --> 01:25:00,624
The both ofyou are fucking fired.
898
01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:03,415
I should've done it years ago.
899
01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:07,332
All problems are history, sir.
900
01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:12,165
I took your advice.
I've learned from your strong personality.
901
01:25:12,291 --> 01:25:15,790
You are the ultimate leader.
You are my role model.
902
01:25:15,916 --> 01:25:20,499
Now the prisoners are like
obedient slaves,
903
01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:22,582
begging for mercy.
904
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:25,374
I got them down on their knees.
905
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,915
Literally!
906
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:34,707
Your last visit inspired me
to such an extent.
907
01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:37,707
A brilliant idea!
908
01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:46,207
I'll show you the result that
tells more than a thousand words.
909
01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:49,457
The last ones have just been attached.
910
01:25:51,750 --> 01:25:54,999
So it is...show time!
911
01:25:55,916 --> 01:25:59,707
"Attached"?
912
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:02,749
A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D? "Attached"?
913
01:26:02,875 --> 01:26:05,499
- Yes, sir.
- What does that mean?
914
01:26:06,791 --> 01:26:08,457
Wait and see.
915
01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:11,915
You talk so much shit
your ass must get jealous.
916
01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:13,499
(Laughs)
917
01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:16,332
Great, Governor, I love that.
918
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,915
What the hell is this?
919
01:26:46,041 --> 01:26:48,832
(Boss) Ah!
920
01:26:48,958 --> 01:26:52,957
The black panther made it to the lead!
921
01:26:54,291 --> 01:26:59,665
This burger-killer is feeding the whole
humanitarian system behind him.
922
01:26:59,791 --> 01:27:03,415
Don't cry. Tomorrow you will get
your hamburgers.
923
01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:05,707
(Laughs)
924
01:27:05,833 --> 01:27:09,582
- Why?
- Because he loves junk food.
925
01:27:09,708 --> 01:27:12,040
No. No, I don't mean that.
I mean, wh...
926
01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:16,957
- What is this?
- (Muffled moaning)
927
01:27:17,083 --> 01:27:18,332
Dwight!
928
01:27:19,250 --> 01:27:21,915
Tell the Governor my vision.
929
01:27:22,041 --> 01:27:27,624
And this black whiner here
has to become a middle piece!
930
01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:30,124
Fuck!
931
01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:35,082
Well, sir, more than $50 billion a year
are spent on corrections,
932
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:38,290
yet more than four in ten offenders
nationwide
933
01:27:38,416 --> 01:27:41,707
return to prison within three years
oftheir release.
934
01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:45,457
This despite a massive increase
in state expenditure.
935
01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:47,207
Aagh! Shit!
936
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:49,332
(Dwight) But not any more.
937
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:54,124
This human prison-centipede
will reduce crime dramatically.
938
01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:59,749
It will be a deterrent to anyone
considering a career in crime.
939
01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:02,249
And no more recidivism.
940
01:28:02,375 --> 01:28:04,332
(Muffled cries)
941
01:28:05,375 --> 01:28:09,832
Feed him!
942
01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:13,915
Digestion in progress.
943
01:28:14,041 --> 01:28:15,582
Hahaha!
944
01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:18,249
No, it's not halal.
945
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:20,374
It's not kosher.
946
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:24,624
A Jew behind a Muslim.
A Muslim behind a Jew.
947
01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:28,415
A Republican behind a Mexican.
948
01:28:28,541 --> 01:28:31,290
- A Crip behind a Blood.
- (Moaning and slurping)
949
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,665
Peace on earth.
950
01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:37,040
Goodwill to men.
951
01:28:37,875 --> 01:28:39,790
Oh, my God!
952
01:28:41,125 --> 01:28:43,290
(Slurping and gurgling)
953
01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:45,374
This is too much.
954
01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:49,249
(Muffled moans)
955
01:29:03,666 --> 01:29:05,790
Bill Boss?
956
01:29:05,916 --> 01:29:07,957
Isn't that your secretary?
957
01:29:09,125 --> 01:29:11,665
(Muffled sobs)
958
01:29:13,291 --> 01:29:15,249
Oh! Haha! Ja!
959
01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:17,915
Er...ja. That's, er...
960
01:29:18,041 --> 01:29:20,957
..only a short, er...
961
01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:24,499
..gender test! Haha!
962
01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:26,540
Come on, sir.
963
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:28,874
(Daisy sobs)
964
01:29:35,458 --> 01:29:36,957
Dwight!
965
01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:43,749
Tell our beloved Governor
about the money savings.
966
01:29:44,958 --> 01:29:47,665
The savings would be in their billions.
967
01:29:47,791 --> 01:29:52,124
We can make savings
on prison staff, food and drink.
968
01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:55,124
And books and television, housing.
969
01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:57,874
Heck, we don't even need
fences no more.
970
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:02,540
We can even save more money
if we attach them in a circle,
971
01:30:02,666 --> 01:30:07,082
like a perpetual mobile,
faeces going round and round.
972
01:30:07,208 --> 01:30:09,499
Food isn't needed any more,
973
01:30:09,625 --> 01:30:14,832
only cheap liquids
and vitamin injections.
974
01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:18,332
That money could be spent
on schools and hospitals
975
01:30:18,458 --> 01:30:22,165
and nursing homes
and road improvements,
976
01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:23,957
whatever you want.
977
01:30:24,083 --> 01:30:26,749
And the tax-payers,
they'll love you for it.
978
01:30:26,875 --> 01:30:28,749
(Squelching)
979
01:30:36,708 --> 01:30:39,957
This anus is not very clean.
980
01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:43,915
I want perfection in my penitentiary.
981
01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:47,999
Inmates shall feel well and clean,
understand?
982
01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:51,082
- Wipe it.
- (Breaks wind)
983
01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:53,499
- I apologise.
- Oh! Oh!
984
01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:58,207
In the beginning,
things are not always perfect.
985
01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:02,332
Please follow me
for another interesting insight.
986
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,374
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah...
987
01:31:08,416 --> 01:31:11,915
♪Ta ta-ta-ta-ta... ♪
988
01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:20,415
The human caterpillar!
989
01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:23,957
For all the lifetime convicts
990
01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:27,665
and our friends on death row.
991
01:31:27,791 --> 01:31:32,790
Now, is that a deterrent, too?
992
01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:41,874
(Whispers prayers)
993
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:51,124
This man has just finished
his sentence
994
01:31:51,250 --> 01:31:55,165
and already checked out
ofthe centipede chain,
995
01:31:55,291 --> 01:31:57,290
ready to go home!
996
01:32:01,125 --> 01:32:07,957
All what is left, a few little scars
round his mouth and anus.
997
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:12,040
Another big advantage.
998
01:32:12,166 --> 01:32:17,249
Because other people can see,
by these little stigmas,
999
01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:21,540
that he was integrated
in a prison-centipede.
1000
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:25,124
Another huge deterrent, right?
1001
01:32:25,791 --> 01:32:26,915
Ha!
1002
01:32:28,041 --> 01:32:29,749
How are you doing?
1003
01:32:29,875 --> 01:32:32,207
(Speaks in Arabic)
1004
01:32:47,166 --> 01:32:49,499
Good luck, my friend.
1005
01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:54,915
Stay clean.
1006
01:32:56,708 --> 01:32:59,707
You see? It really works.
1007
01:32:59,833 --> 01:33:01,540
(Door slams)
1008
01:33:01,666 --> 01:33:03,582
What do you think, sir?
1009
01:33:05,416 --> 01:33:07,749
This...
1010
01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:10,165
This is a violation of human rights.
1011
01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:14,249
It's certainly a violation of
federal ethics. Oh, God! I am fucked!
1012
01:33:14,375 --> 01:33:17,707
You insane freaks should get
the death penalty for this.
1013
01:33:20,208 --> 01:33:23,624
Sir, you are dead right.
1014
01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:26,165
- No, no.
- But, in fact, it was...
1015
01:33:26,291 --> 01:33:29,540
- No, this is too much.
- Mr But...
1016
01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,790
This is too much!
1017
01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:38,540
You got the wrong man!
1018
01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:41,999
Fuck!
1019
01:34:58,583 --> 01:35:00,207
Please don't.
1020
01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:04,082
What an epic,
1021
01:35:04,208 --> 01:35:06,457
glorious moment, huh?
1022
01:35:06,583 --> 01:35:11,332
When do you think we can start
the national surgical campaign?
1023
01:35:11,458 --> 01:35:14,249
Cos I am so fucking ready!
1024
01:35:16,916 --> 01:35:18,915
What is the matter?
1025
01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:55,915
(Gunshot)
1026
01:36:51,791 --> 01:36:53,040
Gentlemen...
1027
01:36:54,625 --> 01:36:57,249
This is exactly what America needs.
1028
01:37:00,708 --> 01:37:03,124
This may even get me elected President.
1029
01:37:03,250 --> 01:37:05,874
You've convinced me. It's genius.
1030
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:11,957
Don't change a goddamn thing.
1031
01:37:12,083 --> 01:37:16,624
My pals in DC, they won't believe
their near-sighted eyeballs.
1032
01:37:16,750 --> 01:37:18,707
(Chuckles)
1033
01:37:29,083 --> 01:37:31,874
Yep, my idea.
1034
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:33,332
Mm.
1035
01:37:34,916 --> 01:37:37,457
Absolutely right, Dwight.
1036
01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:43,957
You're, indeed, a genius.
1037
01:37:44,083 --> 01:37:46,624
You came up with the idea.
1038
01:37:49,666 --> 01:37:52,624
You deserve every credit.
1039
01:37:53,791 --> 01:37:56,207
Give me a hug, Dwighty.
1040
01:38:51,791 --> 01:38:53,790
(Boss roars)
1041
01:38:57,500 --> 01:38:59,499
(♪ "Star-Spangled Banner" plays)
1042
01:39:25,458 --> 01:39:27,457
(Roaring continues)72095
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