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Open up, in the name of
His Royal Wondrousness, King Snodd!
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Alright, guv...
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Blow, blow, blow on snow.
My wish will come tomorrow!
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I want a bear.
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Now you, Jennifer.
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Snow-wishes are for babies.
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Gimme a break. I'm only seven.
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All right, Tiger.
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I wish that none of us
are sent to the Troll Wars.
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Oh, I... I wish for that as well.
Obviously.
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Then you should behave yourself.
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Next time someone picks you,
don't steal their cakes.
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You don't think
they will come after me?
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Er, Happy Festivus, Mr Brittles.
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I bring a gift for the orphans from
His Royal Wondrousness, King Snodd.
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How kind.
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The children will write
and thank him.
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Well, goodnight then.
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Our business is not concluded.
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Track him down
and ask him in person myself...
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Every child in my orphanage
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is of exemplary character!
- Lies!
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That is absolutely not proven!
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Rejected orphans belong to the King!
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Now listen up,
all you horrible, parentless, unloved
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and rejected little things!
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One of you ate cakes
that did not belong to you.
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That child now belongs to the King.
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Which one of you was it?
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Undisciplined!
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You'll learn discipline
on the battlefront fighting trolls!
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Was it you?
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What's your name?
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G... G... G... Gordon.
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G... G... G... Gordon.
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Which child ate cake, Gordon?
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I want an answer
or I'll take every child in here!
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Five! Four! Three!
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Was it you, boy?
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Say it! Say it!
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It was me.
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Errant girl. Come to Mr Brittles.
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Come on then.
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Yes. I can see it in you.
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Something that
hasn't been broken in.
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But they'll fix that.
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No! No! No! She's lying!
It was me!
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Shut up, Tiger. Lie down.
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He'll take you both... Lie down.
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No! I ate the cake. I did! Me!
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Bring her!
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Jennifer! Jennifer!
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Please, Mr Brittles. Jennifer is...
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Mine. She's mine. One more word
and I'll take them all, I swear it.
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Jennifer!
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Come on!
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Wait 'til you get to the Troll Wars.
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Minus 50 degrees in summer.
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Your tears freeze
on your cheekbones.
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Good evening.
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I've come to select an orphan
for, er... indentured servitude.
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Talk to the old hag.
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Well, as it happens,
I'm rather keen on the girl
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that you are about to put
in that cage.
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Too bad. She belongs to the King.
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She looks cold.
You ought to provide her with a coat.
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Lock her in. Let's get going.
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To cage a 12-year-old girl,
it's... it's unpleasant.
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But to deny her a coat
is downright cruel.
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Oh... I'll take that as a compliment.
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Jennifer deserves better,
don't you think?
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Remind me, Miss Strange.
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What was it that your friend
made his, erm, snow-wish for?
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He wished for a bear.
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A bear?
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Polar or grizzly?
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Brown bear or black'?
Magic requires precision!
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Erm... Polar!
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One final thing, Mr Brittles.
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I've made you into a bear. Sorry.
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But now I will make you into
a gentleman.
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Offer the lady your coat.
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Oh, come, come...
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There we go.
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Oh yes... Good.
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What's going to happen to me?
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I am the Great Zambini
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and you, Miss Strange,
will be my new assistant.
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Where are we going?
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You'll see. You'll see.
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These magical barrier stones...
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prevent humans
from entering the Dragonlands.
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What's inside them?
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Dragons. Look!
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They are the soul of magic, Jennifer.
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But they're dying out.
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This is my life's work.
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We must do something to help them.
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Will you assist me
in my endeavours, Miss Strange?
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Oh good.
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Good.
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And more of those, thank you.
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Welcome to Gazam,
an employment agency for sorcerers.
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The last of its kind
in the Kingdom of Hereford.
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I employ two full-time practitioners.
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The wizard Moobin
and the venerable Lady Mawgon.
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They are both rather odd
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but then they're wizards,
so it's to be expected.
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Welcome aboard, Jennifer.
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This is a house Moobin, not a ship.
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Come on, let's get some tea.
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Zambini Towers has been
their home and mine for many years.
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And now. Jennifer.
It will be your home as well,.
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Wizidrical power is limited, you see.
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We can only use what's available.
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So we measure it using this...
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But magic is waning
and work is drying up.
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These days. drain cleaner
is cheaper than a spell
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electricity is all the rage
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even magic carpets have been reduced
to delivering pizzas.
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Powerful wizards who could
once control the weather
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now scratch a living
doing home improvements
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plumbing and rewiring.
Enchanted gutter cleaning and party tricks.
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Yet the magic of
the Dragonlands boundary stones
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is as strong as ever
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and a good thing too
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as land is valuable
and the kingdom is greedy.
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As our indentured orphan
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you are to be entrusted with
a small creature of your own.
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The Quarkbeast.
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Fiercely loyal and. well. just fierce.
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If you work diligently. study hard
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and tolerate an employer
who's obsessed by dragons
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we hope your time at Gazam
will be happy and lasting.
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Don't get any closer.
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Seven-point-three.
- Seven-point-three.
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Mm-hmm.
- That's low.
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There's been no sign of Finklehorn
since last winter.
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If he's died,
that only leaves Maltcassion.
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And... he's very old.
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I wonder if the dragons dying out
is causing the decline of magic?
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What?
- You've become rather clever.
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I have some business to attend in town.
- Can I come with you?
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Not on this occasion, no.
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See you at home then.
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I'm roasting mutton for dinner.
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Mmm! In that case,
I shall return with an appetite!
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Look for anything
that might explain where he's gone!
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Look! Look!
His favourite shoes are missing!
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I think those were on his feet.
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Zambini!
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Zambini!
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Hello? Zambini?
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There must be a spell you could do.
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Some kind of finding charm?
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Oh, don't be ridiculous!
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I've never known magic
so appallingly weak.
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Anything?
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Any news at all?
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Nothing about Zambini...
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We have been offered
an electrical rewiring job...
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Oh...
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I think she's having doubts.
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Afternoon.
I'm Jennifer Strange.
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My husband thinks
we should get a normal electrician
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but my dad always swore by
magical rewirings
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so... I don't know.
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Madam, with due respect
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an electrician
will carve holes in your walls
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dig up your carpets and kick up
enough dust to choke your petunias.
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A magical rewiring is cost-effective
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traditional, clean,
and it's all done in an hour!
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They seem quite odd.
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They're wizards.
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If they seemed normal,
you'd be asking for your money back.
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Alright. Alright then.
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Very important
that they not be disturbed.
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Moobin! Concentrate!
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I'm having a vision!
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Moobin!
- My house!
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I'm gonna sue you
for every penny you've got!
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Jennifer, I saw the last dragon.
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He's going to be killed on Sunday.
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Your highness! Your highness!
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Your humble Seer has received a vision!
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I'll have you burnt before breakfast!
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Waking me!
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If I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times -
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what are you never to do?
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Knock on your bedchamber.
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Knock on my bedchamber!
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Wake up, lock him in!
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Sire, please! Argh!
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I had a vision!
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Of your own death?!
How dare you wake me!
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No, No, No, No!
A vision of the dragon's death.
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What did you say?
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Maltcassion, the last dragon,
will violate the Dragon Pact.
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The Official Dragonslayer
will slay Maltcassion
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using the sword Exhorbitus
at noon on Sunday.
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And then the Dragonlands
can be claimed!
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Yes!
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And I might double the size
of my own kingdom!
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Yes! Might Sire release me now?
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And the Dragonlands will be
up for grabs!
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Yes.
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Send for the Official Dragonslayer.
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I am so pleased
to have pleased you.
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You have pleased me.
You have pleased me greatly.
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So I shall limit myself
to just the one coconut.
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Normally my visions are about
football score predictions.
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Oh, but the death of a dragon!
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The last dragon.
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Zambini would be devastated.
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I wouldn't worry too much, Jennifer.
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I could be wrong. I usually am.
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Oh honestly, Moobin,
who has a prophetic vision
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in the middle of a job?
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Oh! What fresh hell is this?
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Help him, Moobin! Help him!
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I can't! I can't!
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He didn't have time
to write anything.
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The spell that bound him...
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You could see it drain him
every second he fought it.
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What was he trying to tell us?
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I just feel so utterly helpless.
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It's the death of the dragon, isn't it?
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Zambini and I talked about it.
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They might take magic with them
when they go.
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Where... where are you going?
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If magic dies with the dragon,
we'll never get Zambini back.
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Yes, but what can you do?
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You're a non-magical indentured orphan
whose only talent is for tea and toast.
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I'm going to stop the Dragonslayer.
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We are reporting live
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from the historic and almost forgotten
Dragonslayer Headquarters
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where Sir Grifflon,
the King's top knight and popstar
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has arrived to summon
the kingdom's Official Dragonslayer.
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This just hours after a spate of
synchronized visions
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affected every seer in Hereford
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foretelling that
the last dragon would be killed
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at the hands of the Dragonslayer.
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I'm sorry, Sir Grifflon.
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The slayer is nowhere to be found.
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We've knocked and everything.
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Do you want to be the one
who informs King Snodd?
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We'll keep looking, m'lord.
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I'll deal with her.
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No, no, no.
Got to give something back.
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You there!
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Name?
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Jennifer Strange.
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My new film reel is out in October.
Tell all of your little friends, yeah?
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I don't have any friends.
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Yeah, well,
just spread the word then.
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I'm looking for the Dragonslayer.
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Oh. Guilty as charged.
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My formal title is
His Majesty's Official Dragonslayer
259
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,086
Overseer Of The Dragon Pact.
260
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,122
But you can call me Brian.
261
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,851
Has no one found you back here?
262
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,009
Oh, a very basic distraction charm,
nothing special.
263
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,527
Only took me, ooh,
50 years to master.
264
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,244
I'm older than I look.
265
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,482
Sir. You will be aware of the vision
that many wizards received.
266
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:05,081
Oh, about the slaying this Sunday.
A very exciting prophecy.
267
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,485
Please don't do it.
268
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,171
I mean, I'm begging you
not to slay the dragon.
269
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,444
If the dragon dies and magic ends -
270
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,970
Well, that is a big "if".
271
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,725
I can't let you do it.
272
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,046
I like your spirit.
273
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,606
Let me show you around.
Come on, this way.
274
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,682
Now then, here you go...
275
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,960
Ooh, mind out.
276
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,731
So...
277
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,806
Ta-da!
278
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,204
Copper spikes.
Dragons don't like it.
279
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,047
Magical six-cog engine.
280
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,041
Yeah, apart from that,
it's in mint condition.
281
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,570
After all, it's never been used.
282
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,010
This is the sword Exhorbitus.
283
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,443
Cuts through anything, even magic.
284
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,807
Yeah, last fella who visited -
he was very interested in this.
285
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,368
A sort of wizardish-sounding name.
286
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,081
What was the name?
287
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,327
Oh, the Great Zambini
or something.
288
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,729
Yeah. Came six, seven years ago.
289
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,331
Wanted to know all about
the Dragonslayer lineage.
290
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,567
What else did Zambini say -
- Ah-ah-ah!
291
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,170
All questions will be answered
292
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,567
in this short induction film I made
when I first got the job.
293
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,251
With all due respect,
I'm only here to stop you.
294
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,611
Take a seat.
295
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,170
Oh. I think he likes you.
296
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,202
But...
- Shh-shh-shh. Film's starting.
297
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,086
Dragons.
298
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,645
They ate the sheep
299
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,411
stole treasure from our kings
and even ate people.
300
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,484
People didn't enjoy that much.
301
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,801
Knights tried their best
to slay them
302
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,287
but the more dragons they killed,
the more the dragons thrived!
303
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,370
Enter Shandar,
the greatest wizard who ever lived.
304
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,806
He met with the King and promised
to solve the dragon problem
305
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,922
for 18 wagons of gold.
306
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,090
Shandar met with the dragons
307
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,566
and discovered that they wanted
a kingdom all of their own.
308
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,841
And so the dragons and Shandar
pooled their magic
309
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,769
and forged the Dragon Pact.
310
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,531
Barrier stones where created
311
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,370
to prevent any humans
from entering the dragons' land.
312
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,051
The dragons would remain free
to fly beyond the boundary
313
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,082
but if a dragon ever violates
the Pact
314
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,122
by harming a human
or human property
315
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,970
then the Official Dragonslayer
is called to action.
316
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,684
As the only two humans permitted
to cross into the Dragonlands
317
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,405
the Dragonslayer and their Assistant
must seek out the offending dragon
318
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,044
and slay it!
319
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,881
I just want to add
320
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,490
it took me nearly three years
to make this film
321
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,648
so feel free to clap. Yeah.
322
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,323
It's sort of ironic,
seeing how you feel about dragons
323
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,571
given you'll be the first of us
to actually slay one.
324
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,011
I'm sorry?
325
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,611
Look at the base of the blade.
What do you see written there?
326
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,961
That is every Slayer
since the role was first created.
327
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,002
What's that one
down there at the bottom?
328
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,209
Your name as been on this sword
for the last 300 years.
329
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,165
This is a mistake.
330
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,131
Only the Slayer and their Assistant
can wield Exhorbitus.
331
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,440
If this was a mistake,
you'd be burnt to ashes by now.
332
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,771
This can't be right.
333
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,725
Zambini would have...
334
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,811
. said something.
335
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,168
Sorry I couldn't stick around, Jennifer
336
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,727
but after you take Exhorbitus,
I'll seriously start to feel my age.
337
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,161
I was 153 at my last birthday.
338
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,844
Oh, and, er, sorry for collapsing
into a pile of dust and bones.
339
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,087
There's a dustpan and brush
in the utility room, so...
340
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,441
That's the sort of thing
your Official Assistant could do.
341
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,050
You should get one of those.
342
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,931
Good luck, girlie.
343
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,120
You'll do the right thing
when the time comes.
344
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,565
I am not slaying the dragon!
345
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,125
Hello again, you.
346
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,640
You are going to love King Snodd.
347
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,682
Super, super good at ruling.
348
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,484
He just wants a little chinwag.
You up for it?
349
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,487
And if I'm not...?
350
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,931
You're up for it! Great decision.
351
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,161
Sire!
352
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,921
Sire!
353
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,721
Sire!
354
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,401
Sire!
355
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,329
Ah... Jennifer Strange.
356
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,964
Drop some bow-age.
Drop some bow-age.
357
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,046
Ah, Jennifer Strange!
358
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,922
Thank you for accepting
my invitation.
359
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,291
They stuffed me in the sack.
360
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,164
A forced invitation is still an invitation.
361
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,521
And today is
a very special day for me.
362
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,281
For I'm meeting
my Official Royal Dragonslayer.
363
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,321
Yes.
364
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:20,004
May I just say how much I really dig
the way everyone is connecting in here?
365
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,690
It feels lifelong.
366
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,644
You know, tight buds,
going on their...
367
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,361
Yes.
368
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,408
Jennifer, as your King and ruler
369
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,930
I have one request
370
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,328
concerning your slaying of
the world's last dragon.
371
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,928
Killing the dragon might end magic.
372
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:41,010
Magic? Well, magic's fading.
No one much misses that.
373
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,361
Now, marketing -
that's the new magic.
374
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,405
Imagine two cans
of identical fizzy pop.
375
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,681
One sells millions,
the other one flops.
376
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,768
And now that's all down to marketing.
377
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,088
And land, well, that's magic too.
378
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:58,889
And I intend to turn the Dragonlands into
shopping precincts and fortresses.
379
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,082
You don't need a wizard for that. Ha!
380
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,250
Wizard...
381
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,601
The Pact says
if the border stones fall
382
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,881
the Dragonlands can be claimed
by anyone.
383
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,082
Yeah. Well, I've got land tanks.
384
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,849
Which pretty much gives me the edge
over my loyal subjects.
385
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:18,090
Now, you are to hire Sir Grifflon
as your Official Assistant.
386
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,282
What? Really? Me?
387
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,970
That... Gosh, that is...
388
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,048
Me? That is a surprise.
389
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,764
But yeah, great!
390
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,928
How about it, princess? Hey?
391
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,405
No, thanks.
392
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:34,049
There will be no slaying,
Your Highest Highness.
393
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,050
You dare to defy your King?
394
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,725
Seize her!
395
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,524
Feed her to the trolls,
get her out of here.
396
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,050
And you better like
the taste of coconuts!
397
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,491
Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire...
398
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,965
Sire, please,
a tiny urgent word?
399
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,889
She is the Dragonslayer.
400
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,049
And without a Slayer to slay it,
who knows when a dragon might die'?
401
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,048
Er... decades? Longer?
402
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,570
Alright. Whoa!
403
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,045
I was just testing you!
404
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,401
Release her, you idiots!
Bring her back
405
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,841
Don't you just love him, Jennifer?
406
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,360
A king-sized sense of humour. Sire.
407
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,688
Jennifer, I'd like to offer you a deal.
408
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,643
Ten thousand gold pieces
409
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,365
your freedom from servitude,
by order of the King...
410
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,041
I could get you a new... er...
What?
411
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,730
Er... a date with Sir Grifflon?
412
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,842
Ah yes. A date with Sir Grifflon.
413
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,851
Yowsa! Love is in the air!
414
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,727
All this for agreeing,
for Sir Grifflon to be your Assistant.
415
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,201
I mean, this is the easiest decision
you'll ever make.
416
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,881
Take a day or two
to think it over, yeah?
417
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,445
It's thinking that rocks.
418
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,970
Don't mind him.
He's a bit of a hothead.
419
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,525
He'll be peachy
once he calms down.
420
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,560
Come on.
421
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,085
So long, girlfriend.
422
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,002
Gramophones!
Cutting-edge gramophones!
423
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,291
Come and take a look!
424
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,005
You've never seen
anything like them in your life!
425
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,088
Sorry to swoop on you,
Jennifer darling, but...
426
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,441
I am in the grip of
a rather testing situation.
427
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,485
Do you remember Tiger Prawns?
428
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,921
Hello, Tiger.
You haven't changed.
429
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,246
Hello, Jennifer.
430
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,531
It's nice to see you again.
431
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,211
You too, Tiger.
432
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,046
He's been sent back.
433
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,922
Again?
434
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,961
Again.
435
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,924
Third time, actually.
436
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,849
And if I can't get him placed
somewhere by nightfall
437
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,484
the King's men will take him.
438
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,444
But the good news is I have found
somewhere that will have him.
439
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,289
A television station, no less.
440
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,562
Oh... Oh. er... Stop.!
441
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,089
Hereford news can now reveal
442
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,169
that the girl who will slay the dragon
is a teenage indentured orphan
443
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,567
known by the name of
Jennifer Strange.
444
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,491
Come back soon
for our exclusive interview with her!
445
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,009
An exclusive television interview
is their price?
446
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,644
For taking him. Yes.
447
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,641
Despite him being
very, very irritating
448
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,481
I really don't want to lose this one
to the Troll Wars.
449
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,408
We both know
you'll help him, Jennifer.
450
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,249
You're too kind for your own good.
451
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,367
Testing... testing...
452
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,400
Everyone alright?
Everyone happy?
453
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,965
Yep.
- Happy. happy, happy? Great.
454
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,400
Those bags! Were you asleep?
455
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,209
This is a lot of people.
456
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,368
They've started camping
along the border.
457
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,528
Everyone wants to be in pole position
to claim some land
458
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,925
once the nasty thing's dead.
459
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,371
That "thing" is called Maltcassion.
460
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,845
Yeah, that's nice, right. Sit down.
461
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,165
Okay, everyone, we're on,
in five, four, three...
462
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,160
Wait! I don't even know
what I'm supposed to be...
463
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,084
Hermione Twizzle here
on the border of the Dragonlands
464
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,841
for a super-special,
super-exclusive, little chat
465
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,884
with the girl who's going to kill
a dragon on Sunday.
466
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,451
I know the crowd here
is crazy to meet her.
467
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,881
It's Jennifer Strange, everybody!
468
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,411
Okay! Settle down, everyone.
469
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,364
Okay, first question.
And it's a big one.
470
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,321
What are you going to wear
to kill the dragon?
471
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,009
Is it like a really nasty,
bulky armour thing
472
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,967
or can you twin your weapons with
something cute like a mini-skirt?
473
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,169
Maybe a scarf could really help
your sword "pop"?
474
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,240
Look, I want to make this clear.
475
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,849
I'm not going to kill the dragon.
476
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,802
Not unless it violates the Pact,
which looks very unlikely.
477
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,241
But Sunday is Slay Day!
We've all made costumes.
478
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,122
Yeah!
479
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,242
Everyone should just go home
480
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,009
and stop hoping for
the death of the dragon.
481
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,130
It's the soul of magic!
482
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,691
What the hell are you doing?
483
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,406
Give them what they want!
484
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,249
The dragon's a goner!
485
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,044
She's just playing with you.
486
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,241
I am not!
487
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,725
Don't you chicken out!
488
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,923
Killing that dragon's my only chance
of getting some land!
489
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,851
I dream of building
a pay-by-the-hour car park!
490
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,208
You cow!
491
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,930
Hey, if we kill her,
then we get a new Slayer!
492
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,922
Jennifer!
- Take Tiger to Zambini Towers!
493
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,161
Tell them he's to replace me!
494
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,963
Moobin! Moobin, where are you?
What are you doing?
495
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,361
Look!
496
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,046
What is it?
497
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,404
It's the note that Zambini wrote.
498
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,965
Or rather tried to write.
499
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,650
"My darling Jennifer"...
500
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,321
He didn't get very far, did he'?
- Turn it over.
501
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,291
It's a receipt!
502
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,845
And the date is
the day he disappeared.
503
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,248
And quite possibly it's from
the last place he visited.
504
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,800
A seeing spell, perhaps?
505
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,731
If we can manage it.
506
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,765
We have to find him, Moobin.
507
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,610
I... I don't think the girl can cope
without him.
508
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,043
You're not worried about her,
are you, Tilly?
509
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,801
Of course not!
510
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,365
I'm a bit worried about her.
511
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,164
Being the Dragonslayer's
a lot of pressure
512
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,602
and she's got the whole of the kingdom
bullying her into doing the deed.
513
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,962
Yes, and she is not even grown up.
514
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,602
But you're not worried about her?
- No!
515
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,401
Now, would you kindly collect
all the apparatus we need
516
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,522
and stop being such an appalling ass!
517
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,763
The last Dragonslayer seeks an audience
with the last dragon!
518
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,682
I should tell you...
I'm not here to slay you today.
519
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,762
It's not Sunday yet, is it?
520
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,204
Did you get the vision too'?
521
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,730
Dragons have a talent for visions.
522
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:54,286
Now, tell me, what brings you here
so prematurely?
523
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,765
My employer, the Great Zambini,
has been magically trapped.
524
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,042
But I thought,
with you being the soul of magic...
525
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,840
Please.
526
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,248
I'll give you anything you want
if you'll help me.
527
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,688
He was like a father to me.
528
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,882
I'd sooner roast than stop trying.
529
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,206
Bold.
530
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:24,891
Perhaps ours will be
a glorious battle after all.
531
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,809
There will be no battle.
532
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,282
Now, will you help me?
533
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:37,046
That kind of magic would tax
even the most powerful young dragons.
534
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,281
My time is nearly over.
535
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,001
I am old and my magic is weak.
536
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,804
I cannot help.
537
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,930
You will face me on Sunday.
538
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,966
No.
539
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,442
I would never end magic!
540
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,643
If you fail to face me, Dragonslayer
541
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,090
then magic will destroy the kingdom.
542
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,370
Everyone you love will perish.
543
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,569
That is the truth.
544
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,402
Jennifer! Jennifer! I need you!
545
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,044
Now, you get down, you.
546
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,726
Ee, Gods!
What have you sent us?
547
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,168
I thought we might need
an orphan to tend the house
548
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,326
while I'm the Dragonslayer.
549
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,207
Where's Moobin?
550
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,207
Moobin?
551
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,449
This boy... I told him
to get tea and gin and biscuits.
552
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,084
And that's what she got.
553
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,407
All mixed up together in a tea cup!
554
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,330
The last of the biscuits!
Nearly the end of the gin!
555
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,284
I tried it. Now I'm all spinny.
556
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,167
Tiger, you shouldn't be drinking gin.
557
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,804
It might be the biscuits.
558
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,684
Now... who wants to fight
or dance?
559
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,645
Well! This creature is a crisis
in human form!
560
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,411
I don't care
if you are the Dragonslayer
561
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,363
I want a better service than this
562
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,131
otherwise I'm sending both of you
back to the orphanage!
563
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,643
Yes, it's a sword, but it's
also a nail file and a mascara!
564
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,569
Magic is being very strange.
565
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,364
I'll put Tiger Prawns to bed.
566
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,163
See if you can find a pillow for him.
567
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,848
He's going to have a cracking head
in the morning.
568
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,970
And he'll deserve it!
569
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:52,244
It's been a very, very long day.
570
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,887
Oh...
571
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,887
I spent a serious amount
of my boyhood
572
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,606
trying to turn this into
a self-replenishing biscuit tin.
573
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,523
And now,
with magic on the rise again
574
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,927
I thought why not dust off the dream?
575
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,644
Rather foolish of me, I know.
576
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,481
Is there something on your mind,
Miss Dragonslayer?
577
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,445
How much of Hereford do you think
it'd be okay to destroy
578
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,608
in order to save one person?
579
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,409
That's a wonderful question.
580
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,683
It's one I've asked myself
many, many times.
581
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:55,962
I think I could allow someone to, erm,
destroy, say, a fifth of my kingdom
582
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,287
for someone they really loved.
583
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,567
But not the whole thing?
584
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,807
That'd be pushing it a little bit,
wouldn't it?
585
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,320
It's nearly midnight.
586
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,045
If we're gonna do a seeing spell,
we ought to go.
587
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,922
What?
588
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,281
The thing Zambini dropped
was a receipt.
589
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,963
We think we know where he was
the day that he disappeared.
590
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,405
You sure this is the right place?
591
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,840
This is the StuffCo branch
that was on the receipt.
592
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,046
But it's closed.
593
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,970
Oh! Oh, I can see that
with my own eyes!
594
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,490
Bloody stupid observation!
595
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,046
Anyway, that's what
a seeing spell is for.
596
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,560
Provided you're standing
in the right acre
597
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,807
the spell can show you
events from the past.
598
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,727
Sirius in the ascendancy, Tilly.
599
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,000
Focus, Moobin.
600
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,161
Zambini's“ final
601
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,170
before he disappeared.
602
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,970
Oh, there!
603
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,451
Oh, by Shandar, that was quick!
604
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,770
It's not him, Jennifer.
605
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,247
It's just a vision of
what once was.
606
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,044
- No, no, no!
607
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,531
Did the spell break?
608
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,527
No, it did not.
609
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,641
So where did he go?
610
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,206
He disappeared,
and right on this spot.
611
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,410
And he tried to run.
612
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,648
Trapped,
by persons of vast magical power.
613
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,886
In a bloody supermarket,
of all places.
614
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,526
Jennifer?
615
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,891
Go back to sleep.
616
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,763
But I need my luggage.
617
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,046
My first night here,
I couldn't sleep either.
618
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,163
Because I was used to you
and the others all snoring next to me
619
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,770
and it was too quiet here.
620
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,811
But I didn't want to complain,
so I just lay here awake.
621
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,481
And in the morning,
he saw I was tired
622
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,522
and I think he figured out why
623
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,324
"Jennifer...
624
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,124
if you're to live with three old farts
625
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,401
you ought to have something younger
to boss around...
626
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,129
And then one day, by the border stones,
he gave me the Quarkbeast.
627
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,128
And he let him sleep in my room
628
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,403
even though Lady Mawgon called it
a travesty of hygiene.
629
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,049
I think I'd always wondered
what it was like to have a mum or a dad.
630
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,922
But you don't like
to think about that.
631
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,611
But then it was in that first week
632
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,402
I was in the garden
with my new Quarkbeast
633
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,090
trying to make him sit
634
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,724
with Zambini standing there
laughing at me
635
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,522
and I suddenly realized...
636
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,568
Oh.. right.
637
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,567
So this is what it's like.
638
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,724
It's exactly this.
639
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,244
And I burst into tears
640
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,850
and he came over
and he picked me up
641
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,405
and he hugged me.
642
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,806
And I just knew that one day
when I'd be grown up
643
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,571
and free to leave,
I wouldn't want to leave him.
644
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,966
Not ever.
645
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,761
Do you understand?
646
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,082
Just like I love my Polar bear?
647
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,330
Something like that.
648
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,685
Now go back to sleep.
649
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,805
Goodnight, candle.
650
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,121
Can I ask you...
651
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,289
Did you only bring me home
because my name was on that sword?
652
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,926
Am I just some part
of some plan of yours?
653
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,005
Because I thought...
654
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,528
I sort of hoped I might be...
655
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,810
I can't hear anything!
656
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,685
Please, I can't hear you!
657
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,287
Yes?
658
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,527
You did a rewiring job
for my client.
659
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,961
She's suing you
for 500 gold pieces.
660
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,365
Suing us?
661
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,209
Send the money
to the address in that envelope.
662
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,811
We already have nothing.
Now we'll have even less!
663
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,001
Oh, sorry. If I may?
664
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,769
Are you not together?
- Oh, no, no, no.
665
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,801
No, far from it.
666
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,649
I'm your new Assistant,
Miss Strange.
667
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,726
Do I know you?
668
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,046
Yeah. Erm, we...
669
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,805
We were orphans together.
670
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,441
Gordon.
671
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,847
Um... G... G... Gordon.
672
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,962
I was bit older.
A bit shy...
673
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,250
Erm, I took the liberty of visiting
the site of the accident
674
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,281
and I have questions.
675
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,729
Your client had a duty of care
to these wizards.
676
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,286
Did she take precautions
to shield them from distractions?
677
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,210
My client's home was destroyed...
- Hmm, I'll assume the answer is no.
678
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,651
Are you 18, Miss Strange?
679
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,050
No. You see, Miss Strange is
therefore not old enough
680
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,127
to legally sign a contract
681
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,482
invalidating any contract that your client
believes she has with this agency.
682
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,126
Consequently, I cite
the 1743 Act of Magical Licensing
683
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,090
indemnifying wizards
against casual magical damage.
684
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,969
Finally - this.
685
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,486
I'll give your client one clay to withdraw
suit, apologise, indemnify and recant
686
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:35,965
or I'll sue you!
687
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:38,720
Hmm!
688
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,806
Um... Your new Official Assistant?
689
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,806
Welcome aboard, Gordon!
- Ah!
690
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,471
Touche'. Well, I'll be
at the Dragon Station,
691
00:47:50,496 --> 00:47:52,246
just catching up on the paperwork.
Ciao.
692
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,486
I can't pay you.
693
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,171
Oh, I'll just take a cut
of the merchandising.
694
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,606
What in the name of Shandar
is "merchandising"?
695
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,166
Aha! It's happened! By Shandar!
696
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,200
What is it?!
697
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,170
I think it's a custard cream.
698
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,366
I just waggled me finger,
then this lot happened!
699
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:24,450
Moobin! I do not wish to go to my grave
decapitated by a ginger nut!
700
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:28,166
I can't stop it.
The magic's out of control.
701
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,449
Maybe if magic ends
it goes out with a bang.
702
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,331
Well, why aren't we all drinking tea,
for goodness' sake?!
703
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,330
Can the death of the dragon
make magic unstable?
704
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,481
Zambini'd know, wouldn't he?
- He would.
705
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,882
We need his notebooks.
We need to open his study.
706
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,491
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Nothing will open that door.
707
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,682
We've tried magic, and pliers.
708
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:04,450
I recently inherited a sword
that's extremely good at cutting things.
709
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,520
Oh!
710
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,128
No one's done the accounts
in about 300 years.
711
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,161
I'm having a great time.
712
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,009
Well... thank you, Gordon.
- Oh!
713
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,840
There you are!
714
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,565
Let's see how this handles a lock.
715
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:47,760
Gordon?
716
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,406
The Slayer must die!
717
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,124
We weren't properly introduced.
718
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,247
I'm Jennifer Strange
and this is Gordon.
719
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,850
The wizard Blacklock.
720
00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,483
I've been chased by a mob,
threatened with royal execution
721
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,648
and now shot at with magical arrows.
722
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,768
I'm not exaggerating when I say
it's been a difficult few days.
723
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,402
So give me a compelling reason
not to chop your hands off.
724
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,162
You're going to kill the dragon.
725
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,089
The last dragon.
That is a terrible crime.
726
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,640
Put your hands out.
727
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:24,284
If you're gonna take my hands,
you'd better take my head as well.
728
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,165
I'd rather die than live
in a world without magic.
729
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,131
I've been trying my hardest
not to kill the dragon!
730
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,723
But even Maltcassion seems...
731
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,922
to want me to show up
with a sword this Sunday.
732
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,328
But... you're the Dragonslayer.
733
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,926
That's just my job title.
It's not my opinion.
734
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,208
My employer loved dragons.
735
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,451
He might have died for them.
736
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,764
So if anyone tries
to slay the dragon on Sunday
737
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,564
they're gonna have to get past me first.
738
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,324
You, young lady,
are completely wonderful.
739
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,922
I'm so sorry I tried to kill you.
740
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,121
You tried quite hard!
741
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,481
Well, I should have taken you out
for a coffee or something first.
742
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,487
Asked you a few questions.
743
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,763
But no. Stupid old Blacklock
goes charging in with his bow and arrow...
744
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,124
Apology accepted.
Oh!
745
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,447
Oh. isn't he lovely?
746
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,011
Hey!
747
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,804
Do you like that?
Do you?
748
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,841
What should I do?
I want to honour Shandar's Pact.
749
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,281
But...
- Remember, Shandar forged the Pact
750
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,561
not for justice but for gold.
751
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:45,329
He may have been a great wizard
but he was also a greedy man.
752
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,966
You can't say that about Shandar!
753
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,480
Before the Pact,
there were hundreds of dragons.
754
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:53,730
Now just one remains
and he never leaves his own lands.
755
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,249
Something is rotten there.
756
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,648
Be sure to camp out, the perfect spot
757
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:12,129
so tomorrow you can be in prime position
to claim some land!
758
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,721
Tomorrow is Slay Day!
759
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,321
Last chance to grab your
"Slay Day is my Pay Day" souvenirs
760
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,330
t-shirts, tankards and pencils!
761
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,886
Roll up for your t-shirts,
tankards and pencils.
762
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:29,131
I have t-shirts in large, extra large
and extra, extra, extra large...
763
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,162
not that you need it, madam.
764
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,328
Feel free to come
and touch my goods...
765
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,406
This bottle is human-made.
766
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,128
But this belongs to a dragon.
767
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,720
Jen! Ah, ah, ah!
768
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,406
The Slayerette!
- Not now!
769
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,886
I have to check something.
- Ah, ah, Dragonslayer!
770
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,729
Dragonslayer, ha-ha!
771
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:26,402
No, but... you are actually under arrest
for failing to pay council tax.
772
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,530
Babes, I know!
773
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,803
But the royal accountants say that the rates
on this building have never been paid
774
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,571
and as the Official Slayer,
you are on the line for that debt.
775
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,368
You owe 2,000 gold pieces.
776
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,409
Let me go!
- Babes, babes. Come on.
777
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,250
You get this isn't me, right?
778
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,681
I'm more of a fizzy wine
and sunsets kinda guy.
779
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,163
These guys are going to torture you
and I hate that.
780
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,320
Just make me your Official Assistant
and all this goes away.
781
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,726
Excuse me? Sir Grifflon?
Erm... We do have the money.
782
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,171
We just need to collect it.
783
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,521
Erm... Sword handling is a perk
of being the Official Assistant.
784
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,881
- I'm told it's a coveted role.
- Yes.
785
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,760
Right.
786
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:29,409
Thank you, Gordon.
Let's get our... very many gold pieces.
787
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,080
You won't find fresher in StuffCo!
788
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,281
Sir Grifflon!
Oh my God, we love you so much!
789
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,287
Whoa!
- Thank you! Thank you!
790
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,089
Oi, Slayer.
Trying to not kill that dragon?
791
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,240
Ain't right.
792
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,689
You sorting her out, Sir G?
- Oh, everything's peachy, ladies.
793
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,041
Alright, look,
into the Wonderbarn, please.
794
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,521
Ah... fans!
795
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,803
I love them.
796
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,205
They're all real people to me,
you know?
797
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,240
Get lost!
798
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:05,961
The girl did have a point, though.
799
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:10,528
You are, you are a born Dragonslayer,
Jennifer, not a dragon-hugger. Ha-ha!
800
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,290
Why not drop this ridiculous Charade
801
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,766
about having 2,000 gold pieces
802
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,643
ditch the geek and slay the dragon
803
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,763
with a proper, hotter Assistant, like me.
804
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,611
Or not! That's also fine.
805
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,210
Dragon chili chutney!
806
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,969
Oh, they're expecting us!
807
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,289
And fresh in today
808
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:35,962
our new range of Jennifer Strange
Dragonslayer merchandise.
809
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,126
Exlusive to StuffCo...
Why is my face...?
810
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,409
Trust me on this.
I'll explain later.
811
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,285
Oh, Mrs President, hello!
812
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,320
Hello, Gordon.
813
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:49,485
Here at StuffCo,
we are big fans, Jennifer.
814
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,890
There's just so most exciting brand synergy
with you and Fizzipop.
815
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,730
I mean, I ask you,
what drink could cool you down
816
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,764
after a dragon had blown fire
into your face?
817
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,491
Um, Fizzipop?
818
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,887
Exactly! In a can
or in a takeaway tankard!
819
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,566
Pop this t-shirt on.
820
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,161
No, no, no. She's fine, she's fine.
- Get off!
821
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,806
If you have a better way
to raise 2,000 gold, then speak up.
822
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,968
Merchant! Where is the King's gold?
823
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,091
Er - bring the knight his money!
824
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,761
Money! Money!
825
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,922
We have some incredible -
yes, incredible - things
826
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,724
for you here at StuffCo today.
827
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,046
One for two
on all Dragonslayer fizzy pop...
828
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,884
Yes, that's one for two...
829
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,885
I trust everything is
to your satisfaction, Sir G?
830
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:51,451
Jennifer, we need
worldwide rights for a year
831
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,724
two guest appearances
at Fizzipop events
832
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:58,925
and the t-shirt does need to stay on
until the end of Slay Day.
833
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,200
Agreed?
834
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,480
Always a pleasure, Gordon.
835
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,645
Now, time to do some filming!
836
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:15,890
Tim, you ready?
I'd like you to start from here.
837
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,720
The image we're looking for, Jennifer
838
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,447
is you sheltering from the flames
behind your shield
839
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:26,246
enjoying a nice cool can
of hawthorn-flavoured Fizzipop.
840
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,365
I'm being attacked by a dragon,
but I'm pausing to enjoy a soft drink?
841
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,365
Yeah, not "enjoying"
so much as "relishing".
842
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,050
Oh, relishing is very good.
843
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:38,481
Really savour those bubbles,
Miss Strange.
844
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,649
And the line, Miss Strange,
is written on the inside of your shield.
845
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,769
Slaying a dragon?
First I'll drain my flagon.
846
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,007
A flagon of Fizzipop!
847
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,442
Sold! Somebody get me a can!
848
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,046
Sorry, was...
was just tying off the paperwork.
849
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,289
Hey, on the upside, you're not being
tortured in King Snodd's jail.
850
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,368
You seemed friendly
with the StuffCo lady.
851
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,724
Before I took this job with you,
I was an indentured orphan there.
852
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,810
Oh no, it's no biggie.
853
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,411
No, it feels like
half the kingdom works with them.
854
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:24,284
Look, the StuffCo President's
a good woman.
855
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,966
She looked after me
856
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,281
when she could have just treated me
like any other orphan.
857
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,251
It might sound... slushy to say it
858
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,805
but she was like a mother to me.
859
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,486
We're lucky, you know.
860
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,884
To have been indentured servants
for people who were kind to us.
861
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,765
Zambini treated me like...
862
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,690
Well...
- on.
863
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,846
He loved you.
864
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,406
Tomorrow I'm going to fail him.
- No, you won't.
865
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,728
I've tried to find him.
I've tried everything.
866
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,560
Something about this situation is off,
I can feel it in my gut
867
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,490
but I can't see what to do,
I can't see what the right thing...
868
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,520
Jennifer!
869
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:06,320
Jennifer..
870
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,649
Tomorrow, just stay away
from the Dragonlands.
871
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,640
If your instinct is not to kill the dragon,
then go with that.
872
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,968
If you think that'd make Zambini proud,
then ignore the pressure.
873
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,162
Refuse to go.
They can't make you.
874
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,681
I believe in you.
875
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,891
Oh... Oh, I'm sorry.
876
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,764
I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have...
- I'd better go home.
877
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,408
Say my goodbyes
before the King cuts my head off.
878
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,487
Yeah.
879
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,251
Well, look, I'll be at Dragonslayer HQ
if you need me.
880
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:44,770
Just fending off bad guys.
881
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,320
Thanks.
882
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,600
I mean...
883
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:51,651
Just thanks.
- Oh!
884
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,565
Erm, yeah, I...
885
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,729
What the hell is this?
886
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,690
I don't want money!
887
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,131
I want a bigger kingdom
888
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,927
and for that,
I'll need a dead dragon!
889
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,725
I know, it was a serious surprise
when they paid up.
890
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,406
None of us saw that one boomeranging back
in our faces, did we'?
891
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,249
Stocks.
- Socks!
892
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,566
The King requires socks!
893
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,080
Bring him the most comfortable socks
ever knitted!
894
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,485
Stocks!
- What?
895
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,090
For you, Sir Grifflon!
896
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,004
I'm gonna throw coins in your face
until I feel better!
897
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,804
Sire! I do actually have - get off!
898
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,450
I do actually have a Plan D
899
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,528
if you just let me lay it out...
900
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,642
Right in the face!
- Hmm!
901
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,565
He was fixing this.
902
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:18,840
What is it?
903
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,164
Something he made for my birthday.
904
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,762
I found something Zambini never had -
905
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,768
a piece of a real dragon.
906
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:59,640
Tiger, the Dragonlands
aren't just closed to humans.
907
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,085
The dragons can't leave.
908
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:05,921
It's their prison.
909
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,323
But if the dragons can't violate the Pact
910
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,364
what's the point in having
a Dragonslayer to oversee it?
911
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:18,848
Why would the dragons
help Shandar build their own prison?
912
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:22,850
We're missing something
913
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,770
something Shandar must have known
about the dragons...
914
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:26,800
a secret.
915
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,683
I thought there'd be something in here.
916
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:34,605
Something that would save him.
917
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,645
It's Slay Day, everybody!
918
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,722
We're counting down until midday
919
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:58,401
at which time the prophecy says
Jennifer Strange
920
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:00,647
the Official Fizzipop Dragonslayer
921
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:03,604
will finally get her slay going on!
922
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,802
Who's going to grab that dragon treasure?
923
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,962
Who's going to claim some land?
924
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,489
Magic's gone insane.
925
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,724
I think the world's ending.
926
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,525
Can I get you some tea?
927
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,251
Oh, great.
928
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,364
It's Slay Day.
929
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,843
Either the crowd will lynch me
or the King will arrest me.
930
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,322
If they put you in the dungeons
can I repaint your room?
931
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:10,129
I'd like to paint it sunflower yellow.
932
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,930
Oh my Gods. Tiger! Stay still!
- Huh?
933
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,685
Shandar's company is StuffCo.
934
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,811
You mean, the people
who are sponsoring you?
935
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,080
The company that Gordon
was an indentured orphan at.
936
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,210
The company that Zambini visited
the day he disappeared.
937
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,201
Oh gods!
938
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:11,560
Gordon?
939
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,005
Gordon, are you in here?
940
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,850
Gordon, we need to discuss
your connection to StuffCo.
941
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,482
Can you come out here, please?
942
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,282
Babes.
943
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,361
Last chance at a deal, curly-fries.
944
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:36,167
We will offer the entire kingdom resources
at your disposal
945
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,682
to find and bring back your old employer,
the Great Zambini.
946
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:43,171
Magic. Money. Soldiers.
947
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,521
The King's own Seer, Me.
948
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:50,050
All of us at your disposal
until he is safely back home.
949
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:57,366
I want to say yes.
950
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,401
Great decision!
951
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:01,205
She didn't say yes, though.
So pay attention.
952
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,082
I'd do anything to see him again.
953
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,641
But he would never agree
to a deal.
954
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,051
So I can't.
955
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:18,971
I see.
956
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:21,920
I'm sorry.
957
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,804
Yes. Me too.
958
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,041
Ah ha-ha-ha!
959
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,811
You won't kill me. You need me.
960
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,650
No, no, no, we actually...
we thought we needed you.
961
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,526
But the literature states that the Sword
must be handed to the next in line.
962
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,688
You don't need to be alive
for that part, do you?
963
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,643
Arm comes off
while you're still holding the sword
964
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,808
I remove the sword
from your severed hand
965
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:48,286
handing-over is thusly
technically completed.
966
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:49,207
Ta-da!
967
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,163
You're crazy.
- I don't think so.
968
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,125
You'll burn to pieces.
969
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,401
That is a risk I'm willing to take,
given the situation.
970
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,169
I've a lot at stake here.
971
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,685
It's actually been very stressful.
972
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:02,490
Oi, you, here!
Leave my sword!
973
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,368
Tiger!
- Jennifer!
974
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,361
Jennifer!
975
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,447
Your little friend is headed off
to the Troll Wars.
976
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:11,686
And you could have had it all.
977
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:12,607
Get in there...
978
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,404
Shut up and fight!
979
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:17,681
Stop running away then!
980
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:18,801
Jennifer!
981
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,850
You're gonna regret this, boy.
982
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,524
Jennifer!
983
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,762
This is a big day for me.
984
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,962
I finally get to kill a girl!
985
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,128
Then I'll become the Slayer,
kill the dragon
986
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,925
take his treasure,
knock King Snodd off his throne
987
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,282
and then boom,
back in time for supper.
988
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,050
A King's Supper!
989
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,201
Great, getting in the car.
990
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,527
This is your big plan, is it?
Sitting in the car?
991
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,847
No. This is my plan.
992
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,808
Go! Get her!
993
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:05,640
Jennifer!
994
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,165
Hush. Hush. Hush.
- No, you have to listen to me -
995
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,645
No, no, no, you listen to me.
996
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,560
Just stand perfectly still
and don't say a word.
997
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,529
You there, crone! Where is the girl?
998
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,404
Oh, sir, I seen her go past the house
about two minutes ago.
999
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:24,646
Heading for the Dragonlands.
1000
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,289
You are lucky I don't gut you
just for knowing her.
1001
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:33,924
Make for the Dragonlands.
1002
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,280
You can breathe again now.
1003
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,205
How did you do that?
1004
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,126
A glamour.
1005
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,124
They didn't even see your car.
1006
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,847
Which has ruined my petunias.
1007
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,850
Moobin's at the boundary stones.
1008
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,882
He thinks the world may end at noon
1009
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,321
so I've come back
for the last of the gin.
1010
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,761
Are all here,
hoping to claim free real estate.
1011
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:03,089
The question on everyone's minds is...
Where is our Dragonslayer?
1012
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,441
With one hour to go,
the mood here is anxious
1013
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,642
as almost the whole kingdom
has accumulated
1014
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,330
at the Dragonlands border.
1015
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,530
If I don't slay it...
1016
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,320
They'll kill us.
1017
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,844
They took Tiger.
1018
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,687
But if I do kill the dragon,
then magic might end forever and...
1019
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,049
I don't know what to do!
1020
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,246
Oh...
1021
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:39,691
There, there.
1022
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,369
Oh, hell's teeth...
1023
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,648
You're afraid of letting him down,
aren't you?
1024
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:55,049
Somehow he might come back
and think the worse of you.
1025
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,408
I'm doing everything wrong.
1026
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,366
I know he only gave me a home
because I'm the last Dragonslayer.
1027
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:09,006
Did you know?
1028
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,243
Let me show you the note he wrote.
1029
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:17,930
It didn't say anything.
1030
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,167
Ah, it did and it didn't.
1031
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,722
Zambini is a very clever man
1032
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:25,047
and he wrote
the most important words first.
1033
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:29,085
You see, he didn't write
"do this" or "try that".
1034
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,761
He wrote "My darling Jennifer".
1035
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,451
Because he wanted you know
that he was thinking of you
1036
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:39,850
and that he loves you
1037
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,524
and that was the most important message
he could send.
1038
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,850
Never mind all the original plans.
1039
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,884
He loved you.
1040
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:52,686
Didn't have to.
1041
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,767
Plenty wouldn't.
1042
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,240
But he did.
1043
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:57,886
You really have to believe me.
1044
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:02,931
Jennifer..
1045
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:05,684
Do what you think is right.
1046
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,166
So Gordon,
tell us why you're here today.
1047
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,563
Er, my boss Jennifer is a coward
1048
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,809
so it falls to me, the Slayer's
Official Assistant, to kill the dragon.
1049
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,571
Oh, erm, big shout-out
to my employers at StuffCo
1050
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,841
from their new President
of Marketing and Spying.
1051
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,644
Love you, guys!
1052
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,490
Gordon! Gordon! Gordon!
1053
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,251
I have to stop him.
1054
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:31,687
What about Tiger?
1055
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,768
Leave Tiger to me.
He's my property.
1056
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:36,371
And nobody steals from a lady wizard
1057
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,688
when she's on
the best bloody form of her life.
1058
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,326
Ah ha-ha!
1059
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:19,040
Reload!
1060
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,560
Fire!
1061
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:38,681
Fire!
1062
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:27,640
Fire!
1063
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,000
Blacklock!
1064
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,280
Hold tight.
1065
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:43,280
Oh...
1066
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,640
Bolt!
1067
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,810
Oh ho-ho!
1068
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,760
Like shooting a duck in a barrel. Eh?
1069
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,768
Oh, it must be great to work for me.
1070
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:13,361
Come on, we need to...
1071
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:26,881
Wait here. I'll find help.
1072
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,086
Save magic.
1073
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,491
Save the dragon.
1074
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,322
It's the Slayer!
1075
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,285
Jennifer!
1076
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,891
So long, girlfriend.
1077
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,490
On, Jennifer!
1078
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:42,600
Gordon... I'm coming for you.
1079
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:53,329
Ever seen a troll eat, boy?
They eats bones like cows eats grass.
1080
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:58,086
At least they can't possibly smell
as bad as you two do.
1081
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:03,162
I'll have a word with the squadron.
Send you to the front line.
1082
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,247
Stop!
1083
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,202
You have my property in that wagon.
1084
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:10,291
I want it back now,
this very bloody minute.
1085
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,610
Unlock that cage
or face the consequences.
1086
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,648
Out of my way, old lady.
1087
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:19,327
I am not old!
1088
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,883
Thank you, Lady Mawgon.
1089
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:51,686
Rang for my tea this morning,
nobody came! So here I am.
1090
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,809
What happened to Jennifer?
1091
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,165
Gordon...
1092
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,047
Jennifer?
1093
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,090
Shh!
1094
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:10,928
Jennifer, you're running out of rocks
to hide behind.
1095
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:14,608
The day Zambini disappeared.
1096
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:16,483
Who did he meet from StuffCo?
1097
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:18,490
Well, the President herself.
1098
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,807
The woman you met
at the Fizzipop sponsorship.
1099
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,204
Why would Shandar's own company
try to get rid of a wizard?
1100
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:28,484
Dear old Zambini, far too interested
in dragons and their secrets
1101
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:31,285
he came perilously close
to guessing how to save them.
1102
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,766
But anyway, magic is ending!
1103
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,529
Money is where the game is now.
1104
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:36,686
Selling things to people.
1105
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:38,802
And I'm quite the salesman, aren't I'?
1106
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:42,925
"Oh Jennifer, I too was an orphan
with a kindly employer..."
1107
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:47,487
StuffCo's gold just bought me
a villa with a sea view.
1108
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:51,529
Gold also buys
copper-plated explodi-tips.
1109
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,562
Perfect for killing magical creatures.
1110
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:59,321
Also effective on teenage girls.
1111
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,321
When I run, you run.
1112
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:22,528
And if I fall over,
you keep going.
1113
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,400
No!
1114
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:47,007
Leave him alone!
1115
01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:50,930
Time for you to die, Miss Strange.
1116
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,970
I'm on a tight schedule here.
1117
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:55,522
Before you die,
I ought to thank you.
1118
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,244
The day you made me your Apprentice
1119
01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,362
you gave me the keys
to the entire Dragonlands.
1120
01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:04,006
'Cause if you weren't my Assistant,
you couldn't be here.
1121
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,326
Touche'.
1122
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:06,360
Gordon.
1123
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,211
You're not my Assistant any more.
1124
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:11,402
You're fired. Officially.
1125
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:12,640
What?
1126
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:13,800
No!
1127
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,451
Magic is going bonkers
at the boundary stones today
1128
01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:59,689
with purple flashes of light
whizzing out of the Dragonlands.
1129
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,769
Purple being the colour
that's in vogue this season.
1130
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:23,242
The magic's out of control.
1131
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:26,328
What happens if the dragon lives?
1132
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:28,647
I believe the prognosis is troubling.
1133
01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,206
Erm... the end of Hereford... and...
1134
01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:41,685
Erm...
1135
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:45,125
I order this to stop?
1136
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,048
The hour has arrived!
1137
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:28,331
You haven't violated the Dragon Pact.
1138
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:31,603
In fact, you can't leave
the Dragonlands, can you?
1139
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,963
Slay or be slain.
1140
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,049
It's your destiny as the Dragonslayer!
1141
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,447
The Dragon Pact is a lie
and you know it.
1142
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:40,891
You're a prisoner here!
1143
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:44,284
Die then!
1144
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:02,808
Do you want to die?
1145
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:06,328
I want to live.
1146
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,321
But there are rules.
1147
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:59,364
You must fulfill your destiny
or the world ends.
1148
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:03,122
Magic has become too unstable.
1149
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:07,651
Look at them.
1150
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:11,889
All waiting for you to die
just so they can get rich.
1151
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,090
Are they worth saving?
1152
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:15,761
No.
1153
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:18,246
Is that what Zambini would say?
1154
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:31,167
If I slay you, and magic ends
1155
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:34,483
I'll never see him again.
1156
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:39,008
That is the nature of great sacrifice.
1157
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:41,728
To give up your dearest desire
1158
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:44,764
for the sake of people
to whom you owe very little.
1159
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,961
There. Your human property
has been damaged.
1160
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,923
The Pact is violated.
1161
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,921
Now play your part.
1162
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,167
I can't not see him again.
1163
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,164
It is time.
1164
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:09,283
Fight, or see your world destroyed.
1165
01:29:16,240 --> 01:29:17,730
I'm sorry.
1166
01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:55,840
Oh, Jennifer.
1167
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,121
Wage!
1168
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:14,600
I'm gonna be rich!
1169
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,880
- I thought she killed it!
- I thought it was dead!
1170
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:38,489
There's a Pact, ain't there?
- Yeah!
1171
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,769
So they can't hurt us!
- No!
1172
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:51,406
Move!
1173
01:30:57,320 --> 01:31:00,688
Yar! Like shooting penguins
in an ice rink, that was!
1174
01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:10,571
Reload. Reload!
1175
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,730
We will find her, won't we?
1176
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:54,125
Yes, of course we will!
1177
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:56,367
Don't ask such ridiculous questions.
1178
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:30,125
I'm so sorry.
1179
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,126
Whatever for?
1180
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,605
I failed him.
1181
01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:37,525
I killed the dragon.
1182
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:42,726
Jennifer. There are young dragons
flying above the sky in Herefordshire.
1183
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:45,047
Not only alive, but free.
1184
01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:53,610
I don't understand.
1185
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:56,405
Whatever you did,
it was well done.
1186
01:33:56,440 --> 01:33:59,603
Yes. One is almost proud of you.
1187
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:02,643
Maggie's on the up-and-up as well.
1188
01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:06,845
And where there's magic there's always
hope of bringing Zambini back.
1189
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:10,650
You done well, little one.
You done well.
1190
01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:13,163
I didn't bring him back, though, did I?
1191
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:18,207
And between us and him
is the greatest wizard of all time
1192
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:20,402
in league with
the most-powerful supermarket.
1193
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,003
I don't feel hopeful.
1194
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:26,005
I'm sorry.
1195
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:28,640
Excuse me.
1196
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,525
Where's the Quarkbeast?
1197
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:18,883
Best give her some space.
1198
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,960
Ooh, tea.
- Oh yes.
1199
01:35:23,440 --> 01:35:24,885
Three lumps, please.
1200
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:26,851
I'll give you one.
1201
01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:28,689
Sugar's not good
for the pancreas.
1202
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,164
It's not me doing that.
1203
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:39,440
That's interesting.
1204
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:19,445
Ow!
1205
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:32,169
My darling Jennifer.
1206
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:44,931
There are dragons again.
1207
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:47,681
I know.
1208
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:51,324
I owe them my thanks
for seeing you again now.
1209
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:54,401
Quite remarkable.
1210
01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:56,121
I know!
1211
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,481
Come and look at them.
- No, no, no. I mean you, Jennifer.
1212
01:36:59,920 --> 01:37:01,649
You see, the night we met
1213
01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:04,524
I only really came
to seek out the last Dragonslayer.
1214
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,080
But soon I found that,
quite by accident
1215
01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:10,282
I had instead brought home
a daughter.
1216
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:14,490
And you really are
quite remarkable, Jennifer.
1217
01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:17,801
I'm so very, very, very proud of you.
1218
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:25,931
I think dragons are reborn
by being slain in combat.
1219
01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:30,568
Shandar's border stones
kept soldiers away from them
1220
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:32,807
so they started dying
from old age instead.
1221
01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:34,251
That's an interesting theory.
1222
01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:36,840
I think that's why Maltcassion wanted me
to fight him. I think...
1223
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:41,090
How long do we have?
1224
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:49,007
I'll find a way to bring you home.
- No, you mustn't.
1225
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:51,884
These are dangerous
and powerful people, Jennifer
1226
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:54,971
and I would rather be lost forever
than ever see you come to any harm.
1227
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,650
Now will you promise me?
1228
01:37:58,160 --> 01:37:59,160
No.
1229
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:43,841
Ahem...
1230
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:45,242
Yes?
1231
01:38:45,280 --> 01:38:50,002
Mr Grieves would like to discuss
17 new Wonderbarn openings with you.
1232
01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:52,042
Let's give him 10 minutes after lunch.
1233
01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:57,050
And a Miss Jennifer Strange
has requested a meeting with you?
1234
01:38:58,040 --> 01:39:02,682
Yes, erm, I think not.
1235
01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:10,560
There's a note.
1236
01:39:11,560 --> 01:39:12,607
What does it say?
1237
01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:13,640
It says...
1238
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:18,886
I insist.
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