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But why do they still call
Batman using the Bat-Signal?
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Wouldn't it just be, like,
easier to text him?
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The Bat-Signal isn't
just to alert Batman,
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it's also to strike fear
in the hearts of his enemies
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and let them know
he's coming.
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Sort of like Sheldon's knock.
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Comparing me to Batman?
I'll take it.
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If we don't do anything,
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how long do you think
they'll talk about Batman?
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Well, I've know them
for 11 years, so... 11 years.
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I believe they do text him.
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The-The Bat-Signal is linked
to his phone via Bluetooth.
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Has that been
in the comics?
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No, it's just what I believe.
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All right, I'm putting
a stop to this.
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If you knew how,
why'd you wait 11 years?
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Hey, guys, guess what?
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Today at work, I found out
I am going to meet Bill Gates.
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Sorry, Leonard,
you and Penny had a good run.
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I'm not leaving him
for Bill Gates.
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You sure? I-I bet
his Internet's really fast.
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How did this happen?
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Well, his foundation
is looking to partner
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with a pharmaceutical company to
help develop affordable vaccines
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so they asked me
to show him around.
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That's great.
When's he coming?
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Uh, he gets in on Sunday,
and Monday morning,
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I'm gonna give him a tour
of the labs and offices.
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Oh. He gets in
on Sunday, April first?
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Nice try, Penny.
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What're you
talking about?
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April Fools' Day.
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This is another one
of your classic pranks
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you try to pull on me
every year.
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Literally never
pulled a prank on you.
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Oh, really?
What about last year,
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when you sent me that e-mail
with the photo attached,
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but you didn't attach a photo.
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That was a mistake.
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Messing with me? Yes, it was.
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And this year,
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I am not falling for it.
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Sheldon, I swear...
No... what are you doing?
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Oh, you're right. He's
not coming. April fools.
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You know
what they say,
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fool me "N" times,
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where "N" equals the amount of
times you've already fooled me,
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shame on you.
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Fool me "N" plus one times,
shame on me.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
Season 11 Episode 18
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Episode Title: "The Gates Excitation"
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So you're gonna
spend a day
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with Bill Gates.
I'm a little jealous.
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Well, I'm a little nervous.
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You know, if I do a good job,
I'm hoping they'll consider me
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for a PR position
that's opening up.
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Well, if you're nervous,
I-I know a lot about him.
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I can fill you in
or maybe come along, whatever.
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I think I'll be okay.
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Well, I'm-I'm just saying,
what are you gonna do
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when he wants to talk about
high-level language interpreters
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for microcomputers?
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What are high-level language
interpreters for microcomputers?
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A way of programming computers
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using words and commands
instead of binary code.
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Oh. That's actually kind of
interesting. Tell me more.
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- Oh, well...
- That, I'll do that. Mm-hmm.
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- I didn't even see it coming.
- Yeah, well...
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You never do.
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Well, I-it's just,
he's an idol of mine
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and I would love the chance
to hang out with him.
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Look, I know you
want to meet him,
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but I can't turn this
into a social thing, okay?
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This is my job.
I really need it to go well.
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I get it, I get it.
You're right.
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Actually, I've-I've already
met him once before.
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He gave a talk at Princeton
and my mom took me.
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Oh, really?
Was he nice?
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He's super nice.
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I-I got pretty emotional
and started crying and...
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He didn't make fun
of me or anything.
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Well, you were a kid.
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Uh-huh.
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Bye, my babies,
I love you.
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We love you, too, Mommy.
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Yeah, don't do that.
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Bernadette?
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- Hi. Where you off to?
- El parque.
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El parque?
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I'm learning Spanish so I can
talk to the other nannies.
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How's that going?
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Bueno.
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Good?
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Oh...
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No bueno.
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- Thanks for coming over.
- No problem.
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Can I get you anything?
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Juice box? 'Naners?
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'Naners?
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Sorry. Mom brain.
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I think I've forgot
how to talk to grown-ups.
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I meant Ba-naners.
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You know what, I'm good.
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Okay.
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So, what are we watching?
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Bob the Builder.
I'll catch you up.
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That one's Bob.
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He's a builder.
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Isn't this a kids show?
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It's what we watch
in this house.
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Bob the Builder,
Dinosaur Train,
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and Peppa Pig, which is
both funny and meaningful.
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You want to take a break and
maybe get something to eat?
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Sure.
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Why does it not feel like
we're going?
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Hang on, I-I just want
to see if Bob can fix it.
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Yes, he can!
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Oh, hey.
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I-I folded your laundry
for you. You're welcome.
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Uh, that's not mine.
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You're saying that these
aren't yours?
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No.
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So you're saying
that I'm touching
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a stranger's underpants?
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Yes.
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And just like that,
it's the worst day of my life.
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Wait, why are you being so weird?
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It occurred to me that perhaps
you were telling the truth
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about Bill Gates and it wasn't
just part of an elaborate prank.
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What would the
prank part even be?
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I show up to meet Bill Gates
over your "objections,"
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but it's not
Bill Gates at all.
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No. It's one of those look-alikes
that you hire for a party.
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And then when
I go around
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showing everybody
the balloon animal
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that "Bill Gates" made for me,
I'll look like an idiot.
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Have you been eating
laundry detergent?
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I just need you
to tell me the truth.
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This is driving me crazy.
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Sheldon, he is really coming.
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- Is he?
- He is.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Well, now I don't know
what to believe!
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Thanks for getting me
out of the house.
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I feel like my brain
is turning to mush.
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Happy to help.
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Did I show you the video
of the kids sitting?
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Yes, you texted it to me
at 3:00 a.m.
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Thought someone was either
in jail or dead.
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I'm sorry.
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No, no, I-it gave me
something to watch
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while I tried
to go back to sleep.
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You know what?
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I don't want
to be one of those moms
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who can only talk
about her kids.
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Okay, well, I'm reading
a pretty good book.
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It's the untold story of female
artists during the Renaissance.
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Oh, I'm in the middle
of a book, too.
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It's three pages long
and floats in the bath.
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All right, we can talk
about something else.
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It also quacks
when you squeeze it.
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You should've seen Michael laugh.
I think I have a video.
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Or maybe we can't.
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Why is your screen name
"JohnWilliams"?
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Uh, because I always score.
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Hey, I think I'm gonna head to
the office for a little bit.
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- On a Sunday?
- Yeah.
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Want to make sure
I'm prepared for tomorrow.
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Do you think you could
get Bill Gates
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to sign something for me?
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Yeah, maybe, like what?
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Oh, my arm, my chest, his call.
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His call will be to the police.
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Penny, remember when
I introduced you
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to 100 calorie Dove bars
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and you said you owed me,
like, big-time?
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Guys, even if I wanted
to introduce you,
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there is no room
in his schedule.
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I mean, look.
Look at this itinerary.
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I meet him at his hotel
first thing tomorrow morning,
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then we're on the go
all day long.
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You're right.
Guys, this is her job.
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We need to respect that.
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- Thank you, honey.
- Proud of you.
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Love you.
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I totally just saw
what hotel he's staying at.
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What are we waiting
here for?
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For Penny to walk
down the stairs,
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get in her car, and drive away.
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Right, smart.
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Is that long enough?
She's pretty quick, let's go.
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What would you do
if you had a billion dollars?
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Same as Bill Gates,
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try to make the world
a better place,
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but I'd do it
in a working Iron Man suit.
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I didn't know that came
in a boys' medium.
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Th-Th-Th-This is a bad idea.
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Maybe we should go.
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- What are you talking about?
- I don't know.
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I'm just feeling guilty,
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like I'm kind of sneaking around
behind Penny's back.
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We're not doing
anything wrong.
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We're just hanging out
in a hotel lobby.
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Plenty of people
do that:
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businessmen,
high-end prostitutes.
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That's a fun new game,
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CEO or Ho.
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No, this is wrong, let's go.
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Guys, guys, that's him.
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- Be cool.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Cooler.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Uh, M-Mr. Gates, I'm-I'm
Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
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We've actually met before.
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Sorry, I don't remember.
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You were so nice, a-and
it was really special to me
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because you've been such
a big influence on my life.
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I mean, ever since
I was a little kid,
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I've looked up to you
like-like a hero.
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Oh, now I remember.
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Would you like a tissue?
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How about a hug?
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How-how about a tissue?
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Sorry I talked about
my kids the whole time.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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I mean, besides you cutting up
my meat for me,
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it was a lovely lunch.
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God. What's happening?
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I'm a smart, educated,
successful...
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"Woman"?
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I was gonna get it.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Pregnancy and childbirth
actually cause physical changes
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to the structure of your brain.
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I liked the old structure
of my brain.
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But then, I liked a lot
of my old structures.
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Well, these are
positive changes.
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Studies with rats
show that new mothers
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are more sensitive to danger,
better at multitasking
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and bolder
in the pursuit of food.
249
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,706
I did stick a couple
lamp chops in my purse.
250
00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:15,714
So that's what I was smelling.
251
00:11:17,354 --> 00:11:19,229
Look, even though your
brain is different,
252
00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:21,151
in many ways, it's better.
253
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,652
But were you bored?
254
00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:24,086
Of course not.
255
00:11:24,221 --> 00:11:25,587
You're lying.
256
00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:28,699
Which you can tell, because
your maternal brain is better
257
00:11:28,768 --> 00:11:30,800
at sensing nonverbal cues.
258
00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:33,331
Now you're just being
condescending.
259
00:11:33,948 --> 00:11:35,792
Look at you, two for two.
260
00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,156
Uh, hold the door.
Hold the door!
261
00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:51,015
Oh. Hi, Leonard.
262
00:11:51,937 --> 00:11:53,914
Didn't you hear me
yell "hold the door"?
263
00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:56,148
I did. But you know
what they say,
264
00:11:56,219 --> 00:11:58,984
"hold the door,
get robbed some more."
265
00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:01,323
No one says that.
266
00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:03,103
Oh. Well, they should,
267
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,500
because it's true,
and it rhymes.
268
00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:08,617
So where have you been?
269
00:12:08,745 --> 00:12:11,433
Actually, I met Bill Gates.
270
00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:13,336
I see.
271
00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:14,650
You're all in on it.
272
00:12:14,719 --> 00:12:16,148
Uh, nice try.
273
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,945
It's not an April
Fools' joke, Sheldon.
274
00:12:19,043 --> 00:12:21,140
I actually went to a hotel
and met him.
275
00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:23,109
Right, right. Okay, so, uh,
276
00:12:23,195 --> 00:12:27,449
"Bill Gates" was at the "hotel"
that you "went to."
277
00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:30,594
Why is "went to" in quotes?
278
00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:34,679
Fine. So "Bill Gates"
was at the "hotel"
279
00:12:34,748 --> 00:12:36,848
that you went to.
280
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,726
That's you and Bill Gates.
281
00:12:40,798 --> 00:12:41,997
It is.
282
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:45,164
- Were you crying?
- No.
283
00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:48,064
So,
284
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:50,718
it wasn't a joke, and I actually
could've met him?
285
00:12:50,795 --> 00:12:52,578
Well, he's probably still there.
286
00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:53,898
What hotel?
287
00:12:54,011 --> 00:12:55,617
The La Quinta Inn
in Thousand Oaks,
288
00:12:55,695 --> 00:12:56,782
under the name Hernandez.
289
00:12:56,851 --> 00:12:59,101
Thank you, thank you so much!
290
00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:02,484
April fools.
291
00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:08,089
Hey.
292
00:13:08,158 --> 00:13:09,191
Hey, where you been?
293
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,070
Uh, just hanging out
with the guys.
294
00:13:11,154 --> 00:13:12,265
They still mad at me?
295
00:13:12,383 --> 00:13:14,540
Uh, they were,
but then I was like, "Hey,"
296
00:13:14,609 --> 00:13:16,540
and they were like, "What?"
and I was like, "You know,"
297
00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:18,570
and they were like, "Okay."
298
00:13:20,484 --> 00:13:21,670
You're a good husband.
299
00:13:21,765 --> 00:13:23,978
Well, it's not for me to say,
but you just said it,
300
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,656
so you're probably right.
301
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,531
Well, as it turns out,
there is
302
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,485
a little reception
for Mr. Gates tomorrow night.
303
00:13:29,554 --> 00:13:31,947
I asked if I could bring you,
and they said yes.
304
00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:36,883
What?
305
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,195
Yeah, you get to meet
Bill Gates again.
306
00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:42,586
Wait,
hat do you mean "again"?
307
00:13:42,944 --> 00:13:44,784
'Cause you met him
that one time with your mom.
308
00:13:44,969 --> 00:13:46,469
Yes.
309
00:13:47,289 --> 00:13:48,812
And then again tomorrow,
310
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,781
for a total of two,
and only two times.
311
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,406
Yeah. I wonder
if he'll remember you.
312
00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:57,094
Yeah, I wonder that, too.
313
00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:00,979
The sun is losing about
314
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:04,390
six times ten to the 12th grams
per second,
315
00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:07,070
so the fraction of the mass
it loses every year
316
00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:09,651
is about ten
to the negative 13th.
317
00:14:09,906 --> 00:14:11,420
But don't worry.
318
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:15,281
It'll be millions of years
before we all freeze to death.
319
00:14:20,148 --> 00:14:22,195
Sweet dreams.
320
00:14:24,486 --> 00:14:25,686
Wow.
321
00:14:25,804 --> 00:14:28,828
Hop on Pop took
a dark turn there at the end.
322
00:14:29,624 --> 00:14:32,571
Amy made me realize that new
mothers are cognitively primed
323
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,376
to take in new information,
and I've been wasting it
324
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:37,851
making up songs
about our babies' toes.
325
00:14:38,558 --> 00:14:41,570
To be fair, I cowrote
"Pinky Toe, Pinky Toe."
326
00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:45,380
Evolution gave me this mom brain
to focus on the baby,
327
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:48,787
but I figure I can hack it to
learn all kinds of new things.
328
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,225
Well, that's great.
329
00:14:50,384 --> 00:14:52,928
Yeah. There was a problem,
and I fixed it.
330
00:14:53,052 --> 00:14:56,115
Like Bob the Builder
in that giraffe cage.
331
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,328
Spoiler alert.
332
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,216
I didn't see that one yet.
333
00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:04,528
So that's fun.
334
00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:06,714
You get to meet
Bill Gates again.
335
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:09,230
It's not fun, I'm screwed.
336
00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:11,581
It's fun for us.
337
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,191
Maybe he won't
remember you.
338
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,433
I snotted on his tie.
339
00:15:18,435 --> 00:15:20,847
Yeah, you did,
like, a lot.
340
00:15:22,378 --> 00:15:23,699
Hello, Leonard.
341
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,933
Thought I'd find you here.
342
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,925
You snake.
343
00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:30,370
What's going on?
344
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:32,089
He sent me all the way
to Thousand Oaks
345
00:15:32,158 --> 00:15:33,192
to meet Bill Gates
346
00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:35,006
when he knew full well
he wasn't staying there.
347
00:15:35,074 --> 00:15:36,894
Wha... Leonard,
that's terrible.
348
00:15:37,057 --> 00:15:38,232
Yeah, why would you do that?
349
00:15:38,301 --> 00:15:41,381
You know he's staying at the
DoubleTree in Long Beach.
350
00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:44,740
Aha!
351
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:46,217
Wait.
352
00:15:46,538 --> 00:15:48,483
How do I know
you're not tricking me?
353
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,045
We probably are.
354
00:15:51,631 --> 00:15:53,295
But what if we're not?
355
00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:56,936
You think you're so smart.
356
00:15:58,631 --> 00:16:01,569
You think I'm going to fall
for it again, don't you?
357
00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:04,670
Well, I won't.
358
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,187
Where you going?
359
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,819
Shut up.
360
00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:14,283
Aw, are you sure you can't come?
361
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,749
I want to,
but I'm just too sick.
362
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,209
Aw.
363
00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:20,773
And you really wanted
to meet him.
364
00:16:20,842 --> 00:16:22,500
I know.
And I've been trying
365
00:16:22,537 --> 00:16:23,735
to hide it so I could go,
366
00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:25,311
but I don't want
to make him sick.
367
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,514
Yeah.
368
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:30,780
Yeah, you do look
pretty pale and clammy.
369
00:16:35,144 --> 00:16:36,647
Yeah.
370
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,000
Have fun.
371
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,030
Well, feel better, okay?
372
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:50,882
No, that's just my regular
pale and clammy.
373
00:16:53,499 --> 00:16:56,616
I mean, really, the bigger
danger isn't the loss of mass.
374
00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:58,250
Instead, it will
run out of hydrogen
375
00:16:58,319 --> 00:16:59,561
to use for nuclear fuel,
376
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:02,679
swell up into a red giant,
and fry the Earth.
377
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,280
So you don't want
to split a salad?
378
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:07,625
No, thank you.
379
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,086
But speaking
of splitting things,
380
00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:11,610
did you hear about the
light-splitting greenhouse film
381
00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:13,499
that could improve
photosynthetic efficiency?
382
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,608
No.
383
00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:17,735
Just a little something I read
384
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,944
while nursing a human being
that I made.
385
00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:23,568
I'm just gonna get the chicken.
386
00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:26,538
Ah. N-E-K-C-I-H-C:
chicken backwards.
387
00:17:26,616 --> 00:17:28,679
Boom, mom brain.
388
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,241
And a whole bottle of wine.
389
00:17:35,694 --> 00:17:37,037
Whoa. Oh, oh, oh, oh!
390
00:17:37,106 --> 00:17:38,561
In your face!
391
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:47,241
Hello?
392
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,631
Aw, hey, sweetie,
how you feeling?
393
00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:52,833
Okay. I'm just resting.
394
00:17:52,943 --> 00:17:55,764
Well, I have a surprise
that might make you feel better.
395
00:17:55,847 --> 00:17:58,350
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, look who's here.
396
00:18:03,006 --> 00:18:04,928
Wait, I know you.
397
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:07,428
No, you don't.
398
00:18:08,451 --> 00:18:09,634
Yes, I do.
399
00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:12,506
You were waiting for me
at my hotel.
400
00:18:12,756 --> 00:18:14,850
You ruined my tie.
401
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,383
Wait, what?
402
00:18:16,452 --> 00:18:17,467
What's he talking about?
403
00:18:17,568 --> 00:18:21,636
Uh, he, uh... obviously,
he's kidding.
404
00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:23,179
That's a,
that's a good one, Bill.
405
00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:24,741
I got to go.
406
00:18:28,014 --> 00:18:29,717
Stupid Leonard,
407
00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:32,772
meeting stupid Bill Gates,
408
00:18:33,561 --> 00:18:35,913
without stupid me.
409
00:18:40,123 --> 00:18:41,678
Aw.
410
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,826
I am so sorry... Sheldon?
411
00:18:49,881 --> 00:18:52,170
Oh, Leonard,
I can't stay mad at you.
412
00:18:52,272 --> 00:18:53,412
Come here.
413
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:56,436
Apology accepted.
414
00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:59,326
What's for dinner?
I'm starving.
415
00:19:05,905 --> 00:19:07,692
Hola.
416
00:19:09,072 --> 00:19:12,127
____
417
00:19:13,874 --> 00:19:15,897
____
418
00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:18,481
How are you ladies doing?
419
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,037
Raise your hands
if you're bueno.
420
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,467
____
421
00:19:30,192 --> 00:19:31,973
____
422
00:19:33,328 --> 00:19:36,020
Me llamo Stuart Bloom.
423
00:19:37,336 --> 00:19:38,911
____
424
00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:41,387
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