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We come into this world alone,
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and we leave this world alone.
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In between, if we're lucky,
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we find someone we connect with.
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Hey!
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No drink in the cemetery!
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But if you want to, just go ahead.
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Dear friends, welcome to Los Angeles...
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the La-La-Land where
dreams can come true.
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And actually, mine did.
At least, for a while.
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Nowadays,
I live in the darker areas of the city,
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Its not as pretty and a lot less sunny.
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So how did a Swede like
me end up in Los Angeles
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barely making a living as
a private investigator.
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That's a story for another day.
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All you need to know for now,
is that I was broke.
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You have one new message.
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Ingmar, it's me, Bill.
You owe me $6000, motherfucker!
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With interest, that's $8000!
Pay up! Or Die!
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So there I was, in a situation where if
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I didn't get some money and get it fast
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I would lose the business I
had spent ten years building.
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But sometimes Lady Luck
smiles down on you.
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No, shit! You'll never catch me, Ingmar!
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Of course, I will, Leo.
You need to eat less. And work out more.
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What, you call me fat?
No, just calling you slow!
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You're an dick!
Leo, I'm coming to get ya.
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Oh, Leo!
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Leo!
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Wait...come back here!
Wait... Wait, timeout!
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Timeout? You making it too easy, Leo.
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I think I'm having a heart attack.
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"I'm havin a heart attack".
You're such a drama queen.
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I'm serious! I'm having a..aargh
Oh ye ye yeah
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I'm not buying it, Leo.
Come on. Stand up.
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We don't have time for this. Leo!
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Leo...?
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Shit! Live! Live! Live!
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I need the money! Leo!
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Well, that didn't turn out so well,
did it?
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With the bounty dead,
I was basically dead.
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What are you doin'?
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Ingmar, you smell strange.
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I do? Yeah, the smell of manhood.
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No, smell like failure.
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And desperation.
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Speaking of,
didn't you tell me that you had a friend
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that was gonna sell
a body part for cash?
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Yeah. He make a lot of cash.
Yeah?
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But then he died after operation.
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Terrible, painful death.
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Money pay for funeral, though.
Why you ask?
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No, no reason. I...
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Client come for you. He in your office.
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I let him in.
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Jeez.
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I am so sorry that I kept you waiting.
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You're the dick?
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Yeah, I'm the dick.
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Well, I'm a DJ, and my laptop,
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the one with all the music I've
been recording the last year,
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was stolen.
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Do you you have any
idea who might have...
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Axel.
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Axel.
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He's actually a Swede, like you.
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I'm not a Swede, I'm an ex-Swede.
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Whatever. Well, he's also a DJ.
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Used to be kind of a big deal.
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But then he couldn't handle the success.
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He went crazy.
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Aaaaaah!
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He wasn't able to make any
good music since then, so he
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stole my laptop to get some
fresh material, fucking loser
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But before I dive into your case,
I need to
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make sure that you can
pay me for my services.
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How much?
Uh.. uhm...
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Well, ten grand?
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Are you serious?
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Eih.. eight then?
Deal.
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Alright. But you think you
can get my computer back?
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I'm sorry no I don't think so..
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I know so.
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I hope you're all feeling the love..
I know I am!
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Listen. I have an idea.
Lets stop dreaming about the cars...
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and start dreaming about the stars!
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Thanks to a lead from
Theodore Axel was easy to find.
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I was surprised that he
was playing at a car lot.
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But, who am I to talk. Everybody has to
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do what they have to do to make a buck.
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What the fuck do you think you're doing?
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I'm just, opening people's hearts.
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I don't want people opening
their motherfucking hearts,
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I want people opening their
motherfucking checkbooks.
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Americans still actually write checks?
I find that so interesting.
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Shut the fuck up,
and play some real music!
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No, no, no, keep it going. I'm lovin
the music, man. I really lovin it
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No, I'm ready to buy some cars.
Ah.. thanks!
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I'm just an honest bastard, you know.
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What? You speak Swedish?
I speak Swedish.
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Not now. Well, now I do.
That I heard.
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Hey! Come back here!
Nice to meet someone from Sweden.
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Fuck you!
Thank you.
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I walked around everywhere, like crazy.
Hotels, airports...
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"Can we have sex? Yes, no, or?"
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I'm DJ, so it's crazy.
Can I give you a hug?
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Lets get some drinks down us.
It is midsummer.
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It is January..
It feels like midsummer!
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Okay.
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Do you play all the
instruments by yourself?
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Yeah.
No, I do everything on the computer.
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Wow, impressive.
Uh-huh
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You know, back in the good old
days you had to play instruments.
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It gotta be a pretty big computer.
No, its just a laptop.
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Yeah?
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Where do you keep a computer like that?
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I keep it.. I keep it.. at my hotel.
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Listen,
forget about me I wanna hear about you.
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So, what, what.. do you live here?
Yeah, yeah.
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Cool cool.
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And, what do you do?
Don't, wait, wait, let me guess.
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You are...
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retired.
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But before you retired, where..
what did you do?
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Okay guys,
one more aqua velvet for the boy...
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and another bourbon for the stuntman.
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St-St-Stuntman?
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Oh yeah kiddo,
you're sitting with a true legend.
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No way! Get outa here.
So, you're a stuntman?
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You fight and you drive
cars and jump off roofs..
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like aah-hhee-haah? Arrrarrahaah?
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Aaaaaahhh!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh I wish I too could do
something like that, you know.
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Something physical.
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Its Okay..
I feel disconnected from the real world.
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You know, like a ghost in a machine.
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Help!
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Help! I'm a ghost in a machine!
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That little Swedish guy
reminded me of my last girlfriend.
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She talked too much and
couldn't handle liquor.
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Hey... do you know what I think? I think
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that something has brought us together.
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Like, I..
I think you're here to save me from
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the digital world into
your physical world.
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You're gonna make me stuntman.
No! I'm not gonna make you stuntman.
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Ah-c'mon, c'mon.. hit me..
hit me like a stuntman.
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No, I'm not gonna hit you.
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What? You, you think I can't
handle pain? Well I can, I can.
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Oi!
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Great... get in.
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Are you okay?
Yeah, never felt better.
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You know what? This is so good for me.
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Like, you are honest.. And you're..
you're straightforward.
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But you're tough, like a dad.
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You see, I never knew my father.
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Do, do you wanna be my dad?
No I don't want to be your dad.
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Okay, music.
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Soooo, what do you wanna hear?
Well, you pick..
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Know what..here.
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hold this. I just need to...
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W-Wait a minute.
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Hello?
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How's it going in there?
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No!
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Ah-haha! Can't believe you got it!
Thanks man. Hey
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I owe you.
Yeah, like eight thousand dollars.
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Yeah, about that.. I'm a little short.
Whoa-o, we had a deal.
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Oh, I can give you a thousand dollars.
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We said eight thousand dollars.
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Yeah well a thousand is
better than nothing ha.
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Hey, you better get...
Give me that. Give me that.
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Okay
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You can have this back
when you have the money.
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"Swedish Dick." What the fuck?
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I want my money!
Okay, I'll give you the money.
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Aaaah!
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Sun!
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Hey! Come back here, you motherfucker!
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Shit!
Where's my computer?!
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Huh?
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Where's my computer
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Where... is... my... computer?!
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Ow! Ow!
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Ou.. wai..wai..wait a minute...
The computer.. is yours?
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All my music was on it. I want it back!
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Easier said than done. Shit!
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What?
I don't have it.
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Oh, you're lying.
What?
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Its like when you said you were a
stuntman. You're a private detective.
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How the hell did you find that out?
Have you ever heard of GPS?
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You got a tracking
device on your computer?
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Yes.
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Help me up. Get up to my office
so you can get your computer back.
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Ahh!
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Did you do that on purpose?
Yes I did.
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Fuck! He must have turned off the GPS.
It's clear he did it.
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Who is he?
He calls himself Theodore.
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What does he look like?
Like all snotty kids looks like.
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But wait... Sun!
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Sun! Sun!
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Can you describe the guy that
was here with me the other day?
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He white.
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Like you. Who you?
Who, me?
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You make fun my English?
No, no, sorry.
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You speak Korean?
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Well, just a little bit. Picked it up
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when I was doing some DJing there.
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In South or North?
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Only South Korea.
North Korea kinda freaks me out.
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I from North Korea.
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Sun.. can you please describe the guy?
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I remember.
He had a neck tattoo... on neck.
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A neck tattoo?
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It's...
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Is that him?
That's him.
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I know who he is..
I know where we can find him.
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Shit! I'm so stupid!
I was DJ at this club...
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Axel explained
how he had been making some
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good money DJing at a
nightclub in The Valley.
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And that's where he had met Theodore
who was the bartender at the club.
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So he said he loved my music and
asked if I had written something new.
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I was.. ah.. how can I be so stupid?
I know.. it's my ego.
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Ingmar, look at me. Ingmar, look at me!
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I'm a whore. I'm an emotional whore.
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Here it is. That's his car.
Are you sure?
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Yeah
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Oh, shit.
What?
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I know the guy who owns this place...
you don't wanna mess with him.
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Here it is... as promised...
the DJ's laptop.
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He got songs in there..
songs that haven't been released?
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Yeah, some really good shit.
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I'll be the fucking judge of that.
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Here it is.
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You know the place?
Yes.
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Right
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Is it real?
A Hairdryer. Want it?
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No
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Open it, then.
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You stay here.
Shall I not come?
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Yip
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Great. You got the money?
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Oh.. is that...?
Blood.
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Yeah, don't worry about it.
It's only human.
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Showtime.
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Afternoon, ladies.
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No! Hold it! Drop the gun.
Toss it on the ground.
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Yes.
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00:18:04,804 --> 00:18:08,005
Who the fuck are you?
And what the hell you doing in my club?
250
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,853
I am a private dick, and this punk
hired me to steal that computer.
251
00:18:12,111 --> 00:18:14,580
I hired you to steal
the computer and you
252
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:16,486
outsource it to another?
Yeah, I had shit to do.
253
00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:17,792
Fucking millennial.
254
00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:20,925
You know what,
I'm gonna take that computer.
255
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,760
And I'll be on my way.
256
00:18:27,534 --> 00:18:30,214
I thought that we had an agreement.
257
00:18:30,374 --> 00:18:34,147
Aright, this is gonna work
out in one of two ways.
258
00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:36,499
I'm either gonna have him
shoot you and take the computer.
259
00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:38,944
Or you gonna give me the computer,
and then
260
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,339
I'm gonna have him shoot you.
Huh. Your choice.
261
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:43,454
Fuck you dick. Shoot the guy.
262
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:48,054
One last request before you kill me?
263
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:53,494
I would like you to send
me off like an astronaut.
264
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:57,254
What the fuck?
Ten! Nine!
265
00:18:57,414 --> 00:19:03,174
Eight... seven... six...
266
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:09,254
Five... four... three...
267
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,334
two...
268
00:19:11,494 --> 00:19:13,174
one...
269
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:15,374
zero!
270
00:19:22,214 --> 00:19:25,614
Hey! If you shoot me,
I'm gonna shoot your boss.
271
00:19:25,774 --> 00:19:28,134
What? What? Hey, what?
272
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,869
I say I'm gonna shoot
you if you shoot me.
273
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,785
I can't hear you! What?
274
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:39,316
Axel! Axel! He hears nothing!
Turn down the music!
275
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:46,020
Yeah.
I'm gonna shoot you if he shoots me.
276
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,860
Yeah, I understand.
277
00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:01,110
You gonna gives us that computer,
then and
278
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,745
we're gonna walk outa here.
You understand?
279
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:11,780
That your music?
Yeah.
280
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,420
Its good.
Oh! Thanks.
281
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:18,460
Always nice to meet a fan.
I'm not your fucking fan.
282
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,220
But my son is.
283
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:26,380
He wants to be a disc jockey,
but he's fucking talentless.
284
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:29,940
So I thought if I stoled your music
and release it under his name...
285
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:33,300
he might be a success
in the music business.
286
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:37,740
Otherwise, he's gonna go into
the drug business like me...
287
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,780
and I don't want that life for him.
288
00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:43,202
Wow.
289
00:20:43,272 --> 00:20:46,853
Well...
That's just the nicest, strangest,
290
00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:50,105
nicest, weirdest thing I've ever heard.
291
00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:58,399
Hey...
292
00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,420
Give this to your son.
293
00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:02,225
Really?
294
00:21:03,332 --> 00:21:04,492
Thank you.
295
00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:07,977
What the hell are you doing?
Have you gone crazy?
296
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:12,580
I do not know. Maybe.
But I think it's a good crazy.
297
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:16,780
Something powerful tells
me that its time for change.
298
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,700
It's time for change.
Give him the money.
299
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,980
No way! This is my money.
300
00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:29,420
Fucking millennial.
301
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:37,300
Well, welcome to Los Angeles, boy.
302
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,102
What are you gonna do
now that you sold all your music?
303
00:21:55,251 --> 00:21:56,040
Eh?
304
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:59,120
Well, I was thinking I'd
come and work for you.
305
00:21:59,255 --> 00:22:00,145
Excuse me?
306
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,764
Well, you have to admit:
we're a good team.
307
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:04,505
You're extremely annoying.
308
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:08,060
Well, so are you.
I still wanna work with you.
309
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,782
I can't even afford to pay myself.
310
00:22:09,899 --> 00:22:11,438
So how can I hire you?
311
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,060
No! You're not gonna hire me.
I'm gonna hire you.
312
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,990
Yeah, alright... Partners.
313
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:24,140
Never. I always work alone.
That's a principle of mine.
314
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,020
I'll give you half.
315
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:38,147
See you Monday.
316
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:51,220
Well folks, that's the story of
how I managed to pay off my debts
317
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:55,420
and how the Swedish Dick
became the Swedish Dicks.
318
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,860
I feel dick.
319
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:06,538
If you're still wondering how I went
320
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,665
from being an award-winning stuntman
321
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:14,420
to a small-time private investigator
who drinks beer in the cemetery...
322
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:20,740
and who will eventually
find himself tied up in a chair
323
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:25,900
in an abandoned building with
an assassin ready to kill me
324
00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:30,740
well, that's a story for another day.
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