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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,192 --> 00:00:05,321 Listen, I pay no 70 Smidgens for a broken Defrakulator . 2 00:00:05,322 --> 00:00:08,190 This is a multi-phase Quantum resonator ! 3 00:00:08,191 --> 00:00:09,891 - Can it also defrakulieren ? - Shit no ... 4 00:00:09,895 --> 00:00:11,728 Because ... then that's a broken Defrakulator . 5 00:00:11,729 --> 00:00:14,146 As you'd ' a fuck know about Defrakulation . 6 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:17,647 Your planet has just invented Cell Phones and the reception is still shit ! 7 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:21,859 Yes, yes and your species eats Sulfur. Let's say 60 Smidgens . 8 00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:24,714 I tell you what , I'll do a favor. I grab another fart on it. 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:28,870 Hey , uh, Rick , do you think I might have something from here ? 10 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:32,159 Just as a souvenir? to some to have cool , you know? 11 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:36,528 Not from here, Morty , elsewhere let us back go , there are still other pawnshops . 12 00:00:36,529 --> 00:00:41,600 Okay, I just thought this robot because over there looks really cool , you know? 13 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:44,050 Oh, looks cool , huh? That's why you want to ? 14 00:00:44,055 --> 00:00:47,278 Yeah, you know , I mean, he's different than the stuff on Earth. 15 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,975 And , and you know you always make me to these crazy places in the galaxy and ... 16 00:00:50,976 --> 00:00:56,776 I have nothing , I'm everything to the remembered here. It would be cool , so as a souvenir. 17 00:00:56,780 --> 00:01:01,730 What if you die or something, then I would not ... 18 00:01:01,735 --> 00:01:03,823 which reminds me of this cool stuff we have made , you know 19 00:01:03,824 --> 00:01:07,902 Okay, 60 for the resonator and my grandson wants the Sexroboter . 20 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,833 Rick and Morty S01E07 '' Raising Gazorpazorp '' 21 00:01:11,834 --> 00:01:14,334 Translated by EG42 for SubCentral.de 22 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,835 With the Portuguese version by paulo loppes to addic7ed.com 23 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,900 So, we do now just as if nothing ? 24 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,306 I mean, this is not a bad idea , just asking . 25 00:01:52,552 --> 00:01:55,517 Rick , why do you have so Morty can bring something home? 26 00:01:55,518 --> 00:01:56,974 No idea what do you want from me now ? 27 00:01:57,666 --> 00:01:59,520 He thought that it looks cool. Do you understand ? 28 00:02:05,945 --> 00:02:09,199 Okay . Back ... back ... to the top . 29 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:16,407 - I a stride . - In puberty ? 30 00:02:16,408 --> 00:02:19,216 You will him into a psychopathic killer make , like Ralph Fiennes in " Red Dragon" . 31 00:02:19,217 --> 00:02:21,981 He is at that age. we should be proud of him . 32 00:02:21,982 --> 00:02:24,882 God, we have expectations now recognized already so low? 33 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:28,934 Um, Rick , can you please come again? Fast ! 34 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,008 Okay, if we now return to the hear them squeak , we proceed one . 35 00:02:34,752 --> 00:02:36,404 Where is the Sexroboter , Morty ? 36 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:38,990 This is Gwendoline . I mean, the robot . 37 00:02:38,991 --> 00:02:41,491 She started to flash , has transformed and tried to fly away . 38 00:02:41,492 --> 00:02:43,471 Strangely , make the usually the men . 39 00:02:43,472 --> 00:02:45,772 You know what I mean, Morty ? Wubba - dubba -dub -dub ! 40 00:02:46,994 --> 00:02:47,759 Morty ... 41 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:49,519 That's my slogan , do you remember ? 42 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,231 Do you remember when I this slogan introduced ? 43 00:02:52,232 --> 00:02:55,269 Okay , seriously. Let me catch this thing . 44 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:58,135 Come du .. 45 00:02:58,295 --> 00:02:59,999 - ... Racker . - Unacceptable ! 46 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:01,776 What is going on here? 47 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,388 - Alright ... oh-oh ... - Oh- Oh ? What's this? 48 00:03:06,855 --> 00:03:09,880 I think Mortys robot was for otherwise built as long weekends. 49 00:03:11,764 --> 00:03:16,239 Genetic compiler Bebr�tungs - chamber. Yes, this is a baby factory . 50 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,840 And that's half Morty and half .. God knows what. 51 00:03:19,841 --> 00:03:22,126 It was my fault . I 'll take care of it . 52 00:03:22,127 --> 00:03:23,727 - Dad! - No, no, no! 53 00:03:23,728 --> 00:03:25,228 What do you think , are you doing ? 54 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:28,661 You have the house in quarantine plugged , brought as Summer olives from Mexico. 55 00:03:28,670 --> 00:03:31,091 I mean, this ... Thing could be huge! 56 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:34,965 It could eat brains or space AIDS exhale. We must be careful. 57 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:38,166 I've already missed careful to be Rick . I am now a father. 58 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:41,028 You know, it 's time to respon - to be aware of. Or not ... 59 00:03:41,029 --> 00:03:42,354 - Give it a name - ... Morty Jr. ? 60 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:43,396 Oh , damn, now it has a name. 61 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:46,734 Dad, it's a living being. It is half human. 62 00:03:46,735 --> 00:03:48,888 And it was on American Born ground , that is ... 63 00:03:48,889 --> 00:03:52,359 Jerry , the financial statements in civics to make was your fault. Punish us not for it. 64 00:03:53,206 --> 00:03:56,616 Okay , I guess the thing here in my workshop and examine it . 65 00:03:56,617 --> 00:03:58,800 Let the thing not out of sight. 66 00:03:58,801 --> 00:04:01,581 It now looks harmless, but it could be dangerous . 67 00:04:01,582 --> 00:04:03,165 As the Insane Clown Posse ? 68 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:07,766 Yes , that was good , Jerry. 2003, con- call and wants to be an easy target . 69 00:04:08,941 --> 00:04:13,441 He 's like a little version of me . you do not think that he is a monster , right? 70 00:04:13,442 --> 00:04:15,242 - That they are getting . - Hey ... 71 00:04:15,745 --> 00:04:20,751 1995 called, who want to have their "Year called and wants to return something back " joke. 72 00:04:20,752 --> 00:04:23,139 Why , Jerry ? Why do you bother ? 73 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:25,340 The whole life is troublesome. I listen to when I die . 74 00:04:27,253 --> 00:04:29,153 - Get out . - What are you doing? 75 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,010 Well, I can not be the problem solve it my way , because of the ... 76 00:04:31,011 --> 00:04:33,023 biological blockades yours primitive family imposes on me. 77 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:35,249 Ugh , I have one of Mortys charges touched. 78 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:39,141 But maybe I can right parents find for Morty Jr. on the home planet. 79 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:41,179 And that's ... 80 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:44,940 Gazorpazorp ... , in Andromeda The system. Shove off Summer ... 81 00:04:44,945 --> 00:04:48,411 Do not you need a new companion , as Morty now has a new family. 82 00:04:48,412 --> 00:04:50,633 I do not go on adventure travel with women , Summer! 83 00:04:50,634 --> 00:04:55,234 Ah clear, because it would be better a cock to have when you go through this hole ? 84 00:04:56,097 --> 00:04:57,249 Oh, shit! 85 00:04:57,986 --> 00:04:59,044 Granpa trick! 86 00:05:00,113 --> 00:05:01,713 Help ! Help ! 87 00:05:07,343 --> 00:05:08,287 Granpa trick! 88 00:05:08,288 --> 00:05:10,622 Do you think still , it is a good idea to go through holes without a cock ? 89 00:05:10,623 --> 00:05:12,795 - I want to go home . - Oh , really? 90 00:05:17,493 --> 00:05:21,652 Great, now I have to because of your stupid Breasts take over an entire planet . 91 00:05:22,124 --> 00:05:23,565 You're doing great, Morty . 92 00:05:23,566 --> 00:05:27,392 Really? I do not much . What do I do if he cries ? 93 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,702 You let it lie and wait until it no longer crying. 94 00:05:29,703 --> 00:05:33,975 Yeah, right. We did it for Summer and she shall be a stripper at the end. 95 00:05:33,976 --> 00:05:40,278 Or not ? Yes , it will. It is used for on - attention stripping because she could not . 96 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,904 Stop it with your own insecurity feed , you are doing from him a Mort ... 97 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,830 um ... more like you .. 98 00:05:46,831 --> 00:05:49,081 We can not all like Reptiles are raised ... 99 00:05:49,085 --> 00:05:50,851 of a mentally disturbed scientist. 100 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:51,852 What the ... 101 00:05:54,217 --> 00:05:57,217 Listen to me ! this Behavior do not like it ! 102 00:05:57,218 --> 00:06:00,471 Stop it! Both ! Give it to me ! Give me my baby! 103 00:06:00,472 --> 00:06:03,171 You're crazy . I will Morty Jr. raise alone . 104 00:06:04,434 --> 00:06:07,220 Where are your hands? Since your hands are 105 00:06:07,221 --> 00:06:10,433 And play as We Happy Hands . 106 00:06:11,052 --> 00:06:13,506 Oh, you're going to this Ruin child , Morty . 107 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,083 At least vote we agree there . 108 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:24,517 Thank you , stupid fool . 109 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,083 I said "Thank you" , Stupid -Stupid . Get me more . 110 00:06:28,084 --> 00:06:29,768 Summer , put on your burqa ! 111 00:06:29,769 --> 00:06:31,974 This burqa is a Violation of human rights. 112 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,274 And I have a lot of this top output. 113 00:06:34,275 --> 00:06:36,769 Look, I try to ... to repair the portal gun ... 114 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,986 with parts of a sex - Doll , one-handed ... 115 00:06:38,987 --> 00:06:41,356 while I was with the other these monsters away from you think . 116 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,657 The least thing you can do is you ashamed of your gender. 117 00:06:43,962 --> 00:06:45,501 What does this here place? 118 00:06:45,502 --> 00:06:50,017 How have such backward idiots can ever develop robots ? 119 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:53,043 Obviously, have the Gazorpianer developed so far 120 00:06:53,044 --> 00:06:55,619 that they by women Have replaced breeding machines . 121 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:59,822 The result: less distraction, less effort. This allows them to focus more on wars ... 122 00:06:59,823 --> 00:07:01,668 and then they have themselves bombed back to the Stone Age ... 123 00:07:01,669 --> 00:07:05,319 and now they fight for spurious Pussy all day with sticks and stones. 124 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,601 You think it is efficient, Get rid of women? 125 00:07:07,602 --> 00:07:09,309 Did you ever see a queue seen before the men's room ? 126 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,022 Ka .. you can hear me , Summer? 127 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:14,123 distribute charges. 128 00:07:14,124 --> 00:07:17,024 Distribute loads! Distribute loads! 129 00:07:17,258 --> 00:07:20,021 Now it gets interesting. 130 00:07:25,292 --> 00:07:26,780 Uh, you should get the Eye mask , Summer . 131 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:28,703 Yes , as it would watch my dream. 132 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,504 Yeah , baby 133 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:34,144 Summer , stop ... hold you tight . 134 00:07:39,701 --> 00:07:42,007 Granpa Rick , where are we going ? 135 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:45,216 It is obvious buzzer that the bottom layer of this company ... 136 00:07:45,217 --> 00:07:49,446 through a secret ruling class by sex and advanced technology is manipulated. 137 00:07:49,447 --> 00:07:52,899 - Sounds familiar ? - Evil corporations ... 138 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:58,262 Ah look, Summer times . Hey brothers ... hey, hey bro ... nice thing what you pervades here . 139 00:07:58,263 --> 00:08:01,142 Listen, I 'm Rick Sanchez, of the earth, dimension C- 137th 140 00:08:01,143 --> 00:08:05,131 We want to harm anyone. we come in peace ... it's all cool ... 141 00:08:05,464 --> 00:08:08,574 in the neighborhood ... That's what I wanted to say. 142 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:15,581 Oh , I understand. The old "Behind every great man there is a Successful ... " phrase . 143 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:16,782 Rest ! 144 00:08:20,329 --> 00:08:22,371 Your slave has bad manners . 145 00:08:22,372 --> 00:08:23,834 - My slave ? - We assume that you by a ... 146 00:08:23,835 --> 00:08:27,538 primitive world come from, where it Men servants is still allowed to be . 147 00:08:27,539 --> 00:08:30,122 If it is not your slave, say it so we can kill him. 148 00:08:30,123 --> 00:08:32,985 He is my slave! He is my Slave. He is definitely my slave. 149 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,000 Oh , man! 150 00:08:38,005 --> 00:08:41,474 What is the opposite of Wubba - dubba -dub -dub Did not I right , ladies and gentlemen? 151 00:08:41,846 --> 00:08:43,365 You played me yet . 152 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:47,610 Oh Morty Jr., du .. you'll have a special little boy or not? 153 00:08:48,415 --> 00:08:50,255 Oh, yes , you are my special little boy. 154 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:54,654 Mor ... 155 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:58,178 Oh , what was that Morty Jr. ? Did you just say Morty ? Tell Morty ... 156 00:08:58,179 --> 00:08:59,594 Murders ! 157 00:08:59,595 --> 00:09:00,665 Morty ... 158 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,266 Murderous ! 159 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:04,235 Um, Morty ? 160 00:09:04,236 --> 00:09:06,243 Destruction. Control. 161 00:09:07,101 --> 00:09:08,390 Great ... 162 00:09:14,082 --> 00:09:17,282 The spider in Sector C is still alive. 163 00:09:17,283 --> 00:09:19,991 Plan your route accordingly , and expected delays. 164 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:23,127 We do not tell you what to do. We only share our feelings with you. 165 00:09:23,128 --> 00:09:26,578 And now the weather : Is otherwise yet someone cold, or just me ? 166 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,674 I am Mar - Sha , Ruler of Gazorparzorp . 167 00:09:31,675 --> 00:09:33,172 I 'm here for you , if you want to talk . 168 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,595 What is this place ? 169 00:09:34,596 --> 00:09:38,296 The paradise . We did it during the great liabilities built aggression ... 170 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:43,144 have separated than women from men because of their growing -destructive behavior . 171 00:09:43,591 --> 00:09:46,346 - I 'm here for you if you want to talk - I 'm here for you if you want to talk 172 00:09:46,347 --> 00:09:50,836 Here we provide mechanical replacement forth to get our population. 173 00:09:50,837 --> 00:09:54,112 The fertilized replacement will go here brought to our nursery . 174 00:09:54,113 --> 00:10:01,710 Girls are placed in educational programs where they can provide their service to our paradise 175 00:10:01,712 --> 00:10:03,375 And guys ... 176 00:10:04,232 --> 00:10:06,317 ... they play outside. 177 00:10:07,518 --> 00:10:09,549 That was just a baby . 178 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:12,076 And in one day, he is a gazorpianischer adult ... 179 00:10:12,077 --> 00:10:15,027 one of the most violent Creatures in the universe. 180 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:18,915 Wait a minute . We are here because a male Gazorpianer was born on our planet. 181 00:10:22,432 --> 00:10:25,014 You speak only when you 'll addressed Pissnelke ! 182 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,565 But it is true. One of your babies was born on our earth. 183 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:30,889 - Are you the ruler of this earth ? - How did you know ? 184 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:32,914 - The quality of your shell. - Do you like it ? 185 00:10:32,915 --> 00:10:34,270 I love it. 186 00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:36,428 I'm here if you want to talk . I'm here if you want to talk . 187 00:10:36,429 --> 00:10:37,950 - I'm here if you want to talk . - I'm here if you want to talk . 188 00:10:37,951 --> 00:10:40,993 If the Gazorpianer is male , is your earth a great risk . 189 00:10:40,994 --> 00:10:43,891 We help you to come back , so you can destroy it . 190 00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:45,915 But first : Mojitos ! 191 00:10:46,398 --> 00:10:47,917 Wi ... we have no time for mojitos ! 192 00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:49,118 You insult them . 193 00:10:49,119 --> 00:10:52,485 I do not care , Summer . This place is horrible! I want to go home ! 194 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,105 What do you want , plays but no matter ... 195 00:10:54,106 --> 00:10:56,466 for it is here reasonable place where women rule . 196 00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:58,166 Yeah, you know what I have to say? 197 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,263 I do not what I'm hearing ! 198 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,700 Phew ! Boy! Who has the Frogs let out , huh? 199 00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:11,879 Granpa ! 200 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,773 - Granpa ? - That sounds patriarchal ! 201 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,009 It means the father of the father. 202 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:21,950 So this is not your slave , and the earth is just another place , dominated by men. 203 00:11:21,951 --> 00:11:23,950 It is not dominated by us , okay ? 204 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,605 On Earth, men and women are equal . 205 00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:29,158 Just as important ? We get 70 % of your salary for the same job! 206 00:11:29,159 --> 00:11:30,197 Catch it ! 207 00:11:32,147 --> 00:11:34,650 Was this really the right Time to say this Summer? 208 00:11:36,785 --> 00:11:38,209 This is for you , Daddy . 209 00:11:38,506 --> 00:11:44,304 Oh , man. Okay , listen to me , Morty Jr. I have to say something very important to you : 210 00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:48,685 - Killing is evil. Evil. - You 're funny , Daddy . 211 00:11:48,686 --> 00:11:50,976 No, Morty Jr., I 'm serious , okay ? 212 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,072 You have your attention something else to give . 213 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:55,991 What about dancing? Want you learn how to dance ? 214 00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:57,322 I like to dance ... 215 00:11:57,323 --> 00:11:58,926 ... on the graves of my enemies . 216 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,334 Ohh , no, Morty Jr. ! 217 00:12:02,871 --> 00:12:06,439 - Daddy , can I go out ? - No, absolutely not! 218 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,822 But there are all the people and the animals. 219 00:12:08,823 --> 00:12:10,605 Yes , but you can not go because ... 220 00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:12,782 ... the air is toxic to you. 221 00:12:12,783 --> 00:12:16,644 You will die ... on the spot ... if you leave this house . Do you understand me ? 222 00:12:16,645 --> 00:12:18,849 - Really? - Yes , totally absolutely , buddy. 223 00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:22,962 So we stay inside and let's dance , okay ? 224 00:12:22,963 --> 00:12:24,792 Look here . Look here . Let's dance . Comm 225 00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:26,860 Dance with me . We love to dance. 226 00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:29,672 - Why do we love to dance ? - Because I say that! 227 00:12:32,257 --> 00:12:33,621 - Great. - Great. 228 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,081 So, why are you in here? 229 00:12:41,082 --> 00:12:45,885 Because I a , know, a large Penis between his legs have . And you ? 230 00:12:45,886 --> 00:12:48,444 The worst crime , that a woman can commit 231 00:12:48,445 --> 00:12:53,227 Veronica Ann Bennett, I tell you guilty because of a bad haircut. 232 00:12:53,228 --> 00:12:56,851 Ever notice how the people with the worst hairstyles always have three names ? 233 00:12:56,852 --> 00:13:00,705 Your punishment is that of all the only to be be silent ! 234 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,896 Pfzt , our punishment is a laugh. 235 00:13:02,897 --> 00:13:04,739 No! Jackie ! 236 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:09,274 Rick and Summer of the Earth. because of the crimes against femininity ... 237 00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:13,338 and the generating of the noise from the we do not speak , because it does not exist ... 238 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,339 'll sentenced her to ... 239 00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:16,748 W. .. what? Do we have sleep on the couch ? 240 00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:18,449 - ... To death. - �rks , crap. 241 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,325 I hate you just as much . 242 00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:26,947 This is the first death sentence since over 500 years , because we're awesome . 243 00:13:26,948 --> 00:13:32,064 So we have to improvise. We have a huge stone placed on this rock . 244 00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:34,763 Holy shit ! you will us crush it? 245 00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:40,964 No! Do not interrupt me ! The boulders falls on a lever and the ... throwing knives. 246 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:43,710 What? Just give me a Gun , I'll kill myself 247 00:13:43,715 --> 00:13:48,471 Stop interrupting me! The knives are ... okay ! 248 00:13:48,472 --> 00:13:51,072 You were right the first time , okay? The stone crushed you. 249 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,180 I just did not want to admit that you were right . Satisfied? ! 250 00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:56,349 - They simply ignore . Ignore them . - What an asshole ... 251 00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:00,425 I'm sorry , Summer . I would not have to - should allow you to bring us into this situation . 252 00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:02,474 I wish I had a better Granpa may be for you. 253 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:06,065 But honestly , that's really a sweet top of what you're wearing . 254 00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:07,700 Upper part ? My upper part ! 255 00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:08,796 My upper part ! 256 00:14:08,797 --> 00:14:14,250 The same top which you previously so mochtet . Look here ! Look at the inscription ! Read it ! 257 00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:15,269 It says ... 258 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,090 ... Mark Jacobs . 259 00:14:17,091 --> 00:14:20,285 Mark ? Jacob ? These are names of penises. 260 00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:23,852 Yes ! Men have this Upper part of the earth produced . 261 00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:27,978 Perhaps is the separation of the Gender on your planet right. 262 00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:31,740 But on earth is a percentage Proportion of men born gay ... 263 00:14:31,741 --> 00:14:34,933 why are my clothes , so much better than yours. 264 00:14:34,934 --> 00:14:36,140 A man makes such fashionable clothes ? 265 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:41,386 That is true. And sometimes the truth does hurt . But they must be accepted. 266 00:14:41,387 --> 00:14:45,330 As the truth is that the dress from you an inappropriate color for your skin has ... 267 00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:48,397 and because it ends up on your neck , see you like a party clown. 268 00:14:48,398 --> 00:14:50,081 Okay, Ouch! That was hurtful. 269 00:14:50,082 --> 00:14:53,812 But the fact is , if you Gazorpianische Applying laws to the earth 270 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:57,547 then you are no better than the men of whose farts we do not want to talk . 271 00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:01,741 And if you think my top is sweet, you can not execute us . 272 00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:05,749 Okay , give the Earthlings a spaceship ... 273 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,985 so she strange to her Can return to planet ... 274 00:15:07,986 --> 00:15:10,521 where women tend to be equal - are entitled, but not really. 275 00:15:10,522 --> 00:15:13,956 Good work, Summer and thank you girls , you are ... 276 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:17,469 already ... something that I can say. You know, when we first came here to ... 277 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:19,406 - ... I was ... - Immediately give him the spaceship . 278 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,020 Morty Jr. ! You smoke ? That's not okay! 279 00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,851 What will you do ? I Stuben - arrest give ? I can not get out anyway ! 280 00:15:26,852 --> 00:15:31,618 So what? You can in here some making . Guitar playing , masturbating ... 281 00:15:31,619 --> 00:15:34,240 I do not masturbate. I want to conquer the planet. 282 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:37,193 Here we go again . What do you think he still loves you ... 283 00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:39,217 if you see the planets ingest , Morty Jr. ? 284 00:15:39,218 --> 00:15:40,999 Love , that's all what interests you. 285 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,653 What about weapons? and the Dominion over the enemy ? 286 00:15:43,654 --> 00:15:48,098 Okay, enough History Channel . This TV is only for animated films and video games ! 287 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:51,372 - I hate video games! - Take that back ! 288 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,566 Give it to me . 289 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,834 Uh, because ... I did not want . I did not want to do that. I am sorry . 290 00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:02,837 I can not take it anymore! I breathe better Gift one to be with you than a minute ! 291 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,473 No! No, no, no! Stop! 292 00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:14,298 My life has been a lie! God is dead! The state is bleak . 293 00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:16,139 When you go to Thanksgiving the killing of Indians ! 294 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:19,940 Jesus was not born on Christmas , they have changed the day, it was a pagan festival ! 295 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,826 - Oh, Dad ... - Yes , Morty ? 296 00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:25,199 My son is the planet over - take and I 'm too young to drive. 297 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,544 Can you help me bring it back? 298 00:16:27,436 --> 00:16:30,486 I will probably have , Morty ... 299 00:16:30,904 --> 00:16:36,026 But first a big sip from a gigantic glass " Habs - you - said." 300 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,197 Oh , my God ! Please Dad , come on! 301 00:17:29,271 --> 00:17:30,994 Dad, there he is! 302 00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:36,976 - Oh, God ! Hey, stop it! - Oh, my God ! Oh , my God , Dad! 303 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,764 Morty Jr., No! It's me ! It's me , Dad! 304 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,656 It's okay. Put that Car back , Morty Jr. .. 305 00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:46,611 No! No! 306 00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:49,917 Where are your hands? Where are your hands? 307 00:17:51,675 --> 00:17:52,755 My car ! 308 00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:56,340 And as you play Happy Hands . 309 00:17:57,364 --> 00:17:59,025 - Get out of the way , Morty . - No! 310 00:17:59,026 --> 00:18:02,434 Morty , this is one of the most aggressive Creatures in the universe! 311 00:18:02,884 --> 00:18:04,156 He is my son! 312 00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:07,264 And if you want to hurt him , you need to first kill me , Rick ! 313 00:18:12,797 --> 00:18:16,078 Dad, I 'm so confused . 314 00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:20,102 I know Morty Jr. I'm sorry . I have lied to you and yelled at you ... 315 00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:24,374 as it did with my parents . Parents are only children have children . 316 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,094 First, you like the way shiny looks a robot 317 00:18:27,095 --> 00:18:30,900 and suddenly you are in the Fist fight with your alien son. 318 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,295 I'm an alien? 319 00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:34,886 We have some bad Impulses , evil thoughts . 320 00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:37,935 We just have to learn to something constructive to bundle . 321 00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:40,671 But I want every murder I see . 322 00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:43,864 Perhaps there is a Job for people who think so . 323 00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:47,012 To be exact , yes. Hi , I'm Brad Anderson. 324 00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:49,622 Creator of the famous Comics Marmaduke . 325 00:18:49,951 --> 00:18:52,137 You should consider draw to be a creative . 326 00:18:52,138 --> 00:18:53,875 I'm going by uncontrollable Thoughts tormented ... 327 00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:57,090 such as self- injury and aggressive sex, almost every day. 328 00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:59,685 But you know what ? I have it let everything flow into my works . 329 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:01,195 - Oh, wow! - Hmm ... 330 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,550 I never had that impression get of Marmaduke . 331 00:19:03,555 --> 00:19:06,655 Did you have the impression that I would try to make you laugh ? 332 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,690 Do not tell me that the Brad Anderson was . 333 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:15,050 Do you hear that , Morty Jr. ? Maybe you can be creative. 334 00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:19,342 Maybe ? I 've always wanted my Face on the back of a book to see. 335 00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:23,727 I mean, what I really want is people to slit the throat but beyond that ... 336 00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:25,239 I know that you can, son. 337 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,265 I think I should looking for a home of their own . 338 00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:31,029 I promise you , I call Always , when I need money ... 339 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,116 or if someone Must wash clothes. 340 00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:45,229 So, the book that your child writes , will pay my rear axle ? 341 00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:50,043 Summer , it's not interesting , after all we have done ... 342 00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:52,390 It was unnecessary, and it did not make sense in the end? 343 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,891 Makes you wonder really ... do nothing more . 344 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,700 Do not you think that you therefore your opinion ... 345 00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:59,149 �nderst what the take-away from As for women in your adventures ? 346 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,184 No, I would say , after all we've been through ... 347 00:20:01,185 --> 00:20:03,551 I had all the time Right, and each enlightenment ... 348 00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:06,821 on gender policy was a Projection of your female insecurity. 349 00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:11,626 But heeey , you have at least a pink room ship . Fly around and still have a little fun. 350 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,764 Maybe think you then take the mouth. 351 00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:15,137 Dad? Summer? Where were about her all the time ? 352 00:20:15,138 --> 00:20:18,277 - In Gazorpazorp . And you ? - I have read a newspaper. 353 00:20:18,278 --> 00:20:24,112 Interestingly, Beth , I also heard of this news. Look here . 354 00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:25,446 Listen ... 355 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,447 Wubba - dubba -dub -dub ! This world still has a chance . 356 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,317 See you next week ! to next week , everybody! 357 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,029 Mortimer Smith Jr., success - writer of the New York Times. 358 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,355 My book is about innocence , the definition of it ... 359 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:18,128 and the inevitability of his Un - possibility . Is it autobiographical ? 360 00:21:18,129 --> 00:21:22,085 Course . I mean, every font piece is in my opinion. 361 00:21:22,086 --> 00:21:23,857 But my ... 362 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:29,648 my father took me home ... locked up until I was a teenager. 363 00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:35,407 And there was violence and Threats of toxic gases. 364 00:21:36,142 --> 00:21:38,027 - But also dancing. - But they are stayed focused ... 365 00:21:38,028 --> 00:21:40,566 and have this blend of let their suffering arise out . 366 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:44,187 This book by Smith Jr., " My terrible father " is in all stores ... 367 00:21:44,188 --> 00:21:46,894 ... available . Buy it right now. We'll be right back . 368 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:50,701 It's a thankless job , Morty . You've done your best . 369 00:21:50,702 --> 00:21:52,271 I hope he eats enough. 32730

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