Original subtitles

Listen, I pay no 70 Smidgens for a broken Defrakulator .

This is a multi-phase Quantum resonator !

- Can it also defrakulieren ? - Shit no ...

Because ... then that's a broken Defrakulator .

As you'd ' a fuck know about Defrakulation .

Your planet has just invented Cell Phones and the reception is still shit !

Yes, yes and your species eats Sulfur. Let's say 60 Smidgens .

I tell you what , I'll do a favor. I grab another fart on it.

Hey , uh, Rick , do you think I might have something from here ?

Just as a souvenir? to some to have cool , you know?

Not from here, Morty , elsewhere let us back go , there are still other pawnshops .

Okay, I just thought this robot because over there looks really cool , you know?

Oh, looks cool , huh? That's why you want to ?

Yeah, you know , I mean, he's different than the stuff on Earth.

And , and you know you always make me to these crazy places in the galaxy and ...

I have nothing , I'm everything to the remembered here. It would be cool , so as a souvenir.

What if you die or something, then I would not ...

which reminds me of this cool stuff we have made , you know

Okay, 60 for the resonator and my grandson wants the Sexroboter .

Rick and Morty S01E07 '' Raising Gazorpazorp ''

Translated by EG42 for SubCentral.de

With the Portuguese version by paulo loppes to addic7ed.com

So, we do now just as if nothing ?

I mean, this is not a bad idea , just asking .

Rick , why do you have so Morty can bring something home?

No idea what do you want from me now ?

He thought that it looks cool. Do you understand ?

Okay . Back ... back ... to the top .

- I a stride . - In puberty ?

You will him into a psychopathic killer make , like Ralph Fiennes in " Red Dragon" .

He is at that age. we should be proud of him .

God, we have expectations now recognized already so low?

Um, Rick , can you please come again? Fast !

Okay, if we now return to the hear them squeak , we proceed one .

Where is the Sexroboter , Morty ?

This is Gwendoline . I mean, the robot .

She started to flash , has transformed and tried to fly away .

Strangely , make the usually the men .

You know what I mean, Morty ? Wubba - dubba -dub -dub !

Morty ...

That's my slogan , do you remember ?

Do you remember when I this slogan introduced ?

Okay , seriously. Let me catch this thing .

Come du ..

- ... Racker . - Unacceptable !

What is going on here?

- Alright ... oh-oh ... - Oh- Oh ? What's this?

I think Mortys robot was for otherwise built as long weekends.

Genetic compiler Bebr�tungs - chamber. Yes, this is a baby factory .

And that's half Morty and half .. God knows what.

It was my fault . I 'll take care of it .

- Dad! - No, no, no!

What do you think , are you doing ?

You have the house in quarantine plugged , brought as Summer olives from Mexico.

I mean, this ... Thing could be huge!

It could eat brains or space AIDS exhale. We must be careful.

I've already missed careful to be Rick . I am now a father.

You know, it 's time to respon - to be aware of. Or not ...

- Give it a name - ... Morty Jr. ?

Oh , damn, now it has a name.

Dad, it's a living being. It is half human.

And it was on American Born ground , that is ...

Jerry , the financial statements in civics to make was your fault. Punish us not for it.

Okay , I guess the thing here in my workshop and examine it .

Let the thing not out of sight.

It now looks harmless, but it could be dangerous .

As the Insane Clown Posse ?

Yes , that was good , Jerry. 2003, con- call and wants to be an easy target .

He 's like a little version of me . you do not think that he is a monster , right?

- That they are getting . - Hey ...

1995 called, who want to have their "Year called and wants to return something back " joke.

Why , Jerry ? Why do you bother ?

The whole life is troublesome. I listen to when I die .

- Get out . - What are you doing?

Well, I can not be the problem solve it my way , because of the ...

biological blockades yours primitive family imposes on me.

Ugh , I have one of Mortys charges touched.

But maybe I can right parents find for Morty Jr. on the home planet.

And that's ...

Gazorpazorp ... , in Andromeda The system. Shove off Summer ...

Do not you need a new companion , as Morty now has a new family.

I do not go on adventure travel with women , Summer!

Ah clear, because it would be better a cock to have when you go through this hole ?

Oh, shit!

Granpa trick!

Help ! Help !

Granpa trick!

Do you think still , it is a good idea to go through holes without a cock ?

- I want to go home . - Oh , really?

Great, now I have to because of your stupid Breasts take over an entire planet .

You're doing great, Morty .

Really? I do not much . What do I do if he cries ?

You let it lie and wait until it no longer crying.

Yeah, right. We did it for Summer and she shall be a stripper at the end.

Or not ? Yes , it will. It is used for on - attention stripping because she could not .

Stop it with your own insecurity feed , you are doing from him a Mort ...

um ... more like you ..

We can not all like Reptiles are raised ...

of a mentally disturbed scientist.

What the ...

Listen to me ! this Behavior do not like it !

Stop it! Both ! Give it to me ! Give me my baby!

You're crazy . I will Morty Jr. raise alone .

Where are your hands? Since your hands are

And play as We Happy Hands .

Oh, you're going to this Ruin child , Morty .

At least vote we agree there .

Thank you , stupid fool .

I said "Thank you" , Stupid -Stupid . Get me more .

Summer , put on your burqa !

This burqa is a Violation of human rights.

And I have a lot of this top output.

Look, I try to ... to repair the portal gun ...

with parts of a sex - Doll , one-handed ...

while I was with the other these monsters away from you think .

The least thing you can do is you ashamed of your gender.

What does this here place?

How have such backward idiots can ever develop robots ?

Obviously, have the Gazorpianer developed so far

that they by women Have replaced breeding machines .

The result: less distraction, less effort. This allows them to focus more on wars ...

and then they have themselves bombed back to the Stone Age ...

and now they fight for spurious Pussy all day with sticks and stones.

You think it is efficient, Get rid of women?

Did you ever see a queue seen before the men's room ?

Ka .. you can hear me , Summer?

distribute charges.

Distribute loads! Distribute loads!

Now it gets interesting.

Uh, you should get the Eye mask , Summer .

Yes , as it would watch my dream.

Yeah , baby

Summer , stop ... hold you tight .

Granpa Rick , where are we going ?

It is obvious buzzer that the bottom layer of this company ...

through a secret ruling class by sex and advanced technology is manipulated.

- Sounds familiar ? - Evil corporations ...

Ah look, Summer times . Hey brothers ... hey, hey bro ... nice thing what you pervades here .

Listen, I 'm Rick Sanchez, of the earth, dimension C- 137th

We want to harm anyone. we come in peace ... it's all cool ...

in the neighborhood ... That's what I wanted to say.

Oh , I understand. The old "Behind every great man there is a Successful ... " phrase .

Rest !

Your slave has bad manners .

- My slave ? - We assume that you by a ...

primitive world come from, where it Men servants is still allowed to be .

If it is not your slave, say it so we can kill him.

He is my slave! He is my Slave. He is definitely my slave.

Oh , man!

What is the opposite of Wubba - dubba -dub -dub Did not I right , ladies and gentlemen?

You played me yet .

Oh Morty Jr., du .. you'll have a special little boy or not?

Oh, yes , you are my special little boy.

Mor ...

Oh , what was that Morty Jr. ? Did you just say Morty ? Tell Morty ...

Murders !

Morty ...

Murderous !

Um, Morty ?

Destruction. Control.

Great ...

The spider in Sector C is still alive.

Plan your route accordingly , and expected delays.

We do not tell you what to do. We only share our feelings with you.

And now the weather : Is otherwise yet someone cold, or just me ?

I am Mar - Sha , Ruler of Gazorparzorp .

I 'm here for you , if you want to talk .

What is this place ?

The paradise . We did it during the great liabilities built aggression ...

have separated than women from men because of their growing -destructive behavior .

- I 'm here for you if you want to talk - I 'm here for you if you want to talk

Here we provide mechanical replacement forth to get our population.

The fertilized replacement will go here brought to our nursery .

Girls are placed in educational programs where they can provide their service to our paradise

And guys ...

... they play outside.

That was just a baby .

And in one day, he is a gazorpianischer adult ...

one of the most violent Creatures in the universe.

Wait a minute . We are here because a male Gazorpianer was born on our planet.

You speak only when you 'll addressed Pissnelke !

But it is true. One of your babies was born on our earth.

- Are you the ruler of this earth ? - How did you know ?

- The quality of your shell. - Do you like it ?

I love it.

I'm here if you want to talk . I'm here if you want to talk .

- I'm here if you want to talk . - I'm here if you want to talk .

If the Gazorpianer is male , is your earth a great risk .

We help you to come back , so you can destroy it .

But first : Mojitos !

Wi ... we have no time for mojitos !

You insult them .

I do not care , Summer . This place is horrible! I want to go home !

What do you want , plays but no matter ...

for it is here reasonable place where women rule .

Yeah, you know what I have to say?

I do not what I'm hearing !

Phew ! Boy! Who has the Frogs let out , huh?

Granpa !

- Granpa ? - That sounds patriarchal !

It means the father of the father.

So this is not your slave , and the earth is just another place , dominated by men.

It is not dominated by us , okay ?

On Earth, men and women are equal .

Just as important ? We get 70 % of your salary for the same job!

Catch it !

Was this really the right Time to say this Summer?

This is for you , Daddy .

Oh , man. Okay , listen to me , Morty Jr. I have to say something very important to you :

- Killing is evil. Evil. - You 're funny , Daddy .

No, Morty Jr., I 'm serious , okay ?

You have your attention something else to give .

What about dancing? Want you learn how to dance ?

I like to dance ...

... on the graves of my enemies .

Ohh , no, Morty Jr. !

- Daddy , can I go out ? - No, absolutely not!

But there are all the people and the animals.

Yes , but you can not go because ...

... the air is toxic to you.

You will die ... on the spot ... if you leave this house . Do you understand me ?

- Really? - Yes , totally absolutely , buddy.

So we stay inside and let's dance , okay ?

Look here . Look here . Let's dance . Comm

Dance with me . We love to dance.

- Why do we love to dance ? - Because I say that!

- Great. - Great.

So, why are you in here?

Because I a , know, a large Penis between his legs have . And you ?

The worst crime , that a woman can commit

Veronica Ann Bennett, I tell you guilty because of a bad haircut.

Ever notice how the people with the worst hairstyles always have three names ?

Your punishment is that of all the only to be be silent !

Pfzt , our punishment is a laugh.

No! Jackie !

Rick and Summer of the Earth. because of the crimes against femininity ...

and the generating of the noise from the we do not speak , because it does not exist ...

'll sentenced her to ...

W. .. what? Do we have sleep on the couch ?

- ... To death. - �rks , crap.

I hate you just as much .

This is the first death sentence since over 500 years , because we're awesome .

So we have to improvise. We have a huge stone placed on this rock .

Holy shit ! you will us crush it?

No! Do not interrupt me ! The boulders falls on a lever and the ... throwing knives.

What? Just give me a Gun , I'll kill myself

Stop interrupting me! The knives are ... okay !

You were right the first time , okay? The stone crushed you.

I just did not want to admit that you were right . Satisfied? !

- They simply ignore . Ignore them . - What an asshole ...

I'm sorry , Summer . I would not have to - should allow you to bring us into this situation .

I wish I had a better Granpa may be for you.

But honestly , that's really a sweet top of what you're wearing .

Upper part ? My upper part !

My upper part !

The same top which you previously so mochtet . Look here ! Look at the inscription ! Read it !

It says ...

... Mark Jacobs .

Mark ? Jacob ? These are names of penises.

Yes ! Men have this Upper part of the earth produced .

Perhaps is the separation of the Gender on your planet right.

But on earth is a percentage Proportion of men born gay ...

why are my clothes , so much better than yours.

A man makes such fashionable clothes ?

That is true. And sometimes the truth does hurt . But they must be accepted.

As the truth is that the dress from you an inappropriate color for your skin has ...

and because it ends up on your neck , see you like a party clown.

Okay, Ouch! That was hurtful.

But the fact is , if you Gazorpianische Applying laws to the earth

then you are no better than the men of whose farts we do not want to talk .

And if you think my top is sweet, you can not execute us .

Okay , give the Earthlings a spaceship ...

so she strange to her Can return to planet ...

where women tend to be equal - are entitled, but not really.

Good work, Summer and thank you girls , you are ...

already ... something that I can say. You know, when we first came here to ...

- ... I was ... - Immediately give him the spaceship .

Morty Jr. ! You smoke ? That's not okay!

What will you do ? I Stuben - arrest give ? I can not get out anyway !

So what? You can in here some making . Guitar playing , masturbating ...

I do not masturbate. I want to conquer the planet.

Here we go again . What do you think he still loves you ...

if you see the planets ingest , Morty Jr. ?

Love , that's all what interests you.

What about weapons? and the Dominion over the enemy ?

Okay, enough History Channel . This TV is only for animated films and video games !

- I hate video games! - Take that back !

Give it to me .

Uh, because ... I did not want . I did not want to do that. I am sorry .

I can not take it anymore! I breathe better Gift one to be with you than a minute !

No! No, no, no! Stop!

My life has been a lie! God is dead! The state is bleak .

When you go to Thanksgiving the killing of Indians !

Jesus was not born on Christmas , they have changed the day, it was a pagan festival !

- Oh, Dad ... - Yes , Morty ?

My son is the planet over - take and I 'm too young to drive.

Can you help me bring it back?

I will probably have , Morty ...

But first a big sip from a gigantic glass " Habs - you - said."

Oh , my God ! Please Dad , come on!

Dad, there he is!

- Oh, God ! Hey, stop it! - Oh, my God ! Oh , my God , Dad!

Morty Jr., No! It's me ! It's me , Dad!

It's okay. Put that Car back , Morty Jr. ..

No! No!

Where are your hands? Where are your hands?

My car !

And as you play Happy Hands .

- Get out of the way , Morty . - No!

Morty , this is one of the most aggressive Creatures in the universe!

He is my son!

And if you want to hurt him , you need to first kill me , Rick !

Dad, I 'm so confused .

I know Morty Jr. I'm sorry . I have lied to you and yelled at you ...

as it did with my parents . Parents are only children have children .

First, you like the way shiny looks a robot

and suddenly you are in the Fist fight with your alien son.

I'm an alien?

We have some bad Impulses , evil thoughts .

We just have to learn to something constructive to bundle .

But I want every murder I see .

Perhaps there is a Job for people who think so .

To be exact , yes. Hi , I'm Brad Anderson.

Creator of the famous Comics Marmaduke .

You should consider draw to be a creative .

I'm going by uncontrollable Thoughts tormented ...

such as self- injury and aggressive sex, almost every day.

But you know what ? I have it let everything flow into my works .

- Oh, wow! - Hmm ...

I never had that impression get of Marmaduke .

Did you have the impression that I would try to make you laugh ?

Do not tell me that the Brad Anderson was .

Do you hear that , Morty Jr. ? Maybe you can be creative.

Maybe ? I 've always wanted my Face on the back of a book to see.

I mean, what I really want is people to slit the throat but beyond that ...

I know that you can, son.

I think I should looking for a home of their own .

I promise you , I call Always , when I need money ...

or if someone Must wash clothes.

So, the book that your child writes , will pay my rear axle ?

Summer , it's not interesting , after all we have done ...

It was unnecessary, and it did not make sense in the end?

Makes you wonder really ... do nothing more .

Do not you think that you therefore your opinion ...

�nderst what the take-away from As for women in your adventures ?

No, I would say , after all we've been through ...

I had all the time Right, and each enlightenment ...

on gender policy was a Projection of your female insecurity.

But heeey , you have at least a pink room ship . Fly around and still have a little fun.

Maybe think you then take the mouth.

Dad? Summer? Where were about her all the time ?

- In Gazorpazorp . And you ? - I have read a newspaper.

Interestingly, Beth , I also heard of this news. Look here .

Listen ...

Wubba - dubba -dub -dub ! This world still has a chance .

See you next week ! to next week , everybody!

Mortimer Smith Jr., success - writer of the New York Times.

My book is about innocence , the definition of it ...

and the inevitability of his Un - possibility . Is it autobiographical ?

Course . I mean, every font piece is in my opinion.

But my ...

my father took me home ... locked up until I was a teenager.

And there was violence and Threats of toxic gases.

- But also dancing. - But they are stayed focused ...

and have this blend of let their suffering arise out .

This book by Smith Jr., " My terrible father " is in all stores ...

... available . Buy it right now. We'll be right back .

It's a thankless job , Morty . You've done your best .

I hope he eats enough.