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Listen, I pay no 70 Smidgens
for a broken Defrakulator .
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This is a multi-phase
Quantum resonator !
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- Can it also defrakulieren ?
- Shit no ...
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Because ... then that's a
broken Defrakulator .
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As you'd ' a fuck
know about Defrakulation .
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Your planet has just invented Cell Phones
and the reception is still shit !
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Yes, yes and your species eats
Sulfur. Let's say 60 Smidgens .
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I tell you what , I'll do a favor.
I grab another fart on it.
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Hey , uh, Rick , do you think I
might have something from here ?
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Just as a souvenir? to some
to have cool , you know?
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Not from here, Morty , elsewhere let us back
go , there are still other pawnshops .
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Okay, I just thought this robot because
over there looks really cool , you know?
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Oh, looks cool , huh?
That's why you want to ?
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Yeah, you know , I mean, he's
different than the stuff on Earth.
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And , and you know you always make me
to these crazy places in the galaxy and ...
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I have nothing , I'm everything to the
remembered here. It would be cool , so as a souvenir.
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What if you die
or something, then I would not ...
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which reminds me of this cool stuff
we have made , you know
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Okay, 60 for the resonator
and my grandson wants the Sexroboter .
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Rick and Morty S01E07
'' Raising Gazorpazorp ''
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Translated by EG42
for SubCentral.de
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With the Portuguese version
by paulo loppes to addic7ed.com
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So, we do now
just as if nothing ?
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I mean, this is not a
bad idea , just asking .
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Rick , why do you have so Morty
can bring something home?
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No idea what
do you want from me now ?
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He thought that it
looks cool. Do you understand ?
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Okay . Back ...
back ... to the top .
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- I a stride .
- In puberty ?
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You will him into a psychopathic killer
make , like Ralph Fiennes in " Red Dragon" .
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He is at that age. we
should be proud of him .
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God, we have expectations
now recognized already so low?
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Um, Rick , can you please
come again? Fast !
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Okay, if we now return to the
hear them squeak , we proceed one .
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Where is the Sexroboter , Morty ?
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This is Gwendoline .
I mean, the robot .
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She started to flash , has
transformed and tried to fly away .
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Strangely , make the
usually the men .
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You know what I mean, Morty ?
Wubba - dubba -dub -dub !
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Morty ...
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That's my slogan ,
do you remember ?
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Do you remember when I
this slogan introduced ?
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Okay , seriously.
Let me catch this thing .
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Come du ..
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- ... Racker .
- Unacceptable !
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What is going on here?
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- Alright ... oh-oh ...
- Oh- Oh ? What's this?
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I think Mortys robot was for
otherwise built as long weekends.
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Genetic compiler Bebr�tungs -
chamber. Yes, this is a baby factory .
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And that's half Morty
and half .. God knows what.
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It was my fault . I
'll take care of it .
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- Dad!
- No, no, no!
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What do you think ,
are you doing ?
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You have the house in quarantine plugged ,
brought as Summer olives from Mexico.
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I mean, this ...
Thing could be huge!
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It could eat brains or space
AIDS exhale. We must be careful.
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I've already missed careful
to be Rick . I am now a father.
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You know, it 's time to respon -
to be aware of. Or not ...
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- Give it a name
- ... Morty Jr. ?
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Oh , damn,
now it has a name.
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Dad, it's a living being.
It is half human.
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And it was on American
Born ground , that is ...
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Jerry , the financial statements in civics to
make was your fault. Punish us not for it.
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Okay , I guess the thing here in
my workshop and examine it .
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Let the thing
not out of sight.
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It now looks harmless, but
it could be dangerous .
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As the Insane Clown Posse ?
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Yes , that was good , Jerry. 2003, con-
call and wants to be an easy target .
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He 's like a little version of me . you
do not think that he is a monster , right?
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- That they are getting .
- Hey ...
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1995 called, who want to have their "Year
called and wants to return something back " joke.
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Why , Jerry ?
Why do you bother ?
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The whole life is troublesome.
I listen to when I die .
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- Get out .
- What are you doing?
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Well, I can not be the problem
solve it my way , because of the ...
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biological blockades yours
primitive family imposes on me.
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Ugh , I have one of
Mortys charges touched.
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But maybe I can right parents
find for Morty Jr. on the home planet.
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And that's ...
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Gazorpazorp ... , in Andromeda
The system. Shove off Summer ...
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Do not you need a new companion ,
as Morty now has a new family.
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I do not go on adventure
travel with women , Summer!
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Ah clear, because it would be better a cock
to have when you go through this hole ?
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Oh, shit!
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Granpa trick!
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Help !
Help !
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Granpa trick!
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Do you think still , it is a good idea
to go through holes without a cock ?
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- I want to go home .
- Oh , really?
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Great, now I have to because of your stupid
Breasts take over an entire planet .
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You're doing great, Morty .
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Really? I do not much .
What do I do if he cries ?
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You let it lie and wait
until it no longer crying.
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Yeah, right. We did it for Summer
and she shall be a stripper at the end.
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Or not ? Yes , it will. It is used for on -
attention stripping because she could not .
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Stop it with your own insecurity
feed , you are doing from him a Mort ...
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um ... more like you ..
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We can not all like
Reptiles are raised ...
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of a mentally
disturbed scientist.
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What the ...
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Listen to me ! this
Behavior do not like it !
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Stop it! Both ! Give
it to me ! Give me my baby!
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You're crazy . I will
Morty Jr. raise alone .
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Where are your hands?
Since your hands are i>
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And play as
We Happy Hands . i>
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Oh, you're going to this
Ruin child , Morty .
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At least vote
we agree there .
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Thank you , stupid fool .
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I said "Thank you" , Stupid -Stupid .
Get me more .
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Summer ,
put on your burqa !
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This burqa is a
Violation of human rights.
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And I have a lot of
this top output.
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Look, I try to ...
to repair the portal gun ...
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with parts of a sex -
Doll , one-handed ...
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while I was with the other
these monsters away from you think .
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The least thing you can do is
you ashamed of your gender.
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What does this here place?
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How have such backward idiots
can ever develop robots ?
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Obviously, have the
Gazorpianer developed so far
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that they by women
Have replaced breeding machines .
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The result: less distraction, less effort.
This allows them to focus more on wars ...
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and then they have themselves
bombed back to the Stone Age ...
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and now they fight for spurious
Pussy all day with sticks and stones.
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You think it is efficient,
Get rid of women?
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Did you ever see a queue
seen before the men's room ?
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Ka .. you can
hear me , Summer?
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distribute charges. i>
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Distribute loads!
Distribute loads!
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Now it gets interesting.
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Uh, you should get the
Eye mask , Summer .
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Yes , as it would
watch my dream.
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Yeah , baby i>
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Summer , stop ...
hold you tight .
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Granpa Rick ,
where are we going ?
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It is obvious buzzer that
the bottom layer of this company ...
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through a secret ruling class by sex
and advanced technology is manipulated.
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- Sounds familiar ?
- Evil corporations ...
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Ah look, Summer times . Hey brothers ... hey,
hey bro ... nice thing what you pervades here .
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Listen, I 'm Rick Sanchez,
of the earth, dimension C- 137th
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We want to harm anyone. we
come in peace ... it's all cool ...
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in the neighborhood ...
That's what I wanted to say.
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Oh , I understand. The old "Behind every
great man there is a Successful ... " phrase .
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Rest !
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Your slave has
bad manners .
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- My slave ?
- We assume that you by a ...
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primitive world come from, where it
Men servants is still allowed to be .
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If it is not your slave,
say it so we can kill him.
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He is my slave! He is my
Slave. He is definitely my slave.
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Oh , man!
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What is the opposite of Wubba - dubba -dub -dub
Did not I right , ladies and gentlemen?
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You played me yet .
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Oh Morty Jr., du .. you'll have a
special little boy or not?
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Oh, yes , you are my
special little boy.
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Mor ...
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Oh , what was that Morty Jr. ? Did
you just say Morty ? Tell Morty ...
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Murders !
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Morty ...
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Murderous !
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Um, Morty ?
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Destruction.
Control.
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Great ...
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The spider in Sector C is
still alive. i>
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Plan your route accordingly ,
and expected delays. i>
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We do not tell you what to do.
We only share our feelings with you. I>
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And now the weather : Is otherwise
yet someone cold, or just me ? i>
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I am Mar - Sha ,
Ruler of Gazorparzorp .
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I 'm here for you ,
if you want to talk .
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What is this place ?
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The paradise . We did it during
the great liabilities built aggression ...
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have separated than women from men
because of their growing -destructive behavior .
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- I 'm here for you if you want to talk
- I 'm here for you if you want to talk
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Here we provide mechanical replacement
forth to get our population.
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The fertilized replacement will go here
brought to our nursery .
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Girls are placed in educational programs
where they can provide their service to our paradise
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And guys ...
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... they play outside.
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That was just a baby .
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And in one day, he is a
gazorpianischer adult ...
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one of the most violent
Creatures in the universe.
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Wait a minute . We are here because a male
Gazorpianer was born on our planet.
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You speak only when you
'll addressed Pissnelke !
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But it is true. One of your babies
was born on our earth.
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- Are you the ruler of this earth ?
- How did you know ?
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- The quality of your shell.
- Do you like it ?
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I love it.
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I'm here if you want to talk .
I'm here if you want to talk .
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- I'm here if you want to talk .
- I'm here if you want to talk .
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If the Gazorpianer is male , is
your earth a great risk .
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We help you to come back ,
so you can destroy it .
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But first : Mojitos !
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Wi ... we have
no time for mojitos !
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You insult them .
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I do not care , Summer . This place
is horrible! I want to go home !
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What do you want , plays
but no matter ...
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for it is here
reasonable place where women rule .
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Yeah, you know what I
have to say?
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I do not
what I'm hearing ! i>
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Phew ! Boy! Who has the
Frogs let out , huh?
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Granpa !
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- Granpa ?
- That sounds patriarchal !
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It means
the father of the father.
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So this is not your slave , and the earth
is just another place , dominated by men.
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It is not
dominated by us , okay ?
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On Earth, men
and women are equal .
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Just as important ? We get 70 %
of your salary for the same job!
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Catch it !
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Was this really the right
Time to say this Summer?
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This is for you , Daddy .
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Oh , man. Okay , listen to me , Morty Jr.
I have to say something very important to you :
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- Killing is evil. Evil.
- You 're funny , Daddy .
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No, Morty Jr., I
'm serious , okay ?
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You have your attention
something else to give .
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What about dancing? Want
you learn how to dance ?
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I like to dance ...
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... on the graves of my enemies .
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Ohh , no, Morty Jr. !
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- Daddy , can I go out ?
- No, absolutely not!
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But there are all
the people and the animals.
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Yes , but you can
not go because ...
220
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... the air is toxic to you.
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You will die ... on the spot ... if
you leave this house . Do you understand me ?
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- Really?
- Yes , totally absolutely , buddy.
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So we stay inside
and let's dance , okay ?
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Look here . Look here .
Let's dance . Comm
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Dance with me .
We love to dance.
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- Why do we love to dance ?
- Because I say that!
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- Great.
- Great.
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So, why
are you in here?
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Because I a , know, a large
Penis between his legs have . And you ?
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The worst crime ,
that a woman can commit
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Veronica Ann Bennett, I tell you
guilty because of a bad haircut.
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Ever notice how the people with the
worst hairstyles always have three names ?
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Your punishment is that of all the
only to be be silent !
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Pfzt , our punishment
is a laugh.
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No!
Jackie !
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Rick and Summer of the Earth. because of
the crimes against femininity ...
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and the generating of the noise from the
we do not speak , because it does not exist ...
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'll sentenced her to ...
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W. .. what? Do we have
sleep on the couch ?
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- ... To death.
- �rks , crap.
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I hate you just as much .
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This is the first death sentence since
over 500 years , because we're awesome .
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So we have to improvise. We have
a huge stone placed on this rock .
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Holy shit ! you will
us crush it?
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No! Do not interrupt me ! The boulders
falls on a lever and the ... throwing knives.
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What? Just give me a
Gun , I'll kill myself
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Stop interrupting me!
The knives are ... okay !
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You were right the first time ,
okay? The stone crushed you.
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I just did not want to admit
that you were right . Satisfied? !
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- They simply ignore . Ignore them .
- What an asshole ...
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I'm sorry , Summer . I would not have to -
should allow you to bring us into this situation .
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I wish I had a better
Granpa may be for you.
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But honestly , that's really a
sweet top of what you're wearing .
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Upper part ?
My upper part !
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My upper part !
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The same top which you previously so
mochtet . Look here ! Look at the inscription ! Read it !
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It says ...
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... Mark Jacobs .
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Mark ? Jacob ?
These are names of penises.
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Yes ! Men have this
Upper part of the earth produced .
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Perhaps is the separation of the
Gender on your planet right.
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But on earth is a percentage
Proportion of men born gay ...
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why are my clothes ,
so much better than yours.
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A man makes such
fashionable clothes ?
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00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:41,386
That is true. And sometimes the truth does
hurt . But they must be accepted.
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As the truth is that the dress from you
an inappropriate color for your skin has ...
267
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and because it ends up on your neck ,
see you like a party clown.
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Okay, Ouch!
That was hurtful.
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But the fact is , if you Gazorpianische
Applying laws to the earth
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then you are no better than the men of
whose farts we do not want to talk .
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And if you think my top
is sweet, you can not execute us .
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Okay , give the
Earthlings a spaceship ...
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so she strange to her
Can return to planet ...
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where women tend to be equal -
are entitled, but not really.
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00:15:10,522 --> 00:15:13,956
Good work, Summer and
thank you girls , you are ...
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already ... something that I can say.
You know, when we first came here to ...
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- ... I was ...
- Immediately give him the spaceship .
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Morty Jr. ! You smoke ?
That's not okay!
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What will you do ? I Stuben -
arrest give ? I can not get out anyway !
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So what? You can in here some
making . Guitar playing , masturbating ...
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I do not masturbate.
I want to conquer the planet.
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Here we go again . What
do you think he still loves you ...
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if you see the planets
ingest , Morty Jr. ?
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Love , that's all
what interests you.
285
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What about weapons? and the
Dominion over the enemy ?
286
00:15:43,654 --> 00:15:48,098
Okay, enough History Channel . This TV
is only for animated films and video games !
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- I hate video games!
- Take that back !
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Give it to me .
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00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,834
Uh, because ... I did not want . I
did not want to do that. I am sorry .
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I can not take it anymore! I breathe better
Gift one to be with you than a minute !
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00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,473
No! No,
no, no! Stop!
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My life has been a lie!
God is dead! The state is bleak .
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When you go to Thanksgiving
the killing of Indians !
294
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:19,940
Jesus was not born on Christmas , they
have changed the day, it was a pagan festival !
295
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,826
- Oh, Dad ...
- Yes , Morty ?
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00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:25,199
My son is the planet over -
take and I 'm too young to drive.
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00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,544
Can you help me
bring it back?
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00:16:27,436 --> 00:16:30,486
I will
probably have , Morty ...
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00:16:30,904 --> 00:16:36,026
But first a big sip from a
gigantic glass " Habs - you - said."
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00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,197
Oh , my God !
Please Dad , come on!
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00:17:29,271 --> 00:17:30,994
Dad, there he is!
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00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:36,976
- Oh, God ! Hey, stop it!
- Oh, my God ! Oh , my God , Dad!
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Morty Jr., No!
It's me ! It's me , Dad!
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It's okay. Put that
Car back , Morty Jr. ..
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No! No!
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Where are your hands?
Where are your hands?
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My car !
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And as you play Happy Hands .
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- Get out of the way , Morty .
- No!
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Morty , this is one of the most aggressive
Creatures in the universe!
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He is my son!
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00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:07,264
And if you want to hurt him ,
you need to first kill me , Rick !
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Dad, I 'm so confused .
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00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:20,102
I know Morty Jr. I'm sorry . I have
lied to you and yelled at you ...
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as it did with my parents .
Parents are only children have children .
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First, you like the way
shiny looks a robot
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and suddenly you are in the
Fist fight with your alien son.
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I'm an alien?
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00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:34,886
We have some bad
Impulses , evil thoughts .
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We just have to learn to
something constructive to bundle .
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00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:40,671
But I want every
murder I see .
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Perhaps there is a
Job for people who think so .
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To be exact , yes.
Hi , I'm Brad Anderson.
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Creator of the famous
Comics Marmaduke .
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You should consider
draw to be a creative .
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I'm going by uncontrollable
Thoughts tormented ...
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such as self- injury and
aggressive sex, almost every day.
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00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:59,685
But you know what ? I have it
let everything flow into my works .
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- Oh, wow!
- Hmm ...
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00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,550
I never had that impression
get of Marmaduke .
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00:19:03,555 --> 00:19:06,655
Did you have the impression that I would
try to make you laugh ?
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Do not tell me that
the Brad Anderson was .
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00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:15,050
Do you hear that , Morty Jr. ?
Maybe you can be creative.
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00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:19,342
Maybe ? I 've always wanted my
Face on the back of a book to see.
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00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:23,727
I mean, what I really want is people
to slit the throat but beyond that ...
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00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:25,239
I know that
you can, son.
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I think I should
looking for a home of their own .
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00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:31,029
I promise you , I call
Always , when I need money ...
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00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,116
or if someone
Must wash clothes.
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00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:45,229
So, the book that your child writes ,
will pay my rear axle ?
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00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:50,043
Summer , it's not interesting ,
after all we have done ...
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00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:52,390
It was unnecessary, and it
did not make sense in the end?
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00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,891
Makes you wonder
really ... do nothing more .
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00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,700
Do not you think that you
therefore your opinion ...
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00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:59,149
�nderst what the take-away from
As for women in your adventures ?
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00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,184
No, I would say , after
all we've been through ...
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00:20:01,185 --> 00:20:03,551
I had all the time
Right, and each enlightenment ...
348
00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:06,821
on gender policy was a
Projection of your female insecurity.
349
00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:11,626
But heeey , you have at least a pink room
ship . Fly around and still have a little fun.
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00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,764
Maybe think
you then take the mouth.
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00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:15,137
Dad? Summer? Where were
about her all the time ?
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00:20:15,138 --> 00:20:18,277
- In Gazorpazorp . And you ?
- I have read a newspaper.
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00:20:18,278 --> 00:20:24,112
Interestingly, Beth , I also
heard of this news. Look here .
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00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:25,446
Listen ...
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00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,447
Wubba - dubba -dub -dub !
This world still has a chance .
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00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,317
See you next week ! to
next week , everybody!
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00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,029
Mortimer Smith Jr., success -
writer of the New York Times.
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00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,355
My book is about innocence ,
the definition of it ...
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00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:18,128
and the inevitability of his Un -
possibility . Is it autobiographical ?
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00:21:18,129 --> 00:21:22,085
Course . I mean, every font
piece is in my opinion.
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00:21:22,086 --> 00:21:23,857
But my ...
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00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:29,648
my father took me home ...
locked up until I was a teenager.
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00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:35,407
And there was violence and
Threats of toxic gases.
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00:21:36,142 --> 00:21:38,027
- But also dancing.
- But they are stayed focused ...
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00:21:38,028 --> 00:21:40,566
and have this blend of
let their suffering arise out .
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00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:44,187
This book by Smith Jr., " My
terrible father " is in all stores ...
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00:21:44,188 --> 00:21:46,894
... available . Buy it
right now. We'll be right back . I>
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00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:50,701
It's a thankless job , Morty .
You've done your best .
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00:21:50,702 --> 00:21:52,271
I hope he eats enough.
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