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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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JOHN: (NARRATING)
Ah, Venice Beach... a city built on contrast.
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Decade old concrete buildings layered
between million dollar homes.
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Worn out beach bums litter the same
streets your cousins from Oklahoma...
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...visit every summer.
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Every weird dive bar you love is being
pushed out by some shitbag tech company.
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And somewhere between the ruckus,
you'll find this guy...
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...Venice's only licensed detective.
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You just gotta live your life.
It goes by so fast. It's like a whisper.
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JOHN: That's my boss, Steve Ford...
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...a self-appointed figurehead
in the community.
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Takes that job very seriously.
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Before you know it, you're 12 years old,
and then where are you?
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I don't want you to make
the same mistakes that I made.
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It starts like this, a little bit of weed,
and then a little bit of blow, okay?
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And then a couple bottles
of tequila every week.
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And hookers three times a week.
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And, yeah, it's fun, in the moment,
it's fun, but let me tell you something.
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Those moments always end up
when your head feels like this big...
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...like a bus ran over it.
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You happy about that?
No, you're not happy about that.
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Then not too long after that,
you're sitting on your kitchen floor...
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...buck naked, you got a gun in your mouth...
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...and all you're thinking
about is, is today the day?
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Is today the day I pull the trigger? Bang!
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But you got a right to live...
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...and you gotta fuckin' live right,
you get me?
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All right.
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Let's go. This is a skate park,
come on. Let's go skate.
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JOHN:
I always wanted to be a private detective...
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...and with Steve being the only outfit
in town, I really had no other choice...
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...but to work with him.
Which is good... I think.
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And seeing as he was busy mentoring
the local youth of today...
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...I was left to finally get a shot
at cracking my first case...
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...and it has led me here,
to Nola Tuiasosopo...
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...at least, I believe I'm pronouncing
that right, I don't know, she's Samoan.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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...some of them have tricky
last names, some of them.
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Well, I'll edit that later. Uh...
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Missing since July. I just spotted her
at the corner of sixth and Oakwood.
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And, let me tell you, Steve was not
exaggerating, Nola is very attractive.
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Scratch that, she is very, very insanely...
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...why isn't she a professional
model-attractive.
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Anyway, by the looks of it, she's going
into a support group of some kind.
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- I'm guessing Alcoholics Anonymous, just...
- (PHONE BEEPS)
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- Shit. Dammit.
- (HORN HONKING)
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JOHN: And my name's John, Steve's partner.
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Uh, well, soon to be partner,
just waiting for some paperwork.
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Who'd like to go first?
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Hello, my name's Rick and I'm a sex addict.
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MEDIATOR: Hi, Rick.
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My poison's pornography.
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It started back in Catholic school
and got progressively worse.
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I'm currently logging about 40 hours a week.
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That's a full-time job.
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I've got premium subscriptions
to the big four...
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...PornHub, RedTube,
Reality Kings and Brazzers.
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Not to mention, EskimoTube...
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...JizzHut...
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Oh, God, I'm a monster!
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Jesus, right?
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Would you like to share with the group?
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Hm?
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- Would you like to share with the group?
- The group? Uh...
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...no! No, I'm good. I'm good to just listen.
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That's not really how it works.
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Everyone is required to participate
on their first night, please.
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Well, if it's required.
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Okay.
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I'm John...
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- ...and I'm a sex addict.
- GROUP: Hi, John.
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Hello. Uh, yeah, I just love sex.
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I love getting it, I love giving it.
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I love it too much and I get it too much,
that's my main problem.
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On that sex road, I've got my thumb out,
waiting to get on one of the sex cars.
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I am also logging about 40 hours a week...
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...but on sex, not just
jacking off like this guy, right?
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Full-blown sex. And, actually,
come to think of it...
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...it's more than 40 hours.
So, I'm doing time and a half.
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I should get paid my overtime. I mean,
obviously I'm not condoning sex for money.
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That's bad, right?
We all agree, would you? Good.
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I really just have sex with...
any old thang that comes my way.
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There's some limits, obviously, age...
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...18 and below is no... no bueno, no good.
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Upwards, though, is where I really shine...
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...50, 60, 80, 90, centennials...
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- Okay! Uh, thank you for sharing, John.
- All right, you got it.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Nola? Hey, Nola?
- Are you following me?
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No, no, no, I'm not following you.
No, no, don't mace me!
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I'm not a stalker. I...
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...I am technically following you,
but not in a stalker way...
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...just as a professional...
strictly professional.
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Look, your brothers
hired my boss to find you...
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...and that's where I come in.
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They want you to come home,
okay, they miss you.
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I could drive you,
at least to my boss' house.
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In a professional way...
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...not as a maniac or a pervert,
on either parts.
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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JOHN: Yeah, uh, I'll let her know.
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All right, so you'll be
safe there till tomorrow...
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...and then in the morning we can figure out
how best to deal with your brothers.
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Well, how about that Rick guy?
40 hours a week?
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I mean, that's a serious
commitment to masturbation.
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Yeah, hopefully he's changing
hands every once in a while.
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I mean, if you don't,
that's carpal tunnel syndrome...
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- And the blistering, and chafing.
- Ugh. Yeah.
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Let's just hope he's got
a little tub of like, Neosporin.
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- Ew!
- Well, I'm just saying.
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Sorry.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Okay, well, this is it.
- Great.
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As you can see,
it's a very nice establishment.
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- And, uh, you'll be home in no time.
- (CALL BOX BUZZING)
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STEVE: (OVER SPEAKER) Send her up.
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- There he is.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Steve's a great guy.
All right, well, pleasure to meet you.
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- You, too.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks for the ride.
- No problem, just doing my job.
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- Goodbye.
- See ya.
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(SIGHS)
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She'll be fine.
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Steve's a good guy.
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She'll be fine.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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(MUSIC FADES UP)
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Stay down! You're gonna wish
you never touched her!
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- Stop it, you're gonna kill him!
- Nola, take your ass in the goddamn room...
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...and don't you come out of there!
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STEVE: Listen, listen, let's talk about this.
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You're about to go through a Samoan storm.
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- Paid you to find her, Steve.
- I did find her!
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We told you to find her, not fuck her.
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- She's our sister, you son of a bitch.
- Yeah.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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You're dead, Steve!
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(MUSIC CHANGES)
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NOLA: Run, Steve, run!
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(SIREN CHIRPING)
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Okay, hands, pal! Let me see your hands!
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I said hands, now, get them up!
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Aw, Jesus.
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Oh, Bill, it's you. Jesus,
how you doing, man?
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Steve, what the hell are you doing out here?
Aren't you tired of this Peter Pan bullshit?
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This is no kind of life, you're an old man.
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Why don't you just meet somebody your
own age and make a life, for God sakes?
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- I will.
- You know, someday, Steve...
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...one of these guys is gonna catch you
and what are you gonna do then?
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Call 9-1-1, come find you,
we're gonna eat a lot of donuts.
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- Fuck you, Steve. Go home.
- Take care of yourself.
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- Be careful.
- This is not normal, okay?
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They hook electrodes up
to people when they do this.
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Well, that's what that feels like.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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There he is, get him!
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Turn, turn, hurry up! Hurry up!
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Go, go, go!
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- Oh, yeah, we got him now.
- Faster.
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Go, go, go, go, go! Look at this asshole!
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- Shit!
- Come on, let's go, let's go.
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Excuse me.
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Steve, you can't have a gun in the bar!
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You motherfucker!
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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TUI: Let's go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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Tino, Tino. Let me in!
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Where'd he go?
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- Yo, open up, man. Come on.
- You're naked.
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- What? Yeah, naked. Please let me in.
- I can't take another heart break, Steve.
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- The car? That's what this is about?
- I loved that car, Steve.
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- Oh, man, come on, Tino.
- It was stolen and I asked for your help.
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- I'm sorry, all right?
- I got feelings and I'm sensitive.
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I know you're sensitive. I understand!
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Alright, I'll get the car,
I'll get the car for you.
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- Say you promise.
- I promise.
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- You're not saying it. No!
- I promise you I'll get it. I promise.
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- Fingers up.
- Let me in, man, all right!
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- Cover that dick, I got pizza here.
- All right, yeah.
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Fuck.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Orale.
- Pull, fucker!
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I'm not going in there.
That's Spyder's place.
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My car's in that guy's garage, Steve,
you gotta get it for me.
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I'm not a repo man, okay,
I'm a fucking detective.
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You promised, Steve. I saved your ass,
Steve. Your word is your bond.
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- Okay, all right.
- Your word is your bond!
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- Your word is your bond!
- All right, just relax. Give me the keys.
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Thank you, Steve.
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STEVE: I got this.
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Hell yeah, fool.
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Hey. Two large pepperoni pizzas.
You ordered them, right?
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Hey, Spyder, pizza dude's here.
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JOHN: Carlos Manuel Ochoa...
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...goes by the name of Spyder, with a "y,"
with links to the Sinaloa Cartel.
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Rumor has it he once killed a barista
at Starbucks for misspelling his name.
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Which is tricky, it's with a "y."
Not the point.
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If there's drugs being sold in Venice,
they're coming from Spyder.
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Two pepperoni pizzas. Didn't you order that?
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No one ordered pizza, man.
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2-0-0-4, this is your pizza, right?
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Kinda old to be delivering pizzas, aye?
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You're telling me, man, my old lady
gives me shit all the time about it.
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How much?
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$25.00.
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Thanks, man, thank you, that's plenty.
Hey, man, can I use your restroom?
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I've been in the car a long time.
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- One or two?
- One.
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- All right, bro.
- Where is it?
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To the left. Don't piss on the seat, huh?
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All right.
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Who the fuck are you,
are you a cop? Huh? Huh?
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- No.
- Huh? Who are you?
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- Steve.
- Is that right?
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- I'm Spyder's friend.
- Yeah?
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That's the lavatory, right?
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LATINO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Whoa.
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(CUSTOM HORN HONKING)
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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Hey, Spyder...
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...I think someone's stealing your car.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Motherfucker.
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You killed my car.
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Aw, you can't kill a car like this,
man, look at it. You know...
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...a little hammer, a little glass.
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Tires still look fantastic.
232
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Sorry.
233
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Fuck!
234
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
235
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JOHN: Dave Jones, and no,
not the lead singer of The Monkees.
236
00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:01,663
This guy's a local legend
and Steve's longtime best pal.
237
00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:06,134
His claim to fame was surfing
the pier naked for 12 hours straight...
238
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:10,171
...on acid. Nowadays
he's lost a lot of that mojo...
239
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,463
...mainly due to a pretty nasty divorce.
240
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STEVE: Hey, Dave.
241
00:19:17,778 --> 00:19:20,064
Did you start working at Tino's Pizza?
242
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:26,454
Yeah. You want my take on all of this?
243
00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:27,855
Yeah.
244
00:19:27,954 --> 00:19:30,806
Never buy a surf shop,
look at this inventory.
245
00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:35,197
She wants full assets and alimony, too.
246
00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:37,507
Sorry, man.
247
00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:39,971
You're gonna be all right.
248
00:19:40,072 --> 00:19:42,068
We'll figure something out.
249
00:19:42,169 --> 00:19:45,673
- Sun's gonna be up soon.
- Yeah, it is.
250
00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:49,950
- Should probably get some sleep.
- I just finished your new board.
251
00:19:50,049 --> 00:19:52,335
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
252
00:20:05,557 --> 00:20:08,494
This has been fun,
but I gotta go pick up my dog.
253
00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:10,696
Why don't you just let her have Buddy?
254
00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:13,252
She likes that I come by to pick him up.
255
00:20:15,135 --> 00:20:16,959
Makes her feel better...
256
00:20:17,638 --> 00:20:19,507
...safer I think.
257
00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:21,890
Her?
258
00:20:37,856 --> 00:20:41,384
JOHN: Steve's sister has fallen on hard
times after her husband took off...
259
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:44,830
...and emptied their bank account.
He's really been there for her.
260
00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:47,032
- Steve.
- JOHN: Helping out as much as he can.
261
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:49,469
- Hey, Katey.
- Thanks for the coffee.
262
00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:52,052
JOHN: It's pretty selfless of him, actually.
263
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:58,633
- See? What a guy.
- Taylor!
264
00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:00,876
Taylor!
265
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:03,480
Uncle Steve's here to pick up Buddy.
266
00:21:08,086 --> 00:21:10,121
Have you heard from him?
267
00:21:10,221 --> 00:21:13,258
Still somewhere in Australia
and finding himself.
268
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,579
We can't afford to stay here.
269
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,864
He thinks there's something more out there.
I mean, what the fuck is out there?
270
00:21:18,963 --> 00:21:20,931
Honey, I don't know.
271
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:23,298
You're gonna be all right.
272
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,807
JOHN:
Buddy Ford, 49 years old in dog years...
273
00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:34,810
...and 100 percent Parson Russell Terrier.
274
00:21:34,911 --> 00:21:36,830
Man, does Steve love that dog.
275
00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:38,465
Uncle Steve.
276
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,201
Hi, Taylor. What are you studying?
277
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:45,005
- TAYLOR: Chemistry.
- Want some help with that?
278
00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,954
A.P. Chemistry.
279
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,585
Will you bring Buddy back later tonight?
280
00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:57,038
How about if I bring him back every night
and pick him up first thing in the morning...
281
00:21:57,138 --> 00:21:58,818
...until you tell me to stop?
282
00:21:58,919 --> 00:22:01,369
- Really?
- Yeah.
283
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:05,548
- That would be cool.
- He gets a little gassy.
284
00:22:05,647 --> 00:22:07,493
I don't mind it.
285
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,449
Come on, Buddy, here we go.
286
00:22:11,234 --> 00:22:13,916
Come on, here you go, right out here.
287
00:22:14,018 --> 00:22:16,103
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
288
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,199
Sorry, no dogs.
289
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,902
- Oh, no, he's all right.
- What does that mean?
290
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:52,070
That's just something I say
when I try to circumvent the rules.
291
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,207
- Sometimes it works.
- Mm-mm.
292
00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:57,170
No? All right. Get out, pal.
293
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,326
Large coffee.
294
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:07,684
You're not in your office.
295
00:23:07,785 --> 00:23:10,805
- Lew the Jew.
- JOHN: Whoa, whoa, okay...
296
00:23:10,904 --> 00:23:15,161
...I know how that sounds.
It's not offensive, everyone calls him that.
297
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,328
I mean, he calls himself, "Lew the Jew."
298
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,328
- No, I'm not in my office.
- I went by your office.
299
00:23:20,429 --> 00:23:23,301
- And you didn't find me there?
- Steve, I want to hire you.
300
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,038
JOHN: He's a savvy businessman,
and a little miserly...
301
00:23:26,137 --> 00:23:28,959
- ...but not in a Jewish way, in a normal way.
- ...girl in the picture...
302
00:23:29,058 --> 00:23:33,010
Hey, hey, Steve, that's a lot of money
for just a few pictures, you know?
303
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:36,213
Yeah. Could've cost you a lot more money.
304
00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:38,749
Why are we arguing? Let's talk business.
305
00:23:38,848 --> 00:23:41,685
Thank you. I'll see you later, Lew.
306
00:23:42,586 --> 00:23:44,457
Let's go, Buddy.
307
00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:46,826
Some son of a bitch graffiti punk...
308
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,528
...has been spray-painting
the walls of my apartment buildings.
309
00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:54,075
I could certainly help you with that.
I know many of the taggers...
310
00:23:54,174 --> 00:23:56,901
...in the neighborhood, the only
problem is, you still owe me money.
311
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,238
Aw, Steve, I can't pay you for that. You
understand, it's the principle of the thing.
312
00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:04,240
Steve! We're getting the band
back together, bro!
313
00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:06,509
- Great! Yeah!
- My man!
314
00:24:06,608 --> 00:24:09,394
Taylor Swift saved the music industry!
315
00:24:10,213 --> 00:24:12,951
- Who the hell is that?
- No clue.
316
00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:15,067
I'll sell you the house back.
317
00:24:16,652 --> 00:24:19,190
- My parent's house?
- Yeah.
318
00:24:19,289 --> 00:24:23,923
You'll sell it back to me?
At the same price they sold it to you for?
319
00:24:24,394 --> 00:24:27,089
Come on, Stevie, you're killing me, man.
320
00:24:27,191 --> 00:24:31,201
I mean, this is Silicon Beach now.
You realize what I could get for that house?
321
00:24:31,301 --> 00:24:33,183
No deal.
322
00:24:34,202 --> 00:24:36,055
Ten percent more.
323
00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,945
I can see this is
really important to you, Lew.
324
00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:45,848
What gave it away?
325
00:24:46,548 --> 00:24:49,195
- I want it in writing.
- You're killin' me.
326
00:24:49,296 --> 00:24:52,003
Fine, let's go. I gotta show it to you.
327
00:24:55,057 --> 00:24:57,427
Holy Christ.
328
00:24:57,527 --> 00:24:59,470
LEW: See what I mean?
329
00:24:59,568 --> 00:25:02,934
- I like it.
- You could see how I might not.
330
00:25:03,465 --> 00:25:05,834
STEVE: He's really captured your essence.
331
00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:09,678
- Why don't you just paint over it?
- I painted over it four times.
332
00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:12,221
You should have seen the other shit,
it was filthier than this.
333
00:25:12,321 --> 00:25:15,333
- I can't imagine anything filthier than this.
- Just get it done, Steve...
334
00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:17,713
...if you want your parent's house back.
335
00:25:18,213 --> 00:25:20,064
Just pay me.
336
00:25:22,951 --> 00:25:26,188
Don't look at that, come here,
don't look at that.
337
00:25:26,288 --> 00:25:28,339
(SURF ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:25:34,395 --> 00:25:37,767
- How about this?
- Cash only, no checks.
339
00:25:37,867 --> 00:25:39,784
And that's on sale.
340
00:25:39,884 --> 00:25:41,769
Great, thanks.
341
00:25:41,869 --> 00:25:46,226
She can take my shop,
but I'm not leaving her anything.
342
00:25:47,308 --> 00:25:50,529
- Yeah.
- I'm letting it go.
343
00:25:52,547 --> 00:25:55,566
You do that, pal, let it all go.
344
00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:11,967
JOHN: Now, normally by this time, Steve's
already had about eight cups of coffee...
345
00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:14,776
and he doesn't really handle
the caffeine all that well.
346
00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:18,318
So, a little secret between you and I
is I switched the brew in our office...
347
00:26:18,419 --> 00:26:21,226
...with decaf, you know,
to take the edge off.
348
00:26:21,326 --> 00:26:24,682
STEVE: John. Have you seen a picture
around here, a picture of my house?
349
00:26:24,781 --> 00:26:26,926
- Wow, this is good coffee.
- Uh...
350
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:30,234
...the Samoans called looking for you.
351
00:26:30,335 --> 00:26:33,438
I said that you were very sorry.
352
00:26:33,537 --> 00:26:36,473
Good. You didn't give them
the address to the office, right?
353
00:26:36,573 --> 00:26:37,708
- No.
- Good.
354
00:26:37,807 --> 00:26:39,710
Although, I'm sure if they...
355
00:26:39,809 --> 00:26:42,429
...were to do any type
of light investigating...
356
00:26:42,528 --> 00:26:44,817
...they could find out where it is.
357
00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:49,952
What about the picture?
358
00:26:50,052 --> 00:26:52,853
It's a picture of my family's house.
359
00:26:52,952 --> 00:26:55,892
No. Look, the insurance company
said they won't pay...
360
00:26:55,991 --> 00:26:58,828
...until you get a couple things sorted out.
361
00:26:59,229 --> 00:27:01,898
A picture of my parent's house.
362
00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,986
- Yeah, I haven't seen it.
- It was on my desk.
363
00:27:04,086 --> 00:27:07,471
Okay, still, no house. The insurance
company said that we won't get paid...
364
00:27:07,569 --> 00:27:10,266
- ...until we, you know, file them.
- Mm-hm.
365
00:27:10,365 --> 00:27:13,423
- We're on a new case now.
- Great.
366
00:27:13,521 --> 00:27:17,779
Lew the Jew, all his apartment buildings,
you're getting graffiti all over the place.
367
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:22,567
- There's a month of my life down the drain.
- The house, it was on my... it was right...
368
00:27:24,820 --> 00:27:27,256
- Sorry, this is it right here.
- Oh.
369
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:30,859
Oh, well, let's see
what this photo is all about.
370
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,998
This is me as a kid. Look, seven years
old right there. I'm holding the dog.
371
00:27:35,097 --> 00:27:37,200
- JOHN: That's you?
- Yeah.
372
00:27:37,299 --> 00:27:39,134
You're such a fat kid.
373
00:27:39,234 --> 00:27:41,903
You know, my parent's fed me
all the wrong food, but...
374
00:27:42,003 --> 00:27:46,741
Yeah, a lot of it, too. Looks like you
might've had a third brother that you ate.
375
00:27:46,842 --> 00:27:49,177
Surprised you didn't eat the dog.
376
00:27:49,278 --> 00:27:53,701
Just because of how big you are.
But you're good now, so...
377
00:27:53,801 --> 00:27:56,884
Do you know any graffiti artists around here?
378
00:27:56,983 --> 00:27:59,520
- No, not personally...
- Then you should find some, how about that?
379
00:27:59,621 --> 00:28:02,972
Yeah, sure, definitely,
I'll find some graffiti artists.
380
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:09,349
- You should get more of this coffee, too.
- Yep, definitely.
381
00:28:10,865 --> 00:28:13,969
- DAVE: Steve... I need you.
- (CAR HORN HONKING)
382
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:16,271
I lost a lot of this weight right away.
383
00:28:17,172 --> 00:28:18,989
Come on, Buddy.
384
00:28:21,508 --> 00:28:24,741
You also lost a lot
of that hair right away, too.
385
00:28:25,511 --> 00:28:26,747
- Steve.
- Hey.
386
00:28:26,846 --> 00:28:28,383
I need your help.
387
00:28:28,481 --> 00:28:29,957
- All right, when?
- Right now.
388
00:28:30,057 --> 00:28:31,818
- Right now?
- Right now.
389
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:33,921
You know why.
390
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:36,055
I'm desperate.
391
00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:40,626
Okay. All right, Buddy,
in the back, up we go.
392
00:28:40,727 --> 00:28:43,346
- Right now, huh?
- Yep.
393
00:28:43,631 --> 00:28:45,480
STEVE: Stay low, Buddy.
394
00:28:47,968 --> 00:28:52,173
Put this in your ear, you'll be able to
hear me talking to you the whole time.
395
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,508
Okay.
396
00:28:55,138 --> 00:28:58,561
- You sure you want to go through with this?
- I have to, Steve.
397
00:28:58,662 --> 00:29:00,280
The first sign of trouble,
you get the fuck out of there.
398
00:29:00,381 --> 00:29:02,727
- I know, I will.
- I'm not kidding.
399
00:29:16,662 --> 00:29:18,712
Wish me luck.
400
00:29:29,509 --> 00:29:31,210
- DAVE: (OVER SPEAKER) May I?
- ANNE: (OVER SPEAKER) Hi, Dave.
401
00:29:31,309 --> 00:29:32,894
DAVE: Anne.
402
00:29:41,319 --> 00:29:43,970
You need to sign the divorce papers, Dave.
403
00:29:44,489 --> 00:29:49,911
STEVE: Don't sign anything.
Repeat, do not sign anything, Dave.
404
00:29:51,714 --> 00:29:53,757
(INAUDIBLE)
405
00:30:13,951 --> 00:30:15,608
Dave!
406
00:30:17,454 --> 00:30:20,057
I'll give you the surf shop, you can have it.
407
00:30:20,157 --> 00:30:23,594
STEVE: Don't do it. Get up and walk away.
408
00:30:23,693 --> 00:30:25,721
You won't reconsider?
409
00:30:27,663 --> 00:30:29,548
It's done.
410
00:30:46,351 --> 00:30:48,386
Dave, it's done!
411
00:30:48,885 --> 00:30:50,755
STEVE: Careful, buddy.
412
00:30:51,654 --> 00:30:55,092
I'm going to sign these papers
because I've learned how to let go.
413
00:30:55,192 --> 00:30:57,019
STEVE: Oh, no.
414
00:30:57,119 --> 00:31:01,096
And if you think you deserve everything
I've ever worked for...
415
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:05,501
...then I want you to have it,
including the surf shop.
416
00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:10,842
STEVE: No, no, Dave.
Don't sign anything, stop, stop.
417
00:31:28,459 --> 00:31:30,107
I told him.
418
00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:42,519
I think I fucked up.
419
00:31:43,873 --> 00:31:45,724
It'll be okay.
420
00:31:56,051 --> 00:31:57,902
Come on, Buddy.
421
00:32:01,021 --> 00:32:03,471
You're gonna be spending
some time with Taylor.
422
00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:10,013
Not forever. Come on.
423
00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:18,689
That a boy. Go knock on the door.
424
00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:26,406
How ya doin'?
425
00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:29,455
I'm okay. How are you?
426
00:33:31,978 --> 00:33:34,096
You know that I think of you as a son.
427
00:33:36,545 --> 00:33:38,575
I did not know that, but thank you.
428
00:33:38,674 --> 00:33:42,990
I guess I feel like, sometimes
I think of you as a father...
429
00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,855
...in a way...
430
00:33:46,319 --> 00:33:49,461
- ...a very intimidating father.
- I'm gonna need your help, John.
431
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,898
Okay, what, like out in the field?
432
00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:56,107
You're gonna go out there and you're gonna
find out whoever's painting these murals...
433
00:33:56,208 --> 00:34:00,003
- ...on Lew the Jew's walls.
- I checked out all the taggers in the city.
434
00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:03,038
I got nothing.
The guy doesn't leave a signature.
435
00:34:03,138 --> 00:34:06,744
Maybe he's not a tagger,
maybe this guy's a trained artist.
436
00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:10,492
- Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, that fits.
- And, John...
437
00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:12,599
...wear extra underpants.
438
00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:15,469
Why?
439
00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,391
Why?
440
00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:21,342
Why do I have to wear extra underpants?
441
00:34:21,443 --> 00:34:23,195
That's the discipline.
442
00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,931
I'm sorry, sorry,
it's part of being a detective...
443
00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,362
...to wear multiple pairs of underwear?
444
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,686
Do you have multiple pairs
of underwear on right now?
445
00:34:35,005 --> 00:34:36,610
That's my secret.
446
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,710
Cool.
447
00:34:39,809 --> 00:34:43,429
- Get yourself ready.
- Classic father figure.
448
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:06,699
Jesus Christ, Nola.
449
00:35:06,802 --> 00:35:10,713
No, this has gotta stop, okay?
It really does.
450
00:35:11,362 --> 00:35:15,210
It's over. I cannot see you anymore.
451
00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:19,065
I just had to see you.
452
00:35:23,186 --> 00:35:25,056
NOLA: Baby, oh...
453
00:35:25,155 --> 00:35:27,190
(MOANING)
454
00:35:27,789 --> 00:35:30,295
- (PHONE RINGING)
- NOLA: Steve, don't answer that.
455
00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:31,996
- This is Taylor.
- Who's Taylor?
456
00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:34,630
Hold on. Hey, honey, hi, how are you doing?
457
00:35:34,730 --> 00:35:36,556
- TAYLOR: Uncle Steve.
- NOLA: I want you right now.
458
00:35:36,655 --> 00:35:39,702
- Who's that?
- Oh, that's the maid, she slipped and fell.
459
00:35:39,802 --> 00:35:41,755
TAYLOR:
We've been robbed, they took everything!
460
00:35:41,855 --> 00:35:43,733
You got what?
461
00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:48,878
They took everything, the TV,
the stereo, Taylor's Xbox.
462
00:35:48,978 --> 00:35:51,155
I can't believe it, they took Buddy!
463
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:56,219
STEVE:
Try to stay calm and wait for the cops.
464
00:35:56,318 --> 00:35:58,586
- Well, where are you going?
- I'm gonna go and get my dog.
465
00:35:58,686 --> 00:36:02,163
- Our dog.
- Our dog! Don't leave!
466
00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:18,474
- Rajeesh.
- I didn't see anything.
467
00:36:18,574 --> 00:36:20,809
- See what?
- Anything.
468
00:36:20,909 --> 00:36:23,244
- What the fuck you talking...
- No.
469
00:36:23,344 --> 00:36:26,248
Doesn't matter what it is. I'm not trying
to get into any more trouble, Steve.
470
00:36:26,347 --> 00:36:28,150
- Well, can I...
- No!
471
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:30,952
Your security camera is pointing
right down my street.
472
00:36:31,052 --> 00:36:34,539
- They hate me in this neighborhood.
- Who hates you? You are beloved.
473
00:36:34,639 --> 00:36:37,891
Not all of them, okay, but I'm the outsider.
474
00:36:39,193 --> 00:36:41,478
They stole my dog, Buddy.
475
00:36:41,579 --> 00:36:44,842
- A delicacy in my country, right?
- I never said that.
476
00:36:44,943 --> 00:36:48,637
- You thought it. $200.
- $200?
477
00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:51,708
That's how much it costs
to betray my neighbor.
478
00:36:53,331 --> 00:36:55,425
What is it coming to?
479
00:37:06,036 --> 00:37:09,289
- How about $80?
- Fine. Loser.
480
00:37:19,233 --> 00:37:23,152
Two guys, druggies, they tried
to trade their stuff for some beer.
481
00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:26,922
They had your dog. I've seen them
hanging out down by the boardwalk.
482
00:37:29,342 --> 00:37:32,628
- You're a good neighbor.
- Fuck you, Steve.
483
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,565
(MUSIC FADES UP)
484
00:37:43,804 --> 00:37:47,148
Hey, dickhead, can I hit that?
485
00:37:48,961 --> 00:37:50,297
What'd you call us?
486
00:37:50,396 --> 00:37:54,485
Actually, what I meant to say was
dickheads. Dickhead one, dickhead two.
487
00:37:54,586 --> 00:37:57,360
- Hey, fuck you, man!
- How's that?
488
00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:59,514
- Hey, what's your problem, bro!
- You're my problem.
489
00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:02,550
- You broke my nose, fag!
- Oh, shut up, who cares?
490
00:38:02,650 --> 00:38:04,507
- Where's my fucking dog?
- He ran away.
491
00:38:04,608 --> 00:38:07,666
- Yeah, he ran away. He ran away.
- What do you mean, he ran away?
492
00:38:07,766 --> 00:38:10,130
We gave him to our dealer,
our dealer has him.
493
00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:12,085
- What's his name?
- I don't know the dog's name!
494
00:38:12,186 --> 00:38:14,320
Not the dog's name, idiot!
What's your dealer's name?
495
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,860
Spyder, his name is Spyder!
496
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,972
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
497
00:38:22,193 --> 00:38:24,018
Buddy's collar?
498
00:38:27,699 --> 00:38:30,184
Never fuck with a man's dog.
499
00:38:41,512 --> 00:38:43,717
Fuck me sideways.
500
00:38:43,818 --> 00:38:45,835
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
501
00:38:50,956 --> 00:38:52,771
Hey, guys.
502
00:38:57,695 --> 00:39:02,168
Spyder? Hey, Spyder, it's me,
Steve, you remember?
503
00:39:05,103 --> 00:39:09,273
I felt really bad about crashing the car
through your garage door.
504
00:39:09,373 --> 00:39:11,911
Brought you this delicious basket of muf...
505
00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:20,018
(FORCED STRUGGLE)
506
00:39:20,818 --> 00:39:25,438
You got some grande fucking cojones
showing your face around here again, bro.
507
00:39:27,706 --> 00:39:30,960
- What time is it?
- Time to fuck you up again, yo.
508
00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:41,219
That fucker knocked himself out.
509
00:39:46,576 --> 00:39:48,159
Mmm.
510
00:39:49,347 --> 00:39:51,748
Hey, what is this?
511
00:39:52,648 --> 00:39:54,516
Banana walnut.
512
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:57,436
It's got a hint of cinnamon, yo.
513
00:39:58,621 --> 00:40:00,706
So, why you here, loco?
514
00:40:02,259 --> 00:40:04,134
There's this girl.
515
00:40:04,753 --> 00:40:07,829
It's my niece, Taylor, just turned 15.
516
00:40:07,929 --> 00:40:12,068
She's a sweet girl. Does good in school,
she's smart, she's happy, she's funny.
517
00:40:12,168 --> 00:40:14,903
Out of nowhere,
her dad picks up and takes off.
518
00:40:15,005 --> 00:40:17,472
Just goes to try and find himself,
whatever that means.
519
00:40:17,572 --> 00:40:21,378
So now, I just... I look after
Taylor and her mom, Katey.
520
00:40:21,476 --> 00:40:25,030
- What the fuck this gotta do with anything?
- Let him finish.
521
00:40:25,324 --> 00:40:27,146
Go, bro.
522
00:40:27,246 --> 00:40:29,706
Last night, their house got robbed.
523
00:40:30,487 --> 00:40:34,458
They took that TV,
that stereo system and that Xbox.
524
00:40:34,757 --> 00:40:38,242
But the most important thing
that they took was my dog.
525
00:40:38,628 --> 00:40:40,195
Buddy.
526
00:40:40,365 --> 00:40:42,297
- This dog?
- That is my dog.
527
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:45,135
I didn't steal this dog, okay?
I didn't steal this dog.
528
00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:47,085
Shut up.
529
00:40:47,635 --> 00:40:50,277
Yo, we didn't steal no dog.
530
00:40:51,103 --> 00:40:53,208
- The dog was a gift.
- Uh-huh.
531
00:40:53,309 --> 00:40:57,121
Nevertheless, this dog
is the only thing that my niece...
532
00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:59,297
...gets any comfort from.
533
00:41:03,552 --> 00:41:06,173
- So, you want the dog back?
- I'm not giving you the dog back!
534
00:41:06,275 --> 00:41:09,257
- Shut up.
- It's the only thing I want.
535
00:41:09,358 --> 00:41:12,059
Okay then, ese. You can have the dog back.
536
00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:14,811
- No!
- Yes. (SHUSHING)
537
00:41:17,231 --> 00:41:19,434
It's only gonna cost you $3,000.
538
00:41:19,534 --> 00:41:21,969
- $3,000?
- $4,000.
539
00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:24,239
- You just said, $3,000.
- You just fucked up my window.
540
00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:27,639
- You gave that dog to me.
- Cállate.
541
00:41:30,811 --> 00:41:35,197
You give me four grand for the car,
the window and the garage...
542
00:41:35,297 --> 00:41:38,929
...and I'll throw the dog in because
the story of the little niña...
543
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:40,755
...touched my heart, bro.
544
00:41:40,855 --> 00:41:44,458
- I don't have that kind of money.
- Then I'll fucking kill you.
545
00:41:44,559 --> 00:41:48,097
- Then I can get it.
- You got 24 hours, Holmes.
546
00:41:49,456 --> 00:41:51,518
That's my dog, Spyder.
547
00:41:57,804 --> 00:41:59,882
(MUSIC PLAYING)
548
00:42:08,349 --> 00:42:13,286
JOHN: Ah, Yuri, Venice's local loan
shark and ruthless son of a bitch.
549
00:42:13,387 --> 00:42:17,324
Everybody knows, he is the last person
you want to borrow money from.
550
00:42:17,423 --> 00:42:20,793
He's also the last person you want
to see on a beach wearing a bikini.
551
00:42:20,893 --> 00:42:22,262
I love this country.
552
00:42:22,461 --> 00:42:24,864
JOHN:
He only gives you a day to pay him back.
553
00:42:24,965 --> 00:42:29,635
What kind of person borrows money from a guy
who only gives you a day to pay him back?
554
00:42:29,735 --> 00:42:31,538
- How's it going, Yuri?
- (JOHN SIGHS)
555
00:42:31,637 --> 00:42:33,844
Eh, it takes patience.
556
00:42:33,943 --> 00:42:37,621
So, how much money you looking for?
557
00:42:38,177 --> 00:42:42,014
- $5,000.
- On the phone you said, $4,000.
558
00:42:42,114 --> 00:42:46,536
I figured if I ask for four,
I should probably ask for five. Right?
559
00:42:47,353 --> 00:42:50,222
So, how you figure
on paying this monies back?
560
00:42:50,322 --> 00:42:53,016
Yuri, it's me, Steve,
you know I'm good for it.
561
00:42:53,115 --> 00:42:57,172
- (METAL DETECTOR BEEPS)
- Whoa, oh, oh! Wait, wait, wait.
562
00:42:57,273 --> 00:42:58,434
(LAUGHS)
563
00:42:58,532 --> 00:43:00,458
- Huh!
- A Casio!
564
00:43:00,557 --> 00:43:03,009
I need this, I'm awful with time.
565
00:43:04,702 --> 00:43:09,916
Listen, you ever heard
of the, uh, Belarus Bowtie?
566
00:43:11,043 --> 00:43:13,278
First you cut off the testicles...
567
00:43:13,878 --> 00:43:16,148
...then you shove them down throat.
568
00:43:17,548 --> 00:43:20,972
Then you have incision here and here.
569
00:43:21,072 --> 00:43:25,094
You pop the balls out and it looks like a...
570
00:43:25,195 --> 00:43:28,675
- Bowtie?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very formal.
571
00:43:29,762 --> 00:43:33,463
Listen, Stevie, I like you, you're funny.
572
00:43:33,563 --> 00:43:35,599
I loan you money...
573
00:43:35,728 --> 00:43:39,538
...but you pay me back
or you have scrotum bowtie.
574
00:43:39,637 --> 00:43:41,222
"Ponimayu?"
575
00:43:43,007 --> 00:43:44,581
Da.
576
00:43:44,681 --> 00:43:47,380
- Scrotum Bowtie.
- Mm-hm.
577
00:43:47,978 --> 00:43:49,614
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
578
00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:51,072
See you soon.
579
00:43:51,172 --> 00:43:53,173
(MUSIC PLAYING)
580
00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:57,021
LEW: So, Steve...
581
00:43:57,121 --> 00:44:00,748
...I just got off the phone with my brokers
and it turns out that the Chinese group...
582
00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:04,762
...that's interested in buying my apartment
complex is getting a little skittish...
583
00:44:04,862 --> 00:44:07,280
- ...about the graffiti situation.
- Yeah...
584
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:09,681
...the graffiti situation
is getting skittishy.
585
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:13,271
They're cutting their offer by half, Steve.
586
00:44:13,371 --> 00:44:17,574
So, here's the thing, okay? You find
this graffiti kid in the next two days...
587
00:44:17,673 --> 00:44:20,143
...and you guarantee me no graffiti
through the end of escrow...
588
00:44:20,244 --> 00:44:23,280
...and I will sell you this house
for what I paid for it.
589
00:44:23,380 --> 00:44:25,885
- That's really generous, Lew.
- Mm-hm, it is.
590
00:44:25,987 --> 00:44:29,952
Look, the way I see it, you're probably
looking at a loss of eight figures...
591
00:44:30,052 --> 00:44:34,190
...if I don't find this guy. But if you
don't want my help, I understand.
592
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:37,726
- I'm sure you...
- Okay, okay, yeah, I get it, okay.
593
00:44:38,226 --> 00:44:40,360
Find the guy and I'll give you
the fuckin' house!
594
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:44,835
You see? Give, take, and everybody's happy.
595
00:44:44,934 --> 00:44:49,387
I'm not happy. This is not happy.
Catch the fucker.
596
00:45:00,416 --> 00:45:03,885
Steve? Hi, it's John,
sorry to leave this on your voicemail...
597
00:45:03,987 --> 00:45:08,789
...but I'm just looking at a picture of
one of the murals from Lew's building...
598
00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:12,362
...and, okay, yes...
599
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:15,931
...I give the piece as a whole,
seven out of ten.
600
00:45:16,030 --> 00:45:18,934
The scrotum shading, the veins...
601
00:45:19,034 --> 00:45:22,706
...and it's like the whole thing
just follows you.
602
00:45:23,505 --> 00:45:25,340
So, here's what I'm gonna do.
603
00:45:25,442 --> 00:45:27,873
JOHN: (NARRATING) I'm gonna go
to all the local art galleries...
604
00:45:27,972 --> 00:45:32,581
...show them the picture,
just try to absorb as much cock as I can.
605
00:45:33,282 --> 00:45:35,166
In, uh...
606
00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:39,019
...ocularly, through my eyes, not...
607
00:45:39,518 --> 00:45:44,092
All right, well... I'm gonna go hop on
this and I'll check in with you later.
608
00:45:44,193 --> 00:45:47,242
Jesus, man, that was bad.
609
00:45:56,271 --> 00:46:00,570
Hey, uh... I'm wondering
if I can ask you about an artist.
610
00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:03,110
- Sure.
- Okay.
611
00:46:03,710 --> 00:46:07,248
I gotta warn you, it's a little racy.
612
00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:11,119
Ah, yes! Salvatore Lopez, that's the artist.
613
00:46:11,219 --> 00:46:13,920
- Salvatore Lopez, are you sure?
- I'm positive.
614
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,094
- You sure?
- Yes.
615
00:46:16,195 --> 00:46:19,726
Look, you see how the veins follow you?
616
00:46:19,827 --> 00:46:22,661
- Yes, I do.
- It's him.
617
00:46:22,762 --> 00:46:25,132
And the, uh, scrotal shading, it's...
618
00:46:25,233 --> 00:46:27,367
I mean, it's classic Salvatore. Perfect.
619
00:46:27,467 --> 00:46:29,436
- Classic Salvatore?
- Absolutely, yes.
620
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,905
Classic Salvatore... where can I find him?
621
00:46:32,005 --> 00:46:34,376
- Hm, why?
- Just 'cause I'm a big fan...
622
00:46:34,474 --> 00:46:37,110
...and I'm actually looking
to commission a mural.
623
00:46:37,210 --> 00:46:40,492
Okay, well, leave me your number,
I'll see what I can do.
624
00:46:43,351 --> 00:46:47,186
STEVE: Hey, Spyder, got it, four grand.
625
00:46:47,586 --> 00:46:50,472
Four grand. Where's my dog?
626
00:46:52,759 --> 00:46:56,028
Bad news, fucker. Your dog's gone.
627
00:46:56,128 --> 00:46:58,264
Gone? How gone?
628
00:46:58,364 --> 00:47:00,833
All the way gone. Lupe, that bitch, took him.
629
00:47:00,934 --> 00:47:03,081
What are you talking about.
You just took my money!
630
00:47:03,181 --> 00:47:05,458
This was for the car,
the window and the garage.
631
00:47:05,559 --> 00:47:07,777
I was gonna throw the little dog in for free.
632
00:47:09,474 --> 00:47:13,648
You think I'm some kind of fucking idiot?
Get me my dog or I'm gonna go crazy!
633
00:47:18,617 --> 00:47:22,398
- The dog's just gone, is that it!
- Hey, bro? Bro?
634
00:47:23,166 --> 00:47:26,045
Don't think I don't have
fucking nice people in my house!
635
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:28,856
- You really are crazy.
- They've been to places that you've never been to!
636
00:47:28,956 --> 00:47:32,023
- I can see that, fucker.
- A lot of mental illness!
637
00:47:32,123 --> 00:47:35,340
- Hey, that's Taylor's TV, bro.
- What about Taylor?
638
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,920
- What about Taylor!
- Yo. That's your little niece's TV, bro.
639
00:47:42,108 --> 00:47:43,824
Take a breath, bro.
640
00:47:49,847 --> 00:47:54,420
Listen, that bitch Lupe took your dog, hm?
641
00:47:54,518 --> 00:47:56,954
And a briefcase filled with my cocaine.
642
00:47:57,655 --> 00:48:01,925
You find her, you get my shit,
I'll give you your money back.
643
00:48:04,027 --> 00:48:05,871
How about this?
644
00:48:06,469 --> 00:48:09,650
How about I find your girl...
645
00:48:09,751 --> 00:48:12,722
...and your briefcase full of cocaine...
646
00:48:12,822 --> 00:48:14,704
...and you pay me triple the money.
647
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,322
Pfft!
648
00:48:20,677 --> 00:48:24,884
Deal, fucker. But you better do it now,
before my drugs find a new distributor.
649
00:48:24,983 --> 00:48:27,402
- I'll get right on it.
- Listen...
650
00:48:27,501 --> 00:48:30,335
...wherever this bitch is,
your dog's there, too.
651
00:48:35,393 --> 00:48:37,494
What? She likes Knott's Berry Farms, Holmes.
652
00:48:37,594 --> 00:48:40,130
Knott's Berry Farm's been closed
for a long time, hasn't it?
653
00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:44,201
No, it's still open. That other bitch
in that picture is her sister, Consuela...
654
00:48:44,302 --> 00:48:47,405
...she sometimes hangs out
at my cousin's bar, La Patronca.
655
00:48:47,503 --> 00:48:49,440
Got an address on that?
656
00:48:49,938 --> 00:48:51,858
Fuckin' Google it, Holmes.
657
00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:52,715
(MACHINE BEEPS)
658
00:48:52,815 --> 00:48:55,311
JOHN: (OVER PHONE) I need you
to run some recon for me. Okay, pal?
659
00:48:55,411 --> 00:48:59,048
The bar is La Patronca,
we're looking for a girl named Consuela.
660
00:48:59,148 --> 00:49:02,619
We find out where's she's staying,
and that will lead us to Lupe and the coke.
661
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,003
And, John, try not to stand out, okay?
662
00:49:09,125 --> 00:49:11,342
(RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING)
663
00:49:13,494 --> 00:49:15,543
(WHISTLING)
664
00:49:18,967 --> 00:49:23,619
Hector! Goddammit, what'd I tell you,
you're not a fucking DJ!
665
00:49:30,414 --> 00:49:34,420
Hey there, amigo.
Uh, quite a place you got here.
666
00:49:34,518 --> 00:49:36,380
Really nice. Um...
667
00:49:36,481 --> 00:49:41,309
...to start, I would like one of
your finest cervezas, por favor.
668
00:49:41,409 --> 00:49:46,244
I believe $2.00 should do it.
I don't want no gringo prices.
669
00:49:56,804 --> 00:49:58,637
Oh, my.
670
00:50:00,007 --> 00:50:02,259
Nice boots.
671
00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:05,128
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.
672
00:50:10,784 --> 00:50:12,528
Ah, you can keep the change.
673
00:50:14,688 --> 00:50:16,715
I'm also, uh...
674
00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:20,876
...I'm hoping you know something
about this girl right here.
675
00:50:28,135 --> 00:50:32,072
- Jesus.
- Why you asking? You a cop?
676
00:50:32,172 --> 00:50:36,960
No, no, I'm not a cop. No, no, no,
I'm just a friend, I'm just looking for her.
677
00:50:38,677 --> 00:50:41,097
She messing with you, too?
678
00:50:42,447 --> 00:50:47,135
No, not that I know of. No, it's nothing
personal, I just wanna talk to her.
679
00:50:48,755 --> 00:50:51,672
Okay... just had to check.
680
00:50:52,126 --> 00:50:53,927
Her name's Consuela.
681
00:50:54,429 --> 00:50:58,141
She lives at the Hollywood Premiere Motel
with her sister, Lupe.
682
00:50:59,632 --> 00:51:02,360
Oh, oh, wow, okay, uh...
683
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:06,072
...great, that was a lot easier
than I thought it would be.
684
00:51:06,172 --> 00:51:08,456
Thank you, uh, gracias.
685
00:51:11,577 --> 00:51:14,081
Oh, he spit that pit on your floor.
686
00:51:14,181 --> 00:51:15,916
Uh, you know what...
687
00:51:16,016 --> 00:51:19,244
...that is legitimately
all I needed to know, so...
688
00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:23,356
...all right, I'm gonna let you keep that
and thank you so much for your time.
689
00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:28,300
You can actually have the beer,
that's for you, my tip.
690
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,090
- Thanks.
- Be careful!
691
00:51:31,371 --> 00:51:33,719
- She plays mind games.
- Okay.
692
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:36,969
- Takes hours to respond to texts.
- Oh, hello.
693
00:51:37,070 --> 00:51:40,306
One of the most annoying things
is that she'll make plans...
694
00:51:40,407 --> 00:51:42,641
...and then cancel them, day of.
695
00:51:43,242 --> 00:51:47,065
She'll invite you over to watch a movie
and then just wanna watch a movie!
696
00:51:47,166 --> 00:51:50,253
- Okay. Okay, I really, I gotta get going.
- Oh, and she's a Capricorn.
697
00:51:50,353 --> 00:51:52,197
Yo, if you find her...
698
00:51:52,297 --> 00:51:56,132
...tell her Rigaberto is thinking about her.
699
00:51:56,231 --> 00:51:59,661
I will. Good day, gentlemen.
700
00:52:00,626 --> 00:52:04,512
JOHN: So, after my stellar detective work,
I pointed Steve in the direction...
701
00:52:04,612 --> 00:52:09,282
...of the Hollywood Premiere Motel
where Consuela was known to frequent.
702
00:52:15,672 --> 00:52:18,425
Damn! Oh, my God.
703
00:52:22,947 --> 00:52:27,032
Hey, baby, I'm Mocha. You looking for a date?
704
00:52:28,451 --> 00:52:31,289
I... uh... I don't think so.
705
00:52:31,389 --> 00:52:34,840
What... you some kind of fag
or something, sweetie?
706
00:52:35,724 --> 00:52:38,010
No! What would... how...
707
00:52:39,762 --> 00:52:41,463
Mocha...
708
00:52:41,563 --> 00:52:43,653
...maybe you could help me.
709
00:52:44,869 --> 00:52:47,737
Have you seen this girl right here?
710
00:52:48,338 --> 00:52:50,574
What kind of Annie Oakley bullshit is that?
711
00:52:50,673 --> 00:52:55,077
Some kind of bullshit Knott's
Berry Farm picture. I don't know.
712
00:52:55,677 --> 00:52:58,548
Well, that one's Lupe, I've seen her.
713
00:52:58,648 --> 00:53:02,253
- Room 216.
- You didn't see a little dog, too, did you?
714
00:53:02,353 --> 00:53:04,822
Oh, that dog's got some bowel problems.
715
00:53:04,922 --> 00:53:07,523
- He doesn't have any bowel problems.
- He shits fuckin' everywhere!
716
00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:10,639
- It's a nervous disorder.
- Whatever.
717
00:53:11,527 --> 00:53:15,786
Now, if you change your mind...
Mocha will turn you out.
718
00:53:15,885 --> 00:53:17,302
I will noodle on that.
719
00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:20,438
Oh, I'm gonna noodle on you. Trust me.
720
00:53:21,536 --> 00:53:23,581
You cute.
721
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,976
Okay, so, it is 8:36 p.m.
722
00:53:28,077 --> 00:53:31,547
I've got my stakeout provisions acquired.
723
00:53:32,148 --> 00:53:36,952
- I am headed to the lookout spot right now.
- Time to kick the tires and light the fire.
724
00:53:37,052 --> 00:53:38,288
- Hey.
- Hey.
725
00:53:38,387 --> 00:53:40,713
- John, right? Hi.
- Yeah, hi.
726
00:53:40,813 --> 00:53:44,961
- I'm John, my name's John. Hello.
- I know, we've met. I just said your name.
727
00:53:45,061 --> 00:53:49,465
Yeah, I'm sorry, I remember you, I'm just...
I'm not used to people remembering me.
728
00:53:49,565 --> 00:53:52,835
Well, how could I forget a guy
who followed me down a dark alley?
729
00:53:52,934 --> 00:53:55,938
I should have finished the job,
killed you there.
730
00:53:56,038 --> 00:53:57,407
Sorry, I wouldn't kill you.
731
00:53:57,505 --> 00:54:00,742
By the way,
were you just talking to yourself?
732
00:54:01,143 --> 00:54:05,514
Yeah... no... no, I was talking
into my phone here.
733
00:54:05,614 --> 00:54:07,416
- I take field notes.
- Cool.
734
00:54:07,516 --> 00:54:10,757
- Yeah.
- So are you following someone tonight?
735
00:54:14,353 --> 00:54:17,492
Actually, yes. I probably
shouldn't be mentioning this...
736
00:54:17,592 --> 00:54:21,597
...but, yeah, I got
a pretty sweet case going on.
737
00:54:21,697 --> 00:54:25,047
I'm following a graffiti artist
by the name of Salvatore Lopez.
738
00:54:25,146 --> 00:54:27,936
- Salvatore Lopez?
- Could be "Salvatoré", I don't really know.
739
00:54:28,036 --> 00:54:31,673
- I love him.
- You do? You know him?
740
00:54:31,773 --> 00:54:35,177
Yeah, of course,
he's like the Banksy of Venice.
741
00:54:35,277 --> 00:54:38,146
- Right.
- I would love to see what he looks like.
742
00:54:38,246 --> 00:54:41,893
- You and me both.
- Do you want some company?
743
00:54:44,650 --> 00:54:47,588
Yes, but you know it's just...
744
00:54:47,688 --> 00:54:50,724
...I mean, it's a stakeout,
it's sitting in a car.
745
00:54:50,824 --> 00:54:52,659
I don't mind.
746
00:54:53,659 --> 00:54:55,231
Okay.
747
00:54:55,827 --> 00:54:58,175
You have a very low bar for a fun evening.
748
00:54:58,798 --> 00:55:03,003
NOLA: Okay, my turn.
Fuck, marry, kill, Ellen DeGeneres...
749
00:55:03,103 --> 00:55:05,873
...Oprah or Kelly Ripa?
750
00:55:05,972 --> 00:55:09,228
Okay, uh, well, I'd fuck Oprah...
751
00:55:09,327 --> 00:55:12,342
...because she's beautiful,
she's a national treasure...
752
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:16,416
...and if I do it right, I'll get a car!
753
00:55:16,516 --> 00:55:19,853
Look under your seats!
Then I guess I'd marry Ellen...
754
00:55:19,954 --> 00:55:23,123
...just because of the sense of humor,
you gotta want that in a wife.
755
00:55:23,224 --> 00:55:26,659
And she's got an endless supply
of sneakers and suits.
756
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,663
- That's true.
- And will dance the day away.
757
00:55:29,762 --> 00:55:33,440
And then, I guess, I'd have to kill Kelly.
758
00:55:34,195 --> 00:55:37,793
Sweet, sweet Ripa. Only because...
759
00:55:37,893 --> 00:55:40,407
...that's the nature of the game,
and someone's gotta die.
760
00:55:40,507 --> 00:55:44,777
It would probably scar me for life,
it would ruin my marriage with Ellen, so...
761
00:55:44,876 --> 00:55:46,695
That's fair.
762
00:55:48,447 --> 00:55:50,384
(BOTH SIGH)
763
00:55:50,483 --> 00:55:55,554
It's so crazy to me that you, uh,
that you know Salvatore Lopez, that's...
764
00:55:55,655 --> 00:55:59,291
Yeah, he's great, I mean,
I love the way he combines...
765
00:55:59,391 --> 00:56:02,628
...the Japanese theory of Shuko
with a street-style aesthetic.
766
00:56:02,728 --> 00:56:04,597
Yes, yes.
767
00:56:04,697 --> 00:56:09,815
Plus, his intimate knowledge with
the male anatomy. It's very sensual.
768
00:56:09,914 --> 00:56:12,739
- And the way the veins follow your eyes.
- Yeah, yeah.
769
00:56:12,838 --> 00:56:15,539
- And the scrotal shading.
- Shut up.
770
00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:22,240
You know, you're kind of cute.
771
00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:27,786
Well, I've been told I'm a bit
of a young Roger Daltrey...
772
00:56:27,887 --> 00:56:30,204
...if he spent a lot of time with computers.
773
00:56:45,302 --> 00:56:47,172
NOLA: Oh, John.
774
00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:49,324
(JOHN MOANING)
775
00:56:50,855 --> 00:56:52,860
(MUSIC PLAYING)
776
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:17,534
- Ooh, it's my little noodle.
- Hey. Mm-mm. Ladies.
777
00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,552
I like watching you walk away.
778
00:57:29,012 --> 00:57:31,036
(WOMAN MOANING)
779
00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:57,056
(SCRATCHING ON DOOR)
780
00:57:59,208 --> 00:58:01,978
Buddy! Aw, man, come on.
781
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,947
There you go. Did you miss me?
782
00:58:05,047 --> 00:58:08,567
Aw, come here, pal... take a little rest.
783
00:58:13,923 --> 00:58:16,326
What do you think you're doing
in my girl Lupe's room?
784
00:58:16,425 --> 00:58:18,643
Dog walker... they didn't tell you?
785
00:58:20,396 --> 00:58:23,447
You don't look like no dog walker to me.
786
00:58:24,632 --> 00:58:26,217
Really?
787
00:58:28,436 --> 00:58:30,322
That's all you got, baby?
788
00:58:35,043 --> 00:58:36,344
(WHINES)
789
00:58:36,443 --> 00:58:39,047
GIGI:
See, I came to this town with a dream...
790
00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:42,032
...make-up artist to all the stars and shit.
791
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,289
Then I got side-tracked when I met Henry.
792
00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:49,291
He was sweet as molasses.
793
00:58:49,391 --> 00:58:53,043
He took good care of me.
Loved me for what I was.
794
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:57,300
Good man like that's hard to find.
795
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,217
Don't I know it, girl.
796
00:59:01,001 --> 00:59:02,903
What happened to him?
797
00:59:03,003 --> 00:59:04,855
Oh, I killed him.
798
00:59:08,108 --> 00:59:10,911
There... what do you think, sugar?
799
00:59:11,512 --> 00:59:15,164
- I feel really special.
- Yeah, I knew you would.
800
00:59:17,869 --> 00:59:19,449
Whew!
801
00:59:19,998 --> 00:59:22,018
You know what I think is next?
802
00:59:22,623 --> 00:59:24,472
A ride home?
803
00:59:28,295 --> 00:59:30,432
We gonna have to give you a shave, baby.
804
00:59:33,666 --> 00:59:35,576
I'll be right back.
805
00:59:36,237 --> 00:59:39,706
Come on, sweetness, let's move
little doggie to the bathroom...
806
00:59:39,806 --> 00:59:42,226
...before it shits all over the bed.
807
00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:57,277
Gonna have some fun... mm-mm-mm.
808
00:59:58,291 --> 01:00:02,094
Now, don't be wiggling around on me
'cause I'd hate to cut off what...
809
01:00:02,195 --> 01:00:04,646
...little you got down there, baby.
810
01:00:10,369 --> 01:00:12,402
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
811
01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:16,010
Here you go, Buddy. Here boy,
here you go, pal, come here.
812
01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:18,878
Come on, let's go. Here we go.
813
01:00:18,978 --> 01:00:21,563
Get your ass back here now!
814
01:00:22,447 --> 01:00:24,565
You broke my nose!
815
01:00:24,784 --> 01:00:26,588
(GROANS)
816
01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:28,708
GIGI: Girls!
817
01:00:29,789 --> 01:00:31,958
STEVE: Run, Buddy, I'll find you!
818
01:00:35,369 --> 01:00:38,445
Come back here! Come back here, motherfucker!
819
01:00:39,097 --> 01:00:40,981
Let's get him!
820
01:00:43,735 --> 01:00:45,552
Get that motherfucker!
821
01:00:54,512 --> 01:00:57,349
Come on, girls! Let's get him! Get him!
822
01:00:57,449 --> 01:01:00,266
We're gonna kick your ass! Open that car!
823
01:01:00,619 --> 01:01:02,481
Get out of that car right now!
824
01:01:02,581 --> 01:01:05,005
(ENGINE STARTING)
825
01:01:11,762 --> 01:01:13,614
He was kinda cute.
826
01:01:26,612 --> 01:01:28,112
Hey.
827
01:01:28,913 --> 01:01:31,849
- Hello.
- Hey, fellas, how you doing?
828
01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:34,684
You borrow money, you pay money back.
829
01:01:34,786 --> 01:01:36,288
- Yeah, of course I do.
- So?
830
01:01:36,387 --> 01:01:39,873
- STEVE: You gave me a week.
- No, it's a day.
831
01:01:41,891 --> 01:01:45,409
- Yeah, but it's a week though, right?
- It's always a day.
832
01:01:45,978 --> 01:01:48,632
- It's one day, no?
- It's always been a day.
833
01:01:48,731 --> 01:01:51,038
Mm... nice lipstick.
834
01:01:51,137 --> 01:01:54,538
Oh, yeah, it's my girlfriend's lipstick.
835
01:01:54,637 --> 01:01:57,155
YURI: Brings out the color in your eyes.
836
01:01:57,675 --> 01:01:59,677
- So, a day?
- One day.
837
01:01:59,777 --> 01:02:01,710
All right.
838
01:02:03,914 --> 01:02:06,565
Remind him of the due date, huh?
839
01:02:12,621 --> 01:02:16,159
STEVE: I'm pretty sure that's you, Lew,
I just don't know what happened to you.
840
01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:20,097
I'm running out of time, okay? The Chinese
are coming to visit the building tomorrow.
841
01:02:20,197 --> 01:02:22,632
It's a Lucha Libre wrestler...
842
01:02:22,731 --> 01:02:26,237
...and I think he's tea-bagging you, Lew.
843
01:02:26,336 --> 01:02:28,003
I'm gonna lose the sale, okay?
844
01:02:28,105 --> 01:02:31,775
Everything I worked for, for fuck's sake!
You said you were gonna take care of this!
845
01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:34,528
- I got it, I got it. I'll take care of it.
- Okay? All right?
846
01:02:34,628 --> 01:02:36,847
- Jesus Christ.
- Jesus Christ.
847
01:02:36,947 --> 01:02:38,425
Hey...
848
01:02:38,525 --> 01:02:42,603
...Lew, you think you could...
loan me $5,000?
849
01:02:42,702 --> 01:02:46,623
You want me to lend you... fuck you! Steve!
850
01:02:46,722 --> 01:02:48,824
And what happened to you?
851
01:02:48,925 --> 01:02:51,327
You were supposed to take care of this.
852
01:02:51,425 --> 01:02:56,512
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry,
I got, uh... distracted.
853
01:02:58,467 --> 01:03:02,838
- Just go find the graffiti artist.
- It's very creative.
854
01:03:02,938 --> 01:03:06,190
I've never even imagined
tea-bagging someone like that.
855
01:03:07,608 --> 01:03:09,144
I'll...
856
01:03:09,594 --> 01:03:11,679
(MUSIC PLAYING)
857
01:03:33,030 --> 01:03:34,952
Hey, Dave.
858
01:03:35,402 --> 01:03:38,472
You're drinking alone and the sun's still up.
859
01:03:39,472 --> 01:03:41,594
I've been evicted from my own house.
860
01:03:41,695 --> 01:03:44,278
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.
861
01:03:44,577 --> 01:03:46,646
You know I'm there for you.
862
01:03:47,315 --> 01:03:48,382
I know.
863
01:03:48,481 --> 01:03:51,119
Promise me that you'll let me be there.
864
01:03:51,219 --> 01:03:52,789
Fine.
865
01:03:53,532 --> 01:03:55,338
I'll let you be there.
866
01:04:00,594 --> 01:04:04,034
Listen, I count on you
to be the ballast in my life.
867
01:04:06,164 --> 01:04:08,333
I need you to turn this thing around.
868
01:04:08,432 --> 01:04:10,266
I'm there for you.
869
01:04:11,503 --> 01:04:15,925
So, about that five grand plus interest
I need, so Yuri doesn't kill me.
870
01:04:20,847 --> 01:04:23,286
From the closing sale at the shop.
871
01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:28,346
- Oh, wow.
- Mi dinero es su dinero.
872
01:04:28,855 --> 01:04:31,891
Thanks, man. Thank you.
873
01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:34,295
Really, thank you.
874
01:04:34,994 --> 01:04:39,014
- So, you are learning to let go?
- I'm letting go, all right.
875
01:04:40,567 --> 01:04:42,072
Here...
876
01:04:42,552 --> 01:04:44,570
...crash at my place.
877
01:04:44,670 --> 01:04:47,121
Yeah. Thanks.
878
01:04:49,675 --> 01:04:51,760
(DEVICE BEEPING)
879
01:04:54,246 --> 01:04:57,284
- Hey, Yuri.
- Hey.
880
01:04:57,684 --> 01:05:00,387
Thank you very much, very much.
881
01:05:00,485 --> 01:05:03,454
You're welcome.
You're a man of your word, huh?
882
01:05:03,554 --> 01:05:05,657
You, too. I appreciate it.
883
01:05:05,757 --> 01:05:09,695
Listen, don't borrow any money from me, huh?
884
01:05:09,795 --> 01:05:12,340
- It's dangerous.
- Right.
885
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,981
- Thank you.
- All right, thanks again.
886
01:05:14,081 --> 01:05:15,929
- Come on, ladies.
- (PHONE RINGING)
887
01:05:21,072 --> 01:05:23,775
JOHN: Hey, Steve? Hey, hold on.
888
01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:26,427
Hold on. Wait for it.
889
01:05:26,527 --> 01:05:29,420
Yes, I got him! I got Salvatore.
890
01:05:29,519 --> 01:05:31,510
- What?
- Yeah, I was looking right at him.
891
01:05:31,610 --> 01:05:36,822
Uh... and... just... I don't know if this
changes anything, but he's not Latino.
892
01:05:37,922 --> 01:05:39,769
Well, 'cause Salvatore Lopez, right?
893
01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:43,594
- But he's not, he's black.
- All right, I'll see you in a little bit.
894
01:05:43,693 --> 01:05:46,920
No, that doesn't make me a racist,
I just thought you might...
895
01:05:47,021 --> 01:05:49,902
...I'll be here. Jesus.
896
01:06:02,612 --> 01:06:04,492
You must be Salvatore.
897
01:06:05,476 --> 01:06:07,965
Yeah. So?
898
01:06:09,286 --> 01:06:11,489
How much does this one go for?
899
01:06:11,588 --> 01:06:13,291
$10,000.
900
01:06:13,391 --> 01:06:17,594
I'll tell you what, I'll give you five dollars
for this and keep you from going to jail.
901
01:06:18,094 --> 01:06:20,831
Jail? Man, I think you
should get the fuck out of here.
902
01:06:20,931 --> 01:06:22,981
What's that? What's that?
903
01:06:23,784 --> 01:06:25,601
Hold still, jerkoff.
904
01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:30,141
You painted the top of my head blue.
You remember?
905
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,471
Now you're gonna tell me everything you know.
906
01:06:39,048 --> 01:06:42,501
Hey, fuck you, man.
This paint don't come off.
907
01:06:47,123 --> 01:06:51,094
What... what... what'd you write on his face?
908
01:06:51,193 --> 01:06:54,965
- Or did you just stomp him?
- Dude, what is with you and all the violence?
909
01:06:55,065 --> 01:06:56,900
JOHN: Aw, shit.
910
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,402
Hey, look who it is.
911
01:07:00,202 --> 01:07:02,237
What's up, cholos?
912
01:07:02,637 --> 01:07:06,007
- Where's my shit?
- Yeah, where's his shit?
913
01:07:06,108 --> 01:07:08,643
Dude, I'm standing right here.
914
01:07:08,744 --> 01:07:10,713
- I can hear every word he says.
- Shut the fuck up!
915
01:07:10,813 --> 01:07:12,882
- Hey, hey, don't talk to him like that.
- You shut the fuck up!
916
01:07:12,983 --> 01:07:14,505
I'm cool. We're all good.
917
01:07:14,606 --> 01:07:18,168
- You and your dog's time is running out.
- You didn't find Lupe yet, did you?
918
01:07:18,268 --> 01:07:21,016
You're the one that's supposed
to be looking. I want my shit back!
919
01:07:21,117 --> 01:07:23,179
I want my dog back.
920
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,297
Whoa, jeez.
921
01:07:25,972 --> 01:07:29,032
- Great.
- You got 24 hours, Holmes.
922
01:07:29,632 --> 01:07:32,679
- I'm gonna come find you.
- JOHN: Have fun.
923
01:07:32,969 --> 01:07:34,882
You probably don't care but, um...
924
01:07:34,983 --> 01:07:39,007
...you're saying, "24," but your hands
are actually saying, "42."
925
01:07:40,307 --> 01:07:43,405
I know when I do my gang gestures,
I like to practice in the mirror.
926
01:07:43,505 --> 01:07:47,130
See this watch? This watch is shit.
Fuck your watch!
927
01:07:54,255 --> 01:07:55,905
What's the matter with you?
928
01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:15,443
You might want to get out
of the house once in a while.
929
01:08:15,543 --> 01:08:17,479
I know.
930
01:08:17,578 --> 01:08:19,380
What are you doing?
931
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:23,085
I gotta go steal back some drugs for these
gang guys, so I can get my dog back.
932
01:08:23,185 --> 01:08:26,854
But first I gotta go shake up
these real estate assholes.
933
01:08:26,953 --> 01:08:28,789
Cool.
934
01:08:28,890 --> 01:08:32,886
- Wanna come?
- Yeah! Sounds like fun.
935
01:08:32,987 --> 01:08:35,011
Could be dangerous.
936
01:08:36,163 --> 01:08:37,780
Maybe I'll die.
937
01:08:38,565 --> 01:08:40,617
(MUSIC PLAYING)
938
01:08:44,938 --> 01:08:48,809
- Hi, we're here to see Mr. Carter.
- Do you have an appointment?
939
01:08:48,908 --> 01:08:52,747
No, just tell him we represent Lew the Jew.
940
01:08:52,846 --> 01:08:56,104
- Lew the Jew?
- Lew the Jew.
941
01:08:56,203 --> 01:08:59,635
- Hurry up.
- Just a moment.
942
01:09:00,787 --> 01:09:03,743
- Hurry up?
- No more patience.
943
01:09:04,523 --> 01:09:06,359
STEVE: Have a mint.
944
01:09:06,859 --> 01:09:11,720
- How can I help you, gentlemen?
- You are so fucked.
945
01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:16,301
I'm sorry, excuse me?
946
01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:18,804
This about money? It's always about money.
947
01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:21,375
It's Lew the Jew, come on,
you need a few bucks?
948
01:09:21,474 --> 01:09:23,743
No, don't need money.
949
01:09:24,443 --> 01:09:28,385
But here is the deal we are gonna make you.
You are gonna make Lew the Jew...
950
01:09:28,484 --> 01:09:33,051
...a very generous offer for all the shit
that you've done to his apartment building.
951
01:09:33,152 --> 01:09:35,787
We were thinking $22 million.
952
01:09:36,587 --> 01:09:38,423
22... $22 million?
953
01:09:38,524 --> 01:09:43,206
And you are gonna give
Dave here a brand new condo.
954
01:09:43,796 --> 01:09:46,231
DAVE: One bedroom and a den.
955
01:09:46,332 --> 01:09:48,801
Right on the beach, for free.
956
01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:53,073
Okay, this, uh... is a moment for
me to call the police. Excuse me.
957
01:09:53,172 --> 01:09:55,908
Oh, good, well, you can show them this...
958
01:09:56,007 --> 01:09:59,078
...because right there, that is a signed...
959
01:09:59,177 --> 01:10:01,672
- DAVE: Notarized.
- Sworn affidavit...
960
01:10:01,773 --> 01:10:04,016
...by a Salvatore Lopez...
961
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:08,819
...the graffiti artist that you hired to
paint all over Lew the Jew's buildings...
962
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:12,823
...so the Chinese would drop
their offer and you could buy for less.
963
01:10:12,923 --> 01:10:14,072
So, we have a deal, right?
964
01:10:14,171 --> 01:10:17,810
Or am I gonna have to put your head
through that fucking wall?
965
01:10:23,768 --> 01:10:26,704
There, there you go, fellas.
You have a good day, all right?
966
01:10:26,805 --> 01:10:28,621
Bye, bye.
967
01:10:29,609 --> 01:10:31,296
(BUDDY BARKS)
968
01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:33,445
(WOMAN MOANING)
969
01:10:49,127 --> 01:10:50,162
You're short.
970
01:10:50,261 --> 01:10:52,264
- What?
- You're short.
971
01:10:52,363 --> 01:10:54,703
That's all Prince gave me for that stuff.
972
01:10:56,533 --> 01:10:58,179
I swear.
973
01:10:59,069 --> 01:11:01,287
Oscar, I would never lie to you.
974
01:11:06,743 --> 01:11:10,627
I gotta get back to Spyder's
before he suspects anything.
975
01:11:14,117 --> 01:11:16,600
What happens if Spyder finds out?
976
01:11:18,055 --> 01:11:19,939
Fuck Spyder.
977
01:11:23,622 --> 01:11:27,394
- Where are you taking my dog?
- I found him out back. He's my dog now.
978
01:11:27,493 --> 01:11:29,966
- What?
- OSCAR: Just stay here.
979
01:11:30,065 --> 01:11:31,944
Pinche loco.
980
01:11:40,643 --> 01:11:41,990
Time to go.
981
01:11:43,110 --> 01:11:46,074
Fuck Oscar and fuck Spyder.
982
01:11:46,175 --> 01:11:48,201
(MUSIC PLAYING)
983
01:11:56,457 --> 01:11:57,996
Bonus!
984
01:11:58,818 --> 01:12:01,537
- DAVE: What gives?
- Some "just in case" stuff.
985
01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,740
I guess.
986
01:12:06,534 --> 01:12:09,305
Wow, where'd you get this? Some drug lord?
987
01:12:09,404 --> 01:12:12,341
Nah. You remember Dana Kaminski?
988
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:14,810
- Yeah.
- Well, her old man was a cop.
989
01:12:14,909 --> 01:12:16,412
DAVE: Sweet.
990
01:12:16,511 --> 01:12:17,845
- Grenade?
- Yeah.
991
01:12:17,945 --> 01:12:20,430
- Cool.
- Thank you.
992
01:12:21,181 --> 01:12:23,242
- Knuckle duster?
- Yep.
993
01:12:23,452 --> 01:12:26,233
- Ninja throwing star?
- Yeah.
994
01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:29,323
You sure you want to do this?
995
01:12:29,421 --> 01:12:32,159
What else have I got to do? I'm with you.
996
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:34,921
To the hounds. Nice.
997
01:12:54,255 --> 01:12:56,109
(ENGINE STARTING)
998
01:13:05,893 --> 01:13:08,511
- GIGI: You got a flat tire.
- What?
999
01:13:08,612 --> 01:13:10,462
Are you kidding me?
1000
01:13:10,564 --> 01:13:15,601
- Well, fix the fucking thing.
- Gigi don't fix no tires. Shit.
1001
01:13:15,703 --> 01:13:19,405
Fix the fucking thing or we're gonna be late.
1002
01:13:19,972 --> 01:13:22,576
- Fine.
- Hurry up, okay?
1003
01:13:22,676 --> 01:13:24,644
Hurry up. Bitch.
1004
01:13:24,743 --> 01:13:27,429
- LUPE: What?
- GIGI: You heard me.
1005
01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:33,001
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1006
01:13:33,886 --> 01:13:35,604
Awesome.
1007
01:13:37,256 --> 01:13:39,707
What the hell's taking so long, girl?
1008
01:13:43,061 --> 01:13:46,104
- STEVE: I'll take that.
- Okay.
1009
01:13:46,966 --> 01:13:48,701
Where's my dog?
1010
01:13:48,801 --> 01:13:50,894
Spyder has him.
1011
01:13:51,404 --> 01:13:53,087
I swear.
1012
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:59,045
Hi, I'm Dave. I just electrocuted
the shit out of your friend.
1013
01:13:59,145 --> 01:14:01,592
He's taking a little nap in the trunk.
1014
01:14:01,993 --> 01:14:05,810
I want you to try these bracelets on.
They're free.
1015
01:14:15,094 --> 01:14:18,331
- Where's the rest of the coke?
- That's all there was.
1016
01:14:19,430 --> 01:14:23,033
Ooh, a shot to the knee cap,
that's... that's gonna hurt.
1017
01:14:23,134 --> 01:14:27,439
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I sold it to this guy, black dude, Prince.
1018
01:14:28,139 --> 01:14:30,207
Where can I find him?
1019
01:14:30,307 --> 01:14:34,127
He's always at this bar called Bird Cage.
1020
01:14:39,717 --> 01:14:41,319
You're very cute.
1021
01:14:42,119 --> 01:14:44,689
Where are you going? You can't leave me here!
1022
01:14:44,789 --> 01:14:46,350
Oh, don't worry...
1023
01:14:46,449 --> 01:14:50,060
...we're gonna call the 9-1-1 for you
as soon as we scamper off.
1024
01:14:50,161 --> 01:14:52,029
Enjoy prison.
1025
01:14:52,130 --> 01:14:54,998
What? Pinches gringos!
1026
01:14:55,498 --> 01:14:57,083
- Hey!
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1027
01:15:04,675 --> 01:15:06,743
STEVE: Okay, you ready?
1028
01:15:06,844 --> 01:15:09,846
I've got a boner
for the first time in a year.
1029
01:15:10,646 --> 01:15:14,899
I have no... real response to that statement.
1030
01:15:16,587 --> 01:15:19,289
- Hey, man, how you doing?
- Fuck you.
1031
01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:22,425
- Is there a cover?
- Fuck you.
1032
01:15:22,524 --> 01:15:24,427
Prince is expecting us.
1033
01:15:25,128 --> 01:15:28,514
- What's in the case?
- A lot of money to buy cocaine.
1034
01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:36,672
I was planning on using that later.
Is there a back door to this place?
1035
01:15:36,773 --> 01:15:38,658
Man, fuck you.
1036
01:15:40,644 --> 01:15:42,878
- Thanks very much.
- You're really good.
1037
01:15:42,979 --> 01:15:44,609
Fuck you.
1038
01:15:59,128 --> 01:16:01,064
Manhattan, neat.
1039
01:16:01,163 --> 01:16:03,015
Vodka tonic.
1040
01:16:05,335 --> 01:16:07,819
Do you need me to walk you through that?
1041
01:16:09,305 --> 01:16:12,140
Whoa... not so fast.
1042
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,305
We're here to see Prince.
1043
01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:16,301
Spyder sent us.
1044
01:16:17,746 --> 01:16:21,367
BARTENDER: Spyder? But Oscar
sent some girl over yesterday.
1045
01:16:23,551 --> 01:16:25,435
Hang on.
1046
01:16:29,524 --> 01:16:32,994
He said they'd see you, but they
hope you know what you're doing.
1047
01:16:33,095 --> 01:16:36,546
- It's that door down at the end of the hall.
- Thanks.
1048
01:16:42,238 --> 01:16:44,872
JOHN: Prince is a modern-day entrepreneur...
1049
01:16:44,972 --> 01:16:49,444
...money laundering, prostitution,
drug dealing, what doesn't this guy do?
1050
01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:51,828
These two look the fuck out of place.
1051
01:16:54,984 --> 01:16:57,314
What the hell are these cats...
1052
01:16:58,186 --> 01:17:01,390
Yo, yo, yo, who the fuck are you?
1053
01:17:01,488 --> 01:17:03,359
- I'm Steve.
- I'm Dave.
1054
01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:06,493
Okay, okay, first thing, you gotta
give me the card for that DJ, man.
1055
01:17:06,594 --> 01:17:09,130
He is playing some great music out there.
1056
01:17:09,230 --> 01:17:12,300
Came here to talk to me
about the motherfucking DJ?
1057
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,702
You a crazy motherfucker.
1058
01:17:14,801 --> 01:17:18,404
All right, well, so enough with
the talking and shit, open the case.
1059
01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:21,507
- Yeah, just show me the stuff.
- Uh, just open the case.
1060
01:17:21,609 --> 01:17:23,514
- Show me the stuff.
- Just open the case.
1061
01:17:23,614 --> 01:17:25,179
- Show us the stuff.
- Open the case.
1062
01:17:25,279 --> 01:17:27,880
- Show us the fucking stuff!
- Motherfucker, open the motherfucking case.
1063
01:17:27,979 --> 01:17:30,684
- Show us the motherfucking stuff!
- Open the motherfucking case, Steve!
1064
01:17:30,784 --> 01:17:33,734
- What are... what are you doing?
- Kill these motherfuckers.
1065
01:17:34,587 --> 01:17:36,059
Shit!
1066
01:17:38,225 --> 01:17:41,595
Now the thing you need to do is
sit there real quiet and just sit back.
1067
01:17:41,694 --> 01:17:44,430
I'm just gonna hold this up to your neck.
Okay, be very cool.
1068
01:17:44,530 --> 01:17:47,878
We're gonna stand up, you ready?
Come on. There you go. Come on.
1069
01:17:49,237 --> 01:17:53,439
Shit just got real. You, put
your gun down, put your gun down.
1070
01:17:53,538 --> 01:17:57,792
Take that cocaine,
put it in our case and shut it.
1071
01:18:01,747 --> 01:18:03,798
Tick, tick, tick, tick...
1072
01:18:06,153 --> 01:18:08,487
Oh, here we go, nice and easy.
1073
01:18:08,587 --> 01:18:11,390
- Nice and easy, watch your step.
- You're in control, boss.
1074
01:18:11,489 --> 01:18:13,759
- Fuck you.
- Dave, you got this?
1075
01:18:13,859 --> 01:18:16,328
- I got it.
- STEVE: Good.
1076
01:18:16,426 --> 01:18:20,280
Easy, don't move,
don't fucking move, you hear me?
1077
01:18:23,403 --> 01:18:25,372
It was nice meeting you, all of you!
1078
01:18:25,470 --> 01:18:27,559
- (ENGINE STARTING)
- Hold on to this.
1079
01:18:27,658 --> 01:18:30,091
Shit! Oh! Oh, shit!
1080
01:18:36,114 --> 01:18:38,400
Oh, fuck.
1081
01:18:46,524 --> 01:18:48,576
(HEART BEATING)
1082
01:18:51,595 --> 01:18:55,199
The fuck y'all running to?
You motherfuckers fired!
1083
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,550
All of y'all are fired.
1084
01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:05,644
- STEVE: That's right, it's the Muffin Man.
- OSCAR: You find that cocaine?
1085
01:19:05,844 --> 01:19:07,845
- Just put Spyder on the phone!
- Go fuck yourself!
1086
01:19:07,945 --> 01:19:12,385
No, I will not go fuck myself, Oscar.
Just tell Spyder that I got his coke...
1087
01:19:12,484 --> 01:19:15,185
...and I want my dog and my money, all right?
1088
01:19:15,287 --> 01:19:18,515
So I'll be over there tonight.
All right, goodbye.
1089
01:19:19,390 --> 01:19:20,622
Well, that was easy.
1090
01:19:20,721 --> 01:19:24,011
Yeah, easy getting in,
not so easy getting out.
1091
01:19:24,112 --> 01:19:26,930
- It sure smells like a set-up.
- You got a plan?
1092
01:19:27,331 --> 01:19:29,333
Of course, I got a plan.
1093
01:19:29,734 --> 01:19:32,469
You see what's happening here, don't you?
1094
01:19:32,569 --> 01:19:36,110
For the first time in your life,
Katey and Taylor...
1095
01:19:36,211 --> 01:19:40,261
...you're putting them
and their needs before your own.
1096
01:19:41,409 --> 01:19:44,082
Now me, I'm doing the totally opposite thing.
1097
01:19:44,181 --> 01:19:48,466
I'm putting my needs before anyone else's
for the first time in my life.
1098
01:19:50,154 --> 01:19:53,573
I've become you, and you've become me.
1099
01:19:55,826 --> 01:19:59,546
- It's a little right on the nose, isn't it?
- Sure, but I didn't have much time with it.
1100
01:19:59,645 --> 01:20:01,417
(LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1101
01:20:02,099 --> 01:20:04,835
Great news! Jesus! It's me, it's okay.
1102
01:20:04,935 --> 01:20:07,170
What the fuck are you doing here, John?
1103
01:20:08,050 --> 01:20:10,256
I have something for you guys.
1104
01:20:11,908 --> 01:20:13,778
STEVE: Hi, guys.
1105
01:20:15,078 --> 01:20:19,614
Fellas, you're a day early,
the luau has been changed 'til tomorrow.
1106
01:20:19,715 --> 01:20:22,518
- Fuck you!
- Hey, Manu? Just... please.
1107
01:20:22,618 --> 01:20:25,403
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Okay? It's okay.
1108
01:20:26,756 --> 01:20:29,186
Listen, we are here...
1109
01:20:29,287 --> 01:20:32,828
...to apologize to you, Steve
for kicking the shit out of you.
1110
01:20:32,929 --> 01:20:35,314
Yeah, little dude says we should.
1111
01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:38,801
Why are you listening to the little dude?
1112
01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:42,086
He's dating our sister.
1113
01:20:44,405 --> 01:20:46,240
How many sisters do you have?
1114
01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:48,177
Only one.
1115
01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:53,181
Yeah, yeah, it just happened,
just crazy chemistry...
1116
01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:56,421
...just right off the bat.
Just very... very heated...
1117
01:20:56,521 --> 01:20:59,487
...in a respectable way, just modest...
1118
01:20:59,587 --> 01:21:03,404
- ...modests, hot modests.
- Why didn't you just beat the shit out of him?
1119
01:21:03,505 --> 01:21:07,162
- Momma likes him.
- You met Nola's mom?
1120
01:21:07,262 --> 01:21:11,189
Yeah, yeah, uh, just yesterday,
actually... a very lovely lunch.
1121
01:21:11,498 --> 01:21:14,502
Joan... is a wonderful cook.
1122
01:21:15,101 --> 01:21:20,155
And it turns out, we both have
a passion for vintage cinema, so...
1123
01:21:23,610 --> 01:21:26,680
- So we're all good here?
- Yeah, we're cool.
1124
01:21:27,081 --> 01:21:29,712
- And?
- Oh.
1125
01:21:30,152 --> 01:21:31,880
We owe you, Steve...
1126
01:21:31,979 --> 01:21:35,438
...and if there's anything you need,
you could come see us.
1127
01:21:37,358 --> 01:21:39,523
What are you guys doing right now?
1128
01:21:39,622 --> 01:21:42,462
JOHN: I know I'm in the minority here,
but I don't love gun battles...
1129
01:21:42,613 --> 01:21:45,015
...at creepy, drug-cartel trap houses.
1130
01:21:45,115 --> 01:21:49,653
If anything, I'm more of an "au natural,"
hand-to-hand combat kind of guy.
1131
01:21:49,752 --> 01:21:54,231
So, I just sat this one out and headed
back to the office. You know...
1132
01:21:54,332 --> 01:21:56,342
...to do office stuff.
1133
01:22:10,489 --> 01:22:14,228
Here you go, buddy.
Hold tight, okay, come on.
1134
01:22:14,328 --> 01:22:16,556
- Ssh, let's get out of here.
- (PHONE RINGS)
1135
01:22:17,983 --> 01:22:20,412
(DOG BARKING)
1136
01:22:27,041 --> 01:22:29,056
(DOG WHIMPERS)
1137
01:22:33,979 --> 01:22:35,019
Right?
1138
01:22:35,119 --> 01:22:37,121
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1139
01:22:38,751 --> 01:22:39,954
Whoa!
1140
01:22:44,756 --> 01:22:47,225
Not much of a plan, if I can say that.
1141
01:22:47,326 --> 01:22:50,829
Stay here with the coke.
I'm gonna try and get Buddy.
1142
01:22:50,930 --> 01:22:52,564
Keep your head down.
1143
01:22:52,664 --> 01:22:54,948
Picked the right man for the job.
1144
01:22:58,837 --> 01:23:00,688
Get some!
1145
01:23:07,947 --> 01:23:09,796
Fuck you.
1146
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:18,556
- What the fuck, Holmes?
- It's that Muffin motherfucker, man!
1147
01:23:18,657 --> 01:23:20,393
He's back, took a shot at me!
1148
01:23:20,492 --> 01:23:23,576
Watch the windows,
I'll find that muffinfucker!
1149
01:23:24,429 --> 01:23:26,448
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1150
01:23:38,609 --> 01:23:40,479
MAN: Drop the gun.
1151
01:23:45,716 --> 01:23:49,005
Does Spyder know you and Lupe
stole all the drugs?
1152
01:23:49,104 --> 01:23:50,864
And you've been fucking her?
1153
01:23:50,966 --> 01:23:52,805
MAN: Where's my coke, bitch?
1154
01:23:57,328 --> 01:23:59,582
You lying motherfucker.
1155
01:24:15,979 --> 01:24:17,849
Now what?
1156
01:24:18,448 --> 01:24:21,719
We had a deal... your doggie
and the money for my cocaine.
1157
01:24:21,819 --> 01:24:24,354
- Yeah.
- You got my coke?
1158
01:24:24,453 --> 01:24:26,505
It's on it's way.
1159
01:24:26,604 --> 01:24:28,078
It's okay.
1160
01:24:29,092 --> 01:24:30,761
Bring it on, motherfucker!
1161
01:24:30,862 --> 01:24:33,395
- Dave, Dave!
- What the fuck are you doing?
1162
01:24:33,496 --> 01:24:35,898
I'm completely out of control.
1163
01:24:35,998 --> 01:24:38,603
All right, that's our guy.
1164
01:24:40,603 --> 01:24:42,404
Is that for me?
1165
01:24:42,505 --> 01:24:46,122
Yes, here we go. I got it, I got it.
1166
01:24:51,948 --> 01:24:55,202
Dude... okay. Thank you.
1167
01:24:55,301 --> 01:24:56,835
Mm.
1168
01:25:01,952 --> 01:25:04,143
- Hang on to that.
- (BUDDY BARKS)
1169
01:25:25,079 --> 01:25:27,783
There he is, come here.
1170
01:25:27,882 --> 01:25:30,551
Buddy! I missed you so much!
1171
01:25:31,252 --> 01:25:33,320
You been feeding my dog?
1172
01:25:33,421 --> 01:25:36,190
Pedigree, lamb and rice blend,
he loves that shit.
1173
01:25:36,291 --> 01:25:40,261
Yeah, he does. Thanks for looking after him.
1174
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:42,163
No problem.
1175
01:25:42,663 --> 01:25:44,914
- We cool?
- Cool.
1176
01:25:46,114 --> 01:25:50,094
- See you down the road, Holmes.
- All right, okay.
1177
01:25:50,872 --> 01:25:53,123
Not a bad fella, that Spyder.
1178
01:25:58,412 --> 01:26:00,814
JOHN: So, Steve got the job done.
1179
01:26:00,914 --> 01:26:03,484
Was it unorthodox in execution? Sure.
1180
01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:07,109
Should he see someone about multiple
concussions in a span of 24 hours?
1181
01:26:07,210 --> 01:26:10,490
Definitely. Could he benefit from
maybe a therapist to help him...
1182
01:26:10,591 --> 01:26:13,927
...sort out some of his many issues?
That's not for me to say.
1183
01:26:14,028 --> 01:26:15,804
The main thing is...
1184
01:26:16,024 --> 01:26:18,301
...Steve got his dog back.
1185
01:26:18,932 --> 01:26:21,127
Lew the Jew made good on his deal...
1186
01:26:21,228 --> 01:26:24,177
...and me, I got the girl.
1187
01:26:24,278 --> 01:26:26,506
Never thought I'd get to say that.
1188
01:26:27,605 --> 01:26:29,344
She's all yours.
1189
01:26:29,443 --> 01:26:32,198
You, uh, take good care of her, huh?
1190
01:26:32,298 --> 01:26:34,713
- I will, Lew.
- Okay.
1191
01:26:34,814 --> 01:26:37,417
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.
1192
01:26:39,118 --> 01:26:40,953
You did the right thing.
1193
01:26:41,055 --> 01:26:41,876
(CHUCKLES)
1194
01:26:41,975 --> 01:26:43,497
LEW: Nah.
1195
01:26:50,930 --> 01:26:52,666
- Hey.
- Hey.
1196
01:26:52,765 --> 01:26:54,637
Hi, baby.
1197
01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:58,166
Do you like your new room?
1198
01:26:58,265 --> 01:27:00,435
My new room is...
1199
01:27:00,537 --> 01:27:03,554
...pretty amazing. Thanks, Uncle Steve.
1200
01:27:04,077 --> 01:27:05,912
STEVE: You're welcome.
1201
01:27:06,012 --> 01:27:08,097
Have a good time today.
1202
01:27:11,448 --> 01:27:13,501
Thought you might want that.
1203
01:27:16,323 --> 01:27:18,172
Thank you.
1204
01:27:24,363 --> 01:27:27,840
Hot moo! Moo!
1205
01:27:29,168 --> 01:27:30,903
STEVE: I'll take a steak.
1206
01:27:31,002 --> 01:27:34,257
JOHN: Either way, everyone is happy.
1207
01:27:35,373 --> 01:27:37,619
Case closed.
1208
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:39,735
(PHONE VIBRATES)
1209
01:27:40,511 --> 01:27:43,395
- Hello.
- JOHN: Steve, it's me, it's John.
1210
01:27:43,497 --> 01:27:44,617
(DIALOGUE BREAKING UP)
1211
01:27:44,716 --> 01:27:48,520
- I can't hear you very well. Who is this?
- Here, I got you. It's John.
1212
01:27:48,621 --> 01:27:51,421
Yeah, uh, look, I know everyone
is probably looking forward...
1213
01:27:51,521 --> 01:27:54,002
...to my world-famous pasta salad...
1214
01:27:54,101 --> 01:27:57,029
...but I won't be able to make it.
1215
01:27:57,130 --> 01:28:00,298
STEVE: So I invite you to my party,
and you're not gonna bring anything?
1216
01:28:00,398 --> 01:28:03,400
I won't be able to attend the barbeque...
pasta salad's already made.
1217
01:28:03,501 --> 01:28:05,603
Okay, no worries, pal, I'll see you tomorrow.
1218
01:28:06,304 --> 01:28:08,106
- Well, yeah...
- (HANGS PHONE)
1219
01:28:08,207 --> 01:28:09,698
Hello?
1220
01:28:12,171 --> 01:28:13,677
Steve?
1221
01:28:16,173 --> 01:28:17,981
I believe he hung up.
1222
01:28:18,582 --> 01:28:22,920
That's terrible, because if he's not gonna
come to us, now we gotta go to him...
1223
01:28:23,020 --> 01:28:25,755
...which means you need
to tell us where he is.
1224
01:28:27,257 --> 01:28:28,864
No.
1225
01:28:28,965 --> 01:28:33,331
No, I won't. So, you're just
gonna have to find him...
1226
01:28:33,430 --> 01:28:36,643
...and you won't be able to find Steve.
Not in Venice.
1227
01:28:36,993 --> 01:28:39,863
He knows every nook and cranny
in this neighborhood. He'll disappear...
1228
01:28:39,963 --> 01:28:44,608
...he's got friends in high places,
and got friends in low places.
1229
01:28:44,707 --> 01:28:47,292
I didn't mean to quote
that country song right now but...
1230
01:28:47,390 --> 01:28:52,350
...the point is, if he even gets a whiff
of trouble, he'll turn into a ghost.
1231
01:28:52,448 --> 01:28:54,451
Not literally, obviously, but...
1232
01:28:54,551 --> 01:28:56,868
Hold on. Clancy...
1233
01:28:56,967 --> 01:28:59,590
...rewind that shit back
like... like a minute.
1234
01:28:59,689 --> 01:29:03,894
What's the address of that house
we scored from Lew the Jew?
1235
01:29:04,793 --> 01:29:09,198
JOHN'S VOICE: I'm standing in Steve's
parents' house at 845 Holland Canal...
1236
01:29:09,298 --> 01:29:13,369
...the one with the white picket fence.
I think it's mid-century.
1237
01:29:13,469 --> 01:29:17,409
Really? And you know,
it's perfect timing because I'm starving...
1238
01:29:17,510 --> 01:29:19,641
...and I really love pasta salad.
1239
01:29:19,742 --> 01:29:22,345
I hear yours is world-renowned.
1240
01:29:23,045 --> 01:29:26,435
You guys hungry?
Y'all ready to go eat? Yeah, okay?
1241
01:29:26,536 --> 01:29:29,152
We're going to a party, white boy.
1242
01:29:29,252 --> 01:29:31,768
Oh, God. Please don't.
1243
01:29:32,787 --> 01:29:34,694
Actually... let's go.
1244
01:29:34,793 --> 01:29:38,609
Thank you... thank you
for not shooting my balls.
1245
01:29:41,130 --> 01:29:43,167
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
1246
01:29:44,367 --> 01:29:46,435
Okay, well, I'll just be here.
1247
01:29:47,586 --> 01:29:49,605
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1248
01:30:49,462 --> 01:30:50,900
No.
1249
01:33:00,923 --> 01:33:02,976
(MUSIC CHANGES)
100075
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