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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:38,467 - Hello? - - Adam? 2 00:00:39,803 --> 00:00:42,071 - Allison? - - Hey! 3 00:00:42,705 --> 00:00:45,441 What are you doing, dummy? 4 00:00:45,443 --> 00:00:48,544 I'm, uh, I'm getting married. 5 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,416 - You're getting what? - - Uh, married. 6 00:00:56,487 --> 00:00:58,354 Adam? 7 00:00:59,557 --> 00:01:02,592 - Did I lose you? - Uh... 8 00:01:02,594 --> 00:01:04,260 I mean is this too weird? 9 00:01:04,262 --> 00:01:06,796 It's not too weird, it's not weird, it's fine. It's good, 10 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:08,866 it's good. I mean, it's a little weird, but, you know, 11 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,569 - I'm okay. Uh, wow. Whoa. - And I want you to be 12 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,370 there if you want to come. 13 00:01:13,372 --> 00:01:15,673 I'd like you to come to the rehearsal dinner -- 14 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:15,673 I don't know about coming to the 15 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:19,610 rehearsal dinner, that might be a little weird. 16 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:23,114 That might be a little weird, but, you know I'm, 17 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:27,318 I'm gonna be at your wedding so you have to come to mine. 18 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:27,319 Right. Yeah. 19 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:31,756 Look, I don't want you to hate me. 20 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,859 I don't, I don't hate you. 21 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,661 Well then, come to my wedding. Like I said I'm going 22 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:38,296 - to come to yours. - Okay. 23 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:39,698 When it happens. 24 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,634 I'm, yeah, I'd like to be there. 25 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:43,869 Really? 26 00:01:43,872 --> 00:01:45,138 Mhm. 27 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:46,539 That's great. 28 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:48,908 Oh my god, you haven't even met him. 29 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:51,444 I did meet him actually. 30 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:51,444 Wait you met him? 31 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:55,648 Yeah I met him last year at that Christmas thing at 32 00:01:55,650 --> 00:01:55,648 your sister's house. 33 00:01:55,650 --> 00:01:59,852 Right yeah I forgot that you, 34 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,622 yeah you, he's a nice guy. 35 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:02,623 What was that? 36 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:05,893 He, he's really, a really nice guy, 37 00:02:05,895 --> 00:02:08,195 you, you're gonna like him. 38 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,700 He seems great. 39 00:02:13,702 --> 00:02:13,700 Yeah okay. 40 00:02:13,702 --> 00:02:19,540 No no no, I'm serious, i mean that. He, he seems good. 41 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:24,344 I mean, he, he's good, he's a good guy. 42 00:02:24,347 --> 00:02:29,617 I, I just don't want you to feel... 43 00:02:29,619 --> 00:02:31,719 - Feel what? - - I don't know. I 44 00:02:31,721 --> 00:02:36,724 don't know. Never mind. I'm glad you're coming. 45 00:02:36,726 --> 00:02:38,226 Me too. 46 00:02:38,228 --> 00:02:39,894 Are you sure you're okay? 47 00:02:45,235 --> 00:02:47,303 Whoa. 48 00:02:57,414 --> 00:02:59,582 - That's so funny! - - Really great. 49 00:02:59,585 --> 00:03:01,685 Who's the editor? 50 00:03:01,687 --> 00:03:03,653 Who's the editor? 51 00:03:04,722 --> 00:03:06,856 Oh, hi, oh, what? 52 00:03:06,858 --> 00:03:08,725 Oh, what, what is it? 53 00:03:08,727 --> 00:03:10,427 Edmonton? 54 00:03:10,429 --> 00:03:12,629 - Adam. - Adam, great stuff! 55 00:03:12,631 --> 00:03:16,633 I've got my eye on you. I love the choice of music. 56 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:20,337 Oh that, actually that wasn't my choice. 57 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:21,906 Oh yeah that was, that was mine. 58 00:03:21,908 --> 00:03:24,909 Oh, so you're the genius. 59 00:03:24,911 --> 00:03:26,344 - Great job, Alan. - Thanks man. 60 00:03:26,346 --> 00:03:28,379 - Great job Alan. - Thank you. 61 00:03:28,381 --> 00:03:28,379 Great job. 62 00:03:28,381 --> 00:03:32,450 How's our mannequin bird segment coming along? 63 00:03:32,452 --> 00:03:35,019 It's, I'm still cutting it, looking good but it's not 64 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:37,488 quite done yet, a little bit... 65 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:41,360 Don't dick me around, guy. 66 00:03:41,362 --> 00:03:43,428 We're on a strict deadline. 67 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:47,933 Nature talks with Orson schwartzman waits for no man. 68 00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:49,868 Yes Mr. schwartzman. 69 00:03:51,037 --> 00:03:54,773 When nature talks, you listen. 70 00:03:54,775 --> 00:03:56,642 - Okay. - Are you listening? 71 00:04:00,581 --> 00:04:02,348 Um, yes. 72 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,750 Good. 73 00:04:06,587 --> 00:04:08,021 - Hey! - Hey. 74 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:10,957 Wanna get fucked up tonight? 75 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,993 Ah, I can't, I got, i got stuff to do. 76 00:04:13,995 --> 00:04:15,928 Oh, what kind of stuff? 77 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:20,601 It's like, errands and, and dinner, and... 78 00:04:24,906 --> 00:04:26,607 You okay? 79 00:04:26,609 --> 00:04:29,009 What? Yeah. 80 00:04:29,011 --> 00:04:31,445 - Yeah? - Yeah! 81 00:04:32,047 --> 00:04:33,480 Okay! 82 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,583 That was believable. Good! 83 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:37,686 See you later. 84 00:04:37,688 --> 00:04:40,455 The male red capped mannequin bird. 85 00:04:40,457 --> 00:04:41,856 Mannequin of course derives from the Dutch 86 00:04:41,858 --> 00:04:43,825 word meaning 'little man'. 87 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:46,394 The females of the species 88 00:04:46,396 --> 00:04:49,664 are very picky so the males employ a peculiar 89 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:51,733 sort of dance to impress them. 90 00:04:51,735 --> 00:04:55,036 Because mammals stand a better chance paired, or 91 00:04:55,039 --> 00:04:57,473 in groups, than alone. 92 00:04:57,475 --> 00:04:59,575 Their very survival depends upon their ability 93 00:04:59,577 --> 00:05:03,079 to find a partner and mate. 94 00:05:14,092 --> 00:05:15,425 How long she known this guy? 95 00:05:15,427 --> 00:05:16,827 A year! Or something. 96 00:05:16,829 --> 00:05:19,696 - A year? A year? - Yeah. I know. I know. 97 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:21,365 It's so sudden. Who is this guy? 98 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:22,799 Aaron. 99 00:05:22,801 --> 00:05:24,901 - Aaron? - Aaron. 100 00:05:24,903 --> 00:05:26,103 Aaron. 101 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:28,638 Aaron. 102 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,608 - Why do you keep whispering it? - Mark, you're up! 103 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:34,711 Listen, let me fix this for you. This, this is real easy. 104 00:05:34,714 --> 00:05:37,615 Come on, ready, don't go. Just don't go. 105 00:05:37,617 --> 00:05:39,717 - Don't go, buddy. - Ah, I told -- 106 00:05:43,622 --> 00:05:45,056 what are you guys talking about? 107 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:49,627 Girl stuff? 108 00:05:50,429 --> 00:05:52,697 Come on - gah! 109 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,401 Suck my dick, pins! 110 00:05:55,403 --> 00:05:56,735 This place sucks! 111 00:05:56,737 --> 00:05:58,103 Alright, it's you. 112 00:05:58,105 --> 00:06:00,472 I think I broke Adam. 113 00:06:00,474 --> 00:06:01,673 He's fine. 114 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:05,477 Dude. 115 00:06:05,479 --> 00:06:07,045 We're at a bowling alley, bowl. 116 00:06:09,149 --> 00:06:12,518 - Hey. Bowl. - I can't. 117 00:06:13,654 --> 00:06:15,955 Hey, if you're not playing, you just look like a child 118 00:06:15,957 --> 00:06:18,591 - molester wearing those shoes. - What? 119 00:06:18,593 --> 00:06:20,960 Doesn't matter. You get a ball! 120 00:06:20,962 --> 00:06:23,797 You pick it up and and give it a roll! 121 00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:25,498 - I'm going home. - Listen to me. 122 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,766 I'm going home, I don't wanna -- 123 00:06:26,768 --> 00:06:29,469 hey! Hey! Shh, hey! 124 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,105 You get up there and you bowl a strike right now, 125 00:06:31,107 --> 00:06:32,606 you prove to yourself that you're gonna beat this, 126 00:06:32,608 --> 00:06:34,475 that you're gonna be okay without her! 127 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,977 Because you're Adam! 128 00:06:38,113 --> 00:06:39,980 You bowl strikes! 129 00:06:41,149 --> 00:06:43,984 Dude, just bowl. 130 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:45,186 You're being a douche. 131 00:06:55,198 --> 00:06:56,932 Okay. 132 00:07:30,902 --> 00:07:32,936 It's just, it's just bowling. 133 00:07:32,938 --> 00:07:34,171 Don't worry about it. 134 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:36,907 Adam! 135 00:07:39,811 --> 00:07:41,211 Adam. 136 00:07:41,213 --> 00:07:42,846 - Hi! - Hey! 137 00:07:42,848 --> 00:07:46,650 - Hi, ah, you look great. - It's good to see you. 138 00:07:46,653 --> 00:07:46,651 Yeah. 139 00:07:46,653 --> 00:07:49,120 - I'm starving! - Good! 140 00:07:49,122 --> 00:07:49,120 This place is amazing! 141 00:07:49,122 --> 00:07:52,957 It's always booked, how did you get these reservations? 142 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:57,028 I had to kill a guy. Yeah. It was pretty easy. 143 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,696 No, no I called weeks ago because I knew you 144 00:07:58,698 --> 00:08:00,798 wanted to try it. That's why I'm the best 145 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,934 - boyfriend in the world. - So sweet! You are. 146 00:08:06,673 --> 00:08:09,141 I've just been so tired at work lately, I have to 147 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:11,143 stop staying up so late. 148 00:08:11,145 --> 00:08:13,612 Which is partly your fault, mister. 149 00:08:20,921 --> 00:08:22,721 Babe are you okay? 150 00:08:22,723 --> 00:08:24,857 Yeah! Yeah. 151 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:26,660 You just seem preoccupied to me. 152 00:08:26,662 --> 00:08:32,232 I do? No, that's weird, uh... hm. 153 00:08:32,234 --> 00:08:33,733 I don't know, maybe work stuff, I don't know. 154 00:08:33,735 --> 00:08:34,968 Everything okay? 155 00:08:36,837 --> 00:08:39,105 You ever think about marriage? 156 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:41,775 In, in general? Or... 157 00:08:41,777 --> 00:08:42,776 I mean like... 158 00:08:44,346 --> 00:08:47,915 Marrying me. You ever...? 159 00:08:47,917 --> 00:08:52,320 I'm, I have thought about that, you know, my friends and 160 00:08:52,322 --> 00:08:54,889 I, we talk about that stuff, why? 161 00:08:54,891 --> 00:08:58,693 No but I mean, specifically, to me. 162 00:08:58,695 --> 00:08:59,961 Right. 163 00:08:59,963 --> 00:09:05,099 You ever...? Am I, am I? 164 00:09:05,102 --> 00:09:08,070 Are you what? Are, what are you saying? 165 00:09:08,072 --> 00:09:10,172 - Nothing, I'm sorry. - I don't know what's happening. 166 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:13,108 No no no, I know, I'm just thinking, thinking out loud. 167 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,710 Okay. 168 00:09:14,712 --> 00:09:17,245 Hey, listen, happy anniversary. 169 00:09:17,247 --> 00:09:17,245 Happy anniversary. 170 00:09:17,247 --> 00:09:20,182 - We did it, I'm proud of us. - Yeah. 171 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,050 - We're doing a good job. - I think so. 172 00:09:22,053 --> 00:09:24,320 - I think we are. - Yeah. 173 00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:26,723 I think we should get married. 174 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:28,291 - What? - What? 175 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:28,291 - Yeah or no? - What? 176 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:32,295 Did you say we sh - what are you saying? 177 00:09:32,297 --> 00:09:34,330 Yeah! I think we should get married! 178 00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:36,699 Are you cra - what are you talking about? 179 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,735 - Is that crazy? - Yes that's crazy! 180 00:09:38,737 --> 00:09:42,705 Okay, well I know that sounds crazy but just hear me out. 181 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:43,807 You're happy aren't you? 182 00:09:43,809 --> 00:09:45,309 - Yeah I'm happy, yeah. - Okay, alright. 183 00:09:45,311 --> 00:09:47,878 Well what else is there? Really? 184 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:47,878 I mean people overcomplicate these 185 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:52,149 things but that's really, at its essence, that's what it is! 186 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:53,917 Right? We make each other happy! 187 00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:57,254 We have the same... Favorite movie. 188 00:09:58,156 --> 00:09:58,155 Yeah. 189 00:09:58,157 --> 00:10:01,692 We don't sit there on our things and post how 190 00:10:01,695 --> 00:10:03,395 much fun we're having, we really have fun! 191 00:10:03,397 --> 00:10:05,830 Yeah, no, you never post pictures of me. 192 00:10:05,832 --> 00:10:08,199 No! I think that's great. 193 00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:11,169 - Right? - Yeah. 194 00:10:11,171 --> 00:10:14,439 Okay. I love you, you love me. 195 00:10:14,441 --> 00:10:16,908 - Yeah... - Let's just do it! 196 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:16,908 What are we so afraid of? 197 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:19,844 I mean I don't know if it's being afraid I think 198 00:10:19,847 --> 00:10:19,845 - it's just being responsible. -You're in your head! 199 00:10:19,847 --> 00:10:22,948 You're thinking. And I've been thinking too much too. 200 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:25,084 - Get out of our heads! - I can't believe we're 201 00:10:25,086 --> 00:10:26,919 - talking about this! - I know, I can't either! 202 00:10:26,921 --> 00:10:28,688 - I just, okay. - Shake it! 203 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,389 I think that we have a good thing going. 204 00:10:30,391 --> 00:10:32,091 Agreed. 205 00:10:32,093 --> 00:10:34,260 Don't you think maybe we should just, 206 00:10:34,262 --> 00:10:36,328 - just what? - Like, let it do its thing 207 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:38,431 - and see where it goes? - No, no, no, I'm tired of 208 00:10:38,434 --> 00:10:40,267 doing that. I don't want to let it do its thing, 209 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,269 I don't want to think about down the line, I want to think 210 00:10:42,271 --> 00:10:44,271 about the now. I don't wanna think! I just wanna do it! 211 00:10:44,273 --> 00:10:46,273 I wanna do the now, i want to be in the now, 212 00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:48,241 and in the now, i want to marry you! 213 00:10:51,446 --> 00:10:52,746 Are you serious? 214 00:10:52,748 --> 00:10:54,715 Julie, don't i look serious? 215 00:10:55,483 --> 00:10:57,250 You do look pretty serious. 216 00:10:57,253 --> 00:11:00,321 I just, it just hit me. Why are we not doing this? 217 00:11:00,323 --> 00:11:01,989 - Oh my god. - Everyone around us is doing 218 00:11:01,991 --> 00:11:04,058 it. And they don't have nearly what we have. 219 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,260 Yeah! Yeah. 220 00:11:06,762 --> 00:11:09,030 What do you think? 221 00:11:10,232 --> 00:11:12,133 Oh my god. 222 00:11:13,402 --> 00:11:17,839 Oh my god I'm sorry I just don't I didn't - I don't, 223 00:11:17,842 --> 00:11:20,075 I don't know exactly what to say, because this, 224 00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:22,978 - take your time! - It feels like it's insane. 225 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:24,780 Yeah, it is. 226 00:11:24,782 --> 00:11:26,849 Honey I didn't know you felt that way. 227 00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:30,152 Don't, you know, take, as long as you need! 228 00:11:30,154 --> 00:11:31,520 No I don't need time! 229 00:11:31,522 --> 00:11:36,825 This sounds insane but i think, maybe, oh my god, 230 00:11:36,828 --> 00:11:39,395 - I think maybe -- - we should break up. 231 00:11:41,365 --> 00:11:43,833 - What? - I think we should break up. 232 00:11:43,835 --> 00:11:45,769 And I know that seems psychotic, I'm so sorry. 233 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,170 - Are you joking? - No. 234 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,404 - This is a joke. - No, uh. 235 00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:51,241 As soon as I said it out loud I started to panic 236 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,276 and it didn't feel right, I'm so sorry. 237 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:53,277 What's wrong with you? 238 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:57,381 I don't know, I don't know, I'm just, um, I'm spinning out 239 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,484 a little bit and I'm not sure what I'm saying but I do know 240 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,920 concretely that we should not get married, I just 241 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,088 don't think this is working. 242 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:04,088 - You don't --? - God I'm so sorry. 243 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:07,992 You don't think this is working? You just asked me to marry you. 244 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,060 I know, it felt right in the moment, but as soon as 245 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:10,060 it was out in the ether, 246 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,230 I got really scared to live in that world. 247 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,534 - But why would you...? - I don't know, I don't know, 248 00:12:15,536 --> 00:12:17,235 I just can't see myself waking up to your face 249 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,037 every morning, you know for the rest of my life! 250 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,039 I mean, that sounds, urgh! No offense, not your 251 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,374 face, not your face! You have a great face, 252 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:23,975 a much better face than I do, by the way, 253 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,577 - I should be so lucky! - I know! 254 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:25,577 Your face is great, it's what's behind it 255 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,847 that I don't think I can live with for a long time. 256 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,816 - Oh my god. - I mean, a couple months, 257 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,818 we don't have to break up, i don't know what I'm talking 258 00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:34,287 about, forget it, forget it, what are you ordering, 259 00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:36,956 what are you getting? I just don't think I can... 260 00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:45,164 You are an asshole. 261 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:48,467 An ass hole! 262 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,171 Wait wait wait, Julie! Hold up, wait wait wait! 263 00:12:52,174 --> 00:12:55,275 Congratulations, you're gonna die alone! 264 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:26,334 Hi I -- 265 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,509 I'm gonna look -- 266 00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:38,380 - hi. - Hi. 267 00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:38,380 How can I help you? 268 00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:40,615 Oh, I just need a room, please. 269 00:15:40,617 --> 00:15:43,518 Okay is it just you or anyone else... no? 270 00:15:43,521 --> 00:15:45,588 - No it's just me. - Wife? Girlfriend? 271 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:49,458 - Just me. - Husband, friend, anything? 272 00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:50,760 It's just me. 273 00:15:50,762 --> 00:15:56,399 - Oh, hm, ah. Just one? - Mhm. 274 00:15:56,401 --> 00:15:58,701 - Staying in the room? - Yeah. 275 00:16:00,604 --> 00:16:02,338 Okay. 276 00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:08,512 And would you like a second key? For any 277 00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:12,149 visitors, or friends, you know? 278 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:15,619 No, no just one's fine. Thanks. 279 00:16:20,426 --> 00:16:22,160 Room for one. 280 00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:24,195 Thank you, rah.. 281 00:16:24,197 --> 00:16:28,366 - Rohan. - Sorry. Thanks. 282 00:16:31,537 --> 00:16:33,204 Tsk. 283 00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:48,487 Hello? 284 00:17:17,853 --> 00:17:20,287 These long tailed mannequin males will 285 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,823 actually compete with each other for the attention of 286 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:26,594 the female and of course, the right to mate. 287 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:29,697 The dominant male will always attract the female 288 00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:32,533 over the weaker males, this is the law of the 289 00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:39,507 jungle, and the natural order of life! And love. 290 00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:16,213 Adam? 291 00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:19,449 - Hey. - Holy shit. 292 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:27,357 - Greg! - Yeah! I know. 293 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:31,195 - Oh my god. - Right! Long time. 294 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,330 - Yeah long time no see. - From, uh... 295 00:18:33,332 --> 00:18:34,598 - Since college! - College! 296 00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:37,502 Yeah, man! Old school, I like it! 297 00:18:37,504 --> 00:18:39,571 This is great man, what are you doing up here? 298 00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:43,374 Ah well just in town visiting friends. 299 00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:45,443 Friends and family. 300 00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:46,911 Mainly family. 301 00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:49,948 Huh. You should have called me, man. 302 00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:54,385 I know, I thought about it but then, um... 303 00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:55,554 Hey, did you hear about Allison? 304 00:18:55,556 --> 00:18:56,622 Uh... 305 00:18:58,391 --> 00:18:59,925 Allison...? 306 00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:03,329 Allison George, your girlfriend of eight years? 307 00:19:03,331 --> 00:19:07,299 Oh, right. Sure, yeah, Allison. No, uh, what's up? 308 00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:11,503 Allison George is getting married. 309 00:19:11,506 --> 00:19:14,441 Wow really? Great for her. 310 00:19:14,443 --> 00:19:17,277 It's crazy man, you guys were together forever! 311 00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:17,277 Yeah. 312 00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:19,846 You guys were inseparable, do you remember that? 313 00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:21,615 It was like, I thought you guys were never, 314 00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:23,817 ever, ever gonna break up and then you did. 315 00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:24,951 -Well, yeah. - Do you remember that? 316 00:19:24,953 --> 00:19:27,354 - When you guys broke up? - Yeah, no. 317 00:19:27,356 --> 00:19:29,522 Seriously you guys had everything, do you 318 00:19:29,524 --> 00:19:29,522 remember that? 319 00:19:29,524 --> 00:19:32,892 Yeah well, it was a long time ago. 320 00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:34,729 Not that long ago. 321 00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:36,297 It was pretty long ago. 322 00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:37,265 A year and a half. 323 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:37,999 Ish. 324 00:19:39,401 --> 00:19:41,335 Closer to two. 325 00:19:41,337 --> 00:19:42,470 A year and a half. 326 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,971 It was like two. About two years. 327 00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:43,971 I'm sure it's closer 328 00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:46,774 - to a year and a half. - I don't know how 329 00:19:46,776 --> 00:19:48,509 - you're so sure of that. - Because I remember it, 330 00:19:48,511 --> 00:19:50,011 - it was really devastating. - I didn't even 331 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,513 remember her name when you said it, so, 332 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:52,681 you had to jog my memory, so... 333 00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:57,052 So what are you reading? 334 00:19:57,954 --> 00:19:59,721 Nothing, it's, i was just looking at, 335 00:19:59,723 --> 00:20:03,692 I don't even know how, i was just browsing. 336 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,930 I'll talk to you later man. 337 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,867 Yeah, okay. 338 00:21:23,877 --> 00:21:24,710 Sorry. 339 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,649 - Excuse me -- what? - Sorry. 340 00:21:29,651 --> 00:21:32,753 - Hm. What? - What? 341 00:21:32,755 --> 00:21:34,688 Oh I thought you said something. 342 00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:36,556 - I... - What? 343 00:21:38,726 --> 00:21:42,996 Um... that reminds me, do you wanna - ? 344 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:47,702 Do you wanna get a coffee sometime? 345 00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:50,104 Uh, um. 346 00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:52,774 Or like a water, or a juice? Something 347 00:21:52,776 --> 00:21:56,477 - like a, whatever you... - No, um, I'm reading my book. 348 00:21:56,479 --> 00:21:58,746 - Oh, okay. - So maybe another time. 349 00:21:58,748 --> 00:21:59,881 Is that? 350 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:02,550 Oh, of mice and men, that's a good one. 351 00:22:02,552 --> 00:22:04,786 I could just, I could tell you how it ends. 352 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:04,787 Excuse me? 353 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:08,524 Yeah I could tell you how it ends. How it... 354 00:22:08,526 --> 00:22:11,460 Lenny, he dies, he dies. Lenny dies. 355 00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:13,128 George shoots him in the back of the head. 356 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:13,128 - What? - Because he's the only one 357 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:17,633 that really understands him. It's really beautiful, but it's 358 00:22:17,635 --> 00:22:18,834 heartbreaking. 359 00:22:23,474 --> 00:22:24,674 Are you serious? 360 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,209 Yeah, seriously. That's how it ends. 361 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,745 No, are you serious, are you serious right now? 362 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:29,813 With this? 363 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,581 Yeah I just said I was. 364 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,683 You ruined this for me. You just ruined this 365 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:34,818 book for me. I was just, 366 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,653 I just started reading this book and... 367 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,121 Oh, well I saved you like, 368 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,889 what page are you on, i saved you, like, 369 00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:41,991 - a hundred and eighty pages. - What is wrong with you? 370 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,661 What's wrong with you? 371 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:44,895 Who hasn't read of mice and men? 372 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,096 That's crazy. 373 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,232 - I, I, - it's a classic. 374 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,634 I know, that is why, that is why I'm reading it. 375 00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,636 Well you should have read it by now. 376 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:53,938 It's not my fault you're a slow reader. 377 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,641 You know she hasn't read of mice and men? 378 00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:57,641 I know. 379 00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:00,110 Look, I'm not a slow reader, okay? 380 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,079 - I just haven't -- - in fact I'm saving you from 381 00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:04,649 the humiliation of having to tell your friends and 382 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,818 family that you haven't read a timeless masterpiece. 383 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,988 A timeless masterpiece that you just ruined. 384 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,529 Do you have time for a coffee now? 385 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,266 You know I can't tell if you're charming or if 386 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,069 you're just an asshole. 387 00:23:25,873 --> 00:23:27,840 Charming. 388 00:23:27,842 --> 00:23:31,711 Charming, I hope. I'm sorry, you're right. 389 00:23:31,713 --> 00:23:32,979 That was rude. 390 00:23:32,981 --> 00:23:34,680 Because it is a great book. 391 00:23:34,682 --> 00:23:36,716 I'm sorry, I'm just, I just really 392 00:23:36,718 --> 00:23:38,284 want you to go out with me. 393 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:41,821 Okay so let me get this straight, in return for, 394 00:23:41,824 --> 00:23:46,193 um, ruining this perfectly good, brand new reading 395 00:23:46,195 --> 00:23:49,863 experience for me, i should reward 396 00:23:49,865 --> 00:23:51,765 you by going out with you? 397 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:54,268 Two things, it shouldn't be brand new, we've 398 00:23:54,270 --> 00:23:57,271 established that, it's been out for a long time, 399 00:23:57,273 --> 00:24:00,274 and I think it might be more fun than reading 400 00:24:00,277 --> 00:24:01,876 alone in a library. 401 00:24:03,045 --> 00:24:05,713 And how would you know? 402 00:24:05,715 --> 00:24:07,148 Well because a books not gonna have sex with you 403 00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,584 and I want to, very badly. 404 00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:11,252 Oh my god. 405 00:24:12,855 --> 00:24:16,124 I know this sounds crazy but I think I love you. 406 00:24:17,294 --> 00:24:19,261 I just think I'm in love with you, and I know that 407 00:24:19,263 --> 00:24:21,730 sounds crazy, and i know, I know, okay, 408 00:24:21,732 --> 00:24:22,831 what, are you gonna, what? 409 00:24:24,234 --> 00:24:26,001 What is... what? 410 00:24:27,304 --> 00:24:29,204 - I do. - You don't even know me. 411 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,874 I know, and that's why i want to share a cup of 412 00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,676 coffee with you because i think it's weird, too, that I 413 00:24:33,678 --> 00:24:35,911 should love somebody that i don't even really know. 414 00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:37,847 So I thought, we'll go get coffee, I'll ask you where 415 00:24:37,849 --> 00:24:39,349 - you're from. - Okay. 416 00:24:39,351 --> 00:24:40,584 Get to know each other, 417 00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:41,952 - and then, um, - okay. 418 00:24:41,954 --> 00:24:43,153 You see where I'm going with this? 419 00:24:43,155 --> 00:24:46,590 - Okay. - Okay? Really? 420 00:24:46,592 --> 00:24:48,258 That worked? 421 00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,160 You must have a screw loose. 422 00:24:52,096 --> 00:24:54,364 - Kid, who are you? - I'm Adam. 423 00:25:09,247 --> 00:25:11,882 - Hey man. I know, I know, - ah! Jesus! 424 00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:14,952 It scared me too, I almost forgot to give you my card. 425 00:25:14,955 --> 00:25:19,358 - Thank god you didn't forget. - Uh, yeah. No, I didn't. 426 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,094 That's got my website on there, okay, my Facebook, 427 00:25:22,096 --> 00:25:24,096 - linkedin's on there, - I just need one. 428 00:25:24,098 --> 00:25:26,665 No you could use all of them, and then there's email, too 429 00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,900 - that's right on there. - Okay well I'll email you then. 430 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:28,900 Okay good if you ever need to talk. 431 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:33,238 Yeah. I'll email you and i look forward to emailing you. 432 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,141 Yeah but if you ever need to talk. 433 00:25:35,143 --> 00:25:37,110 Yeah I'll, I got it. 434 00:25:38,112 --> 00:25:38,878 Yeah, man. 435 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,748 If you need to. 436 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,750 Okay. 437 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:47,253 - I'm still -- crazy! - Greg... Hamilton. 438 00:25:49,189 --> 00:25:50,657 Hey! 439 00:25:50,659 --> 00:25:51,858 Email me. 440 00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:53,059 What? 441 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:53,060 Email me. 442 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:56,063 - I don't know what that means. - Email me! 443 00:25:56,065 --> 00:25:58,032 Oh! Okay, oh yeah. 444 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:18,453 - Adam? - Hey! You knew it was me. 445 00:26:18,455 --> 00:26:20,889 Yes it was in my phone. 446 00:26:20,891 --> 00:26:22,424 Oh right duh. 447 00:26:22,426 --> 00:26:25,894 - What are you, uh...? - Uh, I am here. 448 00:26:25,896 --> 00:26:25,894 I'm here. 449 00:26:25,896 --> 00:26:30,732 What? Oh my god why didn't you tell me? 450 00:26:30,735 --> 00:26:33,135 Well, I am telling you, you dum-dum. 451 00:26:33,137 --> 00:26:35,938 Well, listen, this is crazy but we're having this 452 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,139 dinner party tonight. 453 00:26:37,141 --> 00:26:37,139 Yeah. 454 00:26:37,141 --> 00:26:41,277 And, I don't know, maybe you want to come? 455 00:28:27,925 --> 00:28:33,295 No but seriously, you two. You two, if there are two 456 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,964 people in the whole world that should actually be 457 00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:41,102 getting married, they're right here, it's you two. 458 00:28:41,104 --> 00:28:44,406 I actually remember when you guys met. 459 00:28:44,409 --> 00:28:47,009 Aaron said, 'David, this is the first girl I can 460 00:28:47,011 --> 00:28:51,447 actually see myself marrying.' And I was, I 461 00:28:51,449 --> 00:28:52,849 actually tried to talk you out of it 462 00:28:52,851 --> 00:28:55,585 so I could ask Allison out. I did! 463 00:28:55,587 --> 00:28:55,585 Because she's, look at her! 464 00:28:55,587 --> 00:29:00,423 Who wouldn't want to marry her instantly! You would be 465 00:29:00,425 --> 00:29:02,458 - crazy not to marry her! - - Down boy. 466 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:06,095 If it doesn't work out, I'm waiting in the wings. 467 00:29:06,098 --> 00:29:08,165 Text me, call me. 468 00:29:09,901 --> 00:29:09,900 Whatever you need to do. 469 00:29:09,902 --> 00:29:15,505 No but seriously, you guys are actually fashioned for 470 00:29:15,507 --> 00:29:20,544 each other, you were made for one another. And I do 471 00:29:20,546 --> 00:29:25,048 not know a more intelligent, graceful 472 00:29:25,051 --> 00:29:28,353 couple than you guys. 473 00:29:28,355 --> 00:29:32,156 And they say that marriage is hard work, right, that's 474 00:29:32,158 --> 00:29:33,992 the thing, marriage is hard work, but I'm not 475 00:29:33,994 --> 00:29:35,894 really worried about you guys, because 476 00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:37,996 - you guys make sense. - Thanks, Dave. 477 00:29:37,998 --> 00:29:41,366 And that's a beautiful thing, so let's drink to them! 478 00:29:41,369 --> 00:29:48,140 Cheers to you guys I love you, I love you, you, you, 479 00:29:48,142 --> 00:29:49,441 and you're fine too. 480 00:29:49,443 --> 00:29:51,543 Let's get really drunk and be happy. 481 00:29:51,545 --> 00:29:52,444 Mazel tov. 482 00:29:52,446 --> 00:29:52,444 Can I kiss you? 483 00:29:52,446 --> 00:29:56,148 I've been wanting to kiss her all night. 484 00:30:09,997 --> 00:30:11,064 Are you friends with Aaron? 485 00:30:11,066 --> 00:30:12,332 Allison actually. 486 00:30:12,334 --> 00:30:14,234 Oh, how do you guys know each other? 487 00:30:14,236 --> 00:30:16,136 Adam and Allison used to go out. 488 00:30:17,338 --> 00:30:18,605 Oh really? 489 00:30:18,607 --> 00:30:19,572 Yeah. 490 00:30:19,575 --> 00:30:21,042 When was that? 491 00:30:21,044 --> 00:30:23,577 Literally, right before Aaron. 492 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:26,280 Oh. 493 00:30:42,665 --> 00:30:45,701 - You're Adam, huh? - Yeah. 494 00:30:45,703 --> 00:30:47,002 I'm Lee, nice to meet you. 495 00:30:47,004 --> 00:30:47,002 Nice to meet you. 496 00:30:47,004 --> 00:30:49,137 - Nice to meet you. - Cheers. 497 00:30:50,441 --> 00:30:52,274 I'm sorry. 498 00:30:52,276 --> 00:30:54,443 Did she ask you to come to this dinner? 499 00:30:54,445 --> 00:30:57,012 - She, she did. - Mister really good friend? 500 00:30:57,015 --> 00:31:00,016 - Yeah... - You're that guy. 501 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:03,653 I'm sorry man I'm just kidding with you, I'm kidding. 502 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,621 - Cheers, man. - Cheers. 503 00:31:05,623 --> 00:31:08,157 To the strength of the human spirit. To endure. 504 00:31:09,527 --> 00:31:10,393 Thanks. 505 00:31:10,395 --> 00:31:11,661 Yeah. 506 00:31:11,663 --> 00:31:13,329 Hey buck up buddy. 507 00:31:13,331 --> 00:31:16,165 Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet! 508 00:31:19,604 --> 00:31:22,506 Did you hear what I said to second place over here? 509 00:31:37,456 --> 00:31:39,090 Hey, dummy. 510 00:31:39,092 --> 00:31:40,258 Hey! 511 00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,060 What are you doing up here? 512 00:31:42,062 --> 00:31:43,228 Just hanging out. 513 00:31:44,764 --> 00:31:46,731 Come sit with me! Come here. 514 00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:50,135 You always find those little hideouts, 515 00:31:50,137 --> 00:31:51,603 you're such a weirdo. 516 00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:51,603 You're a weirdo, you dum dum. 517 00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:54,606 - How was your - ? - How was the - oh sorry. 518 00:31:54,609 --> 00:31:57,143 - You go. - You go. No, you go. 519 00:31:57,145 --> 00:31:58,310 - Um... - Go ahead. 520 00:31:58,312 --> 00:32:00,046 No, nah, nah i just had nothing 521 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,714 - really interesting to say. - Neither did I. 522 00:32:01,716 --> 00:32:02,715 Alright. 523 00:32:04,419 --> 00:32:05,818 So. 524 00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:09,221 How, um, I like, like, your hair. It's different. 525 00:32:09,223 --> 00:32:11,490 Oh yeah thank you! Yeah. 526 00:32:11,492 --> 00:32:12,258 Good different? 527 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,126 Great different. 528 00:32:15,163 --> 00:32:16,296 You look, um... 529 00:32:17,198 --> 00:32:18,498 - The same. - The same! 530 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,467 - Yeah. - Yeah, kinda. Yeah. 531 00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:21,268 Good same? 532 00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:22,436 Great same. 533 00:32:29,343 --> 00:32:32,612 Ah, so this is, uh, pretty crazy, huh? 534 00:32:32,615 --> 00:32:37,118 It really is, I mean it is really crazy. 535 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,719 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's very overwhelming. 536 00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:39,821 There are so many 537 00:32:39,823 --> 00:32:41,756 - decisions to make. - I bet, I bet. 538 00:32:41,758 --> 00:32:44,325 I mean it's also so sudden. 539 00:32:44,327 --> 00:32:50,264 Right, yeah, it's just, i don't know, it just happened. 540 00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:55,103 Yeah, that's how these things go. 541 00:33:01,344 --> 00:33:03,479 - Do you remember when, um -- - Allison! 542 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:04,413 Oh, hey. 543 00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:06,181 It's your party come play. 544 00:33:06,183 --> 00:33:06,181 Yeah! 545 00:33:06,183 --> 00:33:09,284 - I'm gonna, sorry, I'm gonna, - yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. 546 00:33:09,286 --> 00:33:10,219 I'll see you later though, yeah? 547 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:11,820 - Yes, okay. - Okay. 548 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,590 - You come on down, too! - Ah, yeah! 549 00:33:18,362 --> 00:33:19,429 Watch your head coming down. 550 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,764 Oh yeah, what is -- yeah. 551 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:23,867 Interesting space up here. 552 00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:27,437 It's where we have a lot of sex. Strictly. 553 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,906 - You're, you're the worst. - Just kidding, just kidding. 554 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,888 Hey buddy! 555 00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:45,656 Hey, Aaron, how you doing? 556 00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:48,392 I'm good, I'm good. Well, you know, nervous. 557 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:50,194 Yeah, psh, big day coming up. 558 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,496 You're telling me. 559 00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:53,331 What, you uh, you want to stand up there for me? 560 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:53,331 Sure! 561 00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:57,435 I mean, not really. No. 562 00:33:57,437 --> 00:33:58,803 Hey, really good to see you though. 563 00:33:58,805 --> 00:33:58,803 Mm-hmm. 564 00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:03,275 Allison was so glad you could make it, you know. 565 00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:04,442 You mean a lot to her. 566 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:05,744 - Aw. - You really do. 567 00:34:05,746 --> 00:34:07,512 She means a lot to me. 568 00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:09,181 You know what on a personal note, I think 569 00:34:09,184 --> 00:34:11,751 it's so cool that you came, given your history 570 00:34:11,753 --> 00:34:14,387 and stuff? It's like, it's really big of you. 571 00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:15,955 So thank you. 572 00:34:15,957 --> 00:34:19,659 Well thanks Aaron. That's big of you to say. 573 00:34:19,661 --> 00:34:22,295 No I mean it's big of you. 574 00:34:22,297 --> 00:34:25,264 Well it's big of you too. 575 00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:27,801 I guess we're both big. 576 00:34:29,705 --> 00:34:31,705 I like that we're both big. Heyoo! 577 00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:36,677 No no no, I have actually a very small penis. 578 00:34:37,779 --> 00:34:38,745 - Really? - No no no. 579 00:34:38,747 --> 00:34:39,580 Oh. 580 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:40,414 So you don't. 581 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:43,283 No. No, I'm very secure in that area. 582 00:34:45,386 --> 00:34:47,287 - Good. - Yeah. 583 00:34:47,290 --> 00:34:49,824 So, I'm just glad everyone's, you know, 584 00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:50,959 where they're supposed to be. 585 00:34:50,961 --> 00:34:53,261 Totally. Totally. 586 00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:55,296 Well hey! Good to see you. 587 00:34:55,298 --> 00:34:58,266 Well, thanks for inviting me, Aaron, 588 00:34:58,268 --> 00:34:59,767 that was really big of you, again. 589 00:34:59,769 --> 00:35:01,736 - You're amazing. Alright. - You're amazing. 590 00:35:01,738 --> 00:35:02,870 Thanks, big guy. 591 00:35:05,575 --> 00:35:07,309 Hey you know, we should hang some time. 592 00:35:07,311 --> 00:35:08,611 Yeah, cool! 593 00:35:08,613 --> 00:35:09,979 Do you play tennis? 594 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,448 Do I play tennis? 595 00:35:12,450 --> 00:35:13,882 What you like the game? 596 00:35:13,884 --> 00:35:15,618 Ah, love the game. 597 00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,453 Alright, well we'll go a few rounds, will be fun. 598 00:35:17,455 --> 00:35:18,621 Cool, yeah. 599 00:35:18,623 --> 00:35:20,022 - Noice. - Very noice. 600 00:35:21,424 --> 00:35:21,924 Alright. 601 00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:24,526 Cool. 602 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,446 Sorry. 603 00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:49,587 Sorry. 604 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,037 Where you from? 605 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,539 Um, originally from Vermont. 606 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:10,409 Vermont?? Cool! 607 00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:12,944 Great skiing there, right? 608 00:36:12,946 --> 00:36:13,745 Yeah. 609 00:36:14,747 --> 00:36:14,746 Yeah. 610 00:36:14,748 --> 00:36:17,516 Oh my god, David! Hi, how are you? 611 00:36:17,518 --> 00:36:18,917 - I miss you! - Oh my god that 612 00:36:18,919 --> 00:36:20,652 - speech was so good. - Thank you. 613 00:36:20,654 --> 00:36:20,652 It was really good. 614 00:36:20,654 --> 00:36:23,488 - I lost my, sorry, - they were so happy! 615 00:36:23,491 --> 00:36:26,092 - I lost my keys. - Your keys? Ooh. 616 00:36:26,094 --> 00:36:28,528 - Can you find them for me? - Well I'm waiting on an 617 00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:30,730 - uber, just come with me. - Can I go home with you? 618 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:30,730 Where do you live? I -- 619 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:33,666 - thank you so -- - gonna have some girls over. 620 00:36:33,668 --> 00:36:35,501 I think we should hang out more. 621 00:36:35,503 --> 00:36:37,603 You gotta, actually, David you're sitting on my -- 622 00:36:37,605 --> 00:36:39,839 I haven't liked anyone in like, forever! 623 00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,808 Gwen, David, it was... 624 00:36:41,811 --> 00:36:44,378 - Do you feel this too, though? - Yes, I love that. 625 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:45,579 Have you thought about walking down the aisle? 626 00:36:45,581 --> 00:36:45,579 I'm gonna just... 627 00:36:45,581 --> 00:36:48,415 Oh how would we do that? I was thinking like, 628 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:49,516 I'm actually gonna head out, David. 629 00:36:49,518 --> 00:36:51,952 Or we could hold hands. 630 00:36:51,954 --> 00:36:53,587 David, I'm gonna go ahead and head out, so... 631 00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:55,923 - Hand in hand! That's it, done! - I love holding hands. 632 00:36:55,925 --> 00:36:57,591 I miss you, why don't we hang out more? 633 00:36:57,593 --> 00:36:59,993 Well come over tonight, girls' night, it'll be fun. 634 00:37:02,532 --> 00:37:03,965 - You okay man? - I just popped outta there. 635 00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:06,601 So we were, we were just talking about -- 636 00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:06,601 sorry. 637 00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:10,004 - You just snapped that chair. - Jesus it's just 638 00:37:10,006 --> 00:37:12,006 - a dinner party, god. - Oh my god it's like 639 00:37:12,008 --> 00:37:15,643 - a peace pipe. - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 640 00:37:15,645 --> 00:37:17,078 - That's a good bit. - That's for you, dude, 641 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,913 - that's for the road. - Take that one. 642 00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:20,883 - You can have it. - I really enjoyed your speech. 643 00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:44,708 Whaaaat? 644 00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:47,043 What are you doing here? 645 00:37:47,045 --> 00:37:49,579 - Hi, mom. - Oh my god! 646 00:37:49,981 --> 00:37:52,582 Hi, uh, what are you wearing? 647 00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:53,650 I was jogging! 648 00:37:53,652 --> 00:37:57,554 Uh, since when are you jogging? 649 00:37:57,557 --> 00:37:58,856 What do you mean? I'm exercising. 650 00:37:58,858 --> 00:38:01,559 I've never seen you exercise. 651 00:38:01,561 --> 00:38:02,860 I'm getting in shape! 652 00:38:02,862 --> 00:38:04,762 What's on your head? 653 00:38:04,764 --> 00:38:07,765 - Just a jogging thing. - What? 654 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,167 It's a running, you know, sweatband. 655 00:38:09,169 --> 00:38:10,535 You okay? 656 00:38:10,903 --> 00:38:10,902 How long you gonna be home? 657 00:38:10,904 --> 00:38:16,808 I don't know, not long, just a quickie. I'm alright. 658 00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,043 Are you gonna stay here? 659 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:19,845 Uh, I can't. 660 00:38:19,847 --> 00:38:21,747 Well where you gonna stay? 661 00:38:21,749 --> 00:38:23,949 Work put me up at this hotel nearby. 662 00:38:23,951 --> 00:38:26,552 Really? Mister big shot! 663 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,054 - Its not the four seasons! - Sounds good! 664 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,823 So how's it going, anything interesting? 665 00:38:30,825 --> 00:38:33,525 Yeah, nah, just the usual, you 666 00:38:33,527 --> 00:38:35,194 know. Birds humpin' in the woods. 667 00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:37,230 - Wow. - Yeah. 668 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:38,865 Sounds provocative. 669 00:38:40,501 --> 00:38:41,501 So. 670 00:38:41,503 --> 00:38:45,472 You gonna call Allison while you're here or am I 671 00:38:45,474 --> 00:38:46,639 not allowed to ask? 672 00:38:46,641 --> 00:38:49,809 I don't know, I haven't really thought about it. 673 00:38:49,811 --> 00:38:49,809 Maybe. 674 00:38:49,811 --> 00:38:52,479 I think you should. I still have that picture 675 00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:53,947 you took when you went down to carmel. 676 00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:55,149 Look, right there. 677 00:38:56,117 --> 00:38:58,185 Mom are you insane? 678 00:38:58,187 --> 00:39:01,255 It's been almost two years you can't do that. 679 00:39:01,257 --> 00:39:04,158 - This is crazy, this is nuts - I like the pic -- 680 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,927 - that you still have this. - That is very immature. 681 00:39:06,929 --> 00:39:08,696 What are you doing? 682 00:39:08,698 --> 00:39:09,997 It's a picture of us! 683 00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,866 It's so weird that you have that. 684 00:39:11,868 --> 00:39:13,767 What are you throwing that away for? 685 00:39:16,072 --> 00:39:18,573 You are so dramatic. 686 00:39:18,575 --> 00:39:20,909 You are so dramatic. 687 00:39:20,911 --> 00:39:23,578 Just call her, if you're here, you have the time, 688 00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:24,913 no big deal. 689 00:39:28,084 --> 00:39:29,651 Alright maybe. 690 00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:34,757 Are you happy? 691 00:39:45,669 --> 00:39:46,636 Good to see you. 692 00:39:46,638 --> 00:39:48,170 Good to see you. 693 00:41:48,232 --> 00:41:49,232 Whoa! 694 00:41:51,769 --> 00:41:53,069 Aw shit! 695 00:41:55,906 --> 00:41:57,273 Okay, that's alright. Hey, keep your elbow up and 696 00:41:57,275 --> 00:41:59,742 - follow through, you know? - Yeah I know! 697 00:41:59,744 --> 00:42:00,810 Yeah. 698 00:42:01,111 --> 00:42:03,179 There you go, yeah just like that! 699 00:42:06,384 --> 00:42:07,151 You good? 700 00:42:08,787 --> 00:42:10,154 Yeah, feel good! 701 00:42:10,156 --> 00:42:11,789 Hey I'm glad we're doing this, man. 702 00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:13,357 - Me too. - It's cool. 703 00:42:13,359 --> 00:42:15,025 - My serve. - - Yeah. 704 00:42:29,909 --> 00:42:29,908 I thought you said you played? 705 00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:35,814 - Yeah it's been a while! - You know, I almost went pro. 706 00:42:35,816 --> 00:42:37,115 Oh I didn't know that. 707 00:42:37,117 --> 00:42:39,784 Blew my knee out in college. 708 00:42:39,786 --> 00:42:41,720 - Bummer. - Yeah. 709 00:42:41,722 --> 00:42:43,154 That would have been a different life. 710 00:42:43,157 --> 00:42:47,827 Really. I mean, travel the world, fame, glory. 711 00:42:49,062 --> 00:42:52,031 No but things work out the way they're supposed to, right? 712 00:42:56,770 --> 00:42:58,404 Whose serve? 713 00:42:58,406 --> 00:42:59,739 You take it! 714 00:43:10,485 --> 00:43:12,085 Shit! 715 00:43:12,087 --> 00:43:13,520 Good round, bud! 716 00:43:13,522 --> 00:43:14,888 Thanks! 717 00:43:15,990 --> 00:43:18,191 Man you set me up for that spike! 718 00:43:18,193 --> 00:43:22,362 I know, that's uh, how so? 719 00:43:22,365 --> 00:43:24,932 Well you know when you lobbed it up and I just, 720 00:43:24,934 --> 00:43:27,268 - spiked it like that. - Oh yeah. Oh spike, yeah yeah. 721 00:43:28,103 --> 00:43:28,102 That was a nice hit. 722 00:43:28,104 --> 00:43:32,807 I feel bad man, we could have grabbed a beer or something. 723 00:43:32,809 --> 00:43:35,109 Oh no, this is, this is great. 724 00:43:35,111 --> 00:43:36,978 Oh good. Yeah, okay. 725 00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:38,412 - Yeah this is great. - Good. 726 00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:42,518 Al said you're into documentaries? 727 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:43,986 Al? 728 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:43,986 Allison. 729 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:50,192 Oh yeah, um, yeah, no I'm mostly editing now, 730 00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:51,860 somebody else's stuff. 731 00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:54,029 So like what kind of stuff? Political? 732 00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:57,833 No like, uh, bird stuff mostly. 733 00:43:58,234 --> 00:44:00,035 - That's kinda cool. - Yeah I kinda want to get 734 00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:02,205 my own thing going soon. 735 00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:03,473 So what's that gonna be about? 736 00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:05,508 Birds, you're into birds? You like birds? 737 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:12,081 No like, something like pollution, climate, 738 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:15,018 I don't know, something like the environment. 739 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,820 That's great! That's great, 740 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,454 can't wait to see that. That's really cool. 741 00:44:18,457 --> 00:44:20,891 - Okay my serve. - Yeah. 742 00:44:24,296 --> 00:44:26,564 Okay now remember elbow up and try to stay on the 743 00:44:26,566 --> 00:44:27,932 balls of your feet. 744 00:44:27,934 --> 00:44:29,233 Elbows up, balls. 745 00:44:29,235 --> 00:44:31,035 - Yeah. - Okay. 746 00:44:31,037 --> 00:44:32,937 Just go side to side, let's get loose a little bit. 747 00:44:32,939 --> 00:44:36,006 Your shoulders, bring it forward, bring 748 00:44:36,008 --> 00:44:37,541 your toes forward, bring it back. 749 00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:39,177 There you go! Keep going! 750 00:44:40,379 --> 00:44:40,378 Are you sure? 751 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:42,848 No man you look like a fucking idiot! 752 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,115 - C'mon! - I know! 753 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,053 - Okay here we go bud you ready? - - Yup! 754 00:44:50,623 --> 00:44:52,591 There you go! 755 00:44:52,593 --> 00:44:55,093 There you go, bud. Nice and easy, buddy. 756 00:44:55,095 --> 00:44:56,428 There, nice! 757 00:44:58,632 --> 00:44:59,532 Spike! 758 00:45:07,174 --> 00:45:08,507 Wow, almost got me there! 759 00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:10,877 Almost! 760 00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,013 My serve. 761 00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:15,381 You sure? 762 00:45:15,884 --> 00:45:17,017 Oh yeah. 763 00:45:17,019 --> 00:45:17,918 Yeah. 764 00:45:34,670 --> 00:45:38,239 Fucking fuck! 765 00:45:46,181 --> 00:45:47,649 Slipped! 766 00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:49,450 Sweaty. 767 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,620 Sorry! 768 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:56,959 Good game! 769 00:46:00,031 --> 00:46:01,130 Mister shalman! 770 00:46:01,132 --> 00:46:01,130 Are you enjoying your stay with us? 771 00:46:01,132 --> 00:46:04,667 Oh yeah, I'm having the time of my life. Thanks. 772 00:46:04,669 --> 00:46:06,402 Wonderful! The elevators are to your right. 773 00:46:06,404 --> 00:46:07,937 Oh they haven't moved? 774 00:46:09,306 --> 00:46:12,007 No they haven't moved, fucking asshole. 775 00:46:41,106 --> 00:46:42,673 Oh my god... 776 00:46:45,978 --> 00:46:46,978 Hey! 777 00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:48,346 How are you buddy? 778 00:46:48,348 --> 00:46:49,647 How's it going? 779 00:46:49,649 --> 00:46:51,649 Come on give me the details did you see her? 780 00:46:53,086 --> 00:46:54,486 Yeah. 781 00:46:54,488 --> 00:46:55,387 And? 782 00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:59,424 It was, it was nice. 783 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:03,528 Is the wedding off? 784 00:47:04,764 --> 00:47:07,733 Wonder if I punch the computer screen, I wonder 785 00:47:07,735 --> 00:47:11,169 if you would feel it. Do they have that technology? 786 00:47:11,172 --> 00:47:13,339 - You could try. - What do you want? 787 00:47:13,341 --> 00:47:14,374 You need a date. 788 00:47:14,376 --> 00:47:16,309 What? No, I don't, the last thing I 789 00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:17,777 want to do is go on another date. 790 00:47:17,779 --> 00:47:20,546 No no, to the wedding, to the wedding. 791 00:47:20,548 --> 00:47:24,150 You can't show up stag, it's suicide. You'll be annihilated. 792 00:47:24,152 --> 00:47:25,518 - Really? - Mmm. 793 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,520 Well what do you want me to do? I can't just -- 794 00:47:27,522 --> 00:47:28,554 I got you! 795 00:47:28,557 --> 00:47:29,556 I got you! 796 00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,291 Who? 797 00:47:31,293 --> 00:47:32,126 My cousin! 798 00:47:32,128 --> 00:47:33,427 Tallulah! 799 00:47:33,429 --> 00:47:34,695 Tallulah? 800 00:47:34,697 --> 00:47:36,196 Tallulah! 801 00:47:36,198 --> 00:47:38,098 What is she, like a little fairy? 802 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:40,334 She's a real girl named tallulah! 803 00:47:40,336 --> 00:47:42,202 She's your cousin? 804 00:47:42,204 --> 00:47:44,138 Yeah, second cousin but yeah. 805 00:47:44,739 --> 00:47:46,774 Does she look like you? 806 00:47:49,245 --> 00:47:50,779 You mean is she Asian, 807 00:47:50,781 --> 00:47:52,480 - are you asking? - No, man, no! 808 00:47:52,482 --> 00:47:54,582 She's white, are you happy, Mel Gibson? 809 00:47:54,584 --> 00:47:55,784 - She's white! - Stop -- 810 00:47:55,786 --> 00:47:55,784 stop it that's not what I meant! 811 00:47:55,786 --> 00:47:59,587 All you do is love Asian girls, that's what this is about. 812 00:47:59,589 --> 00:48:02,524 - What? - Yeah you do. 813 00:48:02,526 --> 00:48:03,825 She's not me with boobs. 814 00:48:03,827 --> 00:48:05,627 She's a date to the wedding so you have 815 00:48:05,629 --> 00:48:07,695 something standing between you and massive amounts of 816 00:48:07,698 --> 00:48:09,331 shame and self-degradation! 817 00:48:11,068 --> 00:48:11,067 You just need a plus one. 818 00:48:11,069 --> 00:48:13,836 Who knows, you might even like her. 819 00:48:14,571 --> 00:48:17,073 Alright, well, maybe. Thank you. 820 00:48:17,674 --> 00:48:20,142 Uh, listen I'm gonna go take a shower but, um -- 821 00:48:20,144 --> 00:48:21,477 oh ho ho ho! 822 00:48:21,678 --> 00:48:22,678 What? 823 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,148 What are, what are you wearing? 824 00:48:26,151 --> 00:48:27,818 What do you mean, it's just tennis shorts? 825 00:48:29,387 --> 00:48:31,721 You look like you stole a little boys underwear. 826 00:48:31,723 --> 00:48:33,223 I was playing tennis! 827 00:48:33,225 --> 00:48:34,324 You don't play tennis! 828 00:48:34,326 --> 00:48:36,560 Yes I do, I do sometimes. 829 00:48:36,562 --> 00:48:37,794 With who? 830 00:48:42,433 --> 00:48:44,201 - Aaron. - Aaron? What? 831 00:48:44,203 --> 00:48:46,636 - Aaron, okay? Yeah. - What are you doing? 832 00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:47,839 Hey listen, listen! 833 00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:50,141 You're fraternizing with the enemy! 834 00:48:50,143 --> 00:48:52,210 The enemy? Give me a break. 835 00:48:52,212 --> 00:48:54,745 Grow up, mark, come on! 836 00:48:54,747 --> 00:48:55,713 He's cool! 837 00:48:55,715 --> 00:48:57,515 He's actually a really cool guy. 838 00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,217 I had fun today. 839 00:48:59,219 --> 00:49:00,718 You would like him a lot, I think. 840 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:01,219 I would? 841 00:49:01,221 --> 00:49:04,288 I feel like the three of us should hang out. 842 00:49:06,893 --> 00:49:08,327 Why are you looking at me like that? 843 00:49:08,329 --> 00:49:09,661 Why are you doing this? 844 00:49:09,663 --> 00:49:12,731 Listen, listen! Life moves on, mark, and 845 00:49:12,733 --> 00:49:14,566 some of us are moving with it! 846 00:49:14,568 --> 00:49:16,768 Some of us can see your balls! 847 00:49:17,637 --> 00:49:19,571 - Good bye. - Like a wonton sized -- 848 00:49:19,573 --> 00:49:20,739 bye bye! 849 00:49:45,367 --> 00:49:46,634 T-tallulah? 850 00:49:46,636 --> 00:49:47,601 - Tallulah? 851 00:49:47,603 --> 00:49:49,670 - Hi! - Hi, hi, Adam. 852 00:49:50,772 --> 00:49:51,605 Great. 853 00:49:51,607 --> 00:49:52,740 Nice to meet you! 854 00:49:54,309 --> 00:49:56,410 So how you doing? 855 00:49:57,646 --> 00:49:58,812 Good. 856 00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:01,448 - Sorry? - Good. 857 00:50:01,817 --> 00:50:02,918 You sure? 858 00:50:04,787 --> 00:50:06,221 Yeah. 859 00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:09,324 Are you okay? 860 00:50:11,194 --> 00:50:12,527 Nervous. 861 00:50:12,529 --> 00:50:14,896 Don't worry about it, I'm nervous too. 862 00:50:14,898 --> 00:50:18,200 So you're uh, you're mark's cousin? 863 00:50:18,202 --> 00:50:18,900 Yeah. 864 00:50:18,902 --> 00:50:20,335 I'm so sorry. 865 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:23,639 What happened? 866 00:50:23,641 --> 00:50:28,711 No no no, I was kidding i was, mark's my friend. 867 00:50:29,746 --> 00:50:31,847 It's a joke. 868 00:50:31,849 --> 00:50:35,585 I don't know if it is a joke 869 00:50:35,587 --> 00:50:37,453 if it's not funny. 870 00:50:38,288 --> 00:50:41,390 Um, so you hungry? 871 00:50:41,393 --> 00:50:42,426 Not anymore. 872 00:50:44,329 --> 00:50:45,862 Did you have a chance to look at the menu? 873 00:50:45,864 --> 00:50:54,304 Yeah, um, I read it about five times by myself but I 874 00:50:54,306 --> 00:50:57,374 don't know where to look so I just pretended that I 875 00:50:57,376 --> 00:51:01,378 was reading and then i really was reading the 876 00:51:01,381 --> 00:51:03,848 menu over and over. 877 00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:06,985 What do you, what do you do? 878 00:51:06,987 --> 00:51:08,353 I make dolls. 879 00:51:10,356 --> 00:51:11,489 You make dolls? 880 00:51:11,491 --> 00:51:14,425 - And uh, doll houses. - Huh. 881 00:51:14,427 --> 00:51:17,428 And little, little doll furniture to 882 00:51:17,431 --> 00:51:20,266 go into the doll houses. It's so tiny -- 883 00:51:20,268 --> 00:51:22,635 and that leads to doll upholstery and 884 00:51:22,637 --> 00:51:24,436 doll clothes and next thing I 885 00:51:24,438 --> 00:51:28,007 know I'm making the tiniest little doll bow 886 00:51:28,009 --> 00:51:31,543 tie and I think it might be affecting my vision, 887 00:51:31,545 --> 00:51:33,879 I've been having a lot of problems seeing. 888 00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:36,282 Oh my god, that's terrible. 889 00:51:36,285 --> 00:51:39,686 So you should maybe stop doing that, right? 890 00:51:40,888 --> 00:51:44,357 - Never. - Wow. 891 00:51:44,359 --> 00:51:45,792 That's persistent. 892 00:51:45,794 --> 00:51:48,461 The dolls will leave me. 893 00:51:48,463 --> 00:51:49,763 What do you do? 894 00:51:51,465 --> 00:51:54,934 Uh, I'm, I'm a documentary film maker. 895 00:51:54,936 --> 00:51:56,536 Can I see one of your films? 896 00:51:56,539 --> 00:52:01,008 Well no not yet but hopefully soon. 897 00:52:02,844 --> 00:52:03,911 That's cool. 898 00:52:03,913 --> 00:52:04,812 Yeah? 899 00:52:06,014 --> 00:52:08,349 Yeah it is, thanks, it's pretty cool. 900 00:52:08,351 --> 00:52:10,518 Well I can't wait to see it. 901 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,420 - Thanks, really? - Yeah. 902 00:52:12,422 --> 00:52:14,522 Yeah, alright. Well you'll be the first. 903 00:52:14,525 --> 00:52:17,392 - I'll watch anything. - Oh. 904 00:52:17,394 --> 00:52:19,828 Um. What are you gonna order? 905 00:52:37,115 --> 00:52:38,915 Okay, okay. 906 00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:41,684 What if I went up to that guy, see that guy eating, uh, 907 00:52:41,686 --> 00:52:43,453 it looks like tortilla soup? 908 00:52:43,455 --> 00:52:45,588 Delicious. I actually like staring at him. 909 00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:45,588 Yeah, hey, head in the game. 910 00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:48,858 - And I, and I go up to him - yes, and he -- 911 00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:51,394 and I say 'exthcuse me 912 00:52:51,396 --> 00:52:56,466 thir, exthcuse me thir, that tortilla thoup is 913 00:52:56,469 --> 00:52:58,902 gonna make you tortilla poop!' 914 00:53:00,405 --> 00:53:02,639 and I just walked away. 915 00:53:02,641 --> 00:53:05,109 That's not offensive it's just odd. 916 00:53:05,111 --> 00:53:06,810 It's a little offensive. 917 00:53:06,812 --> 00:53:08,645 Alright what you got? 918 00:53:10,049 --> 00:53:11,582 Okay. 919 00:53:11,584 --> 00:53:13,650 - The couple next to us? - Yes. 920 00:53:16,522 --> 00:53:17,722 What if I took off my panties? 921 00:53:17,724 --> 00:53:19,124 Oh I like it already. 922 00:53:20,659 --> 00:53:24,062 And I slipped them into his coat pocket? 923 00:53:24,064 --> 00:53:28,099 And when they get home tonight she finds the 924 00:53:28,101 --> 00:53:32,637 underpants and they get in this huge fight about 925 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:35,741 whether or not he's cheating on her and the 926 00:53:35,743 --> 00:53:40,713 more he denies it the more she thinks he's a liar so 927 00:53:40,715 --> 00:53:45,951 they break up and all their friends side with her and 928 00:53:45,953 --> 00:53:49,155 he's left wondering 'how the fuck, how the fuck did 929 00:53:49,157 --> 00:53:52,725 these underpants get in my coat pocket?' 930 00:53:52,728 --> 00:53:56,463 and he still insists years later when he calls her, 931 00:53:56,465 --> 00:53:58,832 'they weren't mine I don't know where they came from,' 932 00:53:58,834 --> 00:54:03,837 and he slowly goes insane and he becomes an alcoholic? 933 00:54:03,839 --> 00:54:07,073 And all of his friends and family just completely 934 00:54:07,075 --> 00:54:12,546 desert him and he dies alone. 935 00:54:12,549 --> 00:54:14,115 Of aids. 936 00:54:15,717 --> 00:54:20,521 That has gone way too far. 937 00:54:20,523 --> 00:54:24,525 You have veered into a level of depravity that is 938 00:54:24,527 --> 00:54:27,562 upsetting to say the least. 939 00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:30,131 I feel like I don't know you, I don't want to play 940 00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:32,134 - this game anymore. - These are one of the things 941 00:54:32,136 --> 00:54:33,535 that I'm very good at. 942 00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:37,239 That was incredible you just broke the game. 943 00:54:37,241 --> 00:54:39,208 - You win? I guess. - I win. 944 00:54:39,210 --> 00:54:41,243 You my friend are the winner. 945 00:54:41,245 --> 00:54:42,744 Whoo! 946 00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:45,047 Wow! Congratulations, you're officially 947 00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:46,181 the worse person I know. 948 00:54:46,183 --> 00:54:49,151 Aw, that's sweet, thank you. 949 00:54:49,154 --> 00:54:50,920 Let's get you some ice cream, kiddo. 950 00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:52,255 Don't mess with me. 951 00:54:52,257 --> 00:54:55,859 Oh I won't, I won't, because then you'll come up with some 952 00:54:55,861 --> 00:54:58,528 perverted scheme to ruin my life and then I won't 953 00:54:58,530 --> 00:55:00,964 even know it for years to come. 954 00:55:00,966 --> 00:55:02,765 You won't even see it coming. 955 00:55:05,269 --> 00:55:07,971 - It's... - It's very good, I feel... 956 00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:12,877 I feel terrified, and impressed. It's a mix of emotions. 957 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,934 Hi. 958 00:55:35,936 --> 00:55:38,136 Oh sorry, uh. 959 00:55:38,138 --> 00:55:39,905 What are you thinking? 960 00:55:41,607 --> 00:55:43,542 Oh nothing sorry. 961 00:55:43,976 --> 00:55:45,176 Are you on drugs? 962 00:55:46,547 --> 00:55:48,881 No, no. 963 00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,816 Do you wanna be? 964 00:55:52,886 --> 00:55:54,253 No. 965 00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:59,659 I happen to have a bunch of Adderall in my purse. 966 00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,896 Did you say you have a whole bag of Adderall? 967 00:56:03,899 --> 00:56:05,265 Yeah. 968 00:56:05,267 --> 00:56:08,068 What, why? 969 00:56:09,971 --> 00:56:14,741 I mean, I'm an artist, so... 970 00:56:14,743 --> 00:56:17,878 - That makes sense. - Yeah, long nights. 971 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,948 Would you like to be my date to my ex girlfriends wedding? 972 00:56:20,950 --> 00:56:24,318 - Okay. - Yeah? Great. 973 00:56:32,061 --> 00:56:34,662 For the north American jumping spider, mating can 974 00:56:34,664 --> 00:56:36,764 be a dangerous game. 975 00:56:36,766 --> 00:56:41,035 In this delicate moment, the male must woo the 976 00:56:41,037 --> 00:56:45,306 female spider or she will kill him and eat him. 977 00:56:45,309 --> 00:56:49,311 If the male fails to woo the female, she will stab 978 00:56:49,313 --> 00:56:55,017 him with her poison fangs and suck out his insides. 979 00:57:52,145 --> 00:57:54,179 Adam? Adam! 980 00:57:56,816 --> 00:57:57,983 Allison? 981 00:57:59,219 --> 00:58:03,456 What are... what are you doing here? 982 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,091 What are you doing here? 983 00:58:05,093 --> 00:58:08,227 That is so funny running into you. 984 00:58:08,229 --> 00:58:10,863 Well I work here. 985 00:58:10,865 --> 00:58:13,900 Oh yeah Ella moss, crazy. 986 00:58:15,069 --> 00:58:17,370 Yeah for seven years. 987 00:58:17,373 --> 00:58:18,839 - That's right, - right. 988 00:58:18,841 --> 00:58:22,409 I forgot it was on this block. 989 00:58:22,411 --> 00:58:23,711 Hm. 990 00:58:24,145 --> 00:58:26,046 - Good to see you! - Good to see you. 991 00:58:27,015 --> 00:58:28,315 Were you jogging? 992 00:58:28,317 --> 00:58:30,718 Oh yeah, yeah, just got into jogging. 993 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:30,718 You're into jogging now? 994 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,021 Yeah ever since I quit smoking I figured -- 995 00:58:34,023 --> 00:58:35,756 you did not quit smoking. 996 00:58:35,759 --> 00:58:36,991 I did! I did. 997 00:58:36,993 --> 00:58:37,992 - Really? - Yeah. 998 00:58:39,061 --> 00:58:41,362 Wow thought you'd never quit. 999 00:58:42,064 --> 00:58:44,199 A lot's changed since we went out. 1000 00:58:44,201 --> 00:58:45,500 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1001 00:58:46,368 --> 00:58:46,367 Like what else? 1002 00:58:46,369 --> 00:58:49,370 Oh man, I gave up kind of everything. 1003 00:58:49,372 --> 00:58:52,273 I got really into raw, not raw foods totally, but 1004 00:58:52,275 --> 00:58:54,109 - more raw foods, - okay. 1005 00:58:54,111 --> 00:58:57,112 I still cook a little bit. I'm still a cook. 1006 00:58:58,215 --> 00:58:59,315 Too moist to my liking. 1007 00:58:59,317 --> 00:59:01,150 - Ugh I hate that word! - I know, sorry. 1008 00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:02,518 Moist always brings everything to a 1009 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,255 - standstill, yeah. - It does I've always said that. 1010 00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:08,357 Aw man. 1011 00:59:08,359 --> 00:59:10,526 Hey you know I'm the manager now. 1012 00:59:10,528 --> 00:59:13,295 - Are you serious? That's great! - I am! I know! 1013 00:59:13,297 --> 00:59:15,197 - Wow, good for you! - Yeah I get free trips 1014 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,267 - to Paris once a year. - What? 1015 00:59:17,269 --> 00:59:20,504 - What's cooler than that? - Not much, could be worse. 1016 00:59:20,506 --> 00:59:23,774 Come on, you're practically running the fashion industry. 1017 00:59:23,776 --> 00:59:26,109 Yeah I don't know about that but it's, 1018 00:59:26,111 --> 00:59:27,310 - it's pretty cool. - It's cool. 1019 00:59:27,312 --> 00:59:30,914 What about you, y'know? What are you up to? 1020 00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:34,184 Uh, I'm actually prepping my first documentary. 1021 00:59:34,187 --> 00:59:36,320 - What? What?? - Yeah, yeah. 1022 00:59:36,322 --> 00:59:39,924 Well it's early, I mean it's, yeah, very early stages. 1023 00:59:40,926 --> 00:59:43,494 That's amazing, that's what you've always wanted. 1024 00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:45,563 It's pretty cool, i think it will be good. 1025 00:59:50,336 --> 00:59:52,870 - Yeah, uh, we'll see. - What is it about? 1026 00:59:52,873 --> 00:59:58,143 Well it's, I don't wanna it's love, really about love. 1027 00:59:58,145 --> 00:59:59,411 How so? 1028 00:59:59,413 --> 01:00:02,114 I know this sounds lame but I don't want to say 1029 01:00:02,116 --> 01:00:05,350 too much, I don't really know how it's gonna end 1030 01:00:05,352 --> 01:00:07,920 but I'll invite you to the premiere. 1031 01:00:07,922 --> 01:00:09,488 Oh that's very kind of you. 1032 01:00:11,926 --> 01:00:13,293 Can I ask you something? 1033 01:00:14,428 --> 01:00:16,029 You can ask me anything. 1034 01:00:16,430 --> 01:00:18,198 Are you happy? 1035 01:00:20,868 --> 01:00:22,836 Why does everyone keep asking me that? 1036 01:00:22,838 --> 01:00:25,605 Well, maybe there's a reason. 1037 01:00:26,841 --> 01:00:26,840 Jesus! 1038 01:00:26,842 --> 01:00:30,176 You know what, I take that back, you can't ask me anything. 1039 01:00:30,179 --> 01:00:31,412 Oh my god. 1040 01:00:31,414 --> 01:00:32,980 Come on, it's just a question. 1041 01:00:34,249 --> 01:00:39,119 Okay happy, uh, I don't know, I guess so. 1042 01:00:39,121 --> 01:00:42,389 I mean what does that mean? Am I smiling all day, 1043 01:00:42,391 --> 01:00:45,259 - am I laughing? - No, no. 1044 01:00:45,261 --> 01:00:46,994 I don't know. Are you happy? 1045 01:00:48,964 --> 01:00:50,297 Yeah I think I am. 1046 01:00:53,569 --> 01:00:56,938 That's great. That is great. 1047 01:01:08,385 --> 01:01:10,086 So you're really coming? 1048 01:01:10,088 --> 01:01:14,290 Would you --? Yeah i am, I'm really coming. 1049 01:01:14,292 --> 01:01:17,426 I'm here. Why? 1050 01:01:17,428 --> 01:01:21,230 You know I almost didn't invite you. 1051 01:01:21,232 --> 01:01:22,632 Why? 1052 01:01:22,634 --> 01:01:25,234 Well, I don't know. 1053 01:01:25,236 --> 01:01:26,235 You're... 1054 01:01:28,306 --> 01:01:28,305 You. 1055 01:01:31,676 --> 01:01:34,978 Then I thought it would be weirder if I didn't invite 1056 01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:38,315 you like I was trying to cut you out of my life or 1057 01:01:38,317 --> 01:01:38,315 something. 1058 01:01:38,317 --> 01:01:42,552 Are you crazy, I gotta be there. Your big day. 1059 01:01:43,488 --> 01:01:46,523 Don't wanna miss that. I want to be there. 1060 01:01:46,526 --> 01:01:49,527 I know, I know, I just figured i would invite you and it 1061 01:01:49,529 --> 01:01:52,096 - would be fine, or, - it's gonna be fine. 1062 01:01:52,098 --> 01:01:54,499 I'd never see you again, y'know? 1063 01:01:56,235 --> 01:01:57,702 Never see me again? 1064 01:01:57,704 --> 01:01:59,671 Yeah, I mean probably, right? 1065 01:02:02,207 --> 01:02:04,475 You're a monster what are you talking about? 1066 01:02:04,477 --> 01:02:04,475 That's crazy. 1067 01:02:04,477 --> 01:02:04,475 Well I mean that's how 1068 01:02:04,477 --> 01:02:08,379 life is, isn't it? If you're not a part of 1069 01:02:08,382 --> 01:02:14,053 - these moments, it just -- - alright hey, I'm coming, okay? 1070 01:02:14,055 --> 01:02:15,721 - I'm coming to the wedding. - Good. 1071 01:02:16,456 --> 01:02:21,493 Can't do that, can't leave an Adam sized hole here. 1072 01:02:25,066 --> 01:02:27,334 Never see you again, Jesus. 1073 01:02:28,336 --> 01:02:31,271 I, you know what i mean right? 1074 01:02:31,273 --> 01:02:32,238 Look I'm happy 1075 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,541 - for you, really am. - Yeah? 1076 01:02:34,543 --> 01:02:36,443 I am, I'm really happy for you! 1077 01:02:37,345 --> 01:02:40,213 I mean, I'm on a lot of antidepressants but, 1078 01:02:41,315 --> 01:02:43,249 they're working, so. 1079 01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:45,418 You know I do miss you. 1080 01:02:45,421 --> 01:02:47,254 From time to time. 1081 01:02:51,293 --> 01:02:52,727 Me too. 1082 01:02:57,432 --> 01:03:00,534 Listen I should get going, I'm gonna hop on a car 1083 01:03:00,536 --> 01:03:02,470 and head home, but I'll see you. 1084 01:03:02,472 --> 01:03:05,272 Yeah -- uh, you know what I'm headed that way 1085 01:03:05,275 --> 01:03:07,142 myself so I'll just join you. 1086 01:03:07,744 --> 01:03:09,644 - Yeah? Which way is that? - Yeah. 1087 01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:13,315 Which, which way are you going again? 1088 01:03:15,785 --> 01:03:17,219 What? 1089 01:04:31,598 --> 01:04:33,232 Guess I'd better get going. 1090 01:04:34,734 --> 01:04:36,402 So long. 1091 01:04:36,404 --> 01:04:40,706 I'll sell Lassie for a hundred dollars. 1092 01:04:40,709 --> 01:04:43,643 - Deal. - Lassie you're mine now! 1093 01:04:58,527 --> 01:05:00,761 And so it is with blessed hearts 1094 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:05,700 that we have gathered here today. 1095 01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:15,877 To join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1096 01:05:20,451 --> 01:05:21,517 Okay, how do I look? 1097 01:05:22,786 --> 01:05:24,653 Like you're going to a funeral. 1098 01:05:27,658 --> 01:05:31,360 - Wish me luck. - Yeah good luck. 1099 01:05:36,168 --> 01:05:40,737 A moment like this only comes around once in a lifetime. 1100 01:05:54,587 --> 01:05:57,388 And indeed it is a rare and beautiful thing when 1101 01:05:57,390 --> 01:06:00,624 two people find in each other such a perfect match, and 1102 01:06:00,626 --> 01:06:03,527 decide to share a lifetime together. 1103 01:06:04,796 --> 01:06:06,463 Wanna hold hands? 1104 01:06:07,632 --> 01:06:09,200 No. 1105 01:06:09,202 --> 01:06:11,669 - Too soon? - Yeah. 1106 01:06:11,671 --> 01:06:16,907 Allison and Aaron have shown their love to be true. 1107 01:06:16,910 --> 01:06:21,413 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that 1108 01:06:21,415 --> 01:06:25,850 these two should not be wed, speak now or forever 1109 01:06:25,852 --> 01:06:27,552 hold your peace. 1110 01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,728 Yeah I have something to say. 1111 01:07:33,357 --> 01:07:36,892 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that 1112 01:07:36,894 --> 01:07:41,330 these two should not be wed, speak now or 1113 01:07:41,332 --> 01:07:42,798 forever hold your peace. 1114 01:07:50,409 --> 01:07:51,775 Sorry, sorry. 1115 01:07:55,379 --> 01:07:56,613 - Do we have the ring? - Yeah. 1116 01:07:56,615 --> 01:07:58,648 - You okay? - Yeah I'm fine. 1117 01:08:00,918 --> 01:08:03,553 - You look nice. - Thanks, thank you, you too. 1118 01:08:03,555 --> 01:08:05,889 - Aaron, do you take - just cut a little... 1119 01:08:05,891 --> 01:08:08,458 - That's alright, it's okay. - Allison as your wife 1120 01:08:08,461 --> 01:08:10,094 - oh look at that. - In sickness and health 1121 01:08:10,096 --> 01:08:10,094 thank you. 1122 01:08:10,096 --> 01:08:13,631 For as long as you both shall live? 1123 01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:14,932 I do. 1124 01:08:15,901 --> 01:08:16,934 So beautiful. 1125 01:08:16,936 --> 01:08:16,934 - Shhh. - Yeah. 1126 01:08:16,936 --> 01:08:21,706 And Allison, do you take Aaron to be your husband 1127 01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:25,976 in sickness and in health in good times and bad for 1128 01:08:25,978 --> 01:08:28,012 as long as you both shall live? 1129 01:08:35,922 --> 01:08:36,722 I do. 1130 01:08:36,724 --> 01:08:42,794 Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you 1131 01:08:42,796 --> 01:08:45,831 husband and wife and you may now kiss the bride. 1132 01:09:17,066 --> 01:09:20,734 - Here, let me pour this. - You wanna do the honors here? 1133 01:09:21,870 --> 01:09:24,938 Nice, okay! Oh, sorry. 1134 01:09:26,742 --> 01:09:28,743 You haven't touched your food. 1135 01:09:30,813 --> 01:09:31,980 Huh? 1136 01:09:31,982 --> 01:09:33,448 Your food. 1137 01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:36,484 Oh yeah. Not hungry I guess. 1138 01:09:36,486 --> 01:09:39,120 Isn't young love a beautiful thing? 1139 01:09:39,122 --> 01:09:40,789 - What's that? - Young love. 1140 01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:45,460 Young love! Yes, uh, it's great. It's great. 1141 01:09:46,430 --> 01:09:47,997 Is this your girlfriend? 1142 01:09:48,732 --> 01:09:51,667 No, her? No she's not my girlfriend. 1143 01:09:51,669 --> 01:09:53,169 I just met her a few days ago. 1144 01:09:54,571 --> 01:09:56,205 She makes dolls for a living. 1145 01:09:56,207 --> 01:09:58,207 - Oh that's nice. - Yeah. 1146 01:09:59,643 --> 01:10:02,912 That is nice. It's nice. 1147 01:10:02,915 --> 01:10:04,781 Everything is nice at a wedding. 1148 01:10:05,550 --> 01:10:07,484 Have you noticed that? 1149 01:10:07,486 --> 01:10:09,786 Everything at a wedding's nice, the food's nice, 1150 01:10:09,788 --> 01:10:12,722 the ceremony's nice, it's just nice. 1151 01:10:12,724 --> 01:10:15,659 Can't all be that nice, am I right? 1152 01:10:15,661 --> 01:10:21,164 Is it hot in here, are you guys -- it's hot, right? 1153 01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:23,567 You know what i mean, is it hot? 1154 01:10:23,570 --> 01:10:25,736 - I feel fine. - I'm fine. 1155 01:10:25,738 --> 01:10:26,838 Of course you feel fine. 1156 01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:29,240 Everything's fine to you. 1157 01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:31,876 What? 1158 01:10:31,878 --> 01:10:34,212 Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm... sorry. 1159 01:10:36,181 --> 01:10:37,949 Thank you for coming. 1160 01:10:42,789 --> 01:10:45,958 Alright, alright, it's that time we invite our bride 1161 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:49,027 and groom down for their very first dance as 1162 01:10:49,029 --> 01:10:54,166 Mr. and Mrs. Aaron stoller! 1163 01:10:55,603 --> 01:10:56,902 Come on give it up for them! 1164 01:10:58,539 --> 01:10:59,972 Look at this beautiful couple! 1165 01:11:06,047 --> 01:11:08,982 And now, for the song that played 1166 01:11:08,984 --> 01:11:11,618 the very first time they met. 1167 01:11:12,953 --> 01:11:14,120 Here it is. 1168 01:11:56,901 --> 01:11:56,899 I'll be right back. 1169 01:12:03,608 --> 01:12:06,242 Where are you going -? 1170 01:12:32,604 --> 01:12:33,870 'Sup man? 1171 01:12:33,872 --> 01:12:36,006 Oh hey, hey, what's up? 1172 01:12:37,977 --> 01:12:41,079 You look white as a ghost. Somebody kill your cat? 1173 01:12:43,248 --> 01:12:45,183 My girlfriend's getting married in there. 1174 01:12:45,185 --> 01:12:47,018 Your girlfriend's getting married?? 1175 01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,920 Well, ex-girlfriend. 1176 01:12:48,922 --> 01:12:50,355 Oh shit. 1177 01:12:50,357 --> 01:12:52,056 That's messed up. 1178 01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:03,135 Why not. Thanks. 1179 01:13:03,137 --> 01:13:04,136 Gotcha. 1180 01:13:07,307 --> 01:13:09,775 - Better? - Little bit. 1181 01:13:11,011 --> 01:13:13,679 - What's your name? - Federico. 1182 01:13:13,682 --> 01:13:15,415 - Fredico? - Federico. 1183 01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:16,916 - Federico. - Yeah. 1184 01:13:16,918 --> 01:13:19,419 - Adam. - Adam, what's up. 1185 01:13:23,391 --> 01:13:24,424 What are you doing here if 1186 01:13:24,426 --> 01:13:27,127 your girlfriend's getting married? 1187 01:13:27,129 --> 01:13:29,663 Oh, uh, she's not my girl anymore, 1188 01:13:29,665 --> 01:13:33,400 and um, I'm happy for her. 1189 01:13:34,437 --> 01:13:37,238 - No I am. - Yeah okay. 1190 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,006 - I am. - Uh huh. 1191 01:13:40,342 --> 01:13:42,777 I believe you. I'm good. 1192 01:13:46,948 --> 01:13:49,016 You know I used to have this goldfish. 1193 01:13:49,018 --> 01:13:50,885 His name was tom petty. 1194 01:13:52,088 --> 01:13:53,321 You named your goldfish tom petty? 1195 01:13:53,323 --> 01:13:54,222 Yeah. 1196 01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:57,025 Pretty cool name for a goldfish. 1197 01:13:57,027 --> 01:13:58,760 Yeah well he was a cool goldfish. 1198 01:13:58,762 --> 01:13:58,760 I bet. 1199 01:14:01,197 --> 01:14:03,065 Had tom petty for nine years. 1200 01:14:03,067 --> 01:14:03,065 Whoa. 1201 01:14:03,067 --> 01:14:06,301 Yeah and one day I'm cleaning out my sock 1202 01:14:06,303 --> 01:14:09,805 drawer, I turn, i look... 1203 01:14:11,942 --> 01:14:13,743 He's gone. 1204 01:14:13,745 --> 01:14:16,045 Gone like someone stole him? 1205 01:14:16,047 --> 01:14:17,980 Gone like he died. 1206 01:14:17,982 --> 01:14:20,416 Oh, yeah okay. Sorry. 1207 01:14:21,985 --> 01:14:23,753 So you know what I did then? 1208 01:14:23,755 --> 01:14:27,223 I ran down the block to the pet store, got me 1209 01:14:27,225 --> 01:14:28,991 another fish. 1210 01:14:28,993 --> 01:14:31,260 - Just like that? - Just like that, man, 1211 01:14:31,263 --> 01:14:34,431 just like that. I loved tom petty. 1212 01:14:34,433 --> 01:14:35,899 Who doesn't? 1213 01:14:38,269 --> 01:14:40,070 Heartbreakers. 1214 01:14:40,072 --> 01:14:41,171 The best! 1215 01:14:43,441 --> 01:14:44,808 Yeah. 1216 01:14:46,745 --> 01:14:48,312 'Lotta fish out there. 1217 01:14:52,518 --> 01:14:55,754 I see where you're going with this. 1218 01:14:55,756 --> 01:14:59,257 All due respect Frederico, i think people are a 1219 01:14:59,259 --> 01:15:01,159 little harder than goldfish. 1220 01:15:01,161 --> 01:15:02,427 Yeah maybe. 1221 01:15:03,963 --> 01:15:04,963 Tell you what though, never gonna 1222 01:15:04,965 --> 01:15:07,031 have another tom petty again. 1223 01:15:11,304 --> 01:15:14,039 I do have a Bob Dylan though. 1224 01:15:19,346 --> 01:15:21,480 I really appreciate what you're trying to do. 1225 01:15:23,183 --> 01:15:25,151 You're a good man. 1226 01:15:25,153 --> 01:15:27,253 - You're a wise man. - Want to get high? 1227 01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:30,457 - Oh... - Oh yeah. 1228 01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:32,459 - No I probably shouldn't. - You sure? 1229 01:15:32,461 --> 01:15:35,295 Yeah it might get a little weird in there. But thank you. 1230 01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:35,295 Alright, cool. That's alright. 1231 01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:37,998 I should go back inside, actually. 1232 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,032 Yeah. You can do this. 1233 01:15:40,468 --> 01:15:42,369 You think? 1234 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:45,305 You don't have to live your life like a refugee. 1235 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,543 Fuckin' tom petty. 1236 01:15:48,545 --> 01:15:50,411 Tom petty. 1237 01:15:51,947 --> 01:15:51,946 You mind if I get another 1238 01:15:51,948 --> 01:15:55,817 - little sip? Thanks. - Bro, take two, take two. 1239 01:15:57,019 --> 01:15:57,852 Okay. 1240 01:15:59,588 --> 01:16:01,088 Okay? You good? 1241 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:05,426 Thank you, really. Thanks. 1242 01:16:05,429 --> 01:16:06,862 Go for it. 1243 01:16:14,003 --> 01:16:15,938 Into the great wide open. 1244 01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:17,172 My man. 1245 01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,143 He's fucked. 1246 01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:23,879 I'll see if he's over there! 1247 01:16:26,550 --> 01:16:29,519 - Smile! - No thanks. Fuckin' -- okay. 1248 01:16:32,189 --> 01:16:33,289 Thank you. 1249 01:16:41,599 --> 01:16:42,899 Oh shit. 1250 01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:43,934 Excuse me. 1251 01:16:52,110 --> 01:16:53,110 Adam. 1252 01:16:53,112 --> 01:16:54,111 Wendy. 1253 01:16:54,947 --> 01:16:55,913 What? 1254 01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:57,281 I wasn't sure you'd make it. 1255 01:16:57,283 --> 01:16:59,650 Oh well here I am. 1256 01:16:59,652 --> 01:17:01,886 Honestly thought you were a goner. 1257 01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:03,255 Totally thought you'd bail. 1258 01:17:03,257 --> 01:17:04,122 What? 1259 01:17:04,124 --> 01:17:06,024 No, no. 1260 01:17:06,325 --> 01:17:07,525 You got balls. 1261 01:17:07,527 --> 01:17:08,493 Thanks! 1262 01:17:10,029 --> 01:17:11,563 And you look really handsome! 1263 01:17:11,565 --> 01:17:11,563 Thanks. 1264 01:17:11,565 --> 01:17:14,432 I was just thinking how pretty you looked. 1265 01:17:14,434 --> 01:17:17,068 Ah yes, always the charmer. 1266 01:17:17,070 --> 01:17:18,637 Apparently not charming enough. 1267 01:17:20,406 --> 01:17:22,073 I'm kidding. 1268 01:17:22,076 --> 01:17:25,211 This is, this is great, it's really nice. 1269 01:17:25,213 --> 01:17:30,082 Yeah it's very nice, everything is just so 1270 01:17:30,084 --> 01:17:31,951 nice. 1271 01:17:32,619 --> 01:17:32,618 - I was just saying that. - Mm. 1272 01:17:36,223 --> 01:17:39,625 You know, how many people can say that they're close 1273 01:17:39,627 --> 01:17:42,695 enough to go to each others' weddings no matter what? 1274 01:17:42,698 --> 01:17:45,432 That's rare! You guys have something special. 1275 01:17:45,434 --> 01:17:47,067 Yeah, yeah. 1276 01:17:47,069 --> 01:17:48,669 You guys are always gonna be friends. 1277 01:17:50,638 --> 01:17:54,308 Friends is, friends is good. 1278 01:17:54,310 --> 01:17:56,243 What's better than that? 1279 01:17:58,379 --> 01:18:00,681 You know, I was always in your corner. 1280 01:18:02,551 --> 01:18:02,550 Get outta here. 1281 01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:06,487 No really you were always so sweet. 1282 01:18:06,489 --> 01:18:10,658 Aaron, is, he's just so perfect, you know? 1283 01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:13,294 Right, who wants that? 1284 01:18:13,296 --> 01:18:15,063 - Sounds awful! - You know what I mean! 1285 01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:20,168 No Aaron's good he's great but you were just a little 1286 01:18:20,171 --> 01:18:23,973 rough around the edges. It's endearing really. 1287 01:18:23,975 --> 01:18:28,043 Thanks, no I miss you guys. I do. She looks beautiful, 1288 01:18:28,045 --> 01:18:30,045 - by the way. - Yes she does. 1289 01:18:30,047 --> 01:18:32,047 She takes after her mother. 1290 01:18:33,616 --> 01:18:35,284 She does. 1291 01:18:35,286 --> 01:18:35,284 Uh oh. 1292 01:18:35,286 --> 01:18:40,522 Wendy is there anything your new son in law can't do? 1293 01:18:40,525 --> 01:18:43,460 Um, Susan, this is Adam. 1294 01:18:43,462 --> 01:18:47,163 Get your camera! Get your camera, you gotta see this! 1295 01:18:54,106 --> 01:18:57,040 Needless to say I wanted to do something special 1296 01:18:57,043 --> 01:19:00,211 for the big day, something personal. 1297 01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:02,580 But those of you who know me, and I think a lot of 1298 01:19:02,582 --> 01:19:06,183 you do, you know that I'm into learning new things. 1299 01:19:06,185 --> 01:19:09,620 He's good at everything. 1300 01:19:10,422 --> 01:19:12,490 Can't help it. 1301 01:19:13,091 --> 01:19:15,659 So I flew to Paris and i studied at Jean Pierre's 1302 01:19:15,662 --> 01:19:19,731 culinary school le petit parodie for six weeks, 1303 01:19:19,733 --> 01:19:19,731 five hours a day. 1304 01:19:19,733 --> 01:19:24,102 Hey, Allison loves all things Paris, am I right? 1305 01:19:24,104 --> 01:19:27,239 But I want to thank you Jean-Pierre, for teaching 1306 01:19:27,241 --> 01:19:31,176 me that French baking is an art, and it's an art 1307 01:19:31,178 --> 01:19:34,179 form and I know that now. 1308 01:19:34,182 --> 01:19:38,051 - You are a natural. - You're amazing. 1309 01:19:38,053 --> 01:19:39,085 You're amazing Aaron! 1310 01:19:39,087 --> 01:19:40,686 Come on Robbie! 1311 01:19:40,688 --> 01:19:43,356 Stop! What a dick. 1312 01:19:44,626 --> 01:19:46,159 I'm just kidding. 1313 01:19:46,161 --> 01:19:48,161 Nice, Aaron, nice. Good one! 1314 01:19:48,163 --> 01:19:53,166 Without further ado, Allison, baby, this is for you. 1315 01:19:57,573 --> 01:19:59,540 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1316 01:20:00,575 --> 01:20:02,342 Hope you all like cake. 1317 01:20:07,283 --> 01:20:08,449 Everybody have fun. 1318 01:20:08,451 --> 01:20:09,450 Cheers! 1319 01:20:46,389 --> 01:20:50,159 Oh ha ha. You're doing me? Is that supposed to be me? 1320 01:20:51,529 --> 01:20:54,564 Yeah? Why don't you finger my dickhole, pal? 1321 01:20:55,733 --> 01:20:56,833 Whoa. 1322 01:21:06,144 --> 01:21:07,711 Oh boy. 1323 01:21:07,713 --> 01:21:09,279 Do you want to dance? 1324 01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:09,880 Ugh. 1325 01:21:12,184 --> 01:21:14,652 - Are you okay? - Not really, tallulah. 1326 01:21:14,654 --> 01:21:16,754 I just thought maybe you'd want to dance. 1327 01:21:16,756 --> 01:21:21,526 - Why would we do that? - Because it could be fun. 1328 01:21:25,497 --> 01:21:26,898 You know what? 1329 01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:28,366 Fuck it. 1330 01:21:29,235 --> 01:21:30,269 Let's boogie. 1331 01:21:33,174 --> 01:21:33,839 Sorry. 1332 01:21:34,407 --> 01:21:35,307 Come on. 1333 01:22:16,219 --> 01:22:17,484 It'll all work out. 1334 01:22:17,486 --> 01:22:18,452 You think so? 1335 01:22:18,454 --> 01:22:19,820 Yeah. 1336 01:22:19,822 --> 01:22:22,856 Every setback in life's an opportunity to grow. 1337 01:22:26,762 --> 01:22:27,862 That's stupid. 1338 01:22:29,298 --> 01:22:31,866 What are you like nine? 1339 01:22:31,868 --> 01:22:34,436 Call me when you get some hair on your balls. 1340 01:22:54,726 --> 01:22:55,891 I'm gonna tell you something about love. 1341 01:22:55,893 --> 01:22:59,662 Love is shitty, shitty shit. 1342 01:22:59,664 --> 01:23:01,831 It's shitty. 1343 01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:04,767 I'm not supposed to say that word. 1344 01:23:04,770 --> 01:23:08,739 Yeah, well, you better start 'cause that's what love is. 1345 01:23:12,710 --> 01:23:14,044 Shit. 1346 01:23:15,513 --> 01:23:16,647 There you go. 1347 01:23:56,824 --> 01:23:58,691 Whoa whoa whoa that's too much, baby! 1348 01:23:58,693 --> 01:24:01,427 Come on, man! 1349 01:24:18,914 --> 01:24:18,912 Fuck yeah! 1350 01:24:29,826 --> 01:24:29,824 You're coming with me, baby. 1351 01:26:12,066 --> 01:26:13,899 This thing is so hard to walk in! 1352 01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:15,669 Oh, god. 1353 01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:17,938 Have you seen your grandmother? 1354 01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:19,139 Yeah, I know. 1355 01:26:20,675 --> 01:26:22,943 She's had a few to drink. 1356 01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:24,678 Just a little. 1357 01:26:27,215 --> 01:26:29,049 Okay girl, I'll see you out there. 1358 01:26:29,051 --> 01:26:30,183 Yeah, I just need a minute. 1359 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,051 I'm sorry. 1360 01:26:31,053 --> 01:26:33,620 Thank you! 1361 01:26:54,278 --> 01:26:55,677 Jesus! 1362 01:26:55,679 --> 01:26:58,914 What are, what are you doing in here? 1363 01:26:58,916 --> 01:27:00,215 What are you doing in here? 1364 01:27:02,986 --> 01:27:03,952 You're wasted. 1365 01:27:03,954 --> 01:27:05,153 No I'm not. 1366 01:27:05,155 --> 01:27:06,755 I'm a little drunk. 1367 01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:09,725 Scale of one to ten how happy are you? Go! 1368 01:27:09,727 --> 01:27:12,060 - Whoa... - Don't even think about it! 1369 01:27:12,063 --> 01:27:13,296 Is it the best day of your life? 1370 01:27:14,798 --> 01:27:17,066 - Pretty close. - Whaaat? 1371 01:27:17,068 --> 01:27:19,669 That's so, that's good. 1372 01:27:19,671 --> 01:27:21,604 That's really good. 1373 01:27:23,173 --> 01:27:26,075 Can I, can I ask you something? 1374 01:27:27,978 --> 01:27:29,012 Maybe. 1375 01:27:30,982 --> 01:27:32,850 - Maybe don't. - Why didn't we do this? 1376 01:27:32,852 --> 01:27:35,786 - Adam... - No really why didn't, 1377 01:27:35,788 --> 01:27:37,755 why didn't it work? 1378 01:27:37,757 --> 01:27:38,989 We could have done this. 1379 01:27:38,991 --> 01:27:41,659 You know what, i can't answer that. 1380 01:27:45,297 --> 01:27:47,031 We should have done this. 1381 01:27:54,874 --> 01:27:57,142 You know they were playing that John Mayer song and I 1382 01:27:57,144 --> 01:28:01,046 was thinking about that day that I had my molar 1383 01:28:01,048 --> 01:28:05,684 removed and I was all hopped up on Vicodin, and I was 1384 01:28:05,686 --> 01:28:08,887 jumping on your bed singing 'my body is a wonderland.' 1385 01:28:08,889 --> 01:28:11,323 - I remember, yeah. - And I started singing 1386 01:28:11,326 --> 01:28:16,228 songs about like, the fate of my tooth. 1387 01:28:16,230 --> 01:28:18,631 Remember that? The, like what was going 1388 01:28:18,633 --> 01:28:20,833 to happen to him after he was out of my mouth. 1389 01:28:22,803 --> 01:28:25,738 - Timmy. - Timmy the tooth. 1390 01:28:26,873 --> 01:28:28,374 And you kept taking pictures of me on that 1391 01:28:28,377 --> 01:28:29,876 polaroid camera. 1392 01:28:29,878 --> 01:28:34,348 I remember you looking at one and you said 'i can't 1393 01:28:34,350 --> 01:28:38,352 believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.' 1394 01:28:43,157 --> 01:28:45,659 'i can't believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.' 1395 01:28:45,661 --> 01:28:47,260 you said it. 1396 01:28:50,799 --> 01:28:53,201 Yeah I remember that. I still have the picture. 1397 01:28:55,871 --> 01:28:56,771 You do? 1398 01:28:58,307 --> 01:28:59,374 Well, um -- 1399 01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:01,075 Adam, I can't do this right now. 1400 01:29:01,077 --> 01:29:02,343 Please. 1401 01:29:02,345 --> 01:29:05,680 If not now, when? When, so --? 1402 01:29:05,682 --> 01:29:07,015 Okay, um... 1403 01:29:10,053 --> 01:29:12,388 - It wasn't just one thing. - How many things was it? 1404 01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:15,658 Okay you were there, it was a combination of different 1405 01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:17,092 things and it... 1406 01:29:19,829 --> 01:29:21,930 What are you doing? What is this? 1407 01:29:21,932 --> 01:29:24,066 - What is, wait... - Are you okay? 1408 01:29:24,068 --> 01:29:25,668 You're just gonna ambush me in the bathroom? 1409 01:29:25,671 --> 01:29:25,669 - Ambush? - Yeah you're ambushing. 1410 01:29:25,671 --> 01:29:29,005 Oh, get outta here this is not an ambush. 1411 01:29:29,007 --> 01:29:31,007 You know I knew you were gonna do this, I knew it. 1412 01:29:31,009 --> 01:29:32,208 Then why did you invite me if you 1413 01:29:32,210 --> 01:29:32,208 knew I was gonna do this? 1414 01:29:32,210 --> 01:29:34,978 Because Adam I thought that i could invite you and -- 1415 01:29:34,980 --> 01:29:37,013 no I know, because, because, there's 1416 01:29:37,015 --> 01:29:40,116 a part of you that wanted me to. 1417 01:29:41,385 --> 01:29:43,787 I think some part of you, some part of you wanted me 1418 01:29:43,789 --> 01:29:46,322 to save you from making the biggest mistake of your life. 1419 01:29:47,426 --> 01:29:52,129 Because some part of you knows what I know. 1420 01:29:52,131 --> 01:29:54,298 And what is that? 1421 01:29:56,868 --> 01:29:59,303 That you're an alien from another planet. 1422 01:29:59,305 --> 01:30:01,372 - Oh my god. - You are. 1423 01:30:01,374 --> 01:30:03,441 And the only other alien from 1424 01:30:03,444 --> 01:30:06,044 your planet on this earth... 1425 01:30:08,214 --> 01:30:09,748 Is me. 1426 01:30:10,783 --> 01:30:14,886 Adam, you romanticize the past. 1427 01:30:14,888 --> 01:30:17,422 I mean it wasn't, it wasn't all perfect. 1428 01:30:17,424 --> 01:30:19,324 I know, I know. 1429 01:30:19,326 --> 01:30:22,761 But it was, it was pretty damn good. 1430 01:30:24,732 --> 01:30:25,998 It was pretty good. 1431 01:30:27,234 --> 01:30:29,102 It was alright. 1432 01:30:29,104 --> 01:30:32,105 - We used to laugh so much. - We did used to laugh a lot. 1433 01:30:32,107 --> 01:30:33,773 You dummy. 1434 01:30:35,176 --> 01:30:36,776 You dumb. 1435 01:30:40,047 --> 01:30:40,913 Adam. 1436 01:30:41,950 --> 01:30:43,183 What? 1437 01:30:43,752 --> 01:30:44,384 I'm sorry. 1438 01:30:46,488 --> 01:30:48,155 Why'd you do that? 1439 01:30:48,157 --> 01:30:52,226 I thought, I was trying to, I'm getting you back. 1440 01:30:52,228 --> 01:30:54,828 No! You're not! 1441 01:30:55,997 --> 01:30:56,930 Why not? 1442 01:31:04,006 --> 01:31:10,512 I, is he, we were good, is he that much better than me? 1443 01:31:10,514 --> 01:31:12,447 - Adam... - No really, really! 1444 01:31:12,449 --> 01:31:15,150 He plays tennis, he's great at tennis! Is it because 1445 01:31:15,152 --> 01:31:17,385 - I don't play tennis?? - Keep your voice down please! 1446 01:31:26,062 --> 01:31:27,563 You know I asked you here... 1447 01:31:30,033 --> 01:31:32,234 Maybe, maybe I shouldn't have. 1448 01:31:35,572 --> 01:31:39,542 I asked you here because i thought you could be my friend. 1449 01:31:40,511 --> 01:31:44,414 I really didn't want to hurt you, I, I don't know, 1450 01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:49,586 I just, I just wanted you to be here. 1451 01:31:50,555 --> 01:31:52,923 And I wanted you to be part of this. 1452 01:31:52,925 --> 01:31:55,392 You just don't change, Adam, and... 1453 01:31:57,428 --> 01:31:59,496 I, I did. 1454 01:32:00,566 --> 01:32:04,335 And I'm sorry. So sorry. 1455 01:32:04,337 --> 01:32:06,571 I'm... 1456 01:32:09,341 --> 01:32:10,541 I just want you to know that -- 1457 01:32:14,513 --> 01:32:15,313 oh. 1458 01:32:15,315 --> 01:32:15,313 Hey. 1459 01:32:15,315 --> 01:32:17,915 Hey, your dad wants to give a toast. 1460 01:32:17,918 --> 01:32:20,152 - Yeah. - Aaron's looking for you. 1461 01:32:21,955 --> 01:32:23,922 - Wait, wait! Just one -- - no. 1462 01:32:32,900 --> 01:32:37,069 Hey hey look at you! 1463 01:32:37,072 --> 01:32:39,205 It couldn't get any better than this! 1464 01:32:39,207 --> 01:32:40,607 I don't think there's another man in the whole 1465 01:32:40,609 --> 01:32:45,278 wide world as suited for my daughter as Aaron. 1466 01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:46,913 Aaron! 1467 01:32:46,915 --> 01:32:49,449 You've become like a son to me. 1468 01:32:49,451 --> 01:32:50,950 You're not so much of a fisherman! 1469 01:32:53,521 --> 01:32:55,455 But I think there's time. 1470 01:32:55,458 --> 01:33:01,228 Because I know today is just the first in many 1471 01:33:01,230 --> 01:33:06,367 happy days to come, and so let us raise a glass! 1472 01:33:10,472 --> 01:33:12,640 Here's to the rest of your life! 1473 01:33:25,388 --> 01:33:27,155 Wow. 1474 01:33:39,938 --> 01:33:41,470 Way to go dipshit. 1475 01:33:55,453 --> 01:33:56,520 Whoa. 1476 01:33:58,623 --> 01:34:01,591 Whoa whoa whoa, easy does it. 1477 01:34:09,467 --> 01:34:13,070 Wait wait wait wait! 1478 01:34:13,073 --> 01:34:14,572 Shhhh. 1479 01:34:25,250 --> 01:34:26,617 Oh! 1480 01:34:30,055 --> 01:34:31,189 Aaron. 1481 01:34:33,193 --> 01:34:34,693 Actually really good. 1482 01:35:59,483 --> 01:36:01,384 I'm okay. 1483 01:36:06,324 --> 01:36:08,092 I'm sorry. 1484 01:36:15,100 --> 01:36:16,733 Bye. 104850