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Original subtitles

'In the 1930s...'

'...Adi Kesavan's Masala was the next famous thing in Kumbakonam after the Maha Magam'

'Two women married him after they fell for the aroma of the Masala'

'With this special talent of making Masala as the basic investment, he started...'

'...Masala Cafe'

'Masala Cafe became a very big Hotel at the time of his son, Sahasranamam'

'It is only at the time of Viswanathan, the third generation...'

'...did Masala Cafe become the top most Hotel in Kumbakonam'

'Viswanathan had two sons We'll come to one son later'

'The other son, Seenu is the one taking care of Masala Cafe now'

'Either because of his bad time or the Mill nearby closing down...'

'...or new Hotels coming up'

'The once grand Masala Cafe has now become very dull'

'But our Seenu has been relentless in trying...'

'...to somehow bring back the shine and buzz of old days'

"Look at Lakshmi Mittal and Ambani"

"Following their path, that's my style"

"To gain success short and sweet you need Masala"

"With empty pockets, coolly"

"With full faith and determination only"

"Successful team work is Masala"

Seenu you got a call from the Bank Manager

If you don't pay up, I will seize the Hotel

"Masala Cafe"

You borrowed money saying you were going to develop the Hotel

but you've filled this place up with chicken

This is not all We've got 4 more lots coming

It's Ramzaan tomorrow

Every Muslim Bro will only have to come to our Hotel to eat Biriyani

Once Ramzaan is over, make sure you return the Principal with the Interest

'Bird Flu'

'Poultry being seized'

"Here you get everything from Tea, Cafe..."

"...to Cappucino, Latte, Mocha and Coca Cola"

"The river falls and from it We get electricity"

I've come to recover the money but you've locked the house and left

"Oh mind, by being patient"

"Will gain accolades one day surely"

Bro, Tea

Send him away by telling I'm not here, I'll give you 10 Rupees

Bro, please leave Seenu Uncle is not home

That is why I am leaving

You can't go on your own, only if you go after I tell you to...

...he will give me money

"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"

"it's a fun life Masala Cafe"

"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"

The food catered must be really good

Sure, I will do a good job Can I get an advance please?

These people are well placed, they will surely pay you

"Friend Friend Come on, don't stop"

- You must return it this time - Yes, brother

"Buddy Buddy Work hard with full speed"

"Leave the past and search for tomorrow"

"Some people worry"

"That they have no slippers on their feet"

"But there are some people with no legs"

"if you want to become a star"

"Become a precious stone"

"Wish to reach victory?"

"Don't sit; Just run on through"

"Won't be successful if you sit idle"

"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"

"it's a fun life Masala Cafe"

"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"

We won't spare him if they raise their hands on our Leader

we'll have a huge protest tomorrow

- Where is the Protest going to be held? - Right in front of your Hotel

We'll be a minimum of 10000 people

"Following their path, that's my style"

Grand dad, ten thousand people are going to gather in front of our Hotel tomorrow

We must make grand arrangements for food for them

We need money to cook for all of them

We can borrow money from moneylender Azhagesan

I cannot give you any more money Please, go away

He is saying he will return it, give him the money

"Successful team work is Masala"

"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"

"You will prosper from now on"

'Hunger Strike'

"it's a fun life Masala Cafe"

"He gave us everything in abundance"

"Who did he give all this for?"

"He didn't give it for just one person"

"But he gave it for all of us"

Hey That's mine!!!

Until I get back the money I've lent, everything here belongs to me

Hey!!!!

If I ask you to return my money, are you trying to get a Thug to kill me?

Who are you calling a Thug?! You better give that back

Bro, if you create trouble here, what will the customers think of the Hotel?

These are the only five people who even think of this place as a Hotel and come here

And that too, these are people who've come here since the time of the English

and when the neighboring Mill was flourishing

It's reduced to just five customers now

These guys will also vanish in another month

Your Hotel will be finished after that

I should blame myself for loaning you money despite knowing all this

I'll tell you this now, each time I come here, I'll take something away

Do you even know the value of that?

Even as of 1952, it was 49 Rupees and 10 Annas

Is that all?

Be happy that he took just that for a 2 Lakh loan

Listening to songs on that is the only happiness I have

Go get that back

Why are you constantly nagging me about songs and making my life miserable

Are you going to perform at a Concert? You are only going to Cook! Go away!!!

You think of me as a mere Cook, that is why you are talking down to me like this

lam saying one thing but you are attaching another meaning to it

It's only because I think of you as my own grandpa...

...am I taking care of your grand daughter's education

...ever since her parents died

Even if this girl were to get married tomorrow

lam the one who will be making all the arrangements for it

If I thought of you as an outsider, would I be doing all this?

You know what to say to pacify me

It's not just now

I've been around since the time of your dad and grandpa

lam used to this now

I've serviced this with great difficulty Give me 250 Rupees

Hang on, let me check if you've done a good job

Why is the keypad tight?

It fell in to your Hotel's Sambhar, that is what will happen to it! Give me the money

I'll give you the money after checking if the Camera is working fine

Let's get an auspicious picture for starts

Give me the 250 Rupees first

You are troubling me for money as if I am some new customer

Wait, I'll give it to you Am not going to run away

He's driving while he is talking on the Cell phone

Look at him driving around blindly!!!

Brainless fellow!!! Look how you are driving!

You think this road belongs to you only

I don't know how you got in to the Bike

But at least while getting down put your right leg forward first

Sorry

It's ok

If you don't mind you are the first girl to sit on my bike

If you can tell me where you are going, I will drop you myself

Are you this way all the time?

No, I've never been this way

but now, I feel like being this way forever

Mr. Manickam, we've got information that

you have unaccounted Gold and Diamonds in your store

- We need to inspect your store - Sure, go ahead

Sorry Mr. Manickam, we have got wrong information

The accounts and stock are clear

If you can give us a Statement on the Stock you found in the Store...

...it might be useful at a later date

it will be ready in our office by tomorrow morning...

...you can come and collect it

Thank you for your co-operation

I believe you wanted to see the Cook, lam the Cook

What is the matter?

I wanted to see the person who has cooked such bad food

What fault did you find with my cooking?

Is this a Sambhar? There's neither salt nor spice

it tastes like vegetables boiled in hot water

I've never tasted such a bad Sambhar in all my life

Neither have I seen such a horrible woman in all my life

Grandpa...what are you doing?

What do you think of yourself?

What gall you have to pour all that Sambhar on my head?

Hello!!

Hey! Scooter party Are you a Waiter here?

Hello! This is my Hotel

We've been in the Hotel business for generations

All of Kumbakonam will recognize 'Masala Cafe' Seenu

- I am sorry, I didn't know - It's all right

You seem new to Kumbakonam

Yes, I am Madhavi I've come here on a transfer

I thought I'll get some food packed for myself on the way to office

Balaji, get a crispy Dosa packed

Our Hotel is well known for that

Damn with your hotel

Are you wondering why the Hotel is like this

However rich one is, I believe we shouldn't flaunt it for everyone to see

If you come to see, it's only two businesses that are profitable

One is to run a College, the other is the Hotel Business

You can buy half a kilo of flour for 10 Rupees and make 5 Dosas with it...

...and sell each Dosa for 30 Rupees, you'll get 150 Rupees in all

- That's a fifteen times profit - Oh!

I have a turnover running into Lakhs

- Boss - What is it?

Come here

Just give me a minute

The flour is over, can't make Dosas

Do we have Semolina? Madhavi would you be fine with

Seenu, don't be in a hurry

We've run out of gas, we don't have firewood either

Can't cook anything

What do we have?

Grandpa kept 2 eggs to offer at the snake pit...

...and 4 slices of bread kept for the dog

- Give me the Iron Box - For what?

Come on...give it

A good way to maintain your beauty food without any tat or cholesterol

Bread Omelettes for you I made this myself

Oh! Thank you What about the Bill?

What are you saying? Only customers get Bills...Not you

Fine, we will take care of it in total

Madhavi

When can we meet again?

You'll come in search of me yourself

"I have no desire To talk to you"

"To spend time with you To laugh with you"

"I have no yearning To know your name"

"To look into your eyes To tug at your heartstrings"

"Amongst everyone I have seen There is no one like you"

"She turned around and smiled softly"

"And stole a little bit of my heart away"

"She turned around and smiled softly"

"And stole a little bit of my heart away"

"What happened to me? I do not know"

"My feet have since not touched the floor"

"What happened to me? I do not know"

"My feet have since not touched the floor"

"She keeps looking at me as she passes by"

"But to act like she isn't, she does try"

"She tries to scare me like a little cat"

"She has done something to me"

"She turned around and smiled softly"

"And stole a little bit of my heart away"

"I have no desire To talk to you"

"To spend time with you To laugh with you"

"ls her short tempered nose beautiful?"

"Are her short and sweet words beautiful?"

"Are her lily white teeth beautiful?"

"lam completely confused"

"Like the half moon, is she beautiful?"

"ls her face with her broad forehead beautiful?"

"ls her statuesque body beautiful?"

"I just cannot comprehend"

"Like a beautiful statue like woman"

"My dear Mother has chosen"

"She came in my vision"

"if I die, it's with her, that's certain"

"She keeps looking at me as she passes by"

"But to act like she isn't, she does try"

"She tries to scare me like a little cat"

"She has done something to me"

"I want to keep looking at her wonderful face"

"That is what my heart yearns for"

"it's pain which is pleasure"

"When I chop vegetables..."

"When I fry the chips..."

"When I saute the food..."

stand sweltering in her thoughts"

"Won't the river Kaveri"

"Come and whisper in your ear"

"That I love you dear"

"Hey woman you are mine for sure"

"She keeps looking at me as she passes by"

"But to act like she isn't, she does try"

"She tries to scare me like a little cat"

"She has done something to me"

"She turned around and smiled softly"

"And stole a little bit of my heart away"

"What happened to me? I do not know"

"My feet have since not touched the floor"

'Municipal Office Kumbakonam'

Hey! Gopal, come here

For what?

Why has Subbu Sir done this?

Just because I got delayed in giving him money

...he has sent a warning notice saying the Hotel is not all right

He has threatened to seal the Hotel it things are not corrected in 2 months

Look here Seenu Subbu Sir is not here

They've transferred him to Chennai

A new Lady Officer has come in his place, she must have sent it to you

Where is she? Is she inside, I'll go and see her

Seenu...she is not here now

She has gone to Sri Murugan Cafe for a raid

What Hotel is this? Nothing tastes good...

There is neither salt nor spice it is tasteless food!

You take money for the food why can't you serve good food?

She is the one!

Madhavi...

Don't move Sit still...

There is a new Sanitary Inspector who has joined our Health department

She has sent a Notice to our very Hotel

I've got information that the Pest has come to this Hotel for a Raid

- That is why I came here to entice her - What do you mean by that?

This talk on sanitation and hygiene is to hood wink the public

Why do you think they send these Notices and have raids?

They all expect money

That is why I came here to give her what I need to...

...and threaten her to take back her Notice

Serve some rice at that table

Brother! Come here

- What is it, Sir? - Come here

Give this to the lady in the Red Saree at that Table

Yes, sir

Madam

- Who gave you this? - That gentleman there

I need to talk to you

Yes, it is me

Come

Have you eaten?

- What is it? - Look at this

I have understood you completely only now

I need to speak my heart out

Please step out alone

Who the hell is he?

What is this?

Why? Hasn't she come?

Whatever it is, tell me

Are you the Broker?

I'll tell you that later Why did you write the letter?

To try and entice her

Why do you need to entice her?

What are you saying? She is new here

Don't I have to entice her and appease her?

How would you entice her?

You need to tell me that

Would that be a Saree or Jewellery or Cash?

Come in, I'll tell you

Oh my!!! I have seen so many of them

You Rascal! You want to meet me by myself, do you?

Beat him up!!!

- Officer madam, please save me - Who is officer to you, rascal?

You'll never give anyone a letter henceforth

Break his teeth! Don't spare him

Look at that lecherous fellow!!! We shouldn't let these men out alive

Sis! Uncle is the best match for you

Don't bring him to a Hotel anymore

"w Beau.!

Hello! How much did you negotiate for?

Why are you even asking me about this?

I thought she was the Inspector, but she isn't apparently

Had a small problem

Can I drop you at least today?

Not necessary I have the Office Vehicle

Office Vehicle?

Madhavi, I've wanted to ask you something Which Office do you work for?

- Gopal!! - Yes Madam

Give these files to the Dispatch section

Ok, Madam

Gopal! Why is she giving the files to you?

She is the new Health Inspector

Who else will she give the file to, but me?

"Buddy, you're in a big mess"

"Wake up, before you miss the bus"

Idiot!!! Won't you look where you are going?

- Madhavi - What is it?

Madam

Why don't you call me a Pest or a Cheat?

No! Please forget about all of that as a bad dream

Please take this cover it has 275 Rupees and 85 paise in it

Please take this and give me a week's time

Leave all this aside and focus on making your Hotel all right

And move your scooter out of the way, I have a lot of work to do

Say you will take the Notice back

Unless you find a way out for me, I can't leave way for you

I'll get your Hotel sealed some day to make good all this trouble you're causing

What? Will you seal my Hotel? Why don't you go ahead if you can?

That's not a mere Hotel, it's my Life

It's been there for generations

Lal Bahadur Shastri has had Coffee at our Hotel, did you know that?

It was my grandpa who served him Seal it if you have the guts

- What will you do if I seal it? - I'll die

Are you trying to scare me?

You are scared, aren't you? Cancel the notice then

Listen! I am not scared about you dying

No one paying to eat at your Hotel should die

Are you even running a Hotel?

Will any Hotel let a dog up to their Kitchen?

A Dog?

Madam! That's not a Dog He is my Google

He will fetch anything anyone throws and then give it to me

Let that be! What are you saying to me finally?

I had given you a 2 month time to set things right in your notice...

...but now because of your bad behavior, I've reduced it to 1 month

Get lost!

Don't worry

When God gives you a problem, He will also give you a way out of it

"Here comes the Jack of all trades"

"He has a solution to every problem"

"He is...He is..."

"He the Master Fibber"

Brother!!! How are you?

Hey! Why did you come here?

As though we don't have enough headaches already, you have also come along

I will act as a helmet to your head but I will never be your headache

They put you in Jail for 2 years in a case filed...

...for stealing from the Minister's House

How did you get out in 1 year? Did you escape from there?

I haven't progressed to the level of escaping from Jail

...but because of my decent behavior, they felt bad for me and sent me

Why did you come here?

Don't you normally roam around all over the place doing your fraudulent work?

- Why did you come here? - I have a thousand places to go to

But I have to sign at the Kumbakonam Police Station for a month

I didn't come here because I was drawn by affection for a sibling

You have the right over one half of this Hotel

But I have been working twice as hard on your behalf as well

I don't like it if anyone works hard

I have many ideas to be happy in life without working hard

I can share some tips if you need any

Take this

Qโ€œ "w Guam!

- Brother - Keep quiet

- Why are you hiding? - I'll tell you why

He's taken close to two Iakhs from me for developing this business...

...he has neither given me the Principal nor interest so far

Why aren't you replying?

You just came here 2 days back and took the Gramophone...

...because there was nothing else available here

What do I do if you come back this quickly Brother Azhagesan?

- Oh!! Azhagesan!! - I am 'Interest' Azhagesan

When I was in Dubai...

Seenu used to call me and tell me lovely things about you

Seenu told me you were working in Bangalore

When did you go to Dubai?

Ya, when did you go?

Somehow Bangalore via Dubai

From now on, if you have anything to say about me, check with me first

I went to Dubai only to earn well and return the money borrowed from you

Do you have it in Indian Rupees or are they in Dirhams?

I have the money, Bro

Seenu, where is the money that was there in this bag?

How would I know? It's your bag only you would know

Now I remember

A person from Trichy called Dharmarajan was sitting next to me in the Flight

His bag looked just like this maybe he took my bag by mistake

- Have the bags got interchanged - Don't worry, bro

As a precautionary step, I've taken down his phone number

I only have my Dubai Phone Seenu give me your phone

I've a phone but you can't make a call I have not re-charged it

He's a miser!

I'll give you my phone, you can talk

Thanks, bro! You can take the Dirhams for this as well

0h yes!!!

Hello! Dharmarajan Sir

lam Raghu! The person who travelled next to you in the Flight

Nothing important, Sir Our bags have been interchanged

What? They haven't?

Sir, I am counting on that money to pay up the debts of a wonderful gentleman

Hello!

Bro! He insists that he didn't take the box

- You must question him - Yes! Give it to me

My dear Dharmarajan come and return the box

What Box? Which Box?

The Match Box!! Hey!!! Useless fellow!

Tell me where you are and I will come and get it myself

lam in Kumbakonam Where are you?

I am in Kumbakonam as well, at Masala Cafe

YES

If you are courageous Man and were born to one Man

- I dare you to come to Masala Cafe - You are talking about my father?!!!

Drive to Masala Cafe now!!!

- There are many better Hotels sir - I'll whack you! Do what I ask you to

Why should I do what you want me to?

You do what I ask you to you Fool, you Thief, you Rascal

...you Vagabond, you Dog!

You are talking without realizing who I am

I don't need to know who you are

But you can talk to me after knowing who I am

I am 'Interest' Azhagesan

You have the gall to talk to the Kumbakonam Police Inspector like this

lam on my way

Bro! Why is he saying he is Police Inspector?

0h my God!!!

I have dialed the wrong number by mistake

Oh my God!!! He is here!!!

You run away through the rear exit, don't switch on your phone

If you do, they'll trace you through GPRS

Don't go home, they'll come there with a warrant and catch you

Sir, this is that Masala Cafe

Even if you dialed the wrong number you are giving me the right ideas to escape

I have lent some money to the ARS lodge owners

- I will go and hide there - Goon

Who is 'Interest' Azhagesan here? Who is he?

Good morning, sir

What are you doing here?

This is our Hotel Sir Seenu, this is Inspector Dharmarajan

I have to go to his Station to sign everyday

Hey, aren't you 'Halwa' Seenu?

Aren't you 'Tamarind Sack' Raja?

Have you now started taking care of your dad's business...

...because you couldn't manage to study any further?

What about you, like you became a Police Inspector...

...because you passed the IPS Exam?

As though I don't know about you flunking each class thrice!

Anyway, when did you come to Kumbakonam?

Well! I've just been transferred who is this 'Interest' Azhagesan?

He came to eat at the Hotel

He said a silly guy would come here with a box filled with money

He just asked us to collect it and has gone to ARS Lodge

Seenu, I'll see you later Hey where is this ARS Lodge?

- It is close by - I'll see you

- Ok - If I get my hands on him!!!

Azhagesan won't trouble us for some time now

But you are here to trouble instead!!

If help comes free, you won't know its value

Who is this in our Hotel?

Come on

What kind of a person are you?

Can't you even see the Chillies spread on the ground?

I was looking at you, hence didn't notice what was on the ground

Well! Do you work in our Hotel?

Don't you recognize me?

I am Maya Grandpa Natrajan's grand daughter

lam Sorry Since I have not been in India

I don't have a track of what happened in the last two or three years

When I saw you earlier, you looked like a cut piece of Carrot

...but now you look like Katrina Kaif!!!

- Are you pulling my leg? - Not at all

Had I known you would be so beautiful

I would not have done that before leaving Dubai

What did you do?

You'll feel very bad if you know what that is

It's fine, tell me

Before leaving Dubai, I met a bland, uninteresting babe...

...and voluntarily went to her and told her that I loved her

I told her I love her Maya

Why should I feel bad for that?

Actually speaking, it is that girl who should feel bad

Actually, what I wanted to tell you is...

This is good enough for the first day

- What are you saying? - Yes, sir

The shop has burnt down don't know how

What happened?

The Raid happened just now, and now the shop has burnt down

God!!!

I was the one who planned the Raid

I was the one who asked for the shop to be burnt down

You?

The Income Tax Officials have given a clear stock of the items in the store

From that, I kept aside the Diamonds worth 10 Crores

...and asked for the Store to be burnt

I will claim the Insurance amount for everything including this

- It's a profit of 10 Crores - This is a risk

It's enough if I have these diamonds hidden till we get the Insurance money

- There is no risk - Be careful

Did you ask my brother to come?

- Eat this sweetie - Hey Inba

Yes Uncle

I have to discuss something important with you and you are playing with the Dog

Come here

Tell me, uncle

This is an antique Knife from the Chola period, very expensive

This has to be kept safely for some time

Don't stay here, stay at our Lodge in Trichy

- Fine Uncle - Hey, come here

Keep this phone with you

I will call you on this phone whenever I need to speak to you

Be careful

Bye sweetie

This guy is saying 'Bye' to the Dog Your brother in law seems like a big Fool

Fools are the ones who will not think, but will simply do what they are told

Greetings Madam

- Were you following me here? - Yes

Are you going to try to bribe me again?

I crossed that stage long back?

So have you become a reformed man?

No, I've spent even the little money I had

I came here to plead for some more time

If you stand here even for a minute...

...the one month's time I gave you will get reduced to one week

- Leave - Please

Get lost

- What happened? - She is shouting at me

Don't worry! I've an idea to solve your problem

- What is it? - I'll tell you

Where you have Anger, is where you will also have Affection

You couldn't tackle that lady Inspector with a Bribe...

...solve the problem through love that would be best

Ok, I don't have an objection to that

You don't have an objection? She is the one who should have an objection if any

He was right when he said those people running after other men's babes...

...will get wasted ones for their own selves

Who said this?

It's from a Power star film I watched it in Jail thrice

You seem to be learning something from each Jail

Do you know why they have built Jails? So that you do no wrong again

- Would you never learn that? - Do you think I don't know?

Have you watched 'Manidhan'?

Where does the Superstar come from in that?

From Jail...

Where does the Superstar go to in 'Sivaji'?

To Jail...

In 'Kurudhi Punal' Where do they put Nasser? Tell me

- Where do they put him? - Tell me, where do they put him?

Forget that

What is Sukanya's father's name in the Film 'Mahanadhi'?

Why are you asking me these unrelated questions now?

Do you get it now?

You asked me unrelated questions too It's easy to ask questions

Can't think of an answer for each question

If you haven't watched Mahanadhi, you just cannot answer this question

What, if in her bad luck, she doesn't like me?

Not a chance! It's an age old thing

The Good babes always fall for the not so good guys...

...and the not so good guys always get the good babes!

Hope you understand

Brother! What is the one best thing about you that can attract women?

There's quite a lot that I can say

Since you are asking me about one thing

A lot of people say my smile is like Suriya's

Do you smile like Suriya?!

That is more than enough, you can even entice a Mumbai heroine with that

I'll keep going, at one point, I'll sound the Horn

Then she'll turn around and look

At that point, you can attack her with your 'Suriya' smile

Ok? Are you ready?

Sound the Horn!

What is this? You said she will fall for it, but she turned her face away

Even I got a little scared with that smile of yours

You said you were going to smile like Suriya...

...but you smiled like Surulirajan

- Are you teasing me? - Thief!!!! Thief!!!!

He is running with the Handbag Stop the Bus

There he goes catch him

Stop the bus! Thief

Brother! God is knocking at your door

The 'Suriya' smile is not working out for your love jump in to action like Vijayakanth

Whatever it is, explain it clearly

What you need to do is, to dive in to the Bus...

...beat up the Thieves and then romantically go and hand over the bag to your babe

Your love will fall in place

Am I Jet Lee or Bruce Lee to do all that you just said?

Don't ask questions it is easy to ask questions

Catch the thief

Hey! Stop...Stop

Stop there

Heavy competition Go faster

Thief, catch him

- Go, catch him - Go!!!

He'll definitely catch him Madam He's a very strong man

Hey! My Cycle!

Where are you taking my cycle?

Hey Stop!!! You Thief!

I won't spare you Come on run, hurry up

Hey ! Who are you? What are you doing?

Would you do all this in public?

You are great!

Sister! lam sorry

What?! Sister?!

He knows Hypnosis and Kung Fu

He will come back with your bag for sure 100%

How will he come back with my bag? My bag is here

Why do you take two bags to office?

I brought just one bag and this is the one

Then why did you say the bag was missing?

That belongs to the speech impaired girl next to me

- She can't scream, can she? - Yes

That is why I raised my voice against injustice

The speech impaired girl cannot shout

Going forward, if you want to raise your voice against injustice, let me know first

Poor guy, wonder what happened to him?

Boss! Why are you panting like this?

We shouldn't let our enemy see our weakness

All of you hold your breath

- Don't go close to him all of a sudden - Why?

- He will have a blade in his mouth - Why is that? ls his mouth a Shaving Kit?

You don't seem to know a thing

He will have a blade in his mouth...

...and when you get close to him, he'll spew it on your face

What we need to do is this Get to him one by one

You hold his leg You hold his hand

You cover his eyes I'll take the Bag and run

Carry him!!!

Why are you carrying me when I am asking you to catch him?

What else would we do, when you ask us to catch our Boss?

What! Is he your Boss?

I've been noticing you right from the beginning

You've been advancing like a Cyclone

Oh so, all of you belong to one group, I see

Yes, for how long should we get beat up by strangers!

That is why we formed a team amongst ourselves

Why did you come in unnecessarily?

This is not fair at all

If you guys keep changing plans like Mobile Phone companies, what do we do?

We work hard, come up with ideas to better our profession...

...and you want to get us caught with the Police

There's nothing like that Please get me down

Why did you chase us then?

This bag belongs to a person I know

You will get a thousand bags like this, but only if I return this bag...

...will I get the lone Love of my life

Only a youngster can understand the feelings of another!!

- Please - Hey!

- Is she your lover? - Yes

She has a mere 216 Rupees inside...

...and of that, a ten rupee note is not even valid

How will this do for all the running around we've done?

That won't do for sure won't do

That is why you need to tell us how much you have?

Didn't you guess what my background is...

...when you saw me chase all of you around Kumbakonam single handedly?

The Inspector of this area is my friend

- Can you get up a little? - I can't, Doctor!

- Just give it a try - I can't, Doctor

Give it a try

Sir! Take your hands off please

An important man is telling you this, won't you listen to him?

Brother, your back looks badly damaged! What happened actually?

They made me lie like a Tadpole when a man came running...

...and jumped on to the middle of my back

My back got with bended

You should have told them that the Inspector here is your friend

I told them

The men who were merely talking to me till then...

...started hitting me up after I told them this

Doctor, she is the lady I told you about

O KflY

I think he is hurt all over He screams in pain when touched

We need to make arrangements for a Scan, X ray, ECG

Endoscopy, Blood test, Urine test, Culture test immediately

it will cost around 32,500 rupees in all

Pay up 20,000 Rupees as an advance, right away

Why are you telling me all this?

Only people concerned have to take responsibility and pay

What do you mean by that?

Doctor, one minute

Dad is unwell suddenly

Who is this?

What did you tell him about me?

I only have foreign currencies, foreign dollars

They will not accept my Credit Cards in this Hospital

Not just that, you are someone who helps even a speech impaired girl

Seenu can sing well, shout and scream as well

Won't you help him?

Look here, he just happened to be someone known

I felt sorry for him and came along in the scooter

I don't even have ten paisa with me, I am leaving

She helps an unknown speech impaired girl

But she doesn't want to help you

The state of your love seems to be worse than your back

Can you just shut up and come along quietly?

Anyway, you went there for your treatment, but didn't get any

What are you going to do?

I had to stand head over heels...

...to set aside 600 Rupees for the Electricity charges

Those thieves stole even that from me

The Electricity Board guys will anyway disconnect the connection tomorrow

But this Doctor wants to pull the plugs right away

- I'll be fine with an oil rub - Fine, let's go

You get caught in all these unnecessary things

Whose bag is this?

This is your Girl's?

She must have left it behind while coming here

We'll return it on our way back

Sit d0Wn

Go slow

Hey, StOP

You beggar, have the audacity to stop the vehicle and ask us for alms

You are a beggar but you speak disrespectfully

It's me!!!

Brother Azhagesan lsityou?

Don't take my name Someone might hear you

Are you hassled aboutanylosses?

It's been ages since I slept peacefully

The Inspector seems to be a furious man

He is on the look out for me as though I am a terrorist

This Costume is to hood wink him

You look like a real beggar in this outfit

You look so good, make sure you ward off the evil eye

You've made me run for my life and here you are making fun of me!!!

It has been four days since I saw my wife

Irrespective of whether there are Policemen in front of the Police Station

...they are there in front of my house all the time

- Let that be, where is my money? - I'll give it to you in another week

Bro, this is not mine it is someone else's

Why does a woman need a purse who does not have 10 paise?

There's a ten thousand in this, will do for now

I will take the balance later, take it

Damnl!

As it is our rapport isn't great and now, I have lost her money

What do I do, if she wants her money back?

Even though she had money in her purse, she denied having it

We'll deny having the purse itself, that is all

She is stuck at the bus stop

How long should I stand here asking you, give me your ticket?

My bag...l've misplaced it

If we stand here, we'll be caught So, let's leave quietly

Hello?

- She is calling us - Don't turn around, look ahead

Give me my bag and leave

I can't hear what you are saying We don't have your bag

"Tiruchirapalli Bus Stand"

Hey, take the card

Forget about taking the card, you take out the money first

It's only money, I'll give it to you as soon as I win

Won't you give us the money if you lose? Put in the money first

What are you doing? Learning dance?

Are you trying to pull my leg?

Brother, give me 500 Rupees right away

I will withdraw it from the bank tomorrow and return it

Which bank will you withdraw it from?

Iam struggling with no money to spare for my treatment

This whole world is only about money, damn

Who has kept the money here?

Some miser has left just 200 Rupees he could have left another 300 for me

Why did he go without taking the money?

Did you keep the money there?

YES

I felt bad seeing your face when Seenu was shouting at you

- That is why I kept the money there - Thanks...that's fine

You could have given the money in my hands

Why these bad games?

I had my doubts, if you would take money from me

Don't ever have that doubt in your life

I will take money from anybody, okay?

How did you get all this money?

I stole this from grandpa's piggy bank

You stole it?

It's okay

lam going to invest this money in a Business

Since you have invested in this, you are my Partner, thank you

I like this deal of calling me a Partner

Do you only like the deal or?

Come on, you ask for too much

This will do for our second meeting

Did you call me Boss?

I'll have to treat this violently Bring the Pounding Stone from inside

- I'll try rolling it on my back - Yes, boss

Where is my bag?

Is your bag missing?

My back has gone and your bag has gone too?

Is this a joke?

My bag hasn't gone anywhere You are the one who has stolen it

I have not taken your bag, that is a promise

What is this?

Sorry

I got a little emotional when you accused a hardworking person like me

Don't feel bad

They say good things happen when vermilion gets spilt

Only good things will happen to you henceforth

A good thing has happened

Silly dog, normally he only fetches what other people throw

This time he has brought back what I threw out and torturing me

Where is the money that was in this?

There was a mistake that happened

Just keep the bag for now I'll return the money soon

I don't a bag that has been bitten by a dog

I want a new bag tomorrow

I need my money returned in a week

Else, I will close down not just the Hotel, but you as well

What is it sir? Why are you staring at Masala Cafe like that?

It's a wonderful property on Raja Veedhi

They are running a terrible Hotel there

If only I got that property

I would build a Textile Shop, Jewellery Store, and Theatre

And come up with a big Shopping Complex there

Why don't you do that?

That place is not even worth 25 Lakhs

I was willing to give them 2 Crores and they are refusing to give it away

What will you give me if I get this deal done for you?

25 percent, that is 50 Lakhs

Consider it done

Hello, tell me Uncle

- Where are you? - I am in the Room

- ls the Knife safe? - It's safe

How many times will you ask me this?

Come on

Boys, this is no ordinary Tea This is my party

Why are you giving us just Tea, ask for some Biscuits

This Tea is good enough for the 350 Rupees I won

- Give it back, let me cancel it - All right

lam not coming to the party You go ahead

You want biscuits?

Hey, your girl is going by

Master, give only this guy some Biscuits

I'll be back

Don't make a fuss Everyone is coming

- Why don't you come too? - Excuse me

Please understand lam telling you I can't come

Here is the 500 Rupees you gave me

- You've returned it quickly - It's the good luck you brought

I got a good profit in the Business, that's why I've returned the money

- I'll get going, bye - Okay, bye

Bye, madam

She seems to be a decent friend, very understanding

Friends need to be this way My friends are like that as well

Well! Since our business has done well, lam thinking of buying you a good gift

- Tell me what you'd like - I don't want anything

Your words say no, but your face seems to say 'buy me a gift, quick'

No, I have the College Farewell party coming up

My friends are asking me to come

If I need to go that Party, I need some modern clothes

That will cost a lot, that's why I told them I won't come

What do you mean by modern clothes a pair of Jeans and a T-shirt

That can be my gift to you

Just clothes won't do I would need cosmetics as well

Cosmetics only mean a lip stick, an eye pencil and a nail polish, isn't it?

When I can buy you a pair of Jeans, can I not buy this foryou?

There's more

What you should do, is make one big list

The list iS ready!!!!

What are you looking at? Can't you buy it?

I can but can't without knowing that

What is that?

Your size

Are you kidding?

You shouldn't ask a girl her age, but you can ask about her size

How will I buy this without that?

I'll tell the Shopkeeper that

You can tell an unknown shopkeeper, can't you tell me?

Fine, give me your hand

I asked you for your foot size, but you've written some other size

What is this?

A girls needs so many things to be happy

Boys need just a glass full of booze

How is this?

This?

RS 1800?

This has been made out of a dead cow's skin

Don't buy this

Isn't this bag good?

It's nice

Nice, you look nice and the bag looks nice too only when seen individually

When you carry the bag, the bag overtakes your beauty a little bit

You are saying No to everything What really is your problem?

I don't mind telling you I could garner only a 1000 Rupees

You can pick any expensive bag within this budget, please

Who is this? Filling my Shop up with so much smoke on the first day

- Son-in-law - Uncle, it's you?

I was worried you may not come to the store on the first day

Why are you dressed like this? I can't identify you

Can't you identify me?! That's a long story

Look at this Bag This will suit you well

But this won't suit your budget

It's 1130 Rupees

I may not have the money to build a palace

But I am a Hotel Ownertoo Won't I do this fora girl?

There's nothing wrong in spending a few rupees more for people you like

Are you okay with this?

- Greetings, brother - Greetings

Why don't you drop by our Hotel and ward of the evil eye over there?

Please make the Bill for this

- Take this, 1200 Rupees - Give me that

Brother Azhagesan, is that you? ls this a new Costume?

Why won't you ask me this question?

Both of you have made me get more costume changes than Kamal Hassan in 'Dasavatharam'

From an angle you look just like the dark Kamal Hassan

Please return that money

Hey! lam already irritated, let me go

Oh my God, police

That's just an Ambulance

All sounds seem the same to me now

What will I say to her now?

Excuse me, Madam Please read this

'Madam, can you also steal the Maroon colored Hand Bag'

'...kept near the Cashier, please'

Do you want that bag? Can't you ask for something a little more expensive?

What taste you have? It's horrible

ls that you? Haven't you given up on Stealing yet?

You came here for your love, I have come here for mine

Fine, you go abd wait up at the river bank The hand bag will reach you in half an hour

Do you need any Rose powder or Lip stick or pins?

- Tell me quick - Get lost

What happened?

Please wait for 5 minutes

Will anyone deliver a Hand Bag? And that too to the river bank

Can't he hurry up?

Fine, who is that girl you were having a close conversation with at the Shop?

Is she your girl friend?

- That's neither a girl nor a friend - Who else is she your lover?

No, if I were to tell you the truth

The truth is he thinks of everyone but you, as his sister

Because he is really in love with you

Why did you get me caught like this?

You are such a Dunce!!

When a girl gets jealous of another girl, that means she is already in love

What you need to do is talk sweetly...

...and nullify that 10,000 Rupees we owe her is that fine?

Madam, be careful with your bag There are a lot of thieves in town

I'll take leave see you!

Don't be shy

I thought of telling you this myself but he got hasty

I am sorry

If I have to wait till you tell me, I will get old

Instead of saying sorry to me, say 'Thank you' to your brother

That would mean?

You are really what others say you are a dunce

But I like you being that

"My love of my life, you're a very cute girl"

"Remember, you and I are a single being in every sense"

"The more I say it, I want to say more The more I take it, it seems to grow"

"You're a beauty to say the least, A young girl, a naughty girl very cute girl"

"Say you love me"

"Do something woman, Hug me kiss me"

"Hold hands with me till the end of time, forever"

"Darling let's stick together"

"Love creeps in and rests softly, even as I protest"

"Love puts words within me, making me talk at its behest"

"And when I want to speak, Love kills me, rendering me speechless"

"Oh Love!"

"What delusions are you making me feel?"

"ln your little smiles, many messages I can see"

"Your colorful looks have stolen my heart from me"

"Oh Love!"

"Oh Love I feel helpless in your power"

"My heart seems to be woven fully with flowers"

"Love love is pleasurable pain"

"ln it the sense of your approach I gain"

"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"

"Angelina! My love can I talk to you fondly?"

"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"

"Angelina! My love can I talk to you fondly?"

"Like the lines on my palm, you live with me"

"Angelina...my love"

"Can I Can I Can I love you baby?"

"Sari clad women are the best beauties"

"To celebrate our love, today's the best day"

"l've said my bit, now the rest is for you to say"

"Let's sit under the moonlight"

"Let's touch 'shadow-less' places tonight"

"Equal halves you and me Let's exchange kisses continuously"

"Let's be drenched in the mist till dawn"

"Touching little feather light touches, your fragrance passes my way"

"Panting with half breaths, my breathing yearns away"

"Even in the afternoon heat like a flower nation you stay"

"ln your Dupatta, you have tied me tight"

"When I sleep, in my eyes, you flutter around at night"

"Blowing away the dust that settles in my eyelids, you give me life"

"Both sides of my road are filled with flower filled trees"

"ln those flowers it is your fragrance I smell gently"

"Wherever your shadow falls Woman"

"ls where earth is touched by Heaven"

"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"

"Angelina! My love Can I talk to you fondly?"

"What stays with me even when you leave the room?"

"Angelina is your fragrance"

"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"

"Angelina! My love Can I talk to you fondly?"

"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"

"Angelina! My love My love My love"

"My love of my life, you're a very cute girl"

"Remember, you and I are a single being in every sense"

"The more I say it, I want to say more The more I take it, it seems to grow"

"You're a beauty to say the least, A young girl, a naughty girl very cute girl"

"Darling...let's stick together"

- Hello - Hello?

Who is this?

Why do you need to know all my details, as though you want to marry me?

It's 2000 Rupees for an hour

If you're fine, send me a sms about where I need to come

Who is she?

"This pleasure filled world belongs to me"

"Let's have fun...let's have fun"

"This pleasure filled world belongs to me"

Which song was that?

"Let's have fun...let's have fun"

I searched for her everywhere I didn't get any detail about her

Why are you feeling so bad? The Knife is safe

It's surprising that you've closed the Hotel down today

Grandpa is unwell, that's why

Why should you run this Hotel with all this trouble?

The Clothes Store Man is willing to give you 10 Lakhs more than the market rate

Why don't you sell it?

There's not a chance for that to happen

I don't have the smallest idea of selling this Hotel

Seenu, grandpa is refusing to eat his medicines

I'll be back

This wasted Hotel is getting such a good offer

- Why don't you just give it away? - How much ever I need to toil for that

I believe I can bring back the Hotel to the grandeur...

...that was there at my dad and grand dad's times

You can come here as a Friend at any point

But don't ever come here as a Broker

We've bought a Tonic for 210 Rupees

You aren't drinking that but are drinking this instead

His sister's 'Kandan Thippili Rasam' (Tamil) will do for me

What does this 'Kandan Thippili Rasam' do?

That will drive away a Fever like this

Don't fib grandpa, will you get well because of this Rasam?

Why won't it go?

Tamilians are used to delicious food that can also be medicinal

'Perandai Thogaiyal' (Tamil) helps with digestive problems

We have 'Kurakaan Kali' (Tamil) to strengthen your body

'Mudakkathan Keerai' (Tamil) to strengthen your bones

'ldichakkai Thuvaran' (Tamil) to get rid of nerve force problems

Why don't you make these things anymore?

How do we do that?

You guys are more interested in Pizzas and Burghers, Noodles and other Fast Food

You also fall sick fast and kick the bucket fast as well

Why don't we serve these unique dishes grandpa was talking about at our Hotel?

We can barely sell our regular menu

How do we manage these traditional dishes

- is this even possible? - Why is not possible?

If you want to be hugely successful, you have to try something new

Grandpa is talking about food made at his times, what is new in this?

When they remake the old movie 'Billa' doesn't it run to packed houses?

When the Americans and the Chinese can sell their food here

We can serve our Traditional food at Masala Cafe

- What do you say, bro? - There is nothing more to lose

We might as well give this a shot

If we were to lose because we tried something good...

...that would also make you content and happy in a way

O KflY

YES

Fry Asafoetida and grind it with cumin seeds

Fine

You need to make a fine paste with Dhal, Mustard and other items

50 grams of Dhal for 1 Kilo of Rice and 8 litres of milk

You should mix the greens with rice flour and fry it in oil

- You rock grandpa - Customer has come

Take care of the Customer

'ldichakkai Thuvaran, Kandan Thippili Rasam Mudakkathan Dosa, Padhir Peni'

What is all this? Sounds like names of Places

These are traditional food items

lt is ages since I ate the kind of food my mother made

We don't need all this I will have some Pooris

If you taste those items then know the value of these foods

You take my order

Very nice

Everything was good, bring us one more of every dish that was served

It's quite a surprise that we get this traditional food even today

- Here take this - Why sir?

Keep this as tips The Food was superb

Why are you crying?

I've got a Tip of twenty rupees for the first time in my life

I told you that kids of today will like food from our times

The Food is great, no doubt, but we need people to eat it!

I'll do one thing, what if I can get my College students to come?

Hey, that's a great idea

If something has to become a hit in today's times

The soup boys and the fair skinned girls will have to like it

You call them over

I can get them here for a College Farewell party but there is a small problem in that

What is the problem?

If it's a College Party, just food won't do

lt has to be a whole load of fun with music and dance and all of that

Boss, I can sing well

Who you?

I joined here to earn money and wanted to go to Chennai to become a Singer

But you've never given me salary That's why I settled down here

Who's speaking about salaries now? If you want to sing, go ahead

But if I need to sing, I need mikes and speakers and a lot of other things

You've told me this Consider it done!

Do you have 2 VJ players in there?

- Yes - Go

1 DJ Mixer What about the Mike?

- It's here - Okay, go ahead

- Do you have the wires? - Yes, they are here

- Hey, what is that? - That's a Battery fan

The Battery fan is not in the list

I can't sleep with all the mosquitoes, I need this

Fine go ahead

Hey, isn't it wrong to do all this?

I know, but this will be the last wrong doing of my Life

Let's improve the Hotel with this and I'll marry Maya and settle down in life

I'd like her to believe that I am a nice guy

Don't ever blabber about me coming out of Jail

- Why am I going to blabber? - You will not blabber

But you might just tell her by mistake?

We have brought in all the call girls in this area

How many of you are here, you never told us that

Just one person

- It might take a long time then? - No, just five minutes

What, just five minutes?

I was the one who stole the cell phone, but it is not with me now

- Let me go - Where is my commission?

Do I have to give you my commission only as cash?

Don't try these tricks with me

Give me the phone What's this new phone?

I'll send you 4 Customers for free tomorrow, enjoy

Where is he now?

Hello? It's the other phone

- Hello...? - ls this Malaikottai Shankar?

Yes, what do you want?

I want the phone you have taken from Saroja

lam talking to you on that phone

That phone has got a lot of important numbers

I will give you all the money you want Where can I collect the phone from?

I'll talk to you later

"Dear Buddies and Jolly Fellows"

"This Party is sponsored by association of address less advisors"

"Hey guys, is it true? And then is it wrong?"

"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"

"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"

"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"

"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"

"Repeat, you're finished Delete...Repeat"

"You're done, you're finished Delete...Repeat...Repeat"

"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"

"Life is Masala so enjoy it, fellow"

"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"

"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"

"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"

"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"

"A sweet without sugar should be in the Trash"

"A bus without babes is not a good enough back up"

"There's no joy without fun and dance"

"There will be no troubles"

"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"

"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"

"Life is full of ups and downs And it's turned around"

"Now it's our turn to have some fun"

"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"

"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"

"Oh boring fellow, has your luck turned?"

"Oh my...0h my you're an empty box"

"lf you have money, you can take a taxi"

"lf you don't, then your legs are your taxi, buddy"

"When you stand at the cross roads of your Iife"

"Keep running buddy, that's what is safe"

"Life is full of ups and downs And it's turned around"

"Now it's our turn to have some fun"

"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"

"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"

"Oh boring fellow, has your luck turned?"

"Oh my...0h my you're an empty box"

"We'll scream at 10 people We'll give them a shelling"

"We'll sing a boring song We'll sock them if we want"

"0melets and Bread, Evenings will have special Tea"

"lf it's not available, so what? Let's party"

"On one side he has his wife and on one side-"

"lf he can balance both, then he's the dude, buddy"

"Super sister"

"We can make soup out of lamb and chicken"

"Will he make a soup out of missed calls?"

Seenu, Grandpa is unwell

lam leaving to my hometown immediately

- What happened? - Nothing, I'll back in 2 days

"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"

"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"

"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"

"You tall fellow"

There's no place to stand inside

"Repeat, you're finished"

Hey Raghu, what are you doing here all of us are working hard?

Your cooking is delicious

For someone who has been eating jail food so every other food will taste good for you

What did you say just now? Tell me

What did you say?

- Food - No, before that

"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"

Jail food-

Raghu...Raghu?

Raghu, left in a huff He is angry

Hey Seenu, he is the person I told you about

I have something important to do I have to go

Seenu, he is willing to give you a good rate

If you're going to talk about this again, don't ever come back to my Hotel

What is this? You have promised to finish the deal

Raghu...?

Hello...?

Come over to my hometown immediately

What happened?

Grandpa's worried that something will happen to him

They've decided to get me married to my Uncle

The wedding is fixed for Wednesday

lam unable to get out of the House Come and take me right away

I believe you have women from all the States

Andhra, Kerala, Nepal, women from all these places

- What does your Boss want? - He wants you

Your Boss may be that variety, but I am not

What are you saying?

The phone was with me when you spoke to me, but it's not with me now

Stop the Vehicle

What's up Shankar, it's you?

Have they transferred you to this place, bro?

Have you shifted your work from Trichy to Kumbakonam?

The Customer has asked me to come here

I'll take leave

What do you mean by that? Take care of me

lam just starting out on work, I'll take care of you on my way back

Let this phone be with me till then

- What is this bro? - Get lost

- Drive to Kumbakonam now - What do we do with him?

Sir, my profession is not how it used to be before

Take me with you I will be loyal to you

You should give me the money without cheating me

Pachai Perumal is a man of his word

It's 10 What are your stakes?

- Anything! - 1000 Rupees?

I don't have the cash, is a phone okay?

A phone fora phone

What are you looking at? It's a phone I got for free

ln...out

The phone is mine

Are you gambling?

No sir, greet you

I came here to sign the Register

He was the one who pulled me in because they were short of one person

- Take action against him - Sir...no

He was the one who pulled me in to this

Hey Pachai Perumal, which case did he go to jail for?

He was caught stealing money from the Ex Minister's house

...he was trying to make good his losses from gambling

The boy is crazy about gambling

I've signed the Register, sir I'll see you tomorrow

Hey,Raghu

lam not in town for two days, take care of the Hotel till I come back

Take your hand off me, I can't do that

Why? I am asking you?

How many times did I tell you not to tell her anything about me?

- Why did you get me caught? - When did I tell her?

How would she know, if you didn't tell her?

If she knows I am someone who has come out on Parole, how will I face her?

Look here, I never told her anything

She is right there, if you want you can ask her yourself

So, you are here still?

I thought you would have gone to Dubai in a huff

This is such a small town, all of 4 streets and 40 temples

Do you think someone else has to carry tales about you for me to know...

...that you go to the Police station to sign everyday?

You are going to ask me to mend my ways or forget about you

Say that and leave

It's up to you to mend your ways

But don't you think you can escape from me and forget about me

That won't work with me You better know that

Girls these days prefer unruly young men who lie to them...

...instead of good boys studying computer science

I like the road side 'Masala Vada' to Sandwiches, Pizzas or Burghers

That's my taste

You've got good taste

I like 'Masala Vada' too

People who see me will immediately think of me as a nice guy

I have a face like that

But how did you figure out that I was a Fraud?

Women have more techniques to detect a lie than even the Policemen do

lam sorry, brother I misunderstood you

- But why are you going out of town? - Madhavi has some problem

Do you see that dark Policeman there, he's the one

You don't worry Sir is there

Don't worry about it I'll inform the Police Station there

They will take care of it

It's a family affair, why bring the Police in to this

I'll take care of it myself

It's not safe to go there by yourself, I'll come with you

lfyou come along, who will take care of the Hotel?

You stay here I will go by myself

Yes Raghu, you stay back, that is best for all of us

I'll see you

With this condition of yours, you can't even carry a bag of rice

Where are you going to be able to run away with a girl?

Not just that, we don't know the kind of problems you might face there

Take these three people with you These boys will be of help

They may look very ordinary

Each of them has 10-15 police cases filed on them

Should I whack him and grab the Cell phone from him?

He's a Policeman and this is a Police Station

We need to wait before we get it

Don't you worry I'll take care of the Hotel

- Bye - Bye

- Is this the place? - This is the one

What are you doing?

Wherever we go to kidnap a girl...

...before we get on with the job, we pay respect to the soil there

The girl will come if you call her, won't she?

She was the one who called me and asked me to come here

You keep the girl under your control we'll keep the place in control

God! Who have I come with!!!

Elections on one side and the wedding on the other, the Groom is very busy

Hang on Everyone is gathered here Let's think about what to do

Why are you blocking the passage, leave way please

You look new, who are you?

- The Groom - What?

- Have you come to see the Teacher? - What? ls the groom a Teacher?

- Yes, he is a Teacher - Where can we see him now?

He will be at Gandhi Grounds now

I was worried that I forgot to carry weapons here

- But, God is on your side - How is that?

Didn't you notice, he said the Groom was a Teacher?

What about that?

Only three sets of people are the nicest and the most peaceful...

...people who don't hit back even if you hit them

The first one the Priest at the Ganesh temple

The second, the Old Clothes Man who gives Plastic Buckets in return for Old clothes

The third - The School Teacher

Should we go to Gandhi Grounds and take care of our work

'Gandhi Grounds'

They call it a ground, but it looks like a cowshed

lt looks like an old school

Hello! We want to see the Teacher

Which Teacher?

How many Teachers do you have in town?

The One who is going to get married that Teacher!

Teacher

They have come here to see the Senior Teacher

I think the guy lying on the shoulders is the Groom

- Teacher - What is it?

- They want to see the Senior Teacher - Comeon

A Teacher who is senior even to this guy, wonder how he would be

Teacher

Am I riding a cycle, for me to jam brakes as soon as you call me?

Iam fighting, one small miss and the spare parts will go missing

Why did you call out for me as though you were going to die in the next ten minutes?

They've come to see you

Even people coming in groups have fled in fear, you have come alone

What is it, bro?

Alone?!!

My name is Seenu

You could be Seenu or some boring Scene for all I care

This is not all that comical!!!

- What have you come here for? - Madhavi

Mad havi?

Madhavi's

Mad havi's?

Iam Madhavi's friend

Teacher, he looks like someone who has come to cause trouble at the wedding

Does he look like someone who is here to cause trouble?

He looks like an errand boy for the wedding

Brother! My hands are stained with blood

Let me clean it first

Vettupuli keeps a real sword with him but gives all of us toy swords

Look at the number of wounds we have to bear for that pitiful money he gives us

What a sad life this is?

As usual, one of you would have had some horrible things to say about me

I will give 500 Rupees to the man who identifies that person

I will tell you who he is

You are the one who has said horrible things about me?

If we let this chameleon out, he will divulge all our secrets and embarrass us

Take him to a deserted place and finish him

- Fine Teacher!!! - Well wrestlers

Take your share of money based on how hurt you are

Make sure you come back tomorrow We have another fight tomorrow!

If you came to attend the wedding, why did you come here instead of going home?

Iam someone who is going to marry his friend

He must have come to check out the Groom and see how our match is

- Am I right? - Yes sir

Tell me then how am I?

Come on tell me! How is our match?

Your combination is as brilliant as 'Chakarai Pongal' and 'Vada Curry'

What combination is this?

Why, won't you eat it, if it were served?

This is a new combination suggested by a Hotelier

Am sure it will be good

Am I right?

What are you looking at Hotelier?

Members from our family have been the Chairman for Generations

lam standing for Elections this time, my symbol is a 'pot of fire'

Stop the Vehicle

Teacher! We've been conned!!

All the women in town have gone to your Uncle's fields

Even my Aunt won't respond to him, how did these women go?

Apparently, there is milk flowing from the pipes there

What, milk flowing from the pipes in his fields?

It is difficult for air to come through those pipes, how will Milk come?

- Leave way for me - I will go first

N0, I Will

Peace!!! Keep Quiet Listen to me Ladies, keep quiet

We have milk for everyone

You have seen cows give milk...

...you have seen milk coming out of the barks of trees

...but have you ever seen milk come out of Pipes?

You couldn't have seen it

God Vishnu came in my dreams yesterday and told me

That he has given a direct connection from the milky way

If you make me the Panchayat leader...

I will make arrangements to fill up my fields and wells with milk

- Will you vote for me? - We will!!!

Our vote is for you!!!

Our vote is for the 'Watering Can'

How does he have milk coming from the pipes?

- How is this possible Teacher? - I'll whack you!!

You ask me the same question in return!!!

How is it possible?

Iam thinking about the same thing, am not getting it

- What are you not getting the milk? - No, the reason

Why are you even thinking for this?

They would have mixed milk powder in the water tank

0h yes!!!!

Why are you laughing? You don't even know what the Hotelier knows

Wonder how you were a Bodyguard to important people

And in this state of affairs you recommend other people

Our vote is for the 'Watering Can'

They are bringing him like this were his funeral processioni!

Your vote is for the 'Watering Can'

Hey, nephew, why are you on the streets?

I have to be on the Streets if I am going to travel in a Jeep

I can't cut through houses, can I?

I can sense the fear of failure in your talk

Isn't my daughter a girl you could marry?

Tell me you will cut your links with Madhavi and marry her

I will withdraw from the Elections

How can you consider her a girl?

She looks like dice dressed in a woman's attire

Look here

lam standing for elections only with the sole purpose...

...0f wanting you to marry my daughter

This is a post you have been winning for generations

If you agree, I will step aside

I cannot be subdued just because you step aside

You can laugh to your heart's content Let me see how this wedding happens

You can wait and watch I will win these elections

I will marry Madhavi as well

If not, I will take out my moustache completely

I'll punch you

G0 away

Let me see how the wedding happens

I can't see your face beyond three minutes! Go away

What do we do?

- I have an idea, can I tell you? - What is the idea?

How many women are there in your town?

The elections will be over before I count them all! ls this the idea?

Do you have more women voters or male voters?

More male voters

That would mean you've won the Elections

My dear people He is merely getting milk in the pipes

But in my pipes, as a sign of our Valour, and by the grace of our God...

...we are getting an unending supply of Arrack! G0 on Drink it

Don't fight! Go slow It's a 24 hours service

The specialty of our drink is that you don't have to add water or soda to it

It comes in just the right mix

We'll give you a packet of pickle with it! Enjoy your drink

My dear people If you vote for me and make me win

I will supply this not just from one pump, but from all the pumps I own in town

Think about it

ls it going to be this Basha or that Antony?

Is it going to be Vettupuli or that dead Rat?

Is it going to be Milk or Arrack?

We want Arrack!!!!

We want Arrack!!!!

We want Arrack!!!!

Three more days to go for the wedding

but the whole town is here already for the free food

Thimingalam

Move those sacks of cotton seed from our Godown to the Farmhouse

Will do, Teacher

You move those sacks from the Farmhouse to the Coconut grove

You move those from the Coconut grove back to our Godown

LGHVG

Instead of doing this, you can let the sacks be in the Godown

I can, but I don't know what work to get out of them for the Salary I pay them

You come on in, Hotelier

Come Vettupuli

My dear grandpa

Take this

You keep this chain

I don't want it Grandpa you look like the Gardener without this chain

You wear it

Don't I have to reward you for defeating Maruthamuthu with that Arrack idea?

Oh! Forthat

If you have to reward someone for that, you will have to give it to him

Are you wondering who he is?

He is Madhavi's friend, he has come here for the wedding

This is the grand lineage I belong to

I've never lost in anything so far

By upholding my name, you have become one of us

Bring this young man to eat

Yes, go ahead

Isn't this the picture that comes in a Match box advertisement?

YES

The man you see there he is my Great Grandpa Vettupuli

Because we come from a valorous lineage, we only drink Tiger's milk

One day, he mistook this for a female tiger and tried to milk it

It got irritated and tried to attack him

He took the Sickle and killed it We have that as a picture

They wanted the picture for the Advertisement...

...and we gave it to them free of cost

Oh I see!

What is this then?

The Tiger's wife, the Tigress came back seeking revenge

Grandpa did not want to raise his hands on a female...

...hence told his wife to beat it up

There is a song about this, I will sing it to you later

This hardly seems believable

Even I didn't believe it initially

But my grandpa said he would give me food only if I believed this

- Do you want to eator? - I believe this! It's true

Let's go

Hey! Look, who is with me

Even before coming to meet you...

...he came to see me as soon as he arrived

He wanted to check out who you were going to marry

He's been praising our match from the time he has seen me

At one point he says we look like Aishwarya and Abhishek Bachhan

At another he says we look like Suriya and Jothika

At another he says we look like Sundar C and Khushboo

- He has been going on this way - Oh!

And he says we can have our honeymoon in Kumbakonam

Why don't you ask him why?

- Why? - Tell her

Why are you blinking like an Auto driver caught by the Inspector?

It's the food He has over stuffed his mouth

He says Kumbakonam has many temples...

...and he has also said we can stay there and eat at his Hotel

Kumbakonam is not a cool place

Would you join us for a drink if it were a cool place?

Why are you interfering in all this? Focus on the food

I didn't say anything He is saying all this on his own

I told you to come here and rescue me, but you are busy feasting with my Uncle

You never told me that the person you are marrying is a big rowdy

What would you have done if I told you? Would you have not come at all?

I would have but would have been a little prepared

I'll sit down and come up with some good idea even now

You don't have to come up with anything

I will get out of the house at 12 at night

You wait near the car at the entrance we'll run away

Madhavi, we have a car why should we run?

"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"

"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"

"Shall I describe your eyes? Shall I describe your cheeks?"

"Shall I describe your shyness? My love"

"Shall I describe your eyes? Shall I describe your cheeks?"

"Shall I describe your shyness? My love"

"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"

"Like the Basil plant which gets wet in the drizzle"

"Shall I describe the fragrance of your flowing hair?"

"Tell me...Tell me"

"My thoughts are like little rain drops inside me"

"Like the fragrance of a million flowers"

"Shall I describe the whiteness of your neck?"

"Shall I describe the movement of youth fulness?"

"When I see the rising and falling caused by your breath"

"My loven

"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"

"Shall I describe the beauty of your hips?"

"The way they bend and curl like a bamboo basket"

"Tell me...Tell me"

"You crept into my heart like a shadow"

"Shall I describe the beauty of the way you talk, biting your lips"

"Placing mine on yours?"

"Hey like the Apple tree swaying in the breeze?"

"Shall I describe the measure of the swaying"

"My loven

"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"

"Shall I describe your eyes? Shall I describe your cheeks?"

"Shall I describe your shyness? My love"

It's your turn, go ahead and play

How long will you take to drop a card?

What are you doing here?

- Where is Seenu? - Seenu sent us back sir

What are you doing here at this time Sir?

I was on my rounds I saw the lights on, hence came in

- What are the stakes? - It's time to close shop

Maya is clearing out everything We are playing for a few bucks

If your stakes were for 500 or 1000, we could wind up early

Deal the cards for me as well

Raghu, I've cleared everything, it's getting late, let's go

I've won 20,000 Rupees He seems to be getting bad cards

I've been very lucky Wait up a little longer

Please, you're a good girl

Even the Ghosts would have gone back home at this time

What are you doing here now?

I wasn't sleepy that's why What are you doing here?

I've got information that they are going to kidnap Madhavi

What? Are they going to kidnap Madhavi at 12?

I only said they were going to kidnap Madhavi, I never said 12

Well...

You got tense with just hearing this I even know who is going to kidnap her

Not me...Madhavi...Car...12

lam calm even though I am the one who is going to marry her

You are merely here to attend the wedding Why are you getting tense?

The guy who is going to kidnap her is no big thug

He's that worthless, match stick of a guy - Maruthamuthu

Thank God!!!

Maruthamuthu's men have encircled the house

They are our people

They're doing a bad job of hiding themselves

Move in

Why are you guys hiding here with the main gate left open?

That is when the Fool...

...Maruthamuthu will believe it is easy to kidnap her and get caught

Mr. Hotelier, if I have to explain it to you in your terms...

A mouse that thinks of the cheese kept in the mouse trap as food will get trapped...

The one that is weary of it will escape

Just wait and watch

A stop gate for the Ocean An effort to quell the Cyclone...?!!!

An attempt to escape from me!!!? Who are you going to elope with?

Tell me...Tell me!!!!

Ithought as much

Kill him...

Why is he screaming like this and running away?

Did an ant bite him?

Who is he?

Boss, he is the one who gave the Arrack idea and conspired against us

ls that so? Kill him...

Oh my God!!!!

Are you Madhavi's 'Dosth' or the 'Dostana' Man!

Did you run out of the house in that speed just to come back and kiss me?

I was sitting right next to you, you could have quickly kissed me even then

Get up!!!! What kind of a man are you?

40 of Maruthamuthu's men were chasing me...

What, 40 of them?!

Boys!!! We've got a good action block to play around with...Enjoy!!!

Teacher...Can I just go home for a bit?

Why...?

I haven't had my tablets for diabetes

lam trembling... Can I be back after having them?

I have such ailing people for Henchmen!!!

How can I even put up a fight with these people!!! Come on!

There were 40 of them here when I saw them

Maybe they got scared on seeing me and ran away after that

They did not get scared on seeing you

They went away because they were scared they should not see me

Hey! If everyone runs away from me, who will I fight with?

Do you think they would attempt to come in through the rear entrance?

- How's this? - Superbl!

You made him search for you over there...

...while you are planning to kidnap the girl through the rear entrance

That is Maruthamuthu's style

What next? All of you bend down

This is a bother!!!

Oh my God!!!!

Boss!!! What happened?

Get some water

Even with just seeing you...

...he has fallen like a cockroach that was doused in Insecticide

What would have happened, had he seen me?

You are the right match for this Vettupuli

Well!!! What are you doing here at this time?

The dog was barking, I came here to see what was happening

My dear, this is the season for dogs to bark

It's a bad practice to come and watch them...Get down

What audacity he has to come to our very own house to kidnap our girl

Would he go to the neighbor's house to kidnap our girl...?

Who woke him up from his sleep? Go back to bed

We need to go to the temple tomorrow and pray to our family deity...

This is not a good sign

5,000...

50,000...

55,000...

90,000...

94,000...That is the amount I've won from you so far

10 Lakhs...

My God!! Am just playing for fun Where will I go for 10 Lakhs?

You have the Hotel Play against that

You seem to be having a lucky hand

Ok...l am ready

Bro's luck just gave him a miss

Vettupuli...come on, hurry up

We're running late for the prayers at the Temple

"When I take your name, my heart rejoices"

"l strive to live my life with you"

"What would happen if you were not there...?"

Why are you making that noise from the shores?

I make that noise when I am in water

My dear, that's enough of being immersed in water...come out

Dear...Dear...

Madhavi is missing, come on, search for her...

What? Is she missing?

Dear...Dear...

Search for her...Oh God!!!

I've found her...l have found her

Bro, it's you?

Silly fellow!!! Get lost!!!

My dear!!!

I've found Madam

Oh my god!! It's you!

None of you have to look for her, just allow me to search for her

I have found Madam!! I've found her!!

You wild creature!!! Would you carry Madam like this?

You don't have to save Madam I will do it myself...go away!!!

Oh my god! Madhavi...

You said the both of us could marry stealthily

Now you have abandoned me and gone away with the waters

What will I do now?

Where are you? I'll also come with you

We could have eloped last night...

...if your Stupid fiance had not hindered

Seenu, I swam under the waters and have come to the Bridge

Come here without anyone's knowledge, let's run away

Hurry up...

Even with inflating costs...

...we take care of our girl with the best of nourishments

But you guys will walk in empty handed and sweep the girl off her feetl!

We need to kill him!

He's a darling...we need to take him there and kill him in front of her

StOP

The girl we are looking for is here

- Come on girl, come - What are you doing?

Come with us...

That wedding can be stopped only if you are kidnapped

lam running away myself The wedding will stop on its own

I don't believe you Start the vehicle

Hey...come on

Search for her

Look there...

She is not here... Where is she?

Weren't you the one who heard him talking to her on the phone?

That's enough of all your bravado

You've lost the girl and I have to deal with all this now!!!

Hey!! Where were you planning to run away?

- You better tell me - I swear I do not know

He will not tell us if we ask him politely Let's chop his fingers

Hey...Grandpa

I Will kill Grandpa

How many films have you watched?

Don't you know what he is going to say next...? Drop the knives

- Go away - We are going

Hey, so awayl!!!

Come on!!!

I Will kill you!!!

Get lost you goons! I would have saved him myself

Get in to the Vehicle...Go

Grandpa...what happened to you?

The oldie has fallen unconscious now! Oh god!

They are following us

Hurry UP

Who is that blocking the way...?

At the speed at which they are coming, I think they will catch us

Switch the right indicator on, but turn left

Thank god, he moved out of the way

See, how I conned him with directions

This is not a funeral procession, why don't you hurry up a bit

This is all this vehicle can do...

We just spent 8,000 Rupees on servicing the vehicle

That was for the vehicle ahead of us do you see the speed at which it's going?

What is this, they have raced ahead of us?

Your nephew is an intelligent guy, he must have a plan to trap us

The problem is between the Hotelier and us...

...why is this mosquito coming in between?

Hey you!!! Don't interfere in my way

I cannot...without a way out for my daughter

...l will not leave way for you

lam someone who kills people even when I get bored...

...don't even instigate me any further

What do I do with him?

- Should I kill him? - Not required...

He is from here, we can take care of him at any point...Let's get him first...

Let everything get done, we'll make a soup out of him and feed him to the dogs

Why should we feed the dogs, we can eat it ourselves

Get l0st!! Take the left, we'll get him from the other side

We didn't fool them, they got fooled on their own

Should I move to the front seat?

Why, are you going to drive any faster?

No...lt's very uncomfortable at the back!

Will you never reform?

My nephew has planned something That is why he has taken another route

Hide the vehicle in this hay stack

We hardly have 3 streets in our town...

Don't have too many places to go to... Where could he have gone?

Who is this 'Stick figure' playing hide and seek with, by hiding in this haystack?

He hardly acts his age...

What is it, boss?

Iam just wondering if my nephew saw me...

Shut her up...She might scream

You are brainless Uncle

If I scream, I'll get caught with uncle as well

We have to catch him before he leaves town

I have an idea

Can we have our meal and look for him at leisure in the evening?

If you suggest we look for Grandpa at leisure in the evening

what about Madhavi, do we look for her after 1 month?

Please come here... You and your silly ideas!!!

He's here...catch him

He has seen us, leave...

This Ear bud of a guy is interfering and confusing us!

Start the vehicle!!!

They are here...Hide...

Do you think you can kidnap my darling that easily?

If you think you can separate us, I will separate your limbs!!!

Iam going to use you to show my boys how to tear open a stomach...

...without a scar and draw out your intestines from inside

I hardly have a stomach

You are from this town, aren't you?

It's an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, do you want to fight me alone?

Oh my! Fight him alone?

Halt the people in the grave yard in town are those who picked fights with me

You'll drop dead within 5 minutes of fighting with me

Do you want to see that happen?

Think they will write my obituary for kidnapping her by mistake

Reverse the Vehicle

Start the Vehicle

They are chasing me even in reverse!!!!!

My dying is c0nfirmed!!!!!

Why is this guy coming in between us all the time!!!

Where are they going? They are probably coming around to beat us up

Grandpa!!!!

Oh my God!!! Grandpa!!!

- Someone save my Grandpa - That sounds like Madhavi

- Madhavi...Madhavi... - Oh my God!!! Grandpa

Carry GrandpamCareful...

Watch it...be careful!

Grandpa, you've told me you loved me more than dear life

Now, your life is in danger because of me

You've always sprung in to action to do all the work

Looks like you sprung to your death too, grandpa

He dragged you all around town with no consideration for your age

lwill bash him up... lswear on you

Teacher...that is your first murder

Carry him...

He is still breathing... Carry him to the Hospital

Thank God, in all this confusion...

...they have not noticed that we were the ones who kidnapped her

The wedding will not happen now

- Grandpa... - Madhavi...

Madhavi...what happened was...

Don't utter a word...y0u tried to kill my grand dad in order to escape

He was the one who gave me the idea of swimming through the waters to escape

Did you know that?

You lost the Hotel in a Gamble Don't ever see me again

He gave up his only dream for me, look what you've done to him

I don't want to see you

Don't ever face me Get lost

They laugh so beautifully

The next moment they glare frightfully

They think highacly of you

And immediately forget you too

"Can't take the torture of women..."

"Can't seem to live without them either..."

"Can't take the torture of women..."

"Can't seem to live without them either..."

"Approach them from the front and they shove you aside..."

"Follow them around and they kick you..."

"Approach them from the front and they shove you aside..."

"Follow them around and they kick you..."

"What do we do Dharmendra...?"

"Move away Boss...Move away"

"Girls are this way all the time..."

"Move away Boss...Move away..."

"Girls are this way all the time..."

"Can't take the torture of women..."

"Can't seem to live without them either..."

"They wear lipstick on their lips..."

"But wear helmets on their hearts..."

"These torturous women..."

"They ruin you and leave you high and dry..."

"Then, be responsible they worriedly cry..."

"These torturous women..."

"Kannadasan said it..."

"Even Kamalhasan said it..."

"A water bottle and a bottle of wine..."

"Are inseparably entwined..."

"You are not to blame... Neither am I to blame..."

"Blame it on love's game..."

"Move away Boss...Move away"

"Girls are this way all the time..."

"Move away Boss...Move away"

"Girls are this way all the time..."

"Can't take the torture of women..."

"Can't seem to live without them either..."

"Don't know when she'll laugh sweetly..."

"Then suddenly she snaps sullenly..."

"These torturous women..."

"The beginning in love will shiver..."

"Then like an earthquake it will shudder"

"T0rture...T0rture"

"Hey, only in India do we see..."

"Cigarette sales increasing rapidly..."

"lt's because hoards of men, struggle and whine, puffing away incessantly..."

"Being trapped in love... Or getting stuck in a stove..."

"The end result for both is being charred dear friends..."

"Move away Boss...Move away"

"Girls are this way all the time..."

"Move away Boss...Move away"

"Girls are this way all the time..."

"Can't take the torture of women..."

"Can't seem to live without them either..."

"Approach them from the front and they shove you aside..."

"Follow them around and they kick you..."

"Approach them from the front and they shove you aside..."

"Follow them around and they kick you..."

"What do we do Dharmendra...?"

"Move away Boss...Move away"

"Girls are this way all the time..."

"Move away Boss...Move away"

"Girls are this way all the time..."

Hey...Wake up...

- What is it? - It's 5 o'clock...

We have to open the shop The customers will be waiting

The shop has gone...

What? The shop has gone?

I mean...you've lost your love, why bother about the shop

Oh! You are talking about love...

That may come and go... Let's take care of work

Hurry up... I will go and open the store

Get out! Whatever it is, ask the person who gave away the Hotel to us

Instead, if you come here and create trouble, you won't go back alive

I shouldn't see him again Chase him away

They've broken the back that just recovered

'Buddy (ring tone)'

'He has fixed me up (ring tone)'

Why is he not answering the phone?

'Buddy'

Why aren't you answering the phone, buddy?

Don't I know what to do? Stop right here

'Buddy'

- You can leave - Okay

Please answer that call

It could be an important call, sir

lt can't be, yesterday, someone called us to check when the electricity was coming back

Brother Pachai, this is Raghu Seenu is there, isn't he?

He'll kill me if he finds me You need to help me

Can you come to the Mandapam with the Ledger Book I have to sign in?

Why are you merely responding with an 'Hmmm' sound for everything?

Do you have an ulcer in your mouth?

Don't worry about anything, Bro If you have soup, you'll be fine

Remember what I told you

That useless fellow should not know about you coming here

- Brother...? - See what I do to you

You don't know what happened

lam the only brother you have

The only Hotel I had is gone because of you

You have a hip pain you shouldn't be carrying heavy things

Drop the sickle, please

Listen to what I have to say It's not my fault

Why should I listen to what you have to say?

I will kill you first You should be

I will not spare you I will kill you

Let me go

lam letting you go because you are my friend

Else I will book you under section 307

Return the papers that you cheated Raghu into signing

He has signed a Document saying that if he doesn't return 10 lakhs in 1 week

He will give away his share of the Hotel to me

One day is up, if you give me 10 Lakhs in 6 days...

...the Hotel is yours Get lost

Why did you unnecessarily give him 6 days time?

What if he manages to get money by then?

He is someone who struggles for 10 Rupees

How will he manage to arrange 10 Lakhs?

Our Registration is due on Wednesday, what if he files a case before that?

There is a procedure for everything

Everyone who makes mistakes is not caught

People who make mistakes incorrectly are the ones who are caught

Who is he? He looks terrible

- Sir, what's the time? - It's a bad time

Thank you

lam not feeling bad about you not returning my money

Or making me roam around on the streets

Everyone spots me easily but both of you act as though you can't identify me

- That is what I can't handle - Brother, is that you?

You look like Amitabh Bachhan in those orange pants

I believe you, come on Where is Seenu?

Iam not going anywhere without getting my money back from you guys

- Come on, let's go - Brother, the house is locked

I know your technique come on

You returned everyone else's money, why did you not return mine?

You are next in line

Forget about that, where did you get these pants?

Hey, who are you guys? Why have you tied up my brother?

Iam talking to you and you are eating biscuits?

What's your name sweetie?

I might have to call the Police You better leave

We've brought the Police along ourselves

He is a comical Policeman

lam talking about a serious Policeman

Raghu, your friends are here

You guys have a good time talking to each other

I will take leave and come back later

- Where are the Diamonds? - Which Diamonds?

Where are the Diamonds?

He is asking you about it because he doesn't know what it is

You do whatever you want with us

But please don't ever do anything to our Amitabh Uncle

Who is this Amitabh Uncle?

The Man here in superb costumes, standing stylishly, this is Amitabh Uncle

History has never witnessed a man who has upset him and gone back alive after that

Do you think you are some big Rowdy?

Answer him Uncle

Where are the Diamonds?

I don't know anything about the Diamonds

I was just standing on the Road

Why are you hitting me?

It will hurt them if I hit you

ltwill only hurt me if you hit me

Look, he's smiling

He is not smiling

Turn around as soon as I tell you, Fool

Who are you abusing?

Iam talking about you, you silly fellow

Uncle is getting angry

If someone hits him one more time, this Volcano will erupt

Let me see how it erupts

He is standing nearby but his hand seems miles away

Look here, no violence please

Tell me what you want clearly and I will give it to you right away

They want the Cell phone you won from me when we were gambling

Oh, that one?

Isn't this the phone?

Will you let the both of us go if I give you this?

Give me the phone first

Hello Brother, I've returned the phone, why are you pulling out a gun?

I have 10 Crores worth of diamonds in this phone

Wow, 10 Crores?

Even when you didn't know that, you guys were giving away each other

If I let you go after you know about this, won't you get me caught?

Mr. Diamond Tooth, right from the time we were kids...

...my brother won't be able to take it if I was faced with a problem

I swear he will never be able to see me die right in front of his eyes

You shoot him first

Whatever it is, we can discuss it

Sir, I am going to die anyway

He was the one who got me in to such a huge mess in the first place

You kill him first Sir

I will be happy to see him die; I will die after that

What is this, sir? You seem to listen to everybody

Fine, it's neither him nor me

Our Amitabh Uncle is the older one you can shoot him first

I Will kill that Dog first

Uncle, don't kill the dog It'll just go away, if we let him free

- D0 that - Will do that Uncle

lforgot to load the Gun

Run now

Pull the Dog away

Hold him

'Actor Sivaji Ganesan in a role of cop'

'Actor Rajinikanth in a role of cop'

'Actor Vijayakanth in a role of cop'

'Actor Sathyaraj in a role of cop'

'Actor Vikram in a role of cop'

'Surya in a role of cop'

Pull it away

Come fast

Poorguy

What do you mean by poor guy? They will kill us if you let them

Come on

Bro, look what happened

Go, catch them

Hey Raghu, wait

Come on

Hurry UP

Look at him walking like an old lady

That Thug is here Hurry up

Waiting for you will not work, if you can, jump in

Don't leave me behind

lam running away so that at least one person from our family will stay alive

Don't worry, I'll send you an Auto from around the corner

That thug is twirling a rope with his hand

No problem, turn around and flash a smile, he'll flee in fear

Looking at you now, I am reminded of you dressing up as 'Hanuman'...

...for the school Annual day

My back is going for a toss here and you are going in to a Flashback?

You focus on riding the vehicle well

Why are you not saying anything?

Where are you? Are you hiding underthis?

Hey come out

How did you get there? Brother...brother

Don't cry lam here now

Be brave

- These are tears of joy - Why?

What several Doctors could not set right, and a thug did that

My back pain has gone thanks to him

- I'll thank him and come back - Don't just say 'Thank you'

Why don't you give him a Doctor's Fee as well?

We'll be finished if we get caught, hurry up

What is this, he has brought this phone?

It's not just the phone he has brought it in a fresh lease of life

They have Diamonds in them Well done Google

Good Boy

I'll buy you an entire packet of butter biscuits

The Thug is up, let's run

Vettupuli...Vettupuli...Vettupuli

Why is Grandpa getting worked up?

Since everyone gathered is peering at him

He probably thought he is in the burial ground

Grandpa, you are at home Don't get worried

Vettupuli, God saved me only for me to help Madhavi get a good life

You don't have to do a thing We'll take care of it

Madhavi, I am so fond of you

- When I was a child - I will only marry Seenu

- What I am trying to say is - Please understand

Marry a girl who likes you instead of marrying a girl you like

- That is when life will be happy - Why don't you say this instead?

Why don't you marry the guy who likes you instead of marrying the guy you like

You keep deceiving us with this all the time

Teacher, marry her forcefully, we'll make sure she doesn't run away

What are you saying? ls this a family or something else?

What then?

Why are you not saying anything Teacher?

The girl you are to marry and the wafers drying on the terrace are one and same

You never know when someone will steal them

Super...super

This is your 10 and this is mine

Are you going away from Kumbakonam for good?

What else, this is a god given opportunity to lead a good life

Do you want me to give that up and toil at the hotel with you?

This is something that just came recently

The Hotel is the more permanent part of our life, got it

You can keep saying such useless things

For the money I have, I am going to travel the world and run bsinesses there

I will turn my 5 in to 50

This could be our last meeting in all probability

Let's shake hands Nice meeting you

- Bye - Bye

Brother, you are going to stay in Kumbakonam be careful

You have to come to Kumbakonam police station everyday...

...to sign the Parole Ledger

If I want, I can buy my own flight and do my rounds in the sky

No smart policeman will be able to catch me

DSP Chowdhry, Walter Vetrivel, Mr. Vallarasu

The terrorists who have escaped are trying to kill the Indian Prime Minister

Go and catch them

What happened to him?

He wanted to become a Police Commissioner even as a child...

...and watched a lot of police story

But for his might, he could only become a Constable

After being hurt in the head...

...he is looking at everyone including himself as the Police characters from Films

You need to prove to them how intense the Policeman's strike is

Why are you staring at a Man like that?

Don't you have brains?

I am not interested in staring at him

You fool! My neck is locked after that punch from you

- What did you say? - Hey

Don't harm him I need him to do something for me

These are original

These are not of great quality

Each diamond will only fetch 50,000 Rupees

It's 5 Lakhs in all

I will have to bear a loss

But whatever said and done, you are my friend

I will have to do at least this for you

Don't think you have managed to cheat me into giving you this

I know this is worth 5 Crores

Money might be a big deal for you

But it is 'Masala Cafe' that is everything to me

- Isn't this the Temple? - Yes

Are you sure she will come here?

She might forget to do anything but she will not fail to come here...

...at this time on Fridays

Hey, stopmstop

That is the girl

The girl in the brown Chudidhar

Are you sure it is her?

I cannot turn around and look at her again, that is the girl

- The brown Chudidhar - Turn the vehicle around

Well done Mr. Walter Vetrivel

You have arrested Swarnaka

Uncle, will you kill this guy or should I kill him?

Hey, st0p...stop the vehicle

Why are you asking for the Vehicle to stop?

The girl I was telling you about is standing there, who did you bring here?

Who are you?

Hey Azhagesan you are getting men to kidnap your own wife, horrible fellow

Thangamani, is that you?

You've planned this yourself, but are acting innocent with me, liar

Shutup

You will have to give me a better price

This is too expensive

If someone asks about me, tell them I am in Madurai

But you said you were going to Coimbatore to sell the Diamonds

You are enough to get me caught I don't need anyone else

It's dangerous to let you be here, you come to Coimbatore with me

- Okay - Who's this on the phone?

It's Maya Hello, Maya?

Hello Raghu, these guys are planning to do something

Hello?

LC3l1fl0t

I cannot give you the Diamonds

- Are you married? - Yes, I am

lam not married, don't you want me to get married?

Why should I want you to get married? What do I have to do with you?

Similarly, what do you have to do with those diamonds?

Return the diamonds

Dharma, I gave you those diamonds only for the sake of the Hotel

lam asking you for it myself Return the diamonds

You can take these documents if you want

You take these documents we'll re-pay you and take it back later

You won't face a loss

If I don't return the diamonds to its owners in an hour

We'll face a huge problem Please return it

Which owners are you talking about?

These diamonds belong to the Government

The Diamond tooth fellow is holding Maya captive...

...and says the diamonds belong to him

You say the diamonds belong to the Government

How many of you will stake claim to those 20 diamonds?

20 Diamonds?

No

You just said it

Initially, I told you about the 10 diamonds that were there with you

Then I spoke about the 10 diamonds he gave you

It's 10 in all

Seenu, you don't lie Tell me the truth

If I tell you the truth, will you return the diamonds?

- Tmlme - Don't trust him

I'll give it to you

The truth is there are 20 diamonds in all the ones

You have are the 10 diamonds that were with me

The other 10 are with him

Hey, that's mine

Now the 20 diamonds belong to the Government

You are lying and playing an unfair game god will pierce your eyes if you lie

Your eyes are the biggest part of your face; it will be easy for God

Why wait for God to pierce his eyes, I will pierce it myself

- Return it Dharma - It's the Commissioner's order

We have to arrest the ex minister Surulirajan

The warrant has come

- You messed everything up - Where did I mess it up?

You were the one who blabbered about the 20 diamonds

Why did you take it from my pocket even if I did blabber?

I thought of doing something good for you, I should blame myself

You've done a lot of good already, please leave

My husband is like Electricity, try touching him

Hey Policemen, look at my many supporters...

...who have come in here even before you arrived with your warrant

You'd better go back

High Handedness of the Police - Down Down

High Handedness of the Police - Down Down

The commissioner is on the phone

Tell me, sir

What happened? Have you arrested him or not?

How is it possible, sir?

His party supporters are blocking the way...

...and are not allowing me to even enter the house

He has sent a person to Court

We have to arrest him before he gets his Bail

Go to the rear side of his house, without anyone's knowledge

Above the prayer room, you will see a big opening meant for an Exhaust fan

It's big enough for a person to go in, go in through that and arrest him, okay?

Okay, sir

lam going to resign this job from tomorrow

This is my final arrest

And I wanted to do it properly, but they are making me jump over walls

Damn

He said this was a prayer room, but it is a bathroom

I can neither get in nor can I go out

I am stuck

Ready start

The pants are really tight

Don't remove it Don't remove it

I told you to attempt touching my Husband

But here you are trying to touch me

See what I do to you when my husband comes

Why are the Pants so tight?

Mr. Dharmarajan, loosen your tummy a little

- Can you please come here? - What is it?

See what this guy is up to

lam someone who tries to use the loop holes in law

You are trying to get through the loop holes in my house

Get down, else I will take out my slippers and whack you

Look at his stupid trousers

If you take them out, I will break your bones

How dare you come to my house and talk ill of me in front of my wife?

Take the belt out

Don't take it, you rascal

You are trying to peep in when another man's wife is going to have a bath

You are the rascal

He is screaming Think he is stuck

Poorguy

Let's pull it out in one shot

Get down Get down

- It's a success - Don't pull it out

Here I am beating you black and blue and you are saying something else

Yes, let's go

Hey hurry HP

How did you know he will get stuck if he goes through that?

Thief...thief

lam asking you about it tell me

It's all about planning Keep going...hurry up

Hey Hotelier...Stop

- Why are you stopping? - That is Madhavi's Uncle

Hey, wait

We've been looking for your Hotel everywhere

What are you doing here?

Grandpa has asked me to hand over Madhavi to you

She has said she doesn't like me

She said that out of anger

But when I said I would give in for her sake, she rushed here

ls she here?

She is not here She has gone to your Hotel

To the Hotel?

Are you sure she has gone to the Hotel?

Are you going to make me swear on my mother? Yes, she has gone to the Hotel

Hey, give me directions before you leave

I only said she has gone to the Hotel Why are they fleeing like this?

Something is wrong Come on

Sweetheart, think of something and get me out of here

I will give you a 100 kisses now

You scoundrel, do you want to kiss me with that face of yours?

Monkey

lam struggling to talk to my wife, unable to turn my neck

- Why are you barking in between? - I will whack you

Mr. Anbuselvan, what guts she has to scream in front of me

The pain in my neck is better than this

That is why I asked Mayaka and Swarnaka to be killed in an encounter

...as soon as we got them

You mad fellow, how dare you call me Swarnaka?

I'll kick you

They keep screaming Finish them

No Violence

- We are here with the diamonds - Give me the diamonds

Send them first

For each step they take, I will roll one diamond over to you

Did you watch a lot of movies when you were young?

Ifyou don't give me the diamonds, I'll kill them

Hey, don't I'll give it to you

- Take it - Don't throw it

I know what will happen if you throw it

Come and hand it over

Seenu

- Raghu - Madhavi

- Maya - Seenu

I trusted you and gave you my money, free me as well

No one can cheat me

Come in Mr. Alex Pandian

Why hasn't the Department given you your trousers yet?

Pachai, what are you doing here?

Alex, what is this? You speak disrespectfully to an IG

I'll take care of you later

No one can get back alive, if the diamonds don't come to me

Throw them to me

You sent word for the Devil, even the Gods can't save you now

You snatched it from my trousers

But now I am going to keep it in my underpants, come take it

Why are all of you looking so shocked?

Catch him

Oh gosh!

Well done, Vallarasu

This is how you need to attack the enemies

Hit him

Go, get him

Catch him

Are these guys running a Hotel or they playing running and catching?

Come on

Teacher, one minute

I know what it is, you must have forgotten your tablets

Not that, the guys inside are original rowdies

We are people who get hit for the sake of money

It's a risk to get in to this, let's go

Murdering someone is like applying talcum powder

See how I hit them up today

Teacher, we know how brave you really are

We will find someone who will fall for us

We'll get our work done through him, please wait

O KflY

Okay, let's wait

- Hey - Seenu

Hold on tight Don't let go

Seenu, let's go to the Terrace and take it

Look at that wasted guy coming there

He seems perfect to get hit, go and get him

Sir, if you want to hit me, please do it from this side

Why is this guy asking for it, as though it is a Cable connection?

Sandal wood smuggler Veerappan

Sandal wood smuggler Veerappan

Wh0 me?

They normally hang the head of dead wild buffaloes from the forest

But they have hung a live calf here

Let's beat this guy up He looks innocent

We either find them all together or none of them

We have to get up there to hit that guy He is close to us, let's hit this guy first

Veerappan, if you raise your hands on Captain Prabhakaran

I will shoot you down

Did you call this guy Captain Prabhakaran?

He looks like the guy who works at a Circus

Don't shout so much someone might shoot you down thinking you are a crow

Brainless fellow

A guy hit me just once from one side and my head is locked

You are four of you and have hit me so many times, not a thing happened

You guys are dummies

Oh God, danger Lie down all of you

What are you guys doing?

You were the one who asked us to lie down

If you had a steering wheel on your head, you'd look like road rollers

You've crushed me like a disposable plastic glass

This is not how you should be lying down

Get off me

How did you know about this?

Some important things will be known only to guys in the family

Back home, we would never ask for the machines to demolish buildings

We will just yank her hair

Bro Azhagesan, I know a good Doctor who can make your neck pain go away

Who is that? Tell me

Save me from this guy and I will tell you

But you must write off all my loans

ls this the time to talk about all that?

Anyway, as long as my neck becomes all right

- Who is this guy? - He is that Doctor

- What this guy? - Yes

He was the one who got rid of my hip pain, no one else was able to

Bro, he is our man, please help him out

Am I here to treat all of you?

He's fabulous My neck is all right

Don't get scared

Look here

Look here

Look here

Here

This is a modern design

Take it

Has anyone ever twirled a log for you?

Darling

Aren't we fighting with logs why are you drawing a Knife?

Here's the log

Catch him, guys

Come on quick

Seenu throw it

Maya

- Maya - Raghu catch

Guys, catch that

Hey better give that to me

- Give it to me - Let me go

Seenu

- Hey, throw that to me - Here

Why did you throw away the diamonds?

Everyone was throwing it I threw it too

You are shouting at me for throwing it away

Did you see how well I caught it before that?

Why don't you appreciate that?

- Let me go, teacher - What are you guys doing?

If we light up the gas cylinder the whole house will go up in flames...

...and everyone will be dead

Brainless guy We are in the house as well

You guys don't fight with your hands, but are wasting time with ideas like this

Fight, use your hands, go

Oh my God, fire

Put it 0ff...blow it

Pourthat on me

Look at him pouring oil over a burning flame

Oh my God, put it off

What are you guys doing?

It's not getting put off even when we stamp on it

He is asking us to put it off in total

Do you think we are kids eating candy to get fooled with that?

What audacity to hide 10 crores worth of diamonds?

Get him in to the ambulance

Maya

I have solved all the problems

Go...go

Greetings, doctor

Seenu, after all this trouble, you still haven't settled my loans

Who told you that?

Hello Mr. Diamond Tooth

Smile, please

His Diamond tooth is missing

It's here

lam sure we'll get 20 Lakhs from it

Move...make way

Stop...stop

Vettupuli, normally you charge like the Bull, what happened to you?

I was a raging bull, but now, they have tamed me

They normally talk about being attacked by your own people

It is my very own guys who charged on me

Uncle, I have always seen you cheerful

I can't see you like this

Madhavi, neither Castor oil nor Coconut oil...

...will help after one goes Bald you cannot comb your hair anyway

FAREWELL

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