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'In the 1930s...'
'...Adi Kesavan's Masala was the next famous thing in Kumbakonam after the Maha Magam'
'Two women married him after they fell for the aroma of the Masala'
'With this special talent of making Masala as the basic investment, he started...'
'...Masala Cafe'
'Masala Cafe became a very big Hotel at the time of his son, Sahasranamam'
'It is only at the time of Viswanathan, the third generation...'
'...did Masala Cafe become the top most Hotel in Kumbakonam'
'Viswanathan had two sons We'll come to one son later'
'The other son, Seenu is the one taking care of Masala Cafe now'
'Either because of his bad time or the Mill nearby closing down...'
'...or new Hotels coming up'
'The once grand Masala Cafe has now become very dull'
'But our Seenu has been relentless in trying...'
'...to somehow bring back the shine and buzz of old days'
"Look at Lakshmi Mittal and Ambani"
"Following their path, that's my style"
"To gain success short and sweet you need Masala"
"With empty pockets, coolly"
"With full faith and determination only"
"Successful team work is Masala"
Seenu you got a call from the Bank Manager
If you don't pay up, I will seize the Hotel
"Masala Cafe"
You borrowed money saying you were going to develop the Hotel
but you've filled this place up with chicken
This is not all We've got 4 more lots coming
It's Ramzaan tomorrow
Every Muslim Bro will only have to come to our Hotel to eat Biriyani
Once Ramzaan is over, make sure you return the Principal with the Interest
'Bird Flu'
'Poultry being seized'
"Here you get everything from Tea, Cafe..."
"...to Cappucino, Latte, Mocha and Coca Cola"
"The river falls and from it We get electricity"
I've come to recover the money but you've locked the house and left
"Oh mind, by being patient"
"Will gain accolades one day surely"
Bro, Tea
Send him away by telling I'm not here, I'll give you 10 Rupees
Bro, please leave Seenu Uncle is not home
That is why I am leaving
You can't go on your own, only if you go after I tell you to...
...he will give me money
"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"
"it's a fun life Masala Cafe"
"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"
The food catered must be really good
Sure, I will do a good job Can I get an advance please?
These people are well placed, they will surely pay you
"Friend Friend Come on, don't stop"
- You must return it this time - Yes, brother
"Buddy Buddy Work hard with full speed"
"Leave the past and search for tomorrow"
"Some people worry"
"That they have no slippers on their feet"
"But there are some people with no legs"
"if you want to become a star"
"Become a precious stone"
"Wish to reach victory?"
"Don't sit; Just run on through"
"Won't be successful if you sit idle"
"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"
"it's a fun life Masala Cafe"
"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"
We won't spare him if they raise their hands on our Leader
we'll have a huge protest tomorrow
- Where is the Protest going to be held? - Right in front of your Hotel
We'll be a minimum of 10000 people
"Following their path, that's my style"
Grand dad, ten thousand people are going to gather in front of our Hotel tomorrow
We must make grand arrangements for food for them
We need money to cook for all of them
We can borrow money from moneylender Azhagesan
I cannot give you any more money Please, go away
He is saying he will return it, give him the money
"Successful team work is Masala"
"Masala Cafe...Masala Cafe"
"You will prosper from now on"
'Hunger Strike'
"it's a fun life Masala Cafe"
"He gave us everything in abundance"
"Who did he give all this for?"
"He didn't give it for just one person"
"But he gave it for all of us"
Hey That's mine!!!
Until I get back the money I've lent, everything here belongs to me
Hey!!!!
If I ask you to return my money, are you trying to get a Thug to kill me?
Who are you calling a Thug?! You better give that back
Bro, if you create trouble here, what will the customers think of the Hotel?
These are the only five people who even think of this place as a Hotel and come here
And that too, these are people who've come here since the time of the English
and when the neighboring Mill was flourishing
It's reduced to just five customers now
These guys will also vanish in another month
Your Hotel will be finished after that
I should blame myself for loaning you money despite knowing all this
I'll tell you this now, each time I come here, I'll take something away
Do you even know the value of that?
Even as of 1952, it was 49 Rupees and 10 Annas
Is that all?
Be happy that he took just that for a 2 Lakh loan
Listening to songs on that is the only happiness I have
Go get that back
Why are you constantly nagging me about songs and making my life miserable
Are you going to perform at a Concert? You are only going to Cook! Go away!!!
You think of me as a mere Cook, that is why you are talking down to me like this
lam saying one thing but you are attaching another meaning to it
It's only because I think of you as my own grandpa...
...am I taking care of your grand daughter's education
...ever since her parents died
Even if this girl were to get married tomorrow
lam the one who will be making all the arrangements for it
If I thought of you as an outsider, would I be doing all this?
You know what to say to pacify me
It's not just now
I've been around since the time of your dad and grandpa
lam used to this now
I've serviced this with great difficulty Give me 250 Rupees
Hang on, let me check if you've done a good job
Why is the keypad tight?
It fell in to your Hotel's Sambhar, that is what will happen to it! Give me the money
I'll give you the money after checking if the Camera is working fine
Let's get an auspicious picture for starts
Give me the 250 Rupees first
You are troubling me for money as if I am some new customer
Wait, I'll give it to you Am not going to run away
He's driving while he is talking on the Cell phone
Look at him driving around blindly!!!
Brainless fellow!!! Look how you are driving!
You think this road belongs to you only
I don't know how you got in to the Bike
But at least while getting down put your right leg forward first
Sorry
It's ok
If you don't mind you are the first girl to sit on my bike
If you can tell me where you are going, I will drop you myself
Are you this way all the time?
No, I've never been this way
but now, I feel like being this way forever
Mr. Manickam, we've got information that
you have unaccounted Gold and Diamonds in your store
- We need to inspect your store - Sure, go ahead
Sorry Mr. Manickam, we have got wrong information
The accounts and stock are clear
If you can give us a Statement on the Stock you found in the Store...
...it might be useful at a later date
it will be ready in our office by tomorrow morning...
...you can come and collect it
Thank you for your co-operation
I believe you wanted to see the Cook, lam the Cook
What is the matter?
I wanted to see the person who has cooked such bad food
What fault did you find with my cooking?
Is this a Sambhar? There's neither salt nor spice
it tastes like vegetables boiled in hot water
I've never tasted such a bad Sambhar in all my life
Neither have I seen such a horrible woman in all my life
Grandpa...what are you doing?
What do you think of yourself?
What gall you have to pour all that Sambhar on my head?
Hello!!
Hey! Scooter party Are you a Waiter here?
Hello! This is my Hotel
We've been in the Hotel business for generations
All of Kumbakonam will recognize 'Masala Cafe' Seenu
- I am sorry, I didn't know - It's all right
You seem new to Kumbakonam
Yes, I am Madhavi I've come here on a transfer
I thought I'll get some food packed for myself on the way to office
Balaji, get a crispy Dosa packed
Our Hotel is well known for that
Damn with your hotel
Are you wondering why the Hotel is like this
However rich one is, I believe we shouldn't flaunt it for everyone to see
If you come to see, it's only two businesses that are profitable
One is to run a College, the other is the Hotel Business
You can buy half a kilo of flour for 10 Rupees and make 5 Dosas with it...
...and sell each Dosa for 30 Rupees, you'll get 150 Rupees in all
- That's a fifteen times profit - Oh!
I have a turnover running into Lakhs
- Boss - What is it?
Come here
Just give me a minute
The flour is over, can't make Dosas
Do we have Semolina? Madhavi would you be fine with
Seenu, don't be in a hurry
We've run out of gas, we don't have firewood either
Can't cook anything
What do we have?
Grandpa kept 2 eggs to offer at the snake pit...
...and 4 slices of bread kept for the dog
- Give me the Iron Box - For what?
Come on...give it
A good way to maintain your beauty food without any tat or cholesterol
Bread Omelettes for you I made this myself
Oh! Thank you What about the Bill?
What are you saying? Only customers get Bills...Not you
Fine, we will take care of it in total
Madhavi
When can we meet again?
You'll come in search of me yourself
"I have no desire To talk to you"
"To spend time with you To laugh with you"
"I have no yearning To know your name"
"To look into your eyes To tug at your heartstrings"
"Amongst everyone I have seen There is no one like you"
"She turned around and smiled softly"
"And stole a little bit of my heart away"
"She turned around and smiled softly"
"And stole a little bit of my heart away"
"What happened to me? I do not know"
"My feet have since not touched the floor"
"What happened to me? I do not know"
"My feet have since not touched the floor"
"She keeps looking at me as she passes by"
"But to act like she isn't, she does try"
"She tries to scare me like a little cat"
"She has done something to me"
"She turned around and smiled softly"
"And stole a little bit of my heart away"
"I have no desire To talk to you"
"To spend time with you To laugh with you"
"ls her short tempered nose beautiful?"
"Are her short and sweet words beautiful?"
"Are her lily white teeth beautiful?"
"lam completely confused"
"Like the half moon, is she beautiful?"
"ls her face with her broad forehead beautiful?"
"ls her statuesque body beautiful?"
"I just cannot comprehend"
"Like a beautiful statue like woman"
"My dear Mother has chosen"
"She came in my vision"
"if I die, it's with her, that's certain"
"She keeps looking at me as she passes by"
"But to act like she isn't, she does try"
"She tries to scare me like a little cat"
"She has done something to me"
"I want to keep looking at her wonderful face"
"That is what my heart yearns for"
"it's pain which is pleasure"
"When I chop vegetables..."
"When I fry the chips..."
"When I saute the food..."
stand sweltering in her thoughts"
"Won't the river Kaveri"
"Come and whisper in your ear"
"That I love you dear"
"Hey woman you are mine for sure"
"She keeps looking at me as she passes by"
"But to act like she isn't, she does try"
"She tries to scare me like a little cat"
"She has done something to me"
"She turned around and smiled softly"
"And stole a little bit of my heart away"
"What happened to me? I do not know"
"My feet have since not touched the floor"
'Municipal Office Kumbakonam'
Hey! Gopal, come here
For what?
Why has Subbu Sir done this?
Just because I got delayed in giving him money
...he has sent a warning notice saying the Hotel is not all right
He has threatened to seal the Hotel it things are not corrected in 2 months
Look here Seenu Subbu Sir is not here
They've transferred him to Chennai
A new Lady Officer has come in his place, she must have sent it to you
Where is she? Is she inside, I'll go and see her
Seenu...she is not here now
She has gone to Sri Murugan Cafe for a raid
What Hotel is this? Nothing tastes good...
There is neither salt nor spice it is tasteless food!
You take money for the food why can't you serve good food?
She is the one!
Madhavi...
Don't move Sit still...
There is a new Sanitary Inspector who has joined our Health department
She has sent a Notice to our very Hotel
I've got information that the Pest has come to this Hotel for a Raid
- That is why I came here to entice her - What do you mean by that?
This talk on sanitation and hygiene is to hood wink the public
Why do you think they send these Notices and have raids?
They all expect money
That is why I came here to give her what I need to...
...and threaten her to take back her Notice
Serve some rice at that table
Brother! Come here
- What is it, Sir? - Come here
Give this to the lady in the Red Saree at that Table
Yes, sir
Madam
- Who gave you this? - That gentleman there
I need to talk to you
Yes, it is me
Come
Have you eaten?
- What is it? - Look at this
I have understood you completely only now
I need to speak my heart out
Please step out alone
Who the hell is he?
What is this?
Why? Hasn't she come?
Whatever it is, tell me
Are you the Broker?
I'll tell you that later Why did you write the letter?
To try and entice her
Why do you need to entice her?
What are you saying? She is new here
Don't I have to entice her and appease her?
How would you entice her?
You need to tell me that
Would that be a Saree or Jewellery or Cash?
Come in, I'll tell you
Oh my!!! I have seen so many of them
You Rascal! You want to meet me by myself, do you?
Beat him up!!!
- Officer madam, please save me - Who is officer to you, rascal?
You'll never give anyone a letter henceforth
Break his teeth! Don't spare him
Look at that lecherous fellow!!! We shouldn't let these men out alive
Sis! Uncle is the best match for you
Don't bring him to a Hotel anymore
"w Beau.!
Hello! How much did you negotiate for?
Why are you even asking me about this?
I thought she was the Inspector, but she isn't apparently
Had a small problem
Can I drop you at least today?
Not necessary I have the Office Vehicle
Office Vehicle?
Madhavi, I've wanted to ask you something Which Office do you work for?
- Gopal!! - Yes Madam
Give these files to the Dispatch section
Ok, Madam
Gopal! Why is she giving the files to you?
She is the new Health Inspector
Who else will she give the file to, but me?
"Buddy, you're in a big mess"
"Wake up, before you miss the bus"
Idiot!!! Won't you look where you are going?
- Madhavi - What is it?
Madam
Why don't you call me a Pest or a Cheat?
No! Please forget about all of that as a bad dream
Please take this cover it has 275 Rupees and 85 paise in it
Please take this and give me a week's time
Leave all this aside and focus on making your Hotel all right
And move your scooter out of the way, I have a lot of work to do
Say you will take the Notice back
Unless you find a way out for me, I can't leave way for you
I'll get your Hotel sealed some day to make good all this trouble you're causing
What? Will you seal my Hotel? Why don't you go ahead if you can?
That's not a mere Hotel, it's my Life
It's been there for generations
Lal Bahadur Shastri has had Coffee at our Hotel, did you know that?
It was my grandpa who served him Seal it if you have the guts
- What will you do if I seal it? - I'll die
Are you trying to scare me?
You are scared, aren't you? Cancel the notice then
Listen! I am not scared about you dying
No one paying to eat at your Hotel should die
Are you even running a Hotel?
Will any Hotel let a dog up to their Kitchen?
A Dog?
Madam! That's not a Dog He is my Google
He will fetch anything anyone throws and then give it to me
Let that be! What are you saying to me finally?
I had given you a 2 month time to set things right in your notice...
...but now because of your bad behavior, I've reduced it to 1 month
Get lost!
Don't worry
When God gives you a problem, He will also give you a way out of it
"Here comes the Jack of all trades"
"He has a solution to every problem"
"He is...He is..."
"He the Master Fibber"
Brother!!! How are you?
Hey! Why did you come here?
As though we don't have enough headaches already, you have also come along
I will act as a helmet to your head but I will never be your headache
They put you in Jail for 2 years in a case filed...
...for stealing from the Minister's House
How did you get out in 1 year? Did you escape from there?
I haven't progressed to the level of escaping from Jail
...but because of my decent behavior, they felt bad for me and sent me
Why did you come here?
Don't you normally roam around all over the place doing your fraudulent work?
- Why did you come here? - I have a thousand places to go to
But I have to sign at the Kumbakonam Police Station for a month
I didn't come here because I was drawn by affection for a sibling
You have the right over one half of this Hotel
But I have been working twice as hard on your behalf as well
I don't like it if anyone works hard
I have many ideas to be happy in life without working hard
I can share some tips if you need any
Take this
Qโ "w Guam!
- Brother - Keep quiet
- Why are you hiding? - I'll tell you why
He's taken close to two Iakhs from me for developing this business...
...he has neither given me the Principal nor interest so far
Why aren't you replying?
You just came here 2 days back and took the Gramophone...
...because there was nothing else available here
What do I do if you come back this quickly Brother Azhagesan?
- Oh!! Azhagesan!! - I am 'Interest' Azhagesan
When I was in Dubai...
Seenu used to call me and tell me lovely things about you
Seenu told me you were working in Bangalore
When did you go to Dubai?
Ya, when did you go?
Somehow Bangalore via Dubai
From now on, if you have anything to say about me, check with me first
I went to Dubai only to earn well and return the money borrowed from you
Do you have it in Indian Rupees or are they in Dirhams?
I have the money, Bro
Seenu, where is the money that was there in this bag?
How would I know? It's your bag only you would know
Now I remember
A person from Trichy called Dharmarajan was sitting next to me in the Flight
His bag looked just like this maybe he took my bag by mistake
- Have the bags got interchanged - Don't worry, bro
As a precautionary step, I've taken down his phone number
I only have my Dubai Phone Seenu give me your phone
I've a phone but you can't make a call I have not re-charged it
He's a miser!
I'll give you my phone, you can talk
Thanks, bro! You can take the Dirhams for this as well
0h yes!!!
Hello! Dharmarajan Sir
lam Raghu! The person who travelled next to you in the Flight
Nothing important, Sir Our bags have been interchanged
What? They haven't?
Sir, I am counting on that money to pay up the debts of a wonderful gentleman
Hello!
Bro! He insists that he didn't take the box
- You must question him - Yes! Give it to me
My dear Dharmarajan come and return the box
What Box? Which Box?
The Match Box!! Hey!!! Useless fellow!
Tell me where you are and I will come and get it myself
lam in Kumbakonam Where are you?
I am in Kumbakonam as well, at Masala Cafe
YES
If you are courageous Man and were born to one Man
- I dare you to come to Masala Cafe - You are talking about my father?!!!
Drive to Masala Cafe now!!!
- There are many better Hotels sir - I'll whack you! Do what I ask you to
Why should I do what you want me to?
You do what I ask you to you Fool, you Thief, you Rascal
...you Vagabond, you Dog!
You are talking without realizing who I am
I don't need to know who you are
But you can talk to me after knowing who I am
I am 'Interest' Azhagesan
You have the gall to talk to the Kumbakonam Police Inspector like this
lam on my way
Bro! Why is he saying he is Police Inspector?
0h my God!!!
I have dialed the wrong number by mistake
Oh my God!!! He is here!!!
You run away through the rear exit, don't switch on your phone
If you do, they'll trace you through GPRS
Don't go home, they'll come there with a warrant and catch you
Sir, this is that Masala Cafe
Even if you dialed the wrong number you are giving me the right ideas to escape
I have lent some money to the ARS lodge owners
- I will go and hide there - Goon
Who is 'Interest' Azhagesan here? Who is he?
Good morning, sir
What are you doing here?
This is our Hotel Sir Seenu, this is Inspector Dharmarajan
I have to go to his Station to sign everyday
Hey, aren't you 'Halwa' Seenu?
Aren't you 'Tamarind Sack' Raja?
Have you now started taking care of your dad's business...
...because you couldn't manage to study any further?
What about you, like you became a Police Inspector...
...because you passed the IPS Exam?
As though I don't know about you flunking each class thrice!
Anyway, when did you come to Kumbakonam?
Well! I've just been transferred who is this 'Interest' Azhagesan?
He came to eat at the Hotel
He said a silly guy would come here with a box filled with money
He just asked us to collect it and has gone to ARS Lodge
Seenu, I'll see you later Hey where is this ARS Lodge?
- It is close by - I'll see you
- Ok - If I get my hands on him!!!
Azhagesan won't trouble us for some time now
But you are here to trouble instead!!
If help comes free, you won't know its value
Who is this in our Hotel?
Come on
What kind of a person are you?
Can't you even see the Chillies spread on the ground?
I was looking at you, hence didn't notice what was on the ground
Well! Do you work in our Hotel?
Don't you recognize me?
I am Maya Grandpa Natrajan's grand daughter
lam Sorry Since I have not been in India
I don't have a track of what happened in the last two or three years
When I saw you earlier, you looked like a cut piece of Carrot
...but now you look like Katrina Kaif!!!
- Are you pulling my leg? - Not at all
Had I known you would be so beautiful
I would not have done that before leaving Dubai
What did you do?
You'll feel very bad if you know what that is
It's fine, tell me
Before leaving Dubai, I met a bland, uninteresting babe...
...and voluntarily went to her and told her that I loved her
I told her I love her Maya
Why should I feel bad for that?
Actually speaking, it is that girl who should feel bad
Actually, what I wanted to tell you is...
This is good enough for the first day
- What are you saying? - Yes, sir
The shop has burnt down don't know how
What happened?
The Raid happened just now, and now the shop has burnt down
God!!!
I was the one who planned the Raid
I was the one who asked for the shop to be burnt down
You?
The Income Tax Officials have given a clear stock of the items in the store
From that, I kept aside the Diamonds worth 10 Crores
...and asked for the Store to be burnt
I will claim the Insurance amount for everything including this
- It's a profit of 10 Crores - This is a risk
It's enough if I have these diamonds hidden till we get the Insurance money
- There is no risk - Be careful
Did you ask my brother to come?
- Eat this sweetie - Hey Inba
Yes Uncle
I have to discuss something important with you and you are playing with the Dog
Come here
Tell me, uncle
This is an antique Knife from the Chola period, very expensive
This has to be kept safely for some time
Don't stay here, stay at our Lodge in Trichy
- Fine Uncle - Hey, come here
Keep this phone with you
I will call you on this phone whenever I need to speak to you
Be careful
Bye sweetie
This guy is saying 'Bye' to the Dog Your brother in law seems like a big Fool
Fools are the ones who will not think, but will simply do what they are told
Greetings Madam
- Were you following me here? - Yes
Are you going to try to bribe me again?
I crossed that stage long back?
So have you become a reformed man?
No, I've spent even the little money I had
I came here to plead for some more time
If you stand here even for a minute...
...the one month's time I gave you will get reduced to one week
- Leave - Please
Get lost
- What happened? - She is shouting at me
Don't worry! I've an idea to solve your problem
- What is it? - I'll tell you
Where you have Anger, is where you will also have Affection
You couldn't tackle that lady Inspector with a Bribe...
...solve the problem through love that would be best
Ok, I don't have an objection to that
You don't have an objection? She is the one who should have an objection if any
He was right when he said those people running after other men's babes...
...will get wasted ones for their own selves
Who said this?
It's from a Power star film I watched it in Jail thrice
You seem to be learning something from each Jail
Do you know why they have built Jails? So that you do no wrong again
- Would you never learn that? - Do you think I don't know?
Have you watched 'Manidhan'?
Where does the Superstar come from in that?
From Jail...
Where does the Superstar go to in 'Sivaji'?
To Jail...
In 'Kurudhi Punal' Where do they put Nasser? Tell me
- Where do they put him? - Tell me, where do they put him?
Forget that
What is Sukanya's father's name in the Film 'Mahanadhi'?
Why are you asking me these unrelated questions now?
Do you get it now?
You asked me unrelated questions too It's easy to ask questions
Can't think of an answer for each question
If you haven't watched Mahanadhi, you just cannot answer this question
What, if in her bad luck, she doesn't like me?
Not a chance! It's an age old thing
The Good babes always fall for the not so good guys...
...and the not so good guys always get the good babes!
Hope you understand
Brother! What is the one best thing about you that can attract women?
There's quite a lot that I can say
Since you are asking me about one thing
A lot of people say my smile is like Suriya's
Do you smile like Suriya?!
That is more than enough, you can even entice a Mumbai heroine with that
I'll keep going, at one point, I'll sound the Horn
Then she'll turn around and look
At that point, you can attack her with your 'Suriya' smile
Ok? Are you ready?
Sound the Horn!
What is this? You said she will fall for it, but she turned her face away
Even I got a little scared with that smile of yours
You said you were going to smile like Suriya...
...but you smiled like Surulirajan
- Are you teasing me? - Thief!!!! Thief!!!!
He is running with the Handbag Stop the Bus
There he goes catch him
Stop the bus! Thief
Brother! God is knocking at your door
The 'Suriya' smile is not working out for your love jump in to action like Vijayakanth
Whatever it is, explain it clearly
What you need to do is, to dive in to the Bus...
...beat up the Thieves and then romantically go and hand over the bag to your babe
Your love will fall in place
Am I Jet Lee or Bruce Lee to do all that you just said?
Don't ask questions it is easy to ask questions
Catch the thief
Hey! Stop...Stop
Stop there
Heavy competition Go faster
Thief, catch him
- Go, catch him - Go!!!
He'll definitely catch him Madam He's a very strong man
Hey! My Cycle!
Where are you taking my cycle?
Hey Stop!!! You Thief!
I won't spare you Come on run, hurry up
Hey ! Who are you? What are you doing?
Would you do all this in public?
You are great!
Sister! lam sorry
What?! Sister?!
He knows Hypnosis and Kung Fu
He will come back with your bag for sure 100%
How will he come back with my bag? My bag is here
Why do you take two bags to office?
I brought just one bag and this is the one
Then why did you say the bag was missing?
That belongs to the speech impaired girl next to me
- She can't scream, can she? - Yes
That is why I raised my voice against injustice
The speech impaired girl cannot shout
Going forward, if you want to raise your voice against injustice, let me know first
Poor guy, wonder what happened to him?
Boss! Why are you panting like this?
We shouldn't let our enemy see our weakness
All of you hold your breath
- Don't go close to him all of a sudden - Why?
- He will have a blade in his mouth - Why is that? ls his mouth a Shaving Kit?
You don't seem to know a thing
He will have a blade in his mouth...
...and when you get close to him, he'll spew it on your face
What we need to do is this Get to him one by one
You hold his leg You hold his hand
You cover his eyes I'll take the Bag and run
Carry him!!!
Why are you carrying me when I am asking you to catch him?
What else would we do, when you ask us to catch our Boss?
What! Is he your Boss?
I've been noticing you right from the beginning
You've been advancing like a Cyclone
Oh so, all of you belong to one group, I see
Yes, for how long should we get beat up by strangers!
That is why we formed a team amongst ourselves
Why did you come in unnecessarily?
This is not fair at all
If you guys keep changing plans like Mobile Phone companies, what do we do?
We work hard, come up with ideas to better our profession...
...and you want to get us caught with the Police
There's nothing like that Please get me down
Why did you chase us then?
This bag belongs to a person I know
You will get a thousand bags like this, but only if I return this bag...
...will I get the lone Love of my life
Only a youngster can understand the feelings of another!!
- Please - Hey!
- Is she your lover? - Yes
She has a mere 216 Rupees inside...
...and of that, a ten rupee note is not even valid
How will this do for all the running around we've done?
That won't do for sure won't do
That is why you need to tell us how much you have?
Didn't you guess what my background is...
...when you saw me chase all of you around Kumbakonam single handedly?
The Inspector of this area is my friend
- Can you get up a little? - I can't, Doctor!
- Just give it a try - I can't, Doctor
Give it a try
Sir! Take your hands off please
An important man is telling you this, won't you listen to him?
Brother, your back looks badly damaged! What happened actually?
They made me lie like a Tadpole when a man came running...
...and jumped on to the middle of my back
My back got with bended
You should have told them that the Inspector here is your friend
I told them
The men who were merely talking to me till then...
...started hitting me up after I told them this
Doctor, she is the lady I told you about
O KflY
I think he is hurt all over He screams in pain when touched
We need to make arrangements for a Scan, X ray, ECG
Endoscopy, Blood test, Urine test, Culture test immediately
it will cost around 32,500 rupees in all
Pay up 20,000 Rupees as an advance, right away
Why are you telling me all this?
Only people concerned have to take responsibility and pay
What do you mean by that?
Doctor, one minute
Dad is unwell suddenly
Who is this?
What did you tell him about me?
I only have foreign currencies, foreign dollars
They will not accept my Credit Cards in this Hospital
Not just that, you are someone who helps even a speech impaired girl
Seenu can sing well, shout and scream as well
Won't you help him?
Look here, he just happened to be someone known
I felt sorry for him and came along in the scooter
I don't even have ten paisa with me, I am leaving
She helps an unknown speech impaired girl
But she doesn't want to help you
The state of your love seems to be worse than your back
Can you just shut up and come along quietly?
Anyway, you went there for your treatment, but didn't get any
What are you going to do?
I had to stand head over heels...
...to set aside 600 Rupees for the Electricity charges
Those thieves stole even that from me
The Electricity Board guys will anyway disconnect the connection tomorrow
But this Doctor wants to pull the plugs right away
- I'll be fine with an oil rub - Fine, let's go
You get caught in all these unnecessary things
Whose bag is this?
This is your Girl's?
She must have left it behind while coming here
We'll return it on our way back
Sit d0Wn
Go slow
Hey, StOP
You beggar, have the audacity to stop the vehicle and ask us for alms
You are a beggar but you speak disrespectfully
It's me!!!
Brother Azhagesan lsityou?
Don't take my name Someone might hear you
Are you hassled aboutanylosses?
It's been ages since I slept peacefully
The Inspector seems to be a furious man
He is on the look out for me as though I am a terrorist
This Costume is to hood wink him
You look like a real beggar in this outfit
You look so good, make sure you ward off the evil eye
You've made me run for my life and here you are making fun of me!!!
It has been four days since I saw my wife
Irrespective of whether there are Policemen in front of the Police Station
...they are there in front of my house all the time
- Let that be, where is my money? - I'll give it to you in another week
Bro, this is not mine it is someone else's
Why does a woman need a purse who does not have 10 paise?
There's a ten thousand in this, will do for now
I will take the balance later, take it
Damnl!
As it is our rapport isn't great and now, I have lost her money
What do I do, if she wants her money back?
Even though she had money in her purse, she denied having it
We'll deny having the purse itself, that is all
She is stuck at the bus stop
How long should I stand here asking you, give me your ticket?
My bag...l've misplaced it
If we stand here, we'll be caught So, let's leave quietly
Hello?
- She is calling us - Don't turn around, look ahead
Give me my bag and leave
I can't hear what you are saying We don't have your bag
"Tiruchirapalli Bus Stand"
Hey, take the card
Forget about taking the card, you take out the money first
It's only money, I'll give it to you as soon as I win
Won't you give us the money if you lose? Put in the money first
What are you doing? Learning dance?
Are you trying to pull my leg?
Brother, give me 500 Rupees right away
I will withdraw it from the bank tomorrow and return it
Which bank will you withdraw it from?
Iam struggling with no money to spare for my treatment
This whole world is only about money, damn
Who has kept the money here?
Some miser has left just 200 Rupees he could have left another 300 for me
Why did he go without taking the money?
Did you keep the money there?
YES
I felt bad seeing your face when Seenu was shouting at you
- That is why I kept the money there - Thanks...that's fine
You could have given the money in my hands
Why these bad games?
I had my doubts, if you would take money from me
Don't ever have that doubt in your life
I will take money from anybody, okay?
How did you get all this money?
I stole this from grandpa's piggy bank
You stole it?
It's okay
lam going to invest this money in a Business
Since you have invested in this, you are my Partner, thank you
I like this deal of calling me a Partner
Do you only like the deal or?
Come on, you ask for too much
This will do for our second meeting
Did you call me Boss?
I'll have to treat this violently Bring the Pounding Stone from inside
- I'll try rolling it on my back - Yes, boss
Where is my bag?
Is your bag missing?
My back has gone and your bag has gone too?
Is this a joke?
My bag hasn't gone anywhere You are the one who has stolen it
I have not taken your bag, that is a promise
What is this?
Sorry
I got a little emotional when you accused a hardworking person like me
Don't feel bad
They say good things happen when vermilion gets spilt
Only good things will happen to you henceforth
A good thing has happened
Silly dog, normally he only fetches what other people throw
This time he has brought back what I threw out and torturing me
Where is the money that was in this?
There was a mistake that happened
Just keep the bag for now I'll return the money soon
I don't a bag that has been bitten by a dog
I want a new bag tomorrow
I need my money returned in a week
Else, I will close down not just the Hotel, but you as well
What is it sir? Why are you staring at Masala Cafe like that?
It's a wonderful property on Raja Veedhi
They are running a terrible Hotel there
If only I got that property
I would build a Textile Shop, Jewellery Store, and Theatre
And come up with a big Shopping Complex there
Why don't you do that?
That place is not even worth 25 Lakhs
I was willing to give them 2 Crores and they are refusing to give it away
What will you give me if I get this deal done for you?
25 percent, that is 50 Lakhs
Consider it done
Hello, tell me Uncle
- Where are you? - I am in the Room
- ls the Knife safe? - It's safe
How many times will you ask me this?
Come on
Boys, this is no ordinary Tea This is my party
Why are you giving us just Tea, ask for some Biscuits
This Tea is good enough for the 350 Rupees I won
- Give it back, let me cancel it - All right
lam not coming to the party You go ahead
You want biscuits?
Hey, your girl is going by
Master, give only this guy some Biscuits
I'll be back
Don't make a fuss Everyone is coming
- Why don't you come too? - Excuse me
Please understand lam telling you I can't come
Here is the 500 Rupees you gave me
- You've returned it quickly - It's the good luck you brought
I got a good profit in the Business, that's why I've returned the money
- I'll get going, bye - Okay, bye
Bye, madam
She seems to be a decent friend, very understanding
Friends need to be this way My friends are like that as well
Well! Since our business has done well, lam thinking of buying you a good gift
- Tell me what you'd like - I don't want anything
Your words say no, but your face seems to say 'buy me a gift, quick'
No, I have the College Farewell party coming up
My friends are asking me to come
If I need to go that Party, I need some modern clothes
That will cost a lot, that's why I told them I won't come
What do you mean by modern clothes a pair of Jeans and a T-shirt
That can be my gift to you
Just clothes won't do I would need cosmetics as well
Cosmetics only mean a lip stick, an eye pencil and a nail polish, isn't it?
When I can buy you a pair of Jeans, can I not buy this foryou?
There's more
What you should do, is make one big list
The list iS ready!!!!
What are you looking at? Can't you buy it?
I can but can't without knowing that
What is that?
Your size
Are you kidding?
You shouldn't ask a girl her age, but you can ask about her size
How will I buy this without that?
I'll tell the Shopkeeper that
You can tell an unknown shopkeeper, can't you tell me?
Fine, give me your hand
I asked you for your foot size, but you've written some other size
What is this?
A girls needs so many things to be happy
Boys need just a glass full of booze
How is this?
This?
RS 1800?
This has been made out of a dead cow's skin
Don't buy this
Isn't this bag good?
It's nice
Nice, you look nice and the bag looks nice too only when seen individually
When you carry the bag, the bag overtakes your beauty a little bit
You are saying No to everything What really is your problem?
I don't mind telling you I could garner only a 1000 Rupees
You can pick any expensive bag within this budget, please
Who is this? Filling my Shop up with so much smoke on the first day
- Son-in-law - Uncle, it's you?
I was worried you may not come to the store on the first day
Why are you dressed like this? I can't identify you
Can't you identify me?! That's a long story
Look at this Bag This will suit you well
But this won't suit your budget
It's 1130 Rupees
I may not have the money to build a palace
But I am a Hotel Ownertoo Won't I do this fora girl?
There's nothing wrong in spending a few rupees more for people you like
Are you okay with this?
- Greetings, brother - Greetings
Why don't you drop by our Hotel and ward of the evil eye over there?
Please make the Bill for this
- Take this, 1200 Rupees - Give me that
Brother Azhagesan, is that you? ls this a new Costume?
Why won't you ask me this question?
Both of you have made me get more costume changes than Kamal Hassan in 'Dasavatharam'
From an angle you look just like the dark Kamal Hassan
Please return that money
Hey! lam already irritated, let me go
Oh my God, police
That's just an Ambulance
All sounds seem the same to me now
What will I say to her now?
Excuse me, Madam Please read this
'Madam, can you also steal the Maroon colored Hand Bag'
'...kept near the Cashier, please'
Do you want that bag? Can't you ask for something a little more expensive?
What taste you have? It's horrible
ls that you? Haven't you given up on Stealing yet?
You came here for your love, I have come here for mine
Fine, you go abd wait up at the river bank The hand bag will reach you in half an hour
Do you need any Rose powder or Lip stick or pins?
- Tell me quick - Get lost
What happened?
Please wait for 5 minutes
Will anyone deliver a Hand Bag? And that too to the river bank
Can't he hurry up?
Fine, who is that girl you were having a close conversation with at the Shop?
Is she your girl friend?
- That's neither a girl nor a friend - Who else is she your lover?
No, if I were to tell you the truth
The truth is he thinks of everyone but you, as his sister
Because he is really in love with you
Why did you get me caught like this?
You are such a Dunce!!
When a girl gets jealous of another girl, that means she is already in love
What you need to do is talk sweetly...
...and nullify that 10,000 Rupees we owe her is that fine?
Madam, be careful with your bag There are a lot of thieves in town
I'll take leave see you!
Don't be shy
I thought of telling you this myself but he got hasty
I am sorry
If I have to wait till you tell me, I will get old
Instead of saying sorry to me, say 'Thank you' to your brother
That would mean?
You are really what others say you are a dunce
But I like you being that
"My love of my life, you're a very cute girl"
"Remember, you and I are a single being in every sense"
"The more I say it, I want to say more The more I take it, it seems to grow"
"You're a beauty to say the least, A young girl, a naughty girl very cute girl"
"Say you love me"
"Do something woman, Hug me kiss me"
"Hold hands with me till the end of time, forever"
"Darling let's stick together"
"Love creeps in and rests softly, even as I protest"
"Love puts words within me, making me talk at its behest"
"And when I want to speak, Love kills me, rendering me speechless"
"Oh Love!"
"What delusions are you making me feel?"
"ln your little smiles, many messages I can see"
"Your colorful looks have stolen my heart from me"
"Oh Love!"
"Oh Love I feel helpless in your power"
"My heart seems to be woven fully with flowers"
"Love love is pleasurable pain"
"ln it the sense of your approach I gain"
"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"
"Angelina! My love can I talk to you fondly?"
"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"
"Angelina! My love can I talk to you fondly?"
"Like the lines on my palm, you live with me"
"Angelina...my love"
"Can I Can I Can I love you baby?"
"Sari clad women are the best beauties"
"To celebrate our love, today's the best day"
"l've said my bit, now the rest is for you to say"
"Let's sit under the moonlight"
"Let's touch 'shadow-less' places tonight"
"Equal halves you and me Let's exchange kisses continuously"
"Let's be drenched in the mist till dawn"
"Touching little feather light touches, your fragrance passes my way"
"Panting with half breaths, my breathing yearns away"
"Even in the afternoon heat like a flower nation you stay"
"ln your Dupatta, you have tied me tight"
"When I sleep, in my eyes, you flutter around at night"
"Blowing away the dust that settles in my eyelids, you give me life"
"Both sides of my road are filled with flower filled trees"
"ln those flowers it is your fragrance I smell gently"
"Wherever your shadow falls Woman"
"ls where earth is touched by Heaven"
"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"
"Angelina! My love Can I talk to you fondly?"
"What stays with me even when you leave the room?"
"Angelina is your fragrance"
"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"
"Angelina! My love Can I talk to you fondly?"
"Angelina! My breath My heart is yours"
"Angelina! My love My love My love"
"My love of my life, you're a very cute girl"
"Remember, you and I are a single being in every sense"
"The more I say it, I want to say more The more I take it, it seems to grow"
"You're a beauty to say the least, A young girl, a naughty girl very cute girl"
"Darling...let's stick together"
- Hello - Hello?
Who is this?
Why do you need to know all my details, as though you want to marry me?
It's 2000 Rupees for an hour
If you're fine, send me a sms about where I need to come
Who is she?
"This pleasure filled world belongs to me"
"Let's have fun...let's have fun"
"This pleasure filled world belongs to me"
Which song was that?
"Let's have fun...let's have fun"
I searched for her everywhere I didn't get any detail about her
Why are you feeling so bad? The Knife is safe
It's surprising that you've closed the Hotel down today
Grandpa is unwell, that's why
Why should you run this Hotel with all this trouble?
The Clothes Store Man is willing to give you 10 Lakhs more than the market rate
Why don't you sell it?
There's not a chance for that to happen
I don't have the smallest idea of selling this Hotel
Seenu, grandpa is refusing to eat his medicines
I'll be back
This wasted Hotel is getting such a good offer
- Why don't you just give it away? - How much ever I need to toil for that
I believe I can bring back the Hotel to the grandeur...
...that was there at my dad and grand dad's times
You can come here as a Friend at any point
But don't ever come here as a Broker
We've bought a Tonic for 210 Rupees
You aren't drinking that but are drinking this instead
His sister's 'Kandan Thippili Rasam' (Tamil) will do for me
What does this 'Kandan Thippili Rasam' do?
That will drive away a Fever like this
Don't fib grandpa, will you get well because of this Rasam?
Why won't it go?
Tamilians are used to delicious food that can also be medicinal
'Perandai Thogaiyal' (Tamil) helps with digestive problems
We have 'Kurakaan Kali' (Tamil) to strengthen your body
'Mudakkathan Keerai' (Tamil) to strengthen your bones
'ldichakkai Thuvaran' (Tamil) to get rid of nerve force problems
Why don't you make these things anymore?
How do we do that?
You guys are more interested in Pizzas and Burghers, Noodles and other Fast Food
You also fall sick fast and kick the bucket fast as well
Why don't we serve these unique dishes grandpa was talking about at our Hotel?
We can barely sell our regular menu
How do we manage these traditional dishes
- is this even possible? - Why is not possible?
If you want to be hugely successful, you have to try something new
Grandpa is talking about food made at his times, what is new in this?
When they remake the old movie 'Billa' doesn't it run to packed houses?
When the Americans and the Chinese can sell their food here
We can serve our Traditional food at Masala Cafe
- What do you say, bro? - There is nothing more to lose
We might as well give this a shot
If we were to lose because we tried something good...
...that would also make you content and happy in a way
O KflY
YES
Fry Asafoetida and grind it with cumin seeds
Fine
You need to make a fine paste with Dhal, Mustard and other items
50 grams of Dhal for 1 Kilo of Rice and 8 litres of milk
You should mix the greens with rice flour and fry it in oil
- You rock grandpa - Customer has come
Take care of the Customer
'ldichakkai Thuvaran, Kandan Thippili Rasam Mudakkathan Dosa, Padhir Peni'
What is all this? Sounds like names of Places
These are traditional food items
lt is ages since I ate the kind of food my mother made
We don't need all this I will have some Pooris
If you taste those items then know the value of these foods
You take my order
Very nice
Everything was good, bring us one more of every dish that was served
It's quite a surprise that we get this traditional food even today
- Here take this - Why sir?
Keep this as tips The Food was superb
Why are you crying?
I've got a Tip of twenty rupees for the first time in my life
I told you that kids of today will like food from our times
The Food is great, no doubt, but we need people to eat it!
I'll do one thing, what if I can get my College students to come?
Hey, that's a great idea
If something has to become a hit in today's times
The soup boys and the fair skinned girls will have to like it
You call them over
I can get them here for a College Farewell party but there is a small problem in that
What is the problem?
If it's a College Party, just food won't do
lt has to be a whole load of fun with music and dance and all of that
Boss, I can sing well
Who you?
I joined here to earn money and wanted to go to Chennai to become a Singer
But you've never given me salary That's why I settled down here
Who's speaking about salaries now? If you want to sing, go ahead
But if I need to sing, I need mikes and speakers and a lot of other things
You've told me this Consider it done!
Do you have 2 VJ players in there?
- Yes - Go
1 DJ Mixer What about the Mike?
- It's here - Okay, go ahead
- Do you have the wires? - Yes, they are here
- Hey, what is that? - That's a Battery fan
The Battery fan is not in the list
I can't sleep with all the mosquitoes, I need this
Fine go ahead
Hey, isn't it wrong to do all this?
I know, but this will be the last wrong doing of my Life
Let's improve the Hotel with this and I'll marry Maya and settle down in life
I'd like her to believe that I am a nice guy
Don't ever blabber about me coming out of Jail
- Why am I going to blabber? - You will not blabber
But you might just tell her by mistake?
We have brought in all the call girls in this area
How many of you are here, you never told us that
Just one person
- It might take a long time then? - No, just five minutes
What, just five minutes?
I was the one who stole the cell phone, but it is not with me now
- Let me go - Where is my commission?
Do I have to give you my commission only as cash?
Don't try these tricks with me
Give me the phone What's this new phone?
I'll send you 4 Customers for free tomorrow, enjoy
Where is he now?
Hello? It's the other phone
- Hello...? - ls this Malaikottai Shankar?
Yes, what do you want?
I want the phone you have taken from Saroja
lam talking to you on that phone
That phone has got a lot of important numbers
I will give you all the money you want Where can I collect the phone from?
I'll talk to you later
"Dear Buddies and Jolly Fellows"
"This Party is sponsored by association of address less advisors"
"Hey guys, is it true? And then is it wrong?"
"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"
"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"
"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"
"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"
"Repeat, you're finished Delete...Repeat"
"You're done, you're finished Delete...Repeat...Repeat"
"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"
"Life is Masala so enjoy it, fellow"
"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"
"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"
"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"
"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"
"A sweet without sugar should be in the Trash"
"A bus without babes is not a good enough back up"
"There's no joy without fun and dance"
"There will be no troubles"
"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"
"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"
"Life is full of ups and downs And it's turned around"
"Now it's our turn to have some fun"
"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"
"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"
"Oh boring fellow, has your luck turned?"
"Oh my...0h my you're an empty box"
"lf you have money, you can take a taxi"
"lf you don't, then your legs are your taxi, buddy"
"When you stand at the cross roads of your Iife"
"Keep running buddy, that's what is safe"
"Life is full of ups and downs And it's turned around"
"Now it's our turn to have some fun"
"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"
"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"
"Oh boring fellow, has your luck turned?"
"Oh my...0h my you're an empty box"
"We'll scream at 10 people We'll give them a shelling"
"We'll sing a boring song We'll sock them if we want"
"0melets and Bread, Evenings will have special Tea"
"lf it's not available, so what? Let's party"
"On one side he has his wife and on one side-"
"lf he can balance both, then he's the dude, buddy"
"Super sister"
"We can make soup out of lamb and chicken"
"Will he make a soup out of missed calls?"
Seenu, Grandpa is unwell
lam leaving to my hometown immediately
- What happened? - Nothing, I'll back in 2 days
"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"
"You tall fellow, you're a kiddo"
"Oh boring fellow, you are useless"
"You tall fellow"
There's no place to stand inside
"Repeat, you're finished"
Hey Raghu, what are you doing here all of us are working hard?
Your cooking is delicious
For someone who has been eating jail food so every other food will taste good for you
What did you say just now? Tell me
What did you say?
- Food - No, before that
"Life is Masala so enjoy it fellow"
Jail food-
Raghu...Raghu?
Raghu, left in a huff He is angry
Hey Seenu, he is the person I told you about
I have something important to do I have to go
Seenu, he is willing to give you a good rate
If you're going to talk about this again, don't ever come back to my Hotel
What is this? You have promised to finish the deal
Raghu...?
Hello...?
Come over to my hometown immediately
What happened?
Grandpa's worried that something will happen to him
They've decided to get me married to my Uncle
The wedding is fixed for Wednesday
lam unable to get out of the House Come and take me right away
I believe you have women from all the States
Andhra, Kerala, Nepal, women from all these places
- What does your Boss want? - He wants you
Your Boss may be that variety, but I am not
What are you saying?
The phone was with me when you spoke to me, but it's not with me now
Stop the Vehicle
What's up Shankar, it's you?
Have they transferred you to this place, bro?
Have you shifted your work from Trichy to Kumbakonam?
The Customer has asked me to come here
I'll take leave
What do you mean by that? Take care of me
lam just starting out on work, I'll take care of you on my way back
Let this phone be with me till then
- What is this bro? - Get lost
- Drive to Kumbakonam now - What do we do with him?
Sir, my profession is not how it used to be before
Take me with you I will be loyal to you
You should give me the money without cheating me
Pachai Perumal is a man of his word
It's 10 What are your stakes?
- Anything! - 1000 Rupees?
I don't have the cash, is a phone okay?
A phone fora phone
What are you looking at? It's a phone I got for free
ln...out
The phone is mine
Are you gambling?
No sir, greet you
I came here to sign the Register
He was the one who pulled me in because they were short of one person
- Take action against him - Sir...no
He was the one who pulled me in to this
Hey Pachai Perumal, which case did he go to jail for?
He was caught stealing money from the Ex Minister's house
...he was trying to make good his losses from gambling
The boy is crazy about gambling
I've signed the Register, sir I'll see you tomorrow
Hey,Raghu
lam not in town for two days, take care of the Hotel till I come back
Take your hand off me, I can't do that
Why? I am asking you?
How many times did I tell you not to tell her anything about me?
- Why did you get me caught? - When did I tell her?
How would she know, if you didn't tell her?
If she knows I am someone who has come out on Parole, how will I face her?
Look here, I never told her anything
She is right there, if you want you can ask her yourself
So, you are here still?
I thought you would have gone to Dubai in a huff
This is such a small town, all of 4 streets and 40 temples
Do you think someone else has to carry tales about you for me to know...
...that you go to the Police station to sign everyday?
You are going to ask me to mend my ways or forget about you
Say that and leave
It's up to you to mend your ways
But don't you think you can escape from me and forget about me
That won't work with me You better know that
Girls these days prefer unruly young men who lie to them...
...instead of good boys studying computer science
I like the road side 'Masala Vada' to Sandwiches, Pizzas or Burghers
That's my taste
You've got good taste
I like 'Masala Vada' too
People who see me will immediately think of me as a nice guy
I have a face like that
But how did you figure out that I was a Fraud?
Women have more techniques to detect a lie than even the Policemen do
lam sorry, brother I misunderstood you
- But why are you going out of town? - Madhavi has some problem
Do you see that dark Policeman there, he's the one
You don't worry Sir is there
Don't worry about it I'll inform the Police Station there
They will take care of it
It's a family affair, why bring the Police in to this
I'll take care of it myself
It's not safe to go there by yourself, I'll come with you
lfyou come along, who will take care of the Hotel?
You stay here I will go by myself
Yes Raghu, you stay back, that is best for all of us
I'll see you
With this condition of yours, you can't even carry a bag of rice
Where are you going to be able to run away with a girl?
Not just that, we don't know the kind of problems you might face there
Take these three people with you These boys will be of help
They may look very ordinary
Each of them has 10-15 police cases filed on them
Should I whack him and grab the Cell phone from him?
He's a Policeman and this is a Police Station
We need to wait before we get it
Don't you worry I'll take care of the Hotel
- Bye - Bye
- Is this the place? - This is the one
What are you doing?
Wherever we go to kidnap a girl...
...before we get on with the job, we pay respect to the soil there
The girl will come if you call her, won't she?
She was the one who called me and asked me to come here
You keep the girl under your control we'll keep the place in control
God! Who have I come with!!!
Elections on one side and the wedding on the other, the Groom is very busy
Hang on Everyone is gathered here Let's think about what to do
Why are you blocking the passage, leave way please
You look new, who are you?
- The Groom - What?
- Have you come to see the Teacher? - What? ls the groom a Teacher?
- Yes, he is a Teacher - Where can we see him now?
He will be at Gandhi Grounds now
I was worried that I forgot to carry weapons here
- But, God is on your side - How is that?
Didn't you notice, he said the Groom was a Teacher?
What about that?
Only three sets of people are the nicest and the most peaceful...
...people who don't hit back even if you hit them
The first one the Priest at the Ganesh temple
The second, the Old Clothes Man who gives Plastic Buckets in return for Old clothes
The third - The School Teacher
Should we go to Gandhi Grounds and take care of our work
'Gandhi Grounds'
They call it a ground, but it looks like a cowshed
lt looks like an old school
Hello! We want to see the Teacher
Which Teacher?
How many Teachers do you have in town?
The One who is going to get married that Teacher!
Teacher
They have come here to see the Senior Teacher
I think the guy lying on the shoulders is the Groom
- Teacher - What is it?
- They want to see the Senior Teacher - Comeon
A Teacher who is senior even to this guy, wonder how he would be
Teacher
Am I riding a cycle, for me to jam brakes as soon as you call me?
Iam fighting, one small miss and the spare parts will go missing
Why did you call out for me as though you were going to die in the next ten minutes?
They've come to see you
Even people coming in groups have fled in fear, you have come alone
What is it, bro?
Alone?!!
My name is Seenu
You could be Seenu or some boring Scene for all I care
This is not all that comical!!!
- What have you come here for? - Madhavi
Mad havi?
Madhavi's
Mad havi's?
Iam Madhavi's friend
Teacher, he looks like someone who has come to cause trouble at the wedding
Does he look like someone who is here to cause trouble?
He looks like an errand boy for the wedding
Brother! My hands are stained with blood
Let me clean it first
Vettupuli keeps a real sword with him but gives all of us toy swords
Look at the number of wounds we have to bear for that pitiful money he gives us
What a sad life this is?
As usual, one of you would have had some horrible things to say about me
I will give 500 Rupees to the man who identifies that person
I will tell you who he is
You are the one who has said horrible things about me?
If we let this chameleon out, he will divulge all our secrets and embarrass us
Take him to a deserted place and finish him
- Fine Teacher!!! - Well wrestlers
Take your share of money based on how hurt you are
Make sure you come back tomorrow We have another fight tomorrow!
If you came to attend the wedding, why did you come here instead of going home?
Iam someone who is going to marry his friend
He must have come to check out the Groom and see how our match is
- Am I right? - Yes sir
Tell me then how am I?
Come on tell me! How is our match?
Your combination is as brilliant as 'Chakarai Pongal' and 'Vada Curry'
What combination is this?
Why, won't you eat it, if it were served?
This is a new combination suggested by a Hotelier
Am sure it will be good
Am I right?
What are you looking at Hotelier?
Members from our family have been the Chairman for Generations
lam standing for Elections this time, my symbol is a 'pot of fire'
Stop the Vehicle
Teacher! We've been conned!!
All the women in town have gone to your Uncle's fields
Even my Aunt won't respond to him, how did these women go?
Apparently, there is milk flowing from the pipes there
What, milk flowing from the pipes in his fields?
It is difficult for air to come through those pipes, how will Milk come?
- Leave way for me - I will go first
N0, I Will
Peace!!! Keep Quiet Listen to me Ladies, keep quiet
We have milk for everyone
You have seen cows give milk...
...you have seen milk coming out of the barks of trees
...but have you ever seen milk come out of Pipes?
You couldn't have seen it
God Vishnu came in my dreams yesterday and told me
That he has given a direct connection from the milky way
If you make me the Panchayat leader...
I will make arrangements to fill up my fields and wells with milk
- Will you vote for me? - We will!!!
Our vote is for you!!!
Our vote is for the 'Watering Can'
How does he have milk coming from the pipes?
- How is this possible Teacher? - I'll whack you!!
You ask me the same question in return!!!
How is it possible?
Iam thinking about the same thing, am not getting it
- What are you not getting the milk? - No, the reason
Why are you even thinking for this?
They would have mixed milk powder in the water tank
0h yes!!!!
Why are you laughing? You don't even know what the Hotelier knows
Wonder how you were a Bodyguard to important people
And in this state of affairs you recommend other people
Our vote is for the 'Watering Can'
They are bringing him like this were his funeral processioni!
Your vote is for the 'Watering Can'
Hey, nephew, why are you on the streets?
I have to be on the Streets if I am going to travel in a Jeep
I can't cut through houses, can I?
I can sense the fear of failure in your talk
Isn't my daughter a girl you could marry?
Tell me you will cut your links with Madhavi and marry her
I will withdraw from the Elections
How can you consider her a girl?
She looks like dice dressed in a woman's attire
Look here
lam standing for elections only with the sole purpose...
...0f wanting you to marry my daughter
This is a post you have been winning for generations
If you agree, I will step aside
I cannot be subdued just because you step aside
You can laugh to your heart's content Let me see how this wedding happens
You can wait and watch I will win these elections
I will marry Madhavi as well
If not, I will take out my moustache completely
I'll punch you
G0 away
Let me see how the wedding happens
I can't see your face beyond three minutes! Go away
What do we do?
- I have an idea, can I tell you? - What is the idea?
How many women are there in your town?
The elections will be over before I count them all! ls this the idea?
Do you have more women voters or male voters?
More male voters
That would mean you've won the Elections
My dear people He is merely getting milk in the pipes
But in my pipes, as a sign of our Valour, and by the grace of our God...
...we are getting an unending supply of Arrack! G0 on Drink it
Don't fight! Go slow It's a 24 hours service
The specialty of our drink is that you don't have to add water or soda to it
It comes in just the right mix
We'll give you a packet of pickle with it! Enjoy your drink
My dear people If you vote for me and make me win
I will supply this not just from one pump, but from all the pumps I own in town
Think about it
ls it going to be this Basha or that Antony?
Is it going to be Vettupuli or that dead Rat?
Is it going to be Milk or Arrack?
We want Arrack!!!!
We want Arrack!!!!
We want Arrack!!!!
Three more days to go for the wedding
but the whole town is here already for the free food
Thimingalam
Move those sacks of cotton seed from our Godown to the Farmhouse
Will do, Teacher
You move those sacks from the Farmhouse to the Coconut grove
You move those from the Coconut grove back to our Godown
LGHVG
Instead of doing this, you can let the sacks be in the Godown
I can, but I don't know what work to get out of them for the Salary I pay them
You come on in, Hotelier
Come Vettupuli
My dear grandpa
Take this
You keep this chain
I don't want it Grandpa you look like the Gardener without this chain
You wear it
Don't I have to reward you for defeating Maruthamuthu with that Arrack idea?
Oh! Forthat
If you have to reward someone for that, you will have to give it to him
Are you wondering who he is?
He is Madhavi's friend, he has come here for the wedding
This is the grand lineage I belong to
I've never lost in anything so far
By upholding my name, you have become one of us
Bring this young man to eat
Yes, go ahead
Isn't this the picture that comes in a Match box advertisement?
YES
The man you see there he is my Great Grandpa Vettupuli
Because we come from a valorous lineage, we only drink Tiger's milk
One day, he mistook this for a female tiger and tried to milk it
It got irritated and tried to attack him
He took the Sickle and killed it We have that as a picture
They wanted the picture for the Advertisement...
...and we gave it to them free of cost
Oh I see!
What is this then?
The Tiger's wife, the Tigress came back seeking revenge
Grandpa did not want to raise his hands on a female...
...hence told his wife to beat it up
There is a song about this, I will sing it to you later
This hardly seems believable
Even I didn't believe it initially
But my grandpa said he would give me food only if I believed this
- Do you want to eator? - I believe this! It's true
Let's go
Hey! Look, who is with me
Even before coming to meet you...
...he came to see me as soon as he arrived
He wanted to check out who you were going to marry
He's been praising our match from the time he has seen me
At one point he says we look like Aishwarya and Abhishek Bachhan
At another he says we look like Suriya and Jothika
At another he says we look like Sundar C and Khushboo
- He has been going on this way - Oh!
And he says we can have our honeymoon in Kumbakonam
Why don't you ask him why?
- Why? - Tell her
Why are you blinking like an Auto driver caught by the Inspector?
It's the food He has over stuffed his mouth
He says Kumbakonam has many temples...
...and he has also said we can stay there and eat at his Hotel
Kumbakonam is not a cool place
Would you join us for a drink if it were a cool place?
Why are you interfering in all this? Focus on the food
I didn't say anything He is saying all this on his own
I told you to come here and rescue me, but you are busy feasting with my Uncle
You never told me that the person you are marrying is a big rowdy
What would you have done if I told you? Would you have not come at all?
I would have but would have been a little prepared
I'll sit down and come up with some good idea even now
You don't have to come up with anything
I will get out of the house at 12 at night
You wait near the car at the entrance we'll run away
Madhavi, we have a car why should we run?
"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"
"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"
"Shall I describe your eyes? Shall I describe your cheeks?"
"Shall I describe your shyness? My love"
"Shall I describe your eyes? Shall I describe your cheeks?"
"Shall I describe your shyness? My love"
"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"
"Like the Basil plant which gets wet in the drizzle"
"Shall I describe the fragrance of your flowing hair?"
"Tell me...Tell me"
"My thoughts are like little rain drops inside me"
"Like the fragrance of a million flowers"
"Shall I describe the whiteness of your neck?"
"Shall I describe the movement of youth fulness?"
"When I see the rising and falling caused by your breath"
"My loven
"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"
"Shall I describe the beauty of your hips?"
"The way they bend and curl like a bamboo basket"
"Tell me...Tell me"
"You crept into my heart like a shadow"
"Shall I describe the beauty of the way you talk, biting your lips"
"Placing mine on yours?"
"Hey like the Apple tree swaying in the breeze?"
"Shall I describe the measure of the swaying"
"My loven
"How can I tell you about yourself Girl?"
"Shall I describe your eyes? Shall I describe your cheeks?"
"Shall I describe your shyness? My love"
It's your turn, go ahead and play
How long will you take to drop a card?
What are you doing here?
- Where is Seenu? - Seenu sent us back sir
What are you doing here at this time Sir?
I was on my rounds I saw the lights on, hence came in
- What are the stakes? - It's time to close shop
Maya is clearing out everything We are playing for a few bucks
If your stakes were for 500 or 1000, we could wind up early
Deal the cards for me as well
Raghu, I've cleared everything, it's getting late, let's go
I've won 20,000 Rupees He seems to be getting bad cards
I've been very lucky Wait up a little longer
Please, you're a good girl
Even the Ghosts would have gone back home at this time
What are you doing here now?
I wasn't sleepy that's why What are you doing here?
I've got information that they are going to kidnap Madhavi
What? Are they going to kidnap Madhavi at 12?
I only said they were going to kidnap Madhavi, I never said 12
Well...
You got tense with just hearing this I even know who is going to kidnap her
Not me...Madhavi...Car...12
lam calm even though I am the one who is going to marry her
You are merely here to attend the wedding Why are you getting tense?
The guy who is going to kidnap her is no big thug
He's that worthless, match stick of a guy - Maruthamuthu
Thank God!!!
Maruthamuthu's men have encircled the house
They are our people
They're doing a bad job of hiding themselves
Move in
Why are you guys hiding here with the main gate left open?
That is when the Fool...
...Maruthamuthu will believe it is easy to kidnap her and get caught
Mr. Hotelier, if I have to explain it to you in your terms...
A mouse that thinks of the cheese kept in the mouse trap as food will get trapped...
The one that is weary of it will escape
Just wait and watch
A stop gate for the Ocean An effort to quell the Cyclone...?!!!
An attempt to escape from me!!!? Who are you going to elope with?
Tell me...Tell me!!!!
Ithought as much
Kill him...
Why is he screaming like this and running away?
Did an ant bite him?
Who is he?
Boss, he is the one who gave the Arrack idea and conspired against us
ls that so? Kill him...
Oh my God!!!!
Are you Madhavi's 'Dosth' or the 'Dostana' Man!
Did you run out of the house in that speed just to come back and kiss me?
I was sitting right next to you, you could have quickly kissed me even then
Get up!!!! What kind of a man are you?
40 of Maruthamuthu's men were chasing me...
What, 40 of them?!
Boys!!! We've got a good action block to play around with...Enjoy!!!
Teacher...Can I just go home for a bit?
Why...?
I haven't had my tablets for diabetes
lam trembling... Can I be back after having them?
I have such ailing people for Henchmen!!!
How can I even put up a fight with these people!!! Come on!
There were 40 of them here when I saw them
Maybe they got scared on seeing me and ran away after that
They did not get scared on seeing you
They went away because they were scared they should not see me
Hey! If everyone runs away from me, who will I fight with?
Do you think they would attempt to come in through the rear entrance?
- How's this? - Superbl!
You made him search for you over there...
...while you are planning to kidnap the girl through the rear entrance
That is Maruthamuthu's style
What next? All of you bend down
This is a bother!!!
Oh my God!!!!
Boss!!! What happened?
Get some water
Even with just seeing you...
...he has fallen like a cockroach that was doused in Insecticide
What would have happened, had he seen me?
You are the right match for this Vettupuli
Well!!! What are you doing here at this time?
The dog was barking, I came here to see what was happening
My dear, this is the season for dogs to bark
It's a bad practice to come and watch them...Get down
What audacity he has to come to our very own house to kidnap our girl
Would he go to the neighbor's house to kidnap our girl...?
Who woke him up from his sleep? Go back to bed
We need to go to the temple tomorrow and pray to our family deity...
This is not a good sign
5,000...
50,000...
55,000...
90,000...
94,000...That is the amount I've won from you so far
10 Lakhs...
My God!! Am just playing for fun Where will I go for 10 Lakhs?
You have the Hotel Play against that
You seem to be having a lucky hand
Ok...l am ready
Bro's luck just gave him a miss
Vettupuli...come on, hurry up
We're running late for the prayers at the Temple
"When I take your name, my heart rejoices"
"l strive to live my life with you"
"What would happen if you were not there...?"
Why are you making that noise from the shores?
I make that noise when I am in water
My dear, that's enough of being immersed in water...come out
Dear...Dear...
Madhavi is missing, come on, search for her...
What? Is she missing?
Dear...Dear...
Search for her...Oh God!!!
I've found her...l have found her
Bro, it's you?
Silly fellow!!! Get lost!!!
My dear!!!
I've found Madam
Oh my god!! It's you!
None of you have to look for her, just allow me to search for her
I have found Madam!! I've found her!!
You wild creature!!! Would you carry Madam like this?
You don't have to save Madam I will do it myself...go away!!!
Oh my god! Madhavi...
You said the both of us could marry stealthily
Now you have abandoned me and gone away with the waters
What will I do now?
Where are you? I'll also come with you
We could have eloped last night...
...if your Stupid fiance had not hindered
Seenu, I swam under the waters and have come to the Bridge
Come here without anyone's knowledge, let's run away
Hurry up...
Even with inflating costs...
...we take care of our girl with the best of nourishments
But you guys will walk in empty handed and sweep the girl off her feetl!
We need to kill him!
He's a darling...we need to take him there and kill him in front of her
StOP
The girl we are looking for is here
- Come on girl, come - What are you doing?
Come with us...
That wedding can be stopped only if you are kidnapped
lam running away myself The wedding will stop on its own
I don't believe you Start the vehicle
Hey...come on
Search for her
Look there...
She is not here... Where is she?
Weren't you the one who heard him talking to her on the phone?
That's enough of all your bravado
You've lost the girl and I have to deal with all this now!!!
Hey!! Where were you planning to run away?
- You better tell me - I swear I do not know
He will not tell us if we ask him politely Let's chop his fingers
Hey...Grandpa
I Will kill Grandpa
How many films have you watched?
Don't you know what he is going to say next...? Drop the knives
- Go away - We are going
Hey, so awayl!!!
Come on!!!
I Will kill you!!!
Get lost you goons! I would have saved him myself
Get in to the Vehicle...Go
Grandpa...what happened to you?
The oldie has fallen unconscious now! Oh god!
They are following us
Hurry UP
Who is that blocking the way...?
At the speed at which they are coming, I think they will catch us
Switch the right indicator on, but turn left
Thank god, he moved out of the way
See, how I conned him with directions
This is not a funeral procession, why don't you hurry up a bit
This is all this vehicle can do...
We just spent 8,000 Rupees on servicing the vehicle
That was for the vehicle ahead of us do you see the speed at which it's going?
What is this, they have raced ahead of us?
Your nephew is an intelligent guy, he must have a plan to trap us
The problem is between the Hotelier and us...
...why is this mosquito coming in between?
Hey you!!! Don't interfere in my way
I cannot...without a way out for my daughter
...l will not leave way for you
lam someone who kills people even when I get bored...
...don't even instigate me any further
What do I do with him?
- Should I kill him? - Not required...
He is from here, we can take care of him at any point...Let's get him first...
Let everything get done, we'll make a soup out of him and feed him to the dogs
Why should we feed the dogs, we can eat it ourselves
Get l0st!! Take the left, we'll get him from the other side
We didn't fool them, they got fooled on their own
Should I move to the front seat?
Why, are you going to drive any faster?
No...lt's very uncomfortable at the back!
Will you never reform?
My nephew has planned something That is why he has taken another route
Hide the vehicle in this hay stack
We hardly have 3 streets in our town...
Don't have too many places to go to... Where could he have gone?
Who is this 'Stick figure' playing hide and seek with, by hiding in this haystack?
He hardly acts his age...
What is it, boss?
Iam just wondering if my nephew saw me...
Shut her up...She might scream
You are brainless Uncle
If I scream, I'll get caught with uncle as well
We have to catch him before he leaves town
I have an idea
Can we have our meal and look for him at leisure in the evening?
If you suggest we look for Grandpa at leisure in the evening
what about Madhavi, do we look for her after 1 month?
Please come here... You and your silly ideas!!!
He's here...catch him
He has seen us, leave...
This Ear bud of a guy is interfering and confusing us!
Start the vehicle!!!
They are here...Hide...
Do you think you can kidnap my darling that easily?
If you think you can separate us, I will separate your limbs!!!
Iam going to use you to show my boys how to tear open a stomach...
...without a scar and draw out your intestines from inside
I hardly have a stomach
You are from this town, aren't you?
It's an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, do you want to fight me alone?
Oh my! Fight him alone?
Halt the people in the grave yard in town are those who picked fights with me
You'll drop dead within 5 minutes of fighting with me
Do you want to see that happen?
Think they will write my obituary for kidnapping her by mistake
Reverse the Vehicle
Start the Vehicle
They are chasing me even in reverse!!!!!
My dying is c0nfirmed!!!!!
Why is this guy coming in between us all the time!!!
Where are they going? They are probably coming around to beat us up
Grandpa!!!!
Oh my God!!! Grandpa!!!
- Someone save my Grandpa - That sounds like Madhavi
- Madhavi...Madhavi... - Oh my God!!! Grandpa
Carry GrandpamCareful...
Watch it...be careful!
Grandpa, you've told me you loved me more than dear life
Now, your life is in danger because of me
You've always sprung in to action to do all the work
Looks like you sprung to your death too, grandpa
He dragged you all around town with no consideration for your age
lwill bash him up... lswear on you
Teacher...that is your first murder
Carry him...
He is still breathing... Carry him to the Hospital
Thank God, in all this confusion...
...they have not noticed that we were the ones who kidnapped her
The wedding will not happen now
- Grandpa... - Madhavi...
Madhavi...what happened was...
Don't utter a word...y0u tried to kill my grand dad in order to escape
He was the one who gave me the idea of swimming through the waters to escape
Did you know that?
You lost the Hotel in a Gamble Don't ever see me again
He gave up his only dream for me, look what you've done to him
I don't want to see you
Don't ever face me Get lost
They laugh so beautifully
The next moment they glare frightfully
They think highacly of you
And immediately forget you too
"Can't take the torture of women..."
"Can't seem to live without them either..."
"Can't take the torture of women..."
"Can't seem to live without them either..."
"Approach them from the front and they shove you aside..."
"Follow them around and they kick you..."
"Approach them from the front and they shove you aside..."
"Follow them around and they kick you..."
"What do we do Dharmendra...?"
"Move away Boss...Move away"
"Girls are this way all the time..."
"Move away Boss...Move away..."
"Girls are this way all the time..."
"Can't take the torture of women..."
"Can't seem to live without them either..."
"They wear lipstick on their lips..."
"But wear helmets on their hearts..."
"These torturous women..."
"They ruin you and leave you high and dry..."
"Then, be responsible they worriedly cry..."
"These torturous women..."
"Kannadasan said it..."
"Even Kamalhasan said it..."
"A water bottle and a bottle of wine..."
"Are inseparably entwined..."
"You are not to blame... Neither am I to blame..."
"Blame it on love's game..."
"Move away Boss...Move away"
"Girls are this way all the time..."
"Move away Boss...Move away"
"Girls are this way all the time..."
"Can't take the torture of women..."
"Can't seem to live without them either..."
"Don't know when she'll laugh sweetly..."
"Then suddenly she snaps sullenly..."
"These torturous women..."
"The beginning in love will shiver..."
"Then like an earthquake it will shudder"
"T0rture...T0rture"
"Hey, only in India do we see..."
"Cigarette sales increasing rapidly..."
"lt's because hoards of men, struggle and whine, puffing away incessantly..."
"Being trapped in love... Or getting stuck in a stove..."
"The end result for both is being charred dear friends..."
"Move away Boss...Move away"
"Girls are this way all the time..."
"Move away Boss...Move away"
"Girls are this way all the time..."
"Can't take the torture of women..."
"Can't seem to live without them either..."
"Approach them from the front and they shove you aside..."
"Follow them around and they kick you..."
"Approach them from the front and they shove you aside..."
"Follow them around and they kick you..."
"What do we do Dharmendra...?"
"Move away Boss...Move away"
"Girls are this way all the time..."
"Move away Boss...Move away"
"Girls are this way all the time..."
Hey...Wake up...
- What is it? - It's 5 o'clock...
We have to open the shop The customers will be waiting
The shop has gone...
What? The shop has gone?
I mean...you've lost your love, why bother about the shop
Oh! You are talking about love...
That may come and go... Let's take care of work
Hurry up... I will go and open the store
Get out! Whatever it is, ask the person who gave away the Hotel to us
Instead, if you come here and create trouble, you won't go back alive
I shouldn't see him again Chase him away
They've broken the back that just recovered
'Buddy (ring tone)'
'He has fixed me up (ring tone)'
Why is he not answering the phone?
'Buddy'
Why aren't you answering the phone, buddy?
Don't I know what to do? Stop right here
'Buddy'
- You can leave - Okay
Please answer that call
It could be an important call, sir
lt can't be, yesterday, someone called us to check when the electricity was coming back
Brother Pachai, this is Raghu Seenu is there, isn't he?
He'll kill me if he finds me You need to help me
Can you come to the Mandapam with the Ledger Book I have to sign in?
Why are you merely responding with an 'Hmmm' sound for everything?
Do you have an ulcer in your mouth?
Don't worry about anything, Bro If you have soup, you'll be fine
Remember what I told you
That useless fellow should not know about you coming here
- Brother...? - See what I do to you
You don't know what happened
lam the only brother you have
The only Hotel I had is gone because of you
You have a hip pain you shouldn't be carrying heavy things
Drop the sickle, please
Listen to what I have to say It's not my fault
Why should I listen to what you have to say?
I will kill you first You should be
I will not spare you I will kill you
Let me go
lam letting you go because you are my friend
Else I will book you under section 307
Return the papers that you cheated Raghu into signing
He has signed a Document saying that if he doesn't return 10 lakhs in 1 week
He will give away his share of the Hotel to me
One day is up, if you give me 10 Lakhs in 6 days...
...the Hotel is yours Get lost
Why did you unnecessarily give him 6 days time?
What if he manages to get money by then?
He is someone who struggles for 10 Rupees
How will he manage to arrange 10 Lakhs?
Our Registration is due on Wednesday, what if he files a case before that?
There is a procedure for everything
Everyone who makes mistakes is not caught
People who make mistakes incorrectly are the ones who are caught
Who is he? He looks terrible
- Sir, what's the time? - It's a bad time
Thank you
lam not feeling bad about you not returning my money
Or making me roam around on the streets
Everyone spots me easily but both of you act as though you can't identify me
- That is what I can't handle - Brother, is that you?
You look like Amitabh Bachhan in those orange pants
I believe you, come on Where is Seenu?
Iam not going anywhere without getting my money back from you guys
- Come on, let's go - Brother, the house is locked
I know your technique come on
You returned everyone else's money, why did you not return mine?
You are next in line
Forget about that, where did you get these pants?
Hey, who are you guys? Why have you tied up my brother?
Iam talking to you and you are eating biscuits?
What's your name sweetie?
I might have to call the Police You better leave
We've brought the Police along ourselves
He is a comical Policeman
lam talking about a serious Policeman
Raghu, your friends are here
You guys have a good time talking to each other
I will take leave and come back later
- Where are the Diamonds? - Which Diamonds?
Where are the Diamonds?
He is asking you about it because he doesn't know what it is
You do whatever you want with us
But please don't ever do anything to our Amitabh Uncle
Who is this Amitabh Uncle?
The Man here in superb costumes, standing stylishly, this is Amitabh Uncle
History has never witnessed a man who has upset him and gone back alive after that
Do you think you are some big Rowdy?
Answer him Uncle
Where are the Diamonds?
I don't know anything about the Diamonds
I was just standing on the Road
Why are you hitting me?
It will hurt them if I hit you
ltwill only hurt me if you hit me
Look, he's smiling
He is not smiling
Turn around as soon as I tell you, Fool
Who are you abusing?
Iam talking about you, you silly fellow
Uncle is getting angry
If someone hits him one more time, this Volcano will erupt
Let me see how it erupts
He is standing nearby but his hand seems miles away
Look here, no violence please
Tell me what you want clearly and I will give it to you right away
They want the Cell phone you won from me when we were gambling
Oh, that one?
Isn't this the phone?
Will you let the both of us go if I give you this?
Give me the phone first
Hello Brother, I've returned the phone, why are you pulling out a gun?
I have 10 Crores worth of diamonds in this phone
Wow, 10 Crores?
Even when you didn't know that, you guys were giving away each other
If I let you go after you know about this, won't you get me caught?
Mr. Diamond Tooth, right from the time we were kids...
...my brother won't be able to take it if I was faced with a problem
I swear he will never be able to see me die right in front of his eyes
You shoot him first
Whatever it is, we can discuss it
Sir, I am going to die anyway
He was the one who got me in to such a huge mess in the first place
You kill him first Sir
I will be happy to see him die; I will die after that
What is this, sir? You seem to listen to everybody
Fine, it's neither him nor me
Our Amitabh Uncle is the older one you can shoot him first
I Will kill that Dog first
Uncle, don't kill the dog It'll just go away, if we let him free
- D0 that - Will do that Uncle
lforgot to load the Gun
Run now
Pull the Dog away
Hold him
'Actor Sivaji Ganesan in a role of cop'
'Actor Rajinikanth in a role of cop'
'Actor Vijayakanth in a role of cop'
'Actor Sathyaraj in a role of cop'
'Actor Vikram in a role of cop'
'Surya in a role of cop'
Pull it away
Come fast
Poorguy
What do you mean by poor guy? They will kill us if you let them
Come on
Bro, look what happened
Go, catch them
Hey Raghu, wait
Come on
Hurry UP
Look at him walking like an old lady
That Thug is here Hurry up
Waiting for you will not work, if you can, jump in
Don't leave me behind
lam running away so that at least one person from our family will stay alive
Don't worry, I'll send you an Auto from around the corner
That thug is twirling a rope with his hand
No problem, turn around and flash a smile, he'll flee in fear
Looking at you now, I am reminded of you dressing up as 'Hanuman'...
...for the school Annual day
My back is going for a toss here and you are going in to a Flashback?
You focus on riding the vehicle well
Why are you not saying anything?
Where are you? Are you hiding underthis?
Hey come out
How did you get there? Brother...brother
Don't cry lam here now
Be brave
- These are tears of joy - Why?
What several Doctors could not set right, and a thug did that
My back pain has gone thanks to him
- I'll thank him and come back - Don't just say 'Thank you'
Why don't you give him a Doctor's Fee as well?
We'll be finished if we get caught, hurry up
What is this, he has brought this phone?
It's not just the phone he has brought it in a fresh lease of life
They have Diamonds in them Well done Google
Good Boy
I'll buy you an entire packet of butter biscuits
The Thug is up, let's run
Vettupuli...Vettupuli...Vettupuli
Why is Grandpa getting worked up?
Since everyone gathered is peering at him
He probably thought he is in the burial ground
Grandpa, you are at home Don't get worried
Vettupuli, God saved me only for me to help Madhavi get a good life
You don't have to do a thing We'll take care of it
Madhavi, I am so fond of you
- When I was a child - I will only marry Seenu
- What I am trying to say is - Please understand
Marry a girl who likes you instead of marrying a girl you like
- That is when life will be happy - Why don't you say this instead?
Why don't you marry the guy who likes you instead of marrying the guy you like
You keep deceiving us with this all the time
Teacher, marry her forcefully, we'll make sure she doesn't run away
What are you saying? ls this a family or something else?
What then?
Why are you not saying anything Teacher?
The girl you are to marry and the wafers drying on the terrace are one and same
You never know when someone will steal them
Super...super
This is your 10 and this is mine
Are you going away from Kumbakonam for good?
What else, this is a god given opportunity to lead a good life
Do you want me to give that up and toil at the hotel with you?
This is something that just came recently
The Hotel is the more permanent part of our life, got it
You can keep saying such useless things
For the money I have, I am going to travel the world and run bsinesses there
I will turn my 5 in to 50
This could be our last meeting in all probability
Let's shake hands Nice meeting you
- Bye - Bye
Brother, you are going to stay in Kumbakonam be careful
You have to come to Kumbakonam police station everyday...
...to sign the Parole Ledger
If I want, I can buy my own flight and do my rounds in the sky
No smart policeman will be able to catch me
DSP Chowdhry, Walter Vetrivel, Mr. Vallarasu
The terrorists who have escaped are trying to kill the Indian Prime Minister
Go and catch them
What happened to him?
He wanted to become a Police Commissioner even as a child...
...and watched a lot of police story
But for his might, he could only become a Constable
After being hurt in the head...
...he is looking at everyone including himself as the Police characters from Films
You need to prove to them how intense the Policeman's strike is
Why are you staring at a Man like that?
Don't you have brains?
I am not interested in staring at him
You fool! My neck is locked after that punch from you
- What did you say? - Hey
Don't harm him I need him to do something for me
These are original
These are not of great quality
Each diamond will only fetch 50,000 Rupees
It's 5 Lakhs in all
I will have to bear a loss
But whatever said and done, you are my friend
I will have to do at least this for you
Don't think you have managed to cheat me into giving you this
I know this is worth 5 Crores
Money might be a big deal for you
But it is 'Masala Cafe' that is everything to me
- Isn't this the Temple? - Yes
Are you sure she will come here?
She might forget to do anything but she will not fail to come here...
...at this time on Fridays
Hey, stopmstop
That is the girl
The girl in the brown Chudidhar
Are you sure it is her?
I cannot turn around and look at her again, that is the girl
- The brown Chudidhar - Turn the vehicle around
Well done Mr. Walter Vetrivel
You have arrested Swarnaka
Uncle, will you kill this guy or should I kill him?
Hey, st0p...stop the vehicle
Why are you asking for the Vehicle to stop?
The girl I was telling you about is standing there, who did you bring here?
Who are you?
Hey Azhagesan you are getting men to kidnap your own wife, horrible fellow
Thangamani, is that you?
You've planned this yourself, but are acting innocent with me, liar
Shutup
You will have to give me a better price
This is too expensive
If someone asks about me, tell them I am in Madurai
But you said you were going to Coimbatore to sell the Diamonds
You are enough to get me caught I don't need anyone else
It's dangerous to let you be here, you come to Coimbatore with me
- Okay - Who's this on the phone?
It's Maya Hello, Maya?
Hello Raghu, these guys are planning to do something
Hello?
LC3l1fl0t
I cannot give you the Diamonds
- Are you married? - Yes, I am
lam not married, don't you want me to get married?
Why should I want you to get married? What do I have to do with you?
Similarly, what do you have to do with those diamonds?
Return the diamonds
Dharma, I gave you those diamonds only for the sake of the Hotel
lam asking you for it myself Return the diamonds
You can take these documents if you want
You take these documents we'll re-pay you and take it back later
You won't face a loss
If I don't return the diamonds to its owners in an hour
We'll face a huge problem Please return it
Which owners are you talking about?
These diamonds belong to the Government
The Diamond tooth fellow is holding Maya captive...
...and says the diamonds belong to him
You say the diamonds belong to the Government
How many of you will stake claim to those 20 diamonds?
20 Diamonds?
No
You just said it
Initially, I told you about the 10 diamonds that were there with you
Then I spoke about the 10 diamonds he gave you
It's 10 in all
Seenu, you don't lie Tell me the truth
If I tell you the truth, will you return the diamonds?
- Tmlme - Don't trust him
I'll give it to you
The truth is there are 20 diamonds in all the ones
You have are the 10 diamonds that were with me
The other 10 are with him
Hey, that's mine
Now the 20 diamonds belong to the Government
You are lying and playing an unfair game god will pierce your eyes if you lie
Your eyes are the biggest part of your face; it will be easy for God
Why wait for God to pierce his eyes, I will pierce it myself
- Return it Dharma - It's the Commissioner's order
We have to arrest the ex minister Surulirajan
The warrant has come
- You messed everything up - Where did I mess it up?
You were the one who blabbered about the 20 diamonds
Why did you take it from my pocket even if I did blabber?
I thought of doing something good for you, I should blame myself
You've done a lot of good already, please leave
My husband is like Electricity, try touching him
Hey Policemen, look at my many supporters...
...who have come in here even before you arrived with your warrant
You'd better go back
High Handedness of the Police - Down Down
High Handedness of the Police - Down Down
The commissioner is on the phone
Tell me, sir
What happened? Have you arrested him or not?
How is it possible, sir?
His party supporters are blocking the way...
...and are not allowing me to even enter the house
He has sent a person to Court
We have to arrest him before he gets his Bail
Go to the rear side of his house, without anyone's knowledge
Above the prayer room, you will see a big opening meant for an Exhaust fan
It's big enough for a person to go in, go in through that and arrest him, okay?
Okay, sir
lam going to resign this job from tomorrow
This is my final arrest
And I wanted to do it properly, but they are making me jump over walls
Damn
He said this was a prayer room, but it is a bathroom
I can neither get in nor can I go out
I am stuck
Ready start
The pants are really tight
Don't remove it Don't remove it
I told you to attempt touching my Husband
But here you are trying to touch me
See what I do to you when my husband comes
Why are the Pants so tight?
Mr. Dharmarajan, loosen your tummy a little
- Can you please come here? - What is it?
See what this guy is up to
lam someone who tries to use the loop holes in law
You are trying to get through the loop holes in my house
Get down, else I will take out my slippers and whack you
Look at his stupid trousers
If you take them out, I will break your bones
How dare you come to my house and talk ill of me in front of my wife?
Take the belt out
Don't take it, you rascal
You are trying to peep in when another man's wife is going to have a bath
You are the rascal
He is screaming Think he is stuck
Poorguy
Let's pull it out in one shot
Get down Get down
- It's a success - Don't pull it out
Here I am beating you black and blue and you are saying something else
Yes, let's go
Hey hurry HP
How did you know he will get stuck if he goes through that?
Thief...thief
lam asking you about it tell me
It's all about planning Keep going...hurry up
Hey Hotelier...Stop
- Why are you stopping? - That is Madhavi's Uncle
Hey, wait
We've been looking for your Hotel everywhere
What are you doing here?
Grandpa has asked me to hand over Madhavi to you
She has said she doesn't like me
She said that out of anger
But when I said I would give in for her sake, she rushed here
ls she here?
She is not here She has gone to your Hotel
To the Hotel?
Are you sure she has gone to the Hotel?
Are you going to make me swear on my mother? Yes, she has gone to the Hotel
Hey, give me directions before you leave
I only said she has gone to the Hotel Why are they fleeing like this?
Something is wrong Come on
Sweetheart, think of something and get me out of here
I will give you a 100 kisses now
You scoundrel, do you want to kiss me with that face of yours?
Monkey
lam struggling to talk to my wife, unable to turn my neck
- Why are you barking in between? - I will whack you
Mr. Anbuselvan, what guts she has to scream in front of me
The pain in my neck is better than this
That is why I asked Mayaka and Swarnaka to be killed in an encounter
...as soon as we got them
You mad fellow, how dare you call me Swarnaka?
I'll kick you
They keep screaming Finish them
No Violence
- We are here with the diamonds - Give me the diamonds
Send them first
For each step they take, I will roll one diamond over to you
Did you watch a lot of movies when you were young?
Ifyou don't give me the diamonds, I'll kill them
Hey, don't I'll give it to you
- Take it - Don't throw it
I know what will happen if you throw it
Come and hand it over
Seenu
- Raghu - Madhavi
- Maya - Seenu
I trusted you and gave you my money, free me as well
No one can cheat me
Come in Mr. Alex Pandian
Why hasn't the Department given you your trousers yet?
Pachai, what are you doing here?
Alex, what is this? You speak disrespectfully to an IG
I'll take care of you later
No one can get back alive, if the diamonds don't come to me
Throw them to me
You sent word for the Devil, even the Gods can't save you now
You snatched it from my trousers
But now I am going to keep it in my underpants, come take it
Why are all of you looking so shocked?
Catch him
Oh gosh!
Well done, Vallarasu
This is how you need to attack the enemies
Hit him
Go, get him
Catch him
Are these guys running a Hotel or they playing running and catching?
Come on
Teacher, one minute
I know what it is, you must have forgotten your tablets
Not that, the guys inside are original rowdies
We are people who get hit for the sake of money
It's a risk to get in to this, let's go
Murdering someone is like applying talcum powder
See how I hit them up today
Teacher, we know how brave you really are
We will find someone who will fall for us
We'll get our work done through him, please wait
O KflY
Okay, let's wait
- Hey - Seenu
Hold on tight Don't let go
Seenu, let's go to the Terrace and take it
Look at that wasted guy coming there
He seems perfect to get hit, go and get him
Sir, if you want to hit me, please do it from this side
Why is this guy asking for it, as though it is a Cable connection?
Sandal wood smuggler Veerappan
Sandal wood smuggler Veerappan
Wh0 me?
They normally hang the head of dead wild buffaloes from the forest
But they have hung a live calf here
Let's beat this guy up He looks innocent
We either find them all together or none of them
We have to get up there to hit that guy He is close to us, let's hit this guy first
Veerappan, if you raise your hands on Captain Prabhakaran
I will shoot you down
Did you call this guy Captain Prabhakaran?
He looks like the guy who works at a Circus
Don't shout so much someone might shoot you down thinking you are a crow
Brainless fellow
A guy hit me just once from one side and my head is locked
You are four of you and have hit me so many times, not a thing happened
You guys are dummies
Oh God, danger Lie down all of you
What are you guys doing?
You were the one who asked us to lie down
If you had a steering wheel on your head, you'd look like road rollers
You've crushed me like a disposable plastic glass
This is not how you should be lying down
Get off me
How did you know about this?
Some important things will be known only to guys in the family
Back home, we would never ask for the machines to demolish buildings
We will just yank her hair
Bro Azhagesan, I know a good Doctor who can make your neck pain go away
Who is that? Tell me
Save me from this guy and I will tell you
But you must write off all my loans
ls this the time to talk about all that?
Anyway, as long as my neck becomes all right
- Who is this guy? - He is that Doctor
- What this guy? - Yes
He was the one who got rid of my hip pain, no one else was able to
Bro, he is our man, please help him out
Am I here to treat all of you?
He's fabulous My neck is all right
Don't get scared
Look here
Look here
Look here
Here
This is a modern design
Take it
Has anyone ever twirled a log for you?
Darling
Aren't we fighting with logs why are you drawing a Knife?
Here's the log
Catch him, guys
Come on quick
Seenu throw it
Maya
- Maya - Raghu catch
Guys, catch that
Hey better give that to me
- Give it to me - Let me go
Seenu
- Hey, throw that to me - Here
Why did you throw away the diamonds?
Everyone was throwing it I threw it too
You are shouting at me for throwing it away
Did you see how well I caught it before that?
Why don't you appreciate that?
- Let me go, teacher - What are you guys doing?
If we light up the gas cylinder the whole house will go up in flames...
...and everyone will be dead
Brainless guy We are in the house as well
You guys don't fight with your hands, but are wasting time with ideas like this
Fight, use your hands, go
Oh my God, fire
Put it 0ff...blow it
Pourthat on me
Look at him pouring oil over a burning flame
Oh my God, put it off
What are you guys doing?
It's not getting put off even when we stamp on it
He is asking us to put it off in total
Do you think we are kids eating candy to get fooled with that?
What audacity to hide 10 crores worth of diamonds?
Get him in to the ambulance
Maya
I have solved all the problems
Go...go
Greetings, doctor
Seenu, after all this trouble, you still haven't settled my loans
Who told you that?
Hello Mr. Diamond Tooth
Smile, please
His Diamond tooth is missing
It's here
lam sure we'll get 20 Lakhs from it
Move...make way
Stop...stop
Vettupuli, normally you charge like the Bull, what happened to you?
I was a raging bull, but now, they have tamed me
They normally talk about being attacked by your own people
It is my very own guys who charged on me
Uncle, I have always seen you cheerful
I can't see you like this
Madhavi, neither Castor oil nor Coconut oil...
...will help after one goes Bald you cannot comb your hair anyway
FAREWELL
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