Original subtitles

Every era has its own legend

Some legends will become immortal memories

In this fierce combat and hating era

He is the legendary hero, the only legend...

The Imperial decree has arrived, this cobbler is reward for 12,000 silver

He who kills him will become an official third-level if also turned his head in

Brothers, go...

Go...

Where did everybody go?

Little Dee... father is going to war

When you learned English well, I will return

English?

Why English?

Studying it will enrich your mind, it's good to learn

Don't run so fast!

My dear, have you remember everything I taught you?

Come here now!

I'm well prepared

Really? Great

What is this?

Poop

Yeah ~ Well done

Dog poop

Cat poop

Great

Piece of crap

Good

Horse poop

Last one

You die

I die

Good

We all die

What's this do?

Game over!

Correct! ~ Yay

Yay

Sister-in-law

Lin?

Why are you here? Lin. Where is your brother?

My dear sister-in-law

What are you doing?

This is from all of us

He died for his country, the country should and will pay for everything

What's wrong? He didn't die in a battlefield?

Brother died... in a girl's arm

Sister-in-law

Kids are still young...

... no need for them to know

Who's the girl?.

I hope this will never be discovered

To the kid, his father is always a great hero

Hey you, how are you going to work without your tools?.

What's in your mind? Idiot.

I'm going now!

Candy haws...

New books on the market, Detective Dee in burned body case

Green Hornet, the long lost son. And Flying Bullets...

Hey boss, give me the new series of Flying Sword

Oh, here's the newest series

What chapter are you in now?

Come on! Be nice!

What's wrong?

Don't be mean, come on

I have one too!

That's not yours, and it's the old version

Mine is an 8th series

Who cares!

My book is much bigger than yours

Why didn't you say so

Why didn't you?

I have one at home too! Yeah!

Nice one.

Great! Bulls eye...

Can this shoe be fixed?

Yes, can you take it off now?

You have a very unique feet!

Hmm... I'm used to it! Easier this way!

Do you know?!

Shoes are the key point for swordsmen to go from town to town!

Uncomfortable shoes hurts the feet!

When the feet is hurt, the power in Kung-Fu will decrease

Do you know Kung-Fu?

No.

Flying swords?

Flying swords??

Flying swords means you can control swords to fly using Dan Tian (Chi energy) and kill

Kill people miles away...

No!

An honorable person does not reveal their true nature..

I will not tell you even if I know anything

The true nature is not revealable?

They are battling now! Uh-huh! Over there!

Over there! My God!

Fixed!

Hey, hey! I haven't pay yet...

Let's be friends, you can pay it next time!

Are you blind?

You both are amazing, my heroes

The man on the left is specialized in Tortoise boxing

People call him "The Diamond Man"

And on the right, people call him "Brick-board Man"

He specialized in torturing the old, weak and youth peoples

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Master Yeh... where is your sword?

Forever remained in memories, how about yours?

Do you really think I need a weapon to kill you?

Such a big tone!

My tone is big because... I have a gum inflammation

You can try this!

Temple Jin-Chi's sore throat syrup candy

It's made from fritillary flower, loquat leaf and many natural herbs

It relief your sore throat, and gives you more Kung-Fu power

You may also try this, the coward heart medicine

Cowards like us in this battle world

Lived with no rules, and its an unhealthy living

Remember, you need this coward heart medicine for a healthy heart.

Give me a break!

Product advertisements again? what the hell?!

Nice color!

Not bad!

I want to try it, too!

It's beautiful!

Hey look! That idiot is here again!

Let's play with him

Ok! Why not!

Come here, you little cobbler

Left, right, left and right...

You worthless person!

You must pay today, you heartless killer!

Don't you know how much I want to kill you?

You psycopath!

Who throws shoe at me?

Was it you?

Is this your shoe?

I am going to kill you...

Was that your foot?

I've fixed the shoe, any problems?

Go away! He will kill you!

Are you out of your mind? You don't know Kung-Fu..

Wait! Have you heard about flying swords?

I came from 782 generations of Shushan flying sword posterity

Flying Dragon!

Are you ok?

Are you sure you want to fight with me? Both of you?

I'll finish you both now!

Don't come any closer, go away!

What now?

You are so heartless... look at him, he's injured!

Is everything ok?

My gosh

What have you done, my gosh!

That was my first time using it, my first flying sword tryout!

I am sorry, so sorry!

Go away! Don't come near me!

I'm going to finish you now!

What? Go to hell!

A hidden weapon? You despicable scum

It wasn't me, he hurt himself!

I owe you a life.

Come to Mountain Tai whenever you need my help

You can't go now! I'll be a murderer if you go now!

His name is Tian Pa-Kwan

You can take his dead body

to any government office and have 3,000 silver reward

See you soon

Your shoe!

Your shoe!

Are you kidding me? Mountain Tai is so big, how am I going to find you?

About reducing the armed forces, did Ministry of Defense do anything yet?

It's in process now

Six months, six months should do it..

Half a year? Don't you think that's too long?

Food to feed only one soldier is the same as that of 20 civilians

This is not how it's supposed to be done

Fix this problem quickly!

I'll do it tomorrow morning!

How's Lady Moon recently?

Your Majesty, Minister of Justice just reported in today

Lady Moon just killed a fugitive today

Did you send that professional killer?

According to history, she is the only empress

Who ran away before a wedding

While doing so, she even managed to burned down the whole palace

She is a hopeless empress!

Fire! Somebody help!

Fire! Somebody help! Fire!

It was a careless mistake, Empress was just trying to have fun

I heard the Kung-Fu tournament will be held this year, and the Empress is participating it.

At that time, I will arrange the Empress to be the number 1 contestant of all..

And your Emperor, will be the awarder for Empress.

And take the Empress back to the palace eventually...

General Lei, This will be your honor to gain a trust from Emperor

Yes sir...

Thank you sir...

After this is done,

You can go back to your hometown and live with your family.

Little Dee... father is going to war

Whenever you finish reading the Three Hundred Tan Poems, father will be back

I owe you a life!

Come to Mountain Tai whenever you need my help

Hey brother! What's your name?

Moon, my name is Moon, Lady Moon!

Lady Moon, so she is a girl!

Mother!

The official came and told me you've killed a fugitive

That's right...

What's right?

How dare you try to fight them, they might have killed you

Mother, I've no choice but to save a life

Saving a life? The fact is you even need someone to save you as well!

I was right for you not to learn Kung-Fu..

If you've learned it,

I'll be living with your troubles by now!

Mother... mother... please... mother...

Mother...

I'm going to claim my rewards.

you stay home and do not go anywhere! And I mean it!

My dear father, it is not right to be a debtor

Mother told me to stay home.

At least I need to return this shoe to its owner.

Am I right?

Wait...

Wait for me please...

Wait for me!

Don't go, wait for me!

Wait... please wait!

In love with Kung-Fu books?

Yes, I love reading other people's Kung-Fu books

But this book belongs to me

Look!

This came with the book also

Looks cruel?

So scary!

Let's begin!

Shout!

Get down!!

You stand still!

Why are you still coming forward?!

Don't move!

I've a good news, we are here to rob all of you

Take the real stuffs out!

Do you know what this is?

Tell him...

This is a fish bomb!

It's a bomb! So where is all your money?!

Show them how this works!

Hey boss, This is fantastic!

My gosh! Fish!

Boss, check this out, fishes jumped on the boat itself!

Take a look, this fish is dying and if you want to live,

Better show me the money or everyone will jump out of the boat

Get the money

What's up with him? Is he hiding something?

What the hell? What was that?

Let me see!

A shoe?

Looks valuable! Let go now! I say let go!

You have 3 seconds! 3, 7, 9...

You can take my life, but not this shoe!

Let go!

I told him to let it go...

I've got everything under control, boss

What's wrong with you?

You are willing to die just for a shoe?

This is not my shoe, I need to return it back to its owner!

A real man!

A real man has to do what a real man has to do

You are an honorable and a brave man

Ok! Let us settle this the honorable way!

Everyone gather quick!

You...

You know Kung-Fu well enough to fight?

No!

You hear that?

No.

I don't fight with civilians, I'll have someone else to fight you

I'll do it, boss!

Don't need this to fight him!

Boss, do you want his life or the shoe?.

How about both?

Get them both!

Ok!

You will fight him..

You... if you win today,

You saved everybody on the boat!

If not...

A life for a life

Don't regret what you've just said

Know anything about sword?

What is he using?

What the hell is that?

A book

A book...

Are you giving up now?

You, give up...

Loser, give me your shoe and I'll let you live

Stop bowing! Do you think that's going to help?

What's that?

What's he doing boss?

Looks like hawk spreading its wings

Is he having a muslce cramp?

That's not muscle cramp

It's the Peach-Picking Fist Kung-Fu!

You idiot! Get out of here!

Just tell us that you do know Kung-Fu and be honest..

Stop lying!

Fight with someone your own size, not me!

He's a fighter!

He's a pro and wants to fight me... shame on him...

Go now!

You're the pro, boss! You go!

What the hell?!

Who was that? It's so fast like the wind blowing!

Look around and see where did it came from!

What's going on?

I see it now!

A foot!

Whose foot?

His!

You know Kung-Fu.

I don't.

Liar!

I really don't! this is, a second fight I ever had in my whole life!

You didn't even use your hands, we call that Scissor feet!

What? What the hell was that?

So remarkable!

We call that Scissor Feet Kick! I know its amateur! So what?!

I can't fight him! He is too amateur! You two go ahead!

Horse Ray, it's your turn!

Boss, I can't

Boss, that was my first kiss

Enough, you've made your points

You should never have it in your life!

Same here! Go now!

Boss... he is definitely a professional!

Don't move!

I will never hand you this shoe

You, don't move, don't move!

Boss, he definitely is a pro

It's ok, I've seen his entire moves! Let me fight him

Final count down 3. 9. 7....

Go boss, go finish him!

Go! Go...

Get up boss, get up!

What was that?

A book... book...

What's going on?

This is not right

Wait a moment

Where did you get this book?

A fleet market!

The book is a pirated copy!

You mean piracy? Turn the book the other way around and make it authentic/genuine then

Shut up!

Shame on us, we can't even win a juvenile

How are we going to survive for the rest of our lives?

Yeah boss! It's a jungle out there, Whatever, we must leave now

Young man

"May the force be with you"!

English! Understand me? Keep dreaming loser!

Hello pro

Enough, need to go now, let's go

Nice drawing! Not bad for a pirated version

Are you ok? Young man

I'm fine, just a little sea sick

I feel so hot, my inside is burning...

Take a deep breath, don't bite your tongue and relax

Breath in, out, breath in, and out...

Young man... try not to fight in the future

You might get kill! Uh?

Take this book and read it!. It will help you...

No pictures?

Will never ask you where you are

Will never care when you return

Thinking of you, missing you

Love you more and more each day...

Who's there? Are you a ghost...?

Don't you scare me! I've heard lots of ghost stories when I was a boy

Don't you try to bluff me

If you know things about ghosts

You should know that ghost don't have a shadow

I see a shadow... Oh, it's not a ghost! It's a human

What are you doing?

I want to see if you are a real human or not

You are not a ghost

Hey, where is my magic potion?

Magic potion!

A red one, and a pink one

I want you two go bring him back to me!

Torture him, we need a revenge for Tian Pa-Kwan

A magic potion!

Sister

Sister

Give me the antidote, hurry! The red one!

Red one...

The green one was a poison potion!

Poison potion?! Did you forgot that I am color-blind?!

I told you its the red one!

Sister! Sister! Sister...

You killed my sister... I'm going to get you!

My sister was brave than I am!

She can write, read, and count from 1 to 10!

She even won a paper-cut fine art bronze prize!

Give me back my sister!

Starting tomorrow, I'll try to be a happy person!

Feeding horses, picking up firewood, lots of traveling!!

Tomorrow, foods will be my only concerned!

A big house, with open ocean views!

Lots of views, views...and views!!!

I've finally achieved the Marvelous Kung-Fu ability

The world is mine!!!

My legs, my super jet legs...

Who's this person?

Wow... hahaha... is my baby boy awake?

Where am I?

You will be in my stomach soon!

Do you like it steam, pan-fry or sashimi?

I haven't have a shower for long time

Then I'll skin you first and cook!

Not good... not good...

What kind of Kung-Fu is that?

That's not Kung-Fu!

That was a strong internal force I've never seen before!

A strong internal force?

Breath in, out, breath in...

It must be him!

Who is he?

An old man, I don't know his name

He gave me a book.

What book?

Something like 99 and...?

The Nine Yin Manual!

That's right!

Hey you, I will not fight you! Stop bothering me!

You asked me to be here! I want to fight!

I told you, it's not possible!

That's right! We are unseparable!

You and I are made for each other!

I wish we both die in the same day!

Let's do it now! "I'll be back"!!!

All this years, I've been looking for a chance, a chance to fight him

And now, I found his Chi in you

I will now give you my Chi

Our Chi will fight inside you

Sooner or later we will find out who's the best after all!

I can't sleep well all this years because of him

Not able to take showers

I want my years back, I want my everything back

Everything will come back to me! Everything!

Hey, are you ok?.!

I feel so tired...

That's it...

Now, all your Chi are gone...

Why?

All your Kung-Fu abilities are gone now!

As you can see... both Chi are fighting inside of you disorderly

For example, this is the way it should be ~ You win, ya!

But now! Look at you! You lose, no!

I feel powerless..

Still want to learn Kung-Fu?

Who doesn't?

I'll use my Kung-Fu to help people

Up there in the house, I have all of my lifetime Kung-Fu studies

Do you have any interest?

Why do you want to teach it to me?

I'm just asking that you have any interest or not

It doesn't mean that I will teach you

It's my best piece of art, but no one cares about it

It makes me feel so lost, so lonely...

I created this myself and its very powerful

How come I can't understand a single word it says?

You'll go crazy and out of control for over practicing Kung-Fu!

My Marvelous Kung-Fu will help you

Will help you to gain power..

The power to where you've never achieved!

I like the one with lots of pictures..

Pictures will help me to remember, without it, I will turn into a sleeping beauty

Do you see a switch?

That switch is meant for those who try to steal my Kung-Fu skills

A specially hand-made trap

NEVER EVER TOUCH IT!

It will blow up the whole place!

Too late now...

Oh my God! My marvelous Kung-Fu its all gone!

It's all gone, you worthless piece of trash, get lost now idiot!

"I don't want to see you again"...

Lady Jade Dragon...

Lady Dragon

Another one!

This way, please! This way..

This place is now taken by the Imperial

Leave now!

What happened?

Go!

Go away now! Go go go,

What the hell are you doing?

Hurry up

Out! Get out! And you too

Get out! Get out

Everyday is not Sunday, I'm too old now...

I'm already a steriled man, but I still can't find the Pandora Book

To learn what's inside the Pandora Book, you need to be sterile first...

One who sterile first, will win

God bless you!

My dear God, I'm Unbeatable

Please God, help me find the Pandora Book

This place is taken by the imperial, clean up now

Out now

Or you will be punish

Waiter

Yes...

I need a room

Yes, this way please...

Manager...

What the hell!

Get me some food...

It's on the way!

This is the best whisky I had for 70 years

Only for the VIPs

Cheers, everyone, especially to our leader!

Hey boss, cheers

Manager, thank you for everything today, cheers!

Come on, bottoms up!

Come on, bottoms up!

Cheers...

More

Nice, very nice whisky!

Crap! She spilled it out!

Anyone home?

May I help you?

Do you have any room?

Sorry, no vacancy!

Waiter! I need a Mosquito-repellent incense...

Ok

Lady Moon!

I'm the little cobbler

Wow, it's you, why are you here?

I'm here for the Kung-Fu tournament, and you?

Here is your shoe!

You must be kidding, you came all the way here just to return my shoe?

Try it on, I'll size it for you if it doesn't fit!

You're amazing, what a business man you are!

Are you sure its him?

100% sure

My God, this man is outstanding

He once fell in a bottomless pit!

Making a meal yourself? You must be kidding...

It's for my own sake, it's jungle out here

It's easy to be poisoned by others, especially on the food...

You're remarkable! You're the man!

This is nothing, it's just an experience...

What do you rank yourself in the world?

Do you believe me if I say I rank myself number one?

You don't believe me?

I do believe you...

Still don't believe me?

Watch this oil lantern

Off...

Again! Off...

Again!

Off...off...off... off... off...

Off

Wow! My God...

This is "Sword Chi"

You are number one...

You haven't see the best of me yet, my dear...

Remarkable

Your parents must be so proud of you, being so remarkable...

They don't care about me

They make me to marry someone who doesn't love me

Are you married?

Nope, almost though

It was so close, I almost got married!

Wow... So you're a runaway bride?

So what? Why are you so worried then?

Oh! No no no, do you know something?

In my hometown

A runaway bride will be punished

Put into a pig basket and drown to death

Are you cursing me?

Come on, you don't have to be an adulterer

How's my cooking?

Not bad!

Eat more...

Whoever married you, will be the luckiest man on earth

Good in Kung-Fu, Also an excellent chef!

So what, my life was well planned without worries

Ever since the day I was born

No one asked what I really want

And no one care what I really like

To them, I'm just a doll

But it's all past!. I will now live the way I want it to be!

Any plans now?

My plan is to be the number one Kung-Fu chief master

Well... Do you still want to be in this chaotic world?

Have you ever heard a bird called Phoenix?

It lives and burned till death

I feel myself strongly like it!

Forget it... let's drink up, drink

I feel so dizzy...

Me too...

My face is hot...

I never have this feeling before

My head is blurring

I'm sorry!

Sorry for what?

I've lead you into this mess, It's all my fault!

You wouldn't be here and being tight up if its not because of my shoe...

It has nothing to do with you...

I want to be here myself! You don't have to feel sorry...

No need to comfort me!

I'm telling you the truth, I'm so much the same as you

My life, was so dulled

and ordinary until I read comic books

It gave me a life, a fantasy dream world filled with life!

I was nothing, not until I met you!

I could have an easy life until I met you!

Did you ever regret it?

A little bit!

Because I've not yet seen a real fight

All the fights I've seen are lies... and nothing but bluffs!

I'd love to see it once in my life!

Whose life? Your life belongs to me now!

I'm going to make you both suffer!

This is my special potion

It's call Niter Nine Nine Nine

After you take it, your internal force will go up to 999 times stronger

It's so strong that your Dan Tian will swell and blow up

Then your body will blow into pieces!

This is not a medicine, it's Voodoo

This Voodoo

Will blow up your love and filials into million pieces

And then it blows up your brain

So I can eat your brain with soy sauce! Haha!

Is that all you got?

This is impossible! How can you both still be alive?

Something is wrong! Something is wrong here!

You idiot! I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu,

I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu too, this won't work on me!

You know nothing? Then how did you kill Tian Pa-Kwan?

Tian Pa-Kwan?

Yes, Tian Pa-Kwan

Oh... He fell on my sword and killed himself

What about Red Peacock?

She fell on your sword, too?

Who is Red Peacock?

How many peoples have you killed? You freak!

You don't even know the names you have killed!

I'll be so dead!

If my master finds out how her sister was killed!

Let me give you a double-folded eyelid!

I'm already double-folded eyelid

Why not give me bigger eye corners, and a few make-ups?

Do you like a botulinus also...?

Are you kidding me? That's going to make my face so stiff!

But I had it two weeks ago already..

Do you massage your cheek a lot?

Do you do facial mask?

Yes, an aloe mask only

You're so outdated, I use volcanic mud nowadays

You can use it for facial, with shower, and it can slim your body too..

But we had practice in high-tempure Yoga already

You can also use hula hoop, or Aerobic dancing...

Come on!

Don't you try to trick me!

Let me tell you something... my man, was killed by your man!

And now

I want you to feel my pain...

So painful... so hurt...

I'm the one you want! Come and get me... now!

Hey little monk!

I'm on my way to the tournament

And looking for a place to sleep

And here you are!

Wow... such a strong Chi! Awesome!

Thanks to your book!

It gave me great powers, in only a few days!

My book?

That's right! A book you trashed that time... at the boat

Oh! The book with no pictures at all

Correct!

Can I have it back then?

I want it back and practice it myself!

Can I have it for a few more days?! Just a few more days... bye now!

Hey little monk! Just for a few more days, ok?

Sure... after 11,000 days!

And that's about, 30 years..

Oh! yeah.

Are you going to the tournament, too?

Yes!

You're not going?

I was thinking, just now

After I ran away before my marriage

My parents must be in deep trouble

I feel so disgrace for myself!

I'm on your side, fully supporting you!

If any of your shoes needs repair, remember to come to me!

Free for life time!

Hello! Looking for a sword? This is a great sword!

Look at here... I have all kinds of swords...

Nice sword!

It's taken...

Name your price!

20 silvers...

Come on... make it 15...

30 silvers!

Boss, we're losing money...

40! 50 silvers!

Deal!

Money...

Get lost!

Go away!

That is my sword!

Yours? To use in the kitchen?

Who are you belonging to?

Department of Sixth Door!

Get them all!

What a bunch of fools.

Lady Moon...

I'm sorry!

Little cobbler...

Is this the way how you get the girls?

Lady Moon...

You must feel strange... why I bring you here for?

Why?

I've something to show you, do you want to see?

Yes, I do!

It's lady Moon... how could this happen?

Mission accomplished, can I have my remedy now?

Here!

You... big liar...

I'm not a liar, I'm just protecting myself!

What's wrong? I thought things are going fine between you both..

You're not hurt?

Didn't I just break your neck?

Don't you worry, I got a super soft neck

It helps me to peep into someone's book

Look!

Can you please not kill me?

I'll let you go and free you today

But you'd be punish this time

Hello boss! Feeling better now?

Remember one thing! This is the first time my boss have a foot massage..

Make sure you do it right

Harder!

Come here!

Get up! Show some respect!

First time here? Get down...

Hey you... show me your face...

Hey... boss... look! Look who's here now...

What the hell?

Look who's there...

Please...

Harder...

Boss... Hawk spreading its wings

Hey, brother...brother...

What the hell are you doing?

Watch it...

Don't worry, it's chained!

This is too much! Please...

Hey... don't misunderstood us...

Mister..

This is what we call foot massage...

It hurts in the beginning,... but very comfortable later on

No, Mister I'm just a shoemaker

This is too much for me, I can't handle it...

Listen... did you hear that?

Hear what?

Have you all heard what he just said?

Such a strong person, and so easy to be with, teach us!

Yes... yes

we all do

No more... you sure?

No more, We're all in the same boat, you know?

Let's all be a friends, Mister

Yes, be friends

Yes, friends...

Let's all be friends, solid friends...

I have Little Cobbler

You can save him if you join the tournament

Or else he will be dead

Your Majesty, if you are present at the tournament and award prizes

The empress will feel emotionally touched!

We all know how stubborn the empress is

She'll never say sorry unless its a flawless excuse she can use..

Ok... on the final day

I'll be there after my worship and do a holy sacrifice to Gods in Mountain Tai

Long live your Majesty!

This is so disrespectful!

After only a short period of peaceful time

Another war is on its way

Please consider!

General Lai, or should I call you Major General Wu?

Who gave you all this?

Do yo still remember that night before the battle

when General Lai died in a whore house?

I let you use his name to maintain the troops' pressure

You have been a General for many years

Don't you like your richness?

I didn't do it for my own sake, I did it for the country

I'll now, withdraw from the troops

Don't you think its too late now?

Do you forget something? I have your son in my custody!

Hurry up...

Brothers, after this jailbreak,

I'll be going back home, and never show up here again!

Ladies and gentlemen, all my Kung-Fu allies!

We are now broadcasting through satellite!

Oh, Sorry!. Satellite won't be invented for another 500 years...

The Kung-Fu tournament still proceeds as planned

And it's a live show!

Her name is Lady Moon

And her contestant is from Shanxi

He is using a King Spear

King Spear, a special weapon sponsored by King's Hand Cream company...

Accidents happened again!

What a pity! such a big mistake, a total failure...

Man! He has no mercy!

He knows where and how to hurt a woman, big time

An unidentified flying object appeared!

He steps on a banana peel all of a sudden!

It's over, this game is over...

Send my words... arrest Little Cobbler, rewards will be given

DEAD OR ALIVE!

We must have him before General Lai!

Yes!

This contestant is a tailor

And he is from Tongzhou District

His name is Dongfon, his best weapon are needles

Needles!

The female contestant will definitely lose now!

She is trapped! He got her now!

She is in big trouble...

Wow, she is free now!

He continuously using his needles

Finally, she blocked his attack

What an equal match, totally amazing!

He jumped!

So high and so powerful!

It's so powerful!

Oh my God, oh my God

Wow, he is hit...

He is so mad, he's now using Vacuum Punch

This air-sucking punch is very evil

It exposes your defense, and knock you out easily

If you get osteoporosis or have a bone disease

This coward brand calcium tablet will help you...

Big foot!

Wow! A Big foot! Such a big foot...

I've seen this in an Olympic before!

Super six foot massage

It will brighten you life and ease your pain

Take a look

So stylish!

Lonesome?

It's my name!

What? Your name is Lonesome?

Yes... my ancestors were once imperials!

They gave me a big inheritance, which is my name!

It's also my only...

Boss!!

Listen to me... I want you, to carry on

Carry on my name!

You must promise me!

Yes I do! I promise you!

From now on, my name is Lonesome!

"May the force be with you"!

The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 12,000 silvers

Underneath this boat lies a torpedo! I'll go detonate it, leave now! Hurry!

No! I won't leave you alone...

Here, let me carry you, come on

Mister... Mister...

Hey... are you ok?

Remember one thing, Being direspectful won't do you any good...

Brother... brother...

General

How old is the fugitive?

He is 20 something, and he is a shoemaker!

What's his name?

Wu Dee..

Today is the final and we have two contestants left standing!

Lady Moon from Mountain Hwa

And another contestant Young Go, he is from the Ministry of Justice!

They both will fight and a champion will emerge today!

We have a big surprise for you all!

Emperor is here today, to cheer for both contestants!

And also will award prizes to the winner!

Let the match begin!

A flash went through both contestants...

Reminded them of their parents, ancestors, and more

Now

Both contestants are ready to rumble

They can't wait to start the fight!

You can tell their muscle are very tense...

Pom pom pom!!! Oh my God! male contestant throws in the white handkerchief!

He gave up, he gave up the fight!

The champion title goes to, Lady Moon!

Your Majesty, my name is Moon

Enough! Would you come home with me now?

Protect The Emperor!

Guards!

Your Majesty, stop the bleeding first...

Stop it! Empress is sick, she is cursed!

That's why she attacked Emperor

Your Majesty... it's him who tried to kill you...

It was a set up, he's controlling the Empress's mind, that's why the Empress tried to attack Your Majesty!

You promised, not to kill my son...

Look at you, what have you done now?

What the... what's going on?

Your Majesty, I'm making a history, a brand new history...

I'll be the first sterile Emperor.

You are sick, how dare you to defy the Emperor!

I made you a Kung-Fu master!

This is how you treated me?! Like a dog?!

I'm going to punish you today...

Stop it!

Little Cobbler!

Why are you here?!

I was invited by you!

Leave now... go!

You bunch of pigs!

Pick someone your own size!

Sure...!

Little Cobbler!

I just couldn't understand... This chair,

So many people die just to sit on this chair

I want to know,

How did you make them go against me?

I have their weaknesses...

Gambleholics, sexholics, I have all their weaknesses.

Curse you!

Lucky I have no weaknesses!

Why are you still alive? Didn't I kill you?

Thank you so much for the punch you gave me!

It smoothen the flow of my Dan Tian (Chi energy), and gave me some power of it..

A special portion we've made for hundred years

After you take it, your internal force will go up to 999 times more stronger

And will blow up your Dan Tian

Then your body will blow into pieces!

My Marvelous Kung-Fu, will help you

To gain limitless power and potentials

The power to where you've never achieved before

How dare you to defy the Emperor, trying to take over his place!

I'll let you die peacefully

If you give up now

Die peacefully?

I have had a miserable life now and before, my life isn't that peaceful anymore!

What was that?

Galactic swordsmanship!

Marvelous Kung-Fu!

Show me what else you got...

You useless piece of garbage!

You truely are one in the millions...

This is my whole life

I love to have someone to carry it on...

It looks so amateur, Are you sure it's good?

Long live the Emperor, My name is Unbeatable

Please God, help me find the Pandora Book

Pandora Book!

It's true! You need to be sterile first to make the Pandora Book show itself and learn it's contents

But you're not steriled yet!

But I still can learn it! Oh! My God...

Little Cobbler, I'd like to reward you

Tell me what you want..

Your Majesty... Lady Moon doesn't want to get married yet.

Can you set her free?

She doesn't want to be a puppet anymore

Because she never..

Enough! It's none of your business, ok?

You just go fix your shoes...

~Here in the darkness, along the road~

~Could I walk with you, before you go~

~Here on the road, among the darkness~

~I worried for you, to walk alone~

~And I believe so, I'm not tender enough~

~Cannot share, your sadness though~

~If this is so, show me what I really need to know~

~Or I will keep your sorrow, and never let go~

~I lay the sadness, inside my heart~

~You take the beauties, into your heart~

~Hereafter~

~I have no reason, to gain my happiness~

~I lay the sadness, inside my heart~

~You take the beauties, into your heart~

~I believe I could wait for my love to wake up~

~Can you please do, show me your heart~

Have you ever heard a bird called Phoenix?

It lives and burned till death

I feel myself strongly like that bird!

Is this scar fixable?

Little Cobbler!

Why did you come back?

You hurt my feet, I need to get even with you

Don't you worry!

I'll be fully responsible for it!

Is the Emperor here now?

No...

Don't tell me you ran away again?

I'm not gonna tell you...

Do you... really like him?

Even willing to sacrifice everything for him?

What is he so good to you?

He knows how to fix shoes, do you?

You may go now! Go!

Take care!

Are you gonna leave again?

Only if you don't do good...

Didn't you tell me you are a phoenix with no feet last time?

Look! If you didn't come back,

I'll wait till it comes out and live with it...

Since I am back now, let's cook it!

Don't even think about it!

But I am hungry

We can have scramble egg, steam egg, and more!

You so cruel!

I don't care! You can only pick one!

Between you and egg?

Oh, I love comparison!

Oh well... I'll choose the egg

You better not!

I will not pick you

Better not!

Only egg...

Wait...

Years later, people called him "The Sword God"

And he changed his name to Lonesome as he promised

At last, we all know much better what his first name is!