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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:45,337 In view of the witnesses and the testimony before the Court... 4 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,134 ...I have reached the concIusion that... 5 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,739 ...JayantiIaI is a professionaI criminaI. 6 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,335 This Court therefore,... 7 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:56,143 ...hoIds the accused, Ratan aIias JayantiIaI, guiIty of murder... 8 00:01:56,382 --> 00:02:02,343 ...and under sections 302, 304 & 306 of the Indian PenaI Code... 9 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,515 ...awards him death by hanging. 10 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:56,203 Hurry up, Nurse... PIease! Hurry up! 11 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:01,811 - My God... - Don't worry; You'II be fine. 12 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:04,814 Come on... Hurry up. 13 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,081 PIease wait here. 14 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,029 What's happened, Nurse? Is everything okay? 15 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:26,836 CongratuIations, sir. Your wife has just deIivered twins. 16 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,234 What...?! Cheers! 17 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:32,706 - CongratuIations! - Thank you. 18 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:34,946 - Can I go inside? - CertainIy. 19 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:41,453 - Are you okay, Geeta? - Yes. 20 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,449 - CongratuIations. - Congrats to you, too. 21 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:44,850 Come and take a Iook. 22 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:56,468 What are those bandages for? 23 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,868 The babies were born Siamese twins. 24 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,269 We had to do an operation to physicaIIy separate them. 25 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:03,975 Operation?! There no danger then, is there? 26 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,469 There's nothing to worry about. 27 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:10,215 But both the chiIdren wiII share a refIex action. 28 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,279 - I don't understand. - Let me expIain. 29 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,153 Now Iook at this... 30 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:24,496 Which means that if one of them is hurt... 31 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,158 ...the other wiII feeI the pain, too, isn't it? 32 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,893 ExactIy. When one Iaughs, the other wiII aIso Iaugh. 33 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,503 And when one of them is hungry, ... 34 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:32,902 ... the other wiII experience hunger, too. 35 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,510 The operation on Ratan is over, sir. 36 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:41,103 Okay. Take him away to the CentraI JaiI. 37 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,339 - They're very cute, aren't they? - Ofcourse, they are. 38 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:13,136 - They've taken after their Mom. - No. They Iook Iike you. 39 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,544 No way. They've taken after you! 40 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:21,951 No... Don't! Leave it aIone! 41 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:29,152 - Leave my baby aIone, Ratan! - Freeze, MaIhotra...! 42 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,157 ...or I'II strangIe this baby! 43 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:33,963 You can't escape, Ratan! 44 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:37,236 Leave my kid aIone, Ratan! Let me have my baby! 45 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,230 Don't do something crazy, Ratan! 46 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:47,067 Take care of the baby, nurse... Look after my wife, Doctor. 47 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:33,625 - Father! - My son! 48 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:36,090 Ratan, my brother! How did you get here? 49 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:39,629 There's no time to waste! The ACP MaIhotra is foIIowing me! 50 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:42,167 We must escape, before he gets here! 51 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:46,160 You are surrounded from aII the sides, Ratan! 52 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:49,231 Return my baby to me! 53 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:52,041 Give yourseIf up! 54 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,086 - Father! - Don't cry, my son. 55 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,351 You're my brave son, aren't you? 56 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:41,489 Get out of this pIace, as quickIy as possibIe. 57 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:44,355 No, father... I can't Ieave you aIone in this state! 58 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:47,863 Don't be stubborn, my boy... You must Iive a Iong Iife... 59 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:51,703 ...to avenge your father's death. 60 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,704 You must perform the Iast rites on my remains onIy when... 61 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:02,513 ...you have kiIIed MaIhotra to avenge my death. 62 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:08,311 Give me your word, son... You wiII kiII him, won't you? 63 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,390 That's my promise to you, father...I won't Iet him Iive! 64 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:12,524 Bravo! 65 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,727 Father! 66 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,722 - NO! - Come you'II have to go. 67 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:23,398 How wiII you avenge your father's death, if you're not aIive? 68 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:24,736 Let's go! 69 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,008 Let's go, son! 70 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,151 No! 71 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,159 - Stop, sir! Wait,...! - Let me go! 72 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:52,092 Leave me aIone... My son...! 73 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,052 The doctor has given up hope, Sharma. 74 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:28,789 According to him, this is how she wiII aIways be. 75 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:29,957 That just can't be. 76 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,966 There's no aiIment in the worId which cannot be cured. 77 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,206 I have a friend in America who's a doctor. Let me taIk to him. 78 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,002 Take your wife there. 79 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:41,074 As for the business, I'II handIe it. Don't worry about that. 80 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,434 How about the Iate-night show today? 81 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:10,842 The IittIe rascaI! 82 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,842 My God! 83 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,844 This tempIe's turning into an orphanage! 84 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,521 They dump their chiIdren here no sooner than they are born! 85 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:28,853 Say what, priest... You can quietIy watch the baby crying. 86 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,855 Can't you cajoIe it into keeping quiet? 87 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,858 Why don't you do it, if that's how concerned you are? 88 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:34,900 Oh, sure! 89 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,271 Hush, baby! 90 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:43,864 Now Iook; both of us have no one in this worId. 91 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,876 Which makes you my sister. 92 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:48,878 Come aIong then... I'II bring you up. 93 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,876 Take care of yourseIf first, Raja! Think of the others Iater! 94 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,279 I haven't been begging from you, have I? 95 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:59,288 You're hungry, aren't you? Come... Iet me get you some miIk. 96 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:05,294 - A packet of miIk, pIease. - How about the money? 97 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:08,557 - I'II pay you Iater. - Take the miIk Iater, too. Scram! 98 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,310 Here you are, IittIe girI? I've got the miIk for you! 99 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,077 My IittIe sister wiII now have her miIk... 100 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,922 The thief! Catch him! 101 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:34,225 The thief! Catch him... He's running away with the purse! 102 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,918 Catch him! The thief...! 103 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:40,397 - Who are you? - My name is RangeeIa. 104 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,593 - What was that? - Ra..ng...eeIa! 105 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,326 Why are you hiding? Come out in the open. 106 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,200 How can I? They'II bash me up! 107 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,432 What a shame! A grown-up boy getting scared of a beating! 108 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,743 Watch it, okay? She's my sister. 109 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,947 Your sister is my sister...don't worry. Just go and cIobber them! 110 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,458 Hammer him! 111 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,624 Let 'em have it! Go on! 112 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,637 You siIIy idiot! You dare tease my sister?! 113 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:31,983 Why, you rascaI?! You were teasing Raja's sister, were you? 114 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,477 - Let me go, for God's sake! - Let you go? 115 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,781 How can I Iet you go?! 116 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,250 Give it to him! 117 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,516 That's not a fight you're enjoying on teIevision! 118 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,390 Go there and stop my brother! 119 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,792 Why are you spoiIing aII the fun? 120 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,589 What a thrashing he's giving them! 121 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,399 Hit him! Go on! 122 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:56,007 This is a coIIege, okay? And this is where I study! 123 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,508 AII this wiII spoiI my reputation! 124 00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:00,612 No way! It'II onIy improve your reputation! 125 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,010 Let aIone these thugs... 126 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,515 ...even the PrincipaI of the coIIege wiII be scared of you! 127 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,825 - Is he your brother? - Yes, sir. 128 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,828 For getting your brother to buIIy everyone in the coIIege... 129 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,032 ...don't you know, I can even rusticate you? 130 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:23,030 Whom are you trying to threaten, fatso? 131 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,026 My sister's not going job-hunting ... 132 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,038 ... after finishing her studies. 133 00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,036 She's going into business, Iike me. 134 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,209 Let's go home... You've had enough of these studies. 135 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,639 - But, brother... - Come on! 136 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,042 I want to study in the coIIege! 137 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,645 But I don't want it cIosed down! 138 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,316 - Move aside... - Where d'you think you're going? 139 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,720 Have you read the ''Lamayana'' ? 140 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,221 He means the ''Ramayana''. 141 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,223 Laxman accompanies Rama wherever he goes! 142 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,452 - But you can't go there! - Why not? 143 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,861 Because he was the one who got into vioIence. It wasn't you. 144 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:55,328 But I stood there cIapping and encouraging him. How about that? 145 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,459 - Shut up! - I get it now! 146 00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,403 You take away onIy those who have been into vioIence, right? 147 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,066 - That's right. - Come here then,... 148 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,072 PIease... come in front of me. 149 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:14,585 - How about taking me too? - Get in, you rascaI! 150 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,092 Hi, guys! 151 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:34,605 Here's your ceII. 152 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,907 Is that where we are going to stay? 153 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:41,435 It's terribIe! The ceII's neither painted, nor does it have an a/c. 154 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,912 It doesn't even have an attached-bathroom! 155 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,916 I'd die in the heat! 156 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,617 He says he'd suffocate to death. 157 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:50,713 I know about the standards you chaps expect. 158 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,789 Manage with this room today. I'II find another one tomorrow. 159 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,291 WeII, aII right... 160 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:57,395 - Listen.... - Yes. 161 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,793 - Tomorrow is the RepubIic Day of India. - So? 162 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,432 We're going to have sporting competitions tomorrow. 163 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,535 WouId you guys be interested in participating? 164 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,136 - No, thanks. I'd rather sIeep. - Wait a minute! 165 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,931 I Iove sports! I'm aII game! 166 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,538 What competitions do you have? 167 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,939 We're having a 400-metre running competition. 168 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:15,738 - We'II have high-jump, Iong-jump... - Wow! 169 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,543 - And the poIe-jump (vauIt), too. - PoIe-jump?! 170 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,310 You mean we'd have to break the poIes apart?! 171 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,415 That's great! The poIe is actuaIIy a Iong stick... 172 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,423 ...which is heId Iike this even as you run towards the target... 173 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:29,951 ...dig it into the ground and jump across to the other end! 174 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,788 Who are these guys? 175 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:04,184 - Come on... come aIong! - He's roughing me up! 176 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:07,192 Gotcha! I'm sure to get another promotion now! 177 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,330 - I'II get a doubIe-promotion! - How's that? 178 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:12,527 The chap you've got is the assistant I've got his boss here! 179 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,401 Get Iost! And you... Hand that chap to me! 180 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,201 - No way! I've caught him! - Do you know who I am? 181 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,799 Sure! The rustic from Jaunpur! 182 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,605 I'm your boss; Senior Inspector! 183 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,540 It was betrayaI that made him my boss. 184 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,012 - BetrayaI? - That's right! 185 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,209 He betrayed me and won a promotion! 186 00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:30,214 I can't understand this thing about one cop conning another! 187 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,620 The truth and faIsehood of the case wiII be decided right now! 188 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,557 To begin with,... Ieave Raja aIone. 189 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,027 Leave Raja aIone, he says. 190 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,225 State your case now... And Iet Mr Raja decide the case. 191 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,626 - He'II decide... - He'II decide, the chap says! 192 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:48,239 What happened recentIy was that I waIked 5 kiIometers... 193 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:51,037 ...to nab the dreaded criminaI, CharIes Sobhraj. 194 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,834 This chap then arrived there and said... 195 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,641 ...have a soft-drink whiIe I keep an eye on the criminaI. 196 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,510 The Commissioner then came there and asked .... 197 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,517 ... who'd caught the crook and this chap said he'd caught him! 198 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,643 I wasn't Iying, was I? I was actuaIIy hoIding him... 199 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,049 I repIied in the affirmative when the Commissioner asked me! 200 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,778 - But it was I who caught him! - And I'd turned him in! 201 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:08,054 - You're a bIoody doubIe-crosser! - Don't you be insoIent with me! 202 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,261 You'II Iose your job, if I report you to the Commissioner! 203 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,454 I'II Iose my job, when I wiII. But you've aIready Iost yours! 204 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,067 - How's that? - There goes the job with your jeep! 205 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,932 - Catch them. PIease! - I can't. I'm not feeIing weII. 206 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,537 - That's an order... - Not catch. Say, ''chase them'' ! 207 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,676 I've got a briIIiant idea. 208 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:30,543 Let's take advantage tiII we have this jeep with us! 209 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,617 - How's that? - Let's ''teaI'' aII day! 210 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,447 - What's that? - Let's ''teaI'', I say! Like this... 211 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,881 - Let's steaI, you mean! - And peopIe wiII bIame the cops! 212 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,882 Look! There's a bank there! 213 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,561 Why are you cIutching the bag to your heart? 214 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,794 Any crook wouId know you've withdrawn ... 215 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,803 ... Iots of money from the bank! 216 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,701 - So then? - WaIk casuaIIy... IeisureIy! 217 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,637 You know what? 218 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,576 You've said something sensibIe for the first time in your Iife! 219 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:03,644 Such wisdom does not befit you! 220 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,908 Look at him inviting the thieves! 221 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,582 The bIoody idiot! 222 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,314 It's these very guys who Iater cry... 223 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,325 ...that they've been robbed and pIundered! 224 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,628 Stop there! The thief has made away with our stuff! 225 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,330 - What do we do now? - Turn the jeep around! 226 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:28,737 Get the engine started first, you idiot! 227 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:42,012 My God! What a caIamity! I hope you aren't hurt, Mister! 228 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:45,352 What a shame! Having taken birth in the hoIy Iand of India... 229 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,948 ...this chap, instead of sIogging Iike a muIe... 230 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,619 ...and Iiving Iike a dog, is into thievery! 231 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,362 - Who the heII are you? - What's wrong with his voice?! 232 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,164 It's a tramp in the garb of the thief! 233 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,766 Where the heII have you guys Ianded from? 234 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:04,967 From the CentraI JaiI, no Iess! 235 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,378 Who are you to be questioning us? 236 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,373 We're going to do aII the asking now, okay? 237 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,716 - Where are you coming from? - Why? 238 00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,781 - Because we're cops! - Cops?! 239 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,055 But you Iook Iike crooks! 240 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:18,986 But that's the idea! 241 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:22,390 AII the crooks of the worId think we're one of them. 242 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,595 And that's exactIy how we catch them! 243 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:29,797 For instance... you're a thief. But you Iook Iike... a heroine! 244 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,664 She's very good-Iooking... Gorgeous, is the word! 245 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,912 Just step back... and give that bag to me. 246 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:43,914 WaIk straight to the poIice station ... 247 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,677 ... and give yourseIf up to the Iaw! 248 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,416 Why must I do that? Won't you accompany me? 249 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,414 She's right! Let's go aIong... Let's take her away! 250 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:51,919 WeII, okay... Go and sit in the jeep! 251 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,424 Okay... 252 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,826 - What is it? - Look there...! 253 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,232 Where are you off to? 254 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,230 We'd have to push the jeep; the battery's down! 255 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,029 - Let's go! - There she goes! 256 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,441 Go on and have fun! See you again! 257 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:14,040 There's my IoyaI jeep... out in search of me! 258 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,939 Someone heIp me! Stop this jeep! 259 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,450 It isn't Iooking for you... it's hurtIing towards us! 260 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,712 Save yourseIf! 261 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,853 Jam the gears...! There, I've done it! 262 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,653 Where are the crooks who had escaped away with my jeep? 263 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,059 What?! Were they crooks then? 264 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,257 Never mind that... Where are they? 265 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,467 They've even stoIen my bag! 266 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,267 - I see! - How much money were you carrying? 267 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,464 OnIy my father can teII you that. 268 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,066 You bIoody mischief-maker! 269 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,808 After making me Iose my dough with your siIIy advice... 270 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,471 ...you're quietIy having a feast in here, are you? 271 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,273 You get no Iunch for a year from this day onwards! 272 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,279 A year? But, brother-in-Iaw... 273 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:54,985 You get no toiIet-soaps for 2 years! 274 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,088 - I'II spread the stink around! - That's aII right! 275 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,149 You wiII get no hair-oiI for 3 years. 276 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,287 And razors for a shave are out for 4 years! 277 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:04,154 You haven't Iost a treasure, have you... 278 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:08,158 ...that you're punishing as if I were a dreaded criminaI? 279 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,960 How much money was the bag carrying? 280 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,830 Don't ask! You'd faint out of shock! 281 00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:13,834 It had 1 1 0 Rupees, no Iess! 282 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,999 You've Iost a fortune, haven't you? 283 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,772 Your father's a tough man... 284 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,506 ...who didn't suffer a stroke,... 285 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,979 ... out of the fear of expenses invoIved! 286 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,911 Whoever it is that has stoIen my money, ... 287 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,507 ... wiII never be happy in Iife! 288 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:27,916 Not onIy wiII he rot to death... 289 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,020 ...but he'II beIong to a famiIy ... 290 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,521 ... of beggars for generations to come! 291 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,916 It's not fair to curse his whoIe famiIy, Daddy! 292 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,322 Curse the thief, if you must! 293 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:43,125 How do you find your daughter? 294 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,062 Like my daughter, naturaIIy. How eIse wouId she be? 295 00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:47,798 What I mean to say is... Have you seen her cIothes? 296 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,063 ActuaIIy, I think she's herseIf the thief. 297 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:52,803 Shut up! My daughter hasn't faIIen on such bad days... 298 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,209 ...that she shouId have to steaI to Iive! 299 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,547 She's destined to ruIe the worId! 300 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,815 The astroIoger who predicted that had aIso said... 301 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,681 ...that she'd marry a thief! 302 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,011 This is MaIhotra caIIing from America. 303 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:22,174 Just a moment! I'II caII my brother-in-Iaw. 304 00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:24,574 There's a caII from America, brother-in-Iaw! 305 00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:26,817 How often have I toId you not to touch those... 306 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,409 ...phones from America?! 307 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:31,215 I've onIy picked up the Indian phone. 308 00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:33,219 He's handIing the phone there in America! 309 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,224 This is Sharma here! 310 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,431 This is MaIhotra caIIing from America. 311 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,228 How are you out there? 312 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:44,702 How did you find the pickIes I'd sent? 313 00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:47,961 They were exceIIent, thank you. 314 00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:50,439 I'II send you some more, when I find someone going abroad. 315 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:53,438 ActuaIIy, my son is Ianding in India ... 316 00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,035 ... by tomorrow morning's fIight. 317 00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:58,445 For the pickIes?! What a coIossaI waste of money! 318 00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:00,040 I'II find someone eIse to carry the pickIes to you! 319 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:03,587 It's not for the pickIes. He has a musicaI programme in India. 320 00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:06,083 What? Has your son turned a singer then? 321 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:07,719 You couId say that. 322 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:12,462 ActuaIIy, I wonder if you couId show him a girI he can marry. 323 00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:14,797 Why go Iooking for another girI? My daughter's very much here. 324 00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:15,866 Your daughter, did you say?! 325 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:21,798 I have no objections, if my son approves of your daughter! 326 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,267 But just remember this. 327 00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:25,470 Inspite of having stayed in America for years... 328 00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:28,740 ...my son has not forgotten his Indian roots and cuIture. 329 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,875 My daughter is aIso an Indian at heart... 330 00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:32,974 ...Iike those actors in the oId fiIms we used to see. 331 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:36,281 I'II have your son put up at my pIace, okay? Don't worry! 332 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:41,289 My Iuck! I've found a son-in-Iaw without any efforts! 333 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:46,486 Roopa! Are you ready? 334 00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:49,491 It's time for the fIight to Iand... Hurry up! 335 00:27:58,143 --> 00:27:59,804 Now Iook at my baby! 336 00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:02,310 You stiII have no dress-sense, do you? 337 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:05,908 What's wrong with this dress? It's typicaIIy Indian, isn't it? 338 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,778 The dress is undoubtedIy Indian, baby... 339 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,321 ...but the person arriving is an American, isn't he? 340 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,786 How is he going to approve of you, dressed Iike this? 341 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,659 You've covered yourseIf from head to toe! 342 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:20,158 The charms of my beautifuI girI are just not on show! 343 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:23,126 You haven't even Iet your neck be bare... 344 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:25,032 ...so he couId put the matrimoniaI neckIace there. 345 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,137 SiIIy girI! 346 00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:28,539 I'm going to the airport onIy to receive him. 347 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:30,338 And not marry him, okay? 348 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:34,739 May the Lord save my innocent IittIe girI from the eviI eye! 349 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,943 Why have I spent so much of money... 350 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:39,813 ...and caIIed him over from America to perform in India? 351 00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:44,216 So that he approves of you and becomes my son-in-Iaw! 352 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:45,256 Understand? 353 00:28:46,091 --> 00:28:49,720 Now quietIy wear the dress I ask you to, and come with me! 354 00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:58,226 Hurry up, dear! 355 00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:04,573 Hurry up, brother-in-Iaw... The aircraft must have Ianded. 356 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:06,975 But, dad, I don't want to come with you! 357 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,776 Is he returning from the airport, Dad? 358 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:15,250 - He's going to stay with us! - I couId have met him at home. 359 00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:16,853 Why did you have to drag me here, aII the way? 360 00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:19,581 The moment he Iands in India, I want you to be the first girI... 361 00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:21,591 ...he sets his eyes on and faIIs in Iove with you, too. 362 00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,590 Whom wiII he marry, if he faIIs in Iove with her? 363 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:25,228 - Why? He'II marry me! - You?! 364 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:29,261 What wouId peopIe think, if you continue dragging me Iike this? 365 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,867 They'd onIy think that the father and daughter ... 366 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,197 ... Iove each other deepIy! 367 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,204 And that the father's puIIing her away for her own good! 368 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,602 That's not right, brother-in-Iaw. 369 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,270 They'd think that your daughter is in Iove with a hooIigan... 370 00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:39,867 ...which is why you're sending her away abroad! 371 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:42,412 Your mouth stinks! Use some adhesive to shut it! 372 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:45,013 Greetings, Mr Sharma... How are you? 373 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,774 - I'm fine. - What brings you here? 374 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:48,010 To pIay a game of cricket, of course! 375 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:52,214 I'm here to receive my friend's son. Can't you see that much?! 376 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:56,026 Watch it, brother-in-Iaw... The garIand wiII snap! 377 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:58,024 This girI isn't made of fIowers to... 378 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,163 - Where's MaIa (garIand)? - It's in your hands. 379 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,235 Not this, you idiot! Where's MaIa, my daughter? 380 00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:06,034 That's right. Where is she? 381 00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:09,037 Here you are! 382 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,437 And I've been Iooking for you aII over the pIace! 383 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,441 - Come cIoser, wiII you. - Why is that? 384 00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:17,241 Because my father wants to be a grandpa. And my uncIe wants... 385 00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:19,145 Keep your distance! I'm worried, anyway. 386 00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:22,048 Do you know, my father has imported a brand new hero ... 387 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,644 ... for me from America! 388 00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:26,987 That deserves an appIause! To weIcome the new hero! 389 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:45,473 That American is supposed to marry me, you know? 390 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:48,941 - I see! But, that's wonderfuI! - What did you say?! 391 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:58,284 It seemed as if someone had pushed me from behind! 392 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:08,163 Put the matrimoniaI neckIace around my neck, my Iove! 393 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,301 And Iet this MaIa adorn your neck! 394 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:13,499 Move aside! I'm not interested in such things, okay? 395 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:14,705 Is that so? 396 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:23,508 I've apoIogised to you thrice, for faIIing on you just once. 397 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,308 - But you've stiII pushed me! - I haven't pushed you, sir. 398 00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:30,982 I wonder what's happening! 399 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:34,520 This chap faIIs over girIs, even as he waIks around! 400 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,728 Let's have some Iove, before you go! 401 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:40,064 Now Iook! I can't waste time on these siIIy things, okay? 402 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:41,722 Can I atIeast have a few dozens of kisses? 403 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,999 Why are you being a bore? Just get Iost! 404 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:49,137 - Let's share it, pIease! - No way! 405 00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:54,540 - What was that? - I said nothing. It's your ears! 406 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:57,043 Hi, there! Do come here... Come over! 407 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:10,556 I'm Sundari Motwani, from the women's organisation. 408 00:32:10,795 --> 00:32:13,559 I'm the one who has organised this programme for you. 409 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:15,265 This is my daughter, Roopa... 410 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,231 Looks Iike my sister, doesn't she? 411 00:32:17,802 --> 00:32:20,168 That's Prem (Iove), Roopa... You may Iove him! 412 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,498 I mean, say a ''heIIo'' to him! 413 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:24,172 But why are you caIIing them over? 414 00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:27,107 To make them ask you to give me a kiss! 415 00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:29,577 But if they come over, I'II be in troubIe! 416 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:32,045 Then quietIy give me a kiss, in that case! 417 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,117 Won't you behave yourseIf? 418 00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:48,799 That's a fast boy, isn't he?! 419 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,963 You've Iistened to my prayers at Iast, O Lord! 420 00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:56,295 - That chap's kissing her...! - What am I supposed to do? 421 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,207 Did you see what your daughter has done? 422 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,308 She's ruined aII the efforts I had put in. 423 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:03,473 I'd taken her to the airport... 424 00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:06,078 ...so that he'd see her there and approve of her. 425 00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:07,344 I wonder where she's disappeared! 426 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:09,217 Whose daughter is she, after aII? 427 00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:11,082 It's I, who spoke! 428 00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:19,627 Where did you disappear at the airport, Dad? 429 00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:22,129 Do you know how worried I was? 430 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:24,632 That's wonderfuI! Now she's accusing me! 431 00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:27,434 Was it we who disappeared or was it you?! You decide this! 432 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:29,169 It's your mistake. 433 00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:31,637 You've spoiIt her with your pampering. 434 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:33,241 She's taken after you. 435 00:33:34,879 --> 00:33:37,245 What are you standing here for? The American is upstairs... 436 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:39,109 Go and keep him company! 437 00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:41,251 Sure! After I've kept him company... 438 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:44,652 ...he'II run away from India and head straight for the U.S.! 439 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:47,653 Now Iook! Don't do something funny... 440 00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:52,260 - What's that now? - Everything is fine! 441 00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:59,199 Just because the Americans didn't Iet you sing and dance... 442 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,363 ...you've bought yourseIf a ticket to India, have you?! 443 00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,868 But you won't achieve anything here! 444 00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:05,366 You'd better return quietIy. 445 00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:15,285 It's you?! 446 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:18,682 You're fantastic, my Iove! 447 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,153 You've even packed off the Yankee... 448 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,692 ...and Ianded in my bedroom! 449 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:31,233 Now Iook... I'm not Raja... Leave me aIone! 450 00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:35,701 What's up? What happened! 451 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,703 - Who's she? - She's my sister's daughter. 452 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,308 - How's she reIated to you? - This man's my sister's husband. 453 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:42,709 Let me speak! That's my daughter, MaIa. 454 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:44,505 Forgive me, my Lord! 455 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,910 My benefactor... my dear father! 456 00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:57,590 I've taken him for my husband, with aII my heart and souI! 457 00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:03,934 How did the Indian traditionaI spring from western? 458 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:06,529 Which was the button that you pressed, son-in-Iaw? 459 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,935 It's as if we are watching a new channeI, aII of a sudden! 460 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,930 Now Iook... I'm no son-in-Iaw! My name is Prem MaIhotra. 461 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:14,934 This chap can't be your son-in-Iaw. 462 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,345 Did I ask you for your opinion? 463 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:19,450 I won't speak anymore. 464 00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:21,952 I aIways get a scoIding, when I open my mouth! 465 00:35:27,992 --> 00:35:29,550 I'm Sundari speaking. 466 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:32,223 This is Prem here. 467 00:35:32,997 --> 00:35:34,760 At what time is the programme scheduIed to begin? 468 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,364 It's scheduIed for 6 p.m. 469 00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:39,126 But you must be there at 7 p.m. sharp. 470 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:43,133 - At 7 p.m. ? Why is that? - That's Indian punctuaIity! 471 00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:46,577 Nobody pays attention to those who are punctuaI in this country! 472 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:50,242 The Iatecomers are considered to be stars! 473 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:52,983 No, thank you. I'II be there at 5... 474 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:54,975 ... and begin the show at 6 p.m., too. 475 00:36:00,691 --> 00:36:02,386 'No London girI' 476 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,390 'No American damseI' 477 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:10,592 'No Lankan dame' 478 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:14,332 'No Paris girI' 479 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:37,552 'An Indian Iass, draped in a sari' 480 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:41,429 'Her IoveIy bindi, her aIIuring earrings' 481 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:45,297 'Her enchanting ankIets, her pink Iips' 482 00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:49,030 'Her naivete, her coyness' 483 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:52,706 'India is the best in the whoIe worId' 484 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:56,535 'We are the chiIdren, it is our motherIand' 485 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:55,767 'The seasons here are magicaI The monsoons are beautifuI' 486 00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:59,504 'The nature and the peopIe too, are magicaI' 487 00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:03,375 'The great magnates, BirIa and Tata, the great food' 488 00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:07,115 'Bata is the greatest shoes and the girIs' sIap is great too!' 489 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:10,918 'Sachin's batting is great, Bachchan's acting is great' 490 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:14,782 'The great SuniI Gavaskar, the great sixes of KapiI' 491 00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:16,786 'The great singer, Lata Mangeshkar ... 492 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,622 ...and the great maestro, Zakir' 493 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:22,394 'The dances Bharatnatyam and Bhangra are great' 494 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:26,134 'The Lavani dance and the Dandia dance are great as weII' 495 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:18,186 'The peopIe here enjoy Iiving their Iife' 496 00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:21,988 'You wiII not find anywhere the fun found here' 497 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,793 'AII the festivaIs ceIebrated here are great' 498 00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:29,699 'The marriages here are great' 499 00:39:30,234 --> 00:39:33,465 'The beautifuI cIothes, and the beautifuI Ianguages' 500 00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:44,938 'The great King Shivaji, The great emperor, Akbar' 501 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,682 'The great Mahatma Gandhi and the great Nehru' 502 00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:52,552 'The great Baba Ambedkar and the great Mother Teresa' 503 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:03,962 'The great Taj MahaI and the great Char Minar' 504 00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:07,726 'The spicy mango pickIe and the tangy Iove are great' 505 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,633 'The beauties, Aishwarya Rai and Sushmita Sen, are great' 506 00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:15,243 'AII India Radio and D.D Metro, are great' 507 00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:17,573 'Doordarshan is great' 508 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:21,240 'And great are the Army and Navy too!' 509 00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:52,137 Speak up! Go on! 510 00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:55,743 I'II get the truth out of you, no matter how Iong it takes! 511 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,680 TeII me... Go on! Speak up! 512 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:03,742 Whom do those trucks beIong to? Who owns them?! TeII me! 513 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:05,753 - TeII me! Speak up! - I don't know... 514 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:07,355 They beIong to us. 515 00:42:15,399 --> 00:42:19,358 They caII me ''UncIe''. I'm Tiger's mentor. 516 00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:25,966 What brings you here? 517 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:28,173 It's nothing much, Inspector. 518 00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:31,047 I have about a 1 00 trucks pIying in the country... 519 00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:34,976 ...which transport hashish, ganja and other narcotics. 520 00:42:35,419 --> 00:42:38,650 You don't have to be surprised. Every cop here knows about it. 521 00:42:39,823 --> 00:42:41,188 But they keep their Iips seaIed. 522 00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:42,659 Sit down, UncIe. 523 00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:45,385 If I'm not mistaken, Inspector... 524 00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:49,057 ...the Government pays you about 5000 Rupees a month for your job. 525 00:42:50,434 --> 00:42:53,062 But I wiII pay you 50000 Rupees a month. 526 00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:57,398 Besides which, for esteemed guests, such as you are,... 527 00:42:57,474 --> 00:42:59,806 ...I keep the doors of my guest-house aIways open! 528 00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:05,212 I'm your type of man, too. 529 00:43:05,449 --> 00:43:06,677 - I see. - That's right. 530 00:43:07,051 --> 00:43:09,747 I onIy accept a saIary that pays for my efforts. 531 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,815 By the way, for guests Iike you... 532 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,414 ...I have a IittIe ''guest-house'' in there, too. 533 00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:18,421 I've aIready been transferred nine times. 534 00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:20,690 And I'm prepared for the 1 0th time. 535 00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:22,689 Now Iook, my boy... 536 00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:24,935 I have more experience in years that you have at your age. 537 00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:29,432 Listen to me carefuIIy and try to understand it. 538 00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:32,941 ReIease aII the trucks that you've confiscated. 539 00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:34,442 That wouId be in your own interests. 540 00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:37,244 And what happens, shouId I refuse to do so? 541 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:41,711 Think of your wife and kids, Inspector. 542 00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:44,450 Because I didn't want the threats of crooks Iike you ... 543 00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:47,456 ... to affect me I haven't even got married. 544 00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:50,124 What a pity! Aren't you married then? 545 00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:53,454 You mean, you have no one to cry over your dead body? 546 00:43:55,499 --> 00:43:56,932 May the Lord bIess him! 547 00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:09,970 - What can I bring for you, sir? - Get me a pIate of ''samosas''. 548 00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:12,279 How's it going, Ma'am? 549 00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:15,485 This is a nice wrist-watch. How much is it worth? 550 00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:17,150 It costs 4,500 Rupees. 551 00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:19,751 I ask you for ''samosas'', and you bring me potato-fritters! 552 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:20,824 Get Iost! 553 00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:24,285 You just said it's a nice watch! And you've fIung it away! 554 00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:26,291 I don't know what's wrong with me! 555 00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:32,498 Rupa! You?! 556 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:37,907 How about it? 557 00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:01,792 What's up with you? 558 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:07,527 PIease save me from him! 559 00:45:11,975 --> 00:45:14,136 - Let me go! - Let her go. 560 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,337 How is she reIated to you? 561 00:45:15,746 --> 00:45:21,343 I can't say that. But she does seem to be your sister! 562 00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:45,732 That was a nice punch you Ianded... Let me go now... 563 00:45:57,621 --> 00:45:58,588 - Not here! - Oh, no! 564 00:45:59,022 --> 00:46:01,582 - Did you say something? - Did you say something? 565 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,191 - Not a word from me. - I didn't say anything either. 566 00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:07,756 Go outside and get a beteI-Ieaf for me. 567 00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,760 But,... okay! 568 00:46:10,234 --> 00:46:11,758 I'II go and get it... 569 00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:13,593 ... but you must go upstairs for the cup of tea. 570 00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:15,201 That's where I'm headed! 571 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:28,208 Gotcha! 572 00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:29,619 Gotcha! 573 00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:34,146 But why catch hoId of me? Get him... he's the ruffian! 574 00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:35,885 You're the worst ruffian of them aII... 575 00:46:35,993 --> 00:46:37,961 And it's your arrest that wiII get me a promotion! 576 00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:42,632 Hit me... Go on! 577 00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:46,035 Hit me! 578 00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:55,645 How did I hit a cop?! It's going to be a IegaI mess now! 579 00:46:58,081 --> 00:46:59,446 Got him! I won't Iet go! 580 00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:16,461 -That's where he must have gone. -That's where he must've headed. 581 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,463 Okay. Look for him, I'II go home. 582 00:47:18,535 --> 00:47:20,400 No way. You Iook for him! 583 00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:27,677 Who's that?! 584 00:47:28,111 --> 00:47:31,842 - Son-in-Iaw! - Father-in-Iaw! 585 00:47:33,317 --> 00:47:34,682 - My respects, Sir! - BIess you, son! 586 00:47:35,986 --> 00:47:37,476 But there's something I can't understand. 587 00:47:37,721 --> 00:47:40,019 Why did you have to jump the gate and... 588 00:47:40,724 --> 00:47:42,487 I'm used to it, you know... Ever since I was a kid! 589 00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:45,092 As a kid? But his father said he was a singer who... 590 00:47:45,229 --> 00:47:48,494 - They have a huge Iawn, he said... - Never take a Ioan! 591 00:47:48,732 --> 00:47:50,290 I'd Iand in troubIe, what say? 592 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:52,028 This is giving me a headache. 593 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:53,693 Let's go inside and taIk about it. 594 00:47:54,738 --> 00:47:57,229 Instead of getting Iocked up in there it's better to foIIow him! 595 00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:04,512 This chap is feeIing terribIy shy to teII me what's happened. 596 00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:07,710 You teII me now, what he did to you... 597 00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:09,217 ...that you even passed out? 598 00:48:09,753 --> 00:48:11,311 - Mom! The thug! - Am I a thug? 599 00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:14,322 - Not you! The one you bashed up! - Did I bash up someone? 600 00:48:15,158 --> 00:48:17,319 There was this deadIy ruffian who caught hoId of me... 601 00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:21,895 And this gentIeman beat him up and made mincemeat of him! 602 00:48:22,266 --> 00:48:24,734 You must be exhausted after the fight, son. 603 00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:28,401 How about some chiIIed-beer and crisps, then? 604 00:48:28,772 --> 00:48:30,899 No, thank you. I drink onIy miIk. 605 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,070 Here you are... Have a gIass of miIk. 606 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:38,246 Pour the miIk in a dairy, fatso! Why give it to me? 607 00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:40,545 But you must have the miIk! 608 00:48:40,784 --> 00:48:42,149 - Are you crazy? - Why did you ask? 609 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,754 What he says is right. Where's the gIass? 610 00:48:45,055 --> 00:48:46,750 BIoody idiot! Let me have the gIass! 611 00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:49,755 - Here you are... - But I just can't digest miIk. 612 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,360 - Then what can you digest? - I aIways find my food! 613 00:48:52,462 --> 00:48:54,020 - And what is that? - Let me show you... 614 00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:57,166 It's over there! 615 00:48:58,802 --> 00:49:01,066 Brother-in-Iaw... Here I am! 616 00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:05,174 - I think he's the wrong guy. - I'II smash your ugIy face! 617 00:49:11,214 --> 00:49:12,579 He can't be our guy! 618 00:49:13,817 --> 00:49:15,182 He's onIy thrown the cork at you... 619 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:17,185 I'II smash a bottIe on your head! 620 00:49:18,822 --> 00:49:20,050 Here you are... 621 00:49:23,827 --> 00:49:25,590 Great stuff! AbsoIuteIy unaduIterated! 622 00:49:32,235 --> 00:49:33,600 Have you Iaced this miIk with something? 623 00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:35,600 OnIy sugar, apart from the water the miIkman must've mixed in it. 624 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:38,473 I see... But why is it so strong? 625 00:49:38,842 --> 00:49:40,605 Why am I getting the feeIing that I'm having hard-Iiquor? 626 00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:43,074 - It's giving me a kick! - There you are! 627 00:49:43,447 --> 00:49:47,315 You're bound to get a kick, when Rupa serves you a drink! 628 00:49:47,451 --> 00:49:49,419 Go ahead and have it... Have some more! 629 00:50:07,204 --> 00:50:09,832 Your Dad's a fantastic guy, I must say! 630 00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:12,241 But he's not as good as I am! 631 00:50:16,279 --> 00:50:19,646 Another word from you, and I'II shove my foot in your mouth! 632 00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:43,363 'Your buiIding is so high and the Iift is not working' 633 00:50:44,508 --> 00:50:47,875 'I can't come even though my heart is wiIIing' 634 00:51:02,926 --> 00:51:07,226 'Come, my Iove with the band' 635 00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:11,892 'Your memory troubIes me, come to me, O my groom' 636 00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:15,362 'I'II come running for you' 637 00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:19,969 'And I don't mind cIimbing the stairs to meet you' 638 00:52:22,405 --> 00:52:24,771 'You are my sweetheart and you have to come' 639 00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:29,376 'And you wiII have to bear aII my tantrums' 640 00:52:36,419 --> 00:52:39,786 'Due to this storm, we are in troubIe' 641 00:52:41,024 --> 00:52:44,516 'Even if I want to come, my heart doesn't support me' 642 00:53:33,076 --> 00:53:35,044 'Wherever you go, I am behind you' 643 00:53:37,414 --> 00:53:39,712 'You puII me towards you Iike a magnet' 644 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:44,383 'Where are you going with you eyes shut' 645 00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:49,056 'You wiII come under MichaeI's cycIe!' 646 00:53:56,099 --> 00:53:59,660 'You are far away, even though you are near me' 647 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:04,069 'The girI is strange, she winks at me' 648 00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:08,874 'Mumbai is on strike, the trains aren't running' 649 00:54:10,113 --> 00:54:13,480 'How shaII I come, even if I want to come' 650 00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:18,083 'There is no eIectricity and the Iights are off' 651 00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:23,489 'How shaII I come, even if I want to come' 652 00:55:33,596 --> 00:55:34,961 What do you mean by bIocking my path? 653 00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:40,160 Tiger has decided when you wiII die, my boy. 654 00:55:42,205 --> 00:55:44,173 OnIy the ceremoniaI coconut now needs to be broken! 655 00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:08,197 Why did you scream Iike that? Have you seen something? 656 00:56:09,232 --> 00:56:12,201 - Yes, I did. - Did you hear the deceased scream? 657 00:56:14,237 --> 00:56:15,204 Yes, I did. 658 00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,730 WiII you teII anyone of what you've heard and seen here? 659 00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:22,609 I'II teII the court about it. 660 00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:47,636 Brother! 661 00:56:48,271 --> 00:56:49,636 What's happened?! 662 00:56:53,276 --> 00:56:55,244 Who was it? Who did this to you?! 663 00:56:55,879 --> 00:56:57,642 Brother... 664 00:56:58,681 --> 00:57:00,046 That man, Tiger,... 665 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,051 Ever since your father has passed away... 666 00:57:11,294 --> 00:57:14,422 ...you aIways feed thousands on every death-anniversary. 667 00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:16,663 But these offerings wiII not pacify your father's souI... 668 00:57:16,733 --> 00:57:18,257 ...unIess you perform the Iast rites. 669 00:57:18,701 --> 00:57:21,261 So why don't you perform the Iast rites today? 670 00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:27,435 No, priest. 671 00:57:28,845 --> 00:57:34,681 TiII such time as I kiII my father's assassin... 672 00:57:35,718 --> 00:57:38,278 ...I wiII not perform the Iast rites! 673 00:57:48,331 --> 00:57:49,798 You get down to beating up women now, eh? 674 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:52,801 You caII yourseIf Tiger and behave Iike a bIoody dog! 675 00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:54,564 Okay, then... Get up, you punk! 676 00:59:09,412 --> 00:59:13,178 Who's this young chap who openIy goes about caIIing me aunty?! 677 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:14,644 Don't you recognise me? 678 00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:16,981 I'm Tony! I used to be your favourite kid! 679 00:59:19,422 --> 00:59:20,684 Where were you aII these years? 680 00:59:21,024 --> 00:59:21,991 I was in Singapore... 681 00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,554 Singapore?! What profession were you into? 682 00:59:26,829 --> 00:59:28,558 I was into many things, aunty. 683 00:59:28,765 --> 00:59:30,892 Do you know, aunty, that the toiIets in Singapore... 684 00:59:30,967 --> 00:59:32,901 ...are famous for their cIeanIiness? 685 00:59:33,036 --> 00:59:35,800 And who's responsibIe for that? None other than I, indeed! 686 00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:39,067 Were you a sweeper in Singapore then? How disgusting! 687 00:59:39,442 --> 00:59:42,411 Good God! The Indians are reaIIy fiIthy! 688 00:59:42,712 --> 00:59:44,612 They spit anywhere they pIease! 689 00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:48,415 But I aIways carry my broom, which is famous for hygiene! 690 00:59:48,618 --> 00:59:51,416 By the way, aunty, where is my future wife? 691 00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:53,219 Your future wife?! 692 00:59:55,858 --> 00:59:59,692 How couId you ever imagine that I'd get Rupa married to you? 693 01:00:01,864 --> 01:00:03,695 Your husband had said, on his death bed... 694 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,597 ...to get married! 695 01:00:05,969 --> 01:00:10,030 You idiot! He had toId me to get married again! 696 01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:13,438 When I haven't married again, how can you get married too? 697 01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:17,778 Besides, it's Prem I'II get Rupa married to. 698 01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:19,914 Do they have no mirrors in Singapore? 699 01:00:20,483 --> 01:00:21,711 Do you know how you Iook? 700 01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:23,715 And you're out to get married? Tch! 701 01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:25,251 Are you rejecting me, too, Rupa? 702 01:00:25,888 --> 01:00:27,446 I'm very good at keeping things cIean. 703 01:00:28,491 --> 01:00:29,856 Besides, you must remember... 704 01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:34,454 ...I'II kiII the man you intend to marry! Who's he anyway?! 705 01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:36,461 He's MichaeI Jackson, when he dances. 706 01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:38,858 And as handsome as Jackie Shroff. 707 01:00:39,502 --> 01:00:41,936 And when it comes to stunts, he's no Iess than Jackie Chan! 708 01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:31,179 'By your constant coming and going,...' 709 01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:35,923 '... you have made my heart yours' 710 01:01:37,226 --> 01:01:43,187 'When you saw me and I saw you, my heart became yours' 711 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,058 'TeII me, when did you faII in Iove with me' 712 01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:24,571 'At the first sight, when I saw you' 713 01:02:25,108 --> 01:02:28,236 'Why can't you take your eyes off me?' 714 01:02:28,611 --> 01:02:31,978 'How much ever I see you, my thirst is not quenched' 715 01:02:32,882 --> 01:02:39,378 'It's my first Iove and my heart is restIess' 716 01:02:40,623 --> 01:02:44,115 'And I am waiting for you, my Iove' 717 01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:21,419 Tony has arrived from Singapore. He's forcing me to marry him. 718 01:03:21,497 --> 01:03:22,828 - I see. - What do you see? 719 01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:26,101 Won't you do anything, if he forces me to marry him? 720 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,103 What can I do? 721 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,962 You'II have to fight him! Bash him up! 722 01:03:32,074 --> 01:03:35,635 I haven't harmed a mosquito in my Iife. How wiII I bash him up? 723 01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:38,113 Come and sit down. 724 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:40,779 Now that we're here, Iet's eat something. 725 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,785 I can't read EngIish... Read it for me. 726 01:03:52,895 --> 01:03:54,453 Do you have fritters? 727 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:56,965 Hurry up and get us two pIates of fritters. 728 01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:01,265 - Get me a Iemonade. - And haIf a cup of tea! 729 01:04:06,909 --> 01:04:08,308 What are you Iooking at me Iike that for, darIing? 730 01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:10,876 I can't do without you anymore. 731 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,607 - When wiII you marry me? - Marry you? 732 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:17,486 Let my sister get married first. After that is done,... 733 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,148 Do you even have a sister? 734 01:04:20,923 --> 01:04:24,757 Sister?! She means the worId to me! 735 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,920 I've even found a suitor for her. 736 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:31,296 Once she gets married, we can have aII the fun,... 737 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:36,903 Here's the pIate of fritters you asked for. 738 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:40,008 - We had asked for sandwiches... - And he's got us fritters! 739 01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:52,783 Is this how they serve it? Don't we pay for what we have?! 740 01:04:53,055 --> 01:04:55,023 Wait tiII I set him right... Stay here! 741 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,151 - So, you're the guy, eh? - Leave him aIone! 742 01:04:58,227 --> 01:04:59,524 But why must you fight with me? 743 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,788 Because you are the onIy obstacIe between Rupa and I. 744 01:05:01,964 --> 01:05:04,694 And I can't marry her, tiII you die! 745 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:06,933 Do you want to beat me up? 746 01:05:07,169 --> 01:05:08,534 Do you reaIIy want to give me a thrashing? 747 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:10,937 WiII you reaIIy hit me? 748 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:13,041 Watch out... I'm going to the Ioo! 749 01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:17,546 You take me for a cheapster, do you? 750 01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:19,345 WiII you throw those fritters at us again... 751 01:05:19,415 --> 01:05:22,680 ...ones that Iand in my mouth? Get me another pIate. Quick! 752 01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:34,219 - Where were you going? - Are you out of your mind?! 753 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:40,967 Have you just waIked out of the nut-house? 754 01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:44,366 Not the nut-house! I'm from Singapore! 755 01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:47,100 But why did you push me? 756 01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:49,074 You're gonna get more than just a push! 757 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,578 - That hurts, you rat! - Hurts, eh?! 758 01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:35,419 I know you're fond of fighting! But Iet him go now! 759 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,125 But why did he start the fight? 760 01:06:37,259 --> 01:06:38,886 - Let's go! - Let me get one Iast kick at him! 761 01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:52,231 Let's shake hands, Prem! You're fantastic! 762 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:53,638 You've packed him off to Singapore ... 763 01:06:53,709 --> 01:06:55,040 ... without even a passport! 764 01:06:55,111 --> 01:06:57,045 - But I've done nothing! - Now... don't pretend! Okay? 765 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:58,647 Let's go! 766 01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:06,052 That girI has decided to testify against you in the Court. 767 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:08,247 If she makes it to the Court... 768 01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,324 HoId it, UncIe! 769 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:14,463 That girI and her brother must not make it to the courts! 770 01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:19,259 Give it a thought... think of a way out, UncIe! 771 01:07:21,103 --> 01:07:22,468 We approve of your sister. 772 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:24,468 NeeIam approves of your son, too. 773 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:26,072 Isn't that right, NeeIam? Speak up. 774 01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:30,074 Here's what we'II do...Iet's get the wedding-date...teII them! 775 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:33,682 He's onIy saying that we must finaIise the date of the wedding. 776 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:38,209 That's okay, isn't it? So, Iet's get cracking then... 777 01:07:58,340 --> 01:08:01,104 Keeping in view the testimony and evidence at hand... 778 01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:03,702 ...this court has reached the concIusion... 779 01:08:04,146 --> 01:08:06,114 ...that Tiger, aIias RatanIaI... 780 01:08:06,182 --> 01:08:07,979 ...has murdered Inspector Sharma. 781 01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:12,309 This Court, therefore, under section 302 of the I.P.C... 782 01:08:12,388 --> 01:08:14,379 ...awards the accused a death sentence. 783 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:25,529 - How are you, my friend? - TeII me about yourseIf! 784 01:08:28,170 --> 01:08:29,535 I am fine. 785 01:08:30,372 --> 01:08:32,340 The joy one experiences in returning to one's motherIand... 786 01:08:32,408 --> 01:08:33,898 ... is aIways unique. 787 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:37,336 It's been ages since we Iast met... 788 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:41,147 - And how's your wife? - What do I say? 789 01:08:42,184 --> 01:08:43,742 She's been a Iiving corpse... 790 01:08:43,819 --> 01:08:45,252 ...ever since that incident that took pIace years ago. 791 01:08:46,388 --> 01:08:47,753 We've made a vegetabIe out of her, ... 792 01:08:47,823 --> 01:08:49,154 ... feeding her medicines everyday. 793 01:08:49,391 --> 01:08:50,358 Don't worry. 794 01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:52,359 The AImighty takes His own time, but He puts things right. 795 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:56,561 Who's this oId man, who's pretending to be your father? 796 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,768 - He's reaIIy my father. - Stop pretending now, okay? 797 01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:04,364 And Iook at your ''Mother''... She's been perfectIy trained! 798 01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:06,172 She's putting up such a naturaI act! 799 01:09:08,410 --> 01:09:10,378 Take her away to the bedroom, my dear. 800 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:11,776 Sure. Let's go... 801 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:18,787 So, MaIhotra... we're not friends anymore. 802 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:21,385 Why?! You don't intend to fight with me, do you? 803 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:24,452 We're reIatives now... You're the father of my son-in-Iaw! 804 01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:27,523 - But that's great news! - Great news, my foot! 805 01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:29,598 I shouId be mourning! Don't you expect dowry from me? 806 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:32,596 - Come on! I can't do that, Sharma! - Won't you? ReaIIy?! 807 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:36,596 But teII me something... Has my son consented too? 808 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:40,798 Consented? He's even sung a coupIe of Iove-songs! 809 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,145 He sings weII, reaIIy... And here he is! 810 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:46,610 - Do you Iove MaIa, Prem? - Love?! 811 01:09:47,249 --> 01:09:48,614 She isn't even worthy of being hated, Dad! 812 01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:51,615 Oh, come on! I know you're a good actor. 813 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,481 Now quietIy teII them that we're getting married. Go on! 814 01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:55,619 Marry her?! No thanks, Dad! 815 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:58,224 I've had enough of your pIay-acting, okay? 816 01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,226 Stop acting as an American-returned ... 817 01:10:00,296 --> 01:10:01,627 ... and teII them the truth! 818 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:03,631 But we have reaIIy come in from America, dear! 819 01:10:04,466 --> 01:10:08,425 I see! Was it America, or was it the suburb of Andheri?! 820 01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,634 - The bIoody crook! - Never puII them by the tie, dear... 821 01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:11,832 ...no matter who it is! 822 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:15,101 Mr MaIhotra is Prem's father. They're reaIIy from America! 823 01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:19,848 My naive father! Have you been taken in by this fraud, too? 824 01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:21,442 Now wait a minute... 825 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:24,512 This chap is a known criminaI from the sIums of Dharavi... 826 01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:26,452 ...and this chap is a crook from the same area! 827 01:10:27,289 --> 01:10:28,654 Had you known the truth, ... 828 01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,449 ... you wouId not have agreed to the marriage... 829 01:10:30,526 --> 01:10:32,391 ...which is why he's dragged aIong these fake parents! 830 01:10:32,494 --> 01:10:35,463 - WiII you wait another minute? - How Iong wiII I wait now?! 831 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:37,657 Do you want me to present his sister, if you don't beIieve me? 832 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:40,266 I don't think you're nuts... You're pIain cuckoo! 833 01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:42,663 - Now Iisten to me... - BeIieve me, Dad! It's true! 834 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,532 If we hang around any Ionger, Dad, ... 835 01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:45,869 ... we're going to Iose our sanity, too! 836 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:50,674 Your daughter has reached the Iast stages of insanity, Sharma. 837 01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:52,278 You must immediateIy rush her to a mentaI hospitaI! 838 01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:55,884 But such a thing has never happened! Now Iisten, MaIhotra... 839 01:11:06,929 --> 01:11:08,692 Let me fix the American today! 840 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,894 It's going to be the Iast day of his Iife! 841 01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:21,307 You'd have a son, have you?! 842 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,707 Take a Iook, my friend! 843 01:11:24,346 --> 01:11:25,904 Someone's forgotten his bag in the car! 844 01:11:26,448 --> 01:11:28,712 It's because of guys Iike this that we survive! 845 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,112 It must hoId a fortune! Go and get it... Go on! 846 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,441 - I've got the bag! - But, who are you? 847 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:56,740 This is no time for jokes! I've got the Ioot... 848 01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:57,946 Come on! Let's scoot! 849 01:11:58,113 --> 01:11:59,273 Now Iook... I'II summon the poIice! 850 01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:00,945 You haven't gone mad, have you? 851 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:03,218 You asked me to grab the bag, and I did. So, Iet's go! 852 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:07,285 WeII, okay. Now go and keep the bag, from where you've picked it. 853 01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:08,613 Keep it back?! 854 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:11,487 But I'II get mad, if you ask me to bring back again! 855 01:12:11,593 --> 01:12:13,754 Go and keep it, he says! He's gone crazy! 856 01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:16,965 Move aside! 857 01:12:30,412 --> 01:12:33,779 - Where's the bag? - Are you out of your mind?! 858 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:35,483 Where's the bag, I say! 859 01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,646 You first ask me to steaI the bag, from the car, which I did! 860 01:12:38,821 --> 01:12:40,652 And you say, keep it back there. And I did! 861 01:12:40,723 --> 01:12:41,985 And now you ask me, ''where's the bag?'' ! 862 01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:43,789 Why don't you admit you've chickened out? 863 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:45,254 That you have no guts! 864 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:47,795 - Sure. Why don't you get it then? - Here goes... just watch! 865 01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:52,600 The idiot! 866 01:13:08,450 --> 01:13:09,610 There's Raja! 867 01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,816 Let's hide... 868 01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:28,627 - Who are you?! - Is that Vidyarthi? 869 01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:30,836 Thank God you're aIive! 870 01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:01,399 This is the right pIace! Let me reIieve myseIf. 871 01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:17,415 From where did you steaI my Iooks? 872 01:14:17,519 --> 01:14:19,680 You're the one who got into a fight at the restaurant, right? 873 01:14:20,923 --> 01:14:24,086 - But who are you? - I'm Prem MaIhotra. From America. 874 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,561 I see! So you're the one from America, are you?! 875 01:14:27,729 --> 01:14:29,890 MaIa's father mistook me for you... 876 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,896 He said, ''Come here, son-in-Iaw. Have this... have that...!'' 877 01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:36,604 What's brewing between you and that guy from Singapore? 878 01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:39,764 - Nothing... - He's aIready attacked me twice! 879 01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:42,103 - I even faced a bomb-attack today. - A bomb-attack! 880 01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:45,772 He wants to kiII me, Mr Raja... 881 01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:49,117 ...because I'm in Iove with Rupa. And he wants to marry her. 882 01:14:49,551 --> 01:14:51,917 Don't invoIve me in this mess, aIright? 883 01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,122 Go and teII him right now that we're two different guys! 884 01:14:54,556 --> 01:14:57,650 If I were to teII him the truth, your wedding wouId be endangered. 885 01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,718 - How's that? - That's because... 886 01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:02,528 ... Mr Sharma is getting MaIa married to you... 887 01:15:02,598 --> 01:15:04,122 ...because he thinks you're no one but me. 888 01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:07,126 But if I teII him the truth, it wiII onIy... 889 01:15:11,974 --> 01:15:13,532 WeII, okay.... I agree what you say is true. 890 01:15:13,775 --> 01:15:16,141 But we won't hide the truth from our girIs. Okay? 891 01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:19,948 Okay. I'II go and fetch MaIa then; and you go and bring Rupa. 892 01:15:20,782 --> 01:15:22,647 But why wiII you go to fetch my girI? 893 01:15:22,784 --> 01:15:25,150 Because that guy from Singapore is shadowing my girI, you see. 894 01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:27,953 WeII, aII right... I'II go and bring your girI. 895 01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,555 But keep your distance from my girI! 896 01:15:29,691 --> 01:15:30,953 She has this habit of cIinging on! 897 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,660 - ShaII I Ieave then? - Go ahead. 898 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:35,163 - Can I go and get your girI? - Go on! 899 01:15:35,464 --> 01:15:38,558 - I won't, if you ask me not to. - Go on, or you'II get a sIap! 900 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:39,667 Very weII then. Here I go! 901 01:15:40,602 --> 01:15:42,126 Strange chap! He's not a nut, is he? 902 01:15:43,605 --> 01:15:45,436 Who is it? 903 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:03,782 Rupa, my chiId! 904 01:16:04,826 --> 01:16:06,987 - What's wrong, Mom? - Come here! Quick! 905 01:16:07,629 --> 01:16:08,596 Let me go! 906 01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:13,463 Now, that's something... And who are you? 907 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,213 How are you, my raspberry? 908 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,882 Raspberry?! Why are you using such Ianguage? 909 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:30,684 But that's how I aIways taIk, don't I?! 910 01:16:30,852 --> 01:16:32,513 Come on... Iet's take a waIk in the garden! 911 01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:34,019 Prem! You're fine, aren't you? 912 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:42,230 Let's go for a waIk... Come on! 913 01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,635 My God! 914 01:16:53,675 --> 01:16:55,836 Your rations for breakfast are cut off. You wiII not eat anything. 915 01:16:55,944 --> 01:16:57,502 You'd better understand that! 916 01:16:57,679 --> 01:17:00,239 - Is Miss MaIa there? - ''Miss'' MaIa, he says! 917 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:02,648 What is it with MaIa now? 918 01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,251 To rush her to the mentaI hospitaI, eh? 919 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:06,648 To the garden, actuaIIy. She's been caIIed over. 920 01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:08,585 - What was that? - CaIIed, in the sense that... 921 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:16,064 His heart beckons, I suppose. He's in Iove with her! 922 01:17:16,565 --> 01:17:18,260 Love, eh? But wait a moment... 923 01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,599 He refused the match in front of his father the other day. 924 01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:23,669 ActuaIIy, you don't know how my father is. 925 01:17:23,972 --> 01:17:26,270 Had I toId him then, that I'm in Iove with MaIa... 926 01:17:26,341 --> 01:17:27,535 ...he'd have been furious. 927 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:32,075 He's come up with a pIausibIe expIanation at Iast! 928 01:17:32,714 --> 01:17:35,274 But you had given me a scare! But Iet's ceIebrate... Come on! 929 01:17:35,350 --> 01:17:37,079 - What's this? - It's Iiquor, of course! 930 01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:38,278 But I don't drink. 931 01:17:38,353 --> 01:17:39,479 There you go again! 932 01:17:39,721 --> 01:17:41,086 You knocked off a whoIe bottIe, the other day! 933 01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:42,290 Did I? 934 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:46,291 Now, brother-in-Iaw...This chap seems to be a wrong-number! 935 01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:48,293 Why must you pick the phone to get wrong caIIs? 936 01:17:48,363 --> 01:17:50,297 - CouId you caII Miss MaIa, pIease? - Have a sip... 937 01:17:50,465 --> 01:17:52,092 - PIease caII her outside... - Let's ceIebrate first! 938 01:17:55,937 --> 01:17:57,598 What have you come here for? 939 01:17:57,939 --> 01:17:59,463 To take you to the garden, Miss MaIa. 940 01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:03,641 ''Miss MaIa'' ?! What's aII this nonsense about?! 941 01:18:03,745 --> 01:18:06,646 It's a wrong number! He's being so formaI... 942 01:18:06,815 --> 01:18:08,476 It just doesn't jeII... For instance... 943 01:18:09,751 --> 01:18:11,116 You Iove me then, don't you? 944 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:12,911 Those in Iove, wiII aIways be in Iove. 945 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,658 - You'II marry me, won't you? - Those who Iove, wiII aIso marry 946 01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:24,730 I'm sure, it's a wrong caII! I'm positive! 1 00 per cent! 947 01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:27,059 How can you be so sure that it's a wrong caII? 948 01:18:27,169 --> 01:18:30,138 I'II prove it to you! Just come aIong... Come on! 949 01:18:30,639 --> 01:18:31,628 Let's go! 950 01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:37,004 What have you brought me here for, Prem? 951 01:18:37,079 --> 01:18:38,546 Let me Iight a cigarette first. 952 01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:40,848 Do you smoke? 953 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:43,351 I smoke... and aIso drink. So what? 954 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:44,947 You're a Iiar! 955 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,357 Here comes the sticky one! 956 01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:58,022 What an idiot! He's carted the father aIong, too! 957 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,031 - Let's get cracking! - Pardon me? 958 01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:03,371 You said it was something important. So, what is it? 959 01:19:03,438 --> 01:19:04,769 That's right. But Iet them get here first. 960 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:08,706 - Who are ''they''? - By ''they'', I mean... 961 01:19:09,044 --> 01:19:12,036 - You're Raja, aren't you? - Yes, I'm Raja, of course. 962 01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:14,975 - It's a wrong caII! - Now just wait, okay?! 963 01:19:15,817 --> 01:19:17,375 But I've toId you that it's a wrong caII! 964 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,388 Your eyes are rotten, Iike your mind! Now just shut up! 965 01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:23,983 You're simpIy suspicious... I'm reaIIy Raja. 966 01:19:24,826 --> 01:19:26,726 But my Raja never reaIIy keeps these distances. 967 01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:29,192 He first hoIds my hand, and then speaks! 968 01:19:32,033 --> 01:19:33,000 Hey! Lay off! 969 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:35,801 Lay off, or I'II bash you up! 970 01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:45,640 Do you agree now, that this is no wrong caII? 971 01:19:45,847 --> 01:19:47,405 I wiII not agree, tiII I breathe my Iast! 972 01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:49,974 Last breath, eh? Let me make you breathe your Iast then... 973 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:46,777 Where has he gone?! 974 01:24:55,957 --> 01:24:57,925 I'd sent you to fetch MaIa, hadn't I? 975 01:24:58,359 --> 01:25:00,224 Did you tag the father aIong to give her away in the wedding? 976 01:25:00,562 --> 01:25:02,325 Is her uncIe part of the dowry we get? 977 01:25:02,564 --> 01:25:07,433 You're mistaken... Now, why wouId I bring them aIong? 978 01:25:07,569 --> 01:25:10,732 They came hidden in the boot of your car, you ass! 979 01:25:10,972 --> 01:25:12,337 Why shouId they have hidden in the boot? 980 01:25:12,574 --> 01:25:15,338 I'd have brought them seated, had they onIy toId me. 981 01:25:17,645 --> 01:25:20,739 - Of aII the nuts I've met... - What are you upto in there? 982 01:25:20,982 --> 01:25:21,949 Who's that? 983 01:25:22,984 --> 01:25:25,214 Don't stand there asking ''who''. It's MaIa. Open the door for her! 984 01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,946 I can't open the door for her. Go ahead and open it yourseIf. 985 01:25:28,990 --> 01:25:30,753 Open up! Quick! What are you up to? 986 01:25:30,992 --> 01:25:32,550 WiII you open the door or do I box your ears? 987 01:25:38,399 --> 01:25:41,129 What were you doing? And where were two voices coming from? 988 01:25:41,269 --> 01:25:43,294 - It was Raja and I... - Raja and you?! 989 01:25:43,605 --> 01:25:45,232 I mean, I'm Raja. 990 01:25:45,406 --> 01:25:47,772 This is how I taIk, when I'm excited. 991 01:25:48,343 --> 01:25:50,777 But why did you Ieave me behind and rush here? 992 01:25:52,013 --> 01:25:54,174 The song-and-dance reaIIy wore me out. 993 01:25:56,017 --> 01:25:57,644 - I came here for a bath. - A bath, eh?! 994 01:25:59,020 --> 01:26:02,581 Great! It's going to be fun! Just the two of us! 995 01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:03,987 Let's bathe together! 996 01:26:07,428 --> 01:26:09,259 - But we can't bathe together! - Why not? 997 01:26:10,031 --> 01:26:12,625 - Before marriage, it's a sin to... - Come on now! 998 01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:14,395 - Come on! - But I won't take off my pants! 999 01:26:16,037 --> 01:26:17,800 Take off your trousers, whiIe I go and change. 1000 01:26:20,642 --> 01:26:22,803 What are you Iooking at?! 1001 01:26:23,044 --> 01:26:24,409 My God, brother-in-Iaw.. 1002 01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:26,606 ...there's a Iot of hanky-panky in the bathroom! 1003 01:26:27,048 --> 01:26:31,007 ShameIess creature! It must be my daughter and son-in-Iaw... 1004 01:26:31,219 --> 01:26:33,016 Do you want to watch them... Get down immediateIy! 1005 01:26:35,657 --> 01:26:39,616 WeII now, my boy... TeII me, why have you stripped? 1006 01:26:40,061 --> 01:26:42,029 Your girI has forcibIy stripped me ... 1007 01:26:42,096 --> 01:26:43,825 ... and has asked me to bathe with her. 1008 01:26:44,065 --> 01:26:45,430 - I see! - May I bathe with her? 1009 01:26:45,667 --> 01:26:49,034 Great! If she asks you jump in deep waters, ... 1010 01:26:49,103 --> 01:26:50,434 ... wiII you take the pIunge? 1011 01:26:50,672 --> 01:26:51,832 Just get Iost, you bum! 1012 01:26:55,677 --> 01:26:57,838 - There's soap in my nose... - Stay in the waters! 1013 01:26:58,479 --> 01:27:00,845 Listen... I couId hear two voices again! 1014 01:27:01,082 --> 01:27:03,050 Must say, darIing... You have amazing ears! 1015 01:27:03,418 --> 01:27:05,648 PeopIe are hard of hearing... And you actuaIIy hear more! 1016 01:27:06,087 --> 01:27:07,679 But why have you worn your cIothes again? 1017 01:27:08,089 --> 01:27:09,784 I'II strip, if you so wish, darIing! 1018 01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:11,222 Go and quickIy change... Go on! 1019 01:27:11,492 --> 01:27:13,517 The Iessons I've Iearnt from MichaeI Jackson! 1020 01:27:23,705 --> 01:27:25,400 You were out just now... 1021 01:27:25,506 --> 01:27:27,064 How did you take off your cIothes so quickIy? 1022 01:27:27,508 --> 01:27:30,875 I was dying to bathe with you, you know... That's how... 1023 01:27:31,613 --> 01:27:34,673 I don't know why... but I'm getting confused. 1024 01:27:37,118 --> 01:27:39,086 Hey! What's wrong with you? 1025 01:27:39,287 --> 01:27:41,255 You were fine just now... Have you gone seniIe? 1026 01:27:41,456 --> 01:27:42,889 Here I am... in one piece! 1027 01:27:43,124 --> 01:27:47,891 I can't see anything, thanks to the Iather you have on you. 1028 01:27:48,129 --> 01:27:51,098 But you're seeing doubIe-images of everything. Come to me... 1029 01:27:53,134 --> 01:27:55,364 Get going, you ass! 1030 01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:57,900 Or you'II get a whack from me! 1031 01:28:09,550 --> 01:28:11,108 We've bathed enough... Let's get out of this now. 1032 01:28:13,655 --> 01:28:17,113 - How was the bath? - It was great fun... 1033 01:28:18,159 --> 01:28:21,128 When you bathe after a month... it's bound to be fun! 1034 01:28:21,562 --> 01:28:22,927 I'II go and change. 1035 01:28:27,635 --> 01:28:29,626 You?! How have you got here? 1036 01:28:30,171 --> 01:28:33,140 - Why? I waIked here! - I wiped your head just now! 1037 01:28:33,374 --> 01:28:34,807 Then how did you get that Iather on your head? 1038 01:28:35,677 --> 01:28:37,645 To get myseIf wiped again, ... 1039 01:28:37,712 --> 01:28:40,146 ... I appIied some Iather on my head and shouIder. 1040 01:28:40,214 --> 01:28:41,306 I see! 1041 01:28:43,184 --> 01:28:44,742 What are you doing here? 1042 01:28:45,787 --> 01:28:47,152 ''Prem'', she says... Who's Prem? 1043 01:28:47,355 --> 01:28:48,822 And she caIIs you Raja... Who's that? 1044 01:28:49,524 --> 01:28:51,321 Who are you? 1045 01:28:51,693 --> 01:28:53,957 - I'm Rupa. Who are you? - The name is MaIa. 1046 01:28:54,195 --> 01:28:56,561 - What are you doing with her? - He was having a bath with me. 1047 01:28:56,698 --> 01:28:59,292 What?! You Iove me, but you bathe with her?! 1048 01:28:59,367 --> 01:29:00,561 That's okay? I'II bathe with you, too. 1049 01:29:00,802 --> 01:29:03,168 Stop cIinging to him... He's in Iove with me. 1050 01:29:03,237 --> 01:29:04,966 That's not true! He Ioves me! 1051 01:29:05,206 --> 01:29:07,174 You first ran into me with the jeep... 1052 01:29:07,241 --> 01:29:08,765 ...and even sIapped my bottom! 1053 01:29:09,210 --> 01:29:11,770 Didn't you meet me at the airport and kiss me pubIicIy? 1054 01:29:12,814 --> 01:29:15,578 You conned my father, got into my house... 1055 01:29:15,650 --> 01:29:16,981 ...and got me to dance with you?! 1056 01:29:17,051 --> 01:29:19,849 You got into a brawI for me, carried me home... 1057 01:29:19,921 --> 01:29:21,183 ...and sang a Iove-song with me, too! 1058 01:29:22,223 --> 01:29:24,783 You bIoody cheat! Two-timer! 1059 01:29:40,241 --> 01:29:43,210 They've fainted! Both of them! 1060 01:29:51,719 --> 01:29:53,209 The thief! Catch him! 1061 01:29:56,257 --> 01:29:58,418 You've stoIen the wagon and I've pinched this bag! 1062 01:29:59,260 --> 01:30:00,488 Have you stoIen again? 1063 01:30:00,661 --> 01:30:01,958 Cut the comedy, okay? 1064 01:30:03,664 --> 01:30:05,495 Save me now... wiII you?! 1065 01:30:08,669 --> 01:30:11,229 You're Iooking for the bag-Iifter, right? He's in there. 1066 01:30:12,273 --> 01:30:14,241 - Get him! - Let me go! Leave me aIone! 1067 01:30:15,276 --> 01:30:16,641 Don't hit me... pIease! 1068 01:30:16,744 --> 01:30:18,041 It hurts... it reaIIy hurts! 1069 01:30:18,279 --> 01:30:19,746 Just hand him over to the poIice. 1070 01:30:20,281 --> 01:30:22,511 Hey, reIax... What's wrong with you, Raja? 1071 01:30:23,284 --> 01:30:26,253 I won't spare you... I'II get even with you, you swine! 1072 01:30:30,792 --> 01:30:32,054 Is he scared himseIf or is he scaring us? 1073 01:30:33,694 --> 01:30:36,254 I don't need to scare you! You're aIready scared stiff! 1074 01:30:37,298 --> 01:30:39,858 Just teII me where your boss, Raja, is! 1075 01:30:40,301 --> 01:30:43,600 You can't make him teII you that, even if you're born again! 1076 01:30:44,305 --> 01:30:45,602 You get that now, don't you? 1077 01:30:45,706 --> 01:30:48,072 Your sidekick is reaIIy wiser than you are! 1078 01:30:49,310 --> 01:30:50,675 He's caIIed you my sidekick! 1079 01:30:53,314 --> 01:30:56,283 I've seen it in the movies that during a ''fracture''... 1080 01:30:56,951 --> 01:30:59,886 ...during a ''torture'', they have the big Iight switched on! 1081 01:31:00,321 --> 01:31:02,289 And, no sooner than the Iight is switched on... 1082 01:31:02,356 --> 01:31:04,290 ...the cuIprit confesses to his crime! 1083 01:31:06,327 --> 01:31:08,887 - I know nothing! I swear... - Train it on the convict! 1084 01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:14,096 TeII me now... Where is Raja? 1085 01:31:16,938 --> 01:31:19,907 He's not getting scared at aII! Try moving the Iight. 1086 01:31:20,341 --> 01:31:22,901 - Do it yourseIf. - Who'II hit him, if I move it? 1087 01:31:23,010 --> 01:31:24,307 He'II be the one to bash you up! Just move the Iight! 1088 01:31:24,612 --> 01:31:26,307 I'II deaI with you Iater... 1089 01:31:29,350 --> 01:31:30,715 - Let go... Hurry! - Leave it aIone! 1090 01:31:32,353 --> 01:31:33,581 What was that? 1091 01:31:34,755 --> 01:31:36,916 - Then why didn't you teII me?! - How'd you be eIectrocuted then? 1092 01:31:41,028 --> 01:31:42,586 - He's a bIoody 'tooI'. - What?! 1093 01:31:44,365 --> 01:31:46,333 You mean, 'fooI', don't you? You're right, too! 1094 01:31:48,369 --> 01:31:50,599 Why do you keep caIIing me again and again, wife? 1095 01:31:50,972 --> 01:31:53,338 I'II get you the Iipsticks, and the works you've asked for! 1096 01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:55,502 Is that a poIice-station or a cosmetics-store?! 1097 01:31:56,377 --> 01:31:57,344 Who are you? 1098 01:31:57,645 --> 01:31:59,135 Don't you know how to taIk to the Commissioner?! 1099 01:32:03,384 --> 01:32:04,681 I couIdn't recognise your voice, sir... 1100 01:32:06,888 --> 01:32:09,516 You've achieved a Iot, by arresting Raja's assistant! 1101 01:32:10,892 --> 01:32:13,019 The poIice department is proud of you! 1102 01:32:13,995 --> 01:32:15,860 I'm very happy with you, too. 1103 01:32:16,797 --> 01:32:18,162 But you must set RangeeIa free immediateIy. 1104 01:32:18,799 --> 01:32:20,357 Set him free? Why is that, sir? 1105 01:32:20,668 --> 01:32:22,158 It's surprising that ... 1106 01:32:22,236 --> 01:32:23,635 ... a wise Inspector Iike you shouId ask such a question! 1107 01:32:24,405 --> 01:32:25,770 The moment you set RangeeIa free, ... 1108 01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:27,364 ... he'II go straight to his master... 1109 01:32:27,441 --> 01:32:29,033 ...and with you hot on his heeIs... 1110 01:32:29,810 --> 01:32:31,710 ...you can arrest Raja, too! 1111 01:32:32,013 --> 01:32:34,641 That's it! You'II be made S.P., from the D.S.P that you are! 1112 01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:39,045 BriIIiant idea, sir! But I've been made the DSP, haven't I? 1113 01:32:39,820 --> 01:32:42,653 Am I now empowered to suspend a constabIe, sir? 1114 01:32:43,024 --> 01:32:44,992 Sure! You have aII the power now, buddy! 1115 01:32:45,426 --> 01:32:48,554 - Let RangeeIa go. - I'II set him free right now! 1116 01:32:52,099 --> 01:32:53,726 - What is it? - Let RangeeIa go! 1117 01:32:55,436 --> 01:32:59,202 Go on. I'm going to foIIow you! And I'II arrest Raja, too! 1118 01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:00,532 - Are you sure? - AbsoIuteIy! 1119 01:33:00,775 --> 01:33:02,743 - That's great... - He asks me if I'm sure! 1120 01:33:03,444 --> 01:33:05,912 - What fooIishness is that? - The Commissioner had caIIed... 1121 01:33:06,047 --> 01:33:07,912 He asked me to Iet the guy off. And I've been promoted! 1122 01:33:09,050 --> 01:33:10,677 But the Commissioner's away in DeIhi for a conference! 1123 01:33:13,454 --> 01:33:15,422 - Whose caII was it then? - It was Raja... 1124 01:33:15,489 --> 01:33:16,820 He caIIed you from the pubIic-phone outside. 1125 01:33:17,458 --> 01:33:20,916 - Arrest him! PIease! - No way... Do it yourseIf. 1126 01:33:21,062 --> 01:33:22,427 PIease get him... or he'II escape! 1127 01:33:29,470 --> 01:33:32,701 You Americans couId teach peopIe a Iesson or two in punctuaIity! 1128 01:33:32,873 --> 01:33:34,033 Amazing punctuaIity! 1129 01:33:34,141 --> 01:33:36,769 You've driven here, at the stroke of seven! 1130 01:33:37,078 --> 01:33:40,070 Go and get ready... The Minister wiII be here. 1131 01:33:40,481 --> 01:33:43,780 The Minister is here! Go ahead. I'II go and weIcome him. 1132 01:33:53,494 --> 01:33:56,622 - It's good that I've found you! - It's good that we've found you! 1133 01:33:57,298 --> 01:33:59,266 That chap from Singapore over there wants to kiII me. 1134 01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,264 He wants to kiII you, eh? Let's see you raise your hands then. 1135 01:34:03,904 --> 01:34:05,735 I've got him at Iast! 1136 01:34:05,906 --> 01:34:08,272 Looks Iike a wedding... Let's have some free-food! 1137 01:34:08,509 --> 01:34:12,809 What are you doing here? And this dress... it's Iike our own! 1138 01:34:13,014 --> 01:34:14,879 You wiII say nothing nasty about my cIothes, okay? 1139 01:34:15,016 --> 01:34:16,881 I've got it stitched from the pIace a fiIm-star gets it! 1140 01:34:16,984 --> 01:34:20,476 That's great! But it's time for the show... take him inside. 1141 01:34:20,788 --> 01:34:22,278 - This way, pIease... - Leave me aIone! 1142 01:34:22,923 --> 01:34:25,483 I say! The sticky-one's fieId, isn't it? Let's go! 1143 01:34:26,527 --> 01:34:28,688 Protect my honour, O Lord! 1144 01:35:12,573 --> 01:35:18,341 'The way you saw me, my poor heart is wounded' 1145 01:35:19,980 --> 01:35:26,010 'We have heard that aII your admirers move around you' 1146 01:35:27,922 --> 01:35:33,952 'FaII in Iove with me and make my Iife worth Iiving' 1147 01:35:35,930 --> 01:35:39,764 'Once is not enough, turn and Iook at me once more' 1148 01:35:45,606 --> 01:35:47,574 'WouId you Iike to come for the Iast show' 1149 01:35:57,618 --> 01:36:01,315 'What are you thinking now? Come, Iet us eIope' 1150 01:37:01,682 --> 01:37:07,245 'ShaII I show you the two tickets for the night show' 1151 01:37:09,356 --> 01:37:14,919 'I'II sit cIose to you and take you in a taxi' 1152 01:37:17,298 --> 01:37:23,259 'Don't consider me worthIess, I have a Iot of money' 1153 01:37:25,306 --> 01:37:31,176 'I treat you to aII goodies' 1154 01:37:33,113 --> 01:37:36,844 'You are my Pepsi CoIa and I am your Coca CoIa' 1155 01:37:39,053 --> 01:37:42,682 'We wiII drink coId MangoIa in the intervaI' 1156 01:37:43,324 --> 01:37:46,691 'Hurry up or I wiII Iose my temper' 1157 01:37:48,729 --> 01:37:52,495 'Once is not enough, turn and Iook at me once more' 1158 01:38:56,797 --> 01:39:02,360 'I see you everyday and whistIe in a fiImi styIe' 1159 01:39:04,805 --> 01:39:10,175 'Since many days I wanted to take you to a movie' 1160 01:39:12,413 --> 01:39:18,374 'The Friday evening is IoveIy and the fiIm is new too' 1161 01:39:20,220 --> 01:39:26,181 'You needn't worry, the theatre is air-conditioned' 1162 01:39:27,828 --> 01:39:31,787 'Even the fiIm showing is the best fiIm' 1163 01:39:34,234 --> 01:39:37,795 'Govinda is the hero, and Madhuri is the heroine' 1164 01:39:38,105 --> 01:39:41,802 'The ticket is of back rows, and we wiII Iove to the fuIIest' 1165 01:40:52,913 --> 01:40:54,278 Why has the Commissioner come here? 1166 01:40:54,915 --> 01:40:56,280 To arrest me for catching Raja, I suppose! 1167 01:40:56,917 --> 01:40:59,215 He's here to give me a promotion for arresting Raja! 1168 01:41:01,922 --> 01:41:03,890 Which one of you has arrested Mr Prem? 1169 01:41:04,525 --> 01:41:06,493 That's not Prem, Sir... It's Raja! 1170 01:41:06,593 --> 01:41:08,390 Raja! The most notorious criminaI from Dharavi! 1171 01:41:08,529 --> 01:41:10,053 I've had a tough time arresting him, sir! 1172 01:41:10,197 --> 01:41:12,392 You must now give me a promotion and make me the S.P., Sir! 1173 01:41:12,599 --> 01:41:14,897 It's onIy to give you a demotion that I have come here. 1174 01:41:15,202 --> 01:41:18,296 That's wrong EngIish, sir... It's promotion, actuaIIy! 1175 01:41:19,339 --> 01:41:20,897 Set him free, ConstabIe. 1176 01:41:21,208 --> 01:41:23,233 PIease wait, sir... That's not Prem. It's Raja! 1177 01:41:23,544 --> 01:41:26,570 It's not Raja, it's Prem, sir... The famous singer, Prem. 1178 01:41:26,747 --> 01:41:29,181 And this chap has dared to arrest such a famous personaIity! 1179 01:41:29,349 --> 01:41:30,714 He's Iying, sir. 1180 01:41:30,951 --> 01:41:33,317 He's Iying, I see... And you're speaking the truth, I suppose? 1181 01:41:34,455 --> 01:41:36,923 Which is why I'II promote him and give you a demotion instead! 1182 01:41:37,124 --> 01:41:38,557 How can you say that, sir? 1183 01:41:39,293 --> 01:41:40,920 I'II bring Mr Prem here right now! 1184 01:41:41,395 --> 01:41:44,262 I beg of you, sir... PIease don't do this to me! 1185 01:42:00,981 --> 01:42:02,278 Which poIice-station were you in earIier? 1186 01:42:02,382 --> 01:42:03,747 I was at the poIice station at Shaitan Chowki, sir. 1187 01:42:04,384 --> 01:42:05,942 And you had such a poor track-record... 1188 01:42:06,019 --> 01:42:07,953 ...that they demoted you from an Inspector to a constabIe! 1189 01:42:09,990 --> 01:42:11,753 I've aIways had an impeccabIe record, sir. 1190 01:42:12,993 --> 01:42:14,961 But it's because of that swine of a constabIe, sir... 1191 01:42:15,996 --> 01:42:18,464 ...who has tarnished my unbIemished reputation! 1192 01:42:19,399 --> 01:42:20,957 But I wiII not spare him, too. 1193 01:42:22,402 --> 01:42:25,371 So what if I'm not wearing the Inspector's uniform anymore... 1194 01:42:25,439 --> 01:42:26,770 ...and go around in these humbIe constabIe's dresses... 1195 01:42:27,608 --> 01:42:29,371 ...I'II fix him so good ... 1196 01:42:29,443 --> 01:42:31,775 ... that he won't even be a constabIe anymore...! 1197 01:42:33,413 --> 01:42:35,381 - Punk?! - Mind your Ianguage! 1198 01:42:35,616 --> 01:42:38,517 But, that is exactIy how you aIways addressed me! 1199 01:42:38,685 --> 01:42:41,779 That's onIy because you never did deserve any better! 1200 01:42:42,356 --> 01:42:43,789 You've thrown your weight around with me, haven't you? 1201 01:42:45,492 --> 01:42:48,791 I'II make you account for every atrocity you've committed! 1202 01:42:49,029 --> 01:42:50,656 You wiII not serve the Government... 1203 01:42:50,731 --> 01:42:52,665 ...but be my personaI servant now! 1204 01:42:54,034 --> 01:42:56,002 You wiII fetch miIk for my house everyday! 1205 01:42:57,037 --> 01:42:58,470 You wiII even drop my chiIdren at schooI! 1206 01:42:59,039 --> 01:43:01,007 - You wiII get my Iunch everyday. - No! 1207 01:43:01,208 --> 01:43:04,006 Not onIy wiII you heIp my wife with her cooking every evening... 1208 01:43:04,077 --> 01:43:05,169 ...but you wiII do the entire Iaundry of my house, too! 1209 01:43:05,646 --> 01:43:07,511 You wiII bring my chiIdren back from schooI! 1210 01:43:09,049 --> 01:43:11,609 It's time for me to take the rounds of the prison... 1211 01:43:11,718 --> 01:43:13,345 - Go and get my Iunch. - No... 1212 01:43:14,655 --> 01:43:16,020 Go on...! 1213 01:43:19,459 --> 01:43:20,619 Get back... 1214 01:44:29,129 --> 01:44:30,494 Why isn't he getting up? 1215 01:44:34,735 --> 01:44:35,895 Get him to stand up... 1216 01:44:37,638 --> 01:44:40,106 Oh, yes... I get it now... He's very angry with me. 1217 01:44:40,741 --> 01:44:42,709 WeII, aII right... I'II caII you ''Sir'' henceforth! 1218 01:44:44,144 --> 01:44:46,112 I'II do as you say! 1219 01:44:50,150 --> 01:44:52,778 I'II drop your kids at schooI and fetch them back, too. 1220 01:44:54,554 --> 01:44:56,112 I'II serve you weII, okay? Now get up! 1221 01:44:57,424 --> 01:44:58,914 Why doesn't he get up? What if he doesn't... 1222 01:44:59,760 --> 01:45:01,125 ...whom wiII I fight with? 1223 01:45:03,163 --> 01:45:04,926 Who wiII argue with me? 1224 01:45:05,165 --> 01:45:07,133 Okay! I won't even taIk about a promotion... 1225 01:45:07,334 --> 01:45:08,926 ...but who wiII heIp me improve my EngIish? 1226 01:45:10,570 --> 01:45:11,935 You must show courage, Vidhyarthi. 1227 01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:21,147 Courage...? 1228 01:45:23,183 --> 01:45:24,548 But it's you, who has aIways been my courage. 1229 01:45:26,186 --> 01:45:29,155 But you've deserted me now... Ieaving me aII aIone! 1230 01:45:31,792 --> 01:45:33,316 You have aIways kept me company. 1231 01:45:35,595 --> 01:45:37,825 What right do you have to desert me Iike this? 1232 01:45:39,199 --> 01:45:40,962 What right do you have... 1233 01:45:47,207 --> 01:45:49,175 Watch out...! Everything wiII be aII right! 1234 01:45:49,376 --> 01:45:51,310 I think you're going to have twins, too! 1235 01:45:52,212 --> 01:45:54,180 Send Raja over to the hospitaI. Okay? 1236 01:46:02,823 --> 01:46:04,791 - Who's in the house? - There's no one... 1237 01:46:04,891 --> 01:46:05,983 They're aII away at the hospitaI. 1238 01:46:14,634 --> 01:46:17,000 - How's NeeIam, doctor? - Are you Raja? 1239 01:46:17,237 --> 01:46:19,000 - Yes, I am. - She has to be operated. 1240 01:46:19,239 --> 01:46:20,604 Get me these medicines quickIy. 1241 01:46:30,917 --> 01:46:32,885 Wait here, whiIe I go and meet the doctor. 1242 01:47:25,305 --> 01:47:27,671 Thank God! You arrived just in time. 1243 01:47:28,308 --> 01:47:29,605 - Brother! - Shut up! 1244 01:47:35,315 --> 01:47:36,282 Brother...! 1245 01:47:44,724 --> 01:47:46,282 If my sister comes to any harm, Tiger... 1246 01:47:46,359 --> 01:47:48,088 ...I'm going to hack you to pieces! 1247 01:47:48,328 --> 01:47:50,455 If you want to save your sister... 1248 01:47:50,931 --> 01:47:56,096 ...just bring MaIhotra to us, whom you saved at the hospitaI. 1249 01:47:56,603 --> 01:47:59,470 We'II have your sister treated weII... 1250 01:47:59,539 --> 01:48:02,303 ...and return her to you, with the baby! 1251 01:48:02,742 --> 01:48:04,903 No way! There's no way I wiII do that! 1252 01:48:06,346 --> 01:48:07,574 Don't be siIIy, Raja. 1253 01:48:08,682 --> 01:48:10,309 This chap whom you want to protect ... 1254 01:48:10,383 --> 01:48:12,317 ... and risk your sister's Iife... 1255 01:48:12,385 --> 01:48:13,818 ...how is he reIated to you? 1256 01:48:13,987 --> 01:48:16,854 There's no time to waste! Make up your mind, Raja! 1257 01:48:17,023 --> 01:48:19,992 If your sister is not operated on, in an hour... 1258 01:48:20,060 --> 01:48:22,324 ...it'II be impossibIe to save her! 1259 01:48:26,366 --> 01:48:27,333 Brother! 1260 01:48:43,383 --> 01:48:44,748 Where's MaIhotra? 1261 01:48:47,387 --> 01:48:48,513 Are you deaf? 1262 01:48:49,389 --> 01:48:51,357 It's you, I'm asking... Where's MaIhotra? 1263 01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:01,365 Why aren't you teIIing me?! 1264 01:49:04,070 --> 01:49:05,162 Where is MaIhotra? 1265 01:49:07,407 --> 01:49:08,772 Why aren't you speaking? 1266 01:49:21,821 --> 01:49:23,379 Have you returned then? 1267 01:49:25,425 --> 01:49:26,653 You're returned, my son?! 1268 01:49:29,029 --> 01:49:32,726 - Geeta, you have...! - This is our son. 1269 01:49:32,933 --> 01:49:34,594 That's right. This is our son, Prem. 1270 01:49:34,768 --> 01:49:37,669 Cut the act with the oId Iady and just come with me! 1271 01:49:38,438 --> 01:49:39,666 What is this you're saying, Prem? 1272 01:49:39,940 --> 01:49:41,908 I'm not Prem, okay? I'm Raja! 1273 01:49:41,975 --> 01:49:43,943 - What sort of a joke is this... - Leave him aIone, son... 1274 01:49:44,844 --> 01:49:47,074 I'm nobody's son, okay? Just get Iost! 1275 01:49:47,447 --> 01:49:48,414 Mother! 1276 01:49:53,119 --> 01:49:54,416 That's my father, Raja. 1277 01:49:54,621 --> 01:49:57,021 I don't care how he's reIated to you, you punk! 1278 01:49:57,457 --> 01:49:59,425 - I must onIy take him to Tiger. - Don't do that, Raja. 1279 01:49:59,859 --> 01:50:01,724 Don't stop him, my son... Just don't! 1280 01:50:02,862 --> 01:50:05,228 Perhaps he doesn't know that he is taking not onIy your father... 1281 01:50:06,466 --> 01:50:07,831 ...but his own father, too. 1282 01:50:08,068 --> 01:50:09,968 Let's not have a father-son drama now, okay? 1283 01:50:10,070 --> 01:50:12,231 It's onIy a co-incidence that we Iook aIike. 1284 01:50:12,472 --> 01:50:13,837 - QuietIy come aIong now... - Listen... 1285 01:50:15,075 --> 01:50:18,704 What I'm saying is the truth, my son... You're twins. 1286 01:50:22,082 --> 01:50:25,449 For 25 years after Iosing you, your mother... 1287 01:50:25,518 --> 01:50:28,248 ...was nothing but a Iiving corpse! 1288 01:50:28,888 --> 01:50:30,253 OnIy teII me this much... 1289 01:50:30,490 --> 01:50:33,254 No medicine has ever worked on your mother in aII these years! 1290 01:50:33,493 --> 01:50:36,462 But a mere touch from you has today... 1291 01:50:36,529 --> 01:50:38,258 ...revived a corpse! How did that happen? 1292 01:50:39,499 --> 01:50:41,467 Because, the bIood that fIows in your veins... 1293 01:50:42,502 --> 01:50:44,868 ...is the same that fIows in your mother's veins too! 1294 01:50:51,111 --> 01:50:53,272 What's wrong, my son? What has happened? 1295 01:50:54,514 --> 01:50:55,879 Tiger has kidnapped NeeIam. 1296 01:50:56,516 --> 01:51:00,282 He promises to return her, onIy when I hand you over to him. 1297 01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:02,285 Hand me over to him then. 1298 01:51:05,125 --> 01:51:07,753 Raja is here with MaIhotra. 1299 01:51:22,942 --> 01:51:24,307 What do you want? 1300 01:51:24,544 --> 01:51:28,310 - Revenge. - Revenge? Revenge for what? 1301 01:51:29,949 --> 01:51:31,314 Put that question to my father. 1302 01:51:37,557 --> 01:51:40,720 Take a good Iook! Those are the Iast remains of my father! 1303 01:51:42,562 --> 01:51:45,326 I've preserved them with great care for the Iast 25 years! 1304 01:51:46,566 --> 01:51:47,533 Do you know why? 1305 01:51:48,835 --> 01:51:52,202 OnIy to douse your bIood on it before I perform the Iast rites! 1306 01:51:53,173 --> 01:51:56,540 Now Iook! I've brought him here, as you wished. 1307 01:51:56,743 --> 01:51:59,143 Now you must keep your promise and Iet my sister go. 1308 01:52:01,581 --> 01:52:06,541 You made a mistake by trusting us, my boy! 1309 01:52:07,587 --> 01:52:09,555 A hero is one who keeps his promise. 1310 01:52:10,590 --> 01:52:12,888 And the viIIain is known by the promises he breaks! 1311 01:52:21,935 --> 01:52:25,837 Which makes them the father, the son... and the daughter! 1312 01:52:27,607 --> 01:52:29,234 They're aII here, UncIe! 1313 01:52:49,129 --> 01:52:51,393 We'II tie them up in knots, Dad! Just watch! 1314 01:52:52,132 --> 01:52:53,099 Get them! 1315 01:54:10,710 --> 01:54:12,678 Everything wiII be okay, my chiId. 1316 01:54:18,318 --> 01:54:20,479 - What's up? - They've given me a thrashing! 1317 01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:23,484 But the viIIain aIways gets beaten up by the hero! 1318 01:54:29,729 --> 01:54:32,197 It's my stammering-probIem... Which expIains the pauses! 1319 01:54:43,743 --> 01:54:45,301 What are you staring at, you punk?! 1320 01:54:45,745 --> 01:54:47,713 We're twins! 1321 01:54:52,752 --> 01:54:55,880 Let me give him a few good punches! 1322 01:55:25,785 --> 01:55:29,744 This is no hand... it's a hangman's noose, Tiger! 1323 01:55:32,191 --> 01:55:35,251 That's wrong! You're supposed say... ''You're under arrest'' ! 1324 01:55:37,797 --> 01:55:39,560 WouId you Iike to be a cop? 1325 01:55:39,799 --> 01:55:41,767 It was my mother's ''dream'' that I be a cop! 1326 01:55:41,834 --> 01:55:43,768 - What?! - His mother aIways dreamt... 1327 01:55:43,836 --> 01:55:46,430 - ...of this guy being a cop! - Her dream wiII now be fuIfiIIed! 1328 01:55:47,807 --> 01:55:49,934 I'II be a cop! I'II catch aII the thieves! 1329 01:55:50,143 --> 01:55:52,270 And I'II beat them up reaI good! I'II give them a thrashing! 1330 01:55:52,412 --> 01:55:54,778 - WiII you beat me up, too? - How can I beat you up? 1331 01:55:54,981 --> 01:55:56,778 You're my brother, after aII! 1332 01:57:00,880 --> 01:57:01,847 Let's go then, okay? 1333 01:57:02,000 --> 01:57:05,131 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 108387