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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,336 --> 00:00:01,468 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:01,531 --> 00:00:03,953 Why does a grocery store even have this kind of money? 3 00:00:03,984 --> 00:00:05,078 Because it's hella shady! 4 00:00:05,133 --> 00:00:07,859 Call your friends over so we can have a little talk. 5 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:10,599 He wants us to pick something up for him in Canada. 6 00:00:10,646 --> 00:00:12,508 It's just wrapping paper. 7 00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:16,179 We have a business proposition to clean your fake money. 8 00:00:16,181 --> 00:00:19,027 - What are you proposing? - Let us do it, right here. 9 00:00:19,114 --> 00:00:20,847 Fake money in, real money out. 10 00:00:20,849 --> 00:00:22,215 What do you want? 11 00:00:22,217 --> 00:00:25,118 - You can't just walk in here. - The door was open. 12 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,253 Beth, who's your new friend? 13 00:00:27,255 --> 00:00:28,888 Is he the reason you're not wearing your ring? 14 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,857 Oh, my God. I want you out. 15 00:00:30,859 --> 00:00:32,892 - What? - Yeah, I want you gone now. 16 00:00:32,894 --> 00:00:34,794 I have cancer. 17 00:00:34,796 --> 00:00:36,863 Agent Turner, I saw this guy. 18 00:00:36,865 --> 00:00:38,731 Okay, he was with the three of them before, 19 00:00:38,733 --> 00:00:40,199 and I saw him again yesterday. 20 00:00:40,201 --> 00:00:43,102 Whatever they're into, he is involved. 21 00:00:43,104 --> 00:00:45,204 Hi, I'm looking for Mrs. Boland. 22 00:00:45,206 --> 00:00:49,008 - Can I help you? - I'm hoping you can. 23 00:00:50,044 --> 00:00:52,812 - Cute kids. - Aw, thanks, we like them. 24 00:00:52,814 --> 00:00:54,480 Yeah, most of the time. 25 00:00:54,482 --> 00:00:56,115 And how's the neighborhood treating you? 26 00:00:56,117 --> 00:00:59,252 - Pretty quiet, mostly, or? - Is something going on? 27 00:00:59,254 --> 00:01:01,554 Oh, just some ugliness bleeding in from the city. 28 00:01:01,556 --> 00:01:04,290 - We try to stay on top of it. - Well, that sounds scary. 29 00:01:04,292 --> 00:01:06,893 Yeah, you guys seen anything weird? 30 00:01:06,895 --> 00:01:07,994 Like what? 31 00:01:07,996 --> 00:01:09,128 You know, people that don't 32 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:12,064 quite go with the vibe here. 33 00:01:12,066 --> 00:01:14,167 Actually, I have. 34 00:01:14,169 --> 00:01:18,337 That guy, the, um, the... the guy. 35 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:20,740 Question, is it illegal to throw dog poop 36 00:01:20,742 --> 00:01:22,241 into other people's trash bins? 37 00:01:22,243 --> 00:01:25,745 Because we have this guy in the neighborhood, who, uh... 38 00:01:25,747 --> 00:01:27,747 it's probably not FBI jurisdiction. 39 00:01:27,749 --> 00:01:29,182 I'm guessing not. 40 00:01:29,184 --> 00:01:31,350 Those are government bins, right? 41 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:33,486 So... 42 00:01:33,488 --> 00:01:37,089 Let me know if you see anything out of the ordinary. 43 00:01:37,091 --> 00:01:39,325 Copy that, we will be your eyes and ears. 44 00:01:39,327 --> 00:01:43,429 Yes. And thank you, Agent Turner. 45 00:01:43,431 --> 00:01:45,941 Jimmy. 46 00:01:46,034 --> 00:01:48,000 Yeah, I'll show you out. 47 00:01:48,002 --> 00:01:50,436 So yeah, this guy, he walks his dog, 48 00:01:50,438 --> 00:01:53,973 - and he's like a great Dane... - Mm-hmm. 49 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:58,536 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 50 00:01:59,614 --> 00:02:01,047 We shouldn't do it. 51 00:02:01,049 --> 00:02:02,648 What do you mean we shouldn't do it? 52 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:05,117 I mean we shouldn't clean a bunch of counterfeit money 53 00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:06,552 when the FBI is on our trail. 54 00:02:06,554 --> 00:02:07,853 It was your idea! 55 00:02:07,855 --> 00:02:09,789 Can you all keep it down please? 56 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:11,791 Look, they're not on our trail, okay? 57 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:14,460 - He was in my kitchen. - Stan is in my bedroom. 58 00:02:14,462 --> 00:02:16,562 If the guy knew anything, he would have just said it. 59 00:02:16,564 --> 00:02:20,066 He gave his card to me, and not to Dean. 60 00:02:20,068 --> 00:02:23,502 Well, maybe he didn't know if Dean could read. 61 00:02:23,504 --> 00:02:25,137 Look, I got fancy lawyer bills 62 00:02:25,139 --> 00:02:26,806 coming out the wazoo, dawg! 63 00:02:26,808 --> 00:02:29,742 I talked to her for 15 minutes, it cost me 800 dollars! 64 00:02:29,744 --> 00:02:32,311 You know how much a criminal lawyer costs? 65 00:02:32,313 --> 00:02:35,014 I need this payday; we didn't get the last one. 66 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:36,315 We all need it. 67 00:02:36,317 --> 00:02:37,717 But let's not be stupid about it. 68 00:02:37,719 --> 00:02:39,752 What's stupid is if we screw this up. 69 00:02:39,754 --> 00:02:42,555 Because Gang Friend is not going to give us another shot. 70 00:02:42,557 --> 00:02:43,889 Gang friend? 71 00:02:43,891 --> 00:02:45,091 Probably some teenagers, like, 72 00:02:45,093 --> 00:02:46,659 stole an Xbox or something. 73 00:02:46,661 --> 00:02:49,528 - I promise you, it was nothing. - It wasn't nothing! 74 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:53,332 - It was the FBI. - Okay, so it was two Xboxes. 75 00:02:53,334 --> 00:02:55,901 Freeze, ladies. 76 00:02:55,903 --> 00:02:57,270 - Huh? - Whoa, hey. 77 00:02:57,272 --> 00:02:59,839 - Look at you. - Huh? What's up, y'all. 78 00:02:59,841 --> 00:03:01,507 Hey. 79 00:03:01,509 --> 00:03:03,743 First day as an officer in training. 80 00:03:03,745 --> 00:03:05,177 Mm-hmm. Now tell me, 81 00:03:05,179 --> 00:03:06,345 would you pull over if you saw all this 82 00:03:06,347 --> 00:03:07,613 coming at you in the rearview? 83 00:03:07,615 --> 00:03:09,382 Oh, I'd pay the ticket on the spot. 84 00:03:09,384 --> 00:03:11,450 I mean, I'd run, but you'd catch me in five seconds. 85 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,552 Hear that? Getting real now, huh? 86 00:03:13,554 --> 00:03:16,555 Oh yeah, realer by the minute. 87 00:03:23,031 --> 00:03:25,765 - What about sun block? - Nancy has the spray kind. 88 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:27,700 I guess if you can afford to go to Hawaii, 89 00:03:27,702 --> 00:03:29,035 you can afford the spray kind. 90 00:03:29,037 --> 00:03:30,603 Don't eat just mac and cheese, okay? 91 00:03:30,605 --> 00:03:32,972 I know how to make at least two to five other dishes. 92 00:03:32,974 --> 00:03:34,707 And set your alarm for work. 93 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:37,939 I am a fully functioning adult human. 94 00:03:38,546 --> 00:03:42,838 - You're not good alone. - I can take care of myself. 95 00:03:43,885 --> 00:03:46,218 I mean, sometimes. 96 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:47,720 Okay, I love you, I'm going to miss you. 97 00:03:47,722 --> 00:03:49,722 Have the best time, I promise I will not call 98 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:50,990 unless it's an emergency. 99 00:03:50,992 --> 00:03:52,325 - Okay. - Okay? 100 00:03:52,327 --> 00:03:53,893 - All right. - Okay, hey, love ya. 101 00:03:53,895 --> 00:03:55,061 Love ya. 102 00:03:55,063 --> 00:03:57,697 Never put no one above ya! 103 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,068 - Miss you, miss you, bye. - Miss you, okay. 104 00:04:06,341 --> 00:04:10,443 Well, am-scray, I'm like, dying for some alone time. 105 00:04:10,445 --> 00:04:13,813 - I love you so much, Mom. - I love you, baby. 106 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:16,849 - Bye! - Bye! 107 00:04:16,851 --> 00:04:17,917 Bye! 108 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:21,120 Bye! 109 00:04:40,675 --> 00:04:42,007 All right, what if I just mark you down 110 00:04:42,009 --> 00:04:43,709 for like clean up or something? 111 00:04:43,711 --> 00:04:47,613 I'd really love to, I just don't have any time right now. 112 00:04:47,615 --> 00:04:50,950 Oh, my God, what happened to your car? 113 00:04:50,952 --> 00:04:54,620 Oh, got Kenny a BB gun. 114 00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:59,225 When did we start this service? 115 00:04:59,227 --> 00:05:02,695 Anyway, think about it, B. I'll call you. 116 00:05:02,697 --> 00:05:04,430 Okay. 117 00:05:06,701 --> 00:05:08,436 What do you want? 118 00:05:24,318 --> 00:05:26,485 Careful with those snacks. 119 00:05:26,487 --> 00:05:29,955 I don't want to spend my weekend cleaning up this car. 120 00:05:47,842 --> 00:05:49,508 Yeah, I'm not sure I see the problem. 121 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:52,344 - You and me both, brother. - Annie. 122 00:05:53,681 --> 00:05:55,614 I just would like to take this moment 123 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,917 to personally thank you for this opportunity. 124 00:05:57,919 --> 00:05:59,752 I promise you, we're going to iron this out. 125 00:05:59,754 --> 00:06:02,054 - We're going to make you proud. - Okay, hold up, Annie. 126 00:06:02,056 --> 00:06:03,622 Y'all asked for a piece of this. 127 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:05,691 Yes, we did, sir. That's true. 128 00:06:05,693 --> 00:06:07,526 That was before the FBI dropped by. 129 00:06:07,528 --> 00:06:09,228 Okay, let's just calm down, sorry. 130 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:11,564 She just kind of does this, it's all part of the process. 131 00:06:11,566 --> 00:06:13,199 What is that supposed to mean? 132 00:06:13,201 --> 00:06:15,901 Hmm, I don't know, you begged our parents for a piano, 133 00:06:15,903 --> 00:06:18,637 and they dropped three grand on a baby upright. 134 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,440 And guess who decides she'd rather play violin? 135 00:06:21,442 --> 00:06:22,908 I'm staying out of it. 136 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:24,810 It sounds like y'all got a lot to work out. 137 00:06:24,812 --> 00:06:26,545 - So... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, 138 00:06:26,547 --> 00:06:28,614 wait a second, don't you want to take your product? 139 00:06:32,553 --> 00:06:34,553 This ain't the Girl Scouts. 140 00:06:34,555 --> 00:06:36,121 You can't give the cookies back. 141 00:06:36,123 --> 00:06:38,791 Aren't you worried about the FBI? 142 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:41,060 - Nah. - See? 143 00:06:41,062 --> 00:06:42,628 There's a distribution system. 144 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:44,563 You've been distributed to. 145 00:06:44,565 --> 00:06:46,265 What... what does that mean? 146 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:48,234 It means you're on the hook now. 147 00:06:48,236 --> 00:06:52,571 - It's like, 100 grand. - Oh, you don't got to wash it. 148 00:06:52,573 --> 00:06:54,673 Then what do we do with it? 149 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,910 Burn it, eat it, wipe your ass with it. 150 00:06:57,912 --> 00:06:59,345 And then write me a check. 151 00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:01,413 Because either way, I'm coming to collect. 152 00:07:01,415 --> 00:07:02,781 Hey. 153 00:07:02,783 --> 00:07:06,118 Guess who ended up taking the piano lessons? 154 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,088 Six years. It's gonna be fine. 155 00:07:16,764 --> 00:07:17,830 What? 156 00:07:17,832 --> 00:07:19,431 Okay, the pins represent the stores 157 00:07:19,433 --> 00:07:21,267 with the biggest ticket items. 158 00:07:21,269 --> 00:07:25,104 We've got blue for electronics, yellow for appliances... 159 00:07:25,106 --> 00:07:27,172 Is this the same map you used for Black Friday? 160 00:07:27,174 --> 00:07:28,807 Yes, but I expanded it, 161 00:07:28,809 --> 00:07:31,844 because it is way too risky to shop locally right now. 162 00:07:31,846 --> 00:07:33,812 Damn, you really upped your crafting game, Martha. 163 00:07:33,814 --> 00:07:36,782 Hey, hey. There is a system. 164 00:07:36,784 --> 00:07:38,350 I am trying to keep us organized 165 00:07:38,352 --> 00:07:39,857 so that we don't get caught. 166 00:07:39,882 --> 00:07:42,821 - Okay... - What if they test the bills? 167 00:07:42,823 --> 00:07:46,292 I once saw a guy at 7/11 get straight up tased. 168 00:07:46,294 --> 00:07:48,527 Well, at least he wasn't arrested. 169 00:07:48,529 --> 00:07:50,162 And then he got arrested. 170 00:07:50,164 --> 00:07:53,132 I used a security pen from work on one of the 20's. 171 00:07:53,134 --> 00:07:54,633 We're not getting tased or arrested. 172 00:07:54,635 --> 00:07:56,869 This cash is primo. 173 00:07:56,871 --> 00:07:59,638 The red bands are the fake money. 174 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,141 So when you make a return, you put on a green band. 175 00:08:02,143 --> 00:08:06,312 - And you keep it separate. - Red goes out, green comes in. 176 00:08:06,314 --> 00:08:07,813 Just like Christmas. 177 00:08:07,815 --> 00:08:10,916 This is who we are now, huh? 178 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:12,384 I mean... 179 00:08:12,386 --> 00:08:14,019 desperate times. 180 00:08:14,021 --> 00:08:16,388 We can do this. 181 00:08:16,390 --> 00:08:19,224 We're just normal women, shopping. 182 00:08:19,226 --> 00:08:21,594 With money to burn, baby! 183 00:08:43,684 --> 00:08:45,584 All right, you saved $5.21. 184 00:08:45,586 --> 00:08:47,252 - Thanks a lot. - Have a good one. 185 00:08:47,254 --> 00:08:49,788 Next. 186 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,693 - Find everything okay? - Yeah. 187 00:09:06,073 --> 00:09:08,374 Couldn't decide. 188 00:09:08,376 --> 00:09:10,209 I see that. 189 00:09:10,211 --> 00:09:13,545 $4,822.38. 190 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:34,266 Wha... what's that? 191 00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:36,435 We have to check our large bills. 192 00:09:36,437 --> 00:09:38,837 You guys don't use the pen thingy? 193 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:41,006 No, not anymore. Those never really worked. 194 00:09:41,008 --> 00:09:42,941 You know what? I'm actually in a hurry. 195 00:09:42,943 --> 00:09:46,512 - I'm just gonna come back. - This will just take a second. 196 00:09:49,617 --> 00:09:52,418 So we just finished this major remodel, right? 197 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:54,653 Tear the kitchen right down to the studs. 198 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:57,256 So I can buy all new appliances. 199 00:09:57,258 --> 00:09:58,691 Fun, right? 200 00:09:58,693 --> 00:10:00,659 Only not fun, because the appliances 201 00:10:00,661 --> 00:10:03,662 don't match the counters, and now I gotta buy 202 00:10:03,664 --> 00:10:05,164 all new colors to try out. 203 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,465 First up was eggshell. 204 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:08,033 What the hell kind of color is eggshell? 205 00:10:08,035 --> 00:10:10,703 I'll tell you what kind. It's white, just plain white. 206 00:10:10,705 --> 00:10:12,971 So then I tried seashell, and I don't know if y'all 207 00:10:12,973 --> 00:10:15,307 have ever been to the sea and seen a shell. 208 00:10:15,309 --> 00:10:16,608 You might need a vacation, 209 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:19,678 but I assure you, that ain't it. 210 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,614 And don't even get me started on corn silk. 211 00:10:22,616 --> 00:10:24,450 That is nonsense... 212 00:10:24,452 --> 00:10:26,618 I need a manager to the front please. 213 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:29,488 Manager to the front. 214 00:10:39,366 --> 00:10:40,866 Is there a problem? 215 00:10:50,711 --> 00:10:53,846 Great. Everything looks good. 216 00:10:53,848 --> 00:10:56,482 You want your receipt in the bag? 217 00:10:56,484 --> 00:10:58,550 Uh, no, I'll hold onto it. 218 00:10:58,552 --> 00:10:59,885 There you go. 219 00:10:59,887 --> 00:11:03,222 You want all this back on a card? 220 00:11:03,224 --> 00:11:04,990 Cash is fine. 221 00:11:30,284 --> 00:11:34,553 - Did you get the verifier? - This shizz is good. 222 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:47,065 Do you play games? 223 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,234 Uh, you know, I'm actually in the market for 224 00:11:49,236 --> 00:11:51,703 something more like a flat screen type deal. 225 00:11:51,705 --> 00:11:53,038 Something kind of stupidly pricy. 226 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,873 Price doesn't always equal quality. 227 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,875 You're talking to an irresponsible millennial here. 228 00:11:56,877 --> 00:11:59,978 Uh, well in that case, our 4K ultra high defs 229 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,047 - are rated the best. - Mmm. 230 00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:04,082 But they run upwards of four grand, so. 231 00:12:04,084 --> 00:12:07,319 Yeah, steep. 232 00:12:07,321 --> 00:12:09,054 Ouch, well. 233 00:12:09,056 --> 00:12:11,690 I guess I should only get four then. 234 00:12:13,894 --> 00:12:15,994 Four. 235 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:16,628 TVs? 236 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:18,297 What do you think, five? 237 00:12:18,299 --> 00:12:19,665 I don't know, I mean, are you messing with me? 238 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:20,966 No! 239 00:12:20,968 --> 00:12:22,234 Why would I be messing with you? 240 00:12:22,236 --> 00:12:23,669 Nobody that looks like you 241 00:12:23,671 --> 00:12:25,604 would ever be that good for my commission. 242 00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:27,606 And what do I look like? 243 00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:29,408 Uh, you know, hot? 244 00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:32,244 Okay, man, you know what, you got this whole thing all wrong. 245 00:12:32,246 --> 00:12:36,014 - Okay, you're not hot? - No, no, I'm hot, obviously. 246 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:40,485 I'm just serious about the TVs, I'm not messing with you. 247 00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:42,588 Ringing up the hottie! 248 00:13:09,617 --> 00:13:11,783 Okay, creeper. 249 00:13:11,785 --> 00:13:13,018 You just getting home now? 250 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,620 You don't have to wait up for me. 251 00:13:14,622 --> 00:13:15,988 I'm surprised you can see straight 252 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,789 with all these doubles you've been pulling. 253 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:20,058 I mean, it's hard to say no to the extra shifts. 254 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,894 - Yeah. - How was rehearsal? 255 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:24,296 Ah, Sara seemed a little tired. 256 00:13:24,298 --> 00:13:26,365 - Is she okay? - She said she was. 257 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:28,500 Oh, by the way, 258 00:13:28,502 --> 00:13:30,836 our little girl, she's got my moves. 259 00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:32,337 No, dude, she was like... 260 00:13:32,339 --> 00:13:37,075 Ay, ay, ay, ay! 261 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,810 Okay, if those are her moves, 262 00:13:38,812 --> 00:13:40,379 We need to take her off that dance team. 263 00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:45,150 Oh, come on now. You remember what it was. 264 00:13:45,152 --> 00:13:47,352 I need to get off my feet. 265 00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:49,154 Oh, we could do that too. 266 00:13:49,156 --> 00:13:53,025 Hey, hey, where... where's your uniform? 267 00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:56,328 Oh, um, I left it at work. 268 00:13:56,330 --> 00:14:00,332 It's covered in ketchup and frustration. 269 00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,700 That's nasty. 270 00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:03,368 You don't even know. 271 00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:04,703 I don't even care. 272 00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:10,776 - Oh, you, you want to... - Come on, all right? 273 00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:12,678 - Oh, you didn't... - Hey, oh. 274 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,780 Oh! 275 00:14:14,782 --> 00:14:16,114 Yes. 276 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,684 19,685 bucks. 277 00:14:18,686 --> 00:14:19,851 Okay. 278 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:28,527 I'm going to need a receipt. 279 00:14:28,529 --> 00:14:30,362 Okay, um... 280 00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:32,764 I forgot to mention we offer in-home installation. 281 00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:35,200 Oh, that's okay, I'm all set. 282 00:14:35,202 --> 00:14:36,868 Are you sure? It's... it's free. 283 00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:40,872 Yeah, no, they're gifts, so I'm all set. 284 00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:43,875 - If you change your mind... - Mm-hmm. 285 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,886 "In-home hookup?" 286 00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:56,288 I've been waiting to use that line for years. 287 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:59,391 Well, I'm honored to be the chosen one. 288 00:14:59,393 --> 00:15:01,793 Seriously, it's the only reason I took the job. 289 00:15:01,795 --> 00:15:03,228 They don't give us overtime here. 290 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:07,132 Well, at least now you can quit. 291 00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:21,613 Hey. 292 00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,949 What you doing? 293 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,022 Just, uh, some reorganizing. 294 00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:31,656 Here, let me help. 295 00:15:31,658 --> 00:15:34,893 It's okay, I have a system. 296 00:15:36,363 --> 00:15:37,829 Okay. 297 00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,800 I... I... already fed the dog. 298 00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:45,103 Oh okay. Well, what can I do to help? 299 00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:48,373 - What do you mean? - Well, I'm back home. 300 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,842 So, you know, I want to be useful. 301 00:15:50,844 --> 00:15:52,844 You should be resting. 302 00:15:52,846 --> 00:15:54,012 No, I'm okay. 303 00:15:55,382 --> 00:15:58,283 What did the doctor say? 304 00:15:58,285 --> 00:15:59,951 We'll know more after the appointment. 305 00:15:59,953 --> 00:16:01,186 Whether it's going to be... 306 00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:04,823 chemotherapy, or radiation, or whatever. 307 00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:10,529 Um... 308 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:13,465 You know, you could fill my car up with gas. 309 00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:16,301 - Yeah, yay! - That would be nice. 310 00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:20,972 Sorry, that was, uh, 311 00:16:20,974 --> 00:16:23,975 - It's okay. - Just sort of forgot. 312 00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:26,945 My keys are by the door. 313 00:16:28,182 --> 00:16:29,681 Thanks. 314 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,046 Don't judge me, Rex. 315 00:17:49,744 --> 00:17:51,244 Hey. 316 00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,261 What are you doing? 317 00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:55,323 I'm just gonna get a glass of water. 318 00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:58,585 - Here, I'll get it for you. - No, stay here, stay here. 319 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:03,193 I'll be right back. 320 00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:06,700 Okay, well, never mind. 321 00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,271 Hello? 322 00:18:21,544 --> 00:18:23,444 Hey! 323 00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:28,928 Un-be-lievable. 324 00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:32,936 Wow, real classy move, jackass! 325 00:18:33,162 --> 00:18:35,929 God! 326 00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,608 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 327 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,243 Oh, my God, no, no, no. 328 00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,342 Oh, God. 329 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,057 - He stole your receipt? - I mean, he must have. 330 00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:56,559 Because I've looked everywhere and it's gone. 331 00:18:56,561 --> 00:18:58,394 Everywhere? Have you checked your pocket? 332 00:18:58,396 --> 00:18:59,762 What do you think I am, an idiot? 333 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,931 Don't answer that. 334 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,734 Okay, well how much was it for? 335 00:19:04,736 --> 00:19:06,502 $20,000 worth of flat screens. 336 00:19:06,504 --> 00:19:09,569 - Oh, my God. - Who steals a receipt, anyway? 337 00:19:09,594 --> 00:19:10,740 Well, he wrote his number on it, 338 00:19:10,742 --> 00:19:12,660 so I guess he just didn't want me to call him again. 339 00:19:12,707 --> 00:19:14,073 Isn't it in your phone? 340 00:19:14,075 --> 00:19:16,543 - Well, yeah, but... - Like, who is this guy? 341 00:19:16,545 --> 00:19:20,747 Uh, Brad, or a Brian. I'm picturing the nametag, 342 00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:23,316 and I feel like there was a "B" in there. 343 00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:26,920 Look, Sadie is gone, okay? I was in a dark place. 344 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:29,355 Well call his shady ass and get it back. 345 00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:31,991 I'm trying, homie. He is ghosting me hard. 346 00:19:31,993 --> 00:19:33,693 Wow, he sounds like a winner. 347 00:19:33,695 --> 00:19:35,094 Yeah, I know, Beth. 348 00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,730 I guess he got what he came for. 349 00:19:37,732 --> 00:19:39,866 Okay. 350 00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:43,670 - We will fix this. - How? 351 00:19:43,672 --> 00:19:46,339 You can't do returns for cash without a receipt. 352 00:19:46,341 --> 00:19:49,175 Okay, well I personally would love a solution 353 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:51,911 that doesn't involve crawling back to Brad-Brian. 354 00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:53,746 Like? 355 00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:55,381 Well, like, we could give Gang Friend 356 00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,383 the cash that we do have, and the flat screens. 357 00:19:57,385 --> 00:19:58,785 Yeah, 'cause that went so well with the Hummels. 358 00:19:58,787 --> 00:20:00,386 Nope, I value my life. 359 00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:02,789 I am not going back to those lunatics short again. 360 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,624 - I very much agree. - And can we please stop 361 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:06,192 calling him Gang Friend? 362 00:20:06,194 --> 00:20:08,261 Okay, what's his name, then? 363 00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:10,964 R... Ron? 364 00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:13,600 Yo, you see Ron cap that B? 365 00:20:13,602 --> 00:20:15,435 Okay, it's not Ron. 366 00:20:15,437 --> 00:20:18,137 Rio. 367 00:20:18,139 --> 00:20:21,541 - Okay. - His name's Rio. 368 00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,943 Oh, is his name Rio? 369 00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:28,548 So, I'm... I'm sorry, but 370 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,950 looks like we're gonna have to go find your... 371 00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:32,318 the guy. 372 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,153 Could you be worse with names? 373 00:20:34,155 --> 00:20:37,323 All right. 374 00:20:37,325 --> 00:20:38,925 Oh, uh, hi. 375 00:20:38,927 --> 00:20:42,729 I am looking for a Brian or a Brad or a Brendan 376 00:20:42,731 --> 00:20:46,065 - in electronics. - Brian. He's not here today. 377 00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:47,400 Okay, um... 378 00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:49,636 I need you to give me his address. 379 00:20:49,638 --> 00:20:51,471 Sorry, we can't give that out. 380 00:20:51,473 --> 00:20:54,774 I just really need it, like, it's extremely important to me. 381 00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:55,942 You could leave him a note, 382 00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,744 I think he works again next week. 383 00:20:57,746 --> 00:21:00,013 Okay, well, by next week, our headless bodies 384 00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:02,548 will be badly decomposed, but thanks, anyway. 385 00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:06,152 - Now what? - Hold this. 386 00:21:11,493 --> 00:21:14,260 I'm going to take you off the floor to inventory. 387 00:21:14,262 --> 00:21:16,195 - Corporate wants it today. - I was right in the middle... 388 00:21:16,197 --> 00:21:17,830 I don't have the time, Rita. 389 00:21:17,832 --> 00:21:20,166 And I'm going to need a current employee list. 390 00:21:20,168 --> 00:21:23,503 Names, numbers, and addresses. 391 00:21:23,505 --> 00:21:26,873 Mark asked for it an hour ago, and just between us, 392 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,042 there are going to be some layoffs. 393 00:21:29,044 --> 00:21:31,844 Who's Mark? 394 00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:34,681 Mark. Ted's boss. 395 00:21:34,683 --> 00:21:36,115 Hired Bill? 396 00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:39,652 Overhauled the entire division with Ed? 397 00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,154 Ed Fielding? 398 00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:44,023 What other Ed would I be talking about? 399 00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:47,627 - How long have you worked here? - 15 years. 400 00:21:47,629 --> 00:21:50,363 Wow, Rita. 401 00:21:50,365 --> 00:21:52,699 Uh, I am so sorry. 402 00:21:52,701 --> 00:21:54,534 Just give me that list. 403 00:21:56,304 --> 00:21:58,838 - Big pimping! - It's like your superpower. 404 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,573 - Yow! - It's the clipboard. 405 00:22:00,575 --> 00:22:02,508 Damn. 406 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,820 Brian! 407 00:22:13,822 --> 00:22:15,254 Hey, I was gonna call you back. 408 00:22:15,256 --> 00:22:18,324 - Yeah, I'm so sure. - I just got really busy. 409 00:22:18,326 --> 00:22:21,427 Mmm, is that why you bailed in the middle of the night? 410 00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:23,529 Had to get cracking on that to-do list, huh? 411 00:22:23,531 --> 00:22:26,866 - Uh, who are they? - Don't you worry about it. 412 00:22:26,868 --> 00:22:28,901 - Let's talk later. - No. 413 00:22:28,903 --> 00:22:30,737 - I need that receipt. - What? 414 00:22:30,739 --> 00:22:33,272 The receipt that you wrote "in-home hookup" on. 415 00:22:33,274 --> 00:22:34,841 - Ew, gross. - Seriously. 416 00:22:34,843 --> 00:22:35,875 - I know. - I don't have it. 417 00:22:35,877 --> 00:22:37,577 Well, go get it. 418 00:22:37,579 --> 00:22:41,414 I threw it away and took out the trash, okay? It's gone. 419 00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:44,550 Why? Why would you do that? 420 00:22:44,552 --> 00:22:47,887 Daddy. 421 00:22:47,889 --> 00:22:49,756 Who is it, babe? 422 00:22:49,758 --> 00:22:51,758 Oh. 423 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,593 That's why. 424 00:22:53,595 --> 00:22:55,762 I'm sorry. Who are you? 425 00:22:55,764 --> 00:22:57,130 - Actually, uh... - No, I'm sorry. 426 00:22:57,132 --> 00:22:58,431 I'm sorry, wrong apartment. 427 00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:01,100 - But, hang on... - Let's go. 428 00:23:02,771 --> 00:23:05,371 - Who was that? - Nobody. 429 00:23:21,612 --> 00:23:24,104 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 430 00:23:24,135 --> 00:23:26,018 - Is that it? - I don't know, I can't tell. 431 00:23:26,065 --> 00:23:28,966 I need more light. Here, can you shine the... 432 00:23:28,968 --> 00:23:32,244 Ooh, I need glasses. I can't see. 433 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,330 Dear God, please end this suffering. 434 00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:36,885 Just give... just give it to me. 435 00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:38,120 All right, chill. 436 00:23:40,224 --> 00:23:42,024 Huh? 437 00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:45,260 No, I think it's Starbucks. 438 00:23:45,262 --> 00:23:48,497 - No! - Are you sure? 439 00:23:48,499 --> 00:23:50,924 Yeah, I can make out the word "macchiato" 440 00:23:50,949 --> 00:23:53,545 Plus, there's coffee grounds all over it. 441 00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,215 That's not coffee grounds. 442 00:23:57,299 --> 00:24:00,967 - This isn't funny! - Come on, it's a little funny. 443 00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:02,802 We're in a dumpster because of you. 444 00:24:02,804 --> 00:24:05,138 Wait, how is this on me? 445 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,739 How is this not on you? 446 00:24:06,741 --> 00:24:08,474 There's a Band-Aid on my arm. 447 00:24:08,476 --> 00:24:09,876 And it's not mine. 448 00:24:09,878 --> 00:24:12,412 He stole my receipt. I got played here. 449 00:24:12,414 --> 00:24:14,047 No, you screwed a married guy. 450 00:24:14,049 --> 00:24:16,516 How was I supposed to know that he was married? 451 00:24:16,518 --> 00:24:19,152 Maybe take one more minute of conversation 452 00:24:19,154 --> 00:24:20,820 before you drop your pants. 453 00:24:20,822 --> 00:24:23,990 - Are you slut-shaming me? - I'm just plain shaming you. 454 00:24:23,992 --> 00:24:26,159 You are on the wrong side of history, trust me. 455 00:24:26,161 --> 00:24:27,594 Because once again, 456 00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:30,663 you made the smart, responsible decision. 457 00:24:30,665 --> 00:24:32,498 You know, Beth, I'm really sorry, 458 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,001 but it's not my problem that you haven't had sex 459 00:24:35,003 --> 00:24:36,402 since Emma was born, 460 00:24:36,404 --> 00:24:38,504 and it's all dried-up ass twigs in there. 461 00:24:38,506 --> 00:24:40,873 Damn. 462 00:24:42,744 --> 00:24:45,511 - You're a child. - Right. 463 00:24:45,513 --> 00:24:47,847 Yeah, I'm a child, and you're just, you're all about 464 00:24:47,849 --> 00:24:49,716 that responsibility lifestyle, right? 465 00:24:49,718 --> 00:24:53,987 That's why you just let that lying douchebag off the hook? 466 00:24:55,357 --> 00:24:56,689 What are you talking about? 467 00:24:56,691 --> 00:24:58,458 You could have busted his cheating ass. 468 00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:01,127 But no, you didn't. You let him get away with it. 469 00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:02,929 I didn't let him get away with anything! 470 00:25:02,931 --> 00:25:06,566 That's exactly what you did, I just saw you! 471 00:25:06,568 --> 00:25:09,969 You think she doesn't know? 472 00:25:09,971 --> 00:25:13,206 The state of that woman's marriage 473 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:16,309 was written all over her face. 474 00:25:16,311 --> 00:25:18,945 We didn't have to tell her. 475 00:25:18,947 --> 00:25:21,114 She already knows. 476 00:25:30,325 --> 00:25:32,291 Dirty diaper. 477 00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:34,460 They do have a baby. 478 00:25:34,462 --> 00:25:37,063 It's adult. 479 00:25:37,065 --> 00:25:38,498 Found it. 480 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,233 Oh, God. 481 00:25:40,235 --> 00:25:42,468 It's just, um... 482 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:44,937 underneath his kid's artwork. 483 00:25:44,939 --> 00:25:47,440 Okay. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 484 00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:11,130 Take off your shoes, Mommy. You'll bring in dirt. 485 00:26:13,101 --> 00:26:14,767 Shh. 486 00:26:49,571 --> 00:26:52,472 Morning, Mrs. Boland. 487 00:26:52,474 --> 00:26:54,140 - Hi. - I didn't mean to scare you. 488 00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:56,709 No, no, I just haven't had my morning coffee. 489 00:26:56,711 --> 00:26:58,811 - Mom! - Yeah, hold on just one sec. 490 00:26:58,813 --> 00:27:00,379 Is your husband home? 491 00:27:00,381 --> 00:27:03,816 - No, he's already at work. - He's an early bird. 492 00:27:03,818 --> 00:27:05,818 Why, is there a big break in the dog poop case? 493 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,687 Yeah, right. 494 00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:09,989 Because I'm sure he'd wear a wire if you needed him to. 495 00:27:11,426 --> 00:27:14,093 Actually, it's you that I wanted to see. 496 00:27:14,095 --> 00:27:16,829 Oh, why's that? 497 00:27:16,831 --> 00:27:20,767 - Mom, come on! - Yeah, hold on, hold on. 498 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:23,669 Do you know this guy? 499 00:27:23,671 --> 00:27:25,671 Uh, no. 500 00:27:25,673 --> 00:27:28,007 This is your house, right? 501 00:27:28,009 --> 00:27:31,010 Yes. 502 00:27:31,012 --> 00:27:32,578 But you've never seen this guy? 503 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:34,280 Because see, from this angle here, 504 00:27:34,282 --> 00:27:37,216 it seems like maybe he's coming right out your front door. 505 00:27:37,218 --> 00:27:39,519 No, no. 506 00:27:39,521 --> 00:27:41,687 Huh, okay, well. 507 00:27:41,689 --> 00:27:43,689 I'll swing by later and show it to your husband, too. 508 00:27:43,691 --> 00:27:44,891 When's the big guy home from work? 509 00:27:44,893 --> 00:27:47,093 Please don't do that. 510 00:27:47,095 --> 00:27:49,195 Why not? 511 00:27:49,197 --> 00:27:52,698 I can't talk about it right now. 512 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:54,567 Mom, we're gonna be late! 513 00:27:54,569 --> 00:27:57,036 Not in front of my kids. 514 00:27:57,038 --> 00:28:00,206 Then I think you should come by my office. 515 00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,375 - Uh, okay, tomorrow's okay? - Today's better. 516 00:28:02,377 --> 00:28:04,443 Okay. 517 00:28:04,445 --> 00:28:06,779 - Go Red Wings! - Yeah! 518 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:25,765 What are you looking at? 519 00:28:25,767 --> 00:28:29,602 Hey, hey, hey, wash your hands! 520 00:28:29,604 --> 00:28:31,737 Animal. 521 00:28:38,246 --> 00:28:40,580 Hey, did it start yet? My baby's performing. 522 00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:45,685 What's going on? Excuse me, excuse me. 523 00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:48,391 Excuse me, excuse me. 524 00:28:48,456 --> 00:28:49,989 Stan! 525 00:28:54,390 --> 00:28:56,132 Your daughter had a seizure. 526 00:28:56,593 --> 00:28:58,367 She was doing so much better, I don't understand. 527 00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:01,368 Her kidney's basically non-functioning at this point. 528 00:29:01,413 --> 00:29:02,919 Oh, my God. 529 00:29:03,503 --> 00:29:07,172 - How does this even happen? - We're not sure. 530 00:29:07,201 --> 00:29:09,549 But let's start dialysis and get her stabilized. 531 00:29:09,596 --> 00:29:12,064 - And then what? - We'll run some tests. 532 00:29:12,066 --> 00:29:13,699 Try to get you all more answers. 533 00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:15,767 Now, you said Sara was taking Eculizumab? 534 00:29:15,769 --> 00:29:19,320 - She was doing great on it. - You watch her take it? 535 00:29:20,074 --> 00:29:23,484 - Every night. - You see her swallow? 536 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,072 Ruby. 537 00:30:04,451 --> 00:30:07,486 - So what do I say? - To whom? 538 00:30:07,488 --> 00:30:10,889 The FBI. What do I tell them? 539 00:30:10,891 --> 00:30:13,587 - They ain't got nothing. - They've got a picture of you. 540 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:17,539 That ain't special. I'm on Facebook, too. 541 00:30:17,564 --> 00:30:19,376 Your cut. 542 00:30:19,445 --> 00:30:21,178 Wait, wait, wait. 543 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,031 Listen. 544 00:30:25,239 --> 00:30:26,640 In my line of work, 545 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,445 If you don't have the FBI on your back, 546 00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:30,527 you ain't making noise. 547 00:30:30,811 --> 00:30:32,531 I don't want to make noise. 548 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,214 They're gonna want to know what someone like me 549 00:30:34,239 --> 00:30:35,854 is doing with someone like you. 550 00:30:37,451 --> 00:30:40,237 What are you doing with someone like me? 551 00:30:42,122 --> 00:30:44,556 Well, obviously, I can't tell them that. 552 00:30:44,758 --> 00:30:46,485 Right, right. 553 00:30:47,961 --> 00:30:49,761 All right, so tell them I was hitting it. 554 00:30:49,763 --> 00:30:51,126 What? 555 00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:55,667 Oh, sorry, sweetheart. Tell them we're making love. 556 00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:02,974 I... how do I even say that? 557 00:31:02,976 --> 00:31:06,278 You'll think of something. 558 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,680 Make me sound good though, yeah? 559 00:31:20,894 --> 00:31:23,628 I was feeling better. 560 00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:26,131 So I was saving it until I needed it again. 561 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:27,999 That's not how medicine works, baby 562 00:31:28,001 --> 00:31:30,569 Yeah, I thought you were supposed to be honor roll here. 563 00:31:30,571 --> 00:31:33,171 Now we're going to have to take that bumper sticker off. 564 00:31:36,143 --> 00:31:39,077 I wanted to try and help you guys out. 565 00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:41,480 Help us out with what? 566 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,248 Like, money and stuff. 567 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:47,419 I know we can't afford it. 568 00:31:47,421 --> 00:31:48,587 Well... 569 00:31:48,589 --> 00:31:51,423 there's something you don't know. 570 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:54,926 Should we tell her? 571 00:31:54,928 --> 00:31:58,163 I don't know, you think she can handle it? 572 00:31:58,165 --> 00:32:00,565 The truth is... 573 00:32:00,567 --> 00:32:02,134 we are... 574 00:32:02,136 --> 00:32:03,602 stinking rich. 575 00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:07,906 I'm talking stacks on stacks on stacks, loaded. 576 00:32:07,908 --> 00:32:10,275 We are rolling in it. 577 00:32:10,277 --> 00:32:13,678 And the truth, my dear, is that you are... 578 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,847 wait for it... 579 00:32:15,849 --> 00:32:17,182 royalty. 580 00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:19,451 ? Mm-hmm ? 581 00:32:19,453 --> 00:32:20,952 We didn't want you to grow up spoiled. 582 00:32:20,954 --> 00:32:22,454 That's why we kept it on the DL. 583 00:32:22,456 --> 00:32:25,123 - Mm-hmm. - This is like a bad movie. 584 00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,792 It's why we bought the tiniest, 585 00:32:26,794 --> 00:32:28,260 cheapest house we could find. 586 00:32:28,262 --> 00:32:30,829 Oh... oh... okay. Hold... it's not that bad. 587 00:32:30,831 --> 00:32:33,131 Oh, and that explains the car. 588 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,466 - Exactly. - Wait a second. 589 00:32:34,468 --> 00:32:36,635 - What's wrong with my car? - And the food. 590 00:32:36,637 --> 00:32:39,171 - Now that makes sense. - Hey, watch yourself. 591 00:32:42,142 --> 00:32:44,342 Baby, don't worry about us. 592 00:32:44,344 --> 00:32:48,447 Just go to school, and play, and be a kid. 593 00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:49,514 That's it. 594 00:32:49,516 --> 00:32:52,684 And swallow your damn pills from now on, okay? 595 00:32:52,686 --> 00:32:54,186 Okay, Mommy. 596 00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:01,493 All the stuff you think you're keeping from them? 597 00:33:01,495 --> 00:33:03,795 You're not. 598 00:33:03,797 --> 00:33:05,497 Don't go there. 599 00:33:05,499 --> 00:33:07,966 I mean, I'm not going to say that I'm a bad mother... 600 00:33:07,968 --> 00:33:09,501 Oh, she's going there. 601 00:33:09,503 --> 00:33:12,704 I could have paid more attention. 602 00:33:12,706 --> 00:33:15,841 You do the best you can. 603 00:33:23,383 --> 00:33:25,684 Those better be doughnuts. 604 00:33:25,686 --> 00:33:29,554 Do not come at me with some wack-ass cheese Danish. 605 00:33:37,030 --> 00:33:40,198 Those aren't doughnuts. 606 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,667 It's everything, it's our whole cut. 607 00:33:42,669 --> 00:33:44,436 We knew you'd need it for the hospital bill. 608 00:33:44,438 --> 00:33:47,105 We don't want you to even think about it, okay? 609 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:56,181 And messed up my damn face. 610 00:33:56,183 --> 00:33:58,383 It was already pretty messed up. 611 00:33:58,385 --> 00:34:02,254 - I hate you guys. - We know. 612 00:34:04,591 --> 00:34:09,027 So, have you already discussed the comment 613 00:34:09,029 --> 00:34:12,030 - about the twigs and the... - Ah, yes. 614 00:34:12,032 --> 00:34:14,533 Yes, we... we had a discussion about it. 615 00:34:14,535 --> 00:34:17,269 - Man, I missed it? - Mm-hmm. 616 00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:19,237 I was the bigger man, I apologized. 617 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,139 Yeah, sort of. 618 00:34:21,141 --> 00:34:23,642 Well, I said it wasn't my finest moment. 619 00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:25,744 You also said it could have been way worse. 620 00:34:25,746 --> 00:34:28,413 Yeah, because I wanted to say "raisin cave." 621 00:34:28,415 --> 00:34:31,283 - But I restrained myself. - What does that even mean? 622 00:34:31,285 --> 00:34:34,486 Uh, I think I know. And it is not an apology. 623 00:34:34,488 --> 00:34:36,922 What you want from me, blood? 624 00:34:36,924 --> 00:34:38,657 Please. 625 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:42,093 Raisin cave. 626 00:34:42,095 --> 00:34:44,596 I mean... 627 00:34:44,598 --> 00:34:46,131 Oh, my God! 628 00:34:54,401 --> 00:34:56,058 - Hi. - Can I help you? 629 00:34:56,104 --> 00:34:57,401 Yeah, I'd like to fill out one of those 630 00:34:57,457 --> 00:34:59,026 customer complaint cards. 631 00:34:59,105 --> 00:35:01,105 It's about my recent in-home hookup. 632 00:35:01,107 --> 00:35:02,640 Oh, a comment card. 633 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,401 Well, all my comments are complaints, 634 00:35:04,426 --> 00:35:07,956 - but call it what you want to. - Absolutely, no problem. 635 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:10,581 Overall, how happy were you with your service? 636 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,871 Un. Very unhappy. 637 00:35:12,926 --> 00:35:14,252 Uh, one through ten? 638 00:35:14,254 --> 00:35:19,624 - Mmm, like a negative six. - Absolutely, no problem. 639 00:35:19,626 --> 00:35:23,828 And was your service performed in a timely manner? 640 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:26,457 If by timely, you mean like a little woodpecker, 641 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:31,207 - then yeah. - Absolutely, no problem. 642 00:35:31,271 --> 00:35:34,238 Was the job completed to your satisfaction? 643 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,899 Uh, no, I was definitely not satisfied. 644 00:35:36,924 --> 00:35:39,291 - He didn't finish? - Oh, he finished. 645 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:43,369 I am so sorry about your experience. 646 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,776 We take our customer feedback very seriously. 647 00:35:45,822 --> 00:35:49,127 Now, how seriously is that? Do you dock people's pay? 648 00:35:49,152 --> 00:35:50,752 - I... - Do you fire them? 649 00:35:50,754 --> 00:35:52,320 Because I'd hate to see that happen. 650 00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:56,191 If the situation were extreme enough, certainly. 651 00:35:56,193 --> 00:35:59,094 You didn't happen to catch your technician's name? 652 00:35:59,096 --> 00:36:00,762 You know, he just wasn't that memorable. 653 00:36:00,764 --> 00:36:03,932 He kinda had, like... like, a mini dad bod. 654 00:36:03,934 --> 00:36:07,269 And he smelled like, hmm, it's hard to describe. 655 00:36:07,271 --> 00:36:10,539 Have you ever been to a zoo in the rain? 656 00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:12,574 - Mm-mm. - Oh! 657 00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:14,743 There he is. 658 00:36:17,881 --> 00:36:21,049 - Wait, you're Nicole? - Mm-hmm. 659 00:36:21,051 --> 00:36:23,618 He actually talked a lot of smack about you, too. 660 00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:25,353 Just saying. 661 00:36:31,728 --> 00:36:33,929 Hey. 662 00:36:35,766 --> 00:36:37,198 Oh, wow, you cooked? 663 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,267 Yeah, I watched that Rachel Ray show. 664 00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:41,036 There's something wrong with that woman. 665 00:36:41,038 --> 00:36:44,072 - She's like, so happy. - I know, it's really weird. 666 00:36:44,074 --> 00:36:46,975 Yeah, hey, do you want me to heat up your plate? 667 00:36:46,977 --> 00:36:48,977 Sara's in the hospital again. 668 00:36:48,979 --> 00:36:52,314 I'm going to shower and then head back there. 669 00:36:52,316 --> 00:36:55,050 All right, hey, Beth. 670 00:36:55,052 --> 00:36:58,153 I'm really, really trying here. 671 00:36:58,155 --> 00:37:00,589 I know. 672 00:37:00,591 --> 00:37:02,657 You think I could fix it? 673 00:37:02,659 --> 00:37:05,160 I think it's going to take more than 674 00:37:05,162 --> 00:37:07,429 filling up the car and Rachel Ray. 675 00:37:07,431 --> 00:37:10,498 Right. 676 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,434 If it never happened. 677 00:37:12,436 --> 00:37:15,170 You know, Amber, the money. 678 00:37:15,172 --> 00:37:18,807 Would you still be with me? 679 00:37:18,809 --> 00:37:22,143 I don't even know how to answer that. 680 00:37:25,782 --> 00:37:27,916 I think you just did. 681 00:37:38,362 --> 00:37:43,365 Mrs. Boland, can I get you anything? Coffee? 682 00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:46,267 Oh, uh, you drink coffee at this hour? 683 00:37:46,269 --> 00:37:49,270 I don't sleep much anyway. You? 684 00:37:49,272 --> 00:37:51,506 I had an affair. 685 00:37:51,508 --> 00:37:52,974 You had an affair. 686 00:37:52,976 --> 00:37:55,810 I'm not proud of it, and it's over now. 687 00:37:55,812 --> 00:37:57,379 But that's why he was at the house, 688 00:37:57,381 --> 00:37:59,714 and that's why I couldn't say anything 689 00:37:59,716 --> 00:38:02,217 in front of my husband and my children. 690 00:38:02,219 --> 00:38:03,718 Oh. 691 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,854 Well. 692 00:38:05,856 --> 00:38:08,056 Okay, then. 693 00:38:08,058 --> 00:38:12,027 - Okay. - Okay. 694 00:38:12,029 --> 00:38:15,263 Just out of curiosity, where'd you meet him? 695 00:38:20,404 --> 00:38:22,237 I'm just wondering where a nice lady like you 696 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,372 meets an inner-city gangbanger. PTA? 697 00:38:24,374 --> 00:38:26,007 Or is it like, a speed dating thing? 698 00:38:26,009 --> 00:38:28,743 What's that website, It's Just Lunch? 699 00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:30,912 - At a bar. - What was he wearing? 700 00:38:30,914 --> 00:38:32,414 - Jeans. - What about you? 701 00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:35,183 - A dress. - Where'd you meet him? 702 00:38:35,185 --> 00:38:37,352 - At a restaurant. - You just said bar. 703 00:38:37,354 --> 00:38:39,921 A bar-restaurant. They had food. 704 00:38:39,923 --> 00:38:41,556 What was the name? 705 00:38:41,558 --> 00:38:42,857 Lucky's. 706 00:38:42,859 --> 00:38:44,659 Bet they'd remember a pair like you. 707 00:38:44,661 --> 00:38:46,061 Who drove? 708 00:38:46,063 --> 00:38:48,897 - You or him, who drove? - Um, we both did. 709 00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:50,765 What kind of car does he drive? 710 00:38:50,767 --> 00:38:52,701 Black BMW. 711 00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:53,935 It'd be registered, I'll check it. 712 00:38:53,937 --> 00:38:57,038 - It might be a Cadillac. - Maybe. 713 00:39:00,277 --> 00:39:03,044 Have a good night, Mrs. Boland. 714 00:39:14,591 --> 00:39:16,124 It was a one-night stand. 715 00:39:16,126 --> 00:39:17,892 I had just found out that my husband 716 00:39:17,894 --> 00:39:20,361 was cheating on me with a child. 717 00:39:20,363 --> 00:39:22,063 More or less. 718 00:39:22,065 --> 00:39:26,201 And I was lonely, and angry. 719 00:39:26,203 --> 00:39:28,036 And... 720 00:39:28,038 --> 00:39:29,904 normally, sleeping with a complete stranger 721 00:39:29,906 --> 00:39:31,639 would repulse me. 722 00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:34,042 But it didn't that day. 723 00:39:34,044 --> 00:39:35,877 I dropped the kids off at school, 724 00:39:35,879 --> 00:39:38,813 and I went straight to the bar. 725 00:39:38,815 --> 00:39:40,315 Where was your husband? 726 00:39:40,317 --> 00:39:44,285 Screwing his secretary and losing all our money. 727 00:39:44,287 --> 00:39:46,554 Fair enough. 728 00:39:46,556 --> 00:39:49,257 We drank a little. 729 00:39:49,259 --> 00:39:51,993 And I invited him back to my house. 730 00:39:51,995 --> 00:39:55,063 We drank a little more. 731 00:39:55,065 --> 00:39:59,567 And then I realized that what I was doing was insane. 732 00:39:59,569 --> 00:40:01,569 And I told him to go. 733 00:40:03,974 --> 00:40:06,674 And he kissed me. 734 00:40:06,676 --> 00:40:09,644 I kissed him back. 735 00:40:09,646 --> 00:40:11,646 He pulled my panties down, 736 00:40:11,648 --> 00:40:14,182 and we screwed right on the kitchen table, 737 00:40:14,184 --> 00:40:17,519 on the breakfast dishes. 738 00:40:17,521 --> 00:40:19,988 The kids had pancakes. 739 00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:21,589 Blueberry. 740 00:40:21,591 --> 00:40:23,091 If you were wondering. 741 00:40:25,262 --> 00:40:27,862 It only happened once. 742 00:40:27,864 --> 00:40:31,432 And I've never seen that man again. 743 00:40:31,434 --> 00:40:33,368 And I don't plan to. 744 00:40:38,275 --> 00:40:40,542 Thank you for coming in. 745 00:40:46,883 --> 00:40:48,483 Mrs. Boland? 746 00:40:52,222 --> 00:40:55,290 Just be careful who you bring into your home. 747 00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:57,358 I'm tougher than I look. 748 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:06,750 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 53289

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