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Sorry,
I forgot my key.
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Oh, thanks...
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Hello, Fawlty Towers.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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No, this afternoon,
that would be fine.
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No, it's 16 Elwood Avenue.
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16, that's it.
Thank you.
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I'll just put
these outside, shall I, dear?
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Polly, this is where
we'll be if you need us.
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There's the number.
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If Mr. Stubbs wants
to know anything,
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just ring, but don't
if you don't have to.
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It's the first weekend
we've had off
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since Audrey had
her hysterectomy.
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Don't worry,
I know what they've got to do.
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Somebody called
about a garden gnome.
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They're going
to deliver it this afternoon.
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Oh, good.
Golf shoes.
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Good morning, Major.
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Very well, thank you.
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Does everyone know
about dinner tonight?
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I think so.
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But you'll be able to manage
breakfast tomorrow?
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There's just the ladies
and the Major.
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Where are
those shoes?
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"One moment, please.
I will het your vill."
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Manuel,
"Get your bill."
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I will het
your bill.
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Get. Get.
Ga... ga.
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Get. Get.
Ga... ga.
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- That's it.
- I will get your vill.
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Polly... oh, Manuel,
put those in the cases.
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Ah, Manuel...
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"One moment, please.
I will get your bill."
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What?
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"I will get
your bill," S�?
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What are you
talking about?
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Listen.
No, please.
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"Today we have veef,
beal or sothages."
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- What?
- Bangers.
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- Shut up.
- Eh?
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- Shut up.
- Oh, S�, s�, shut up.
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- Yes, I understand.
- Well, will you please shut up?
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- S�, s�, I shut up.
- Now, while we're away...
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- Shut up.
- Shut up!
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While we're away...
gone...
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Clean the windows.
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Oh, look...
Cuando nosotoros somos away...
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What's "away" in Spanish?
You know, "away." "away!"
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- Oh, s�, s�.
- No, not you.
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While we're away,
clean the windows.
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- Green?
- No, no. Look...
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Clean the windows.
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- Clean the windows.
- Clean.
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- Good morning, Fawlty.
- Good morning, Major.
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See?
Clean the windows.
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Comprendo. Comprendo.
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Oh, Mr. Fawlty.
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Good morning, Ladies.
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Ursula and I think
you're a very naughty boy.
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- Don't we, Ursula?
- Oh, God.
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Oh, really?
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Going away for the weekend,
leaving us all alone.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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But we know
where you're going.
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The cat's
out of the bag.
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- You and your wife.
- It's only Paignton.
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Have a lovely time.
It'll do you good.
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You need to get
away from things.
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Well, we're going
together.
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Don't you worry
about us.
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Oh, all right.
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You know men are coming
to do some work here?
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- Yes.
- You'll have to go to Gleneagles
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for your din-dins
tonight.
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And Polly will be in charge,
if you need anything.
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Have a lovely
weekend.
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Don't do anything
we wouldn't do.
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Just a little
breathing, surely.
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I must buzz off now.
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- "Buzz"?
- Yes, you know,
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- like babbity-bumble.
- Oh, buzz-buzz-buzz...
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Polly, I have
asked you, please,
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not to leave your strange
drawings lying around.
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What is this
supposed to be?
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It's just a sketch.
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What are you trying to do?
This is a junkyard, isn't it?
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- Can I have it?
- Why's it got a collar and tie under it?
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- It's not finished.
- It's very good...
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old soup tins,
broken down car,
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dustbins, mattresses,
hoovers,
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and a nice smart collar
and tie underneath.
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I mean, what's it
supposed to be?
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It's not important.
Can I have it back?
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It's irritating.
Do you ever sell any of those?
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I sell a few portraits
now and again, thank you.
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I haven't much hope
for this one.
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Would you give me
that stapler?
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What is the point
of something like that?
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- No point.
- No point?
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What's the point
in being alive?
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Beats me.
We're stuck with it, I suppose.
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Would you give me
the stapler?
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- If you don't go on at me.
- The stapler.
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Sorry.
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What's the matter
with you today?
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I didn't get much sleep
last night.
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We are leaving you in charge.
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I didn't do it
to spite you, I promise.
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Good, you won't feel
so tired, then.
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Fawlty Towers.
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- Basil.
- Who is it?
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It's Mr. O'Reilly.
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That's odd.
It must be about the garden wall.
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Hello, O'Reilly?
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When are you coming
to finish our garden wall?
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We are tired
of having that pile of bricks blocking...
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I told you not to call.
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My wife thinks Stubbs
is doing the doors.
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What time will they
be here, then?
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All right, 4:00.
If there are any problems
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tell your men to get Polly
to call me.
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Do you understand?
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Next week's
definite, is it?
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That would be nice,
won't it?
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We've waited
for that wall about as long as Hadrian.
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No, Hadrian.
The Emperor Hadrian.
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It doesn't matter.
I'll explain next week.
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Thank you so much.
Goodbye.
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You don't really
believe all that?
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We've been waiting
four months.
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Why should he
do it now?
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- I think he will this time.
- If you had used Stubbs...
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- We'd have had a huge bill.
- You get what you pay for.
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O'Reilly's a cut-price,
cock-up artist.
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- Oh, Sybil.
- With Stubbs you may pay a little more...
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A "little more"?
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Yes, but he does
a really professional job
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and he does it
when he says he will.
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You'll see.
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When's he coming?
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About 4:00, I think.
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You're going to wear
that jacket?
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Yes, I am,
thank you, dear.
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You just haven't
a clue, have you?
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You wouldn't understand.
It's called style.
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Yoo-hoo!
They're here.
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How fabulous.
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Do try to be agreeable
this weekend.
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Have I got
everything?
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Handbag, knuckle dusters,
flick knife.
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Come on, Basil,
don't hang about.
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I'm just coming, dear.
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Quick, Polly.
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The men will be here at 4:00.
You know what they're doing?
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They're putting the door
through to the kitchen.
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At the bottom
of the stairs, and...?
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- And?
- And blocking the drawing room door.
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- Blocking it?
- So we can have privacy
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away from the plebs.
Don't you take anything in?
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Where's my cap?
One other thing,
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when the men come,
they won't be Stubbs',
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they'll be O'Reilly's.
Where is it?
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- What? O'Reilly?
- Yes!
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Does Mrs. Fawlty know?
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I wouldn't mention it.
They don't quite hit off.
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I had to change it!
Stubbs has a virus, or something.
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She said you were never
using him again. I don't...
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He's sending his best man.
All you have to do
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is take a quick look
when they finish.
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Any problems, call me.
Have a nice weekend.
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If she asks me,
I'll tell her.
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Thank you so much.
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I've always been
a great admirer of loyalty.
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I forget!
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It doesn't matter, Manuel.
De nada.
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Oh.
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Oh, is Mr. Fawlty.
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- Shh.
- Shh.
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Windows, por favor.
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Oh, Polly, finish.
I tired.
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That's wonderful.
Hold it a second.
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Qu�?
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Quiero subir
para dormir.
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No, speak me English.
Is good. I learn.
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I want to go upstairs
in a moment.
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Er... Qu�?
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I - go - upstairs.
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Ah, s�. Is easy.
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- For a little sleep.
- Is difficult.
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For siesta.
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- Siesta? Little sleep?
- Yes.
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Ah, same in Spanish.
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When O'Reilly's men come,
you must wake me.
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When orelly men
come... S�.
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Manuel, listen.
When men come here,
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- Se�or O'Reilly...
- Ah, when men come?
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You come upstairs
and wake me up.
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Despi�rteme.
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S�. When men come,
subir� a tu cuarto a despertarte.
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Antes que empiecen
a trabajar aqu�.
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- S�?
- Comprendo.
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- Finished.
- Eh? Oh.
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Manuel!
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Manuel Towers.
How are you?
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Is nice today?
Good.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, good day.
Hello. How are you?
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- Number 16.
- S�, 16,
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- but no eat.
- What?
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16 is free,
but not possible...
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Is this number 16?
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No, no. This lobby.
16 upstairs, on right.
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Who's in charge here?
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No, charge later.
After sleep.
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Where's the boss?
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Boss is...
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Oh... I boss.
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No, no.
Where's the real boss?
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Qu�?
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The generalissimo.
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In Madrid.
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Look, just sign this,
will you?
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S�, s�.
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- 16.
- What?
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- You want room 16?
- I don't want a room, mate.
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I'm just
leaving him.
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You want room 16
for him?
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Yeah. With a bath,
you dago twit.
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You mad.
You pay for room first.
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He crazy. "For room 16."
No room 16.
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No pay,
no room 16.
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Fawlty Towers,
How are you? Nice day.
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What?
No, no. He not here.
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He not here.
Very sorry. Goodbye.
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- Hello, men.
- Good day, now.
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You are men.
239
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What?
240
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- You are men.
- Are you trying to be funny?
241
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Huh?
242
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- I said, you trying to be funny?
- Not here, spud.
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- You are men with orelly.
- What?
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- You orelly men.
- What does that mean?
245
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- You orelly.
- You watch it!
246
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- Where orelly?
- What's he going on about?
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He means O'Reilly.
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Oh...
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That's right, yeah.
We are "orelly" men.
250
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Thick as a plank.
251
00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,434
Wait here, please.
I go, you wait.
252
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,588
You wait, too,
please.
253
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,272
Polly? Polly?
254
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,640
Hello, Fawlty Towers.
How are you? Is nice day.
255
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,560
You again.
I say, he not here.
256
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,880
He not here.
Very, very sorry. Goodbye.
257
00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,560
Wicked.
258
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,800
You men know
what to do?
259
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,440
I think so.
This is the dining room.
260
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,880
You are certain
you know?
261
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,240
It looks straightforward.
We've got to block this off.
262
00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,754
Yes, yes, yes!
263
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:53,880
Is you again?
Now, listen...
264
00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,520
He not here.
How many times?
265
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,600
Where are your ears,
you great, big half-wit!
266
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,875
He no here!
Listen!
267
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,871
Now you understand?
He...
268
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,200
Oh! Oh, Mr. Fawlty!
269
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,880
I very sorry.
Very sorry. Is you!
270
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,880
Yes, is me,
Mr. Fawlty.
271
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,880
Polly?
No, no, she very busy.
272
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,120
Men?
Yes, men are here.
273
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,560
Men are work...
you work, men.
274
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,960
Yes.
275
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,160
What? Ah, yes.
276
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,311
Please, which one
is man with beard?
277
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:35,880
S�, s�. Hid... agh... ang...
S�, comprendo.
278
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,920
S�.
One moment, please.
279
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,360
You are...
280
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,520
a hideous
orang-utang.
281
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,880
Yeow!
282
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,758
...Manuel, thank you
very much.
283
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,316
Polly?
284
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,193
Polly?!
285
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,633
Polly?!
286
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,480
Polly!!
287
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,754
Manuel!
288
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,160
Polly, what have you done
with my hotel?
289
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,200
Polly, what have you done
to my hotel?
290
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,640
- What?
- Look.
291
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,360
Oh, it's nice.
I like it there...
292
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,000
Ouch!
You're hurting me!
293
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,160
What have you done
with my dining room door?
294
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,800
- Where is it?
- I don't know.
295
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,560
Why don't you know?
I left you in charge!
296
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,080
- I fell asleep.
- You fell asleep?
297
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,240
It's not my fault!
298
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,000
You fell asleep,
and it's not your fault?
299
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,880
- He forgot to wake me.
- Who forgot to wake you?
300
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,400
- It is my fault.
- Manuel! I knew it!
301
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,160
- Manuel!!
- Don't blame him!
302
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,200
- Why not?
- It's not really his fault.
303
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,960
Whose fault is it,
you cloth-eared bint,
304
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,920
Dennis Compton's?
305
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,600
Well, you hired
O'Reilly, didn't you?
306
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,600
We warned you.
Who else would do this?
307
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,160
- I beg your pardon?
- You hired O'Reilly.
308
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,840
I see.
It's my fault?
309
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,720
Of course.
310
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,560
I was thinking
it was your fault
311
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,600
because you'd been
left in charge,
312
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,760
or Manuel's for not
waking you,
313
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,560
and all the time,
it was my fault.
314
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,320
It so obvious,
I've seen the light.
315
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,320
I must be punished,
mustn't I?
316
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,880
You're a naughty boy,
Fawlty.
317
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,800
Don't do it ag...
What am I gonna do?!
318
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,600
She's going to be back
at lunchtime!
319
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,600
Now, wait...
320
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,880
I'm a dead man!
Do you realize?
321
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,240
You're dead, too!
We're all dead!
322
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,760
Don't panic!
323
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,830
What else is there
to do?!
324
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,600
We'll call O'Reilly.
325
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,040
He made this mess,
he can clear it up.
326
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,760
Just pull yourself
together!
327
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,512
Come on!
328
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,074
Again!
329
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,836
Harder!
330
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,877
Right!
I'll call O'Reilly.
331
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,720
What is this?
What is this doing here?
332
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,720
What is
going on here?!
333
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,080
Your wife ordered it.
Call O'Reilly.
334
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,280
That golfing puff adder?
What does she want...?
335
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,240
- Call O'Reilly!
- What?
336
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,840
- Shall I call him?
- No, I'll do it.
337
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,877
I'll call him.
See if that roof is still on.
338
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,880
- What are you doing?
- Stay there.
339
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,920
- You can't do that now.
- Hold it, hold it.
340
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,390
See if they've started
breakfast... now!
341
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,680
Ah, hello, Mr. O'Reilly.
342
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,880
How are you this morning?
343
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,880
Oh, good. Good.
No rare diseases or anything?
344
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,320
I do beg your pardon.
Basil fawlty.
345
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,480
You remember?
The poor sod you do jobs for?
346
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,240
How are things
on your end?
347
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,080
Good.
348
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,160
Good, good, good.
349
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,960
How would you like
to hear about things my end?
350
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,440
Up to your usual standard,
I think I could say...
351
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,960
A few holes in the floor...
352
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,560
The odd door missing,
but nothing you can't be sued for.
353
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,920
- Good morning.
- I beg your pardon?
354
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,309
- Good morning.
- One moment, please.
355
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,920
Did you say,
"Good morning?"
356
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,000
- S�.
- I see.
357
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,480
What are you going
to do now?
358
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,480
Qu�?
359
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,160
What... you...
do... now?
360
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,720
I serve breakfast.
361
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,120
Let's see you, then.
362
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,872
S�.
363
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,000
- Where is door?
- A-ha.
364
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,320
Door is gone.
365
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,800
Door was here!
366
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,800
Where? Here?
Or here? Or here?
367
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,680
- Morning, Fawlty.
- Morning, Major.
368
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,880
I'm so sorry,
but I'm afraid
369
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,600
the dining room door
seems to have disappeared.
370
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,880
Oh, yes, so it has.
It used to be there.
371
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,640
I was silly enough
to leave the hotel for a few minutes...
372
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,720
These things happen,
you know?
373
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,280
I wonder where
it's got to.
374
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,680
Don't worry,
it's bound to turn up.
375
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,640
Have the newspapers
arrived yet?
376
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,200
Not yet, Major.
Manuel, would you please show the Major
377
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,920
how to get into the dining room
via the kitchen?
378
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,200
Is difficult.
379
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,760
Major, will you please
show Manuel how to get
380
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,120
into the dining room
via the kitchen?
381
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,680
Yes, of course.
Come here. Come on.
382
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,280
Now, look here, O'Reilly,
I want my dining room door
383
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,280
put back and this other one
taken away by 1:00,
384
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,840
do you understand?
385
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,480
No, I don't want
to debate about it.
386
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,240
If you're not over here
in 20 minutes with my door,
387
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,480
I shall come over there
and insert
388
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,277
a large garden gnome in you.
Good day.
389
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,880
I'm sorry, but my men
won't work on Sunday.
390
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,440
That's the way it is.
391
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,880
There's nothing
I can do about it.
392
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,000
How long is it
going to take you?
393
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,600
I'm working as fast
as I can.
394
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,240
It had better be fast enough.
She's here in four hours.
395
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,400
- Tea up.
- What?
396
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,880
I brewed a cup for him.
397
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,440
He hasn't got time
to drink that now.
398
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,480
- Biscuits?
- These look good.
399
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,720
Give them to me.
Will you get on with it?
400
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,440
Look, this lot here...
an hour and a half.
401
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,000
This one easy...
lick of paint, lick of paint,
402
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,160
lick of paint, one hour.
403
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,520
- What time is it now?
- Ten to 9:00.
404
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,360
All right, 10 to 9:00
and two and a half hours is
405
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,800
plenty of time.
Give us a biscuit.
406
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,360
Not until you've done the door.
Polly, take them away.
407
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,880
You can have that when
you've finished the door, too.
408
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,320
The trouble with you,
is that you worry too much.
409
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,640
Keep it up like this,
you'll have a stroke before you're 50.
410
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,880
- Stone dead you'll be.
- Suits me.
411
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,600
That's a dreadful
thing to say.
412
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,040
Not at all.
I'll get a bit of peace.
413
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,880
Don't be so morbid.
The good Lord made the world
414
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,240
so we could all
enjoy ourselves.
415
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,280
My wife enjoys herself,
I worry.
416
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,960
If the good Lord
meant us to worry
417
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,880
he would have given us
things to worry about.
418
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,080
He has!
My wife!
419
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,080
She will be back here
in four hours,
420
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,920
and she can kill a man
at 10 paces
421
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,880
with one blow of her tongue.
422
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,880
How am I supposed
not to worry?
423
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,640
Just remember,
424
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,840
there's always someone
worse off than yourself.
425
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,000
I'd like to meet him.
I could do with a laugh.
426
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
You'll just have to worry
for the both of us.
427
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,520
I'm telling you,
if the good Lord...
428
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,640
Is mentioned once more,
429
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,160
I shall move you
closer to him.
430
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,600
Now, please!
431
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,800
Mr. Fawlty, she's here.
432
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,000
- What?
- She's here.
433
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,877
Oh, God.
434
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,440
Quick! Hide! Hide!
435
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,880
I'll try to get rid of her.
Hide!
436
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,400
- Where?
- In there.
437
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,680
I'll try and stall her.
God help me.
438
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,920
- Hello, Sybil.
- Hello, Basil.
439
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,720
You finished
your golf early.
440
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,160
We haven't started yet.
441
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,240
- Where are you going?
- Up these steps.
442
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,760
Oh, don't.
It's such a lovely day.
443
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,880
Let's go for a walk.
We haven't done that for years.
444
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,920
I nearly forgot.
You're not going to believe this.
445
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,880
Let me show you.
446
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,713
There.
Look at that.
447
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,510
That's Stubbs for you.
448
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,080
Mind you, I warned you,
449
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,833
but still, a reputable builder like that.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
450
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,040
Stubbs?
451
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,880
Wicked. Pfft.
452
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,480
- Where's O'Reilly?
- Criminal.
453
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,914
Tsk. Pfff.
454
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,880
Hmm?
455
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,080
Where's O'Reilly?
456
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,440
- O'Reilly?
- Yes, O'Reilly.
457
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,880
Sybil, you never cease
to amaze me.
458
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,440
Just because of this,
you automatically assume
459
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,880
it has to be O'Reilly.
Right
460
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,440
You just assume that
I have been lying all along.
461
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,760
Right?
I mean, why O'Reilly?
462
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,880
Because his van's outside.
463
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,440
Well, he's here now.
Of course he's here now.
464
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,760
He's here to clear up
this mess your Stubbs has made!
465
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,160
That's why
his van's outside!
466
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,000
On a Sunday.
That's what I call service.
467
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
- I agree.
- You do?
468
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,040
Yes, but if Stubbs
has made this mess
469
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,080
then I think
they should come and clear it up.
470
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,240
But there's no point
now that O'Reilly's here.
471
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,720
We want it done
straightaway.
472
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,480
There's no point
in paying O'Reilly
473
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,720
when Stubbs would
have to do it for free.
474
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,240
- I'll call him now.
- He won't be there on Sunday.
475
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,840
Then I'll call him at home.
476
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,440
Ooh! Ah-hh!
477
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:19,000
Getting a bit of gyp
from the ol' leg this morning.
478
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,200
Not to worry.
479
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,600
I've called him at home,
and he's not there.
480
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,120
When did you
call him?
481
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,440
First thing.
Before I called O'Reilly.
482
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,080
Wasn't that early
for a Sunday?
483
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,760
I called him just
before you arrived.
484
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,478
There's nobody there.
485
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,880
Yes, hello.
Fawlty Towers. Yes?
486
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,440
Who?
487
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,560
I think you'd better
have a word with my wife.
488
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,920
It's somebody from Mr. Stubbs, dear.
489
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,680
Hello, Sybil Fawlty.
490
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,440
Well, it is
a complete mess.
491
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,200
Could you come
straight round and put it right?
492
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,880
Would you like
to deal with this, Basil?
493
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,040
...you see, we couldn't
possibly manage it
494
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,800
for at least
three weeks.
495
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,080
But if you want it
done straightaway,
496
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,680
I suggest you try
someone like...
497
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,520
Oh, what's his name?
It's... uh...
498
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,880
O'Reilly?
499
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,880
Bravo, Polly. Well done.
500
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,280
Listen, where are
you speaking from?
501
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,080
She's in here
with me, Basil.
502
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,520
- It's partly my fault.
- No, it isn't.
503
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,160
Is somebody there
trying to pretend
504
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,800
they're from Mr. Stubbs' company?
What game are you playing?
505
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,280
I mean, really!
Really!
506
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,880
Would you believe what
some people will do?
507
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,880
I'm going to make you
regret this for the rest of your life.
508
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,680
Fair enough, but Stubbs
is partly to blame...
509
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,160
- Basil!
- Yes, dear?
510
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:34,400
Don't you dare give me any more
of those pathetic lies.
511
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,720
Oh, right.
512
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,840
What do you take me for?
Did you really think
513
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,320
that I would believe
this shambles
514
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,880
is the work
of professional builders?
515
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,560
People who do it
for a living?
516
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,080
No, not really.
517
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,560
Why did I trust you?
518
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,560
Why did I let you make
the arrangements?
519
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,000
I could have seen what was going to happen.
Why did I do it?
520
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,160
We all make mistakes, dear.
521
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,960
I'm sick to death of you.
You never learn, do you?
522
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,400
You never, ever, learn.
523
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,000
We have used O'Reilly
three times in the last year
524
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,600
and each time
it has been a fiasco!
525
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,000
That wall out there
is still not done!
526
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,680
You got him in to
change a washer in november
527
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,360
and we didn't have any running water
for two weeks!
528
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,120
He's not really
a plumber.
529
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,840
Then why did you
hire him?
530
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,560
- Because he's cheap.
- I wouldn't call him cheap.
531
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,320
What would you
call him, then?
532
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,880
Well, cheapish.
533
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,040
The reason he's cheapish
is he's no bloody good!
534
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,600
Oh, you do exaggerate.
He's not brilliant.
535
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,600
Not brilliant?
He belongs in a zoo!
536
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,240
You never give anyone
the benefit of the doubt.
537
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,720
He's shoddy,
he doesn't care,
538
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,800
he's a liar, he's incompetent,
he's lazy,
539
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,280
he's nothing but a half-witted,
thick, Irish joke!
540
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,880
Hello, O'Reilly.
We were just talking about you.
541
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,200
Then we got on to another Irish builder
we used to know.
542
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,720
God, he was awful!
543
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,560
I was talking about you,
Mr. O'Reilly.
544
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,120
Were you, dear?
I thought...
545
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,200
Come, come,
Mrs. Fawlty...
546
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,640
I'm coming.
547
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,160
Dear me,
what have I done now?
548
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,400
That and that.
549
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,240
Not to worry.
I'm putting it right.
550
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,520
Not to worry?
551
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,760
You've heard of the genie
of the lamp? That's me.
552
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,560
You think I'm joking,
don't you?
553
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,240
Oh, don't smile.
554
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,880
Why are you smiling,
Mr. O'Reilly?
555
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:11,080
To be perfectly honest,
I like a woman with spirit.
556
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,240
Oh, do you?
Is that what you like?
557
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,640
I do. I do.
558
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,160
Oh, good.
559
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,000
Now, Sybil,
that's enough.
560
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,752
Come on, then.
Give us a smile.
561
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,240
I have seen more
intelligent creatures
562
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,960
lying on their backs
at the bottom of ponds.
563
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,200
I've seen better organized
creatures than you
564
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,560
running around farmyards
with their heads cut off.
565
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,560
Now collect your things,
and get out.
566
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,560
I never want to see you
or any of your men
567
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,754
in my hotel again.
568
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,120
If you'll excuse me,
I have to speak
569
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,560
to a professional builder.
570
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,800
Hello, Mr. Stubbs?
It's Sybil Fawlty here.
571
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,840
I'm sorry to disturb you
on a Sunday morning.
572
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,440
We have a slight problem
with a couple of doors
573
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,880
we'd like you to take care of.
574
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,400
When do you think you could
come take a look at them?
575
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,280
Tomorrow morning at 9:00?
That would be fine.
576
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,160
See you then.
Thank you very much.
577
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,195
Goodbye.
578
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,600
I think I shall
go over to Audrey's now.
579
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,477
I shan't be back
till the morning.
580
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,000
- Oh, Basil.
- Yes, dear?
581
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,440
What is that doing here?
582
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,120
Your garden gnome.
Isn't it nice?
583
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,560
Don't you think it would
be better in the garden?
584
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,080
Yes, dear.
Good idea.
585
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,840
Oh, no, no, Basil.
Put him back.
586
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,120
On second thought,
I'll leave him in charge.
587
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,759
I'm sure he's cheap and he'll certainly
be better at it than you.
588
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,360
Have a nice day, dear.
589
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,560
Don't drive over
any mines or anything.
590
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,560
Toxic midget.
591
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,880
Where are you going?
592
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,560
Please take your tools back
and continue.
593
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,880
In view of what
Mrs. Fawlty was saying...
594
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,040
You're not going
to take that seriously?
595
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,560
I thought I might.
596
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,160
What sort of a man
are you?
597
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,040
Are you going to let her
speak to us like that?
598
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,320
- She did!
- No, she didn't.
599
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,080
She thinks she did,
but we'll show her.
600
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,360
We're not going to just put that door
back and take that one out.
601
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,280
We'll close that one off
and put that one through as well.
602
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,397
We're going to do the best day's work
you've ever done.
603
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,120
Manuel, any sign?
604
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,320
No, no.
605
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,880
- Morning, Fawlty.
- Morning, Major.
606
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,040
- The papers are here.
- Ah, good.
607
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,040
Notice anything new,
Major?
608
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,160
Another car strike.
609
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,440
Oh, my.
610
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,000
- Morning, Major.
- Oh, good morning...
611
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,355
- Never mind.
- Oh, right.
612
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,280
Ah! You've found it.
I knew you would.
613
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,520
He lost it, you know.
614
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,320
Mr. Fawlty,
she come now!
615
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,514
Quick!
616
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,351
Morning, dear.
617
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,400
Did you have
a pleasant evening?
618
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,720
Oh, good.
Ah, Mr. Stubbs.
619
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,880
- My wife's just there.
- Thank you.
620
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,880
Good morning,
Mrs. Fawlty.
621
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,320
Mr. Stubbs.
This is most awkward.
622
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,356
I'm afraid
I have to apologize.
623
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,880
My husband has put me
in an embarrassing situation...
624
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,720
Once again.
625
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,640
I was going to ask you
to do some work here.
626
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,880
Yes?
627
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,120
But I was away,
and when I came back,
628
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,600
it appears
to have been done.
629
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,400
- Everything all right?
- Oh, I see.
630
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,520
It'll probably fall down
by lunchtime.
631
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,360
Do you think so?
Let's ask a real expert.
632
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,440
Do you think it'll fall down
by lunch, Mr. Stubbs?
633
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,080
No, no.
634
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,880
Mr. Stubbs wouldn't agree
with you on that one.
635
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,520
- It's a very good job.
- Did you hear that, dear?
636
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,880
- A very good job.
- Hmm?
637
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,200
None of us likes
being wrong.
638
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,520
I certainly don't.
We knocked through this door,
639
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,880
and we closed
this one off.
640
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,560
What did you use?
An Rsj?
641
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,880
No, four by two.
Not bad, eh, dear?
642
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,800
And not expensive.
643
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,400
I mean, for the Lintel.
Did you use an Rsj?
644
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,920
You know,
and iron girder?
645
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,400
Or did you use
a concrete lintel?
646
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,880
No, a wooden one.
647
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,480
But that's a supporting wall.
648
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,800
What?
649
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,680
Thanks very much
for coming over this morning...
650
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,200
Just a minute.
That isn't strong enough?
651
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,720
That's a supporting wall,
Mrs. Fawlty.
652
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,600
It could give way
at any moment.
653
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,720
Any moment?
654
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,600
God help
the floors above.
655
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,440
Keep this door shut
until I can get a screwjack
656
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,360
to prop it up
before the lot comes down.
657
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,880
Cowboys.
658
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,995
Basil?
659
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,712
Basil?! Basil!
660
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,760
Where are you
going?
661
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,880
I'm going to see
Mr. O'Reilly, dear.
662
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,632
Then I think
I might go to Canada.
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