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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,208 --> 00:01:00,409 EVERY BLESSED DAY 2 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:31,615 Good morning. 3 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:37,531 Did you take the opportunity to enjoy our fresh delicacies? 4 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:45,535 Are you asking if we took anything from the minibar? 5 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:47,039 Yes. 6 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:52,199 Where did you learn this lovely antiquated German? Guido? 7 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:57,782 Perhaps from "Liber Evangeliorum" by Otfrid von Weissenburg. 8 00:02:00,958 --> 00:02:02,164 Never mind. 9 00:02:02,542 --> 00:02:05,375 If you didn't make use of the minibar, 10 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,574 we wish you a pleasant journey. 11 00:02:07,917 --> 00:02:09,749 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 12 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:12,369 Goodbye! 13 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:19,534 I caught you flirting with those blondes! 14 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,666 Truth be told, I was doing their checkout. 15 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,541 "Truth be told", get out of here! 16 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:29,372 - "Truth be told"! Who says that? - Enjoy your shift, Rossella. 17 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,621 - Thanks, good night. - Good night. 18 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:15,994 Hold on! 19 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:19,370 Open up, please? Thanks. 20 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,661 - Hey, Guido! - Morning, Marcello. 21 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,457 Bed time? 22 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:47,076 Don't forget Sunday the 29th. Patrizia told your lady already. 23 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:50,245 - Right. - Go get some sleep. 24 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:24,118 Thursday, October 2nd, St. Leodegar of Autun. 25 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:26,912 Bishop and martyr under Theodoric the Third, 26 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:31,198 who battled Manichean heresy but was tortured, blinded, 27 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,366 and killed. 28 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:34,823 Good morning. 29 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:41,951 - Me first! - No, together! Wait for me. 30 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,745 Wait! Give me a kiss. 31 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:51,573 - I think I fucked up. - Why? When? 32 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:55,414 My cousin called me yesterday 33 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,824 and being the dumb-ass that I am, I told her that we were... 34 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:04,614 - That we're trying. - Why are you a dumb-ass? 35 00:05:05,292 --> 00:05:08,159 Because that moron told my blockhead sister, 36 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:12,911 who told my idiotic mom, who obviously told my half-wit dad. 37 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:16,572 Come on, they can't be that bad. 38 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:20,163 They're monsters who criticize us for not being married. 39 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:23,375 - Then let's get married. - You have no idea. 40 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,574 They'd expect a "Godfather" style wedding. 41 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,866 - Cool! - Hell no! 42 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:31,656 They take out a mortgage to plan weddings there. 43 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:34,746 - They want to visit us now. - I'll finally meet them! 44 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:37,703 No, please! 45 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,619 Out of the question. 46 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,078 Last time I visited, 47 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:44,785 I was arguing with my folks the second I got there. 48 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:49,575 I hate that place, I hate those people. 49 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,832 Here, I'll help you. 50 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:58,159 For fuck's sake, I'm late! 51 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:01,785 - I'll take the scooter. - No, it's too cold and dangerous. 52 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,163 You're such a drag. Go to sleep, will you? 53 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,449 Piss off! 54 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:37,155 We're waiting for some personnel... excuse me. 55 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,874 - Antonia... - I'm here. 56 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,406 Can you make an effort to be here on time, please? 57 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:53,741 Put on your ID card. 58 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:56,950 It's not my fault the bus broke down. 59 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,784 And your scarf, thanks. 60 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:04,660 I'll put this over here, with your lame bus excuse. 61 00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:07,750 That dickhead is always busting my balls. 62 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:10,165 Just take it easy. 63 00:07:10,417 --> 00:07:11,873 Next, please? 64 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,699 Good morning. 65 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,957 Did you book? Name? 66 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:21,162 - Right on, Marcello! - Sausages! 67 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:23,408 Here, Gorilla! 68 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:27,744 You need to grow. You don't, or your wheelchair will break. 69 00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:29,744 Quit eating. 70 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:34,913 Are we opening up the gifts? Look at all this! 71 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,162 Who is this from? 72 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:39,909 - Us, just a little gift. - How sweet, thanks. 73 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:42,537 Isn't this great? 74 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,616 Picture cards too? 75 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:48,622 Say thanks to Antonia and Guido. Thanks! 76 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:52,581 Hold on sweetie, open the next gift. 77 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,582 What's in here? 78 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:58,163 It's from me, grandma Lucia, and aunt Sabrina. 79 00:07:58,417 --> 00:07:59,782 Coming! 80 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,163 Aunt Sabrina is here, let's open it up now. 81 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:06,409 No way, I don't believe it! Really? 82 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:09,413 This is like amazing, you shouldn't have! 83 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,162 It's got her name on it. 84 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:15,708 Damn you're dense, this isn't how it's spelled! 85 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,742 On her birth certificate it says Misc�l Caiozzi. 86 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:20,995 Your son messed up at town hall. 87 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:24,242 - It's with a "ch", you imbecile! - Hell no... 88 00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:27,621 - Show them what it says here! - Not again, stop! 89 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:29,999 Show them what is says: "Michele". 90 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:32,287 Who's this Michele guy, my cousin? 91 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:36,288 It's with "sch", like that Mischelle Hunziker. 92 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,616 I give up, you're so ignorant. 93 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:41,454 - Hungry, guys? Want more food? - No, thanks. 94 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,705 - You sure? - Grab the guitar and sing us a song. 95 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:49,873 We hear you singing all the time, you've got a great voice. 96 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:52,165 Sorry, hope I didn't disturb you... 97 00:08:52,417 --> 00:08:55,785 No, you've got a great voice! Whose songs are they? 98 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,742 I think I know, that English chick... 99 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:02,114 The one who's always bombed, that poor chick... 100 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,582 Am I right? 101 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:10,244 The music and lyrics are by Antonia, she writes superb songs. 102 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,950 You can hearthem on MySpace, www... 103 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:15,625 Okay, enough... thanks. 104 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:20,036 She's got real talent, her live performances are breathtaking. 105 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:21,828 You're so sweet. 106 00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:25,160 - Hear him? - Don't hit me, I can hear him. 107 00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:27,784 Play us a tune before the soccer game. 108 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,162 Come on, before the game! 109 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,999 Damn, you're good! 110 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,743 Wow, never heard a song like that before! 111 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,908 The song's not done, there's more. 112 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:27,572 - Sing a song we all know. - A Vasco Rossi song! 113 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,708 Sorry, I don't know any of his. 114 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:34,743 - Play "Grazie Roma". - We'll get pumped up for the game. 115 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:38,791 - Maybe next time... - Don't stop playing! 116 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,867 - Maybe later. - My daughter likes it. 117 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,120 The game's starting, let's roll! 118 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,491 The game's on... 119 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,665 Guido, come watch a real team. 120 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:51,957 Easy, don't drop me. 121 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,367 A friend hacked my cable box, now I get every channel: 122 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:03,907 Sky, satellite, Champions League, Fox, and porn too. 123 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:06,162 Come over anytime you want. 124 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:09,375 - What's your favorite team? - I'm no soccer aficionado. 125 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,824 As a kid I liked Bergamo's team, Atalanta 126 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:14,329 Aren't you Tuscan? 127 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,749 It's the name of the Greek goddess of hunting, 128 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,750 fairly similar to Artemis, perhaps you've heard... 129 00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:23,872 Like I told you, Guido's a real character. He's a trip. 130 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:33,165 Mom, can you take her? I think she needs to be changed. 131 00:11:37,042 --> 00:11:38,783 Like this! 132 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:45,957 Little Miss Grumpy loves playing with Antonia! 133 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:49,159 She doesn't like anyone, not even her father. 134 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,955 She either runs around or clings to me. 135 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:54,953 Right, cutie? 136 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:58,956 She's not grumpy, plus we're friends. 137 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:01,033 We even sing songs together. 138 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,868 - All combed. - What are you guys waiting for? 139 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,625 Haven't you been together forever? 140 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:11,831 - Well... - Are you worried about your job? 141 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:16,914 No, I don't care about that shitty job at all! 142 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,949 Because your house is too small? 143 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:23,159 We have the same house and we live here in four. 144 00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:25,249 What are you waiting for? 145 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:30,493 It's not like you die or get arrested for not having a kid. 146 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:35,078 I'll get something to drink. 147 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,749 Someone's bitter... 148 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,995 Cutie, go play with the other kids. 149 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:47,449 Go drink some fruit juice and let me smoke this damn cigarette. 150 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:27,158 Don't excruciate yourself. 151 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,408 What does that even mean? 152 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:37,665 It comes from "crux, crucis". Crucify yourself, torture yourself. 153 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:41,825 - Maybe I'm defective. - Nonsense! 154 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:45,740 If anything, I took after uncle Alfredo, who was "vacuous". 155 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:49,955 That's what the farmers in my area used to say: 156 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:54,491 "Only three chicks were born, the other eggs were 'vacuous"'. 157 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:59,950 What did your aunt Jolanda from Poggibonsi say? 158 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,124 "Guido, my munchkin, 159 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:06,915 I'd gladly do some mending for you, but it's a bit too 'irkalating"'. 160 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:10,830 "Irkalating" cracks me up. 161 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:15,957 Hey, are you crying? 162 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,453 "Spermiogram, Rome". 163 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:51,955 No, thanks. Very kind of you, but no. 164 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,414 You too... 165 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,286 Now, time to sleep. 166 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:12,953 Please, go. 167 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,866 Same to you, goodnight. 168 00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:37,579 Hello, I'd like to schedule a spermiogram. 169 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,958 Spermiogram, Friday at 9:00, all right? 170 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,955 Great: Guido Caselli. 171 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:47,080 - Three days of abstinence, okay? - Fine. 172 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:52,161 - Total abstinence, understand? - Dagnabit, I totally understand! 173 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,533 Tuesday, November 12th, St. Cunibert of Cologne, 174 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,582 conservator of King Dagobert's son 175 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:59,864 and evangelizer of Saxony's rural villages. 176 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,747 I'm having a naughty dream. Let me tell you about it... 177 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,996 Sorry, but I have tons to do this morning. 178 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,163 - Come here! - I have laundry to do... 179 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,325 Go take a shower, it's late. 180 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,245 Guido Caselli? 181 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,453 Follow me. 182 00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:31,500 In here, please. This is for you. 183 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:37,583 Make yourself comfortable... there are periodicals if you'd like. 184 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:07,452 - Where did you learn... - This lovely antiquated German? 185 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,574 Come on! 186 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,739 Sorry, we need to speed this up. If I can help... 187 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,165 Yes, please. 188 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:24,121 We have a line of patients and time is ticking... 189 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,246 - Make it a quickie, okay'? - Yes. 190 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,996 Know what we need to do? We need to optimize. 191 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,447 - Optimize, optimize. - I'll optimize now. 192 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,198 Will you be much longer? 193 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,873 - Are you ready? - Yes. 194 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:42,747 I'd like to remind you that Mrs. Mae will arrive soon 195 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:46,121 for an MRI of her plantar fascia. 196 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,449 Does "plantar fascia" arouse you? 197 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,365 Not much. 198 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,866 Go away! 199 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,290 Are you looking at my boobs? 200 00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:01,281 Another mamma's boy who loves big boobs! Mamma's boy! 201 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,664 Optimize! 202 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:09,951 Done? We're not here to waste time. Are you ready? 203 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,908 Help me, my love. 204 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,119 Help me. 205 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,825 - That's the best I could do. - Fine. 206 00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:27,158 Results in person or by mail? 207 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,992 I'll come... I mean, I'll pick them up. 208 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:34,369 - Goodbye. - Thanks, you are very... kind. 209 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,241 Thank you. 210 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:45,326 You have asked to have Costanza baptized? 211 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:46,907 Yes, we have. 212 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:50,831 Costanza, I baptize you 213 00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:54,956 in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 214 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:59,912 Almighty God, Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, 215 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,866 has cleansed you from sin 216 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:06,202 in new birth to innocence by water and the Spirit. 217 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,699 Shall we go eat? 218 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:04,364 I heard you need to watch your blood pressure. 219 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,075 Your mom's a snitch, it's slightly high. 220 00:21:07,292 --> 00:21:10,330 Geez, can't a man enjoy the infirmities of old age? 221 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,037 Big brother, you're looking slim and trim! 222 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,332 How are your abs? Nonexistent. 223 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:20,456 I'm no loser like you who's in the gym every day like an American. 224 00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:25,657 America's only flaw is the fact that you're not there. You should come. 225 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:29,409 We'll visit eventually, maybe next summer. 226 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,409 - Duccio, did you tell him about it? - Oh, right! 227 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,581 The Classics Department is looking for a Latin literature assistant. 228 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,540 You'd be perfect for the job. 229 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,950 An expert on early Christian martyrs. 230 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,242 He tells me this all the time! 231 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:51,576 Ignore him, I merely wrote a thesis on the topic. 232 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:55,038 It's true, he knows tons about it! 233 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,742 Names of streets, saints, churches, tons! 234 00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,699 Fundamental things. 235 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:02,284 I call him "Guidopedia". 236 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,874 It would be great. 237 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:15,247 It would be great but I rather enjoy what I'm doing now. 238 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:21,825 It's not a demanding job, I have the entire night 239 00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:24,409 to relax and read. 240 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,290 And think... 241 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,822 And Beethoven is on the hotel's sound system all night. 242 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:36,455 Guido never slept much. 243 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:38,665 - Remember, Lorenzo? - Yes. 244 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:41,458 He would read all night... 245 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:44,905 with a flashlight so he wouldn't wake Duccio. 246 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,331 How sweet! 247 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,536 In fact, Guido... 248 00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:56,410 you're right, your job sounds really pleasant. Good for you. 249 00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,283 Here's the chestnut cake. 250 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,496 It should be eaten with ricotta, but we have none. 251 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,367 What exactly does Guido do for work? 252 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:15,500 He's the night porter in a big hotel. 253 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,457 Nice! 254 00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:24,079 We'd better hurry. 255 00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:27,284 Guido, I'll put it in the car. 256 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,413 - I'm so fond of Antonia. - I'm fond of her too. 257 00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:33,125 Listen, this is from me and dad. 258 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:38,205 Take it, you could use it. You never know... 259 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,826 It's unnecessary, we both work. Really. Bye, mom. 260 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:51,249 Have a good trip. 261 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:14,038 - How is it? - It's fucking wonderful! 262 00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:17,447 It basically says that plants have personalities like us. 263 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,201 And it provides examples from ancient literature and history. 264 00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,249 I've yet to read it. 265 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:26,246 Your mom gave it to me, your dad was too shy to. 266 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:30,410 What a great man! And your mom too. I love your parents. 267 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:34,080 I know, they appear to be lovely people. 268 00:24:34,292 --> 00:24:38,035 - Your sister-in-law seems normal! - She is normal. 269 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:43,040 Well, she teaches at university and has two kids! 270 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:48,286 And your brother is Obama's special financial assistant. 271 00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,328 What's so funny? 272 00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:54,410 He's a consultant for the government's economic policy. 273 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,874 - What did I say? - Same thing. 274 00:24:57,083 --> 00:25:00,826 And he's only 30! He's a genius too. 275 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,330 I know, I'm the only dummy in the house. 276 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:06,539 No, baby. 277 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,203 Come on. 278 00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:16,244 - No, not here. - They're all asleep, relax. 279 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:20,661 I spoke to your mom about our situation... 280 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:24,413 She made an appointment for us with a hotshot gynecologist. 281 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:27,864 - He works with the Pope. - The Pope's gynecologist? 282 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:31,906 - He must be a real pro! - Silly, you know what I meant. 283 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:35,743 She said he's a bit Catholic, but he's great. 284 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:39,496 - Easy with that hand. - Nobody will see, they're asleep. 285 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:43,412 We'll go see him if you want. 286 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,207 Behave! 287 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:50,868 We'll go see him, but I don't think you have a problem. 288 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,451 - Neither do you, apparently. - Behave, they're watching. 289 00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:57,120 - Let's go to the bathroom. - No. 290 00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:59,324 - Come on! - No. 291 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:02,415 - Let's go. - The bathroom... 292 00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:04,749 Let's go! 293 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:20,075 Professor Savarese, room 24. 294 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,411 Thanks, goodbye. 295 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,874 Holy cow, 150 euros! 296 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,869 At least they gave us a receipt. 297 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,415 Well I should hope so! 298 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,491 Almost done... 299 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,832 You can get dressed. 300 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:39,827 Well, morphologically your wife seems to be just fine. 301 00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:42,409 We're not married, I'm not his wife! 302 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,032 Okay- 303 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,867 Thanks, doctor. Morphologically fine. 304 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:50,405 At first glance. But we'll do a nice hysteroscopy too. 305 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:55,497 Plus, we need you to take a few more tests. 306 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,666 Ma'am... pardon, miss... 307 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:03,413 we'll need you to take these hormones I'll prescribe 308 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:06,500 on the 3rd and 23rd days of our cycle. 309 00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:12,405 - Do I have some sort of problem? - Relax. 310 00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:15,409 I think Antonia is perfectly healthy, 311 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,659 if anything, I'm the defective one. 312 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,957 Look, I had a spermiogram. 313 00:27:21,167 --> 00:27:24,205 - You did? - Sorry, I didn't tell you about it. 314 00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:29,207 I see no real problems, 315 00:27:29,417 --> 00:27:31,954 actually everything looks pretty good. 316 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:36,912 But the report mentions asthenospermia and teratomorphism, 317 00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:39,662 these slow, hideous spermatozoids... 318 00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,866 All your values are normal. 319 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:47,407 They might not be sprinters, but they'll inseminate our oocytes. 320 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,908 Rest assured! 321 00:27:50,125 --> 00:27:53,038 When did we stop using protection? 322 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,457 We never used protection. 323 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,166 No? 324 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,324 Never. 325 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:07,656 Not even our first time, when we'd just met. 326 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:10,374 It's been six years now. 327 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:14,000 Can you believe that, baby? Six years. 328 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,199 How are you? 329 00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,249 She's better now. 330 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:35,665 - Are you okay? - Yes. 331 00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:37,202 My sweetie... 332 00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:41,206 One of our tubes is a bit closed, the left one. 333 00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:46,583 The right one is open. Perhaps a bit obstructed, but open. 334 00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:51,410 If the lady here were to become pregnant, 335 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:54,830 what we'd have is an elderly primigravida. 336 00:29:55,042 --> 00:29:56,874 - A what? - It's a technical term. 337 00:29:57,083 --> 00:30:01,077 Ma'am, nowadays your condition is rather common. 338 00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:06,332 Women who have their first child at an advanced age. 339 00:30:06,542 --> 00:30:09,830 - Advanced, my foot. I'm 33! - Relax. 340 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:13,000 Do you know that Alexander the Great 341 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:17,202 was 10 years younger than you when he conquered India? 342 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,164 But let's not cross our bridges before coming to them. 343 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:26,083 There's still hope. 344 00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:29,207 - Even if... - Even if what, doctor? 345 00:30:29,417 --> 00:30:33,240 During the Iuteal phase we have a slight progesterone issue... 346 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:37,661 which would also explain why we have a short cycle. 347 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:40,784 - I'm sterile, I knew it! - He didn't say that. 348 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,163 No? He said I have an obstructed tube, 349 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,822 I'm elderly, and I have a progesterone issue too. 350 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,038 Ma'am, you can't imagine how many cases I've seen 351 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:55,208 that were far more complicated than yours, 352 00:30:55,417 --> 00:30:58,455 yet, lo and behold, I was at their baptisms! 353 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:00,369 We need to be patient. 354 00:31:01,917 --> 00:31:04,249 Excuse me, I don't understand much 355 00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:08,873 but seeing I have all these issues, wouldn't it make sense to try... 356 00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:11,791 - That thing, what's it called? - What thing? 357 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,413 - Don't say it... - Artificial insemination! 358 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,991 I believe it's legal in Italy. 359 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:23,577 Abracadabra, she's making diagnoses and suggesting treatments! 360 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:26,291 One step at a time... 361 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:31,870 Don't be cajoled by false modern myths of test-tube babies. 362 00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:37,658 What we'll do is a nice Progesten 500 treatment. 363 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:41,250 We'll take one each night before bed, 364 00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:45,281 starting on the first day of ovulation. 365 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:48,162 - Me? - Who else, ma'am? 366 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:51,242 As for you, Caselli... Caselli... 367 00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:55,408 "My Casella, 368 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:59,410 I make this journey, in order to return here again 369 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,408 where I am." 370 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:05,410 "But how have so many hours been stolen from you?" 371 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:08,409 - What is that? - Purgatory, second canto. 372 00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:11,955 My grandpa says we're descendants of the Casellis of Val d'Orcia. 373 00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:13,828 See! I knew it! 374 00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:17,034 Caselli, we'll have you take Arginina daily. 375 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:20,493 We'll do this for a few months. Great! 376 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,413 All right, I shall see you in a week. 377 00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:27,250 - Thanks, doctor. - With the PCT. 378 00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,665 Let's keep to the schedule. 379 00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:33,869 So we can watch these slow, hideous spermatozoids at work! 380 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:36,666 - Goodbye, doctor. - Ma'am. 381 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,208 - What an asshole, I hate him. - Let's go. 382 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,033 Ma'am this, ma'am that... 383 00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:44,708 150 euros to have someone tell me I'm old. 384 00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:48,035 Bullshit! Fuck you and Alexander the Great. 385 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:07,450 I need to use room 319. 386 00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:09,949 Are you not feeling well? 387 00:33:10,167 --> 00:33:13,410 I won't take long. Plus, at this time of day... 388 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:19,780 - Antonia and I need to do a PCT. - What? 389 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,037 - It's a medical, scientific thing. - I smell trouble. 390 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,287 Don't get me into trouble! 391 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:28,323 Just send Olga to tidy up the room after. Thanks. 392 00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:30,032 You're welcome. 393 00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:42,200 Check that out, Guido picked up a chick! 394 00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:45,864 No, it's his girlfriend. They're doing a PCT. 395 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:48,950 What is that, some Communist union thing? 396 00:33:49,167 --> 00:33:53,456 It tests the interaction between sperm and mucus of the cervix. 397 00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:56,954 - They're fucking. - What about me and you? 398 00:33:57,167 --> 00:34:00,535 - Get to work, idiot. - Maybe you'll enjoy it... 399 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,165 Huff)'- 400 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,536 How cool! 401 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:09,782 Cable! 402 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,241 - Any porn? - Yes, but it's not free. 403 00:34:13,792 --> 00:34:15,374 Don't touch anything. 404 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:18,200 - Minibar! - No, don't touch! 405 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:21,409 What a drag! Can't I have a few chips? 406 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,869 - Hey! - Lie down! 407 00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:28,077 Don't I get anything? Rum and coke, some Mo�t & Chandon... 408 00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:31,034 Mo�t & Chandon! Come on, we don't have much time. 409 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,161 I'll take off your panties. 410 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:37,289 All right. 411 00:34:38,792 --> 00:34:40,999 Kiss me. 412 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,787 Touch me... give me some help! 413 00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:50,657 Thanks, Rossella. Bye, Marco. 414 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:53,242 Impressive, 12 minutes, elevator ride included. 415 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,870 - Thanks. - We have to take the scooter? 416 00:34:56,083 --> 00:34:58,040 I'll drive, you ride side saddle. 417 00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:01,663 - You can't drive, we'll die. - Relax. 418 00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:04,207 Hurry, Dr. Savarese is waiting. 419 00:35:05,042 --> 00:35:06,874 How should I sit? 420 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:10,666 Side saddle! Sit Amazon style. 421 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:14,208 - Come on. - Amazon? 422 00:35:14,417 --> 00:35:18,035 A tribe of warlike women in Greek mythology, 423 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,537 you would've liked them. 424 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:34,083 "Larded death roast"! 425 00:35:34,542 --> 00:35:36,203 Proggestik. 426 00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:38,536 I have to pee. 427 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,411 Why "death"? 428 00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:45,581 Because as the great Pellegrino Artusi explains: 429 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,037 "Since it is cooked in a pot, 430 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:51,914 it acquires a dark color reminiscent of mourning". 431 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:56,409 - Franco called me. - Who? 432 00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:58,787 The guy from Live Music. 433 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,537 Now he runs some sort of club. 434 00:36:02,042 --> 00:36:06,457 His cover band bailed out, he asked me to sing instead. 435 00:36:12,125 --> 00:36:15,663 - You accepted, right? - I told him I'd think it over. 436 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:17,578 You're nuts! When is it? 437 00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:20,040 Wednesday, but the venue sounds odd. 438 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:22,082 It'll be amazing, I'll come. 439 00:36:22,292 --> 00:36:25,990 I'll take a day off, we never go on vacation anyway. 440 00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:29,034 Call him back now, don't be silly. 441 00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:32,495 The roast! Now it needs to brown in the oven. 442 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:38,950 What was it? I found it last night. 443 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:44,075 Trinacria Style, Contestaccio. 444 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:46,995 Here it is, look. 445 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,245 Is that Jimmy? 446 00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:58,621 - He's handsome. - He's a total nutcase. 447 00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:03,198 - Is that London? - No Rome, near Jimmy's house. 448 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:07,246 - You were good. - We were wild. 449 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:10,200 We'd blow off shows because we'd forget 450 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,409 or because we didn't feel like it. We were always drunk. 451 00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:17,118 How ridiculous! But damn, we sure had some laughs. 452 00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:22,409 - Look, Global Riot! - The dog? 453 00:37:22,625 --> 00:37:25,037 A mutt we picked up off the street. 454 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:27,867 - His name was Global Riot? - Jimmy named him. 455 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:29,665 Jimmy's amusing. 456 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:33,660 I guess, but he would hit me when he was drunk. 457 00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:37,205 - Hit you, how so? - He beat the shit out of me. 458 00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:41,125 But I can't blame him, I was a real slut. 459 00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:44,614 If a guy was nice to me, I'd spread my legs. 460 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:46,494 He'd get pissed off! 461 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:51,202 Once in London, he dislocated my shoulder. So painful! 462 00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:53,124 I went to the ER, 463 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:56,200 I told the police I fell down the stairs. 464 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,287 Don't excruciate yourself! 465 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:04,289 Come here. 466 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:12,031 Why don't you ever tell me about the girls you had before me? 467 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,288 Because before I met you, I spent my time jerking off. 468 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,662 Oh please, give me a break! 469 00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:23,244 I jerked off dreaming of when I'd meet a girl like you. 470 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,539 Again? 471 00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:35,615 What did that asshole doctor say? We need to keep at it. 472 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:38,333 But if you're too tired, just say so. 473 00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:43,199 Get this out of here... 474 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:45,790 or we'll break it. 475 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:27,492 Excuse me, the lady's singing. 476 00:39:50,292 --> 00:39:52,329 Excuse me, pardon me. 477 00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:55,780 Do you consider this appropriate behavior? 478 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,072 - The lady is singing. - Who the hell are you? 479 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:02,079 Who I am is completely irrelevant. 480 00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:07,414 If you don't like the songs, you're not obliged to listen to them. 481 00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:11,664 You can speak amongst yourselves, but watch your tone 482 00:40:11,917 --> 00:40:13,999 and keep your voices down. 483 00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:17,617 Listen up, douchebag, get lost! 484 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:21,072 - Cooperate... - Keep your hands off of me! 485 00:40:21,292 --> 00:40:22,908 Cooperate! 486 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:27,949 Cool it, stop it! 487 00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:29,832 Get out! 488 00:40:30,042 --> 00:40:34,707 Get the hell out! Is this dickhead your friend? 489 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,949 For fuck's sake! 490 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:44,492 You're a real jackass, I can't believe it. 491 00:40:45,292 --> 00:40:48,034 I know, I was wrong. I didn't mean to hurt him. 492 00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:49,991 He could've ended up in the ER! 493 00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:53,166 Right, only Jimmy's allowed to send people to the ER. 494 00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,369 Fuck you! 495 00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:57,624 Right... 496 00:41:09,042 --> 00:41:12,000 - For fuck's sake. - I don't know why I did it. 497 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,165 Sorry I embarrassed you. 498 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:17,413 630 euros for this shitty result. 499 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,912 What a drag! 500 00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:44,284 Does the light bother you? 501 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,707 Patrizia's pregnant again. 502 00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:50,574 Our neighbor? 503 00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:54,409 She might not keep it, she's afraid to tell Marcello. 504 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:56,286 Why? 505 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,616 He doesn't want another kid. 506 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,409 He didn't even want Giada and Misc�l. 507 00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:04,957 We'll take all three of them. 508 00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:08,866 I want our own kid. 509 00:42:09,292 --> 00:42:11,659 - Don't you? - Yes, I would like that. 510 00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:14,332 That's not the same, you're a stickler for words, 511 00:42:14,417 --> 00:42:16,954 you should know better. 512 00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:21,832 Right: you want, I would like. 513 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,825 But let's look at it this way: 514 00:42:26,417 --> 00:42:30,285 I want everything that you want, so I want it too. 515 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:41,117 Are you crying? Why? 516 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:43,875 I feel like I'm expiring. 517 00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:46,245 Like yogurt? 518 00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:51,082 Why are you with me? 519 00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:55,035 - You should leave me. - Don't be silly! 520 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:02,618 I don't even know why I want a kid so much. 521 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:07,411 Maybe I want to prove to my awful family I can do something right. 522 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:09,366 Come here. 523 00:43:09,833 --> 00:43:11,415 Come here. 524 00:43:16,042 --> 00:43:18,659 At this rate, you'll make me cry. 525 00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:24,655 All right then, we'll both cry. 526 00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:53,824 Nishprapanchaya shantaya. 527 00:43:54,042 --> 00:43:56,875 Breath of the Land, mystery of fertility. 528 00:43:57,083 --> 00:44:00,075 - This is perfect for us. - Keep walking! 529 00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:04,622 There's an aromatherapy course to cure insomnia, I'm signing up. 530 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:07,287 Quit being a jackass and move it! 531 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:10,333 - Look, it's 1.2 kilometers. - Move it. 532 00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:12,328 1.2 kilometers. 533 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:18,203 Let's go do Nishprapanchaya shantaya. 534 00:44:18,417 --> 00:44:20,203 Let's go. 535 00:44:23,292 --> 00:44:25,954 Do you feel cold from the snow? 536 00:44:26,917 --> 00:44:28,783 Beneath the snow, 537 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,991 grass grows... 538 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:34,411 from the Earth's warmth. 539 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:39,075 Thus you must feel 540 00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:44,116 the warmth from your inner energy. 541 00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:50,037 Close your eyes. 542 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,536 Whirl! 543 00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:58,202 Whirl like a snowflake falling to the ground. 544 00:44:58,958 --> 00:45:00,574 Whirl! 545 00:45:01,542 --> 00:45:04,250 My friend Rosalba, from Milan, sent us here, 546 00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,870 she did a workshop last summer. 547 00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:10,906 - She and her partner loved it. - Bon app�tit. 548 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:14,083 They even practiced sensitive listening through asana, 549 00:45:14,292 --> 00:45:16,203 apparently it works miracles. 550 00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:20,035 Did things then work out for your friends? 551 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,332 - Did they end up pregnant? - No. 552 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:25,614 But Rosalba no longer suffers from food intolerance. 553 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:28,867 She couldn't eat asparagus or strawberries before. 554 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,915 - And in terms of inner energy... - Nice... 555 00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:36,867 - Do you take Meropur? - Of course, and Puregon too. 556 00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:39,415 My levels are up pretty high now. 557 00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:42,242 I was at 1.23 a month ago, now it's gone up... 558 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:45,199 See you Saturday? Great... 559 00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:47,533 40 more numbers and we're up. 560 00:45:47,792 --> 00:45:49,954 Excuse me, is this your first time? 561 00:45:50,708 --> 00:45:53,416 We're veteran lVF-ETers, it's our 3rd time. 562 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:56,583 We're planning a gathering for next Saturday, 563 00:45:56,833 --> 00:46:01,202 we'll hang out, talk, swap information and stories... 564 00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:05,115 If you're interested, my husband created a Facebook page. 565 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,324 "Iwantababy", no spaces in between. 566 00:46:07,542 --> 00:46:10,989 If you visit our page, "like" us. 567 00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:13,620 We have over 1,200 friends. 568 00:46:14,208 --> 00:46:16,620 - Fingers crossed! - Break an ovary! 569 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:19,412 - Good morning... - Not interested, thanks. 570 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:22,413 And lastly, let me sum things up for you: 571 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,866 artificial reproduction is an obstacle course. 572 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,245 If Antonia reacts well to the hormones 573 00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:31,782 and the oocytes are inseminated, we have a 30-35% success rate. 574 00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:35,287 Not now, I'm with patients, I'll call you back. 575 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,582 Questions? 576 00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:41,872 - You seem a bit perplexed. - In fact, I don't understand. 577 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:45,041 Especially that pick-up and transit stuff. 578 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:47,457 Pick-up is the retrieval of follicles 579 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:49,624 to see if there are oocytes. 580 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,037 And transfer, not transit, my love, 581 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:56,073 is when they place them in you upon insemination by spermatozoids. 582 00:46:56,292 --> 00:47:00,866 - That's when they're embryos. - It's all here in this pamphlet. 583 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:04,781 - No, that freaks me out! - It seems worse than it is. 584 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:09,076 Even if I don't understand I trust you because I like you. 585 00:47:09,292 --> 00:47:11,158 Thanks, likewise. 586 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:14,367 If you agree, we'll start the treatment with your next cycle. 587 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:17,291 Puregon injection, morning and evening. 588 00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,287 Good evening. 589 00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:34,405 Could we kindly have a double room? 590 00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:36,081 Do you have a reservation? 591 00:47:36,292 --> 00:47:39,250 No. If you don't have a room we'll go elsewhere. 592 00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:42,496 No need to. I just need your IDs and we're all set. 593 00:47:43,417 --> 00:47:44,828 Thanks. 594 00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:57,448 - You're Guido? - I am. 595 00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:01,410 Chamomile for Mrs. Rosetta and a coffee for Mr. Domenico. 596 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:04,037 No need to go to all this trouble. 597 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:08,083 I called Antonia but her phone's off, 598 00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:10,249 she'll hear my message tomorrow. 599 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:13,166 I doubt she'd want to see us anyway. 600 00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:15,867 She doesn't take our calls anymore. 601 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:18,825 She never gave us her address. 602 00:48:19,042 --> 00:48:21,249 Her mother's been worried sick. 603 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,074 Tell him. 604 00:48:23,292 --> 00:48:27,206 We thought she was pregnant and was having problems. 605 00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:29,283 Not pregnant, no problems. 606 00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:33,038 Antonia is perfectly fine, she works, writes her songs. 607 00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:36,083 - She's told me lots about you. - Really? 608 00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:38,704 I can't understand why she won't see any of us. 609 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:43,448 Her cousin Stefania, they were so close, her sister Carmela. 610 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:48,077 Her brothers, Valentino and Salvo. All her nieces and nephews. 611 00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:50,499 She's never seen them. 612 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:57,410 This... this is Susanna, Flavio, Vincenzo, and Maria Claudia. 613 00:48:57,875 --> 00:49:02,415 And that's our supermarket, Antonia's brothers work there. 614 00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:04,457 What a lovely family. 615 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:07,331 Is this her? 616 00:49:10,292 --> 00:49:12,033 She was always sulking. 617 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:17,494 Is she cheerful and nice with you? 618 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:20,416 - Of course. - With us, she never even smiles. 619 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:24,163 - What did we do to her'? - We must've done something wrong. 620 00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:28,573 - Yes, we loved her too much. - Come on... 621 00:49:38,292 --> 00:49:41,034 - Go ahead. - How lovely! 622 00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:44,867 If you need anything, you can reach me by dialing nine. 623 00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:47,374 I'll wake you up tomorrow at 7:00 AM. 624 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:52,869 - Are you sure this is a good idea? - Yes, it'll be great. 625 00:49:53,417 --> 00:49:56,330 - Good night. - Good night, Guido. 626 00:49:58,417 --> 00:50:00,078 Good night. 627 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:05,246 Friday, January 28th, St. Miliano of Trevi. 628 00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:10,282 Martyr under Diocletian who killed him while tied to an olive tree. 629 00:50:10,958 --> 00:50:12,699 Real cheerful. 630 00:50:13,292 --> 00:50:15,408 You didn't hear my messages? 631 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:18,868 Why? Is it time for another injection? 632 00:50:19,292 --> 00:50:21,078 - Who's here? - Stay calm. 633 00:50:21,292 --> 00:50:24,080 They come in peace and with the best intentions. 634 00:50:24,292 --> 00:50:25,874 Who? 635 00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,369 Jesus Christ! 636 00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:34,415 Mommy's darling! 637 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,286 Come here, Domenico. 638 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,582 My sweetheart! 639 00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,992 My darling! 640 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:49,581 - You like your car dealership job? - Car rental. Yes. 641 00:50:50,292 --> 00:50:54,866 Do you get benefits, in case you need maternity leave? 642 00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:57,700 - Mom, knock it off with the plates. - I finished. 643 00:50:57,958 --> 00:51:00,450 - We have a dishwasher. - Sorry. 644 00:51:01,167 --> 00:51:03,124 Almond cookie? They're delicious. 645 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:07,156 What's the deal with this house? Do you have a mortgage? 646 00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:11,073 No, we're illegally squatting. We're squatters. 647 00:51:11,292 --> 00:51:15,115 She's kidding, we rent, we have a rental contract... 648 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:19,327 But why? You should buy a place, we'll help you! 649 00:51:19,542 --> 00:51:23,365 When her sister had her first kid we bought her a new house. 650 00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:26,204 - Classy... - Classy, with two bathrooms. 651 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,579 Enough mom, for fuck's sake! 652 00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:31,120 Quit cleaning and sit down! 653 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,203 - Sorry... - Sit down. 654 00:51:34,417 --> 00:51:36,033 Don't treat your mom like that! 655 00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:39,117 She keeps cleaning up to remind me that I'm messy. 656 00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:40,414 I wanted to help. 657 00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:44,072 No need to remind me, I know my home isn't spotless like yours. 658 00:51:44,292 --> 00:51:47,080 We work, I can't go crazy cleaning! 659 00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:49,875 Leave her alone, she didn't say anything. 660 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:53,530 - Please, don't! - And are you done interrogating me? 661 00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:56,079 I'm innocent, Your Honor. 662 00:51:56,292 --> 00:51:59,580 You always lash out at us, at me and her, 663 00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:02,242 we specifically came to Rome to help you, 664 00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:04,324 worried about your children's future. 665 00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:08,080 What children? You came here to bust my damn balls! 666 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,158 Is that how you talk? 667 00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:13,208 I woke up this morning and found two pains in the ass here. 668 00:52:13,417 --> 00:52:16,864 Now I have to traverse the city to go to work, and I'm late! 669 00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:20,246 I even have a headache, hope you're not here when I return. 670 00:52:20,458 --> 00:52:24,372 And you, Guido, well done! Great fucking idea, thanks! 671 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:26,619 Fuck you! 672 00:52:29,292 --> 00:52:33,081 - You upset her. - Me? What about you? 673 00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:37,616 Why couldn't you sit still instead of cleaning everything? 674 00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:42,457 Now what? 675 00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:47,332 I can take you around to see the Colosseum, St. Peter's... 676 00:52:47,583 --> 00:52:49,870 Let's go see the Pope for a blessing. 677 00:52:57,375 --> 00:53:00,037 I'm sorry, she's a bit worn out lately. 678 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:03,993 But I'm certain she loves you, things will get better soon. 679 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:06,745 Thanks, you're a real darling. 680 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,490 Bye. 681 00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:11,245 Have a good trip, call me anytime. 682 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:12,539 Thanks. 683 00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:23,411 Here we are... 684 00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:28,490 This morning Giulia says: "Mom, what's a deficit?" 685 00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:32,705 5 years old, can you believe it? Got it! Needle please. 686 00:53:36,042 --> 00:53:38,033 Aspirate... 687 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:40,620 Here it is, it's beautiful! 688 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:52,083 Fabrizio, Efisio, and Guido, the pick-up went well, 689 00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:54,829 your women were brave, now it's your turn. 690 00:53:55,083 --> 00:53:57,825 Hurry up and go do your duty now. 691 00:53:58,083 --> 00:54:01,621 We have one room on the 3rd floor, no bickering. 692 00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:05,121 Guido, we found seven oocytes. 693 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:09,281 We'll pick the nicest ones, we're in your hands now, get to it! 694 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,582 I'm off. 695 00:54:11,792 --> 00:54:15,615 Please be patient, your pick-ups will be next. 696 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:18,791 Be strong, have faith, it'll all go well. 697 00:54:30,792 --> 00:54:34,035 - Excuse me! - No running in the hospital! 698 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:43,699 - Last room on the right. - Thanks. 699 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,824 You can't do this! 700 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:02,208 First here, seminal liquid sample. 701 00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:05,741 Second! 702 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:08,783 I'll use the bathroom. 703 00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:15,663 Come on, damn you! 704 00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:22,575 Do me a favor this time, come on! 705 00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:31,034 - Are you done? - Coming... 706 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:34,288 - Nurse, this man is... - Coming, coming. 707 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:37,413 - Be patient, sir. - I'm done. 708 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:38,831 Go on. 709 00:55:39,083 --> 00:55:42,201 Not in the bathroom, it's a matter of principles. 710 00:55:42,417 --> 00:55:44,408 Are you all right? 711 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:47,083 I'm swell, what did you give me? 712 00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:50,826 - Some good stuff. - Damn good. 713 00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:53,871 Your man is having a hard time, he's still at it. 714 00:55:57,667 --> 00:56:01,456 - Go, faster! - You'll get me fired. 715 00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:05,616 - Where is he? - Here. 716 00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:09,622 - I paid for this service too. - Hold on... You okay? 717 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:13,034 - Baby, it's me. Excuse me... - Are you nuts? 718 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:15,824 - No fair! - This isn't The Amazing Race. 719 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:18,450 Sweet Mary! 720 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,787 Hurry, quick! 721 00:56:26,042 --> 00:56:28,625 I'm sorry, really. Quick! 722 00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:34,072 Sorry, I used to be first-rate. 723 00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:38,580 - I apologize. - I got here first. 724 00:57:06,292 --> 00:57:09,125 Go to sleep, will you? Go to sleep. 725 00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:03,661 What's that, doctor? 726 00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:07,450 All three inseminated? Holy shit! 727 00:58:08,208 --> 00:58:12,031 The implant, yes. The transfer, right? Of course. 728 00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:15,823 Perfect. Of course, I'll rest, I'll stay home. 729 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,915 Thanks doctor, I love you! 730 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:27,661 Sir, do you have a second? 731 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:29,832 Call you right back. 732 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:34,748 "Sir", really? Have you come to ask for a raise? 733 00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:39,365 I wanted to tell you that I'll need some time off as of Monday. 734 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:42,708 May I ask for what reason? 735 00:58:43,417 --> 00:58:46,864 - Personal reasons. - Personal reasons? 736 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:49,287 Have a seat, please. So as of Monday? 737 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:52,458 - What did he say? - He went along. 738 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,829 I'll be off till next month. 739 00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:57,495 Fantastic! A toast! 740 00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:00,454 After the transfer, no more beers. 741 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:02,908 You don't need to tell me. 742 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:10,280 - Imagine if all three are born! - Oh please. 743 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:12,867 Triplets are common with artificial insemination. 744 00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:14,911 We'd have to pick three names. 745 00:59:15,167 --> 00:59:17,829 We're not naming them after family. 746 00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:22,156 Boy: Elpidius, Agatho, Geminus. Girl: Olivia, Pelagia, Cunegunda. 747 00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:24,742 All names of early Christian saints and martyrs. 748 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,240 Are you nuts? 749 00:59:26,667 --> 00:59:30,160 Just kidding. But we'd have to buy an automobile. 750 00:59:30,375 --> 00:59:33,163 A station wagon, used, of course... 751 00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:35,491 - You can't drive. - I'll learn. 752 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:38,166 We need it to cart around three strollers, 753 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,707 and your instruments when you play gigs. 754 00:59:40,917 --> 00:59:42,999 I won't sing once I'm a mom. 755 00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:45,074 I picture you feeding the babies 756 00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:46,657 in your dressing room before the gig. 757 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:49,663 Two for you, one for me with a bottle... 758 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:53,118 - Enough with this bullshit! - Why bullshit? 759 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:56,075 Triplets, a station wagon, gigs... 760 00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,829 Shit like this means you're not serious. 761 00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:01,575 - I'm utterly serious. - This isn't a game. 762 01:00:01,792 --> 01:00:03,408 Knock it off! 763 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:18,700 - Sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 764 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,582 I'm the foolish, reckless one, 765 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:25,492 you need to be the stable one, or we're in for trouble. 766 01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:27,119 All right. 767 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,332 I might not be a good mom. 768 01:00:30,542 --> 01:00:34,035 - Sure you will. - You're more maternal than I am. 769 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,161 Then you'll be the father, same thing. 770 01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:38,116 Eat up, it'll get cold. 771 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,708 - Shit! - What? It's spicy but... 772 01:00:41,917 --> 01:00:46,662 - Tony! Divine apparition! - Hey, Jimmy. 773 01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:49,492 - Eating some Indian food? - Yes, apparently. 774 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:52,496 - Tell me what's new! - What can I say? 775 01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:55,075 - He's Guido. - Nice to meet you. 776 01:00:55,292 --> 01:00:58,284 Sorry, Gigio, this is a historic encounter. 777 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,332 - How long since we last met? - Dunno. 778 01:01:00,542 --> 01:01:04,080 Must be six, seven years. A buttload of time! 779 01:01:04,292 --> 01:01:07,364 - May I? Take a seat. - Thanks. 780 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,374 Chicken tikka masala. 781 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:14,741 The tandoori chicken here is tops. 782 01:01:15,667 --> 01:01:17,908 So, Tony? 783 01:01:18,167 --> 01:01:20,033 So, Jimmy? 784 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:24,494 I heard you were spotted at the station wearing a uniform... 785 01:01:24,708 --> 01:01:26,790 - Hostess? - No, car rental clerk. 786 01:01:27,167 --> 01:01:28,532 Car rental? 787 01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:32,243 What's gotten into you? Saving up for retirement? 788 01:01:32,458 --> 01:01:36,497 Regularjob, saving up, next thing you know you'll have a family. 789 01:01:36,708 --> 01:01:39,905 All that's missing is you popping out a kid. 790 01:01:40,167 --> 01:01:43,285 Gianni, you have no idea who we're dealing with. 791 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,207 - I do... - Tony rocks! 792 01:01:45,417 --> 01:01:47,579 Like Cat Power, PJ Harvey. 793 01:01:47,792 --> 01:01:51,205 - Right, I couldn't agree more. - I like you, Gino. 794 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,829 We should play together again. 795 01:01:55,083 --> 01:01:58,656 We had a great thing going: Trinacria Style. 796 01:01:58,875 --> 01:02:00,661 Right, maybe... 797 01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:02,286 one day... 798 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:05,242 Jimmy! Hurry the fuck up! 799 01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:09,163 - Sorry, my girls are calling me. - Right. 800 01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:12,788 Damn, it was a real pleasure. Bye, Princess Tony. 801 01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:19,083 - Bye, Gino. - Goodbye, nice to meet you. 802 01:02:19,292 --> 01:02:22,080 - Who's she? - She wanted to record with me. 803 01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:25,034 - What a character. - I lost my appetite. 804 01:02:25,833 --> 01:02:28,370 - Come on, Princess Tony. - I'll kill you. 805 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:30,665 I swear! 806 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:37,491 I can't take it. 807 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:41,539 - Just pee, do it. - I said no. Now shut up! 808 01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:44,492 - So, how are we doing? - She won't pee. 809 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:47,871 Typical. You can take piss, you know. 810 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:50,707 No, I don't want to lose an embryo. 811 01:02:50,917 --> 01:02:53,875 Knock it off, plus we need this room now. 812 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:57,288 No, five more minutes, let them settle in first. 813 01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:59,707 Tell me what I need to do, 814 01:02:59,917 --> 01:03:02,158 I like when you give me instructions. 815 01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:06,994 The Italian school says: bed rest, no smoking, no exertion, 816 01:03:07,208 --> 01:03:09,290 and above all, no sex. What a drag! 817 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,491 The German school says: do what you want. 818 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:13,494 Just don't lift weights. 819 01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:15,540 The more at ease you are, the better. 820 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:18,208 Now get out of here! 821 01:03:28,917 --> 01:03:31,500 Can you keep it down? 822 01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:43,120 - Thanks, sorry. - You're welcome. 823 01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:46,916 Bundle up, it's windy. 824 01:03:48,917 --> 01:03:52,239 - Careful, there's a pothole. - I see it. 825 01:04:17,292 --> 01:04:19,909 Kids, where are you? 826 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,333 Sweet Mary, you're so lovely! 827 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:39,869 Pity I can't come down there and touch you. 828 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:41,664 It's still too soon. 829 01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:45,500 Make sure to be on your best behavior 830 01:04:45,708 --> 01:04:50,327 because poor mommy is tired and worried. 831 01:04:50,542 --> 01:04:55,161 Tomorrow she'll have her beta HCG levels tested 832 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:59,289 to find out if she can finally meet you. 833 01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:01,491 She really wants you. 834 01:05:01,917 --> 01:05:06,707 So do I, in my own way, even if I don't know you. 835 01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:11,495 I have to say bye for now... 836 01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:16,451 If you need anything, you can reach me by dialing nine. 837 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,992 Kisses from daddy. 838 01:05:29,292 --> 01:05:32,830 Hold on, let me say goodbye to these three treasures. 839 01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:41,081 - We didn't take the opportunity... - To enjoy your fresh delicacies. 840 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:01,499 - Are you nuts? - Why? 841 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:05,326 - It's heavy, sit down. - I'm bored to death. 842 01:06:05,542 --> 01:06:08,500 - Weren't you writing a song? - It sucks. 843 01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:12,326 - Can I take the test? - Go ahead... where is it? 844 01:06:12,542 --> 01:06:16,911 Forget it, what if it's wrong? I'll get real tests on Monday. 845 01:06:17,167 --> 01:06:19,499 I'll make you something to eat, some rice... 846 01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:22,325 I'll kill you, do you hear me? 847 01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:24,909 Patrizia told me they were having problems. 848 01:06:25,167 --> 01:06:27,499 - What's that? - He's hitting her, do something. 849 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:34,166 Marcello, Patrizia, please, behave yourself... 850 01:06:34,792 --> 01:06:36,453 You need to shout! 851 01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:40,499 Marcello, Patrizia, please, behave! 852 01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:42,290 What do you want? 853 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:45,037 Behave yourself, don't shout like that. 854 01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:47,082 Are you for real? 855 01:06:47,292 --> 01:06:49,249 Don't you dare hit her! 856 01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:53,372 Mind your own fucking business, will you? 857 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:55,540 - Get inside. - Piss off! 858 01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:59,366 These two nosey assholes... 859 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:01,915 - Dickhead! - Don't rile him up. 860 01:07:02,167 --> 01:07:05,535 I know he'll calm down, just stay out of it. 861 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:07,582 - I'll kill them! - Misc�l, get inside. 862 01:07:07,792 --> 01:07:10,910 - Those two assholes! - Everything is okay. 863 01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:13,324 Fucking nosey people! 864 01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:16,159 - Dickhead, asshole! - Calm down. 865 01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:27,614 - I couldn't wait. - When do we see the result? 866 01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:31,906 I forced them to hand it over, but I haven't opened it yet. 867 01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,332 No! Wait! 868 01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:36,783 Let's go take a walk. 869 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,116 Go ahead. 870 01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:27,082 We should fix up the backyard. 871 01:08:28,292 --> 01:08:29,748 You're right. 872 01:08:30,417 --> 01:08:33,705 We always say we will, but we never do. 873 01:08:36,167 --> 01:08:38,329 And take a nice trip. 874 01:08:40,167 --> 01:08:43,580 Maybe to Sicily, but we won't visit my parents. 875 01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:50,704 The beach's beautiful there 876 01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:55,119 but they built railway tracks all along the coast. 877 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:59,497 Fucking assholes, they always ruin the best things. 878 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:04,868 Or we can go to the mountains, I've never been. 879 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:08,823 I'll take you to Mount Cimone, I'll show you Lake Ninfa, 880 01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:13,372 it's surrounded by a beech forest, it's incredibly beautiful. 881 01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:29,076 Great, I can smoke 100 cigarettes today! 882 01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:08,993 She's not answering her phone, where is she? 883 01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:34,575 - Have you heard from Antonia? - No, why? 884 01:10:34,792 --> 01:10:39,116 I left her with Miscel while I got an ultrasound, but they're not home. 885 01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:42,618 - Come in. - No, Giada needs to sleep now. 886 01:10:42,833 --> 01:10:44,665 They're probably out for a walk. 887 01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:48,539 I've been calling her for hours, her damn phone is off! 888 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:51,412 And that asshole Marcello left me yesterday! 889 01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:54,874 I bet something bad happened. 890 01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:59,077 - Relax, I'll try to call her. - Sweetie, please stop crying. 891 01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:02,865 - I'll give her a call. - Walk me home, will you? 892 01:12:38,917 --> 01:12:42,535 Sorry we're back so late but we were having a blast. 893 01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:46,118 We went to the beach, had a pizza and some ice cream... 894 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:49,913 You are insane! You're insane! 895 01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:52,874 Wait, I bought her a gift bag. 896 01:12:54,792 --> 01:12:57,500 I'm speechless! 897 01:12:57,917 --> 01:12:59,783 Honey, we called you all day. 898 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:06,033 Wait! 899 01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:15,913 - Sorry I'm late. - An hour and a half! 900 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:19,538 - Sorry, I had a hold-up. - Register the guests yourself. 901 01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:21,912 Of course, I'm so sorry. 902 01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:54,874 Feeling better? 903 01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:57,575 I didn't sleep at home. 904 01:13:59,583 --> 01:14:03,121 Aren't you going to ask what I did, where I was? 905 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,824 Where were you? 906 01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:08,624 I slept with another man. 907 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:13,913 - Aren't you going to ask who? - No. 908 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:17,914 - See? You're a coward. - Why are you saying that? 909 01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:20,912 Who do you think you are, Mr. High and Mighty? 910 01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:23,366 I was with Franco. 911 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:27,582 - Franco? - The guy from the club. 912 01:14:27,792 --> 01:14:30,750 By the way, I can't even stand him. 913 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,866 Sorry for you. 914 01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:40,245 Go on, hit me! 915 01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:44,910 What kind of man are you? Hit me, I cheated on you! 916 01:14:45,125 --> 01:14:47,116 - Please... - I cheated on you. 917 01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:50,367 - Fuck you! - Antonia... 918 01:14:51,167 --> 01:14:53,704 Fuck you, I'm a sterile, elderly slut 919 01:14:53,917 --> 01:14:56,534 who's with a jackass with wimpy spermatozoids. 920 01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:58,707 - You sicken me, my life sickens me. - No! 921 01:14:58,917 --> 01:15:00,703 Yes, it sickens me! 922 01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:28,119 Oh my God. 923 01:15:50,833 --> 01:15:53,871 Let me go. It's my fault things ended. 924 01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:31,240 Excuse me, pardon me, I'm looking for Antonia. 925 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:34,618 - There's no Antonia here. - She's been here for three years. 926 01:16:34,833 --> 01:16:37,370 - Please... - She's been here for three years. 927 01:16:37,583 --> 01:16:38,914 Are you Guido? 928 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:41,913 - Please respect the line, sir. - Come here. 929 01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:43,786 Typical of Rome... 930 01:16:44,125 --> 01:16:46,537 - Antonia didn't tell you? - Tell me what? 931 01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:49,458 She hasn't worked here for three months. 932 01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:52,125 - What? - She fought with the boss. 933 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:55,367 When she requested time off, he asked her some questions 934 01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:58,905 and instead of answering, she blew up at him and spit at him. 935 01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:01,913 She spit at him? And he fired her? 936 01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:05,413 No, he gave her a raise... She really didn't tell you? 937 01:17:06,083 --> 01:17:08,825 How odd, I thought she was open with you. 938 01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:10,658 Is there another Guido? 939 01:17:10,875 --> 01:17:14,038 I'm talking about Guido the night porter, who reads a lot... 940 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:18,073 - That would be me. - Antonia's told me lots about you. 941 01:17:18,292 --> 01:17:21,865 - She said you're amazing. - Really? 942 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:25,326 She said you gave up your career to be with her, 943 01:17:25,542 --> 01:17:28,284 you were offered a job at an American university... 944 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:29,994 I didn't give up... 945 01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:33,530 In fact, she said you never made an issue of it. 946 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:37,368 - She loves you like crazy! - Really? 947 01:17:37,583 --> 01:17:39,915 She said you're an angel who saved her life. 948 01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:41,911 She'd be ruined without you. 949 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:44,662 And you make love every day, lucky you! 950 01:17:44,875 --> 01:17:46,957 She speaks so highly of you. 951 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:51,365 I keep hoping one day I'll find a man like Guido too, silly huh? 952 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:54,575 Are you crying? I told you some wonderful things. 953 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:57,073 So sweet! 954 01:17:58,125 --> 01:18:01,538 - Bye, sorry, thanks. - Where are you going? 955 01:19:01,042 --> 01:19:02,658 Excuse me... 956 01:19:02,875 --> 01:19:04,866 - Excuse me? - What? 957 01:19:05,083 --> 01:19:06,915 Can we talk? It's an emergency. 958 01:19:07,125 --> 01:19:09,913 - Emergency? - I'm looking for Antonia. 959 01:19:10,125 --> 01:19:11,911 - Who's Antonia? - The singer. 960 01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:14,082 You know her, come on. 961 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:16,704 Gimme a break, I'm busy, all right? 962 01:19:16,917 --> 01:19:18,954 Listen, Antonia told me... 963 01:19:19,167 --> 01:19:21,534 she was with you last night. 964 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:24,913 Let's get things straight, she asked if she could stay over 965 01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:27,708 and she left this morning without thanking me. 966 01:19:27,917 --> 01:19:29,874 So you can leave now. 967 01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:31,915 - Where is she? - Hands off! 968 01:19:32,125 --> 01:19:33,911 Who knows where that nutcase is. 969 01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:36,662 - I just asked a question... - Guys! 970 01:19:38,458 --> 01:19:41,951 I'm leaving, I'll leave on my own. 971 01:19:42,167 --> 01:19:44,579 I'll calm down, I'm calm. 972 01:19:45,667 --> 01:19:48,785 Excuse me, why are you being so rude? 973 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:52,322 Guys, careful he's dangerous. 974 01:19:52,542 --> 01:19:55,375 I'm asking for help, just tell me where Antonia is. 975 01:19:55,583 --> 01:19:57,540 He's dangerous! Out! 976 01:19:57,750 --> 01:20:00,822 I remember this jerk, he hit a kid last time. 977 01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:03,873 Easy! 978 01:20:05,542 --> 01:20:07,499 Stay the fuck away from here. 979 01:20:09,083 --> 01:20:12,451 You guys are crazy, this is no way to treat a person. 980 01:20:12,667 --> 01:20:15,864 You're acting like bruisers in a film, a TV series. 981 01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:19,121 - Get lost. - I'm going. 982 01:20:19,375 --> 01:20:23,039 But let me say, you should be ashamed of yourselves, 983 01:20:23,250 --> 01:20:26,083 this is no way to treat... 984 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:33,121 - You asked for it, now get lost. - Yeah, go! 985 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,833 Enough with this violence, hear me? 986 01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:45,662 - Crazy... - Shame on you. 987 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:49,158 Go back to your neighborhood. 988 01:20:52,917 --> 01:20:55,454 Enough with this violence. 989 01:21:01,875 --> 01:21:04,242 Hey, do you need a tissue? 990 01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:22,699 Open the door, please. 991 01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,874 Open! 992 01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:37,121 Did you see a girl with a guitar? She was sitting here. 993 01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:40,948 A girl... she got off the bus. Did you see her? 994 01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:59,245 - Are you okay, Guido? - Yes. 995 01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:01,992 What happened, what's all that blood? 996 01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:05,576 - Nothing. - Did you fall down? 997 01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:12,450 I can't believe what those jerks did to you! 998 01:22:12,667 --> 01:22:14,874 Does your tooth hurt, is it loose? 999 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:19,452 My head is spinning a bit, but I got what I deserved. 1000 01:22:19,667 --> 01:22:23,581 What are you saying? Go lie down. 1001 01:22:26,917 --> 01:22:30,706 Misc�l, your eyes are closing. She falls asleep to cartoons. 1002 01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:34,530 Antonia was right to leave me. 1003 01:22:34,833 --> 01:22:38,827 I'm slow, I'm boring, I'm a coward, and a jackass. 1004 01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:40,908 Don't be silly! 1005 01:22:41,125 --> 01:22:43,366 Marcello is a coward, 1006 01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:45,574 he dumped me with this belly. 1007 01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:48,159 He said he doesn't want a family anymore. 1008 01:22:48,917 --> 01:22:51,830 He said we're holding back his potentials. 1009 01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:55,125 Some potentials, he's back at his mom's house! 1010 01:22:55,917 --> 01:22:57,703 He quit his chauffeurjob 1011 01:22:57,917 --> 01:23:01,455 to audition for a reality show, like Big Brother, 1012 01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:05,831 they go around to clubs picking up chicks. Ever seen it? 1013 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:11,783 I'm even hoping he wins so at least he'll send us some money! 1014 01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:14,164 Sorry. 1015 01:23:16,708 --> 01:23:18,164 Sorry. 1016 01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:22,499 Are you asleep? 1017 01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:26,534 She's knocked out. 1018 01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:31,073 I think I'll rest a bit too. 1019 01:23:32,917 --> 01:23:35,534 I tired myself out today, 1020 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,117 thanks to this watermelon here... 1021 01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:44,082 Does this bother you, want me to move? 1022 01:23:44,292 --> 01:23:47,125 You're no bother, thanks for asking. 1023 01:23:50,875 --> 01:23:54,743 To be honest with you, I don't understand Antonia. 1024 01:23:55,833 --> 01:24:00,157 I mean you're such a sweetheart, I'd kill for a guy like you. 1025 01:24:00,417 --> 01:24:01,873 Thanks. 1026 01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:09,540 Even if I found a guy like you, he'd never want someone like me... 1027 01:24:10,542 --> 01:24:13,534 - Right? - That's not true. 1028 01:24:17,125 --> 01:24:21,119 I guess anything can happen in life, never say never. 1029 01:24:21,667 --> 01:24:23,078 Sure... 1030 01:24:29,417 --> 01:24:33,285 - Sorry, I went overboard. - No, it's just I'm in pain. 1031 01:24:33,542 --> 01:24:35,704 Sorry, we'd better cool it. 1032 01:24:35,917 --> 01:24:37,874 Yes, it's probably best. 1033 01:24:40,667 --> 01:24:42,408 But do you mind... 1034 01:24:42,917 --> 01:24:45,955 if we cuddle... like this? 1035 01:24:47,417 --> 01:24:48,873 Nice and close? 1036 01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:51,199 No, I don't mind. 1037 01:24:52,958 --> 01:24:56,280 You know, I don't really consider sex to be that important. 1038 01:24:56,875 --> 01:24:59,412 It's just at times I feel so... 1039 01:25:00,917 --> 01:25:02,658 desolate. 1040 01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:08,574 - Can I say that about a person? - Sure, it's okay. 1041 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,913 I feel desolate, really desolate. 1042 01:25:14,208 --> 01:25:16,199 Like a desolate land. 1043 01:25:16,542 --> 01:25:20,365 Landa is a name, like Yolanda... 1044 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:22,915 Must be a Dutch name or something. 1045 01:25:23,167 --> 01:25:26,910 I assure you, it's horrible to feel like a desolate land. 1046 01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:29,366 Terrible, Guido! 1047 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:32,416 Really horrible, I'm telling you. 1048 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:53,161 Morning. 1049 01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:49,366 Who's there? 1050 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,950 Where the fuck are you going, Global Riot? 1051 01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:58,457 Where are you going? Come here. 1052 01:27:04,667 --> 01:27:07,159 Did you ring the buzzer? 1053 01:27:10,542 --> 01:27:12,078 Come here, Global Riot. 1054 01:27:14,417 --> 01:27:16,408 I'll feed you. 1055 01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:21,326 There's no more dog food, what'll I give you? 1056 01:27:21,542 --> 01:27:23,579 Just water... 1057 01:27:24,542 --> 01:27:25,873 May I'_2 1058 01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:30,208 Here, drink. 1059 01:27:39,542 --> 01:27:42,614 - What have you done? - Nothing. 1060 01:27:43,208 --> 01:27:45,119 I've been looking for you everywhere. 1061 01:27:46,417 --> 01:27:48,454 Did the buzzer ring 1062 01:27:48,667 --> 01:27:50,658 or was I dreaming? 1063 01:27:51,125 --> 01:27:53,287 Sorry I woke you up. 1064 01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:57,491 What time is it? 1065 01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,206 2:25 PM. 1066 01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:03,742 - Do we know each other? - Somewhat. 1067 01:28:03,958 --> 01:28:06,290 But we haven't formed a friendship. 1068 01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:11,994 - Okay. Do you have a cigarette? - No, I don't smoke. 1069 01:28:14,167 --> 01:28:15,703 Here, this is the last one. 1070 01:28:15,917 --> 01:28:19,239 Would you kindly go buy some after? 1071 01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:23,661 So nice! 1072 01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:30,074 Where the fuck is my red shirt? 1073 01:28:30,917 --> 01:28:33,579 Don't tell me you put it in the washing machine. 1074 01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:38,530 Tell him there's never been a washing machine here. 1075 01:28:38,750 --> 01:28:42,823 Some coffee would be perfect now, if we had some. 1076 01:28:43,042 --> 01:28:46,410 We could've offered some to our guest. 1077 01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:50,699 How are you? 1078 01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,741 What a question... 1079 01:28:55,542 --> 01:28:57,624 You don't love me anymore? 1080 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:04,708 - What happened? - Nothing. 1081 01:29:04,917 --> 01:29:08,410 I was looking for my boots from London and I slipped. 1082 01:29:08,792 --> 01:29:10,999 Damn, that hurt. 1083 01:29:13,625 --> 01:29:15,912 Do you want to be with him? 1084 01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:18,286 Are you happier here? 1085 01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:21,958 That has nothing to do with it... 1086 01:29:23,625 --> 01:29:25,787 I don't want to ruin your life. 1087 01:29:26,125 --> 01:29:28,162 You deserve someone better. 1088 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,916 I don't want anyone else. 1089 01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:34,116 I fucking found them! 1090 01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:38,664 Know where they were? In the drum case! 1091 01:29:38,875 --> 01:29:41,867 I was thinking I'd shave a bit... 1092 01:29:42,625 --> 01:29:45,413 And trim my hair too... 1093 01:29:46,042 --> 01:29:49,660 Kind of like Dean Moriarty of the Fucking Fishes. 1094 01:29:49,875 --> 01:29:51,912 What do you think? 1095 01:29:52,875 --> 01:29:54,786 Get dressed, we're going home. 1096 01:29:57,167 --> 01:29:58,703 All right. 1097 01:30:02,875 --> 01:30:07,540 We have an appointment with that promoter... 1098 01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:10,787 maybe we'll get some summer gigs. 1099 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,536 My suitcase. 1100 01:30:14,417 --> 01:30:17,955 This is a group from Calabria, cool aren't they? 1101 01:30:19,375 --> 01:30:21,457 It's hybrid reggae 1102 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:24,283 mixed with folk music. 1103 01:30:24,583 --> 01:30:27,496 Even if I'm not a big fan of folk music... 1104 01:30:28,208 --> 01:30:29,994 Good boy. 1105 01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:33,530 All in all, the group's decent. Hey, are you leaving? 1106 01:30:33,750 --> 01:30:36,538 Yes, Antonia would rather come home. 1107 01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:40,241 - Oh, okay. - Goodbye. 1108 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,456 Fuck! 1109 01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:02,829 Antonia, wait, honey! 1110 01:31:08,208 --> 01:31:09,664 Darling... 1111 01:31:10,167 --> 01:31:14,707 do you mind paying me back the 20 euros I lent you yesterday? 1112 01:31:16,583 --> 01:31:18,540 You lent me'? 1113 01:31:19,167 --> 01:31:21,534 I'm out of minutes on my phone too... 1114 01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:25,700 Giorgio, by chance could you spare a few euros? 1115 01:31:25,917 --> 01:31:27,499 Sure thing. 1116 01:31:28,417 --> 01:31:31,284 - I'll pay you back, of course. - No worries. 1117 01:31:31,542 --> 01:31:33,158 Here's 50. 1118 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:37,538 You rule, Giulio! I like you, you've got a good vibe. 1119 01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:39,286 - Likewise. - Excellent. 1120 01:31:40,250 --> 01:31:42,161 Rock on! 1121 01:31:49,917 --> 01:31:53,706 - Let me carry a bag. - No need to, thanks. 1122 01:32:05,667 --> 01:32:08,500 Global Riot, what are you doing'? Go home! 1123 01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:10,661 Go inside! 1124 01:32:11,667 --> 01:32:14,409 Global Riot, go home! 1125 01:32:45,417 --> 01:32:47,829 Look! 1126 01:32:48,375 --> 01:32:50,082 Jesus Christ! 1127 01:32:57,375 --> 01:32:59,241 What the heck are you doing? 1128 01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:15,993 - What have you made me do? - It wasn't easy for me either. 1129 01:33:16,208 --> 01:33:19,451 My hands were sweating, my voice cracked, didn't you notice? 1130 01:33:20,375 --> 01:33:22,707 The worst has yet to come. 1131 01:33:23,042 --> 01:33:26,285 - Are you ready? - Very ready. 1132 01:33:26,875 --> 01:33:29,287 I need you to stay by my side all the time. 1133 01:33:29,792 --> 01:33:31,783 All the time. 1134 01:33:32,792 --> 01:33:35,500 Give me your hand. 1135 01:33:38,667 --> 01:33:40,157 Let's go. 1136 01:35:25,542 --> 01:35:26,998 Wow! 1137 01:35:39,792 --> 01:35:41,783 Excuse me'? 1138 01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:43,789 Yes? 1139 01:35:44,500 --> 01:35:47,993 Am I mistaken or is this the 4th time you've come to hear me? 1140 01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:50,870 - The 5th, truth be told. - The 5th? 1141 01:35:51,083 --> 01:35:52,619 Hope it's not a bother 1142 01:35:52,708 --> 01:35:55,370 because I was planning on coming tomorrow too. 1143 01:35:56,292 --> 01:36:00,115 As one says, it was a pleasure, see you tomorrow. 1144 01:36:00,333 --> 01:36:01,539 Wait! 1145 01:36:03,125 --> 01:36:07,289 - Do you really like my songs? - Undoubtedly, very much. 1146 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:09,741 - Aren't they depressing? - They're beautiful. 1147 01:36:09,958 --> 01:36:12,450 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1148 01:36:12,958 --> 01:36:16,121 You are... no, no point in telling you. 1149 01:36:16,958 --> 01:36:19,290 Tell me, what am I? 1150 01:36:19,750 --> 01:36:24,119 Well, you are unequivocally talented. 1151 01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:28,747 Plus, your lyrics are somewhat reminiscent 1152 01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:31,541 of Deborah Ager, of Catherine Anderson. 1153 01:36:31,792 --> 01:36:35,740 Who? Actually, they're just words that come to mind... 1154 01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:39,871 Impressive, they're extraordinarily intense words. 1155 01:36:40,083 --> 01:36:42,791 Really? Maybe they just sound better in English, 1156 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:45,913 my Italian sucks. 1157 01:36:46,125 --> 01:36:50,039 When you sing you exude a beauty that... how can I put it? 1158 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:53,163 That disorients me. And even when you don't sing. 1159 01:36:53,375 --> 01:36:57,118 But I'm sure you're aware of this, no need for me to expatiate. 1160 01:36:58,750 --> 01:37:00,912 Tonight we're together. 1161 01:37:01,125 --> 01:37:04,117 ' Tonight! 1162 01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:08,156 - We're together tonight. - Tonight we're together, tonight. 1163 01:37:09,333 --> 01:37:13,782 Is that an observation of the fact that it's night and we're here, 1164 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:17,493 or would this be a resolution for the upcoming hour? 1165 01:37:25,375 --> 01:37:29,118 I myself certainly have no objections, at any rate... 1166 01:37:29,333 --> 01:37:33,122 - Does that mean you're interested? - Dagnabit! 1167 01:37:33,333 --> 01:37:36,405 I'd say this exceeds my rosiest expectations. 1168 01:37:36,667 --> 01:37:38,249 - Is that a yes? - Yes. 1169 01:37:38,458 --> 01:37:41,951 Unequivocally, by all means, let's go. 1170 01:37:42,167 --> 01:37:45,910 - Go where? - To your place, no? 1171 01:37:46,125 --> 01:37:47,991 I'm actually staying with this guy... 1172 01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:50,415 Okay, follow me. 1173 01:37:53,083 --> 01:37:54,994 Staying with a QUY? 1174 01:37:55,208 --> 01:37:57,916 A drummer, but we're semi-broken up. 1175 01:37:58,125 --> 01:38:01,493 - Semi-broken up? - He'd be happy if I left. 1176 01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:03,491 Really? Okay-~ 1177 01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:07,913 Not to be insensitive to his plight, but I'm glad to hear that. 1178 01:38:08,125 --> 01:38:12,119 The way you talk cracks me up, sounds like you're from an old book. 1179 01:38:12,333 --> 01:38:14,119 I'll consider that a compliment. 1180 01:38:14,333 --> 01:38:17,291 You haven't told me your name. I'm Antonia, and you? 1181 01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:19,707 Me? Guido. 1182 01:38:20,125 --> 01:38:24,323 Guido is nice, reminds me of a guide dog... 1183 01:38:25,125 --> 01:38:28,368 Or it could remind you of Guido Pomposiano, 1184 01:38:28,625 --> 01:38:32,038 who can be considered the patron saint of musicians... 1185 01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:47,206 EVERY BLESSED DAY89713