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It's election time at Winchester,
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a chance for the campus to choose
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their student body president
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from a bevy of nearly
identical candidates.
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With candidates like these, voter
turnout tends to be rather anemic.
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That is, until this year.
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It's the role Troy was groomed to play.
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I bet the old Griffins would
be better with you on the field.
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You're probably pretty fast.
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I adore the old pigskin, Marty,
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but alas, I fell in love with crew.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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So, um...
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are they ready to put their
name on our new student center?
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I set 'em, you spike 'em.
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That's my boy.
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- Hi.
- Oh.
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Hi. Dean's here.
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Good to see you.
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Dad?
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Something's happening on campus.
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Not now, son. You're being rude.
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Perpetually in the shadow of his father,
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Troy's never had success
standing up to him.
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Dad.
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- Calm down, son.
- I can't.
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I got into performing arts
high school, like Wesley Snipes,
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Amy Winehouse, Tupac.
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Tax evasion, overdose, shot.
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But... but, Dad...
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- You're going to Trinity.
- Yes, sir.
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So... we were thinking
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of taking a four-day weekend
and heading up to Toronto.
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See the sights.
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Do a little legal Canadian wine tasting.
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Wait, what just happened?
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- Are we still going?
- We're not going.
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This time, however, was different.
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Troy saw something in those photos
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he simply could not abide.
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Dad, this is serious.
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You're being rude, son.
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How about I tell your donors about
the kind of school they're giving to?
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You listen to me.
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No, you listen to me for once.
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We need to get the campus
police over to Garmin House now.
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Just take that shit off.
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I'm pouring out your motherfuckin'
liquor. I'm pouring out your liquor.
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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Thanks for making sure they
don't arrest the black kids.
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Nice party.
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Dude, I have no idea who these
people are or why they're here.
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Yo, yo, Kurt, on the real,
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can I fuck in your room?
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In the wake of the party,
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with students of color
needing an advocate
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and white students needing
to assuage their guilt,
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Troy became the man of the moment.
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Damn, girl.
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Don't put it down so good then.
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It's the only way I know how.
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What's up, man? You need something?
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Uh, just wanted to take
you up on that haircut.
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Oh, shit.
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Bet, man, bet.
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Meet me in the bathroom.
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Mm-hmm, that is not what
you were wearing last night.
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Walks of shame are for the ratchet.
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Jackie O. or Marilyn?
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Is this some girl riddle
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where the only answer is I'm an asshole?
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When you get elected today,
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am I your Jackie O.
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or your Marilyn?
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Hmm.
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I hate any hypothetical that ends
with me getting shot in the head.
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All of the above?
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Mm, that doesn't work for everything.
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So, uh...
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see you later or
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are you rationing that
so I don't get addicted?
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I'll text you.
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Brush your teeth.
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Now I gotta get these edges super crispy
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because you motherfuckers
are picky as shit.
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I'm not like that.
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Want to listen to some music?
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- This party is what it took
- Sure.
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to wake this campus up.
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Look, I sent the invite. I wrote it.
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I'm becoming a mainstay here.
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I cannot believe you made
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such a spectacle of
sending out that invite,
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and I will not sit by
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while you instigate a
race war on my campus.
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You don't accuse your
doctor of infecting you
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just because she diagnosed your problem.
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Allow me to diagnose your problem.
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You got a nasty case of misplaced rage.
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Fortunately, I've got a cure for that.
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Seeing what you did to your son,
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I imagine it involves brainwashing.
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You are on probation.
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One more incident like this, and you will
have to find another campus to blow up.
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Now, I hear that Harvard
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has really loosened
their admission standards.
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Please, see yourself out.
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Good meeting?
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Fucking fantastic.
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I don't know what you
ever saw in that girl.
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She's a hothead.
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Her rhetoric makes this
campus look like a powder keg
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of racial unrest, like a state school.
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Now, it's gonna be hard enough for you
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to convince these students
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to vote and elect their
first black president.
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Relax. We're good.
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The article in The Independent
was basically a love letter.
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Oh, so you want to take a day off?
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You're Odysseus
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with Ithaca in plain sight.
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And you... want to take a nap.
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You remember what
happened to him, don't you?
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He reached Ithaca safely?
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I never finished the Odyssey.
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He fell asleep.
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And his men cut open
his prized possessions,
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unleashing the adverse winds
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that sent him back across the ocean,
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adding years to his journey.
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Spoiler alert.
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Look, nigga,
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you're gonna hit these
ivy-lined streets,
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and you're gonna leave neither
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hand unshaken or baby unkissed.
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Yes, sir.
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One sec!
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Hey. Uh, I was thinking...
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I could hit the campaign trail with you.
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Sure.
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What, the, uh, paper
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wants to see how I campaign?
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Uh... yes.
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This is totally an
assignment for the paper.
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Cool, all right.
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Yo, my computer science majors,
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when are you guys
gonna invite me to D&D?
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I got a wizard ready
to whoop Zargon's ass.
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We don't have time to
quest right now, Troy.
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We've been trying to
perfect this VR interface,
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which is impossible on
Winchester's Paleolithic network.
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Hmm. Number one on my agenda:
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bring fiber optic
Internet to Winchester.
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How are you supposed to
make the next Facebook
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on MySpace speeds?
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Vote Fairbanks.
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Winchester is not just a school to me.
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I practically grew up here.
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And that party wasn't just
painful. It was embarrassing.
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We didn't land on Winchester.
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Winchester landed on us.
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I got caught up.
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We need to work together
to make our voices stronger!
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Too bad we can't vote.
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With me as your lifeline,
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we will have unprecedented
access to the administration.
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So we should vote for you
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because your father's the HNIC?
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No, because of all the other candidates,
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who do you think is
gonna have your back?
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Especially after that shit you pulled.
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Sam, help a brother out.
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What's it gonna take
to get your support?
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You could put a political
foot in Pastiche's ass
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for this blatant
racism they call satire.
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As students of color at Winchester,
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we're like this dumpling:
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a mix of exciting flavors
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surrounded by bland, white dough.
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But...
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when brought together with love,
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it can be...
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beautiful.
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Damn.
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This brother can do anything.
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Oh, Pastiche...
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is going to pay.
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Am I the only one who sees that
this emperor is bare-ass naked?
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Look, I know we don't
agree on a lot of things...
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Most things.
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Like, all the things.
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Then vote for Aidan,
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Colin or Muffy
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if you can tell 'em apart.
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Hey, ladies, having fun?
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Hardly.
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This display of toxic masculinity
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and peacocking perpetuates
a rape culture on campus.
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Couldn't agree with you more, my sister.
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Number one on my agenda:
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open social clubs to all genders.
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Tro-bama! My man.
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When you win, can I
be your Secret Service?
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Those dudes get all the pussy.
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Getting you all the pussy?
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Number one on my agenda.
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Vote Fairbanks.
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Next group, Men's Crew versus Bechet.
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Yo, Troy, get in on this!
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Let's see what you got.
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Troy! Troy! Troy! Troy! Troy!
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Troy! Troy! Troy! Troy!
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Come on!
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Whoo!
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Don't forget. Vote Fairbanks.
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Last question.
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Why is it important
that people vote for you?
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It isn't.
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It's important to vote, period.
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Whether on a collegiate,
local or national level,
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what makes this country great
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is that we have the power
to choose our leaders.
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And the broken vending machine in Bechet
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that gives two-for-one sodas?
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That also makes this country great.
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My dad says if I lose,
he's moving to Canada.
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Fingers crossed that
I can remain stateside.
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Yeah.
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If you'll excuse us a moment.
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Son, I'd like you to
say hello to Neika Hobbs,
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African-American Studies professor.
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And student faculty liaison.
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I guess we'll be
working closely together.
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Well, I apologize in advance.
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You're a better person than I.
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In politics, you can't tell
people to go fuck themselves.
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If I don't do that once a week,
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I get a migraine.
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Ah, Monique.
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How lovely to see you.
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Hey, when are you two tying the knot?
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Good question.
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Well, why don't we just enjoy our love
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pure and untouched by the
heteronormative culture,
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the way God intended?
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But when I have an
answer to your question,
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you'll be the first to know.
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Ah.
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Okay.
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Ah, Nancy!
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Come on.
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Well, I guess I'll see
you around, Mr. President.
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Students should leave
Winchester with more than
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just a degree and a beer belly.
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If you were a cat owner and only
all cats were dying in America,
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if someone said to
you, "All pets matter,"
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you'd be upset, too.
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Beyonc� would make
a fantastic candidate
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for an honorary degree.
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Troy.
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You remember Thane. Best
running back in the Ivies.
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Tro-bama.
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00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,575
Ha, very clever, very clever.
266
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,203
Now, listen, we still have the
support of the Griffins, yes?
267
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,163
Hell yeah, bro.
268
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,957
Glad someone's having a good time.
269
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,417
You're not them.
270
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,795
- Ah, Stacy!
- Walter!
271
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,507
This party's a fucking snooze-fest.
272
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,635
I mean, there's some
quality MILFs up in here,
273
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,887
but I need about...
274
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,597
six more whiskeys
275
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,850
before I taste the early bird special,
276
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,101
if you know what I mean.
277
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,020
Oh, Lionel.
278
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,396
Have you met Thane Lockwood?
279
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,689
I'm on my way out.
280
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,275
No, you should interview him about
how the team is doing this year.
281
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,027
I don't really cover sports.
282
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,405
Well, it's time to expand your horizons.
283
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,450
Sometimes I get tired of football...
284
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,827
Sprite, please.
285
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,376
It's the mighty Fairbanks.
286
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,545
Ha-ha.
287
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:00,798
I just want to say
you're doing a great job.
288
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:03,468
Well, I learn by watching
you, President Fletcher.
289
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,927
Oh, see?
290
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,637
That's what I always liked about you.
291
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,515
You're even smoother than your father.
292
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:13,478
It feels like yesterday you were
just a toddler taking your first steps
293
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,729
in your father's office.
294
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,648
- Look at you now.
- Walking like a champ.
295
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,152
Next semester? Jogging.
296
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,573
Uh, two champagnes, please.
297
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,706
Troy, when you are elected president...
298
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:34,624
If.
299
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,584
When.
300
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,754
I hope you'll look out for my boy
301
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,297
any way you can.
302
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,924
God knows...
303
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,511
Kurt really needs it after
that disgraceful party.
304
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,472
Number one on my agenda.
305
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,683
To you.
306
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,560
Now,
307
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,270
you'll have to excuse me.
308
00:14:56,354 --> 00:15:00,191
I think Diane and Richard
are just drunk enough
309
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,235
to buy us a new track.
310
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,195
Diane!
311
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,865
Oh, you look stunning.
312
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,242
I'll take that, thank you.
313
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,952
It's just one glass of champagne.
314
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,205
And you're one year away from
legally being able to drink it.
315
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,708
I'm all talked out, Dad.
316
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,503
Probably should just head
home and shut it down.
317
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:21,921
Okay.
318
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,589
Good night, son.
319
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,739
Just the man I wanted to see.
320
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,242
Well, I can't say the same.
321
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,994
I need your help.
322
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,539
People think I threw that racist party,
but I didn't send out those invitations.
323
00:15:56,622 --> 00:16:00,209
Let me guess, the only reason you
didn't is because your dad found out?
324
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,879
No, I realize we live in a delicate
time rife with racial tensions.
325
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,840
And my dad found out.
326
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,592
Yeah, if you're so innocent,
327
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,844
then why was I the one that
called the cops and not you?
328
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,471
'Cause Sam invited people over.
329
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,763
They showed up at my house,
330
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,182
and, you know, purple drink
331
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,933
ain't gonna serve
itself, know what I mean?
332
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,643
- Wow.
- I'm kidding.
333
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,353
I'm kid... look, Troy.
334
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,648
If you get elected, you
need to give me a pardon.
335
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,942
- Not a governor.
- A social pardon.
336
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,528
I've been bailing you
out since grade school.
337
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,865
Remember that time you put the
boot on the kid's wheelchair tire?
338
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,701
Just because his legs didn't work
doesn't mean he wasn't an asshole.
339
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,953
You know, the BSU is pissed at you.
340
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,414
And they're not wrong.
341
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,000
What the fuck was that lawn
jockey shit on your cover?
342
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,796
It's a commentary on how people don't
even know why they're angry anymore.
343
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,507
The lawn jockey used to signal to slaves
344
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,926
on the Underground Railroad
if a house was safe.
345
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,012
Where did you get that from?
346
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,514
Wikipedia, man.
347
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,601
You are tiptoeing towards
"piece of shit," man.
348
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,604
Oh, so Sam's the only one
who's allowed to be provocative?
349
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,147
If you threw
350
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,732
a white-face party, I'd defend you.
351
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,400
That's not a thing!
352
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,777
Not yet!
353
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,070
Hey!
354
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,072
Who wants to see me fly?
355
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,324
Whoo!
356
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,954
I can't believe your father
357
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,956
introduces us every time.
358
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,795
Eye of the tiger,
359
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,171
memory of the goldfish.
360
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:30,883
How long has it been?
361
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,552
Two years?
362
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,595
Well, tomorrow's our anniversary.
363
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,722
I'm just kidding.
364
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,186
You look tense.
365
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,938
And you look beautiful.
366
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,608
And you look like you
have on too many clothes.
367
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:48,859
Mmm.
368
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,201
Ooh.
369
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,453
I remember those games.
370
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:02,707
Someone marking their territory.
371
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,292
Yeah?
372
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,543
How's Monique?
373
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,089
That's funny, Troy.
374
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,176
So...
375
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,597
so who'd you vote for?
376
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,559
The white one.
377
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,315
Troy, your father has a life of his own.
378
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,400
Why are you living yours for him?
379
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,319
He pays my room and board?
380
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:42,997
Today at Armstrong-Parker, I told everyone
how bad I wanted to fight for them.
381
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,083
And you know what?
382
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,084
What?
383
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,962
Think I meant it.
384
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,548
Then why did you vote for someone else?
385
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,884
You don't think you
deserve to wear that crown?
386
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,137
Look at me.
387
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,392
Let me let you in on a little secret.
388
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,478
No one does.
389
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,302
Troy.
390
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,512
It's 6:30.
391
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,098
And congratulations, you won.
392
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,432
Come on, we gotta go.
393
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,517
Let's go before the team gets here.
394
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,518
Yeah.
395
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,855
- Oh.
- We're fucked.
396
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,274
We're gonna figure this shit out.
397
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,235
Professor Hobbs, Troy,
thank God you're here.
398
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,820
We wanted to get here before the team.
399
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,655
Yeah, he was showing me the boats.
400
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,448
- She's a lesbian.
- I love boats.
401
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,574
Who cares?
402
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,368
Thane Lockwood died last night.
403
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,663
Oh, God.
404
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,542
So that's why everyone is
here. That's why we're here.
405
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,837
This is so tragic and so sad.
406
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,838
So sad.
407
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,339
He tried to fly...
408
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,174
and... he couldn't.
409
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,884
So, so sad.
410
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,512
- Mm, my heart.
- Did you call anyone?
411
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,223
Right.
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