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Ah, the racially insensitive party,
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a mainstay of primarily
white institutions
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since time immemorial,
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a chance for the majority
to celebrate marginalized communities
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by reinforcing the very stereotypes
that oppress them.
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Is that supposed to be Nicki Minaj?
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Nicki Mi... hell no.
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All right, y'all.
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Let's do this.
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Lionel Higgins
wasn't always a revolutionary.
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Don't let the Afro fool you.
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In fact, Lionel's made
multiple failed attempts
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to tame his hair while at Winchester.
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Yo, whichever one of y'all
sent that nigga to my chair
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is foul as fuck, man.
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Y'all know I don't cut fags. Ugh!
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Nah, nigga.
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Waiting for somebody.
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It's not that Lionel's
afraid of black people...
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just those that remind him
of the kids from high school.
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What the fuck are you supposed to be?
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- Geordi La Forge.
- Who?
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He was the chief engineer on
the starship Enterprise D.
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- Pause.
- You look like a gay figure skater.
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Is that a girl's headband
over your face, nigga?
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It's a visual instrument
and sensory organ replacement.
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- Geordi's blind.
- Oh, so you can't see how gay you look.
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Those tight-ass pants.
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And thus, being assigned
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to Winchester's black residence hall,
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Lionel was riddled with the
slings and arrows of his past.
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"For all those looking
to unleash their inner Negro...
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from years of oppression,
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Pastiche presents 'Dear Black People, '
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our 89th annual Hallow's
Eve Costume Party."
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Jesus.
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Despite his lifelong timidity,
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his discovery of Pastiche's
Dear Black People Party
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lit a fire under Lionel's ass
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that burned straight
through to the coccyx...
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Hey, hi. Um...
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there's something happening on campus
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I think you guys should know about.
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The start of his backbone.
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Let's do this.
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Hell yeah, let's go.
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Man, just take that shit off.
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Yeah, feel that, you
motherfuckin' niggas.
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Ah!
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Ha!
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Everyone back in the house right now!
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Drinks down! Back in the house!
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And that's how this student journalist
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not only broke the news of the party,
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but became it, too.
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Hey.
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You did that shit, man.
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Dear white people,
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here's a list of acceptable
Halloween costumes.
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A pirate, slutty nurse,
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any of our first 43 presidents.
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Top of the list of
unacceptable costumes: me.
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Winchester couldn't get
through 2017 without blackface?
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Yo, we got the next Ta-Nehisi
Coates in this motherfucker.
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Great piece, man.
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Thanks.
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Welcome to the revolution.
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Hey, Lionel, what you doing over there?
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I was just...
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Over here, man.
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...waiting for Troy.
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Friday night, Pastiche,
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the so-called satirists of Winchester,
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decided to host a party.
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It was designed to mock this show...
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Do we have to listen
to this race-baiting drivel
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while we eat?
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Yo, Troy, you got the campus
police to stop the party?
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Rare to see a group of
cops led by one of us.
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Mm, certainly more effective
than inciting a riot.
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Don't mind James. He's a Republican.
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Ah, fiscal conservative.
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Oh, that's fancy talk
for "fuck poor people."
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- Here we go.
- What?
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I mean, you have a framed picture
of Reagan in your dorm room.
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You have a framed picture
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of Stacey Dash in yours.
What's your point?
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It's not Stacey Dash. It's Dionne.
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Nothing after Clueless matters.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yo, nobody on this entire campus
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has the balls to do
what you did, Lionel.
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And this article?
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The pussy you about to get, my man.
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Mm, on this, we can agree.
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Nothing pulls pussy around here
like prose well penned.
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Mm.
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And that's the gayest mention of
the word "pussy" I've ever heard.
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Blow me.
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You wish, fag.
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You gonna be knee-deep as soon as
we do something about all that.
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I mean, you know I cut hair.
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Yeah.
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It's gaining sentience.
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- Mmm.
- Did I do it right?
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Yes.
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All right, good.
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- Ah.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, it feels so good.
- Yeah.
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- Ooh.
- Oh.
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- Shit.
- Ooh.
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Oh, fuck, right there.
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- There we go, uh-huh.
- Yeah, ooh.
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Let's pick up some speed.
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- Yes!
- Okay.
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- Yes.
- All right, you like it?
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Yes. Yes!
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Fuck, you got me so hard, baby.
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- Right there.
- Right there.
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- Ooh, shit.
- Yes.
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- Give it to Daddy.
- Yes.
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- Fuck me! Fuck me!
- Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck me. Mmm.
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Okay, what do we got
here, folks? Uh, let's see.
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Kim, your think piece
on think pieces about think pieces?
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Brills. I died.
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Isaac, your analysis
on the morality of fine dining
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at the Bechet House was
incredibly fair, yet eye-opening.
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The lead came a tad late, though...
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something I have never been
accused of, by the way.
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This is a tax-exempt institution
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spending money on fresh croissants
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when it should go to poor students.
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We need to know that at the top.
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And, Lionel, our cover boy.
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I want to highlight one passage.
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"While endless depictions
of white men in particular exist,
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there aren't that many versions of us
in the culture.
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Culture has a powerful way
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of telling people what
they can and can't be.
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For people of color,
the options are rather limited."
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Who can tell me what's wrong here?
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It's not hard news.
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Right.
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It reads at times like an opinion piece.
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Well... why'd you put it on the cover?
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It's the biggest story of the day.
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Doesn't mean it's well written.
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Otherwise, great job.
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Love the picture, Peter.
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Who, what, when, where, why and how.
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You got two out of six.
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And it's superficial.
It just reads like,
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"Pastiche, bad. Black kids, good."
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To be fair, "Pastiche, bad.
Black kids, good."
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Come on. This isn't a frat.
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These are smart kids.
Why would they do this?
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You asked me to cover race
relations at Armstrong-Parker.
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This is what they are.
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At Armstrong-Parker,
not for Armstrong-Parker.
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This paper's for everyone at Winchester,
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not just your friends, okay?
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"Friends" is optimistic.
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- Where are the intersections?
- Intersections?
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You're not just a black man.
You're a gay black man.
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Homophobic incidents at AP
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are as common as they are
among the Pastiche staff.
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Where's the conflict
of these identities represented?
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I'm sorry.
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Gay?
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Oh. I'm sorry. Are you straight?
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I really don't subscribe
to those kinds of labels.
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Labels keep people in Florida
from drinking Windex.
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Personally, I'm a Mexican-Italian
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gay verse top otter pup.
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Individually I know
what those words mean.
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Let me guess. You're in the "crush
on your straight roommate" phase?
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No.
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How can you hope to arrive at a truth
when you can't find your own?
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Trust me.
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Find your label.
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Matter of fact,
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what are you doing tomorrow night?
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Writing better stories?
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The theater kids are throwing
some kind of speakeasy thing.
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A bunch of free spirits
who don't believe in labels.
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You should come, drink some Windex.
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Oh, um...
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This isn't like a date or...
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No.
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Right. Right.
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No, 'cause...
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I have a thing, but I'll think about it.
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Pastiche are the bad guys here.
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- We should go after them.
- For what?
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Their editor is Kurt Fletcher,
son of the president.
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Nothing is going to happen
to him or Pastiche.
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In the real world, kids
are getting shot by cops
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for being black.
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Just a follow-up question.
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You don't seem to be that interested
in going after Pastiche.
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Why is that?
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I just...
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I think we have a bigger
opportunity here.
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Can we talk about this later?
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Hey. How's it going?
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Oh, I'm okay.
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- Actually...
- Cool. Cool.
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You're Troy's roommate, right?
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Do you know if he's dating anyone?
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I mean, has he said anything?
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I really just keep to myself.
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So he doesn't talk
about who he's dating.
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You be sure to let me know if he does.
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- Okay.
- Thanks, sweets.
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You're the best. Heart you forevs.
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Yeah. Mmm, right there.
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- You gonna vote for Troy?
- Oh, yes.
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- You gonna vote for Troy?
- Yeah.
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- All right, baby.
- Yes.
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I wasn't ready.
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- Now I am. Oh, shit.
- Mmm, right there.
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Give it to me. Harder, yeah!
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- Just like that!
- Harder.
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- Uh-huh!
- Mmm, you like that?
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- Oh! Shit!
- I know you like that.
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You love that, baby, don't you?
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I'm ready.
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Give it to me there.
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- Oh, baby. Oh, shit.
- Mmm, yeah.
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- You gonna vote for Troy.
- I'll vote for you.
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Does it feel good? Did you cum?
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'Cause I'm about to cum.
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Did you cum? I'm about to cum.
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- No, not yet.
- Oh!
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Yeah, yeah, yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Whoo!
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Shit, girl.
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Oddly specific.
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Password?
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Sonic 29?
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Trust me.
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Find your label.
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Shit.
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Shit. Shit.
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Hey.
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Forgot something?
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Thanks.
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I'm Conner.
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This is Becca.
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Hey.
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You're all kinds of cute.
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Lionel. Nice to meet you.
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I'm gonna head back to the place.
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Cool.
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Girlfriend?
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More of a room mate...
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with benefits.
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I don't know, though.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
260
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,378
I love the ladies, but...
261
00:15:31,727 --> 00:15:34,417
I don't exactly subscribe
to heteronormative labels.
262
00:15:55,278 --> 00:15:57,286
You into girls, guys?
263
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,043
It's a theater party.
264
00:15:59,427 --> 00:16:00,427
Gotta ask.
265
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,381
Kind of like you.
266
00:16:06,786 --> 00:16:08,293
Don't really buy into labels.
267
00:16:12,629 --> 00:16:14,379
You should come back to the place.
268
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:16,028
Drink a few beers.
269
00:16:21,442 --> 00:16:22,489
Why not?
270
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,279
Who are these fuckheads
271
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,646
who don't know anything about the
272
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,765
history of minstrelsy in this country?
273
00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,743
- Exactly.
- What's this?
274
00:16:33,768 --> 00:16:36,854
Pastiche threw a
blackface party over the weekend.
275
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,426
Like Zoe Saldana or Al Jolson?
276
00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:41,641
Like black paint on their faces.
277
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,753
That kind of thing doesn't happen here.
278
00:16:43,926 --> 00:16:48,583
It did, Becca, and our dude
Lionel here helped bust it up.
279
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,485
I'm so not that guy either.
280
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,929
I mean, I just couldn't
not do something.
281
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,056
White people are the fucking worst.
282
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,004
Right?
283
00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:59,560
What's fucked up is,
on one hand, I get it.
284
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,021
I mean, we're all just
fucking human beings.
285
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,489
Our skin, our eyes,
our fucking genitalia...
286
00:17:05,778 --> 00:17:07,239
it's all a mask, you know?
287
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,948
Don't tell me you gotta go.
288
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,533
No, I'm good.
289
00:17:14,348 --> 00:17:15,348
Good.
290
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:20,959
You don't mind, do you?
291
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,376
I get super handsy when I smoke.
292
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,171
I, uh, just get cotton mouth
293
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,464
and nightmares.
294
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,583
Hey, so...
295
00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:32,264
Lionel.
296
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,739
Becca and I really dig you.
297
00:17:36,684 --> 00:17:37,684
Cool.
298
00:17:39,239 --> 00:17:40,567
Do you like us, Lionel?
299
00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,403
Yeah?
300
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,398
Are you...
301
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,747
up for some fun?
302
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,050
Fun?
303
00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:50,747
Fun.
304
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:19,439
Anybody ever tell you
you look like Wiz Khalifa?
305
00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:20,644
No.
306
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,846
Do you want to fuck me, Lionel?
307
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:27,471
Oh, yeah.
308
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,033
He wants to fuck you.
309
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,986
How bad do you want to fuck me, Lionel?
310
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,172
Uh, bad.
311
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,080
Oh, shit.
312
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,867
He wants it bad.
313
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,986
Yeah?
314
00:18:39,525 --> 00:18:41,370
You want me, Lionel?
315
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,439
Do you want to taste me?
316
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,986
Yeah, he wants to taste you.
317
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,674
Well, he's just gonna have
to earn it, isn't he?
318
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,783
What's he gonna have to do, baby?
319
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,338
I want to see the two of you together.
320
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:02,736
Oh, shit.
321
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:06,062
Are you even down with that?
322
00:19:09,728 --> 00:19:10,688
What?
323
00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:13,025
"Are you even down with that?"
324
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,822
Look, you don't need
the wingwoman, okay?
325
00:19:17,847 --> 00:19:20,433
You're obviously just into guys.
326
00:19:20,955 --> 00:19:22,912
And you...
327
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,581
I'm not sure what you're
getting out of this.
328
00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:27,227
He's right.
329
00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:28,959
Becca. This was your idea.
330
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,087
I said I thought it might be hot
331
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,506
to see you make out with
a guy once at a party.
332
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,926
Not multiple guys over
the course of two years.
333
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,386
I'm a total fag hag.
334
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,512
No labels, Becca.
335
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,611
That was our rule.
336
00:19:40,636 --> 00:19:44,111
Yeah, without labels, people in Florida
would drink fucking Windex.
337
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,919
Becca, come on.
338
00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:48,622
You totally ruined the mood!
339
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,524
She's off her meds.
340
00:19:51,705 --> 00:19:53,213
I'll work this out.
341
00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:54,663
I'm good.
342
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,405
Dude, where were you?
343
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,739
The speakeasy.
344
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,491
Lost my phone. Took a while to find it.
345
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,619
Shit, and you were all by
yourself with the theater freaks.
346
00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:06,622
How many white fingers
did that poor 'fro have to endure?
347
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:07,807
Looks mussed.
348
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,583
It's been an interesting night.
349
00:20:09,814 --> 00:20:11,400
So what's the fire?
350
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,119
I knew there was more to the
story with the Pastiche party.
351
00:20:14,285 --> 00:20:15,369
Look at this.
352
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:18,718
The dean's office is privately
interviewing students involved.
353
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,970
These are the transcripts
from all the interviews.
354
00:20:21,322 --> 00:20:23,472
Okay, you hacked into the dean's office?
355
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,765
That's a thing you can do?
356
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,350
Well, not me.
357
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,894
Some CS major ran
a redirected shell script
358
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,579
to analyze the active network interface,
359
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,773
routed all the HTTP traffic to a proxy
360
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:33,858
and linked it to me.
361
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,276
Makes sense.
362
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,570
He also fancies himself
the next Edward Snowden.
363
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,655
He's been trying
to get this Italian sausage
364
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,861
since freshman year.
365
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,978
I thought you were Mexican-Italian.
366
00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:45,828
Fine. Tamale. Whatever.
367
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,080
The Pastiche boys apparently
canceled the event
368
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,221
after the administration got wind of it.
369
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,227
But then somebody broke
into their Facebook account
370
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,711
and sent out an invite anyway.
371
00:20:53,978 --> 00:20:55,755
And we're sure it wasn't one of them?
372
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:57,044
I'm not.
373
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,987
But I'm hoping the truth is
somewhere in these transcripts.
374
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,166
Why would they want to interview Sam?
375
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,388
Miss White,
376
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:32,875
do you have any idea what kind of unrest
377
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,753
this party has caused on campus?
378
00:21:35,853 --> 00:21:37,814
Why am I even here?
379
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,051
When I heard the words
"race" and "scandal,"
380
00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:44,189
somehow you popped into my head.
381
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:49,934
Now, the Pastiche Facebook
account was easy to get into.
382
00:21:50,049 --> 00:21:51,852
Their password was "Pastiche."
383
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,563
Apparently, before the invite
was sent out, however,
384
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,025
the password changed.
385
00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:59,677
And nobody could figure
out the new password.
386
00:22:01,025 --> 00:22:03,666
So I thought I'd try something.
387
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,885
Five, seven, eight,
three, five, two, six,
388
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,416
one, nine, four, six.
389
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,500
I get it.
390
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:16,877
Eleven numbers.
391
00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:19,556
Just like our student ID numbers.
392
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,369
Just like your student ID number.
393
00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:28,189
It wasn't speeches that turned
the tide for civil rights.
394
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,158
It was the anarchists,
395
00:22:30,572 --> 00:22:33,978
willing to provoke the police,
get sprayed by hoses...
396
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,814
anything to cause a
scene and make press.
397
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:38,978
That invite,
398
00:22:40,332 --> 00:22:41,752
whoever sent it,
399
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,489
should have been met
with derision and outrage.
400
00:22:45,752 --> 00:22:49,618
Instead, 100 people showed up
and showed their asses,
401
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,414
and in doing so, showed this
supposed post-racial institution
402
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,119
exactly where it's at.
403
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,056
Fuck.
404
00:23:00,026 --> 00:23:01,369
Sam White did it.
405
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,674
Why would she do that?
406
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:04,884
No one would have found out
407
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,844
about what they were
planning if she hadn't.
408
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,527
This party wouldn't have happened at all
409
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,847
if she hadn't thrown it.
410
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,135
She didn't throw it.
411
00:23:12,189 --> 00:23:13,225
She exposed it.
412
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,519
And if we print this,
people will completely dismiss
413
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,229
what she's been trying to say.
414
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,857
We can't control what people
do with the truth, Lionel.
415
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,317
We can only report it.
416
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,655
- They're gonna hate me.
- Get used to it.
417
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,742
You think that stopped the guys
who broke the Panama Papers
418
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,328
or reported the abuse
of the Catholic church
419
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,954
or the first person to tell that story
420
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,123
about Richard Gere and the gerbil?
421
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:37,799
We're on the wrong side here.
422
00:23:38,056 --> 00:23:39,335
If you were at that party...
423
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,296
This is a scoop no
other paper on campus
424
00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:43,111
would even think about
letting you print.
425
00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:45,549
This could be a game changer
for The Independent
426
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,551
and a career maker for you.
427
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,947
I only want writers who have
the guts to tell the truth,
428
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,848
like Will Smith in that football
movie everyone meant to see.
429
00:23:53,525 --> 00:23:55,338
That's why you write, isn't it?
430
00:23:57,748 --> 00:23:59,549
Don't worry.
I'm gonna delete the post.
431
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,330
Sam?
432
00:24:03,152 --> 00:24:04,571
Shit.
433
00:24:05,316 --> 00:24:08,252
My editor wants to run with the story
as soon as possible.
434
00:24:08,809 --> 00:24:09,809
But...
435
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,392
if someone else breaks it
436
00:24:13,107 --> 00:24:14,275
before we do...
437
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:16,997
you know?
438
00:24:17,034 --> 00:24:18,681
You'd ruin your own scoop?
439
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,291
I guess I just don't like the idea
of telling someone else's truth.
440
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,216
Journalism's gonna be a
big challenge for you.
441
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,093
Tell me about it.
442
00:24:29,892 --> 00:24:31,174
I like you, Lionel.
443
00:24:32,441 --> 00:24:33,441
A lot.
444
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,688
Oh, yeah!
445
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:47,560
Oh, my God.
446
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,658
What's up? You need something?
447
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,660
Yeah, just wanted
448
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,620
to take you up on that haircut.
449
00:24:56,835 --> 00:24:58,170
Oh-ho, shit.
450
00:24:58,287 --> 00:25:00,249
Bet, man, bet. Um, one sec.
451
00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:01,620
Meet me at the bathroom.
452
00:25:09,033 --> 00:25:10,033
Come on in.
453
00:25:10,097 --> 00:25:11,097
Hmm.
454
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,170
Dear white people, wow.
455
00:25:16,607 --> 00:25:18,142
Y'all really trying it.
456
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:21,756
Felt so rehearsed
yet very terribly performed.
457
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,189
That sounds like our theater majors.
458
00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:27,236
Hey, man, what are you, a one, two?
459
00:25:28,213 --> 00:25:30,045
I have no idea what that means.
460
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,781
What, you don't know your setting, man?
461
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,032
How short do you want it?
462
00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:35,092
I don't know.
463
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,092
Well, you gotta know your setting.
464
00:25:37,457 --> 00:25:38,490
Ah, two.
465
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,372
Good place to start.
466
00:25:41,224 --> 00:25:42,458
So what did you do?
467
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,357
Was the chick hot at least?
468
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,615
Troy...
469
00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:53,545
I'm gay.
470
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,928
I don't know why that's
so hard for me to say.
471
00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:00,560
I've always known.
472
00:26:01,638 --> 00:26:02,904
Yo, what you say, my man?
473
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:07,857
Just...
474
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,693
I'm... I'm into guys.
475
00:26:12,088 --> 00:26:13,088
Oh.
476
00:26:15,263 --> 00:26:16,408
- Cool.
- Yeah.
477
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,702
Vaginas are, like, art in a museum.
478
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,287
Beautiful to look at, but don't touch.
479
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,749
Yeah, well, agree to disagree.
480
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:28,003
Now I gotta get these edges super crispy
481
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,714
because you motherfuckers
are picky as shit.
482
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,178
I'm not like that.
483
00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:33,599
Nah.
484
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,459
You're an original, man.
485
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,256
Anybody can see that.
486
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,891
- Want to listen to some music?
- Sure.
487
00:26:42,856 --> 00:26:45,357
Look. I sent the invite.
488
00:26:46,724 --> 00:26:48,524
I wrote it.
489
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,027
Broke into Pastiche's
account and sent it.
490
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:56,573
It was fascinating to see what
was lurking beneath the surface.
491
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:06,542
All right.
492
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:18,095
? As my love grows ?
493
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,723
? Many rains and sun shows ?
494
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:25,561
? As a dream that's full of happiness ?
495
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,689
? Oh, how I long to be yours... ?
496
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:36,756
? And in any kind of way that you say ?
497
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:40,284
? I'll be the part that plays... ?
498
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,638
? Your winter's cold ?
499
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:48,208
? Your sunshine's glow... ?
500
00:27:55,465 --> 00:28:02,431
? That flowers grow in spring ?
501
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:07,436
? It's not shadow ?
502
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,606
? Yes, this is love ?
503
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,651
? Not just any kind of love ?
504
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:19,448
? But as beautiful as
twinkling stars above ?
505
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:25,621
? I've never seen such
a beautiful love ?
506
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:30,500
- ? It just can't go wrong ?
- ? Can't go wrong ?
507
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:34,838
? It's good words for any love song ?
508
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:44,806
? Yes, flowers grow ?
509
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,518
? In spring ?
510
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:55,567
? And you are my dream ?
511
00:28:58,645 --> 00:29:02,920
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