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...when three
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persons were shot to death by police in
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a series of unconnected incidents earlier this week.
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In today's press conference, Chief Davis blamed television
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news reporters for sensationalising the recent police shootings.
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He also blamed the rumours of his resignation
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on what he called his enemies on the
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city council and in the mayor's office.
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During the 30-minute press conference, Chief Nelson
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shouted his angry answers at reporters and pounded
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the podium for him.
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Dick?
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Humphrey.
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I'm at the airport, but something's come up.
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I can't make it for dinner, but I'll
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be there later.
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About 11, okay?
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Good.
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Turn it up.
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Chief Nelson shouted his angry answers at reporters
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and pounded the podium for him.
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His attacks on the city council and the
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mayor's office is the newest outburst in the
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longest simmering political feud in this city.
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This is Carolyn Coates, now back to New
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Centre 6.
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Turn it off.
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How long does it take to get to
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Channel 6?
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Why don't you ask the cab driver, buddy?
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Absolutely brilliant suggestion.
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Carolyn Coates, please.
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You can tell her it's a matter of
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life or death.
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My card.
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Carolyn, there's a guy out here who wants
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to see you about a small matter of
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life or death.
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No, I don't think he's one of those.
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His card says he's Dr. Humphrey Baxter from
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John Hopkins University.
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Right.
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She'll be out in a moment.
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Thank you.
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May I have my card back?
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Dr. Baxter?
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Yes.
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I've been told I have a very abrupt
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manner, even peremptory.
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I find it saves a great deal of
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time.
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I see.
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I never saw you before an hour ago
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at the airport on television.
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I came straight here.
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I don't think I want to ask why.
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Why?
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It's really quite simple.
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We're going to get married.
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You really are a nutcase, aren't you?
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Humphrey, get in here.
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You should have let us pick you up
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at the airport, Dick.
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Meeting people at airports should be declared a
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crime.
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A federal crime.
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Estella's just in here.
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Look who's here.
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Nothing's wrong, is there?
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I mean, your call from the airport...
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Oh, no, Estella, nothing's wrong.
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And you look as splendid as ever.
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By the way, I have great news.
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Vingelberg has accepted me.
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In Vienna?
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I got the word just before I left
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Baltimore.
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So I thought I'd come up here and
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spend a month with you two and then
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fly from here to Vienna.
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That is, if it's all right with the
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both of you.
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All right, Humphrey.
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You've no idea what you'll do for my
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position with the faculty wives' pecking order.
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Vingelberg.
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There's a rumour going around that he's close
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to a breakthrough on the ageing process.
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It's a bit more than a rumour.
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So that's why he needs a top endocrinologist.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I have some more good news.
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I'm going to get married.
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Humphrey!
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When?
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To whom?
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Soon, I hope.
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Would you like to meet the bride?
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Well, of course.
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When?
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I think right about now.
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Carolyn Coates?
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Do you know her?
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Well, hardly.
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You're talking to the shabby professor and his
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wife.
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We don't pal around with those types.
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How long have you known her?
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About four hours, I'd say.
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And you're going to marry her?
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I am.
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Does she know it?
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She does.
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You mean she said yes?
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Not yet.
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But she hasn't said no either.
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There are 28 balloons.
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They symbolise the number of days we have
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left before we leave for Vienna.
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Vienna.
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Which I'm sure you'll love.
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We'll remain there for one year while I
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work with Vingelberg.
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Vingelberg?
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A noted scientist.
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Today my courtship officially begins.
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Shall we start with lunch?
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Do I have a choice?
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Almost none.
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You're crazy, you know that?
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Absolutely mad as I am.
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Well, I'm a bit ostentatious, perhaps, but since
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this is your last day in the television
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industry, why not?
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I told them today that I was quitting
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to get married.
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Good.
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And guess what they told me.
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They told me that I could either quit
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and get married or I could have the
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anchor spot on the six o'clock news.
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So guess what I told them.
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You would have liked Vienna, I think.
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I'm sure you would have.
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Oh, Humphrey, it's only for one year.
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You can fly back and see me at
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least once or twice.
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We can write, we can phone each other.
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We'll still be engaged.
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Telephone, yes.
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Write, of course, but fly back, never.
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Dr. Vingelberg would never stand for that.
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He's too close to that breakthrough.
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On his ageing process, I mean.
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He's right.
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And he always is.
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I won't get out of that laboratory unless
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they burn it down.
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You won't change your mind?
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Humphrey, I'm going to explain something to you,
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and I want you to listen very carefully.
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Certainly.
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Five years ago, I was in Nebraska Farm
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Group just out of business school.
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Next week, I'm going to be a $200
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,000-a-year anchorwoman on the best station
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in the biggest market in this country.
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And it's not because of my brilliant mind.
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It's because all those genes and chromosomes you're
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always talking about make me look the way
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I do.
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They're not paying for my expertise on the
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common market.
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They're paying for my looks and my youth,
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and I'm not going to have them forever.
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No, perhaps not.
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But what's to become of us?
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Us?
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Come on, we're in love.
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Very much so.
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It's only going to be one year.
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And then after that, we'll...
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Well, after that...
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Then it's settled.
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I'm tired.
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It's a long flight, isn't it?
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From Vienna, it's 15 hours.
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Addiction to study.
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Welcome back, Humph.
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How was Vienna?
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Where is she, Dick?
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How are you that I meet her here?
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I've been trying to call her for a
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month, but her phone's been disconnected or something,
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and somehow I keep missing her at the
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studio.
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Is she all right?
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Caroline's fine.
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It's just that, uh...
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Caroline's fallen in love with a tennis star.
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A tennis player?
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Well, he's more than just that.
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He's Alan Brody, the national singles champion.
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He's...
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He's showbiz, Humph.
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Just like Caroline.
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She's not just a pretty face you see
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on the six o'clock news anymore.
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She's a celebrity.
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And so is Brody.
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They can't tie their shoes without it's getting
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into the papers.
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They're getting married next month, I think.
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Where are they now?
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Caroline's moved into his place.
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Out at Malibu.
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What's the address?
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You're not going to do anything foolish, are
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you?
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Whatever gave you that idea, Stella?
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Caroline, coach, please.
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I'm Humphrey Baxter.
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They're expecting you.
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They're down on the court.
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Thank you.
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Ow!
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Hey, watch it!
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Sorry!
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Yeah, save those for the game.
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Not bad.
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Humphrey!
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Well?
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What do you think of us?
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I think yes.
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I think you're both very charming and I
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hope we'll all be friends.
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Very.
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See, darling, what did I tell you?
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Humphrey's the most sensible man I've ever known.
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She's told me a great deal about you,
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doctor.
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All of it flattering.
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Humphrey, please.
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Or Humph.
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That's what all my friends call me.
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Come on, let's practise.
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He's teaching me.
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You know, I picked up a newspaper the
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other day.
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And there was a storey in it about
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you and a Dr. Vingle something.
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Vingleberg.
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Yeah, Vingleberg.
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It was a pretty complicated storey, but the
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gist of it seemed to be that the
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two of you had made some kind of
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breakthrough.
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Discovered the fountain of youth or something.
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Nice one.
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No, nothing so fantastic.
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But it's made you famous, Humphrey.
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Not as famous as the two of you.
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You both have youth and fame.
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It's a heady mixture.
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Yeah, well, I don't know about the youth.
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I've got a match next week with a
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17-year-old kid who'll probably wipe up
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the court with me.
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But then, who wants to be young forever?
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I do!
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Me!
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Really?
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Yes.
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Well, those newspaper storeys weren't entirely accurate.
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For one thing, they didn't give Vingleberg enough
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credit.
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But we did make a breakthrough.
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A very complicated and expensive one.
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In fact, I brought you an example of
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it.
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As a present.
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Carolyn, I'd like you to meet Methuselah.
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He just had a birthday.
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He turned five.
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Oh, hi.
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Five weeks?
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No, five years.
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I just brought him back from Vienna.
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He just displayed instinctive prejudice.
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Before long, the world will have to get
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used to this sort of thing.
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Well, that's a freak cat or a dwarf
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or something.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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It's perfectly normal in every respect.
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What'll happen to it?
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Will it eventually explode or crumble into dust
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or what?
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Hmm.
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Probably die of a heart attack.
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But after 40 years of glorious youth.
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Which is 280 years in human terms.
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Will your stuff work on humans?
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Yes, theoretically.
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Well, it's more than theoretical if you want
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to be absolutely accurate.
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You see...
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I can't say anything else unless I can
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swear you both to absolute secrecy.
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We won't say a word.
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Never.
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All right.
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We did make a breakthrough.
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Vingelberg and I.
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Mostly Vingelberg, of course.
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Unfortunately, the source of the serum dies once
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the serum is extracted.
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What's the source?
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Man himself.
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People?
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What do you mean?
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They were volunteers.
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But the big breakthrough is that we're absolutely
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certain we have a synthetic source.
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Unfortunately, it would take years and millions of
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dollars to develop.
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But you did make some of it.
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We made it only three times.
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Under circumstances about which I will tell you
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absolutely nothing.
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Three?
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Yes, I took one dose.
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You did?
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Yes, me.
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Well, I helped discover it, so I took
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it.
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Vingelberg also took one.
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He's 68 and as ugly as a monkey.
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He's gonna remain 68 and ugly for 200
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years.
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It stops ageing completely?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yes.
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What about the other dose?
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You said there were three.
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The, uh...
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The third one I brought back with me
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from Vienna.
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Carolyn, I needn't tell you why.
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This is life, youth, and love for nearly
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200 years.
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It's for you.
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Rather, it's for both of you.
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You could call it sort of a wedding
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present.
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But you must swear, you must solemnly swear,
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both of you, not to mention a word.
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Do you swear?
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I do.
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I do.
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Rather like a wedding ceremony, isn't it?
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We'll each take half.
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100 years each.
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No, no, you can't do that.
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Your body does not understand mathematics.
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Half a dose could cause deformation, even death.
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Now, what I gave you was one dose
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and one dose only.
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It's to be taken orally, at a gulp.
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The taste is not unpleasant.
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It's very safe, unless you fool around with
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it.
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And then, it's dynamite.
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Just keep it as a curiosity.
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It's not very pretty, but it is unique.
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Well, I've got to go now, so...
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Congratulations.
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And my very best wishes for a long
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and a very, very happy life.
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Goodbye.
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I want you to take this, right now,
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right away.
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No, no, darling, I want you to take
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it.
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It's for you, please.
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You're the athlete.
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Think of your game.
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You mean there's something wrong with my game?
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No, of course not.
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Your game's holding up beautifully.
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Everyone says so.
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Holding up.
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The kiss of death.
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Darling, I don't want to see you get
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old and sick and ugly and die.
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I'd die rather than have that happen.
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That's just how I feel.
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Would you still love me even if I
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grew old?
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Sure, I would.
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And that's
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the good and the bad of it, folks.
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We'll continue our series tomorrow at the same
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time.
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Until then, this is Pat Ward, Channel 10
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News.
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00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,320
So, what do you think of our new
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00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:13,720
co-anchor?
409
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,640
Well, she's a little young.
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00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,520
That's what the ad agencies are buying this
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00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:19,720
year.
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00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,240
Youth.
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00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:23,560
Youth.
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00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,040
Well, she looked good.
415
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,420
You'll meet her next week.
416
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,300
Listen, by the way, could you go to
417
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,160
see Jan in makeup?
418
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She has an idea about your hair.
419
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,360
Sort of pull it back or something.
420
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,260
She swears it'll take a couple years off
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you.
422
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,820
Sure, I can do that.
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Go see Jan.
424
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Darling!
425
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:13,070
Darling!
426
00:22:46,090 --> 00:22:47,190
I left him.
427
00:22:48,590 --> 00:22:49,350
The tennis player?
428
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,170
Yes.
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00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:52,050
Well, these things happen.
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00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:53,270
Come in.
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00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,580
It's all your fault, Humphrey.
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00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,160
Yes, yes, I would imagine.
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00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:03,040
Sit down.
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00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:05,440
It's that stuff you gave us.
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00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,660
That stupid serum.
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00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,720
I suppose that means that you drank it.
437
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,040
Yes, I drank it.
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00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,700
Behind his back.
439
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,420
What did he say when you told him?
440
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,660
I didn't tell him.
441
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,520
How do you tell somebody that he's going
442
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,980
to grow old while you're staying young?
443
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,720
I just drank it.
444
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,440
Then I filled the thing up with water
445
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,860
and I threw a little quinine in it.
446
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,300
Why the quinine?
447
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,000
Well, to give it that bitter taste that
448
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,420
it has.
449
00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:30,660
I see.
450
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,500
Go on.
451
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,660
Well, then I started watching him.
452
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:37,140
Watching him grow old, I guess.
453
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,120
And then I started noticing things, you know?
454
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,280
Like what?
455
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,440
I don't know, just stuff I didn't like
456
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:44,860
about him.
457
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,100
And then I suddenly just stopped loving him.
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If, in fact, I ever did.
459
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:56,680
It's very difficult being immortal.
460
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,080
There's only three of us.
461
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,720
You, me, and old Vingelberg.
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00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,800
Just us three in all the world.
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00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:09,910
I'll let you down, Humphrey.
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00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:13,650
Yes, perhaps.
465
00:24:14,890 --> 00:24:16,410
But we could try again, can't we?
466
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,700
By the way, you're quite sure it tasted
467
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:37,100
bitter.
468
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:38,780
Yes, it was very bitter.
469
00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:40,020
No mistake about that.
470
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:40,420
No.
471
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,560
That's strange.
472
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,040
You see, when I first filled the bottle,
473
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,400
I used tap water and salt for taste,
474
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:51,660
you know?
475
00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:55,500
So clearly, someone else drank it and substituted
476
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:58,620
something else, which you drank.
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