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What do you say, Uncle George?
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You all want to borrow how much?
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I told you we want to borrow $25
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,000.
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To buy a stock car and go off
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racing around the dirt tracks at county fairs.
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Could win a lot of money.
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We'll pay back.
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Probably pay it all back inside a year.
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What do you say?
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What do I say?
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I say no, that's what.
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In fact, I say hell no.
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Now I sure am sorry to hear you
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say that, Uncle George.
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Which, which one are you?
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Don't really matter much now, does it?
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He is in there and that thing is
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sticking up right out of the middle of
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his back.
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Oh, they did it to him.
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I know those.
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Take it easy.
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Oh, easy now, Miss Mary.
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There's no rush.
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I'm sure old George, I reckon, isn't going
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to get up and go anywhere.
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So if you just take it easy now
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and take Eddie and me in and show
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me where he is.
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In there in the den and he is
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dead.
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That's where he is.
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Well, then let's go in and take a
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look at him.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Yeah, he's, he's dead all right.
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Just like you said.
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Uh, Eddie, why don't you see if you
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can lift some prints around here, particularly off
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the handle that night.
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Well, I'll try, Milt, but I don't think
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your perpetrator is going to leave any prints
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on the instrument of death.
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You know, nowadays, your perpetrators, see, they take
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about two seconds killing and then you got
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five minutes of wiping.
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Yeah, well, see what you can do, see
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what you can do.
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All right.
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Miss Mary and I want to go in
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the other room in here and have a
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nice little, little visit.
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All right?
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Come on, Miss Mary.
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Now, why don't you just sit right down
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here, Miss Mary, and make yourself comfortable, huh?
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Okay.
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Well, I reckon you want to know what
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I saw.
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I sure appreciate it.
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Well, I had just gone out to the
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barn.
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We got some old hens that like to
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nest out there.
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And I thought I'd gather some eggs for
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George's dinner.
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Lunch, you city folks call it.
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Oh, now, Miss Mary, you can't hardly call
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me city folks.
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Well, I found more than half a dozen.
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As I came out of the barn, I
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saw him getting in that fancy pickup of
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theirs and just...
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You seen who, Miss Mary?
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The twin.
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The twin?
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Which twin?
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I don't know which one it was.
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I've been George's housekeeper for 15 years.
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And I helped raise those two whelps when
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their mama and papa died.
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And I never have been able to tell
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them apart.
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But you're sure?
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You're sure that you saw one of them
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running out of the house?
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That's the God's truth.
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And then I went in there and found
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poor old George.
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What's going on here, Sheriff?
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Come on in here, boys, and sit down
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right over here.
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I have some very bad news for you.
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Sit down.
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Well, did you find out anything?
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The instrument of death was wiped clean as
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a whistle, just like I said it would
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be.
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Sheriff, what's he talking about, instrument of death?
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Well, boys, your uncle is dead.
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He was stabbed to death not more than
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45 minutes ago.
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Miss Mary here found his body.
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And she says that she saw one of
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you boys running out of the house afterwards.
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So it looks like I'm going to have
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to ask a few questions.
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Now then, may I read them her rights?
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Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting.
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Go on, Eddie, read them her rights.
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Okay, here we go.
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You have a right to remain silent.
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You have a right to a lawyer.
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If you can't afford a lawyer...
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Of course, I guess you boys can afford
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just about anything you want to now that
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old George is dead, though.
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But if you can't, then the county is
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going to pay for one for you.
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That's it.
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You boys want to answer a few questions?
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Sure.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Well, I might as well ask you the
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big one.
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Either you boys killed your uncle?
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Well, I didn't.
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Me neither.
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Well, I guess I better ask you another
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big one.
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Which one of you boys is going to
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get all of that George's money now that
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he's dead and gone?
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Well, I'll get half.
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And I'll get the other half.
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And just how much would that half come
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to?
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I mean, about, it won't have to be
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accurate.
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A couple million.
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Each.
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At least.
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Each?
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I heard that old George kept you boys
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in a pretty short string.
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I mean, just an allowance, that was about
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all, right?
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Fifty bucks a week.
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And room and board.
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And all we had to do for it
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was put in about 60 hard hours a
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week around this place.
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We figured it out one time, didn't we?
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He was paying us, oh, maybe 85 cents
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an hour.
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Either one of you boys remember where you
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were about 45 minutes ago?
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That would make it, yeah, high noon, straight
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up.
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Sure, I remember.
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I was at the Corral Bar on Route
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61.
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Anybody see you out there?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Sally saw me.
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Sally Fenton.
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What time does the bar open up?
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Oh, about 11.30. About when did you
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leave this Corral Bar?
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About 12.30. Where'd you go?
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I went down to Al's to pick him
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up.
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And here we are.
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Yeah, here we are.
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You're, uh, who are you?
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Which one of you, who are you?
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I'm Donald.
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You're Donald.
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And you're David.
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All right, David.
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All right, where were you 45 minutes ago?
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Straight up noon.
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At Al's garage?
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Hell no, I wasn't over at Al's garage.
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I was at the Corral Bar.
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Ask Sally Fenton, she'll tell you.
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What, are you trying to tell me that
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both of you were at the same place,
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the Corral Bar, at the same time?
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He wasn't there, but I was.
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I don't know where he was, but I
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can prove I was there.
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Oh.
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Oh, you're cute.
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Yeah, oh, you're damn cute, you are.
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You're both gonna maintain the same alibi, hmm?
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Looks that way, doesn't it?
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But one of you was lying.
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Well, I ain't.
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Me neither.
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Me neither.
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What do you make of it?
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I think it's like you said, male to
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male.
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It's cute.
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It's real cute.
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Let me talk this past you.
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These two yo-yos get together and they
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decide, agree to murder their uncle old George
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for his money, right?
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A couple million bucks apiece.
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That's a pretty good motive, huh?
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Except everybody would suspect them first, right off,
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first thing, hmm?
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So what do they do?
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They do the impossible.
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They are both in the same place, at
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the same time, and each one of them
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has got a witness to prove it.
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Cute, huh?
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Real cute.
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Well, it's, uh, it's gonna be up to
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the law to decide which one of you
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were where and when.
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And I guess it's gonna be up to
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us to prove which one of you did
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it.
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All I know is that I think one
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or probably both of you are lying in
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your teeth.
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Hey, Milt.
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I got an idea here.
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Let's hear it.
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Well, let's say we, uh, run both these
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boys over at that corral bar with us,
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huh?
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You mean let that little barmaid over there
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take a look at them?
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Yeah, right.
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Well, what about their lawyer?
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Well, he's over at Brightsville.
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I don't see a way in the world
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he could be here within the next two
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hours.
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We just might have it cleared up by
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then.
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Well, no, we can't force them to do
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it.
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I mean, we can't make them do it.
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No.
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We could, uh, ask them, you know, real
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polite-like.
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Huh.
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Can't see any harm in doing that.
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Well, how about it?
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You boys willing to go?
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You mean out to the corral bar and
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see Sally?
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Well, that's what I had in mind, yeah.
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You have to put the cuffs on?
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Well, no, I don't reckon I have to
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put the cuffs on, no.
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You planning to make a run for it?
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Why should I?
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I ain't done nothing.
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Me neither.
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Yeah, this has got to be out of
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your own free will, you understand?
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I ain't gonna force you to go.
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Okay.
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Which one of you?
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Donald.
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You're Donald.
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All right, David, what do you say?
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You agree?
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Yeah, I'm willing.
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So long as there ain't no cuffs.
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You sure you ain't planning to make a
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break for it?
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I mean, all this talk about cuffs.
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Why should I?
285
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Ain't killed nobody.
286
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Me neither.
287
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Me neither.
288
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Hey, you boys sit down right over here.
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Right here.
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00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:47,410
Eddie, you keep an eye on him.
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I don't trust him.
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I hate to go make a run for
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it.
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00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:54,150
Afternoon.
295
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Hey.
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Hi.
297
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You're Sally Fenton, right?
298
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:00,910
Huh?
299
00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:02,370
You're Sheriff Singleton?
300
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,150
Uh-huh.
301
00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:04,710
So, what's going on?
302
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:08,170
Well, you know old George Jevin?
303
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,950
Um, I don't know him exactly, but I
304
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,170
see him in here from time to time.
305
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:12,410
Why?
306
00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,010
Well, I'm looking into his murder.
307
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:17,410
Oh, my God.
308
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,230
Yeah, that's why I would have to ask
309
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,170
a few questions, Sally, if that's all right.
310
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:24,090
Sure.
311
00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:27,250
The...
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You know the two boys over here, the
313
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:29,410
twins?
314
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,010
Yeah, I know them.
315
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,210
Were either one of them or both of
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00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,670
them in here today around lunch hour on
317
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,150
12 noon?
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00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:41,810
Uh, one of them was.
319
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:42,670
Which one?
320
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,010
He didn't say.
321
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:45,950
Didn't you ask him?
322
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:48,290
Well, I used to, but I don't anymore.
323
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,650
I mean, they always lie to me.
324
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:54,170
They're sort of joking, you know.
325
00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:55,890
So, I just stopped asking.
326
00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:05,860
You think that one of them killed their
327
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:06,160
uncle?
328
00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:09,020
Honey, I don't know who killed him yet
329
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:09,660
exactly.
330
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,620
That's what I'm trying to find out.
331
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,580
That's why I have to ask you all
332
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,600
these kind of questions, okay?
333
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,140
Um, well, uh, the joker got here like,
334
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,520
um, maybe like 15 minutes after I opened.
335
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,300
That's like 11.45. Joker?
336
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,920
Oh, well, that's what I call them both
337
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,160
now.
338
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,600
Because they...
339
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,020
I mean, I have to call them something.
340
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,160
You know, they won't tell me the right
341
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:31,520
names.
342
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,000
Uh-huh.
343
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,940
11.45, huh?
344
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:34,780
Uh-huh.
345
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,620
All right, then what happened?
346
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,400
Well, um, oh, it was just me and
347
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,940
him, you know, here.
348
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,120
And he ordered a beer.
349
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:42,660
A beer?
350
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,220
Uh-huh.
351
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,380
A draft beer?
352
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,060
Yes.
353
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:45,660
In a glass?
354
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:46,500
Yeah.
355
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,300
Where is it?
356
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:47,780
What?
357
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:48,640
The glass?
358
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,040
The glass.
359
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,320
I washed it.
360
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,460
I washed all of the glasses.
361
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:53,240
Why?
362
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,000
I got it, fingerprints, right?
363
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,000
Yeah, fingerprints.
364
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,180
You mean not even identical twins have fingerprints
365
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,240
that are exactly alike?
366
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,360
I'm sorry, I washed them.
367
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:07,880
I...
368
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,060
Yeah.
369
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,990
Oh, honey, I know, I know how you
370
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,330
might be feeling, Sally.
371
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:18,050
But this is murder, honey.
372
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:19,730
It's bad, you know?
373
00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:21,470
Yeah.
374
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:21,910
Yeah.
375
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:25,870
So, let's just move back a little, huh?
376
00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:26,690
Okay.
377
00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:29,030
Now, you, uh, are you sure that you
378
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:29,950
got here at 11.30?
379
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,610
Well, I might have been a little bit
380
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:35,190
late, you know.
381
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:36,930
Um, I had to go to the shopping
382
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:37,150
centre.
383
00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:38,770
I had to buy, um, kitty litter and
384
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:39,890
I had to get fish food for my
385
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:40,450
goldfish.
386
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:44,830
And, um, oh, then I saw this belt
387
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:47,930
in Jerry's window and so I had to
388
00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:48,710
buy it, of course.
389
00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:53,310
So, um, I bought that and, um, well,
390
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,970
that couldn't have put me, like, you know,
391
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,390
four minutes late or so.
392
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:56,990
Belt?
393
00:16:57,690 --> 00:16:58,050
Yeah.
394
00:16:58,550 --> 00:16:59,290
Do you like it?
395
00:16:59,550 --> 00:16:59,950
Oh.
396
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:04,050
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's very pretty, yeah.
397
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:05,670
Yeah.
398
00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:11,770
Are you absolutely sure that there was nobody
399
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:13,250
else in the bar at the same time
400
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,130
that Trin was here?
401
00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:16,230
Nope, just him and me.
402
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:16,570
Huh.
403
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,890
You sure nothing else happened?
404
00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:19,849
Anything, anything at all?
405
00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:20,430
Anything?
406
00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:22,210
No.
407
00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:22,589
No?
408
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,540
Well, no.
409
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,260
I mean, literally, that's about all.
410
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,640
Except, um...
411
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,340
Except what?
412
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,540
Well, see, it was just, you know, I
413
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,060
mean, since there was nobody else here, we
414
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,000
just, we started fooling around a little bit,
415
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:41,560
you know.
416
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:41,780
Oh.
417
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,700
I mean, nothing serious.
418
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:45,680
Heh, heh, heh, heh.
419
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:52,080
Um, you've forgiven old man's curiosity, but, uh,
420
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:57,860
just what exactly does none serious fooling around
421
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,020
consist of?
422
00:17:59,020 --> 00:17:59,440
No, no.
423
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,220
You know.
424
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:02,940
No, no.
425
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:03,500
Stop it.
426
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,460
No, no, no.
427
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,580
Just kissing and hugging.
428
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:08,740
Kissing and hugging?
429
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,060
Mm, that's all.
430
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,020
Just kissing and hugging?
431
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:12,500
Uh-huh.
432
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:13,520
That's all.
433
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,120
Well, I guess it's not so much different
434
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:18,880
nowadays, eh?
435
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,160
No, I...
436
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:27,460
Do you remember which twin it was that
437
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,300
you kissed?
438
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,540
Well...
439
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,340
No.
440
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,340
No?
441
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:37,660
No.
442
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:40,020
No.
443
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:41,960
Oh.
444
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:46,340
You mean you've kissed both twins?
445
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,720
Sure, why not?
446
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,140
I mean, I like it.
447
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:51,460
I like them.
448
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,420
So why just let him kiss me?
449
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,320
There's nothing wrong in that, is there?
450
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,200
Oh, no, sugar.
451
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,020
No, nothing.
452
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:03,920
That's not a thing.
453
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:15,040
Did, uh, Sally tell you something interesting, Bill?
454
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:18,640
Well, she told me her version of your
455
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,140
visit.
456
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,460
Or yours.
457
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,400
Whatever.
458
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,500
Now I'd like to hear what you boys
459
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:23,900
have to say.
460
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,600
Well, look, if we're going to be here
461
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,540
all afternoon, how about a drink, huh?
462
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,100
Yeah, sure, why not?
463
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,220
What do you want?
464
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,300
Scotch and water.
465
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:35,880
How about you?
466
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:36,960
Scotch and water.
467
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,100
Of course.
468
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,540
Eddie, will you hold those drinks for me?
469
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,080
I'll have a beer.
470
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:46,100
And then, uh, call the coroner and, uh,
471
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:47,420
ask him if he's made up his mind
472
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,900
yet about whether or not old George was...
473
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:51,920
died of a stab wound.
474
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,340
Do that, Bill.
475
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:56,600
All right, boys.
476
00:19:58,900 --> 00:19:59,740
That's your version.
477
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:00,460
Mine?
478
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:00,880
Yeah.
479
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,220
You, what, what, what?
480
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:02,860
You or Donald?
481
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,580
Donald, yeah.
482
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:04,020
Yours.
483
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,040
Well, I got here a little before 12.
484
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,000
Had a beer.
485
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:11,980
Talked to Sally for a while.
486
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,920
And we, uh...
487
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,120
we kind of fooled around a little.
488
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,500
Hugging and kissing?
489
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,800
Do you know, Sheriff, that's exactly what happened
490
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,180
to me.
491
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,400
Word for word.
492
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,540
Oh, you, you're slick, you two are.
493
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,400
You're really slick.
494
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,180
Your whole scam depends upon nobody, but nobody
495
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,100
being able to tell you apart, right?
496
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,340
I don't know what you're talking about, Sheriff.
497
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:37,620
Me neither.
498
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,720
Yeah, but there's gotta be a way.
499
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,900
There has got to be a way.
500
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,360
I mean, no two people in the world
501
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,200
are exactly alike.
502
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,380
You don't believe that, do you?
503
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:48,840
Sure I do.
504
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:49,780
Me too?
505
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,280
Well, you would, wouldn't you?
506
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,060
But I've been thinking...
507
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:54,720
Here we go.
508
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:57,820
Got us two scotch waters, a couple of
509
00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:58,080
beers.
510
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,980
Oh, and I talked a corner on the
511
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,160
phone, Milton, there's definitely a knife a done
512
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,820
old George in, just like we thought it
513
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:04,920
was.
514
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:05,240
I figured.
515
00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:09,200
You've been thinking what, Milton?
516
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,300
I've been thinking, back when I was a
517
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,040
young buck about your age, racing around the
518
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,880
country in my pappy's 1936 Ford convertible, chasing,
519
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:22,360
chasing the girls.
520
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,160
Back then, about a hundred years ago, it
521
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,900
began to dawn on me that no two
522
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:34,240
girls ever kissed just exactly the same way.
523
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:35,860
You know what old Milt here is?
524
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,360
Yeah, he's a regular Perry Mason.
525
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,320
You know what he's gonna ask us to
526
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:40,740
do, don't you?
527
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,020
Sure do.
528
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,180
Kiss Sally.
529
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:44,920
What do you think?
530
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,880
Well, it ain't exactly the shabbiest way I
531
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,980
can think of to spend an afternoon.
532
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,220
Yeah, me neither.
533
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,080
You think it'll hold up in court, Milton?
534
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,960
That's my problem.
535
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:57,740
Sally!
536
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,740
Come on over here, honey, I got a
537
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:00,460
little favour to ask you.
538
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:01,260
Sure thing.
539
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:07,170
I mean, this is gonna sound like a
540
00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:13,550
very peculiar request, but I want you to
541
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:14,650
kiss these two boys.
542
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:15,190
Would you do that?
543
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:19,980
In public?
544
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,980
Yeah, right out here in front of the
545
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:23,180
good Lord and us and everybody.
546
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:24,780
Why?
547
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,860
Well, you see, sugar, I want you to
548
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:31,640
try to remember which one of the boys
549
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,500
it was that you was fooling around with
550
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,620
in here today, you know?
551
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,280
Oh, yeah.
552
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:39,580
You think you can do that for me?
553
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,760
Yeah, I can try.
554
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:41,500
All right.
555
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,940
If you guys are willing.
556
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:44,840
Oh, they're willing.
557
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,800
Oh, yeah, we're willing.
558
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,120
More than willing.
559
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:49,420
Okay.
560
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,340
All right, who's first?
561
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:53,080
I think I ought to.
562
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:55,480
See you tonight.
563
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:56,680
I'm closer and all.
564
00:22:59,040 --> 00:22:59,660
Okay, sugar.
565
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,600
Buck her up.
566
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:13,540
That's enough.
567
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,760
Thank golly, I knew there was something I
568
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,220
was missed.
569
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,580
You sit right down there, son.
570
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,040
Oh, is that the way you got kissed
571
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:19,460
today at noon?
572
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:19,880
Yeah.
573
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,280
You sure?
574
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,280
Yeah, I'm positive.
575
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,560
Well, I'm right here, I'm right here.
576
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,700
I'm gonna put your arms around me.
577
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:26,800
Really, sugar, I just...
578
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,520
Come on, honey, please, I'm not gonna hurt
579
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:29,620
you.
580
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,560
I'm just a harmless old man.
581
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:33,940
That's it, come on in.
582
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,080
Come on close, that's right.
583
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,640
Now, he had his hand here.
584
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,640
And he was moving it down your back.
585
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:40,680
And he got down and he held your
586
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,000
waist tight up against it.
587
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:42,660
Yeah.
588
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:44,840
You sure?
589
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,320
Yeah, just like that.
590
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,140
And you just bought that belt today?
591
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:50,720
Uh-huh.
592
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,740
Take it off.
593
00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:55,240
Touch nothing but the buckle.
594
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:56,900
Well, it don't matter, because your fingerprints are
595
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:57,740
gonna be all over it anyway.
596
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:58,900
That's it, now.
597
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,060
Be handed very directly there to Deputy Reed.
598
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:04,320
Well, what do you say, Eddie?
599
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,500
Do you think that that patent leather's gonna
600
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,360
hold any fingerprints?
601
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,900
Just like his warm wax mill.
602
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,500
Sit over there, boy.
603
00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:14,540
You and I sit right down next to
604
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:14,760
your wife.
605
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,740
Sit down, you two, sit down.
606
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,040
Now, I'll bet the rent money that whichever
607
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:27,680
one of you didn't kill old George was
608
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,100
in here and has got his fingerprints all
609
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:30,760
over that belt.
610
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,640
And while he was hugging and kissing here,
611
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,660
the other one was out at the ranch
612
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,120
there killing poor old Uncle George.
613
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:37,700
I...
614
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,300
I can't remember which.
615
00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:41,500
One of you was which.
616
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:42,760
I'm David.
617
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,120
The hell he is, I'm David.
618
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:45,980
He done it, Sheriff.
619
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,520
He killed Uncle George.
620
00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:48,700
He's lying.
621
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,480
I didn't kill anybody, he did.
622
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,320
We'll know soon enough who did it.
623
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,920
But you're both guilty of conspiring to do
624
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,720
it and aiding and abetting each other in
625
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,160
that murder.
626
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,660
And neither one of you is ever gonna
627
00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:03,620
get a chance to spend one penny of
628
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,260
that $4 million.
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