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Ah!
That's darn fine coffee.
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It'd better be.
You had like 12 cups.
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Only thing that keeps me steady.
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You don't want to see him
without it.
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Great lunch, guys.
This one's on me.
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- Great!
- Delicious!
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You've been
training hard out there.
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You earned it.
Oh, waiter!
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Food courts do not have waiters.
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Yes. Of course.
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Go ahead and put all this
on the company tab.
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Payment is due in full
immediately.
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Uh...
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Ow!
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Okay. Sure.
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I'll just get the company
to reimburse me later.
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Oh, no...
I-I don't have my wallet.
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No wallet.
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Hey.
Come on!
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Uh, can anyone else
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cover lunch today
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so I can get out
of this force field?
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- No can do.
- I don't have any creds.
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All right.
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My wallet's got to be somewhere.
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Let's see.
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Last night, I definitely had it
at the space club
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'cause I bought
the first round of wings.
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Then I bought
the last round of wings.
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And then...
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What?
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I left my wallet
back on mantis planet.
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Can you guys go get it for me?
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I don't know.
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That sounds like a planet
full of mantises.
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Oh, it is.
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They're cool though I swear.
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It'll be super easy.
Just in and out.
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Think of it as one
of your training exercises.
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Let's go get his wallet.
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Can we drive?
Why not.
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Oh fun!
Manti love robots!
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We're getting close.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Oh, correct.
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Hey what's with the beard?
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Oh, this?
It is a disguise.
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I need the manti to believe
I'm a human being.
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Why? I thought you said
they loved robots.
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They do!
In their horror movies!
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Outside of that,
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manti actually find robots
extremely repulsive.
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So, you coming with us
isn't gonna be a problem, is it?
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I'm quite sure
I'll go undetected
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with this beard
and this baseball cap.
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As long as we respect
all their customs,
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we'll be fine.
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Take a left here.
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♪
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Before we disembark,
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there are a few
cultural rules we should...
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Cool!
Bugs with guns.
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We have been commanded
to escort you
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to the great mountain
throne room
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by decree
of the King of Mantlantis!
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Whoa.
The King wants to see us?
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Are we in trouble or something?
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Huh? Troub... No!
No, no!
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The King just likes
to meet everyone
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who travels to Mantlantis.
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Come along, then.
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Eh, uh, you're not
a robot, are you?
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I'm, uh, getting
kind of a vibe here.
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No, sir.
If I were a robot,
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how could I grow
this cool human beard?
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Hmm.
It is a pretty sweet beard.
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Good coverage, too.
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Whenever I try, it's just like
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it doesn't really grow
on the sides.
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Of course,
it's like a jungle on my thorax,
81
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but isn't that always the way?
I hear that.
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Mantis King!
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Mantis King!
Mantis King!
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What's he saying?
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So, do you, like,
have a translator or...
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Uh...
Uh...
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Blech!
Pardon my gum chewing.
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I just wanted to freshen up
before meeting you.
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Well, uh,
we're here about a wallet.
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Our friend Sureshot said
he was here partying last night
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and thinks he left it behind.
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Sureshot.
Yes.
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Our lost and found box
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could contain any item
lost or found.
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Oh, cool.
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That's just like
what we have at the park.
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I guess we're all more alike
than we think.
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Yes.
I suppose we are.
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There it is.
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Sureshot was right.
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This was easy.
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Um...
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But, before outsiders can access
our lost and found,
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it is our custom for them
to join us at the royal feast.
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Oh, we wouldn't want
to go against your customs.
106
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Yeah, we can have a little bite.
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Let the feast begin!
108
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What?
No!
109
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You guys!
This food!
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We can't eat this!
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You choke down
whatever they feed us
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until we get that wallet.
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That's an order!
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Our host is watching.
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♪
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And now frozen bug butts.
Enjoy.
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No more bug food.
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The wallet's right over there.
Let's just grab it and go.
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Yeah, I can't take much more.
120
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I'll go talk to the King.
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Ahh, Mordecai.
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Hey, uh, I just wanted to say
thanks for dinner...
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all the bugs and guts
and stuff...
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but we're in a bit of a hurry.
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We were wondering...
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Ah, yes!
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Your beloved lost item
still waits to be found!
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Right.
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So if we could just snag it,
we'll be out of your hair.
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Nonsense!
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You absolutely cannot leave here
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until you've tried
our galaxy-renowned dessert!
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Bring out the vanilla ice cream!
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- Oh, that's awesome!
- I love vanilla ice cream.
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- All right, great!
- It's refreshingly normal.
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Ooh!
You got the juiciest one!
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Jealous!
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You know, I'm so full already.
139
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Here.
You want it?
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Mordecai,
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I-I-I don't know
what to say!
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What?
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Mordecai,
you sly Earth creature you!
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What a grand ruse!
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"Lost your wallet"...
ha!
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Your intention was to propose
to my daughter this whole time!
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- What?!
- No way!
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Is this for real?
Very real!
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In manti culture,
offering food to another
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is an instant marriage proposal.
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Well, the heart knows
what it wants, I guess.
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Not to be too hasty, of course.
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We still await
the Princess's decision.
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We're manti, not barbarians!
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Daughter, do you consent
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to this fine young man's
proposal?
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I do, father.
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I say yes!
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Kiss me, my love!
Kiss me!
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Get away!
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I mean, get a...
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wait for me to run
to the bathroom real quick.
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And, uh, I need my friends
to come with me.
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Nah, I'm good.
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I want to see
how this turns... Ow!
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Your Earth tradition
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of using the bathroom in groups
is baffling,
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but I'm not one to judge.
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Go! Go!
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Ha-ha, be back
in just one second.
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Return to me soon, darling!
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What do I do?
What do I do?
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Hey, look on the bright side...
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somebody likes you.
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Just get married
and have some mantis babies.
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Except he won't live
to see them,
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because she will eat him
right after they get together.
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Ha!
Ha ha ha!
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Wait, what?
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Yes.
In mantis culture,
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it is customary for the bride
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to eat the groom
immediately after marriage.
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But then how is there a king
and a princess
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if the females eat their mates?
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Look, I don't know everything!
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I hate this planet.
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Let's just get the wallet
and get out of here.
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Hey, settle down.
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After they've been
so generous with us,
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you really want to run
like a coward?
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No.
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So just explain
the misunderstanding.
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They'll get it.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah.
Have a seat.
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So...
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I'm really sorry about this,
200
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but I've got this space mission
to accomplish.
201
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And, um...
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I have sort of
an "it's complicated" thing
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still happening back on Earth...
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Oh, in mantis culture,
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they don't have "it's
complicated", so she's confused.
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Yes.
I understand that, Recap.
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I'm just trying to tell her
I'm not going to marry her.
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I mean...
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You're not gonna...
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I mean, it's just...
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In mantis culture,
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when someone makes
a princess cry, they...
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Execute them!
There you go.
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Get down!
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They're trying to kill us!
What do we do?!
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Why don't you just marry her?
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What, are you afraid
of commitment?
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What? No!
What are you talking about?
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Kidding.
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Hyah!
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Ow.
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I'll hold them off!
Run!
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We can't just leave her
out there!
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There's too many of them!
What do we do?
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Leave this to me.
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Yaaaa!
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Normally,
I'm actually super chill.
228
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But the King starts spraying
that "attack" pheromone
229
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and its like, "Whoo!"
230
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Time to eat
someone's face!"
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Big mistake, bro.
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I eat humans like you
for an after-dinner snack!
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Wait!
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You mean humans like me?
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A robot!
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That's right!
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Bleagh!
Bleagh!
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Get the wallet!
239
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Got it!
Let's go!
240
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Get to the kart!
241
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There is no escape!
Guards! Seize them!
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Do we have to seize them?
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They have a robot,
and that's just, like, "Ew."
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Just shoot them!
245
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Fire! More! More!
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Keep shooting!
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Wait.
Less! Less!
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Actually, maybe stop altogether.
249
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We got your wallet.
250
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What took you?
Waiter!
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I am still not a waiter.
252
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Well, whatever you are,
payment has arrived.
253
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About time.
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Force field removed.
255
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Finally.
256
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A little respect.
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Now let me just pay
the stupid bill
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and get out of...
259
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Huh.
Okay.
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New mission...
I need you guys
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to go to my bank on the wasp
planet and take out some...
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They're super chill.
I swear!
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Aw, come on!
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