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Oh. Hey, there.
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Happy Holidays.
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I was just looking
at some old photos.
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Did I ever tell you
about the Maddens'
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first Christmas in Valley View?
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It was definitely one
I'll never forget.
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Yay!
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It's the day
before Christmas.
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My favorite day of the year.
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Wow, that is a lot of excitement
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for a fat guy
coming down a chimney.
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Hey, guys.
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Here it is!
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Our first family Christmas tree.
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We cut it down ourselves.
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We? I cut it down.
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And I told you to do it.
That's teamwork, Jake.
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Isn't this great?
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The smell of the trees,
the cookies in the oven.
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And everyone's just a little bit
nicer to each other.
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Did you just chop down my tree?
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Never mind the halls.
I'm about to deck you in the--
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Ah-ah, Grandma!
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It's the holidays.
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Remember what your anger
management coach said.
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Show some compassion.
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And try to keep it together
until your next appointment.
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Fine.
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Since I gave you a tree,
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you're about to help me finish
my Christmas to-do list.
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The shopping, the wrapping,
the decorating.
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You haven't done any of it?
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Nah. From Thanksgiving on,
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I just sit in a chair
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waiting for the cold in the air
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to match the cold in my heart.
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Well, Colby will be happy
to help.
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Me? Why me?
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Because you seemed like you'd be
the least happy to help.
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Come on, elf boy.
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Time to clock you in
to Celia's workshop.
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You're gonna look great
in green tights.
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She's kidding
about the tights, right?
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It's the pointy shoes
you should be worried about.
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So...
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did you get the number one thing
on both of our Christmas lists?
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I mean, it is the first time
we're exchanging gifts
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on the biggest holiday
of the year.
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But no pressure.
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We asked for Bumps.
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You know, those cool headphones
that sound amazing
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and double as a weapon when
you throw them like a boomerang?
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Those are the hottest gift
this year.
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They're almost impossible
to find.
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But remember, Christmas
isn't just about the presents.
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Of course not.
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But fair warning,
me getting those headphones
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will determine whether or not
you have a happy New Year.
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Oh, Amy, let them enjoy
their New Year.
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It's the rest of the year
they should be worried about.
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Can you believe them?
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Like we wouldn't get the top
thing on their lists.
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Seriously.
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I didn't buy them, did you?
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I didn't know there was a list!
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Oh, if you want to know what
you're getting, just ask me.
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I already opened all your gifts
and rewrapped them again.
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Amy!
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-I opened all of hers too.
-Jake!
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I had to make sure her gifts
weren't better than mine.
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And they're not.
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Hope you like a sweater
that says:
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"Sleigh it ain't so."
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I can't believe you two.
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All you care about
are the presents.
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That is not what Christmas
is about.
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Hmm, yeah.
I think the bigger problem is,
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I opened all those gifts and I
didn't see one pair of Bumps.
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Neither did I.
It's almost Christmas.
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What if they didn't get them?
I'm losing my mind, Amy!
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I'm losing my mind!
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How do you think I feel?
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I was counting on those
to tune you out.
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This gift-wrapping thing
is hard work.
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Next year, everyone's getting
their presents in grocery bags.
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Two more gifts
for under the tree.
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One for Amy, one for Jake.
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-I can't wait any longer.
-Attack!
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Oh!
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What's this?
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Your number one gift.
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No. We wanted Bumps.
These are Zumps.
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Bumps, Zumps,
what's the difference?
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Oh, about a hundred dollars,
since you left the price tag on.
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These are knockoffs.
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Look, we tried every store
in Valley View,
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and they're all sold out, sorry.
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We hate to drop bad news
and leave,
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but we also hate
to drop bad news and stay.
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Time for Plan B.
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Buying them ourselves
and reminding Mom and Dad
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they're horrible parents.
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Exactly.
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Valley View might not have any,
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but someplace in Texas
has to have a pair.
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To the Internet!
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You two are a lost cause.
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Oh, yes!
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Okay, this says a store a few
towns over has one pair left.
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But we need two pairs.
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Oh. Right.
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Amy, get back here!
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Hello?
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Yes, could you put
your last pair of Bumps
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on hold for me, please?
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Ma'am, it's Christmas.
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That type of language
is uncalled for.
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Look at those suckers.
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Putting in all that work
decorating their houses
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for the holidays just to take it
down two weeks later.
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On the plus side,
I do enjoy seeing
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the occasional middle-aged man
fall off a roof.
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Seasons greetings, Maddens.
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Yikes! Your house looks like
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where holiday cheer goes to die.
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Nope, still depressing.
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I guess the glasses
weren't the problem.
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I beg to differ.
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Where are all your decorations?
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Not really our thing.
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Well, you two Scrooges
are missing out.
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Every Christmas Eve,
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the best-decorated house
in the neighborhood
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wins the grand prize.
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And suddenly, it is our thing.
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Well, you're a little late.
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The judging starts
in a few hours.
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This year, I've got
an inflatable snow woman
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and I dressed her up
as Jennifer Lopez.
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I call her J-Snow.
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Get this, she dances
as she throws snowballs
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at unsuspecting people
passing by.
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Pfft.
That's not that impressive.
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Okay, that's impressive.
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And that's why I always win.
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Oh, dear.
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J-Snow just took out
Mrs. Stodemeyer's Yorkie.
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Well, that'll teach him
to turn my snow yellow.
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Toodles.
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Time to make this house
look like Christmas
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threw up all over it.
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I want to beat him too,
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but there's barely any time
to decorate.
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Plus, you know, manual labor.
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Ugh!
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We'll just use our powers.
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You can amp up the lights to be
the brightest on the block,
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and we'll get Colby
to do the rest,
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because why have kids
if not gonna make 'em
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do our dirty work?
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I don't know, it still seems
like a lot of effort.
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Okay, now I'm in.
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There you are.
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You've barely made a dent
in my Christmas to-do list.
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I need a break.
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I've spent my entire day
wrapping your presents,
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decorating your tree.
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I mean, I even replaced
the transmission in your car.
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Look, I really am grateful
for your help.
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I even brought you this gift
to show my appreciation.
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What is it?
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It's a Christmas
Troll in a Bowl.
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He keeps an eye on you
to make sure you behave,
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or you won't get any presents
on Christmas morning.
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Yeah, right.
I'm not a little kid, Celia.
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That's not gonna work.
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Wait, did that thing
just wink at me?
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I don't know. Did he?
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I sure wish I had some help
with my Christmas to-do list.
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Uh, y-you know what?
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Turns out I have more energy
than I thought.
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Good, 'cause I have
a longer list than I thought.
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Bumps! I need the Bumps!
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I need them more.
I'll do anything.
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I'll wash your car.
I'll clean your house.
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Don't have a house?
I'll build you one.
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Sorry, you're out of luck.
Just sold the last pair.
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To who?
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Whoever it is, we can take 'em.
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To her.
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Happy Holidays!
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Uh-oh.
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I don't suppose
security could walk me out?
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Hartley, what are you doing?
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You know I wanted
those headphones.
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Well, how do you know
I wasn't buying them for you?
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-Were you?
-No way.
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These babies are all mine.
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I'm sorry,
but I wanted them too.
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And when I found out
there was only one pair left,
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I had to get them.
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Well, it's official.
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My first Christmas is ruined.
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Ha! You didn't get them.
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Neither did you.
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You don't have to rub it in.
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I can't believe
you bought all this stuff.
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Why would I buy it when
it's sitting on people's houses,
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ripe for the taking?
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Hey, Colby, give us a hand with
these Christmas decorations.
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Sorry,
I'm already helping Celia.
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But we're trying to create joy
for the sake of greed.
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And a good son
would help us first.
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But I...
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am happy to help.
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-What do you need?
-Start by untangling these.
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You know, a good son
would stop there,
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but a great son
will go hang these for you.
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Guilt-trips are the secret
to good parenting.
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Ha-ha!
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Well, that looks great, Colbs.
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Okay, now use
your kinetic manipulation
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to put that dog
with the inflamed nose
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on top of the roof.
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That's a reindeer.
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I don't care what it is.
It needs to fly.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Yikes. What's this?
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You look like the world's most
dysfunctional nativity scene.
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How is that reindeer
floating in mid-air?
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Oh, um...
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We don't share secrets
with our competition.
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Oh!
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Looks like he's played
his last reindeer game.
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Mr. Tennyson,
we're trying to work here.
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Well, you're wasting your time.
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The judges will be here
in a couple of hours.
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But it'll be fun
to watch you fail.
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What's your "at"? I'll tag you.
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Excuse us.
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How are we gonna decorate fast
with him around?
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We can't use our powers.
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A fake wreath?
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Yikes.
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I didn't know
you were those people.
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I got this.
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Oh, no, it looks like
J-Snow is deflating.
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I mean, you'd better hurry.
She's blowing away.
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J-Snow, wait!
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You know, maybe these knockoffs
are as good as the real thing.
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All I hear is crackling.
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Yeah, I could use a snack too.
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Oh, look, it's the Ghost
of Stole My Christmas Present.
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I just wanted to say
it was wrong
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to get the headphones when
I knew you both wanted them.
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So, in the spirit of Christmas,
I returned them.
257
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,610
Maybe now we can
move past all this
258
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:24,047
and enjoy your first Christmas
here together.
259
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:27,224
Wow. I can't believe
you did that for us.
260
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,139
Yeah, what a great friend.
261
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,228
Just trying to spread
some Christmas cheer.
262
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,187
Heh. See you later.
263
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,800
Wait, so if Hartley returned
the headphones,
264
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,498
then that means
there's one pair left.
265
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,335
Your work ethic
has really improved.
266
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,816
You didn't complain once
267
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,558
about having to cook
my Christmas Eve pot roast.
268
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,299
The pot roast was easy.
269
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,954
It was stuffing it inside
the turkey that almost broke me.
270
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,044
Wait, how'd the troll
get over here?
271
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,219
It keeps moving.
272
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,916
Oh, he gets around.
273
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,700
That's how he keeps
an eye on you.
274
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,615
And for the really naughty ones,
275
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:15,098
that's how he takes matters into
his own little tiny troll hands.
276
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:21,757
Hey, I forgot to add
a few minor home repairs
277
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,367
to my to-do list.
278
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:27,197
How are you
at soundproofing a basement?
279
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:28,982
Ah! I can't take this any--
280
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,072
I mean...
281
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,509
Be right over.
282
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,036
Hey, Colby.
283
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,822
How did my Troll in a Bowl
get over here?
284
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,346
Your grandma gave it to me
as a gift.
285
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,957
She said being nice is
the only way I'll get presents.
286
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,003
He's been spying on me all day.
287
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,569
He's everywhere.
288
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,964
Colby, it's just a doll.
It doesn't move.
289
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,966
And it's definitely
not watching you.
290
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,187
But he is creepy,
so I am gonna turn him around.
291
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,581
Well, if it's just a doll,
292
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,453
then how do you explain it
winking and nodding
293
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,281
in response to what I said?
294
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,110
My grandma uses a remote
to make it do all that stuff.
295
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,807
She can also make it
dispense peppermints
296
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,071
from a very unexpected place.
297
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,725
I can't believe
you fell for that.
298
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,248
How was I supposed to know?
299
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,989
I've never celebrated
Christmas before.
300
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,165
None of it makes sense.
Eggnog? Mistletoe?
301
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,688
It's insanity.
302
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,518
My grandma used the troll
to trick you into being good.
303
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,086
She's been doing it to me
since I was four.
304
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:34,612
Wait, is that why
I'm such a good person?
305
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,484
She totally used that thing
to sucker me into doing
306
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,094
whatever she wanted.
307
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,183
Well, now it's my turn
to get even.
308
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:47,364
Wow, you were not kidding
about those peppermints.
309
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,418
No. They're already closed.
310
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,072
I can't believe we missed out
on the last pair of Bumps
311
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,725
by ten minutes.
312
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,423
Told you barreling through
all those carolers
313
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,511
wasn't gonna save you any time.
314
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,121
It wasn't meant to.
315
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,211
Let's just hope that they're
still here in a couple days.
316
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,778
No way.
The whole point of Christmas
317
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,606
is to have your gift
on Christmas Day.
318
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,043
Look, I want 'em too,
but there's nothing we can do.
319
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,392
I'm going home.
320
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,094
Oh, there's definitely
something I can do. Heh.
321
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,143
Who needs a chimney?
322
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,371
-I'll take those.
-What?
323
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,242
How did you even get in here?
324
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,157
While you were doing things
the complicated way,
325
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,724
I took the simple route
and used my super strength
326
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:43,943
to rip the back door
off its hinges.
327
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,424
Which got really complicated
once I tried to repair it.
328
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,255
-What are you doing?
-Checking for security cameras.
329
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,909
Already disabled 'em.
330
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,302
Oh, good.
331
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,694
Then no one
will see me do this.
332
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,568
Got 'em.
333
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,222
Not so fast.
334
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,397
Ah!
335
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,269
Thank you. That's what I call
express shipping.
336
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,972
Uh, cleanup, aisle loser.
337
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,105
Don't move!
338
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,848
Good news, Jake. They're yours.
339
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,160
That's right!
Gaze upon the dazzling display
340
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,639
of your new champion.
341
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,250
You may applaud now.
342
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,905
What is going on here?
343
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,648
How did you pull off
this grand display so fast?
344
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,563
Heh. Tell us how
345
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,914
J-Snow's wig stays attached,
then maybe we'll talk.
346
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,352
Oh, great.
347
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,441
The judges are only
a couple of houses away.
348
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,834
I can't believe the most
pedestrian house
349
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,402
in the neighborhood
is gonna win grand prize!
350
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,449
Aw, looks like
your winning streak is over.
351
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:01,890
It's probably for the best.
352
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:06,242
I've had a very long day
and I'm not TV ready.
353
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,374
TV ready?
354
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,723
Yeah.
355
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:09,941
The winner's
gonna be interviewed
356
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,118
live on the six o'clock news.
357
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,207
Wait, that's the grand prize?
358
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,513
What'd you think it was, cash?
359
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,082
Not in this podunk town, honey.
360
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,519
Wait, so we're gonna be on TV
in front of our house,
361
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,782
and everyone will know
where we live?
362
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,306
This definitely isn't good
363
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:29,004
for our whole
villains-in-hiding thing.
364
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,397
The judges are here!
365
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,274
Oh, no!
366
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,060
What happened?
367
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,107
I'll tell you what happened.
368
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,631
You overloaded your fuse box.
369
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,504
That's why I always start
decorating in August...
370
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,115
...so I have plenty of time
371
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,595
to reroute the electricity
372
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:55,987
from Mrs. Stodemeyer's house
to mine.
373
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:02,211
Let's ho-ho-go check out
my display.
374
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,739
Are we sure he's not a villain?
375
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,002
Closest thing
I've ever seen to one.
376
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,485
Colby?
377
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,184
Where are you?
378
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,099
I need my bedroom painted.
379
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,449
And it's too cold
to crack a window,
380
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,800
so you're gonna have to fight
through the fumes.
381
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,499
Leave the kid alone!
382
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,674
What?
383
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,023
Who said that?
384
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,721
I did.
385
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:35,940
But you can't talk.
386
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,378
Oh, I can do lots of things.
387
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:42,077
Like spy on you
when you're being bad.
388
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,297
Me? I'm not bad.
389
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:47,343
You used me to intimidate
the neighbor boy
390
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,129
into finishing your entire
Christmas to-do list
391
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,609
on Christmas Eve.
392
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,089
Okay, I'm bad.
393
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:56,831
But-- But I'll be better.
394
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,007
I don't believe you.
395
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,965
Yeah, I don't believe me either.
396
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,751
There's only one way
to fix this:
397
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,101
Buy each of the Maddens
a Christmas gift.
398
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,450
I already did.
399
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,670
-Really?
-No, I'm lying again.
400
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:17,330
Do it now, or I will never
take my eyes off of you.
401
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,507
Okay, okay, I'm going.
Just leave me alone!
402
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,428
She's gone.
403
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,954
I normally don't like
fooling my grandma,
404
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,044
but she's been using that troll
to traumatize me for years.
405
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,480
Hey, where's the real troll?
406
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,656
-Oh, I threw it away.
-Yes!
407
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:43,007
I'm finally free!
Time for Hartley to let loose.
408
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,622
That may have been
an overcorrection.
409
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:56,064
Please, sir, I am begging you,
do not call the police.
410
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:59,328
But if you do, her name is Amy.
Amy Madden.
411
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:02,549
And my name is Colby.
412
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,942
We're sorry. This was all
a stupid act of desperation
413
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,640
that just got out of hand.
414
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,817
That's how I started
my wedding vows.
415
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,210
Look, we were just being selfish
416
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,950
because we really wanted
those headphones.
417
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,387
You see, our friend
got the last pair,
418
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:15,475
but then she returned them
because--
419
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,650
If you couldn't have 'em,
420
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:17,955
she didn't think it was fair
421
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,392
for her to have 'em either.
422
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,220
She told me the whole story.
423
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,222
That girl can talk.
424
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,876
But you're lucky.
425
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,965
Friends like her
are hard to find.
426
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,663
Yeah.
427
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,012
And all we did
was make her less of a priority
428
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,666
than a pair of headphones. Heh.
429
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,016
Just remember,
presents come and go,
430
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,800
but it's the people
in your life,
431
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,715
the ones you love
and who love you back,
432
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:39,890
that really matter.
433
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,588
Especially at Christmas.
434
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,720
Hartley's been saying that
all day,
435
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,157
but neither of us
listened to her.
436
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,463
Now we're going to jail!
437
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,944
We're not going to jail.
438
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,729
Are we?
439
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,776
Well, technically you didn't
steal anything yet.
440
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,430
And it is Christmas Eve.
441
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,779
So how about this:
442
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,084
You two clean up
the mess you made,
443
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,261
then go home to your family.
444
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,653
Where you belong.
445
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,872
Thank you.
446
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,830
Consider it a gift.
447
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,224
Now it's your turn
to pay it forward.
448
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,095
And who knows,
you might just realize
449
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,707
it actually feels better
to give than to receive.
450
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:16,362
Okay, let's not get crazy.
451
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,713
You heard him, Colby.
Clean this up.
452
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,372
Merry Christmas, Maddens!
453
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,374
Do I smell French toast?
454
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:29,853
And bacon and eggs.
455
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,726
I made you all
a big holiday breakfast.
456
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,815
Wait, you did something
nice for us?
457
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:38,601
Oh, I don't like this at all.
458
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:41,125
Let's just say I had a bowl
of Christmas spirit
459
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,736
dumped on my head.
460
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,957
Okay, enough talking.
It's time for presents.
461
00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:49,308
Oh, here, Hartley.
Open yours first.
462
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,050
"To Hartley,
from Jake and Amy." Heh.
463
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:56,140
Sweet Santa on a rooftop!
464
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,838
You got me Bumps?
465
00:21:57,925 --> 00:21:59,492
We realized you were right.
466
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:01,145
Christmas is about showing
the people you love
467
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:02,408
how much they mean to you.
468
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:03,887
But how'd you get them?
469
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:07,108
You know what?
I don't need to know.
470
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,154
Merry Christmas, Hartley.
471
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,940
Just a heads-up, we'll be
borrowing them all the time.
472
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:14,289
Like right now.
473
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,858
Here you go, kids.
474
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,207
Yes!
475
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,820
A Troll in a Bowl?
476
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,214
Isn't he cute?
477
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:30,349
He's gonna watch you.
478
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:33,526
Don't even think
about re-gifting that to me.
479
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,486
Look, I know you couldn't
get our top choice,
480
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:38,748
but any gift at all will be--
481
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,271
Yes! Bumps!
482
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,751
Oh! Thank you for not making
me pretend
483
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,274
to like something I didn't want.
484
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,495
But I thought
you couldn't find 'em.
485
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,758
We lied so it'd be a surprise.
486
00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:52,501
Because lying
is what Christmas is all about.
487
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:54,851
Right, Hartley?
488
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,376
Yeah, sure, I give up.
489
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,553
I got you all gifts too.
490
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,989
You don't say.
491
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,427
Breakfast and presents?
492
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,081
Call a doctor.
493
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,823
Now, what did you get me?
494
00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:15,872
Merry Christmas, Celia.
495
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,575
And that was the Maddens' first
Christmas in Valley View.
496
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,186
It was also when I received
the best gift ever,
497
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,884
because it was given
with the true spirit
of Christmas. Heh.
498
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:33,107
Happy Holidays, everyone!
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