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Hartley, I cannot believe
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you woke me up this early
on a Saturday.
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Okay, I was in the middle
of an amazing dream,
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wandering all alone through
a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
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How is that amazing?
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Because I was still asleep!
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Today is Starling's
"Safe Skies" flyover.
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She's been flying all over
the world to greet her fans
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and let them know
as long as she's in the sky,
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everyone is safe!
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Oh, and you know
how she does that?
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By getting a full night's sleep!
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Ooh, here she comes!
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Good Morning, Valley View!
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Uh-oh! Birds!
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Ow!
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Okay. Now,
that was worth waking up for!
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Starling, are you okay?
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Of course, I'm okay.
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Hello? I'm a superhero.
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Can I get you anything?
Water? An icepack?
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A selfie commemorating this
horribly embarrassing moment?
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What the heck happened?
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I guess I'm a little tired
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between all these flyovers,
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saving people,
and TV show appearances...
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Did you know
I'm a celebrity judge
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on Can Kids Cook?
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Spoiler alert: They can't.
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Sounds to me
like you need a break.
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I can't take a break.
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The world is counting on me
to protect them.
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I have a reputation to uphold.
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Oh, come on,
everyone needs a break.
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Yeah, and I think your
reputation already took a hit
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when you nose-dived
into that kid's nachos.
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This is bad.
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Now these people have
photographic evidence
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that their favorite superhero
isn't as perfect
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as they thought I was.
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Amy, can't you help her out?
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I mean, she did save you and
your entire family from Shadow.
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What? I pulled a feather
out of her hair.
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What more do you want?
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Fine.
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There. I just killed
everyone's phones.
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Will you please warn me
before you do that?
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Hey, I just saved her
a lot of public embarrassment.
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There she is!
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Okay, I slightly delayed
her public embarrassment.
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Time for takeoff.
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Oh, come on!
Just fly south already!
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Guess I'll have to use
a different power.
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She froze
the space-time continuum!
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Best power ever!
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Big deal.
She's got a pause button.
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So does my TV remote.
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I gotta get out of here.
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Oh, come on.
You can hide out at Amy's.
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What? No, she can't.
Amy's hiding out at Amy's.
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What are you two
so giggly about?
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Been pranking old ladies
at the bingo hall again?
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No. They caught on to us.
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I'm tellin' ya, their bodies
might be falling apart,
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but their brains
are surprisingly sharp.
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We have a surprise for you!
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Something you have been
asking for for a very long time!
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A clone of you
who's a better father?
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-No.
-A robot who's a better father?
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-No.
-A hologram
who's a better father.
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No!
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And we tried the hologram
when you were a baby.
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He kept dropping you.
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Not that either
of you deserve it,
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but we bought you guys
a video game system!
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Oh, right.
We asked for that, too.
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Just once I wish
you'd see the jokes in here
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are cries for help.
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Oh, and behold!
The Omegabox 4!
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We asked for The Omegabox 5.
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Oh, so now
you're a math major?
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We've been asking
for this for months.
Why all of a sudden now?
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Well, we thought
it would be a fun way
to bring the family together.
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We also bought that new game,
Power Smasher.
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You know, the one where the
characters use their powers
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to pulverize each other?
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You bought Power Smasher 3?
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That's the hottest game
out right now!
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No, it's Power Smasher 2.
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Seriously?
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Colby, your father's a teacher,
and I work at a taco stand.
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Just say, "Thank you."
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Okay, ready to go!
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Uh-uh! We're first.
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Your mother beat me
in the demo game in the store.
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Now I have to beat her.
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Sounds like somebody
can't stand the fact that
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his wife
showed him up in public.
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So you get it.
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I will destroy you!
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Quit the sweet talk,
and start playing.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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That may be
the quickest victory
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in the history of this game.
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Okay, you've had your fun.
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Or whatever that was.
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It's our turn, hand 'em over.
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Oh, no! Now we're tied.
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And in this house,
there can only be one winner!
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Let's play again!
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Hologram Dad might be clumsy,
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but I bet he'd let us play.
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Oh, hey, is there any way
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I could borrow your
"time stop" thingy next week?
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I have a history test
I'd just love to get out of.
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What's the difference?
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You usually just
cheat off me anyway.
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Well, yeah, but it
would be a lot easier
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to cheat off of you
with time stopped.
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- Oh, no.
- "Oh, no," what?
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And how did she not
destroy your phone?
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Girl, I'm hip to her games.
My case is villain-proof.
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Looks like word spread.
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It's an online article,
"Starling's Fall From Grace."
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Don't they mean
"Fall From Geese"?
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Okay, well, you might not think
it's funny, but Hartley--
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No? She doesn't think
it's funny either.
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It says I'm "losing my touch"
as a superhero
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and I should quit
before things get worse.
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What? You made one mistake.
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Everyone makes mistakes.
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Not superheroes.
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And it wasn't just one.
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Okay, so you made
a couple mistakes.
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I've been so burnt out lately.
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I might have made a few.
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Well, everyone makes a few.
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-Okay, more than a few.
-Will you just tell me how many?
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Lots.
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Last week, I was supposed to
crash a birthday party,
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and I crashed into
the birthday party.
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Luckily, a Havoc piñata
broke my fall,
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so the kids thought
it was part of the show.
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I know I should be concerned,
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but I'm just honored
to be a piñata.
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That just proves my point.
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You may be a superhero,
but everyone needs a break.
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It's not that easy.
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Saying I need a break
shows weakness.
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And superheroes
can't look weak.
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I took an oath that
I'd be ready to save anyone,
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anywhere, whenever they need me.
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Well, that's on you
for overcommitting.
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Plus, if you're exhausted
all the time,
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you might not be able
to save anyone.
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You know what?
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You're right.
And so is that article.
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If I can't always be at my best,
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then why bother at all?
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What do you mean?
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I never thought
I'd say this, but...
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I'm think I'm done
being a superhero.
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I know this is awkward,
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but did you by any chance
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get a picture of the piñata?
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Starling, you can't
quit being a superhero.
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That'd be like me
quitting the Sunshine Club.
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Wait, is that on the table?
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'Cause that's a two-for-one
I could definitely get behind.
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Amy, please talk
some sense into her.
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Hartley, it's her decision.
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If she wants to abandon
the persona that's been
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the bane of my entire existence,
I say...
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listen to your heart.
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I'm actually thinking about
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settling down here
in Valley View.
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Forget your heart.
You can't quit.
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Why not?
You quit being a villain.
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Well, yeah, but I still amuse
myself with minor crimes.
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I mean, yeah,
no, I gave it all up.
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You're right.
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What about your powers?
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You can't just
let them go to waste.
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Wait.
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You don't have to quit.
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You have the power
to stop time,
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which means
you can be a superhero
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and take breaks
whenever you want...
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in other places...
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that are not Valley View.
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That is true,
but I also took an oath
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that I would never
misuse my power
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for my own selfish interest.
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Well, an oath is an oath.
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I promised my grandma
I would never tell anyone
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her real name is Petunia.
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Oh, no. Now you two
have to take an oath
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to never tell anyone
her real name is Petunia.
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Look, as long as no one
catches you, you'll be fine.
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Trust me, it'll work out.
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I use my power to take
shortcuts all the time.
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Huh. And that always
works out great.
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It does, doesn't it?
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No, no, it doesn't.
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It's literally never
worked out once!
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Well, then I have to
keep trying, don't I?
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Listen, Starling,
I know you said
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you'd only use your powers
to help people, but...
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isn't the whole reason
you're in this situation
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because you haven't
helped yourself?
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Yeah. It is.
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And if selfishly
using my power
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helps me be the best superhero
I can be, then...
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technically, I'm doing it
for the greater good, right?
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Well, now you are just
loopholing like a pro!
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-I'm doin' it.
-Oh, she's doing it now. Okay.
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I just took a 45-minute nap!
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You were right!
This is the answer.
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Time to go back to Centropolis
and start my new life!
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Thanks, Amy!
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Anything that
gets you out of here--
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that makes you happy!
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Anything that makes you happy!
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I can't believe Starling
actually took your advice.
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I can't believe she wears
a neck pillow when she naps.
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Ha!
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Taste my pain!
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Okay, I don't have to
sit here and take this.
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Rematch?
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Oh, I don't know.
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We've been hogging
this game for hours.
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Maybe we should let
Colby and Jake have a turn.
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Or, and hear me out,
maybe we shouldn't?
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Seriously?
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It's been 24 hours since
you've gotten us our "gift",
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and we haven't even
been able to play.
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Eva, your children
are talking to you.
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Nice try. When I'm an
8-foot-tall fire-breathing ogre,
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I have no children!
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You know, surprisingly,
that's not
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the first time
I've heard her say that.
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I've got an idea.
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Oh, no! Celia pulled the banana
and found the lair!
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Every man for himself!
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-Wow, it actually worked.
-Yeah.
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Hey, is your sofa cushion
soaked in sweat, too?
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Like a sponge,
but I can push through it.
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I can't believe you played
your parents like that.
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When I'm an 8-foot-tall
fire-breathing ogre,
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I have no parents!
252
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,199
But we were
in the middle of playing!
253
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,679
Hm, sorry. Looks like
you'll have to find
254
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,332
another game to play.
255
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,943
Yeah. There's
a deck of cards in the kitchen.
256
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,031
Go knock yourselves out.
257
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,337
Well, that's the last time
258
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,731
we buy ourselves a gift
and pass it off as yours.
259
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,566
Quit cheating!
You're using your super-speed
260
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,089
to press the buttons faster.
261
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,787
Sorry, it's hard to know
where my power ends
262
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,745
and my talent begins.
263
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,139
Here comes my finishing move.
264
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,448
Wait. Did the lights go out,
or have we been playing so long,
265
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:51,841
I forgot how night works?
266
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,148
Pretty sure it's the power.
267
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,715
You wait here
and guard the game
268
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,151
so Mom and Dad
can't steal our spots.
269
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,457
I'll super-speed downstairs
and fix the circuit breaker.
270
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:00,720
Perfect plan.
271
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,899
Any idea what
a circuit breaker looks like?
272
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,076
How about this?
You guard the game,
273
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,338
and I'll fix
the circuit breaker.
274
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,643
Perfect plan.
275
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,604
Wait, I don't know
what a circuit breaker
looks like, either.
276
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,563
Okay, fine. We'll both go.
277
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:19,869
We just have to be quick.
278
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,305
-Perfect plan.
-Perfect plan.
279
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,309
Ha!
280
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,749
Oh, that's what
a circuit breaker looks like.
281
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,186
They tricked us. Come on!
282
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,450
Not so fast!
283
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,148
We took your advice
and found another game.
284
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,542
One the whole family
can play... together.
285
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,892
Those are just controllers.
Where's the game?
286
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,808
You are the game.
287
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,289
Wait, what?
288
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,340
Since you duped us,
we decided to get even.
289
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,995
Because revenge is a dish
best served to your children.
290
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,783
That's right!
You remember the remote I made
291
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,306
to control Colby's powers?
292
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,742
Well, I repurposed the tech
293
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,483
into these
video game controllers!
294
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,964
So now we can
control your powers.
295
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,314
Which allows us
to use both of you
296
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:16,447
in our real-life version
of Power Smasher.
297
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,797
Isn't that fun?
298
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,278
If by "fun" you mean "demented".
299
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,367
Oh! We do.
300
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,461
Five points for me!
What do you know?
301
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,246
It is fun to play
with your kids.
302
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,126
Starling! You're back!
303
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,301
Why are you back?
304
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,043
I need your help.
305
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,045
Oh, directions to Centropolis?
306
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:50,786
You just fly due north.
307
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,396
Once you pass the smell
of oil fields and despair,
308
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,833
you're out of Valley View,
and it's a straight shot
309
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,313
to the big city.
310
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,141
-I know where I'm going.
-Really?
311
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:01,188
'Cause I know a few geese
who might think otherwise.
312
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,016
I took your advice,
313
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,148
and I've been using my power
to give myself breaks.
314
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,542
But something strange happened
the last time I used it.
315
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,109
What do you mean? What happened?
316
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:12,199
This happened.
317
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,201
My powers have been glitching,
and I've been...
318
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,029
blipping all over the place!
319
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,467
-So stop using your power.
-I can't!
320
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,469
And if we don't fix it,
I'm gonna be...
321
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,167
stuck like this forever.
322
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,867
Unbelievable.
You broke Starling!
323
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,043
I know.
324
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,479
I spent all those years trying,
325
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,872
and I just did it by accident!
326
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,575
I knew I shouldn't
have listened to you!
327
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:43,143
How could you tell me
to abuse my power like that?
328
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,667
Weird. You know, using
my powers to take shortcuts
329
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,364
always works out great for me.
330
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,540
No, it doesn't!
331
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,108
And stop saying that!
332
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,327
Look, Starling, I just--
333
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,025
You were saying?
334
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:58,549
I think we should--
335
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,552
Now where'd she go?
336
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,815
I'm in here.
337
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,209
Table for one?
338
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,212
Quick, grab her.
339
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,608
This is really getting old.
340
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:18,352
Can I get you a neck pillow?
341
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,441
I can't keep blipping
like this forever!
342
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,182
Amy, fix this!
343
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,227
Wait.
344
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:27,013
My sonic blast can disrupt
her power to stop time.
345
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,537
So, if I use it on you,
it should disrupt the glitch
346
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,017
and reset your power.
347
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,453
But doesn't that mean
you'd have to
348
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,933
hit her full-on
with a sonic blast?
349
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:37,632
Well, yeah,
but that's just a bonus.
350
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,765
You know what?
Maybe blipping's not so...
351
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:41,941
bad!
352
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,814
Okay, it's bad.
353
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,511
Look, this may be
the only hope we have
354
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:48,773
of getting you back to normal.
355
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,385
Fine, take your best shot.
356
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:54,475
But if you ruin these lashes,
I will ruin you.
357
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,043
Here goes.
358
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,746
Okay, I did the blast,
and you do the clean-up.
359
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,317
Colby, I apologize for
whatever I'm about to do.
360
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:16,149
I don't!
361
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:19,891
Well, it's official.
I hate video games now.
362
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,676
The super-stomp
was a cheap shot.
363
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,896
No, hitting someone when
they're down is a cheap shot.
364
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,420
Like this.
365
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,813
No, not a super-strength
body slam!
366
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,819
Invisibility.
367
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,736
Forgot my controller
has a "Chosen One" cheat code.
368
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,434
His powers are really useful.
369
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,523
We should exploit that
more often.
370
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,357
Mom, Dad, please,
we're exhausted.
371
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:54,361
How do you think I feel?
My thumb's starting to cramp.
372
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,406
Well, maybe let's
take a quick break
373
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,061
-and let everyone recharge.
-Thank you.
374
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,411
Turns out pitting your children
against each other
375
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,674
really works up an appetite.
376
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,720
Good thing I built
a snack bar down here.
377
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,939
Why would you do that?
There's a kitchen
right upstairs.
378
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,419
Right, 'cause when
I want a snack,
379
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,073
I usually think,
"I hope I have to climb
380
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,292
14 steps to get it."
381
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,078
I can't believe Mom and Dad
would do this to us
382
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,775
just because we hogged
the video game.
383
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,735
I know! We just have to keep
reminding ourselves:
384
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,520
"We're gonna outlive them.
We're gonna outlive them."
385
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,742
Colby, look!
386
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,396
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
387
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,875
That I can use the controller
to make myself
388
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,703
super-speed into you
over and over again?
389
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,706
No.
390
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,491
Just follow my lead.
391
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,406
We're about to take this game
to a whole new level.
392
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,234
Still think we should
go with my idea.
393
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,848
Wait, where did
our controllers go?
394
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,503
Looking for these?
395
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,767
While you two were off
enjoying your snacks,
396
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,247
we reconfigured them.
397
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:55,813
And now you two are the game.
398
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,078
Yeah, right. That's impossible.
399
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,601
Uh, not when you
left the schematics
400
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:01,906
sitting around in plain sight.
401
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,735
Oh, boy.
402
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,259
Game on, Colby?
403
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,912
Game on, Jake.
404
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,144
What's wrong, Mom?
You seem a little... salty.
405
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,541
Time to attack Dad
where it really hurts!
406
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,849
Ahh!
407
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:40,728
No! Take me, not my devices.
408
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,339
Aw, you were right, Dad.
409
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,341
This game does
bring us all together.
410
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,085
Starling?
411
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,175
Hello.
412
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:56,396
You have a lovely lair.
413
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,615
Did you just appear
out of thin air?
414
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,052
And more importantly, why
haven't you answered my texts?
415
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,232
Dude, she literally
just ghosted you.
416
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,019
Okay, this is useless.
417
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,152
Her power is way too erratic
for me to blast her.
418
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,675
I mean, we're just
gonna have to wait it out
419
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:15,893
and hope her next pop-up
is in the middle
420
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,113
of an axe-throwing contest.
421
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:22,378
Wait! It seems like there's
a pattern to her blipping.
422
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:25,555
And if I'm right, then the next
place she's gonna pop up is--
423
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,383
Ahh!
424
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,471
Right there.
425
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,910
So that means the next place
she's gonna pop up
426
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,652
is right over--
427
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,001
There.
428
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,266
Ow...
429
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,311
Ah, yes, we did it!
430
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,705
Yay! She's back to normal.
431
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,402
I've never been so happy
432
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,838
to inflict pain on a person!
433
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,623
Mm.
434
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,886
Trust me, it gets even better
the more you do it.
435
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,585
You okay, Starling?
436
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,805
Yeah, I'm good.
437
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,764
Really? 'Cause you're
giving off not-good vibes,
438
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,940
and it's kinda
bringing down the room.
439
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,683
We may have fixed
the blipping problem, but...
440
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,469
I'm still right back
where I started.
441
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,340
Look...
442
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,909
I know my advice might not
have been the greatest.
443
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,563
-You can say that again--
-Hartley.
444
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,871
But you don't need my advice.
445
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,699
You already know the answer.
446
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,266
You're not going to be
able to take care of anyone
447
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,615
unless you take care
of yourself first.
448
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:28,096
I appreciate that, but...
449
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,489
it's just not who I am.
450
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,055
Well, then maybe
it's who you need to be.
451
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,927
You know, when I was
a full-time villain,
452
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,537
I put so much pressure on myself
453
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,409
to be the best
I could possibly be,
454
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:37,932
and sometimes
I didn't even sleep.
455
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,716
Because you were
training so hard?
456
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,632
No, because I lived
in an abandoned subway station.
457
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,550
The point is, there's always
gonna be pressure on you,
458
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,770
but to be honest,
it seems like you're the one
459
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,162
putting most of it on yourself.
460
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,688
You might be right.
461
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,603
There's lots of people
going through this.
462
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,474
Kids, parents...
463
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,650
all just trying
to balance their lives
464
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,783
and not let down
the people who need them.
465
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:06,003
But what good is it if they're
just neglecting themselves?
466
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,831
She's right.
467
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,181
And I only know that
because I'm neglecting myself
468
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,618
by helping you right now.
469
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:16,275
Look, you've already proven
you're a semi-decent superhero.
470
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:19,582
-"Semi"?
-It's the best
I can do right now.
471
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,410
You don't need to be
so hard on yourself.
472
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,933
Just give yourself a break.
473
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,718
Yeah, and if
a superhero could admit
474
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,285
when she needs a break,
475
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,547
you might be helping
a lot more people
476
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:28,678
than just yourself.
477
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,420
Thanks.
478
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,814
-I know what I have to do now.
-And so do I.
479
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,209
- Ow!
- Amy!
480
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,560
What?
Gotta make sure it sticks.
481
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,743
Whoa. What happened down here?
482
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,093
Family game night.
483
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,574
Well,
from the looks of things,
484
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,924
I'd say nobody won.
485
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,187
I don't know.
By not having to participate,
486
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,015
I think
I'm the real winner here.
487
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,497
We did learn
a valuable lesson, though.
488
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,368
Next time
we want to play a game
489
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,414
that brings
the whole family together...
490
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:09,763
we won't.
491
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,635
Yeah.
Or at least find a game
492
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,116
that doesn't involve
controlling real people!
493
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,553
There's no game where
you can control real people.
494
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,641
How would that even work?
495
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,513
Here, let me show ya.
496
00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:27,911
Oh, well, now this is
a game the whole family
497
00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,826
can play together.
498
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:33,264
I'm starting to wish
I left with Starling.
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