All language subtitles for The.Villains.of.Valley.View.S02E04

Oh, hey, folks!

Go online and checkout
our band Mad Hart.

The Round-Up's Anniversary Show
is this Friday,

and whatever band
has the most followers
gets to perform.

So, if you like us,
give us a follow.

I'll take that as a no.

Follow us, or you don't get
your food back.

Enjoy your meal.

Amy, you can't be aggressive
with the customers.

Why not? It's working better
than your method.

We gotta find a way to get
these people to follow us.

Oh, maybe I could
just turn up the friendly.

Wait, this goes up?

Oh. Hi!

Wanna checkout our-- Gem!

I'll turn up
the friendly on the next one.

Flyers. That's cute.

But I already have
way more followers,
so you're wasting your time.

Not that I don't enjoy
stepping on your faces.

Who hurt you?

I'm already
up to a thousand followers.

My parents chartered a plane

to fly a banner with the link
to my music video.

And then tomorrow,
we've got a skywriter.

I'm gonna own the sky!

Later, haters.

-How many followers do we have?
-Oh...

Well, we started the day at 52.

And we're ending the day at 51.

Amy, you and Hartley have to
take your soliciting outside.

Customers are complaining.
Plus, someone's
gonna have to clean

all this up,
and there's 100% chance
that someone will be me.

Oh, well, in that case...

Kinda set myself up
for that, didn't I?

Come on, out you go.

Can you at least
kick out Gem, too?

Wait, Gem is here?
Have you seen her music video?

No, and why have you?

Okay, before you get mad,
I meant to hate-watch it,

but then I forgot to hate it.

So I guess I like-watched it.

I also may have followed her.

Amy, I think I solved
our problem.

We should make a music video.

We're way better singers
than Gem.

And if more people see that,
there's no way

she gets more followers than us.

I don't know.
Her video was really good.

Yeah? Well, ours will be better.

She had pyrotechnics
and special effects.

I don't see
how it can be topped.

Heads-up, everyone.

Gem Air is coming in hot.

What do you know? She topped it.

I'm sorry, are we filming
a music video

or running a garage sale
for a person
who's clearly given up on life?

Contest deadline's tomorrow,

so I raided
my grandma's she-shed.

I thought we'd give it
a Katy Perry vibe

and film ourselves wandering
through the sunflowers.

Do you see how rusty
those spikes are?

The only thing we're gonna be
wandering through

is an emergency room.

Oh, look,
it's Harry Got No Styles.

I didn't have time
to recruit backup dancers,

so, we have Jake.

Quick question.
Is it okay if my character
is a fan of Gem's video?

I memorized
all of her dance moves.

We're gonna lose.

Hartley, I'm sorry,

but we'll never beat
Gem's Rich Kidvideo.

Uh, what's with the toilet?

Well, Hartley, I realized

I built an incredibly
high-tech lair

with the most advanced
technology in the world,

but I forgot one thing,

a bathroom.

Sometimes I find his genius
to be hit or miss.

So, I'm embarking on
a little do-it-yourself project,

but this one won't work.
Remind me never to buy used.

Okay if I leave it here?

Um, no.

Oh, well,
I'm gonna do it anyway.

Hm, great. That's just
the high-class touch
this video needs.

I mean, Gem's got a skydiver,
we've got a potty.

Look, I know it's not perfect,
but we have to try.

I mean, how else are we gonna
get a whole bunch of people

to follow us in one day?

You know what?
You're right, Hartley.

We should give it a try.

But only if you'll let me edit
the final product.

Sure.

You're, um, cutting me
out of the video, aren't you?

Dressed like that,
you cut yourself out.

Well, Colby, would you care
to explain why our courtyard

looks like a cheaply-made movie
where the robots take over?

Which they will, eventually.

It's only a matter of time
before I'm replaced

by a cyborg in designer glasses.

-Look, I didn't do this.
-And why should I believe you?

Well, for starters,
this looks like a lot of work,

and I'm pretty lazy.

Oh, Mrs. Madden,

thank you for gracing us
with your presence,

half an hour late.

She's also lazy.
Kinda runs in the family.

Your son
tin-foiled our courtyard.

Fortunately, Daphne caught him
in the act,

told me to look in his backpack,
and when I did,

I found these!

Colby!
Ugh, we've been over this.

Always destroy the evidence.

To think that he'd waste

a perfectly good
household item...

I bet there's some poor soul
out there

who can't even wrap
their leftovers right now.

She's lying! I'm being framed!

Daphne would never do that!

And I should know
because she's my niece.

She's always been a good girl.

She didn't even cry as a baby.

And burden my family? Never!

The key is a good swaddle.

Sometimes, her mother Lulu and I

would swaddle each other
while we watched our soaps.

Colby, I'm giving you
a month's detention.

Come on, Daphne.

I need you to help swaddle me
for my midday nap.

Look, she framed me
and I'm gonna prove it.

I'll just bait her
into doing something bad,

and when I catch her,
I'll turn her over to Tennyson.

Colby, that plan
sounds pure evil,

and I'm not gonna
let you do it...

without my supervision.

The views on our video
are flooding in.

Speaking of floods,
what's with the wet socks?

Uh... Oh, well,

I had a minor leak
with the bathroom renovation.

Just a drip. Very minor.

You're a genius
and you're struggling
with a do-it-yourself project?

Who's struggling?
It's a minor issue.

That's the third time
you've said "minor."

Because it is!

Look, Amy, I'm a genius,

and as a genius,
plumbing is beneath me,

literally and figuratively.

And I can use words like those
because I'm a genius.

That's the third time
you've said "genius."

Because I am!

Amy! People love our new video.

I mean, I haven't seen it yet

since my grandma has
parental controls on my phone.

Why does she...

You know what?
We'll get into that later.

Anyways, we're getting
a ton of new followers.

-We'll beat Gem easily.
-Of course we will,

because I added
a little something in editing

to make sure people
absolutely loved it.

What kind of little something?

Allow me to demonstrate.

Hey, Jake, have you seen
our new video?

Nope. If you don't want
to see this...

then I don't wanna see that.

-Come on, just give it a watch.
-No, Amy, I told you,
I'm not interested.

♪ This is where
The party's at ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
This is where the party's at ♪

♪ We are the song
You won't forget ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Can't get us
Out of your head ♪

That was the most amazing
music video I've ever seen.

-It was?
-Yeah. It blows
Gem's video away.

I wanted to hate-watch it,
but instead,
I love-watched it.

I am going to tell
everyone I know
to follow Mad Hart.

What did you do?

Just a minor tweak.

I added sonic hypnosis.

Now anyone watching will be
an instant fan and follower.

We're guaranteed to beat Gem.

That wasn't a minor tweak.

No, it was not.

Amy, I don't want to have
to brainwash people

to get them to like our music.

Hm, you don't want me
to threaten people.

You don't want me
to brainwash people.

You're really handcuffing me.
Ooh!

We should handcuff people.

All you're doing is making Gem
look like the good guy.

You gotta undo this right now.

No way. If I do that,
Gem will definitely win.

Well, at least she'd win fairly.

Look, just be happy

that you're best friends
with a villain

who can use her powers
to make your life easier.

And a catch.

Fine.
If you won't undo it, I will.

Uh, Mr. Madden, everything okay?

Oh, yep. Fine.

For safety reasons, I'd avoid
touching that puddle,
that puddle, or that puddle,

but otherwise, you're good.

Uh, well, I wanted to ask
your advice on something.

-But if you're busy--
-Busy?

With a simple do-it-yourself
project anyone can do?

Nonsense. Ask away.

Well, hypothetically,

if Amy used her sonic hypnosis
on our music video

to brainwash people
into liking us,

-would there be a way
to undo it?
-Uh, sure. Of course.

How? By, like, playing it
backwards or something?

Yeah, mm-hmm, definitely.
Are we done here or...?

Uh, yeah.

Are you sure
you don't need any help?

With this little thing?

Hartley, please.
That's insulting.

I don't suppose you have
any sandbags on you?

You know,
you don't have to be here.

I'm old enough
to plot revenge on my own.

Uh-huh, and I'm bored enough
to live vicariously through you.

Check it out. There's no way
Daphne can resist

looking at
her uncle's unattended laptop.

Especially since I left open
his folder of gym selfies.

Oh! Oh, I don't know
what I was expecting,
but he's very bendy.

-Oh, here she comes.
-Oh!

Yikes.

There's something
I can never unsee.

Boom! Busted!

Oh, it's you.

Oh, and I see
you brought your mommy.

Doesn't she have
anything better to do?

Nope. Apart from a court date

for unpaid parking tickets,
I'm totally free.

-Have any of you seen my laptop?
-Yes.

Yes. Your perfect little niece
took it.

Wait, what's going on?

She was holding it,
like, two seconds ago.

I would never steal
someone else's property,

but she would. Check her bag.

Have at it.

All that's in there is a hammer,
a hoagie, and a lot of cash.

You know, mom stuff.

A-ha! Here it is!

Why... Why would I take
his laptop

when his phone is so much easier
to put in my pocket?

Mm-hmm. I'm starting to see
where Colby learned
his behavior.

Can you feel the judgment?

Hey, what's your deal?
What did I ever do to you?

Let me refresh your memory.

Monday. Cafeteria. Lunchtime.

You took
the last chocolate milk.

So I had to wash down my BLT
with regular milk,

like an animal!

Wait,
so your cutthroat antics

are the result
of something that petty?

Watch it, girlie,
that's my game.

Then game on, Grandma.

Is it bad how much I want
to get revenge on her?

Hm, of course not.
We're villains.

When they go low,

we go lower.

-There you are.
-Were you looking for me?

No.

Oh. Well, I was looking for you.

Since you went behind my back

and added sonic hypnosis,

I decided to go behind yours
and reverse it.

You did what now?

I took down the video you posted

and replaced it with
the same one played backwards.

And all the fake followers
you got us
have already watched it.

That's right.
I undid what you did. Boom!

Okay, first off, great speech.
Very spirited.

Second, that's not how it works.

You can't just reverse it.

So, I didn't do anything?

It's them! It's Mad Hart!

Oh, it definitely did something.

No! You didn't
stop them from being fans.

You turned them
into obsessed superfans,

which is actually kinda cool.

Move it, sheep.

Why are these freaks
fawning over you and not me?

I'm guessing
you didn't watch our video.

No. I don't spend any more time
looking at you than I have to.

Something's weird.

So until I find out what it is,

off my stage.

Your stage?

Look around. This is our stage,

and we are never leaving.

I got her shoe!

Okay, now we're leaving.

Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!

It's Mad Hart,
in my living room!

Oh, no. You too?

And by the way, your squealing
is worse than your dancing.

I am your biggest fan.

Will you do me the honor
of signing my face?

Okay, I know
we're in crisis mode,
but this is a rare opportunity.

I... heart... Amy.

Wait, why are your villain suits
in the living room?

I had to move everything
up here.
The lair flooded due to a--

Genius who didn't read
the instructions

before installing a toilet?

Uh, joke's on you.

I pivoted from the toilet
and installed

the world's most powerful bidet.

The water pressure's ten times
stronger than a fire hose.

And that's a good thing?

Not really, no.

Hey, who are all those people?

The fans Amy hypnotized.

You said reversing the video
would undo

the effects
of her sonic hypnosis,

but it only made things worse!

I was a little distracted

dealing with a minor issue
that turned out to be

the worst day of my life.

- What? No! No!
- Bad fan! Bad... No!

If anyone gets in
and sees these suits,

our secret could be exposed.

Lock everything!

How do we fix this?

Uh, I guess I could use
my sonic hypnosis

to brainwash them
to not like us.

We just need to reach
everyone at the same time.

Ooh, I know.

We could do a live stream
from the front porch.

We just need someone
to track the views

and make sure
everyone's watching.

Think you can handle that, Dad?

-Does it involve plumbing?
-No.

I'm in.

I know what you're up to,
weasel.

You were trying
to make it look like

I rigged your locker
to explode chocolate milk

so you can report me
to my uncle.

You got me.

Do you know what happened
to the last person
who tricked a Tennyson?

-No.
-Me neither,
because it's never happened!

Uh, Principal Tennyson.

Your innocent little niece

just rigged my locker to explode
chocolate milk when I open it.

He's setting me up, Uncle Kiki.

Okay,
let's keep it professional.

Around here,
it's Principal Kiki.

And, Colby, I have had enough
of you trying to make my niece
look bad.

Do you know
that she's never had a cavity?

Me? Take out the fake stuff,
and I'm all gums.

Well, if Daphne
isn't setting me up,

then what's that string
on her hand?

-What string? Now, let me see.
-No!

Daphne! How could you?

-But it wasn't me!
-Save it!

If you can be this conniving,

I'm guessing you were behind
the laptop and the tin foil.

Colby, you are off the hook.

Daphne, starting tomorrow,
I'm sending you

where no Tennyson
has gone before.

To the detention room.

Really? Haven't you been there?

Oh, no.
It's completely unsupervised.

Looks like you messed
with the wrong guy.

Or the right one.

-Huh?
-You've got game, Madden.

This is the first fun I've had
since I got here.

When you're
the principal's niece,

you have to be perfect
and boring.

I gotta do something
to keep things fresh.

Wait, so tormenting me

was just a game
for your amusement?

Respect.

I still can't figure out
how you got me,

but all I can say is,

your victory is gonna be shorter
than my uncle's gym shorts.

She is twisted.

I really like her.

Hey, and great idea
using your transference power

to make me invisible
to put the string on her hand.

Thanks for your help, Mom.
Let's get outta here.

I'm just gonna grab my backpack.

- I can't believe it.
- She got me again!

That was actually me.

Moms gotta have some fun too.

I built this
sophisticated supercomputer

so I can keep track
of the views.

You know you could just use
your phone, right?

It floated away in the flood.

Okay, for this to work,
we'll go from the top,

make sure everyone's watching.

And on my dad's cue,
hit 'em with my sonic hypnosis.

Okay, everyone,
who's ready for some Mad Hart?

And who wants Amy's clothes?

I do. I want Amy's clothes.

Uh, we should probably do this.

Right.

Let's give them
the most exciting

and the most disappointing
concert of their lives.

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
This is where the party's at ♪

♪ Attention
Can you hear me now? ♪

♪ I know you like it ♪

♪ You wanna get lost ♪

♪ In the crowd ♪

♪ Don't try to fight it ♪

♪ A vibe electric
Screaming loud ♪

♪ We got the lightning ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ It's time to lose control ♪

♪ Let's get down ♪

♪ This is where
The party's at ♪

♪ Feel that sound
This is where the party's at ♪

♪ It never ends
Bring all your friends ♪

♪ Where have you been?
This is where the party's at ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ This is where
The party's at... ♪

All your followers are watching.
Do it now!

♪ You won't forget... ♪

We're out of Amy's stuff!

-But we're not out of Amy!
-Huh?

Crowd-surf!

- Help!
- What do we do?

Oh, feedback. That's it!

Amy, you okay?

I'm good. I'm good.

Give me the mic.

♪ Can't get us ♪

♪ Out of your head ♪

♪ Let's get down
This is where the party's at ♪

♪ Feel that sound
This is where the party's at ♪

♪ It never ends
Bring all your friends ♪

♪ Where have you been?
This is where the party's at! ♪

Why am I here?

And whose shoe is this?

I'll take that.

Everyone left the live stream.
You have zero followers.

Yes!
Feels like a weird thing to celebrate, but yes!

Okay, why were people
following them?

Why are people leaving them?

And why does your face say
"I heart Amy"?

What?

Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

Don't worry,
my high-powered bidet
will blast that right off!

What is going on?

I guess our fans
just lost interest.

So, that means I win, right?

Say it.

Say it!

Yes, congratulations, Gem.

You... did...

not lose.

-That doesn't really count.
-Yes, it does!

Get off our lawn.

♪ This is where
The party's at ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
This is where the party's at ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
This is where the party's at ♪

And the crowd goes wild.

Look, I know we're not
the overnight success
we hoped to be,

but we'll perform
to a full house one day.

It might just take some time.

I'm fine with that.
How long we talking?

Like, two nights?
I could do three, max.

It'll take as long
as it's supposed to take.

And we should enjoy
every beat of this journey,

which includes getting fans
and followers the right way.

You know
I'm not big on the right way.

Well, maybe you should
rethink that

since your way almost got
your secret exposed.

-Secret?
-Yeah, it's too bad

I can't use sonic hypnosis
on myself.

I'd like to erase the image
of Jake dancing.

Hm. Pretty sure
we can all agree
that was not dancing.

Sonic hypnosis?

I knew there was
something weird about that girl.

And I'm gonna find out
what it is.