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Mornin', ladies.
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Milo, why are you
measuring my locker?
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If you're wondering
if you can fit in there,
I can help you with that.
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Since we're friends now,
I figured you wouldn't
mind sharing space.
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Wha-- But you already have
a locker. Why do you need mine?
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For my overflow.
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Wow, that is a lot of toys.
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Bite your tongue! These are
vintage collectibles.
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So old toys.
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Talk like that will get you
thrown out of the Collector Con
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down at the Valley View
Motel conference room.
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Anyway, my menagerie is growing,
so I need some more space.
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What do you say, friend?
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Fine. But fair warning,
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I'm not responsible for any of
the heinous things
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your little dolls are
gonna see in there.
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Wait, is that a Starling
action figure?
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Cool. Let's see if
this version can fly, too.
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Oh, baby girl!
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What did that weird woman do to
your beautiful plastic body?
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Oh, uh, you're welcome, Milo.
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Oh, okay, I guess
you're welcome too!
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Okay, seriously?
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You know what, none of you
are welcome! I welcome no one!
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See? This is why I just slam
the door in people's faces.
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This whole "being a good person"
thing is really getting old.
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I try to be polite,
but no one even notices.
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What's the point of being
nice if no one is nice back?
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Jake, you shouldn't be
nice because you expect
something in return.
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You should do it
because you want to.
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Okay. I will never
understand your logic.
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Being nice is making me
look weak. Everyone treats
me like a doormat.
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See, now that I understand.
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In Centropolis, people
knew Chaos had super-strength.
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Not only did they fear me,
they respected me!
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Here, I'm just the guy
everyone knocks into. See?
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Well, if it makes you feel
any better, it's fun to watch.
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You know what? I'm done
being the joke around here.
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I might not be able to
use my super-strength,
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but I'm gonna find a way to
get people to respect me.
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Well, what about
after-school activities?
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Maybe you could find one
you're good at.
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Ah, let's see. Oh, there's
community theater,
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candle making,
a stand-up comedy class!
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Please become a ventriloquist.
I need that in my life.
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Look! There's a karate
class this afternoon.
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I can use my villain fighting
skills to show I'm tough
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without using
my super-strength.
People will finally respect me!
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You know what? I'll join, too.
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Aww, to support me?
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No. To throw people on
the floor without consequence.
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Okay. Is it just me, or do I
look crazy good in this?
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It's just you. Just don't
forget to put on a belt.
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Oh! And just like that,
I'm a black belt.
Karate is super easy.
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Yeah, this place is gonna
be a piece of cake.
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Wow, that's a lot of
confidence for a dude
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with one little chest hair
sticking out of his gi.
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Watch this. Hey, nice kick.
Your grandma teach you that?
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Don't get too cocky, kid.
You haven't met the best
student in class yet.
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Well, I don't know who that
is, but he's no match for me.
Bring him on!
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And in this corner,
weighing 87 pounds, it's me!
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Milo?
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The one and only.
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Now, say hello to
my two friends,
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Pain and Agony.
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Are you sure this isn't
the comedy class?
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I spy with my little eye,
something that starts with a T.
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Hartley for the last time,
we are not playing this
silly game with you.
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It's a table! Right?
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You tell me or I will burn
this house to the ground!
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Sorry, I get a bit competitive.
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I can't wait for tomorrow!
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Oh, uh, happy birthday, Colby!
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Tomorrow's not my birthday.
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You say that every time!
One of these days,
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it will actually be your
birthday and, boy, oh, boy,
won't you feel silly.
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Tomorrow is when the newest
limited-edition Sky Gordan
sneakers drop online!
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Good luck. I've been online
for the last five drops
and never get any.
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Uh, you're into
Sky Gordans, too?
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Yeah, but they always
sell out instantly.
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Well, luckily, I can finish
checking out really fast
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and get us both a pair
with my super-speed. Peep this.
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Boom! I just left 68
nasty online reviews
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for restaurants
I've never even been to.
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Colby, with speed like
that, we'll definitely
beat out those bots!
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Sorry, what are bots?
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Oh, computer programs people
make to beat everyone else out
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so they can hoard all
the sneakers for themselves.
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The annoying part is, they
don't even want the sneakers.
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They just know they're
limited so they resell them
at ten times the price.
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Yeah. The worst is "Sneaker
Queen Two-five-two."
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She wins all the drops, and then
brags about it in her posts.
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Like this. "What's up,
losers? You lose again?
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Must feel bad to lose,
you losers!"
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Not very creative,
but extremely hurtful.
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Sounds like a lot of
work just to get sneakers.
Who has time for that?
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Well, moms just don't get
the clout of being dripped
out in new grails.
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Oh, Eva's such a mom.
I'm all about the grail drip.
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So, want me to snag you a pair
with my super-speed, too?
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Well, technically, that'd
be cheating. But I do really
want those shoes!
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But I don't wanna
break any rules!
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But they would look
really cute on me.
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But I don't wanna
go to shoe jail and--
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Get back to me when you're
done arguing with yourself.
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Okay, I want the shoes!
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Eva, I could make
a way better bot.
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It will get us into the drop
early and we could score
tons of sneakers.
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And then we could resell them
and make a fortune!
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I don't know. That sounds
really complicated.
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Well, for a computer
novice like you.
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But you're rockin'
with a super-genius!
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Just this morning, I created
the world's smallest cell phone
while I made breakfast.
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I think I ate my phone.
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Amy, I didn't know you were
interested in martial arts.
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Oh, yeah, I love violence
in all its forms.
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So you're the toughest
guy here, huh?
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Wow, everyone else
must be really bad.
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Slow down, sparky.
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I've been taking karate
since I was a little kid.
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I have a second
degree black belt.
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Wow, not what I was expecting
from the kid
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who brought a stuffed
animal as his date
to the winter dance.
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I just hope you don't get
matched up with me, little man.
Wouldn't want to hurt you.
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You hurt me? Ha! Impossible!
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I'm sorry, Milo, I think you're
underestimating how strong I am.
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You may look stronger than me,
but karate isn't
about strength.
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It's about using your opponent's
momentum against them.
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Why don't you spar with
me and I'll prove it?
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Fine. Just don't get mad
at me if I--
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Yah!
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hurt you!
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Booyah! You're in
my dojo now, punk!
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Okay, champ, settle down.
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Sorry, Sensei. This tight
headband brings out the beast!
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It also makes me a little dizzy.
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You feeling respected yet?
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I hope I didn't hurt
you too much, Jake.
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I can't believe it.
He kicked my butt.
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Milo. Kicked my butt. Milo!
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You'd think it would get less
funny the more times you say it,
but it doesn't.
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The whole point of taking karate
was to get my respect back.
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But Milo just made me
look lamer than ever!
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I know. I can't wait
till next class.
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There's no way I'm letting
him humiliate me again.
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Today I didn't use
my full strength.
But next time, when I do,
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I'll be taking down
the best kid in class.
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Think of how great
I'll look then!
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Well, you can't use your
super-strength on Milo!
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The kid weighs like five pounds!
You'll crush him.
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You remember that time
we were playing catch
and you used Colby as the ball?
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You threw him so hard
he broke a window.
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I didn't throw him that hard.
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The window was three miles away!
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Wait, what if I don't have to
use my super-strength?
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Milo said the key is momentum.
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I'll just use his
momentum against him.
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So that anything that happens is
his own doing, not mine.
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So either your plan works and
you beat Milo, or he humiliates
you again?
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Well, I'm hoping for the latter,
but I'm on board either way.
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High five!
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Look at that,
momentum does work!
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I can't believe we didn't score
one pair of the Sky Gordans!
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I mean, even with my
super-speed, we didn't stand
a chance against those bots.
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Look, kids, I know how
badly you wanted those shoes.
And I got them!
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The Sky Gordans! In my size!
You shouldn't have!
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I didn't. I'm re-selling them.
Daddy's gonna be rich!
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You heard us talking
about the bots and you
built your own, didn't you?
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For shame, Mr. Madden,
for shame.
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Say hello to the "Recalibrated
Algorithm Logging
Patterns Hastily" super-bot.
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Or as I like to call him, RALPH.
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You named your bot Ralph?
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Super-bot!
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And I actually started
with "Ralph" and worked
backwards from there.
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00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:03,603
So just like "Sneaker Queen
Two-five-two,"
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you used your bot to cheat us
out of sneakers
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so you could load up
and sell them for profit?
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00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,739
For shame, Mr. Madden--
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For shame, yeah, I get it!
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00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:16,659
Ooh! Looks like my new
hot tub was just delivered.
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00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,183
You've already made enough
to buy a hot tub?
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00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,883
And to take a vacation to
Tahiti. I even chartered a PJ.
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00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:26,364
That's what we rich people
call "private jet."
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00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:29,629
There's no way you
could have made that much
of a profit so fast!
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00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,198
Technically, that's true.
But I've got the goods,
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and we all know they'll
sell quickly, so I've been
maxing out the CC's.
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00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,769
That's what we rich people
call credit cards.
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You're not rich!
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I'm new money!
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Mom, Dad built a super-bot to
nab all the Sky Gordans and
he won't even give me a pair!
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00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:54,262
Well, since I don't
"understand" the "sneaker game"
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or "computers" I guess
I'll just "stay" out of "it."
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You also don't seem to
understand "air quotes."
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00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,532
This isn't fair.
Watch your back, Dad.
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00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:06,535
We will get our revenge.
Come on, Hartley.
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For shame!
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00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,585
Good luck "beating my bot."
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00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,110
Oh, great, now
you've got me doing it!
198
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,464
I hear you've been
making eyes at my lady.
199
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:26,120
Let's see you try
that without a head!
200
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,513
Ha-ha, classic Milo.
201
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:34,041
Startin' to understand why our
school has guidance counselors.
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00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:37,740
'Sup, brah! I know yesterday
we left things on a pretty
even footing...
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00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:41,091
No, it was more like I flipped
you, everyone laughed
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and then a tear rolled down your
cheek.
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That was eyeball sweat!
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00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,971
But now, I'm ready
to take you down.
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00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,755
Bring it!
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00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,236
Hey, we don't have many
blackbelt students here
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00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,455
so I guess I'll have to be
your sparring partner.
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Sure, why not.
I never turn down an
invitation to hurt someone.
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Cool.
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You are really good.
Where'd you say you trained?
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00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:20,217
Oh, you know, the, uh, streets.
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00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:23,699
Cool. Hey, can you do
a seven-twenty tornado kick?
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00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:27,877
No, but I can do this!
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I win!
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00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:38,627
Oh, you're just beggin' for
some pain. Karate chop!
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00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:42,805
I'd laugh, but I don't wanna
stifle my masculine persona.
219
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,945
What do you
know, it worked!
220
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,338
Eh, you got lucky.
221
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If you weren't beggin' for pain
before, you will be now.
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Oh!
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00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:07,134
You don't even
know karate! How is this
even possible?
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00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,570
Aah!
225
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,616
Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
226
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,228
Yeah!
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00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,795
Hi-yah!
228
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,238
Well, on the bright side,
at least he's still moving.
229
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,463
You said you weren't gonna
use your super-strength!
230
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,248
He caught me off guard!
It was just my reflexes.
231
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,817
Milo, are you hurt?
232
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:43,735
Physically, no. Mentally and
emotionally, I'm a total mess!
233
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,086
Apologize to him.
234
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,958
Whoa, give him some
room there, champ.
235
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:52,222
Sorry, I was just... Wait, did
you just call me champ?
236
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:56,705
I mean, I did just beat
the best student in here,
so I guess I should be champ.
237
00:13:56,792 --> 00:14:02,232
What? No! I-I'm the champ!
Who wants to see me break
a stack of five boards?
238
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,974
I bet Jake can break ten!
What? Who said that?
239
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,064
I mean, I don't know if
I can, but I'll try!
240
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,417
Ah!
241
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,115
Oh!
242
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,552
Wow! He's really strong!
Who, me?
243
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:22,774
I don't know who
keeps saying that,
but stop with the compliments.
244
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,387
Unless those broken boards are
gonna spell out "I'm sorry,"
this is a terrible apology.
245
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:30,043
Why should I apologize?
You use your powers for your
own benefit all the time.
246
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,916
This is different. It's Milo.
And... I can't believe
I'm about to say this,
247
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:37,050
but once I got to know him,
he kinda became like
a brother to me.
248
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,182
Except even better
because he's not you.
249
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:44,013
Congrats, Jake. You de-throned
the King of Karate.
250
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,537
This will be my
last day at the dojo.
251
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:47,930
What? No, Milo!
252
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,107
Get a hold of yourself, woman.
253
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,502
My legend will live on.
But my spirit has been
torn asunder
254
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:57,070
like the boards Jake
just splintered.
255
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,421
Jake, say something!
256
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,165
Well, you take care now.
257
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,950
Seriously? Milo,
you can't give up.
258
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:12,128
Sorry, but the damage has been
done. Farewell, friends.
259
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:18,004
I can't believe you. You know,
I'm all about gaining respect,
260
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,919
but did you really have
to hurt Milo to get it?
261
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,746
I wasn't
trying to hurt him.
262
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,574
But, hey, at least people
finally respect me, right?
263
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,489
Yeah!
264
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,274
Sorry, but I'm not about
to give that up.
265
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,800
Well, then I guess I'll just
have to make you give it up.
266
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,073
Okay, RALPH, what new sneakers
did you score for me today?
267
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:48,860
What? You didn't win anything?
268
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,688
You two! What did
you do to RALPH?
269
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,168
You mean your stupid bot?
270
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,518
Super-bot!
271
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,347
I know you wanted revenge.
What did you do?
272
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,175
Nothing. Wink.
273
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,787
Did you just say "wink"
and not wink?
274
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,615
Nope. Wink.
275
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,488
There! You did it again!
276
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:11,448
Okay fine, I can't wink! But we
didn't do anything. Wink.
277
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:17,715
I can't take this anymore. Dad,
we put mustard in your shampoo.
278
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,022
That was your revenge?
279
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,983
Eh, makes sense.
My morning shower was
particularly bold and spicy.
280
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:30,337
"You have been hacked by
"Sneaker Queen Two-five-two."
281
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:33,427
Who is this evil genius?
No one's smarter than me!
282
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:34,906
Except me!
283
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:37,909
Mom?
284
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,738
Yes, 'tis I, the Sneaker Queen.
285
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,136
And your royal highness
has been in the sneaker
game for ages.
286
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,877
But why?
287
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,748
Well, back when
I couldn't keep a job,
288
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,316
I realized I needed an easy
way to make money.
289
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,058
So I looked online and
discovered sneaker bots.
290
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:59,670
I can't believe I was outsmarted
by the woman who still
uses a landline.
291
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:04,545
Turns out if you electrically
charge a computer,
292
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,461
you can make your bot run faster
than anyone else's,
293
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:11,334
until your father came along,
and I had to take him out.
294
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:16,296
Yeah? Well, too bad for
you I already have plenty
of product.
295
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,038
That's right. I may have spent
a lot of money buying these,
296
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,388
but I'm gonna make
a huge profit.
297
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:25,522
Um, Vic, darling, did you
inspect these?
298
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,917
Because I don't
think they're Sky Gordans.
299
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,531
She's right. The boxes
say Sky Bordan, with a B.
300
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,099
You weren't even on
the right website!
301
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,840
Oh, this is delightful.
302
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,277
It's impossible!
303
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,240
Oh, no! I was off by one letter!
304
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:48,806
These are all fakes.
305
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,547
Well, are they still
worth anything?
306
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:54,551
Oh, yeah, a hearty laugh
at your expense.
307
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,858
Eva, I maxed out
the credit cards!
308
00:17:56,945 --> 00:18:00,731
Well, I guess you'll
just have to figure out
a way to pay them off.
309
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:04,300
But that means I'll have
to get a second job!
310
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:09,827
Wait, Mom, did you cop any
of the actual sneakers?
311
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,525
Uh, of course.
I'm the Sneaker Queen.
312
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,744
Well, do you have
any in our sizes?
313
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:17,096
In fact, I have a pair
for each of you.
314
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,708
For the low, low price of
five hundred dollars each.
315
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,412
Milo!
Crazy seeing you here.
316
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,588
Not that crazy, since you
tricked me into coming.
317
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,243
What?
318
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,420
Oh, spare me the lies.
319
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,031
I should have known the dojo
wasn't turned into a museum
320
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,643
about my life as told
through the art of mime.
321
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,167
I just so wanted it to be true.
322
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,300
Wait.
323
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:50,346
I brought you here
because I have a plan to
get your cred back.
324
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,305
You'd turn on your
own brother for me?
325
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:55,786
I'd turn on my brother
for a stack of pancakes.
326
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,527
Let's do this.
327
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,141
They call me
Jake the Rake
328
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,100
'cause I'm always raking
up the competition!
329
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,363
Yeah, we've gotta put
an end to this quick.
330
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,237
All right, champ!
We're here to take you down!
331
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,369
You really want to
challenge me again?
332
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,719
The janitor's still
sweeping up the dust
from our last challenge.
333
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:22,117
Yeah, actually, Milo's
gonna sit this one out.
334
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,250
This challenge is
all you and me!
335
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,729
What? Why?
336
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,993
Because you used your
super-strength
337
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:34,477
to gain an unfair advantage.
And you hurt Milo,
who is my friend.
338
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,567
You know, you didn't have to
whisper the "friend" part.
339
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:41,441
It just feels weird coming
out of my mouth.
340
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,661
Anyway, I'm here to take
back what's his. So...
341
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,403
Fine. You want a piece
of the champ? Let's go!
342
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,666
Oh, wait, we're
actually doing this?
343
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,451
I did not think you were
gonna call my bluff.
344
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,415
Ow!
345
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,204
-Say Amy's the best. Say it!
Say it or I pull your hair out!
-Ow! Ow!
346
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,945
-Say Amy's stronger than me!
Say it! Say it!
-Never! No I will not!
347
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,209
Stop! Stop!
348
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,863
You don't have to do this.
349
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,865
Amy, I appreciate you
for standing up for me,
350
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,781
but I have to admit it,
Jake is better at karate.
351
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,176
Boom! There you have it!
Jake the Rake is back!
352
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:24,135
Name still pending.
353
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,181
The whole reason I joined
karate was because everyone
354
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,139
at school treated
me like a nobody.
355
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,794
I just wanted some respect.
356
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,231
Wait, really?
357
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,884
Yeah. But you
wouldn't understand,
358
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,278
'cause you're super cool.
359
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,193
You think I'm super cool?
360
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,413
Yeah, the super was too
much. But you are cool.
361
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,636
I had no idea Milo took karate
for the same reason I did.
362
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:50,510
I feel so bad. I totally
stole his thunder just
so I could feel better.
363
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:54,688
I know. I love it when you
marinate in your own shame.
364
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,170
Milo, wait!
365
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:04,959
My skills were total luck,
but when it comes to karate,
366
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:08,441
you're the real dojo champion.
367
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:12,445
Go ahead and flip me so
you can regain your status
as dojo master.
368
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:16,797
Hold up! You think
I'm that pathetic that
you have to let me win?
369
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,015
No, I was just trying to--
370
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,104
Works for me!
371
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,459
Ah! Works for me, too.
372
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:34,858
Hey, not to get all mushy,
but I'm proud of you for
what you did for Milo today.
373
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,817
Thanks.
374
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:39,210
It takes a lot of courage to
let yourself be embarrassed
375
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:44,738
that badly by a young,
much smaller boy.
376
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:47,654
Wow, one and a half seconds of
kindness, that's a new record.
377
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:54,878
I was thinking and...
I don't need to be karate
champ to get respect.
378
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,533
As long as I respect myself,
that's all that matters, right?
379
00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:01,929
Hmm. Sure, we can go with that.
380
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,234
You know...
381
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,498
...I'm proud of you, too.
382
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:08,109
When we first got
to Valley View, I never
thought you'd fit in,
383
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:10,024
much less make a friend.
384
00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,026
But after seeing how you stood
up for Milo today,
385
00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:14,202
it's pretty clear
that you've made two.
386
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,813
Yeah. Wait, who's the other one?
387
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:20,600
Oh, right, Hartley.
388
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,645
Dad, where are you
going this late?
389
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,518
I had to take a second
job teaching night school.
390
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,998
I'm in so much debt!
391
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:32,176
Wait, how did we get
in so much debt?
392
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:35,528
Oh, not "we," no.
I've got loads of cash.
393
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:38,008
Just not gonna waste
it on bailing him out.
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