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Guys, I have
amazing news.
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-Your hair.
-No.
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That's just the result of one
of Dad's experiments gone wrong.
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It should be back to normal
in about an hour.
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Right, Dad?
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Sure.
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The important thing is
now we know
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that a child's head
can withstand a lightning bolt.
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Guys, I have amazing news.
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-Me too.
-Your hair.
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It's not my hair.
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Anyways, Mary Stephens
is coming to town this weekend.
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-No way.
-Yes!
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-The Mary Stephens?
-Yes!
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-I have no idea who that is.
-Me neither.
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She's only the founder
of the very first Sunshine Club.
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Mm, too bad she wasn't
the very last.
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Every year,
Mary does a nationwide search
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for Sunshine Club
President of the Year.
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And this year, I'm one
of the top three finalists.
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Take that, Linda Shermahorn
of Chapter 247.
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-Okay, time for my news.
-In a minute, blondie.
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I've tried every year
to be nominated for this award,
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but being top three
isn't good enough.
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I have to win.
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So I'm going to make
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her visit to Valley View
absolutely perfect.
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Aw, I wish I could get excited
about something so simple.
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But, you know,
super computer brain.
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It's a real burden.
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Seriously? This morning,
you squealed and clapped
your hands at a donut.
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Jake, what have I told you about
spying on Daddy
during donut time?
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Okay, that's it.
I'm telling my news.
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The Chosen One
has a new power.
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Transference.
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It's pretty cool.
Check it out.
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Colby, give me invisibility.
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Why gladly, old man.
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-Whoa.
-No way.
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All I have to do
is think of one of my powers,
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then fist-bump it
to whoever I want.
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Then to get it back,
the person just fist-bumps me.
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Glad that worked.
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I did not know
where my fist was.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I want one.
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Um, give me
kinetic manipulation.
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Amy, stop!
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You're right. Why would I
want you closer to me?
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I've had my fill.
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The only downside
is that when someone else
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has one of my powers,
I can't use it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. My turn.
Give me shape-shifting.
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Okay.
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Hartley, get over here
and rub my bunions.
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Glad you all find my trauma
so amusing.
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Hartley, I got your text.
What's the emergency?
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Mary Stephens will be here
in less than five hours,
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and I don't have anyone
to help me decorate.
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Again, what's the emergency?
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And where's the rest
of the Sunshine Club?
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Isn't helping
kind of their whole thing?
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They're in time-out
because they couldn't follow
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my simple decorating
instructions.
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Sorry, but if you can't
make 72 sunshine faces
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in less than five minutes,
what are we even doing?
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Hartley, I know today
means a lot to you,
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but I think you're being
a little too intense
with the preparations.
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Do you want a time-out, too?
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How about you put us both
in a time-out
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and you can go find
your happy place.
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Mary's visit
has to be perfect
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so I can grind those other two
Sunshine Club presidents
into the ground.
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They will bow down
to my pleasant attitude.
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Okay, I like
the frightening energy,
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but why is winning this thing
so important to you?
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Because if I don't win this,
I might as well just throw away
my entire lifelong to-do list.
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See? Right here.
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Once I win, I put it
on my college application.
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Then I'll get
into a perfect school
where I'll get straight A's,
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and then law schools
will call, saying,
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"Hi, Hartley,
we want to take you out
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to a steak dinner
and give you a scholarship."
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-And then I'll--
-Hartley!
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We got it. And we got it.
And we got it!
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Ugh! I'm running out of time!
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There's no way I can get
all of this stuff done
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before Mary gets here.
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Maybe not.
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But I can.
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Just tell me what to do
and I'll use my super speed.
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This place will be done
in seconds.
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Colby, that's genius.
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Here's the list.
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And done. How's it look?
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-Amazing.
-Horrible!
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Look, I appreciate the effort,
but it's all wrong.
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The banners are crooked,
the napkin swans look like ducks
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and none of the streamers
have the proper dip.
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It looks like a rush job.
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It was a rush job.
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I should've known
there's no shortcuts to success.
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Look, Hartley,
we're not gonna let you down.
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We'll just decorate
the place the right way.
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The really long and incredibly
annoying right way.
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And by "we," she means her,
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-'cause I'm going home.
-Home?
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As in the one we share?
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Where I can make your entire
existence a living nightmare?
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On second thought,
I hate home.
Let's decorate a school.
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What's that?
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One of the perks of us
going back to Centropolis.
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I was able to bring back some
of our old stuff from the lair.
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Oh, look! Look at this picture
of little Jake.
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So glad you grew out
of your awkward phase.
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That's Amy.
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Oh, well...
hopefully you're a late bloomer.
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Man, look at all this loot
we scored back then.
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Almost as if being a villain
was far more rewarding
than our current lives.
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Oh!
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My purple diamond!
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I have been looking
everywhere for this!
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This is my most
prized possession.
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Mostly because it was once
someone else's
prized possession.
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Eva, do you have any idea
what I went through
to swipe that for you?
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And you just threw it in a box?
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To be fair,
I was trying to hide it
where no one would look.
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Along with these hideous photos
of our children.
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I'll put it somewhere safe.
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-Oh, no. I'll hold on to that.
-Oh!
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Clearly you can't be trusted.
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Clearly you are gonna be
sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Bummer.
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Ah! Celia!
Do you really need
to burst in like that?
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I could've been naked.
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Are you trying
to make me throw up?
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No, I'm trying to make you
run outside and throw up.
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I just came to warn you
before I steal your Wi-Fi.
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Hartley said it was
the "polite" thing to do.
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The new season
of my favorite crime podcast,
Cold Trail,
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drops later today,
and I can barely contain myself!
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Wait, you're a Traily?
Me too.
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Finally, something to like
about one of you.
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They're having a contest
this season
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where listeners can try to solve
the cold case from home.
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Whoever figures it out first
gets a $50,000 reward.
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-We should team up.
-Fine.
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As long as I get
all the money.
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What? Why would I agree to that?
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-Ninety-ten.
-Now we're talking.
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Did you say the winner
of this thing gets $50,000?
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Jake, who better
to help you solve a crime
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than one of the shadiest people
you know?
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Yeah, that's why I picked Celia.
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I'm talking about me.
We'd have the clear advantage.
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I think like
a criminal mastermind.
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Which means we'd be able
to solve the cold case
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before anyone
and get that reward.
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Would you give me more
than 10%?
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Well, if you're gonna
be greedy about it,
I'll just do it on my own.
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Come on, Colby.
Pick up the pace.
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We only have an hour left.
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Look, you either
get the super-speed version,
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or you get me trying to
figure out how to tie a balloon.
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How do you not know
how to tie a balloon?
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I'm a villain.
The only knot we use
is for tying people up.
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We can try that one
if you want.
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Hartley, look,
this is going nowhere.
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I'm all about helping,
but every time I do something,
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you just sneak up behind me
and do it over again.
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That is not true.
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Look, if you want it don
your way,
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you're the only one
that can do it.
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And with an hour left,
that's just not possible.
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-Or maybe it is.
-What do you mean?
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What if Colby uses
his transference power
to lend you his super speed?
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Then you can set up the party
exactly how you want in seconds.
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No way. I don't want one of his
freakish villain powers in me.
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Sorry.
Inside Hartley
just spoke outside.
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Well, if you don't want
his super speed,
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you have to settle for crooked
streamers and one balloon.
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Make that no balloon.
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What do you say?
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Do you want to turn down
that make-believe steak dinner
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from that make-believe
law school or not?
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How exactly does it work?
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He just fist-bumps you
and the power is yours.
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Then when you're done,
just fist-bump him back.
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Easy peasy.
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And can we hurry this up?
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I've been around
this Sunshine Club stuff so long
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I just said "easy peasy."
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And you're sure it's safe to use
on a regular person like me?
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-Actually--
-Of course.
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Uh, but in all fairness,
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after what
we've witnessed today,
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I think "regular person"
is a bit of a stretch.
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Okay, fine. I'll do it.
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Just let me put this down first.
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I don't think
this is a good idea.
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We have no clue how my power
will react with her body.
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She'll be fine.
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Plus, it's our only way
out of this mess.
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- Just do it.
- Fine.
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All right, Colby.
Give me your super speed.
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Okay, now you've got it.
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But I don't feel anything.
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Yeah, because
you're not moving.
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Oh. Right.
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Feeling anything now?
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Great idea giving Hartley
your super speed, Colby.
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It wasn't my idea.
It was yours.
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I know. I just wanted
to hear you say it out loud.
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Place looks great, Hartley!
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And she's gone.
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And she's back.
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Now that's how you tie
a balloon...
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or 250!
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Are you really trying to flex
how many balloons
you can tie?
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Having super speed is amazing!
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Yeah, aside from that nasty
collision with a pigeon,
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you've really gotten
the hang of it.
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If you hadn't given me
your power,
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we never could've gotten
all this done in time.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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The plastic blocks!
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Ta-da!
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00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,104
Yeah, I'm not hopping
through that.
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00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,933
Hurry up and give me
my power back
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so I can go do
anything else but this.
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I feel so alive.
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With super speed,
I can do anything.
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00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,769
Great! And you could start
by giving me my power back.
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I've been so busy
trying to beat
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those other two
Sunshine Club presidents.
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With super speed,
I can do the work of 20.
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I can help so many more people,
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and I can finish my lifelong
to-do list in a week.
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I'm not giving you
my power for a week.
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I know.
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I'm keeping it forever.
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Who keeps closing
these doors?
242
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,667
Okay, so,
according to the blueprint,
243
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,843
this represents the vault
where the crime took place.
244
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,150
We just need to figure out
how the thief got in.
245
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,108
Well, they clearly
needed something
246
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,762
to blast through
all that steel.
247
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,938
Unless they came through
the air conditioning vent.
248
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,985
Please, no vault
can be accessed
through the ventilation system.
249
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,857
That's Vault 101.
250
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,641
Oh, well, excuse me
for not being a vault expert.
251
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,339
You're not any kind of expert.
252
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,820
Wait, I take that back.
253
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,344
You're an expert
at annoying people.
254
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,826
Maybe it's because
I'm a little drained
after moving all the furniture
255
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,871
and putting tape
all over the floors twice
256
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,744
because someone was looking
at the blueprints upside down.
257
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,534
Nope. Do it again.
You had it right the first time.
258
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,711
I don't even know
what was stolen.
259
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,365
You talked through
the entire podcast.
260
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,584
You kept saying,
"What'd they say?"
261
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,021
every time they were
saying the things
I needed to hear them say.
262
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,023
What'd you say?
263
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,504
It was a jewel heist.
264
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:49,159
A thief stole
a large purple diamond.
265
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,682
Hmm.
266
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,728
I'm sorry,
a large purple what-now?
267
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,426
A purple diamond.
268
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,516
They posted a pic online.
I'll send it to you.
269
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,476
Oh, boy.
270
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:06,742
Jake. You seem frustrated.
271
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,613
What's wrong?
Can't solve the crime?
272
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,269
You should've partnered with
me while you had the chance,
273
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:15,359
because once I listen
to that podcast it's game over.
274
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,580
Which reminds me,
what's a podcast
and where can I get one?
275
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:22,714
Don't bother. I already know
who the criminal is,
because he stole this.
276
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,848
That looks like the necklace
I swiped for-- Oh, boy.
277
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,635
Ooh, it's a text from Robert.
278
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,334
As in Robert,
your chief of police boyfriend?
279
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:38,600
Yup. I asked him to get us
a little inside info.
280
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,951
Oh, here's a description
of the suspect:
281
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:46,042
"Male, 5'11",
brown hair and brown eyes,
282
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,392
one eye covered with a patch.
283
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,308
Wearing a long, white coat."
284
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,049
-Oh, boy.
-Oh, boy.
285
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,791
I know, right?
286
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,620
Eye patch and long, white coat.
287
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,404
This guy sounds like
a real freak.
288
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,623
If only you knew.
289
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,716
Hartley, give Colby
his power back.
290
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,634
He has, like, 50.
Why can't I have this one?
291
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,855
Because without my super speed,
I won't be the Chosen One.
292
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,032
Okay, well,
now I'm on Hartley's side.
293
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,862
Look, I told you
this was gonna be a bad idea.
294
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:26,691
How was I supposed to know
she was gonna turn into
a power-crazed maniac?
295
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,780
More of a power-crazed maniac?
296
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,522
What are we gonna do?
297
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,872
I've got an idea.
298
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,440
Hartley, I've been thinking,
299
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,574
and you can't use super speed
to do everything,
300
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,969
because technically,
that would be cheating.
301
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:47,495
You're right.
I didn't even
think about that.
302
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,105
I can't be a cheater.
303
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:52,195
Hmm. Not cheating.
Her greatest weakness.
304
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,155
Here, quick, take it back.
305
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,896
Yes. Finally. Thank you.
306
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,854
Whoa!
307
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,336
Are you gonna
give it back or not?
308
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,642
I want to,
but I can't control it!
309
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,256
Oh, no, this must be
a side effect
of giving the power
310
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,822
to a regular person.
311
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,824
If only someone
had mentioned that sooner.
312
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,088
Oh, wait. I did.
313
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,570
Hello. I'm looking for Hartley.
314
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:20,876
I'm Mary Stephens.
315
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,923
Of course you are.
316
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:32,192
So you're Mary Stephens?
317
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,889
The Mary Stephens?
318
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,152
As in Sunshine Club founder
Mary Stephens?
319
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,371
The Mary Stephens?
320
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,808
Yes! I am Mary Stephens.
321
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,072
Is Hartley here?
322
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,770
I am a little early.
She's probably
still running around.
323
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,816
Oh, you have no idea.
324
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,211
Are you a Sunshine Club member?
325
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,127
Does this face say otherwise?
326
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:00,220
But today's not about me.
It's about Hartley, so...
327
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,961
And-- And here she is.
328
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,399
Hi!
329
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,880
Hartley, it is so nice
to meet you.
330
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,405
Oh! Fun.
331
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,756
Down low, too slow.
I am so down with the kids.
332
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,280
Oh! Again.
333
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,631
Maybe I'm not so down
with the kids.
334
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:26,072
She's out of control.
We have to stop her
from speeding away.
335
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,725
Her feet.
336
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,207
-Ow!
-Live with it.
337
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,950
Hey, Mary!
Here she is.
338
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,473
Come give our girl a shake.
339
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,954
Oh. Uh.
340
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,218
She's just really excited
to meet you.
341
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,961
How about these decorations?
You know,
Hartley worked really hard.
342
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:49,486
Oh, they're wonderful.
And who doesn't love
a good balloon arch?
343
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,401
Me. That'd be me.
344
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,364
Hartley, you have certainly
outdone yourself.
345
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,887
Hartley?
346
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,455
Coming in hot!
Look out!
347
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,289
Just take it back, please.
348
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,291
Actually, I kind of want
to see how this plays out.
349
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,379
Take it back!
350
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:17,949
And that is what being
a Sunshine Club member
is all about.
351
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,734
You know, busting through any
challenges that get in our way.
352
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,606
-Am I right?
-No. It's about helping people.
353
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:23,912
Oh.
354
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,001
Have you tried
the crab cakes?
355
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,007
I haven't seen
so many outlines
356
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,922
on this living room floor
since...
357
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,316
Never mind.
358
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,885
Jake, you have to stop Celia
from solving this crime.
359
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,149
If she finds out it was me,
we're all headed
to the deep fryer.
360
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,107
-The deep fryer?
-Yeah.
361
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,935
The clink. The pokey.
The hoosegow.
362
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,589
Come on, Jake.
Keep up on the jail slang.
363
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,507
Look, as long as she doesn't
see the diamond,
she'll have no evidence.
364
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,509
-Good point.
-You still have the diamond?
365
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:56,988
Of course, it's right...
366
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,339
-Uh-oh.
-What do you mean, "Uh-oh"?
367
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,905
It was in my pocket.
It must've fallen out.
368
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,821
That's what I get for buying
my jeans at Slim & Snug.
369
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,522
Uh, Celia,
I was thinking, and, uh,
370
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,480
if this crime
hasn't been solved in 20 years,
371
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,308
then we don't stand a chance.
372
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,268
You give up too easy.
Just like my seven ex-husbands.
373
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:18,358
Well, eight, but they're
still looking for him.
374
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,578
But what Jake
is trying to say is,
375
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,102
we're dealing with some
skilled criminals.
376
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,581
-Villains!
-No, we're not!
377
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,583
I mean, no they're not.
I mean, what?
378
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,064
That's who did it.
379
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,285
That description Robert sent
is clearly a villain.
380
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,679
I mean, who walks around
in a weird white coat
and an eye patch?
381
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,768
Hey, sometimes a person
makes a choice
382
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,553
and they have to commit to it,
okay?
383
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,991
Those freaks get away
with everything,
384
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,819
'cause they can never find them.
385
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,734
It is a waste of time.
386
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,476
I'm gonna go home
and think of other ways
387
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,043
to make a quick 50 grand.
388
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,263
NFTs seem like a good scam.
389
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:59,442
Hey. What's this?
390
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:02,619
It looks just like the diamond
that was stolen.
391
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,666
Uh, no, that's just some
costume jewelry that Jake wears.
392
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,058
Not me. It's definitely Jake's.
393
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,887
-I don't want it.
-I don't want it!
394
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,673
Let me have the necklace.
395
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,420
You see,
if that was a real diamond,
396
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,683
Jake would never be able
to crush it.
397
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,860
That's for sure.
You should've seen him struggle
to move the couch.
398
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:31,692
Plus, who would destroy
a $46 million diamond?
399
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,435
Yeah, you'd have to be
a real dummy.
400
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:41,963
Look at me.
I've been so eager
to solve this stupid crime,
401
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:45,445
for a second there, I thought
you might've been the thief.
402
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,582
You have a good night, Celia.
403
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,324
Robert's coming over,
so you know I will.
404
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,762
Hey, where are you going?
405
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,111
Now that I know
who stole that diamond,
406
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,156
I'm gonna go collect
that reward.
407
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,377
Jake! Come back!
408
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:07,162
We can blame it on your mother
and split it 90-10!
409
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,688
Blame what on me?
What's that on the floor?
410
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,908
Uh, your purple diamond.
411
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,388
What?
412
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,520
You told me to leave it with you
413
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,305
because I'm irresponsible!
414
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,785
Well, I didn't lose it.
I know exactly where it is.
415
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,315
Miss Stephens,
I can explain.
416
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,795
Save your breath.
I've seen enough.
417
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,971
I came all the way
to Valley View to meet you,
418
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,757
and it's clear you're not taking
any of this seriously.
419
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:40,630
I mean, first the little
hand thing, then the do-si-do.
420
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:44,025
Then you ran headfirst
into a wall of plastic bricks.
421
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:47,115
Without a helmet.
At least give her credit
for that.
422
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:51,075
I'm sorry.
I just don't think
you have what it takes
423
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:54,035
to be Sunshine Club
President of the Year.
424
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,211
But I will take
one of those crab cakes.
425
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,521
Wait!
426
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,524
Hartley worked really hard
to make today perfect for you.
427
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,571
And, you know, sometimes you
just can't control everything.
428
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,921
Maybe today didn't turn out
as well as it should have,
429
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,228
but Hartley is the best
Sunshine Club president
there is.
430
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,883
No, it's true.
431
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,537
I mean, she even makes me
want to...
432
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,931
spread a little sunshine.
433
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,066
That's very nice to hear,
434
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:28,374
but the Sunshine Club
is about helping the community,
435
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:29,897
not just one person.
436
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,464
Hartley helps everyone.
437
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,466
I mean,
she feeds the hungry,
438
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:35,772
heals the sick,
raises the dead.
439
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,209
Okay, just the first one,
but I felt like I needed a list.
440
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:43,606
Just please
give her another chance.
441
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:47,001
Well, I did choose Hartley
as a finalist
442
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:49,003
because of the work
she's done all year.
443
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:53,137
So I guess I shouldn't base
my decision on just one event.
444
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,792
I'll take that
into consideration.
445
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:57,185
Thank you.
446
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:06,455
Well, looks like you two
have a lot of cleaning up to do,
447
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,109
so...
448
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,464
Okay, seriously,
who keeps closing
these doors?
449
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:25,561
Well, I just found out
I'm not getting the award.
450
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,868
What?
451
00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:29,696
And to think, I almost didn't
sonic-blast the windows
452
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:30,784
out of Mary Stephens' car.
453
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:34,004
Don't worry,
you'll get them next time.
454
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:38,182
I know what I've done
as the president
of the Sunshine Club,
455
00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,663
and that's good enough
for me.
456
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,752
I just wish it hadn't messed up
my to-do list.
457
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:46,800
Well, maybe you don't need
that list.
458
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,671
I mean, if you plan out
your whole like that,
459
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:51,021
you might never get enjoy
where it can really take you.
460
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,067
Hmm. I guess.
461
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,895
It's true. Look at me.
462
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:57,114
I mean, I always thought
I would be a villain forever.
463
00:22:57,201 --> 00:23:00,248
And then life threw me a curve
and landed me in Valley View...
464
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,599
right next door to you.
465
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,210
And because of that...
466
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,170
my life is a lot better.
467
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:11,564
Mine too.
468
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,044
I got to say,
469
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,829
after having
super speed today,
470
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,484
I can see why you'd want
to use your powers so much.
471
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,922
To be honest, I'm not sure why
you don't use them all the time.
472
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,925
Because I have a best friend
473
00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:27,667
who reminds me
I have to be a better person.
474
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:29,059
Yeah.
475
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,321
I guess we're both
pretty lucky.
476
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,019
Oh, I'm not saying I'm lucky.
477
00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:33,412
That's just why I don't use them
all the time.
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